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[@queenmia1965]

“I’m wholesome” 😌😂

[@oyunbold9186]

So that was a fucking lie

[@AnthonyGoodley]

Congrats for getting pinned!

[@bgos4727]

Lol yes you are

[@vielotet357]

Continues to trade nfts

[@fandomwriter8789]

**ba dun tss**

[@jheadenrobinson4717]

Not Swoozie selling and trading nfts at 12

[@itsybitdissen2120]

Hahaa😄

[@Nellerkillerstrains]

Bro really was ahead of the game

[@rapnewsworldwide]

Maybe he should sell an nft of him with hair

[@26mic]

Kuz U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@getacluedotorg]

Lmaooo bro was light years ahead

[@shadowlugia18011]

This story has two perspectives: the kid who's embarrased as hell and doesn't want his family to know about his wrongdoings, and the Dad who knew what was happening all along and finally got an opportunity to help at the end.

[@royal_doberman]

@Jesus Gonzalez ???

[@binqiling4730]

@Jesus Gonzalez You good?

[@franksouder4494]

@Jesus Gonzalez u crazy bro

[@KamalAdnanTheFirst]

@@franksouder4494 For real. The dude's replies made no sense in correlation of the comment above.

[@franksouder4494]

@Jesus Gonzalez u just a troll lmao

[@vrfj1997]

"I dont have any to trade" "Here's one to get you started" Thus the protaganist's journey began

[@itznottranq9633]

This shit pokemon

[@Ace-bj7yh]

😏🤣🤣😂🤣

[@josephjoestar953]

Welcome trainer! To the beautiful world of Gif.

[@drizzitdude]

CaliGirl45 has no idea what she started

[@huntercool2232]

I love how sWooZie has this power even at 12 years where he’s not even talking to someone face to face and all he has to do is say “hi” and a girl is already interested and wants to get to know him.

[@swoozie]

Lol I’m ded. And with a COLLEGE GIRL. So much more happened w/ Erin too. Didn’t pertain to the story but I kept lagging on meeting up- turns out she was a girl. She scanned some pics of herself around campus and sent them- she also eventually got a bf and he got his car stolen on campus too.

[@mrpotato456]

@@swoozie yea would love to know how she reacted when she found out you were 12, or did she find out O_o

[@kwmulla8766]

@@swoozie needs another video defo

[@cwopre]

@@swoozie this is the next story please. K thanks

[@Guyver2391]

@@swoozie see here is some content I’m here for. sWooZ we need the Erin saga. You a real one

[@jennyneon]

“I'm an absolutely mischievous kid.” Kids are really... *strange.* They're brutally honest yet so sweet at the same time, life works very weirdly.

[@26mic]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me sweet

[@jackhhun2698]

this is why a lot of adults suck they all on the sly pretending to be perfect and asking for all the leeway when they aren't kids don't pretend like that until middle school or such or their rich kids and they have to learn "politics" quickly

[@justalpha9138]

Yup. It's their parents that forge them into something either good or bad

[@shortsss387]

yeah i know that feeling

[@tylerscott7302]

Just pure honesty and curiosity

[@user-li7ym2ew4z]

props to swoozie's dad for not trying to make him feel bad about it, just helping

[@Beastiebubs]

It's incredible how Adande takes a simple, sometimes boring story and makes it interesting. Great storyteller right here.

[@chubbz5873]

Erin: The chat rooms is a pathway to many Sauces that some may consider to be unnatural

[@greason]

Anyone who says sauce i will automatically assume is one of us who read comics online.

[@swoozie]

You actually made me roll my head back laughing w/ this one.

[@26mic]

But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@justalpha9138]

@@swoozie Mission success

[@sauce7690]

💀

[@henrypham399]

I've been watching swoozie for nearly 10 years. Started in the third grade and now I'm a senior in high school. I'll never forget the first time I watched the "cheating in school" series. Thank you for many years of wonderful content swoozie :3

[@swoozie]

Thanks for still rockin Henry! That’s a long time! This is still a lot of fun for me so glad ur still watching!

[@moist5032]

Bro exactly the same

[@Palzooe]

Facts I watched this dude back in middle school and now I’m a 2nd year college student crazy how dude convinced me to actually do college

[@omaravina7729]

I remember the lifeguard story when I think of swoozie(and when he talked to Obama)

[@twistedpaperclip5929]

Same, tho middle school to college instead

[@abrahamcastillo2299]

I actually met sWooZie in Vegas. He went to fogo de choà with his friends because one of them suggested the spot. I was his busser for the evening. I spoke to him and didn’t fan out because i know he came there to eat in peace w his friends. I asked him “what brings you here” he said he was helping a friend move” then he asked me & I said “I gotta pay to live” 😂 certainly was a cool moment at my job

[@vinnyunknown9734]

4:05 caligirl be like: take your starter pokemon

[@RobertGrif]

Real talk? I'm betting your Dad was more than well aware of your addiction and was proud of you for recognizing you had a problem and being willing to confront it and turn your life around for the better.

[@rue8778]

yeah probably lol same thoughts as you about it too

[@Vivacomunismo]

@RandomName corn

[@onethree.]

@@Vivacomunismo same

[@swoozie]

a/s/l?

[@giannistaz]

19/m/cali

[@phillking1773]

13/m/austria

[@mrlillywhite8374]

@@giannistaz 19/f/Cali Damn got a like from him Fuck that undid the like

[@infernosquaddron2107]

13/M/Florida

[@rapnewsworldwide]

300/M/Chicago ?

[@punchtothegut]

i'll NEVER not be amazed at the amount of life stories swoozie can just pull out of his soul

[@Extremeredfox]

Growing up in that era I remember the wild west times of Chat rooms. It was the best of times and the worst of times. As a teen I wisely stayed in my lane for the most part, and had some quality memories, but it's super messed up in hindsight when you realize that in the same rooms while you were having a good wholesome time there were adults ACTIVELY trying to lure kids into SUPER messed up and dark situations. We were minnows swimming with sharks.

[@AnimatedPJ]

Swooze fought his demons and won. Respect.

[@kyehenry6953]

@Jesus Gonzalez why do you keep commenting this..there aren't even any girls in the video💀

[@kyehenry6953]

@Jesus Gonzalez okay then stfu. There are no girls in the vid & also the vid is on chat rooms.

[@ststairs]

@@kyehenry6953 first: it was probably a bot but I can't see the comment no more anyway second: there is a girl in the video, the one that passed the first image

[@ComedyGlor]

Now its so much harder for kids to fight these demons cos sadly they can't just burn their CDs. Porn is everywhere and way too accessible to kids

[@nia-nicolepugh1636]

This story oddly informs much of your life…at least for me from a fan perspective. Too funny. Thank you.

[@swoozie]

Not fans… You’re my internet friends!

[@tomgonk]

@@swoozie you dont know us so i wouldnt say we are friends, enjoyed the vid tho

[@shadowknight7756]

@@tomgonk forget that he said friends so I'm offical counting us as bros. Point period.

[@shady7villareal]

@@swoozie ha that's wholesome af

[@filleswe91]

I have 20 years worth of stories I could tell, but I couldn't be able to tell them as smoothly as Adande does. My mouth would be filthier than youtube would allow. Plus I'm not a good artist.

[@angelacampuzano7177]

any adults still watch swoozie?

[@Gallity]

Fate REALLY wanted your dad to see how wholesome you really are. 💀

[@ComicalRealm]

"Ah yes, I remember those days, when you would enter into a chat as a HotBlonde17. In a span of 3 minutes you would have so many private windows open that the whole Windows would crash. " - Wilma Flintstone

[@26mic]

Kuz man U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@hebajeba9677]

@@26mic bro we don’t want to see you advertise your channel you’ve done this 3 times in this comment section

[@havootu]

OMG YESSS!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoldenArmorYeah]

@@26mic no

[@Ndasuunye]

did that once...didn't get as many responses like I thought.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I'm actually very proud of you for doing this sWooZie. Sometimes, you just have to admit that there is a problem and then you must have the courage to destroy that problem by setting it on fire. And that's exactly what I did to Anakin.

[@DarianLee32]

😂😂

[@otishunterjr]

What a legend

[@anandkrishna9553]

Anakain the crispy one

[@plutonis6562]

I can't. 🤣

[@brianher67]

Kill it with fire before it lay eggs ;)

[@nome5273]

I deal with an addiction close to that but getting to see how you had to deal with a physical stash instead an online one honestly made my day Nice vid💙

[@EBMpodcast]

Nice inside pfp

[@miguelroman4565]

the fact your dad didn't even question it makes a whole lot better 😆

[@traxathon4464]

I love how your dad is like, "he's burning it, he obviously knows the lesson. Imma just leave him to it"

[@KeshiaRambles]

Your dad knew EXACTLY what you were doing well before you thought he did, dude. Props to him for being cool about it lol

[@jasminereyes4675]

YUUP thats why he kept vaporizing into the backyard

[@Vi-wj1md]

Damn swoozie. Didn't realise it was an addiction you struggled with! Thanks for sharing and putting your heart on your sleeve

[@MemeBiologist]

don't feel bad man. everyones been there. it's all part of growing up💕

[@NoahOMorainRush]

Is nobody gonna talk about the respect Swoozie's dad probably had for him, seeing him decide on his own that this wasn't what he should be doing and setting the trash on fire to rid himself of it?

[@DarkDemon259]

"Toons?" Mans out here collecting and trading waifu NFTs before the game even started. Can't even blame him 🤣

[@rue8778]

LMAO

[@chidaluokoro9104]

and then burn it

[@Ohioan-man]

😀

[@Igeltod]

Trading spicy pictures amongs nerds is pretty much how the internet was born

[@gabsta_1233]

I’ve looked forward to his videos every time, for many years. Crack up a laugh without fail

[@eggman_-]

This stuff is gold, I mean like I don't contain my laughter at 8 in the morning

[@monkeyboy3219]

Swoozie: what does ASL mean? Me: yells 'American sign language' Swoozie: Age, sex ,location Me:🤪

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

😂😂

[@thecherryrulz]

fr 😭

[@welpgeeko8232]

Same

[@bgos4727]

Lol

[@clxpnujs3379]

Ace Sabo Luffy

[@filleswe91]

I was ten when I discovered these things. I never talked about it for 20 years, while having a severe addiction to 'wholesome content' and Swoozie here just talks about it casually like it's nothing. Kudos to you mate, I feel less ashamed of it thanks to others opening up about their stories. The internet can turn toxic af for your mind without you realizing it at those ages.

[@GeneralKaleRan]

Burn your collection, be free my friend

[@Punkaroo]

I'm glad I found your channel 2 years ago, it's some QUAL-IT-EEEE content!

[@robbyharju505]

Another Fantastic story from the best story teller! Great vid swooz!🙏✝

[@TECH097]

Before NFTs were killing the environment, Gifs was killing Swoozie's innocence 😂

[@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17]

it was the 90s/early 2000s it was WAY easier 🤣

[@G3lta]

Im curious how do they kill the environment from your perspective?

[@TeboeCubes]

shoutout to swoozies dad for being seemingly chill about it

[@Ndasuunye]

I'm sure back in his day, he had nudie magazines he had to throw away.

[@Luke-ok9dh]

I can’t deny that stuff takes guts and mental power. I respect you

[@maiahforbes4834]

Been an OG subbie on here, & can honestly say this is one of my favourite story times to DATE!!! Got me 💀🤣

[@mcpadd3n]

This was brilliant. Smiling all the way through 😂

[@rec6489]

1st reply on pinned comment???

[@mcpadd3n]

@@rec6489 I'm as surprised as you are. It was pinned a couple hours ago 🤷‍♂️

[@lofivibez182]

Tf

[@seamus9821]

@DavidMcPadden congrats ig 😂

[@sunvieightmaster88]

"I Don't know what Internet is" Everyone felt the same friend, everyone felt the same.

[@alphaslayer9309]

Man I’m glad I remembered this channel. Now I can binge watch all of this while playing destiny

[@MrDanstory]

Long time follower. Love the wholesome message about battling addiction bro 👌🏾

[@alexxx2839]

Jesus: "Adande's not coming man, he's a freak."

[@jackhhun2698]

the art collector sitting with tea is totally yes the vibe. At some part you even can forget its smutt and it sort of becomes a collector hobby for ironically a few. Plenty of peeps go for rare ones not even cause they liked em or thought they were hot they just wanted it to full fill the slot

[@plexyed]

Swooz your my childhood, I’ve been watching you since kindergarten with my siblings and now I’m in high school thanks for growing up wit me homie ❤️

[@cfino9]

I have not seen this mans videos for like 10 years now, and this is what I come back to lmao content still dope af

[@juniorl649]

Sooo…BASICALLY, those “toons” inspired Swoozie to be an animator…🤨🤔

[@Zamingloveyou]

Yep 😭

[@ONE_shot_GURL]

Another swoozie video?? We have been blessed!

[@rhodri4348]

Exactly what I thought

[@xroljasoniii583]

i dont even think yall understand how many times I watch this mans recent vids so addicting!

[@roswaaal]

I just recently started watching these videos. I gotta say, this is hilarious 😂😂

[@RECEPTOR17]

Oh man, Chat Rooms. A relic of a bygone age full of unique connections and memories down a telephone line. The MSN message tone still gives me an emotional jump of joy in my chest.

[@26mic]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg

[@jdouce6074]

The AOL alert is my notification ringtone😝 I love the nostalgia. Someone heard it and was mind blown

[@Saiyagurl]

Let's just say that as a smart and curious 90's kid with early internet access and too much free time on her hands, this was the most relatable video I've seen in a hot minute!! Thanks for the laughs and nostalgia SwooZie 😆

[@ExtrospectionErin]

this is the first video i'm watching of you in like 3 or 4 years. happy to see you haven't changed the format much XD

[@ludesignstudio9142]

Wow I was not expecting this, it was hillarious, thanks for sharing! Your looking good swooze!

[@marquisewrld]

Growing up watching Swoozie I never thought my life would be as crazy as his, and I would never have stories as funny or like his. And all I can say is almost 10 years later Swoozie has taught me well 😎

[@26mic]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me ky g

[@kazekitsune9892]

Texting a woman is like dodging landmines while trying not to be sniped it's a whole OP

[@26mic]

G my g U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@JosukeSimp]

@@26mic cap

[@SilkyLew]

To you maybe. I just text her like a regular person

[@AjisRR]

@@SilkyLew exactly

[@kazekitsune9892]

@@SilkyLew that's true but sometimes you gotta do more then that

[@olli-kz7wf]

Swoozie is a certified hood classic

[@YouTubeChannel-ru8ed]

I relate heavily because this was me but with KZbin videos back in the day like 2009 to 2010 days, and I’ve been watching Swoozie since the cheating in high school days

[@helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo]

Fun fact: these videos makes our days better

[@sashasville]

True

[@XLangIsaac420]

Yea

[@blxckempire1273]

Bot

[@Smoothbark]

Cheers bro I'll drink to that

[@silentrl9359]

Whatch it first it’s been 1min

[@eryqa60]

To go from “Cheating in Middle School” to telling us about your ‘art collection’… I’m shooketh! 12 years loyal, going strong and the character development is immaculate🤣

[@tylerthunderchild]

fkn hilarious bro lol you gotta make more vids, been your fan for a few years now, you always got funny videos

[@reversethatclip]

i love your videos man... this is amazing... and yeah... very helpful to most of us outhere battling with shit.....

[@ranseus]

These days, saying "19/f/Cali" would end up getting you traffic'd down to Epstein's island. Trading low-res gif porn on AOL seems almost innocent.

[@TheNinjaDC]

I think you mean saying "16/f/Cali", would end up getting you traffic'd down to Epstein's island.

[@koolaidp1ckle531]

Swoozie I just wanna say that I really appreciate that you uploaded this video around this time because yesterday a lot of bad things happened and this made me feel a lot better

[@Itasha007]

currently cleaning coffee off my screen. I decide to watch this with my mid-day coffee. your dad pulling the Houdini......100000000% relatable. I laughed coffee out my nose yo!

[@AceOverdrive]

Literally made my night bro✊🏻❤⚡thanks

[@jonusmiles]

Swoozie you’ve been my favorite KZbinr for a long time and it really makes me happy seeing all these weekly uploads.

[@TheRecordedOnes]

Ditto

[@twentyshadesnerdier]

This video really helps me I’ve been collecting like you swoozie since high school that’s about 6 years worth of stuff that I had I’ve recently decided to make a change in my life and I’ve already destroyed half my stuff and having a hard time destroying the rest but this vid really helps me to move on in life and get rid of it thanks man!

[@ItzNina]

Bruh your stories are always crazy good..

[@cherokeemedina5870]

Lmao I swear ur videos always make me laugh😂😂😂❤️

[@CJBobo17]

“What’s up” 10:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ac9409]

I love how pops swoozie doesn't ask questions, just casually sets sus materials on fire and goes about his day

[@JockMcBile]

Your videos NEVER cease to make Me die of laughter.

[@Nurie.]

This was friggin' hilarious. Thank you. :3

[@tysonplett3328]

Swoozie's dad was so chill about it 😂

[@therealjokerfr]

Swoozie always makes our day when he uploads!

[@26mic]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g

[@hassan7569]

@@26mic bruh you're not even shameless about it lol

[@zyaicob]

Gotta say of all the topics you've discussed I never thought you'd hit on one so personal and embarrassing but thank you for doing it

[@pulemolefe6104]

This brought back memories 😭😂

[@heavenly1741]

Sooo good! Swoozie out here just casually breaking the stigma surrounding addictions.

[@juanitok.o3264]

That made me laugh how parents sneak in around their own house cause they think their kids are always up to something. I'm surprised his dad didn't say nun when he looked over at the collection

[@suraimudante2152]

Bro this dude carried half of my childhood I'm so proud of you bro✨❤️‍🔥

[@rkrippler]

The first point guilt purge. I lost so much good stuff 😆

[@cortez1258]

I’m suffering with altitude sickness while watching this. Do you know how hard it is to make somone laugh that’s on the verge of throwing up. Well done Swoozie love the consistency with uploads

[@chiraqshinobi683]

As a 14yo boy that has a horrid track record in the internet I need more of theses relatable videos

[@NGTkado]

I’m only 6 mins in but this is straight golddddd 😂😂😂

[@andzelas]

I found u on tiktok and now i cant stop watching you btw amazing stories!

[@mustardsfire22]

I had to pause 5 minutes in to just take stock of the situation. I grew up past this age of the internet, but I caught a small bit of the tail end. But omg this really shows me how much of the goddamn Wild West it was. Incredible stuff.

[@sunvieightmaster88]

Swoozie's one of the favourite hobby is "chat room". We know it

[@26mic]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam

[@sunnex474]

@@26mic I didn’t die from laughter

[@for-honor8137]

Bro honestly this made my school days so much better, thank you so much bro 😭

[@Brildagoat]

Swoozie still GOATEd after all these years

[@elijahcampbell7577]

The part where swoozie gasp about the dirty pic chat an ad came up right after. Died laughing 😂 “sometimes children need a helping hand” perfect timing 😂

[@roux823]

Swoozie, loving this vintage ‘98 tea! I’m here for any prehistoric internet stories. This brought me back to chatrooms, neopets, and lying about my age on the internet lol

[@mac-a-head]

This is painfully accurate

[@Erik-bd6ll]

Ay man, respect that u got rid of ur addiction ❤

[@ag3575]

You really sold it being the 1990s with your dad's goatee 😂 We all got caught doing completely weird stuff when we were middle-schoolers, thank you for this amazing story

[@justwatchingvideosLA]

7:03 So cute/attractive. Like when SNL break character. It is a humanizing moment for Swoozie & I enjoyed it.

[@JamesVanegas-rj3kn]

Bro was on his grind with them photos🔥💀🔥

[@MelissaLezama]

I love your stories!!!