Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

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sWooZie

sWooZie

2 жыл бұрын

When I tried this stuff years ago it made me paranoid. Seems not a lot has changed.
Stalk Me:
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@tamiamoore2467
@tamiamoore2467 5 ай бұрын
Dasani will make you more thirsty than a Popeyes biscuit 😭
@idk_3604
@idk_3604 4 ай бұрын
nah 7 days ago and bro got pinned
@Bitzypop1
@Bitzypop1 Ай бұрын
BRO WHY SI THER ONLY LIKE ONE COMMNET ??
@0liverBeans
@0liverBeans Ай бұрын
Fr also 200
@-KADE.CAT-
@-KADE.CAT- 21 күн бұрын
idk what dasani is- I'm Australian I'm sorry-
@kristinamarshall9459
@kristinamarshall9459 12 күн бұрын
@@-KADE.CAT-it's a type of water I'm Australian to 🇦🇺🐨🐑
@wan.gito6000
@wan.gito6000 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel gooder than a mug" -Swoozie 2022
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
Broddie U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@ImJustMomo
@ImJustMomo 2 жыл бұрын
but hungrier than a hostage 😭😭
@ItsLFH
@ItsLFH 2 жыл бұрын
Damn pinned already
@susengineer5767
@susengineer5767 2 жыл бұрын
"these dudes dont look normal, they look like plants"
@theholychurchofgog3848
@theholychurchofgog3848 2 жыл бұрын
“But I’m hungrier then a hostage” -Swoozie 2022
@ExploDjinn
@ExploDjinn 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope the people you interacted with at the park see this and have a moment of realization. This was a highly amusing story.
@thisjustin77
@thisjustin77 2 жыл бұрын
"highly"
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@darwin3315
@darwin3315 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 nobody gives a shit
@Harakatheboye
@Harakatheboye 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 aint nobody care dawg
@boogityhoo7452
@boogityhoo7452 2 жыл бұрын
@@darwin3315 i know that's right. You ain't told a lie yet today.
@rasengan1544
@rasengan1544 2 жыл бұрын
I Think its funnier to think that they were just letting Swoozie use the employee bathroom the whole time. And that's why employees kept coming in lol
@destineewilson1983
@destineewilson1983 Жыл бұрын
Ayooo. Was he really high on autopoliet strolling into the employee bathrooms
@darthestar8791
@darthestar8791 8 ай бұрын
@@destineewilson1983Probably!!! 😅😂😅😂
@dannii5786
@dannii5786 9 күн бұрын
Iook at his eyes 🌹
@EudoxiaMysteries
@EudoxiaMysteries 2 жыл бұрын
8:55 thanks for your impressive flush imitation
@swoozie
@swoozie 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been practicing. Thank u for noticing!
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@JohnSmith-np3cd
@JohnSmith-np3cd 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 -.- shut
@theepicguy6506
@theepicguy6506 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-np3cd fr tho
@AlastorMugedMeForMyLooseChange
@AlastorMugedMeForMyLooseChange Ай бұрын
@@squeeli123yeah same 👍
@XNDL44
@XNDL44 2 жыл бұрын
Even while trippin balls this man still makes time to interact with fans. What a legend
@sternum6215
@sternum6215 2 жыл бұрын
Omg tamama :,)
@XNDL44
@XNDL44 2 жыл бұрын
@@sternum6215 Sgt Frog is a gem for comedy anime
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 2 жыл бұрын
Virgin: gets stoned and hurts people Chad: gets stoned and hugs people
@nickcabrera3087
@nickcabrera3087 2 жыл бұрын
Is it still considered tripping if its not a psychedelic though?
@jorgemendez5952
@jorgemendez5952 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickcabrera3087 no cause u don’t trip from non psychedelics, he was just extremely stoned
@pixiebubbles2628
@pixiebubbles2628 2 жыл бұрын
I was 100% expecting that "candy" was like birth control or laxatives, not smelly grass 😂
@dogekovach5923
@dogekovach5923 2 жыл бұрын
Yea but it turns out to be high grass
@hihi-rp2uy
@hihi-rp2uy Жыл бұрын
Same
@chernxbyl9140
@chernxbyl9140 Жыл бұрын
it’s weed not grass lmao
@deceptixnxflxve68
@deceptixnxflxve68 Жыл бұрын
@@chernxbyl9140 grass is a term for weed. 🙃
@Julia-ln5og
@Julia-ln5og Жыл бұрын
They make candy birth control?
@michaeljensen8206
@michaeljensen8206 2 жыл бұрын
i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
This dude has the wildest stories fr, he'll never run out of stories to tell his grandchildren
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
Yur U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@Fireclaw5588
@Fireclaw5588 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic fuck up
@edsheeransleftnut8615
@edsheeransleftnut8615 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic Just seeing your thumbnails and titles made my laughter go away at the speed of light
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@TyleranimationsTheAnimater
@TyleranimationsTheAnimater 2 жыл бұрын
right
@jasmine-eq3so
@jasmine-eq3so 2 жыл бұрын
there is no reason i should have been just as stressed as you were listening to this 🤣🤣
@MK.-.
@MK.-. 2 жыл бұрын
300 likes quite nice
@TonyStark-kd5ti
@TonyStark-kd5ti 2 жыл бұрын
999 likes.
@MK.-.
@MK.-. 2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyStark-kd5ti this was like a day ago now it already has 1k how-
@samuelhernandez4433
@samuelhernandez4433 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I felt the same😭
@BradleyCooper2698
@BradleyCooper2698 2 жыл бұрын
Family?
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 2 жыл бұрын
I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎
@ObviousGoat2
@ObviousGoat2 8 ай бұрын
Yo I hope y’all I still together bro
@jaycchiefs9026
@jaycchiefs9026 Жыл бұрын
11:19 “thats because its not your phone”😭 im smacked rn & this part sent me😂😂😂
@smbenga2
@smbenga2 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie was about to say the edible wasn’t doing anything, then Dr. Strange separated his physical and astral forms 😂
@thnzxc
@thnzxc 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@MaxCE
@MaxCE 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 well looks like you aint getting them this time
@d3pthstrider
@d3pthstrider 2 жыл бұрын
Yesssirrrr
@MxCP11
@MxCP11 2 жыл бұрын
Sent swoozie to the mirror dimension
@nun_ya_bizz
@nun_ya_bizz 2 жыл бұрын
Paranoia hits hard with that stuff. As soon as I heard you question why the guy was in the restroom I knew it was only gonna get worse.
@fluffysl1p3rs24
@fluffysl1p3rs24 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll give u a phantom like cause I don’t wanna change the number
@xpertg5570
@xpertg5570 Жыл бұрын
Used to enjoy weed but it just started giving me anxiety so i just quit.....so much better just staying sober
@MasochisticMaiden
@MasochisticMaiden 2 жыл бұрын
I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance. I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨ I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.
@DrRiverWho
@DrRiverWho 2 жыл бұрын
The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.
@danielarsenault85
@danielarsenault85 2 жыл бұрын
I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO of him in the table 😂
@michaelsager7496
@michaelsager7496 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@BlueDog241
@BlueDog241 2 жыл бұрын
If you do, lemme know. I gotta see that! 😅😆😆😆😆
@theE7040
@theE7040 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@someoneonyoutube1554
@someoneonyoutube1554 2 жыл бұрын
we all do
@MohammedMahdi8005
@MohammedMahdi8005 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever that employee was, if you see this video you gotta show us the video bro
@StickyFangGaming
@StickyFangGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Lesson of the day kids: Don’t eat candy that taste like dookie. This man almost opened his third eye 😂
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@sirsmoothbrain3628
@sirsmoothbrain3628 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic can u like not advertise your videos on someone else's content I get it, this dude's content makes your content look like garbage. Because it is. So can you just not
@VeryGoodEggs12
@VeryGoodEggs12 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic you’re not as funny as you think
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@VeryGoodEggs12
@VeryGoodEggs12 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 I just love when I don’t see people like you in comment sections. It really makes my day
@megan8765
@megan8765 2 жыл бұрын
the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.
@thedapperdisneydude
@thedapperdisneydude 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂 And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD
@simeofficial
@simeofficial 2 жыл бұрын
YOURE WAY TOO FUNNY. Literally get me through my days my guy!
@RandomStreak-eo
@RandomStreak-eo 2 жыл бұрын
The video isn't even finished 😭
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me sweet
@nathan9901
@nathan9901 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic you've done nothing but say this for like all your comments. Stop self promoting bro nobody likes that
@nathan9901
@nathan9901 2 жыл бұрын
@@meeper4927 delete your channel.
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@daughterofsarah2793
@daughterofsarah2793 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.
@leg-end_0631
@leg-end_0631 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozy your videos make my days so much better, really appreciate what you do on her good work
@KrazyCorn_
@KrazyCorn_ 2 жыл бұрын
Your story telling is legendary. Thank you for bringing life to our lives :)
@Charity_moon
@Charity_moon 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was the Dasani not the candy bro don’t drink that lol
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that you are pinned and have 4 likes.
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 2 жыл бұрын
Did everyone watch/like a few days ago?
@pizzaisnice1385
@pizzaisnice1385 2 жыл бұрын
@@HelloHamburger don’t hate
@roseyfirequeen314
@roseyfirequeen314 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@machine123e456
@machine123e456 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie kinda stupid.... ngl
@Savagecookies7
@Savagecookies7 2 жыл бұрын
With how expensive water is at theme parks he probably spent more on the water than the ticket
@will_9910
@will_9910 2 жыл бұрын
Which is so asinine. And it's regular water too. Nothing special about it.
@andrewquintero7026
@andrewquintero7026 2 жыл бұрын
@@will_9910 no theme parks usually change 3 to 5 dollars for a regular water bottle.
@LauraDyehouse
@LauraDyehouse 2 жыл бұрын
Worked at king Island in Ohio and water is $4.95 after tax. I would always warn people before they got them. He no joke probably spend $50-80 on water
@andrewquintero7026
@andrewquintero7026 2 жыл бұрын
@@LauraDyehouse bro what the hell it have better have been a hot day or else they just got played like a fiddle who on earth wants to 50-80 dollars on water?!
@LauraDyehouse
@LauraDyehouse 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewquintero7026 a family of like 10 😅
@rosiegracewilson
@rosiegracewilson 2 жыл бұрын
this had me CRYING I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud sm at a vid been watching u forever love u thanks
@Creppycookies
@Creppycookies 2 жыл бұрын
"Your candy tasted like doodo water" send me 😂😂😂😂 Man I was so stressed for you, ngl if I was in your situation I would've thought the same thing 😅😅😅 Mystery link tho 😂😭
@thestapler
@thestapler 2 жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear the
@WyvernRex2099
@WyvernRex2099 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Yes, yes you are
@afroman5918
@afroman5918 2 жыл бұрын
The best kind of high
@nimbzclowd
@nimbzclowd 2 жыл бұрын
I took a 50g too. It had me on my ass the carpet felt hot and spikey and for some reason I kept on seeing the hamster from g-force lmao. Haven't taken any since
@jamesknik3753
@jamesknik3753 2 жыл бұрын
My first time doing edibles I took 100mg and literally felt like I was falling through my bed and my vision was yellow
@elissacousland44
@elissacousland44 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: *starstruck because they're seeing Swooz and they wanna keep an eye on him because they're excited* Swooz: *THEY'RE TRYNA ARREST ME*
@SS-qx1qx
@SS-qx1qx 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought!!
@him1517
@him1517 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the bathroom thing is very weird
@fireruby1882
@fireruby1882 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly🤣
@tedlleuschner3100
@tedlleuschner3100 7 ай бұрын
Eminem is you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@owlover2437
@owlover2437 2 жыл бұрын
I find it slightly funny that your friend girl kept asking you what was wrong, when clearly you were high out of your mind with her gummies lol
@Gallity
@Gallity 2 жыл бұрын
This is the WORST story to listen to when you’re sick with a cold because my sides hurt from LAUGHING AND WHEEZING SO MUCH! Your humour is gold tier 😂
@Colex_ponder
@Colex_ponder 2 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the effort swoozie does in this videos✌️
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg
@swoozie
@swoozie 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks hommie- multiple uploads this month. Lot of new shenanigans inbound
@Kaiden-9226
@Kaiden-9226 2 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie thanks for the content over the years
@spoons7649
@spoons7649 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic SHH
@bjrottinghaus6033
@bjrottinghaus6033 2 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie Let's go!! hype is real
@justalpha9138
@justalpha9138 2 жыл бұрын
This man is a walking, talking novel. You can't not love it. :)
@kiwi9921
@kiwi9921 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro
@justalpha9138
@justalpha9138 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic Please don't self promote
@squeeli123
@squeeli123 2 жыл бұрын
I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!
@justalpha9138
@justalpha9138 2 жыл бұрын
@@squeeli123 Okay cool, but please don't self promote, subtle or not.
@willow4204
@willow4204 2 жыл бұрын
Wow you’re animation quality over the years gets better and better….. love your vids also I am still Shook at the fact that you ate MULTIPLE OF THOSE GOT DAMN YOU A G
@SlumdoggVII
@SlumdoggVII 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg bro🤣 this is my new favorite Swoozie video if all time I didn't stop laughing I fkn love u man 😅
@tourmaline9647
@tourmaline9647 2 жыл бұрын
Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.
@bigfood2001
@bigfood2001 2 жыл бұрын
he is not talking about weed.. 😬
@Zark-Muckerberg
@Zark-Muckerberg 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigfood2001 What is he talking about then, if you *know* the answer?
@bigfood2001
@bigfood2001 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zark-Muckerberg molly
@bigfood2001
@bigfood2001 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dontrolling naah! wide pupils, she was very worried (half a pill of emma could kill you!), his behaviour also fits the description.
@bigfood2001
@bigfood2001 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dontrolling idk, maybe it was weed. who knows. BUT the girl said half of this was enough, so i assume it was molly.
@straightupdylan
@straightupdylan 2 жыл бұрын
"I ain't going back to jail. I did my nickel, I ain't going back" bro this is sooooo iconic
@damotoneko1500
@damotoneko1500 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying! This was hilarious, Swoozie 🤣
@LBoogie49
@LBoogie49 2 жыл бұрын
I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!
@BrianTheGoblin
@BrianTheGoblin 2 жыл бұрын
Being the person who's tripping? No fun. Being the person watching the person tripping? Wild. Hearing the story later? Always the best part.
@creamii7017
@creamii7017 2 жыл бұрын
hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽‍♂️
@swoozie
@swoozie 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate u watching for years hommie! I’m still having so much fun each time I post too so hopefully it’s showing when u guys watch!
@SomepersonotheInternet
@SomepersonotheInternet 2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@LeBeautiful
@LeBeautiful 2 жыл бұрын
never thought I'd watch a video and laugh so hard to the point I have the crackhead energy like sWooz on here..
@boogityhoo7452
@boogityhoo7452 2 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie it definitely is showing homie. You have such an awesome energy every video and it shows even though we only hear your voice .
@RileysWatching
@RileysWatching 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg same tho 😂
@KewonteThomas
@KewonteThomas 2 жыл бұрын
I watched every video and I'd have to say this was the funniest one yet 😂 comedy gold
@stoneyboy2789
@stoneyboy2789 Жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for this story i love you swoozie
@aznpikachu215
@aznpikachu215 2 жыл бұрын
If Swoozie ever becomes a grandpa, he'll tell good stories.
@goldenwolf2462
@goldenwolf2462 2 жыл бұрын
Tell us a story grandpa *searches his KZbin channel* grab some popcorn kids
@marycooper4706
@marycooper4706 2 жыл бұрын
You will you will wait which newbie
@robertwolfgan
@robertwolfgan Жыл бұрын
I wish I could be there tbh
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 2 жыл бұрын
This is funniest theme park story I ever heard.
@TheXavierClark1
@TheXavierClark1 2 жыл бұрын
She chose a theme trip over your health...that's gotta be your best friend forever ever 5:37 I noticed that camera pop up at top of the screen. Wasn't there before lol
@jeffdaigle5487
@jeffdaigle5487 2 жыл бұрын
Damn I can relate so much with you bro. I'm so glad I found your channel. Fan for life bro. Take care
@texasbutter1341
@texasbutter1341 2 жыл бұрын
I like how sometimes he immediately gets into the story with no intro at all.
@sleepwalker2649
@sleepwalker2649 2 жыл бұрын
swooz describing the paranoia perfectly - it sorta ramps up the more high you get until you peak….. the bathroom sensor “detecting substances” got me😂
@WeeeAffandi
@WeeeAffandi 4 ай бұрын
What was the sensor for ?
@irishbananamafia9728
@irishbananamafia9728 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a story we’re you get absolutely fried, and this episode does not disappoint
@Robin-rn7ip
@Robin-rn7ip 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the video man! Was high watching this too haha
@jennyneon
@jennyneon 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: _goes to the Theme Park._ *Few minutes later:* “I have made a severe & continuous lapse of my judgment...”
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@doeh.543
@doeh.543 2 жыл бұрын
Extrovert, you're becoming like Just Some Guy without a Mustache now because you're everywhere in the comments
@SiO2yballs
@SiO2yballs 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, real talk though, that made so much sense. I was like agreeing, nodding like: “yeah, they’re watching you bro, you gotta go”
@coachswag8956
@coachswag8956 2 жыл бұрын
im still tryna find out why the employees were all up in the bathroom with them, maybe they were narcs maybe they were superfans we may never know
@ashtekay3852
@ashtekay3852 2 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn. Finally waited for a high vid. Hope you and everyone good
@davidvillarreal3226
@davidvillarreal3226 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a minute and half in and I can tell this is going to be one of the most entertaining vids he’s ever done. ✨Gold ✨
@lita313
@lita313 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Swoozie. I learned from being friendly with stoners, NEVER EVER, eat candy or ANYTHING that you find. Always ask.
@seamonkey02
@seamonkey02 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.
@BlackVeganTravels
@BlackVeganTravels 2 жыл бұрын
I had this experience with "stuff" at a theme park and this is too accurate 🤣🤣
@herc7629
@herc7629 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anybody this paranoid in my life, this was hilarious
@l3gallyemo
@l3gallyemo 2 жыл бұрын
“Friend girl” is just iconic.
@R4yj4ck
@R4yj4ck 2 жыл бұрын
Title: Worst theme park trip ever Thumbnail: swoozie kneeling next to a toilet Me: Aw, did he get food poisoning? That always sucks. Me five minutes later: Oh this is much more hilarious.
@oreokush5393
@oreokush5393 2 жыл бұрын
This video eloquently describes the rollar coaster that is my life perfectly. Thank you Swoozie. Rasta gang.
@Xcritical_10
@Xcritical_10 Жыл бұрын
My family think am crazy cause i have never laughed so hard on a Something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣keep doin what you're doing man love it🤣🤣.
@4nimeJax
@4nimeJax 2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most... *sWooZie RETURNED*
@swoozie
@swoozie 2 жыл бұрын
Trying hard to be the hero Gotham deserves. Just want to make u and the rest of the citizens proud!
@4nimeJax
@4nimeJax 2 жыл бұрын
@@swoozie Batman can't protect us till March, but you're here for us today 😤 sWooZie: 1 Dark Knight: 0
@famg_films
@famg_films 2 жыл бұрын
2:28 "How do you feel?" "heh hamujanejflsjauoirogoajdhgrrere yes i feel gooder than a mug."
@unicorndreamer8361
@unicorndreamer8361 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed because this video was so funny. The last part about pennywise got me! 😂❤️
@holmeeni89
@holmeeni89 2 жыл бұрын
Dude! This was sick, I laughed so hard.
@blurby396
@blurby396 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie getting high at a park is one interesting story
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
Brother U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me
@blurby396
@blurby396 2 жыл бұрын
@@26mic U know what else is entertaining and totally not annoying? You advertising in Swoozie’s comment section and annoying commenters, get yo ass out of here
@sheenacakes
@sheenacakes 2 жыл бұрын
crying on valentines day. swoozie always know how to cheer me up at the perfect times.
@mackeym10
@mackeym10 2 жыл бұрын
hope you doing better
@anjoleesaavedra2596
@anjoleesaavedra2596 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you are feeling better
@sheenacakes
@sheenacakes 2 жыл бұрын
@@mackeym10 thank you
@sheenacakes
@sheenacakes 2 жыл бұрын
@@anjoleesaavedra2596 thank you
@jacquesbrock1993
@jacquesbrock1993 2 жыл бұрын
this is bout the funniest video you have ever made and I've been watching your videos for 9 years
@JustVelo
@JustVelo 2 жыл бұрын
Great vid swoozie been watching you for a while
@Ahmad__Muslim
@Ahmad__Muslim 2 жыл бұрын
“I am hungrier than a hostage”- Swoozie 2022.
@chrystiecastillo293
@chrystiecastillo293 2 жыл бұрын
Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!
@FoxNHound
@FoxNHound Жыл бұрын
Whatever strain of ‘stuff’ was in those gummy worms must have triggered severe paranoia in him. Goddamn.
@davidvillarreal3226
@davidvillarreal3226 2 жыл бұрын
Within the first two seconds of him saying the candy tasted bad and then being gummies I was like oooohhhhh noooooo. Especially he’s starving, you’re def going on a trip if not a bad one. 🤭😱😬
@kelbimckinley8042
@kelbimckinley8042 2 жыл бұрын
HIGHLY recommend getting intoxicated and watching this. Makes it SO FUNNY 😂😂
@jackwilber6978
@jackwilber6978 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always a good day when swoozie posts
@26mic
@26mic 2 жыл бұрын
U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam
@chidaluokoro9104
@chidaluokoro9104 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@avahale2321
@avahale2321 Жыл бұрын
I love how ur videos immediately start
@Scrimblescromble
@Scrimblescromble 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 💀 this is awful but this is fr what a paranoid episode is like, thanks for givin some laughs about it
@squishprince
@squishprince 2 жыл бұрын
I legit don’t think I’ve watched your videos in years… watching this felt like I never skipped a beat. You had me cracking UPPPP the WHOLE video just like when I was a kid man!! I admire you so much since you were one of the first people I seen that looked like me on this platform as a kid. Made my whole day to see you again after so long. I’m noti gang now fam, need the Swooz level comedy back in my life lol. Thank you SO much for still being here and being one of my first favorite black internet creators!! ❤️❤️❤️
@sillyphillygirl
@sillyphillygirl 2 жыл бұрын
I almost popped blood vessels laughing so hard at this. You never disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@16SoulFlux
@16SoulFlux 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, getting that huge of a dose will reeeaaallly get you paranoid. I'm glad you're ok, Swoozie!
@AmyKoopa
@AmyKoopa 2 жыл бұрын
4:15 the way he said “hi swoozie” 💀
@brady9326
@brady9326 2 жыл бұрын
“dat feel gooder than a mug” got me rolling 😭💀
@theadventurerstyle9306
@theadventurerstyle9306 2 жыл бұрын
This is funniest theme park story I ever heard. I laughed so hard too many times on video. Thanks Swoozie for making another great video
@edgarbeltran8240
@edgarbeltran8240 2 ай бұрын
Man been watching this man for yearsss
@edgarbeltran8240
@edgarbeltran8240 2 ай бұрын
We love swoozieeee ❗️❗️❗️
@killagoonz
@killagoonz 2 жыл бұрын
No one: sWooZie: BTW that candy, in your bag taste like DOODOO water.
@mozzqueen96
@mozzqueen96 2 жыл бұрын
This was the best way to start my day. Never change swooz. Your energy in storytelling is unreal
@RECEPTOR17
@RECEPTOR17 2 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest and best impersonations of a perpetually flushing toilet I've heard. 😂 Oh Swoozie, you poor soul. There were some very high Alligators in the sewer that evening.
@unknownfromb8542
@unknownfromb8542 2 жыл бұрын
Mans said "They GOT her; they ain't bout to get ME." You're the best, Swoozie XD
@BeanBorbito
@BeanBorbito Ай бұрын
First video I ever watched of this guy and not a disappointment
@SimplySerpentine
@SimplySerpentine 2 жыл бұрын
Man this edible ain't shit Random Guy:"Swoozie!!" *Regular Show Theme Starts."
@AdamHolland-Adz
@AdamHolland-Adz 2 жыл бұрын
This girl keeps asking him what's wrong and if he's alright, when he CLEARLY IS NOT. You know what happened girl! He had _the stuff._ You said you'd get him outta there, but noooo, keep riding the rides.
@Artryom
@Artryom 2 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty safe to assume she meant if he starts convulsing? Whatever the term used for an OD-ish reaction or something…
@AdamHolland-Adz
@AdamHolland-Adz 2 жыл бұрын
@@Artryom That may be true, but Swoozie was _clearly_ showing signs of paranoia and hyperactivity that should have gotten her concerned. The way Swoozie portrays her in the story is just kind of... silent about it all. It could be exaggerated a bit for the comedy of the video, but I still think this..
@Artryom
@Artryom 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamHolland-Adz The Hyperactivity should be fine honestly, must've been a regular effect of whatever the edible was and the paranoia, the way he described it was sort of... Quiet about it all, sort of internal paranoia and not "I'm gonna go on a murder spree cuz you all against me!" so little to worry about getting him help from a medical professional type. He probably came out a bit chill but honestly, the only thing that should've been worrying to her was him asking for more basically... It was kind of dumb, I agree, for her to give it to him but alotta trust in him? Inexcusable of a reason but definitely could explain why she gave the bag to him I guess. It was definitely exaggerated since he's telling this story from his perspective, aka the man that's outta it at that moment, so a few things had to have been exaggerated majorly. But idk much so maybe you're the smart one here.
@TK-wk4hs
@TK-wk4hs 2 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s edibles, worst that will happen is hell have a panic attack… legit all he’s gotta do is go home and chill lmao
@MindOfSheesh
@MindOfSheesh 2 жыл бұрын
@@TK-wk4hs Facts, or you could end up like me and cry in the corner of your bedroom because your paranoid as hell, thinking you’re about to die because you ate to much edibles. 💀
@maddystewart
@maddystewart 2 жыл бұрын
u got me actually LOL every time i watch ur vids
@logandehaven8537
@logandehaven8537 Жыл бұрын
That drunk laugh and I feel Gooder than a mug, that cracked me up
@hitsuagaya112
@hitsuagaya112 2 жыл бұрын
everyday is a good day when Swooz drops
@PhatomWarrior
@PhatomWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
Ayooooo that toilet flushing TOOK ME OUT !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole video is hilarious. Your mind sent you on a Rollercoaster lol
@infinitedelete
@infinitedelete 2 жыл бұрын
the super sayian “yoooo my boy” has me ROLLING 1:44
@simpledude3688
@simpledude3688 2 жыл бұрын
That's so crazy bro😂😂😂....same exact same feeling😂😂😂😂....especially where you look around for more cops😂😂😂😂😂
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