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Greg's Garage

Greg's Garage

Күн бұрын

WEDA (weld every day in August) is right around the corner. Dust off your welding hood and practice your beads so you can join in the fun.
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@456death654
@456death654 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck the stupidity of some of these people gave me aids
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry about your aids. You probably didn't get it from this video tho. Ask your mom.
@Tony-112
@Tony-112 5 жыл бұрын
@@GregsGarage 😂😂😂
@BryanArkham
@BryanArkham 5 жыл бұрын
@@GregsGarage Destroyed in seconds lmao
@BryanArkham
@BryanArkham 5 жыл бұрын
@@GregsGarage 1:53 I can relate to this two guys SO MUCH
@N3m3sls
@N3m3sls 5 жыл бұрын
I agree this was a really stupid video trying to be funny. Not one solid joke I hear on the job.....shit half the video wasn't even shit welders say but what we do... and Greg to come back with a mom joke is as funny as the humor in this video...
@promark6137
@promark6137 7 жыл бұрын
Why does my helmet always fall when I don't want it to but get tighter than bulls asshole in fly season when I headbang like I'm at a Slipknot concert.
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 7 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 5 жыл бұрын
I swear my hood is sentient and a damn troll.
@theguy6037
@theguy6037 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is always loose never wants to stay up. So lately I just keep it down and learned echolocation
@StunTGFX
@StunTGFX 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@MrDavidelliottjr
@MrDavidelliottjr 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@majormojo
@majormojo 4 жыл бұрын
If your weld sounds like bacon, you’re fine. If it smells like bacon, you’re on fire.
@jr540123
@jr540123 3 жыл бұрын
If you feel a warm spot its not piss.
@Sassenhaim
@Sassenhaim 3 жыл бұрын
Spoken Like a welder 🤣
@carnage50x
@carnage50x 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my glove caught on fire. I didn't realize for a little bit. My hand was super hot. So I stopped Welding and flipped up my helmet and saw my fingers were engulfed in flames. Lucky it was just the glove in which I quickly evacuated my hand from. No harm was done to me but that glove was ruined.
@ramlife5437
@ramlife5437 3 жыл бұрын
@@carnage50x was it your new glove
@danielocean2665
@danielocean2665 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramlife5437 Bro, it's ALWAYS the new gloves. The old ones just shrink. 🥺
@PojebanyWladyslaw
@PojebanyWladyslaw 5 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST: welders are accualy grinders working undercover
@stevenpacheco1825
@stevenpacheco1825 3 жыл бұрын
Shitty ones are for sure lol
@realeyesrealizereallies996
@realeyesrealizereallies996 3 жыл бұрын
I always say when they ask me if I need a grinder, “I’m a welder, I’d need it if I was a grinder-er”
@realityhurts8697
@realityhurts8697 3 жыл бұрын
That's my motto, I weld like 3 yr old w crayons and a wall. It's a mess
@josephstalin9500
@josephstalin9500 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:Grindr was originally made for welder porn 😂
@pmm4177
@pmm4177 3 жыл бұрын
Not this welder
@jackalvonstone250
@jackalvonstone250 5 жыл бұрын
Oh God, that turtle joke caught me off guard.
@jagarcogheart
@jagarcogheart 4 жыл бұрын
Got to remember that joke to next time im on a construction site were they use helmets
@Tuck-Shop
@Tuck-Shop 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to skip this vid then I saw your comment. I'm so glad now.
@charizardsniper5064
@charizardsniper5064 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that was the shot right there 🤣🤣. Hey the only one that needs a helmet is you a skull makes the same sound. Ask me how I know hahaha.
@decespugliatorenucleare3780
@decespugliatorenucleare3780 2 жыл бұрын
you just know he's made to EVERYONE with a helmet
@claytonhess5512
@claytonhess5512 8 ай бұрын
I died the first time I saw that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toxicnoise9684
@toxicnoise9684 5 жыл бұрын
Forgot the “oh crap it’s on grind mode”
@blackbirdgaming8147
@blackbirdgaming8147 5 жыл бұрын
Toxic Noise lol been there done that
@bnbcraft6666
@bnbcraft6666 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this happens to me every god damn day
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
yes. my number 1 problem is shit! its on the goddamn grind mode.
@maxharter5716
@maxharter5716 5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how many times I've done that.
@juiceboxzach
@juiceboxzach 5 жыл бұрын
I know it’s just my welding class but shit, I’ve done before, blinded myself twice doing that lol.
@borisyoalkstein2484
@borisyoalkstein2484 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s important you’re comfortable when welding” *gets into bed and begins welding*
@lucasmclellan8388
@lucasmclellan8388 4 жыл бұрын
You sir have won KZbin
@wubwub9058
@wubwub9058 4 жыл бұрын
4G on your back
@TauCu
@TauCu 4 жыл бұрын
That's hot.
@Issenthevampire
@Issenthevampire 3 жыл бұрын
okay thats funny
@devo3243
@devo3243 3 жыл бұрын
This is how the couch in my shed caught fire....
@donovangordon1062
@donovangordon1062 7 жыл бұрын
"I forgot to turn on the gas..." If I had a nickel, man...
@mehtalchaynzz
@mehtalchaynzz 6 жыл бұрын
Donovan Gordon how about a dime instead?
@guy_incognito7538
@guy_incognito7538 5 жыл бұрын
How about a stack of dimes
@redneckmaniac3463
@redneckmaniac3463 5 жыл бұрын
i mig weld like a broke fuck bc i cant afford gas
@jacobsweat1520
@jacobsweat1520 5 жыл бұрын
@@redneckmaniac3463 i just stick weld everything with an old welder from the 60s
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 5 жыл бұрын
I'd settle for pennies and still be rich
@CAUSTICCOMMANDO569
@CAUSTICCOMMANDO569 6 жыл бұрын
I was so proud of my first braze joint. My teacher said it looked like hammered whale shit.
@youcanthandlethetruth6976
@youcanthandlethetruth6976 5 жыл бұрын
haha
@sighpocket5
@sighpocket5 5 жыл бұрын
CAUSTICCOMMANDO569 yup... been there.. done that...!!
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 5 жыл бұрын
Clint Gilbert?
@cheapstixxx
@cheapstixxx 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@darianbarber3763
@darianbarber3763 4 жыл бұрын
Kid welded a dick with like 6013 and the teacher (high school welding) was straight up honest with in front of the whole class "this weld looks like the shit you don't have keep your day job"
@BorkoBeast
@BorkoBeast 5 жыл бұрын
A grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain't. ♥
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 4 жыл бұрын
Grinder and paint can't even fix my welds. Tig welded today and even my welding instructor went "oh Wow..."
@betosgarage
@betosgarage 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Smith 😂😂😂
@Pennsyltucky84
@Pennsyltucky84 3 жыл бұрын
Or 'putty and paint'.
@NextLevelCarpentry
@NextLevelCarpentry 4 жыл бұрын
Great job on this compilation guys... I admit that I can weld but I am NOT a welder! Nicely done... now, I gotta go do me some grindin'!
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! This was a fun one to coordinate and film... Got to work with a handful of my youtube friends to make it all come together.
@NextLevelCarpentry
@NextLevelCarpentry 4 жыл бұрын
@@GregsGarage you guys killed it! 😎
@byrysh
@byrysh 7 жыл бұрын
One I tell people is "Just cause it aint glowin dont mean its not hot" and inevitably 30 secs later "SONOFA..." lol
@AmorDeae
@AmorDeae 5 жыл бұрын
The same thing in chemistry labs. Hot glassware looks the same as cool glassware.
@jacobsweat1520
@jacobsweat1520 5 жыл бұрын
just like a gun, hot is just as blued as cold
@justinl2009
@justinl2009 5 жыл бұрын
@@AmorDeae And in certain situations, reactions can be exothermic and no one would notice before that beaker or erlenmeyer burns you.
@necrothescistt8164
@necrothescistt8164 5 жыл бұрын
Learned that the hard way with aluminum!
@Jack1999n
@Jack1999n 4 жыл бұрын
I tell everyone around me “just assume everything on my table was just welded because 90% chance it was
@danburch9989
@danburch9989 6 жыл бұрын
EVERY welder has said or done one of these. If they haven't they will. If they won't, they're just are soldering.
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck, it's hot!
@graystarreborn2176
@graystarreborn2176 5 жыл бұрын
Damn right!
@claytonhess5512
@claytonhess5512 5 жыл бұрын
Not sure about the turtle joke, though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasonsummit1885
@jasonsummit1885 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, but I also caught the crotch of my coveralls on fire using the grinder!😂 fixed them with duct tape👍
@jboymontana2x878
@jboymontana2x878 5 жыл бұрын
I just started welding 2 years ago and I have said or done at least 70% of these😂
@thebokchoyboy92
@thebokchoyboy92 6 жыл бұрын
rip its so hard to find that perfect looseness/tightness on the helmet...but once you do.. 👌
@blazeddragons7368
@blazeddragons7368 5 жыл бұрын
I swear
@theepicspider1897
@theepicspider1897 5 жыл бұрын
That perfect tightness doesn't exist my guy.
@modernspartan98
@modernspartan98 5 жыл бұрын
30 mins later its loose as tits
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 5 жыл бұрын
Drives me crazy when the headband gets loose on it's own.
@dangould6645
@dangould6645 5 жыл бұрын
The speedglass 9100 is pretty sick for the gear. One knob tightens the gear the other adjusts the hard break when its on top. Kinda clicks in and out.
@zanderdaniels1848
@zanderdaniels1848 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the thousand times that we have to say “watch your eyes” 😂
@Jeremiah90526
@Jeremiah90526 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, screw that, I will warn someone about it ahead of time then say "eyes" or "welding". After the first time of getting flashed if they don't learn to look away, they deserve to burn their eyes. I don't get in Darwin's way.
@miepmaster25
@miepmaster25 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah90526 They warrant to suffer.
@kf8575
@kf8575 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremiah90526 i take it you dont work with a pipefitter holding fittings in place for you tontack together then?
@imitt12
@imitt12 3 жыл бұрын
COVER
@stoutlager6325
@stoutlager6325 6 жыл бұрын
"That was warped before I ever started welding on it..." got me. I have heard that one before. Sincerely.
@maximilliandestefano8631
@maximilliandestefano8631 6 жыл бұрын
you got change for a dollar? *heres a stack of dimes*
@MrDavidelliottjr
@MrDavidelliottjr 5 жыл бұрын
💪💪🤣🤣🤣
@gavin.paetznick2908
@gavin.paetznick2908 4 жыл бұрын
Dwmn
@spruland
@spruland 7 жыл бұрын
been welding for 20 years, i forget to turn the gas on or clamp the earth on multiple times a day
@somedude2492
@somedude2492 6 жыл бұрын
Does it usually happen to you that you weld your clamps to the work? It usually happens to me, and it's a little annoying.
@ashton6478
@ashton6478 6 жыл бұрын
Juan Sambucetti never had that happen lol just put it in a different spot or clamp it to the table
@somedude2492
@somedude2492 6 жыл бұрын
@@ashton6478 i clamp the two pieces together with the clamp, then weld the two pieces together with the clamp. Happened 2 or 3 times.
@ashton6478
@ashton6478 6 жыл бұрын
Juan Sambucetti you don’t have to clamp them together haha
@somedude2492
@somedude2492 6 жыл бұрын
@@ashton6478 so how do i fix them in place? Just hot glue or what?
@donovangordon1062
@donovangordon1062 7 жыл бұрын
The clamp one is too relatable lol
@randygray8273
@randygray8273 7 жыл бұрын
Donovan Gordon always very fucking annoying lol
@donovangordon1062
@donovangordon1062 7 жыл бұрын
I know how that one feels haha
@MyBrothersMario
@MyBrothersMario 7 жыл бұрын
Also applies to woodworking, no such thing as too many clamps.
@emmaleverett2387
@emmaleverett2387 7 жыл бұрын
raidkoast Had those same moments except the steel was up in the air and my stupid self is like "Why isn't it working?"
@Denjiz777
@Denjiz777 7 жыл бұрын
I did that in metal class about three times and I couldn't work out what was wrong.
@anthonykmit6153
@anthonykmit6153 5 жыл бұрын
I usually find myself saying “dammit wrong amperage” right after I melted the plate
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
@@kadinthompson5039 oh Tig aluminum was a pain in my ass to get used to. Once you do it's piss easy and hella fun but it's so counterintuitive because in order to prevent you from melting the plate you need to turn the amperage up so you can finish the weld before too much heat builds up in the rest of the weldment
@apfel_taartje475
@apfel_taartje475 3 жыл бұрын
Had to weld a bent plate of 2 mm thick tight, and said: "185 would be enough, right?" Ended up blasting a hole into 4 mm of steel with MIG
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
@@apfel_taartje475 185 amps or 185 IPM?
@apfel_taartje475
@apfel_taartje475 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardmillhousenixon amps I think
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
@@apfel_taartje475 Jesus Christ no wonder it blew through. For one, MIG is a CV (constant voltage) process, where really the only variables you control are the voltage and the IPM (wire feed speed), and even then, I don't even hit 120 amps when running 1/8" 7018 stick electrodes on a 1 inch v groove weld so it's no wonder 185 blew through a 4mm plate
@rwaitt14153
@rwaitt14153 5 жыл бұрын
"WHAT THE F ***! Oh, ground clamp" Damn. Right in the feels. i cri evrytim.
@laneanderson898
@laneanderson898 4 жыл бұрын
Read this as soon as he said it
@liamsky1234
@liamsky1234 4 жыл бұрын
Dont even get me started 😂😂😂
@robbyddurham1624
@robbyddurham1624 3 жыл бұрын
I just started using mig to put sheet metal in autobody work. I'll get all the way on the ground, everything on and no arc. I'm getting older and I'm overweight, so getting up off the ground to either turn on the welder or clamp the ground on is a big deal.
@minnesuhdude8011
@minnesuhdude8011 7 жыл бұрын
My shop has 90% left hand gloves. It gets me so mad.
@jamesyoung_photoghraphy1015
@jamesyoung_photoghraphy1015 6 жыл бұрын
I always get holes in my left glove
@KipdoesStuff
@KipdoesStuff 6 жыл бұрын
Hey k greens, send me your lefts and I'll send you my rights, lol.
@frantisekzverina473
@frantisekzverina473 6 жыл бұрын
Technically you can turn them inside out to make them right!
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 5 жыл бұрын
Most people burn their right gloves first, so they end up with a large collection of left gloves :P
@bwt3278
@bwt3278 5 жыл бұрын
Mine is all right gloves because I can't loose what I don't use lol
@adriane4820
@adriane4820 8 жыл бұрын
-u got change for a dollar?... - here's a stack of dimes...😂😂😂 best part tho...😎😂
@razorgaming7378
@razorgaming7378 7 жыл бұрын
ikr XD
@megatycon
@megatycon 7 жыл бұрын
"I'll just fill that in a bit" is too damn relatable.
@Zakerath
@Zakerath 5 жыл бұрын
ya got me with the left handed gloves, that's my whole locker at work, shoot we even had a left-handed welder for a bit to balance things out
@blifflomenda4163
@blifflomenda4163 5 жыл бұрын
Zakerath that one i dont really get lol my left glove is the one that burns up, im right handed
@Rusiputki
@Rusiputki 5 жыл бұрын
I have thing weird thing that I go through left gloves no matter what they are made of and no matter what I'm doing (painting). I'm right handed so the guy in the video caught me off guard how he goes through right gloves when all he does is hold he stinger. Makes no sense. Also I noticed when I wear some shitty adidas trousers when working, it's my left leg that gets all the holes around he knee cap.... I guess I will make a good friend to have around the shop as I'm always looking for a left glove.
@Camwize
@Camwize 4 жыл бұрын
Yea as a right handed welder I often don't even wear a glove on my right hand. Lefty gets all the abuse.
@amanwithouthope9475
@amanwithouthope9475 3 жыл бұрын
@@Camwize same here
@zacharyfarrell9654
@zacharyfarrell9654 5 жыл бұрын
“I am a grinder god!” Lol
@kundetjenesten
@kundetjenesten 5 жыл бұрын
I say that all the time, and I don't even weld...
@mrfreezer0079
@mrfreezer0079 3 жыл бұрын
Giggity
@SwampthingDUK
@SwampthingDUK 2 жыл бұрын
Work with one, and he most definitely isn't a god, a twat - but not a god
@ircimager
@ircimager 8 жыл бұрын
grinder n paint make a welder whut he ain't
@TRX450RVlogger
@TRX450RVlogger 7 жыл бұрын
AvE.... lol
@chapekfabrication2975
@chapekfabrication2975 7 жыл бұрын
TRX VLOGGER Ay never thought I would see you here lol
@TRX450RVlogger
@TRX450RVlogger 7 жыл бұрын
Guys Who Do Stuff haha Really? I assume you're one of my Subscribers?
@chapekfabrication2975
@chapekfabrication2975 7 жыл бұрын
TRX VLOGGER Yeah lol
@TRX450RVlogger
@TRX450RVlogger 7 жыл бұрын
Guys Who Do Stuff Ohh I remember your username now haha.
@AuMechanic
@AuMechanic 8 жыл бұрын
And the number one word that welders say most "Ouch !"- also my most often used terms "Not enough amps, oops too many amps" - "Ill just fill that a bit", "Ill just grind that a bit", "Ill just give that a tweak with the hammer"
@williamlynch4006
@williamlynch4006 7 жыл бұрын
I use the Oyx-Ace and Plasma cutters so my most common one is either "That's Fucking Hot!" or "Oh Shit I'm on fire!"
@Turin-Fett
@Turin-Fett 5 жыл бұрын
I just say "fuck" all day
@BarelyEpics
@BarelyEpics 7 жыл бұрын
"Try getting 20 inches of continuous weld with your little stick!" Lmao
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Kaden R turn 14 inches to 20. I can’t do that lol
@sambone1015
@sambone1015 5 жыл бұрын
hand me that 1/4" jet, and get out the way.
@Rx7man
@Rx7man 5 жыл бұрын
you just need a big stick!
@voiles7987
@voiles7987 4 жыл бұрын
Try 10 feet hahaha
@nimmen
@nimmen 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like 20 inches of warping to me
@demoncore4467
@demoncore4467 5 жыл бұрын
“You do your best” “I will grind the rest”
@apfel_taartje475
@apfel_taartje475 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what my teacher used to say to me, when I was practicing my welding!
@nou4898
@nou4898 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@stevetaylor1778
@stevetaylor1778 4 жыл бұрын
“Must be a bad rod” *after the third time it sticks
@mrfreezer0079
@mrfreezer0079 3 жыл бұрын
Giggity
@kraxusgaming9483
@kraxusgaming9483 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@maksimalpatov6764
@maksimalpatov6764 6 жыл бұрын
hello to american welders from russian comrades
@rickramirez8664
@rickramirez8664 5 жыл бұрын
Hello to you, Russian comrade.
@CheapSkateGamer96
@CheapSkateGamer96 5 жыл бұрын
Privet Toravisch may your work shirt never catch fire.
@oddvideography753
@oddvideography753 5 жыл бұрын
Privet
@deccers6459
@deccers6459 5 жыл бұрын
hi max
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Greetings from the U.S.
@AuMechanic
@AuMechanic 8 жыл бұрын
All these years I've searched the internets I finally found some people like me.
@RookieRider17
@RookieRider17 7 жыл бұрын
what, you're an idiot?
@AuMechanic
@AuMechanic 7 жыл бұрын
Well if that's what we are Jamie then we are all in it together, you included.
@RookieRider17
@RookieRider17 7 жыл бұрын
I Make and Fix Stuff I'm not a welder
@AuMechanic
@AuMechanic 7 жыл бұрын
And that's not all you're not.
@RookieRider17
@RookieRider17 7 жыл бұрын
I Make and Fix Stuff correct, I'm not Black Old Bold Retarded Ugly Repulsive Female Gay The list can go on forever...
@zachlaprade2852
@zachlaprade2852 7 жыл бұрын
i know literally nothing about welding and this is hilarious hahahaa!
@r0adrunn3r14
@r0adrunn3r14 5 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@byroncontreras7837
@byroncontreras7837 4 жыл бұрын
Its all true. Jokes but yeah its true.
@coldinak1871
@coldinak1871 4 жыл бұрын
“Grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain’t.” That’s my 2020 mood
@dy524
@dy524 Жыл бұрын
After the welding I did yesterday.......this statement is 110% true
@ArtekGeneral
@ArtekGeneral 5 жыл бұрын
0:57 When you install a new online videogame and ask "how do i get anything done around here?"
@JunkworksGarage
@JunkworksGarage 8 жыл бұрын
haven't laughed like that in a long time thanks. my grinding skills get better and better every time i weld
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 8 жыл бұрын
You and me both brother!
@czrg473
@czrg473 7 жыл бұрын
So thts means ur a grinder not a welder , cuz u grind more then u weld ? Not a good thing to be proud of.
@liddyyamaha36
@liddyyamaha36 7 жыл бұрын
it was a joke you fool
@draggy76
@draggy76 6 жыл бұрын
Then clearly you need to work more on your welding skills and not your grinding skills.....Fuckin amateurs....
@bloodyfx1065
@bloodyfx1065 6 жыл бұрын
Omfg, everyone here is a professional, certified fucking welder it seems. The guy just made a joke, don't take it serious you fucking retards.
@arceusmaster91
@arceusmaster91 7 жыл бұрын
Forgot to put down the flip up lens after using auto darkening for the past few months, learned that lesson fast!
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 5 жыл бұрын
I use a flip front when I'm grinding. Worst thing is when I go to weld and forget the lens is flipped up still.
@maxharter5716
@maxharter5716 5 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time I shut the auto off to grind and/or oxy-cut and didn't turn it back on....
@laneanderson898
@laneanderson898 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxharter5716 Stack of dimes
@chunkiermango7982
@chunkiermango7982 4 жыл бұрын
Mine neither flips up or auto darkens, I just say fuck it and leave the helmet down
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxharter5716 I've only done that a handful of times, whoever designed the Optrel autodarkeners needs a medal because they designed the grind mode to time out after ten minutes, and the indicator light is right in a spot where even if you wear glasses it's still visible around your frames
@wildeyednorthernboy
@wildeyednorthernboy 8 жыл бұрын
grinder & paint..will make u the welder u aint LMFAO
@thedwarfgimli5323
@thedwarfgimli5323 7 жыл бұрын
wildeyednorthernboy skookum as frig
@axelmilan4292
@axelmilan4292 7 жыл бұрын
PISSTNBROKE OFFROAD "Focus you fuck!"
@ziptiesnbiasplies
@ziptiesnbiasplies 7 жыл бұрын
Axel Milan fuck yea buddy!
@LuisAguilar-fd2eu
@LuisAguilar-fd2eu 5 жыл бұрын
Or when you go up 3 stories high get set up but realize you forgot to turn on your machine
@Rx7man
@Rx7man 5 жыл бұрын
"My machine has remote amperage controls, I'll be fine" Yeah, but it doesn't turn it on, right?
@kyle60213
@kyle60213 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s hot” The amount of times I said that in welding class is way to much 😂😂
@ColKorn1965
@ColKorn1965 7 жыл бұрын
If I posted what us machinists say KZbin would ban me.
@Omegadoomship
@Omegadoomship 7 жыл бұрын
ColKorn1965 I can relate! Haha
@kelleyforlines7351
@kelleyforlines7351 7 жыл бұрын
ColKorn1965 they don't say nothing lol just throw shit across the shop when they screw up
@qualeb8164
@qualeb8164 7 жыл бұрын
Kelley Forlines true, I hit my friend in the back of the head with a brush cus I was annoyed that he wasn't feeding fast enough XD
@Kataxu
@Kataxu 7 жыл бұрын
Watch yourself bud, if you startle someone into feeding themselves into a machine you'll be in the hot water
@qualeb8164
@qualeb8164 7 жыл бұрын
Fingolfinator I waited till the lathe was off XD
@noneya7338
@noneya7338 8 жыл бұрын
left, left, left, left lmao best one
@davetruther31
@davetruther31 8 жыл бұрын
Dalton Herr It's so Damn true though..lol
@roushhawley8438
@roushhawley8438 7 жыл бұрын
its funny because its true.
@randygray8273
@randygray8273 7 жыл бұрын
Dalton Herr its always right for me for some reason lol
@watchulukingat
@watchulukingat 7 жыл бұрын
left handed TIG?
@andrewmorgan7500
@andrewmorgan7500 7 жыл бұрын
Dalton Herr Definitely lol
@crispyspa
@crispyspa 7 жыл бұрын
Undercut is caused by lumpy gas. We had a supervisor that came over from an unrelated field that we actually told this to...he believed it. 🤣
@Bax365
@Bax365 6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@rickramirez8664
@rickramirez8664 5 жыл бұрын
I had managers that used to tell us we were getting porosity because we were welding faster than the gas was coming out.
@shadowfirekarp
@shadowfirekarp 5 жыл бұрын
Lumpy gas is why I never leave the house without an extra pair of socks.
@jazmynleslie1534
@jazmynleslie1534 Жыл бұрын
“Actually it’s this line” is something I say more than I should 😂
@strattman202
@strattman202 6 жыл бұрын
“I love butt welds” as he’s doing a T-joint
@dragenslayer9079
@dragenslayer9079 5 жыл бұрын
You noticed too
@jogvanwraae5261
@jogvanwraae5261 5 жыл бұрын
I have seen this video like 10 times and i havent noticed until now gggg
@dontnubblemebro
@dontnubblemebro 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, where he welded was actually a butt, the rest would be fillet
@nolanporter2827
@nolanporter2827 5 жыл бұрын
A T joint would be if he had one piece flat in the table and the other vertically on the other piece
@vacantsix1586
@vacantsix1586 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I can't believe I didn't notice that
@Cactusworkshopchannel
@Cactusworkshopchannel 8 жыл бұрын
4:45 I was afraid he would stand up wearing no trousers lol get comfy for welding
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 8 жыл бұрын
+Cactus! workshop HAHA!!! Thanks for the visual!
@lukecovington755
@lukecovington755 7 жыл бұрын
The butt welding guy had me laughing so freaking hard I couldn't breath. I think I woke up my neighbors
@youreawesome1251
@youreawesome1251 7 жыл бұрын
Luke Covington My welding teacher was just like him 😂
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
That's not even a butt weld though, that's a T joint
@kahun4860
@kahun4860 6 жыл бұрын
First time i watched this i had 0 welding expierience. After a year of welding later i get so many of these jeez haha
@fullerblacksmithing7954
@fullerblacksmithing7954 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, never really got it, then now I get everything but a good weld
@xxDOTH3DEWxx
@xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@MonsterDeplorable
@MonsterDeplorable 5 жыл бұрын
When dude on ladder dropped his collet or whatever it was, I felt that!
@garrettnino5137
@garrettnino5137 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Westbrook i think it was the nozzel
@Bannana4TW
@Bannana4TW 5 жыл бұрын
@@garrettnino5137 the shroud
@skipio957
@skipio957 5 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this entire video is that in my welding class we had so many extra left gloves it was irritating
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
skipio957 my left glove goes faster than anything else
@kalemercer7053
@kalemercer7053 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs, as soon as this started I knew there would be a few seens ware the helmets would fall down or not move.
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you liked it!
@fabulousfabrications1985
@fabulousfabrications1985 7 жыл бұрын
best welding video ever ! welding is so much fun especially over head , being showered in spark's OH SHIT .......... I'm on fire .......oh it's OK it's just my wallet.............OH SHIT MY WALLET !!!!!!!!
@bwt3278
@bwt3278 5 жыл бұрын
I've got slag running down my ass crack!!
@rattledroar2426
@rattledroar2426 5 жыл бұрын
The damn amount of times Ive been set on fire is ridiculous. In less than six months it has to be at least 10
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Stick welded with my phone sticking out of my pocket and the top half is fucked.
@claytonhess5512
@claytonhess5512 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mikey-ym6ok If only we still had Nokia.....😁
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Clayton Hess oh so true. Haha
@jaxxonkoethler3001
@jaxxonkoethler3001 7 жыл бұрын
The ice pick he used for roasting the hot dog said DIRESTA on it!
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 6 жыл бұрын
Oh that was an ice pick? I had it confused with a punch, because of the "handle" part.
@MakkisButNotTaken
@MakkisButNotTaken 6 жыл бұрын
Jaxxon Koethler i have your profile pick as my home screen
@champ_2233
@champ_2233 6 жыл бұрын
it sure does
@bwt3278
@bwt3278 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Jimmy for a second lol
@TriangleSquare52
@TriangleSquare52 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd grind the piss outta that" had me lol
@dELTA13579111315
@dELTA13579111315 5 жыл бұрын
These captions are great lmao "Sound of welding, but it doesn't sound right" 😅
@stuartw1667
@stuartw1667 7 жыл бұрын
"I'd grind the piss out of that!"
@slimshadysr
@slimshadysr 7 жыл бұрын
In answer to your which end first? The end with the numbers "so x-ray can see you used the correct rod for the job".
@JamesDoylesGarage
@JamesDoylesGarage 7 жыл бұрын
"If you can't penetrate, you need to see a Doctor! " Just brilliant. Thanks so much for the laughs. I'm going to make a bacon sandwich now.
@shadowprogram215
@shadowprogram215 5 жыл бұрын
So, how was the sandwich?
@RhysCanKill
@RhysCanKill 5 жыл бұрын
"Looks straight, tack it!"
@AccordVR
@AccordVR 5 жыл бұрын
I used to work in the weld shop as a helper and chatter like this was pretty common, kept everyone entertained during the 7-5 workdays
@roxastherogue
@roxastherogue 6 жыл бұрын
"Just grind it" need a shirt that says that.
@123ewq
@123ewq 8 жыл бұрын
2:50 love it! Hahah thats the difference between a welder and someone that has the piece of paper from school and no practical welding
@werterion
@werterion 7 жыл бұрын
i have both and honestly short of 10+ yrs experience welding with multiple processes in all positions they don't have the knowledge that i posses. As far as schooling goes if the school is only doing theory then its not worth shit. Mine you had to be able to be able to pass the ticket tests to move forward. A good trades course wont shove you through out the door with only theory, they will make sure you actually know how to do it.
@kelleyforlines7351
@kelleyforlines7351 7 жыл бұрын
Zach K hell I'm not even getting a piece of paper other than a highschool diploma and I can stick and mig pretty good now I'm getting okay at tig
@werterion
@werterion 7 жыл бұрын
if your getting good then go try your hand at your welding certifications..... Mine are recognized world wide
@kelleyforlines7351
@kelleyforlines7351 7 жыл бұрын
Werterion I'm already signed up at the TCAT school near me to go there when I get out of high school. I'm not promising I could pass certification but I'd like to think I could.
@werterion
@werterion 7 жыл бұрын
Kelley Forlines if the school dosent make sure you can pass it then it's not a good school. the school I went to made sure you were ready for it, very very critical on your test materials. always aim for your best and always aim to be better, between school those certs you will have leaps and bounds on career opertunity than others once you have a few years on job experience.
@mrt4755
@mrt4755 8 жыл бұрын
what would jody do xD that was epic
@gordonfischer8484
@gordonfischer8484 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why KZbin keeps recommending this to me every few months. Hilarious video.
@GregsGarage
@GregsGarage 3 жыл бұрын
It knows... It knows... LOL!
@Daynaleo1
@Daynaleo1 5 жыл бұрын
This was the laugh I needed. I have watched all of you as well as Jodi and Chucke2009. Always learn something watching the pros getting it done. Again, I thank you all.
@arangusmail
@arangusmail 7 жыл бұрын
Great job. I did that shit for 40 yrs. and finally a video that isn't somebody just bitchin about it.
@streetbob818
@streetbob818 7 жыл бұрын
that's me everyday in class...F*** THAT WAS HOT! :P
@Jeremiah90526
@Jeremiah90526 5 жыл бұрын
I get teased in class about 1.)Buying a Laser Thermometer to measure the metal temperature. and 2.)Using it. Seriously, there is too hot to touch with bare hand temps, too hot to touch with a TIG gloved hand, too hot to touch with a Stick gloved hand, then too hot to continue welding. People make fun of me for using a tool to figure out which one it is.
@dieselhead7961
@dieselhead7961 8 жыл бұрын
grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain't
@McGowanForge
@McGowanForge 4 жыл бұрын
Left, left, left, left The pain is to real, I remember I was quenching a blade and I said fuck it and put 2 left gloves on
@RecziYT
@RecziYT 3 жыл бұрын
The “I’ll just grind it” saying is so true lmao
@flipflop2221
@flipflop2221 7 жыл бұрын
I like to see your stick do 20 ft of continuous weld
@dangould6645
@dangould6645 5 жыл бұрын
Your "little" stick
@El_Tortas52
@El_Tortas52 8 жыл бұрын
i am a GRINDER GAWD! :V
@gavbag1234
@gavbag1234 6 жыл бұрын
That can mean something entirely different in 2018...
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
@@gavbag1234 lol you don't wanna say that in my shop nowadays
@christopherchancey1368
@christopherchancey1368 5 жыл бұрын
Last thing you want to tell your QC! Lol
@bobbob4038
@bobbob4038 4 жыл бұрын
The worst part of catching fire in the middle of a weld, is realizing where the smell of smoked bacon is coming from.
@Jemis_Bond
@Jemis_Bond 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the masks never go down when they want them to lmao
@ilias6443
@ilias6443 Жыл бұрын
I am rarely welding at work, but i kan still FEEL this video.
@mosesbrowning8055
@mosesbrowning8055 5 жыл бұрын
At work we got " do your best and dje grind the rest" and also put cardboard between the ground clamp and your buddies bench, or flip up the continuous feed switch on the wire feeder when they're in the middle of a weld lol
@madamHoodie1
@madamHoodie1 5 жыл бұрын
Taking my first welding class in uni and I feel this
@arenaissanceishman6689
@arenaissanceishman6689 7 жыл бұрын
3:26 LMFAO
@Rithanel
@Rithanel 6 жыл бұрын
... Yup. That happened to me too. Along the lines of somebody taking the wee out of your helmet
@thingman100
@thingman100 6 жыл бұрын
My colleague literally pulled that joke on me yesterday
@aquaagu2
@aquaagu2 6 жыл бұрын
Turtle fuck!
@DankaDoctor185
@DankaDoctor185 3 жыл бұрын
The gloves fucking gets me. Finding the other glove takes more time than welding.
@Blippy
@Blippy 4 жыл бұрын
This video is a timeless classic that will be seen forever
@adnanmlivo5885
@adnanmlivo5885 7 жыл бұрын
diresta and AvE shoud b in this !! son of a didly ! i almost released the schmoo
@AntonBabiy
@AntonBabiy 7 жыл бұрын
Adnan Mlivo he used a diresta ice pick for the hot dog
@puresikness77
@puresikness77 5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking AvE would be perfect for this too haha
@longevitywelding
@longevitywelding 7 жыл бұрын
"Smells like DC Rod" Hahaha Great vids!
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 5 жыл бұрын
Every american state in a nutshell 0:43 Texas: 0:54
@pyromaniac354
@pyromaniac354 4 жыл бұрын
give it another 20 years and all the states will be left
@noahpage7459
@noahpage7459 4 жыл бұрын
gfy everyone go look at the history of elections.
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!! it took me a second to figure out what m you were trying to say. I love it. Totally true
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 4 жыл бұрын
@@pyromaniac354 less bro.
@browngone1782
@browngone1782 5 жыл бұрын
The helmet sliding down and struggling to bring it down killed it for me hahaha.
@stirrcrazy2704
@stirrcrazy2704 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZbin recommended, I didn’t know how much I needed this.
@balisticsquirel
@balisticsquirel 8 жыл бұрын
"if your stickout isn't just right you won't get enough penetration when you use your flex-head to walk the cup on an open root butt joint" Or something like that.
@davidspin581
@davidspin581 8 жыл бұрын
Cant see it from my house...
@michael-gary-scott
@michael-gary-scott 5 жыл бұрын
"I am a Grindr God"
@cipherthedemonlord8057
@cipherthedemonlord8057 5 жыл бұрын
The hotdog and bacon jokes remained me of the movie The Spirit of ST. Louis when Frank cooks fish with a torch at the Ryan factory.
@gordonfischer8484
@gordonfischer8484 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the bit at 2:50 with the welder and the metallurgy professional!
@WarInHD
@WarInHD 7 жыл бұрын
When he said "oh I forgot to turn on the gas" 😂
@Hudini901
@Hudini901 7 жыл бұрын
0:42 welding mask say supreme on the side, $10,000
@pmolqrcd3370
@pmolqrcd3370 5 жыл бұрын
Very few welders could afford that and even if they could, not many would be dumb enough to.
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 5 жыл бұрын
One weird thing I've learnt since I started welding. Mig Tig and arc all smell different. Arc smells the best
@hardcore4life279
@hardcore4life279 5 жыл бұрын
Al toxic, lol When you melt the tappIng paste that smelss good
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 5 жыл бұрын
@@hardcore4life279 But when you havn't cleaned the job properly so your welding on paint gal and rust and you can taste the death in the air
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 4 жыл бұрын
@@kadinthompson5039 thank you, I'll look out for it now
@dangould6645
@dangould6645 6 жыл бұрын
Welding for 9 years.. this is the most authentic... realistic vidro ive ever seen.
@neinnine
@neinnine 3 жыл бұрын
"I can fill that in" "I can grind that out" bruh when you just eyeball everything XD
@rodneyrodriguez611
@rodneyrodriguez611 5 жыл бұрын
One time I walked into the welding shop. and I overheard the welder tell the customer to side of me, " that's plastic! " 🙄
@NovaleraGaming
@NovaleraGaming 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who sings “walk it out” when I’m running a tig bead
@eamonahern7495
@eamonahern7495 3 жыл бұрын
The masks falling when they didn't want to and sticking when they nodded their heads got me every time. Really did lol 😆 at this!
@MiG9D
@MiG9D 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines is, “That’ll buff out”
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