The White Lotus | Notable Quotables (Season 2)

A compilation of my favourite quotes and one liners from S2. Feel free to post yours in the comments below!
#TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusS2 #NotableQuotables

[@marcomares543]

She DEFINITELY should’ve started that spa for poor women, with that girl from Maui

[@zonedutopia]

I'd be sorry for Belinda if she ended up financially dependent on someone unstable like that 😕

[@hajnahortobagyi690]

@@zonedutopia Yeah, I guess that just makes it more depressing, even if she finenced it she probably would have made a lot of teribel changes to make it more like what she wanted it to be, and demand endless atention from her. Tho I guess even actually the buznise could have grown independent of her, it would have been a nightmare.

[@sirfoofoo154]

nah, like she said in Season 1, that poor women would only be suffering just being around her, and since she owns the buisness she would be trapped

[@Alicia-vq8jg]

They both be trapped because that woman will be using her for money it’s not a big deal

[@katerinadicamella]

Yes that's exactly what she said!!!😂😂😂🤭

[@lonemotheomatshaba9640]

"Monica Viti is dead.... But Yes" best foreshadowing ever

[@xxxxx447]

mind blowing

[@lvaz1248]

Oh shit

[@eugenechege1621]

& the Madame Butterfly review. "She died"

[@Momoeki21]

Damn

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

"THESE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME!" 🤣

[@luceinbattaglia9425]

And the old man is gay too😂..that’s even funnier!😂

[@xtxpxhx]

Iconic

[@Supamav11]

This was the best line of the season 😂

[@sirfoofoo154]

where is it in here

[@arielle8888]

So they can decorate their houses or some shit!

[@MissEzi]

"and youre quite old! no?" LMFAOO ONE OF MY FAVE LINE DELIVERIES FROM THIS WHOLE SHOW

[@leobenjamin7950]

"Peppa pig"

[@jaancastelltortt22]

"We are too young to be this old" Damn that hits hard

[@abraham7140]

@@wintersolstice4793 because you’re in a relationship?

[@timbennett4016]

"peppa pig." she said that so confidently

[@tatjy93]

I literally laughed out loud when she said that. Love Valentina

[@kaviyn_da_king4020]

Valentina is by far the most fun to watch along with Jennifer obviously

[@deannas2778]

The managers are the best in the series lol I loved Valentina and Armond.

[@donsolo7860]

Peppa pig?

[@SpaztasticSheep]

@@deannas2778 facts

[@caRlesMas1]

She's savage

[@JonathanMWeiss]

@@donsolo7860, the Peppa Pig line slayed me.

[@mekrenia]

Tanya's cry-mode, I can't... 🤣 like the haute couture of suffering...

[@bossl6982]

"haute couture of suffering" 💀💀💀

[@Sam-0827]

Perfectly said 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adhistie1694]

😂😂😂😂

[@DunmerSG]

"Get your shit together, Portia". I'm not Portia but i felt that on a personal level.

[@11Hand1e11]

"That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard" is so subtle but SO funny it makes me feel like Jennifer Coolidge must have improv'd it, it feels so natural to Tanya's character lol

[@ge9575]

michael scott kinda line

[@bingoing]

lol she did actually

[@esteban9716]

personal reminder taken from tanya's wisdom: "when you're empty inside and you have no direction, you end up in some crazy places, right? but you'll still be lost"

[@xoxjelloxox]

What’s the solution?

[@esteban9716]

@@xoxjelloxox tell me if you find it out 🙃

[@katelynoreilly6144]

The best bit about the Peppa Pig line is Valentina says it after Tanya tags a drag on a cigarette lol, like that’s what clinched it for her

[@hardcandy9880]

And it was not scripted!

[@MattPoe742]

“Well…he was kinda…fuckin his uncle” GOT ME! Like so nonchalant and Portia’s like “you couldn’t have mentioned that before I left with him” 😂

[@hardcandy9880]

The Peppa Pig line was an ad lib. Was not scripted at all. That actress is a genius lol.

[@sandrinesugi3857]

The "she disappeared! That's one fast slut." line makes me laugh real hard. Idk she just delivers it so earnestly lol

[@martinagalanti7069]

in italian it's even funnier! she says something closer to "she's even fast, that slut!", but it's mostly the delivery that makes it

[@looney1023]

"I can't be responsible for everything I say. I'm concussed." is like a perfectly written line delivered perfectly by a legend

[@irulan8854]

"I mean it's a penis, it's not a sunset"

[@arontamas5639]

"That's the weirdest voice ever heard"-basically everytime I travel by public transport

[@buttersnakel]

„I was gone for one fucking night and you did molly with hookers!?” I’m WHEEZING

[@dcvmv13]

the delivery of "well, he was kinda fucking his uncle" gets me every time

[@nikkipringles]

“So they can decorate their houses or some shit” DECEASED ✋🏽💀

[@glowcloudwheatproducts495]

The actor that plays the grandfather (F. Murray Abraham) doesn't get enough credit for how good he is here. He's the same actor who played Salieri in Amadeus btw.

[@trishfitzpatrick3264]

Great stage actor

[@alespin5597]

He was also Omar in Scarface

[@woudgy]

I know, he is so perfect. You can totally see how he screwed up his son without understanding why

[@zainbhojani]

Most importantly….Uncle Excelsior in Louie. 01:26

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

And won an Oscar for it

[@Parax94]

I wanted to see "It’s hard to sleep because of what’s happening in the world. -What? What’s happening in the world?"

[@chatnoir60609]

Definitely one of my favorites too 😂

[@kassiogomes8498]

@@coolbutnotverycool1440 i dont think they care about being annoying or not being annoying. I think if someone gets anxious about climate change, violence, wars, etc doesn't really care about your annoyance.

[@BDAKs24]

@@coolbutnotverycool1440 I agree. Once you learn that your actions have literally zero impact on the world then you learn to just enjoy life and not worry so much.

[@prosk8er1995]

I should've started that spa for poor woman with the girl from Maui😂 poor Belinda

[@salthesteamengine]

“DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS?!?!” i was rolling on the fricking flooor omg😭

[@skyary9771]

"I thought it was only three😭" was so funny to me

[@Seanwichh]

“…and he’s not non-binary” I was so confused as why she would say that, but it was hilarious at the same time

[@swooningtree]

I thought it was funny and a bit of a sly commentary on a kinda new modern dating difficulty for girls where you're talking to someone who ostensibly is able to go through life like any other cishet white guy but he says he's non-binary and suddenly he's just as oppressed as you, if not more.

[@lilovs9952]

@@swooningtree exactly

[@fruit4evr]

@@swooningtreeI’m not all that aware of the modern cis het dating experience nowadays. is that a thing that’s happening?

[@swooningtree]

@@fruit4evr a little bit tbh. The line could have also been to show that Portia is only “woke” in a performative way, and/or to telegraph her attraction to guys that are more traditionally masculine but ultimately not good for her.

[@nickjoy6389]

@@swooningtree I thought it was kind of a preface to her later rant on modern dating. How she’s sick of guys who perform wokeness. How a guy can just say he’s non binary and knows the discord but at the end of the day can’t make her feel anything because he’s too afraid to. Instead of just someone who can have fun with her. I think she’s too Anxious to be woke or even be performatively woke. Idk? 😭

[@teenie36214]

“They come and go” 😂💀🙈

[@chelsraknrl4218]

P E P P A P I G

[@AndrewVanBeekOttawa]

I need to be able to forget this show so I can watch it again

[@usuariodeyutub]

“Get your shit together Portia” 😂😂😂😂

[@mffmrs]

That "Guess who I am?" bit nearly killed me. 🤣🤣

[@buttersnakel]

honestly harper has one of the best one liners

[@vitodoria7894]

I reckon some of her best lines were missing here. At least the line at 2:00 of this compilation made it.

[@diegosolano3570]

I laughed so hard that I cried with that scene between the producer and Valentina explaining the coming and going of the Italian girls 😅😂

[@amitnagpal1985]

Genuinely laughed out loud at the “Gorgeous sky” line. 😂

[@1TSS0FLVFFY]

“did you knit your little cap?”

[@fluffyclouds555]

😂😂😂

[@jppaludetto16]

"You need. To drain. The sack." is so stupid, i love it

[@Komnenit]

“These gays are trying to murder me” LOL

[@camillesicam3795]

Harper’s “we’re too young to be this old” line!!!!

[@PopcornRecap]

Peppa Pig always gets me. And it wasn’t even in the script! 😂

[@redpanda_009]

The fact they say all of this seriously makes it funnier 😂

[@ryanwagner7980]

god what a thoroughly quotable season.

[@nikksterr627]

You cut out the funniest line-read of the whole show! “Is that the Queen of Sicily?” “*sharp inhale*…yes”

[@eggbeater1682]

I can’t unsee April Ludgate when she’s being sarcastic 😂

[@vitodoria7894]

When Harper is talking dirty, it's like she is being a less dirty version of Lenore from "Dirty Grandpa".

[@magma4168]

Ethan putting down Cameron was long-awaited, honestly.

[@rai2423]

I feel like Cameron wanted to “put down” Ethan tho 👀 The way he always called him baby and said all that weird shit when they were alone.

[@Mike40669]

How no one talking about: "like father, like father, like son" Old man with the zingers!

[@ellelu914]

the cutoffs are making this funnier

[@drness6650]

“that’s the weirdest voice ive ever heard” lol the fact that he shows up later is actually so cool

[@offbeat65]

This series is for the ages.

[@brih220]

The “…he’s not non-binary” took me out like why would she say that??? 😂😂😂

[@noahcramer4765]

cuz she wants a man lol

[@jamilecerqueira8685]

@@noahcramer4765exactly!

[@toxicallypink]

Because she's probably dated a few

[@arontamas5639]

"We're too young to be this old..."Definitely the quote ever!

[@brynncastillo6978]

This season was the best show I’ve seen so far in 2023. I have no idea where each episode was going

[@FiremanDuval]

The Peppa Pig line destroyed me

[@vickyoli]

The queen of Sicily killed me xD! PS: Ethan, and the fight🥵

[@enderwiggins8248]

Dafne is my favorite character. She had a particular philosophy and she never got derailed

[@aster9051]

ultimately though, I think that her philosophy only gives her temporary satisfaction in life. you can tell that behind the front she puts on, she seems quite lonely and is avoidant of pretty much all the problems within her marriage and the outside world.

[@Asterite100]

@@aster9051 Right, like she seems like an actually decent person deep down, but she's so pressed on being the victim that she starts to hollow herself out and just not... care about anything. One scene in particular I remember is her lamenting about not having any real friends that she can confide in because they're fake, two-faced, and catty. It's clear that nearly everyone in her life disappoints her but she just has to roll with it because "life is unfair" or something like that. It's almost like the saying "ignorance is bliss" but on Daphne's part it's willful ignorance. She thinks the alternative of being an emotional recluse is just "being a victim."

[@aster9051]

@@Asterite100 you are so spot on, i can definitely see the willful 'ignorance is bliss' mentality and how that paired with her almost obsession of trying to not feel like a victim is the basis of how she leads her life.

[@leloupdessteppes3228]

Tanya’s laugh is freaking hilarious 😂

[@midnightpoetisa]

They come and go omg 😂

[@teatime009]

whoever did this edit did a great job technically. Great stuff.

[@Heleninini]

Peppa pig will forever be iconic

[@harsheldoshi7814]

These are some high end gays 🤣🤣

[@FromPolandWithROAAAAR]

Hahahaha, Jennifer killed it! Love the second season! Also: "our Achilles heel is Achilles cock" LMAO!😂😂😂

[@whattypeofx7750]

now when im an a function of any kind, trust i will always ask if they have any oreo cookie cake

[@15iannava]

Valentina is the best.

[@user-yx7mb1ef4u]

❤️ that series make me emotional and i love them from the start to the end

[@oakleywyatt1717]

you really saved the best for last

[@UltimateAwe]

A WORK OF ART.

[@SpankyPUA]

this show was just fkin perfect

[@yansalazar2057]

Love it! Season 1! Please!!!

[@rigso321]

Peppa pig 💀

[@Air.keccc1]

“Hey buddy whats up” 😭

[@benedettabene4920]

"Get your shit together, Portia" 😂

[@Momoeki21]

2:30 will forever be iconic

[@1TSS0FLVFFY]

this is perfect!!!

[@wViOw]

I looooved this season

[@georgexfekete]

We are too young to be this old.

[@Aleksssssssss]

“Is that the queen of Sicily?”

[@shelbynamels7948]

watching this makes tthe SNL sketch even funnier.

[@dante1707]

“Let’s fun” Ok I just got it 😂

[@rebelraccoon9018]

"It's a penis not a sunset "😆👏

[@ambretlt]

“timothee chamalet”

[@morning_eliza]

All I’m saying is that the conversations between Bert, Dominic, and Albie were not for the faint of heart, oh my god.

[@konstantinheller4661]

The peppa pig line 😂

[@joeflynn2615]

So they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂

[@naid5533]

What?? Timothy chamalet??🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kmose364]

Oh from the very beginning

[@minibrain711]

that fucking cry at 5:20 is gonna do me in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cocomeetschanel]

“I mean it’s a penis not a sunset.” 😭

[@MsCorpora]

2:44 Yes! My favorite quote made it! :D

[@Whippets]

Quentin: Tell me everything, from the beginning. Tanya: Well, I was born is San Francisco. Quentin: Oh, from the very beginning. Couldn't stop smiling after that, well played, very well played.

[@adrianrosario4196]

Guess who I am... Uhhh, Peppa Pig! 🤣🤣

[@Dog-bb8hr]

6:08 Oh, boy. If he only knew.. 😂

[@aleamezquita5149]

2:27 what we all came looking for

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

Honey these are some high-end gays

[@SachaDevoretz]

Epic

[@frenchyontravel]

Peppa Pig 🐷 !!! Ah excellent 😂😂😂😂

[@biohead66]

0:19 almost killed me it was so real

[@guilhermemendes289]

Tanya forever

[@randomthings2533]

this but out of context 💀💀

[@mariaanagnostou6895]

5:17 LMAO

[@boosie6076]

This would be great WITH captions