Tadpole Denial and Other Secret Techniques to Live Longer, by Japanese Doctors REVEALED

Tadpole denial and various secrets to long life of premodern Japanese doctors and priests.
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0:00 Copypasta medicine
1:52 The human body, according to the Chinese/Japanese
4:01 To live longer
5:29 Tadpoles
7:04 Staying health-tea
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[@Linfamy]

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[@2022wcmika]

Your videos are always so interesting! I will definitely check them all out.

[@ihatelivinginscottsdale509]

Turning woman to men Sounds cursed

[@thareqprimaharianto8725]

@@ihatelivinginscottsdale509 Yet there are many cases of them.

[@zionleach3001]

Can you do a video about samurai who fought yokai like Watanabe no Tsuna. (Apologies if I spelt that wrong.)

[@asharkhan8175]

Linfamy should start a series of sengoku war

[@BlackReshiram]

"its strange that the brain wasnt a major organ, but for most of you, this is pretty accurate" OUCH XD harsh man

[@shorinosenshi]

A

[@whimai412]

"Tea is the secret, to oolong life" 🤣👏 Genius, I adore tea, and this pun 😂

[@WildBillCox13]

A quietly hilarious introduction to Chinese Folk Medicine, among other things. Some of your best work, Lin.

[@WildBillCox13]

Gladly shared.

[@Linfamy]

Thanks! :)

[@m.g.5997]

Denial was used against life, it was very effective

[@DavidCruickshank]

I was honestly expecting the "doctors" to prescribe consuming "tadpoles" to increase your own longevity.

[@zakosist]

I thought they would be literally denying the existence of tadpoles

[@Arosukir6]

The idea of the different essences seems similar to the "four humours" of ancient Greek medicine. There's blood, black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm. Too much or too little of any of them was thought to be what caused most diseases. It's wild how theories can sort of converge like that.

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

I really have to wonder if the inspiration for the four humors came from evidence of disease, such as yellowing of skin and eyes due to liver failure, or even discharge as a byproduct of illness.

[@nebojsag.5871]

@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing That probably played a role, but trial and error were also probably involved. If your crazy unscientific theory about how the body works incentivizes you to accidentally do something that is actually healthy, like eating a varied diet, then people start to think it is true.

[@auroran8951]

@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing there's a theory that the western four humors originated in some one drawing blood an leaving it in a bowl for a while. the blood would congeal and separate into separate layers. A white layer made up of white blood cells, a yellow layer of plasma, a red layer of live blood cells, and a black layer of congealed blood cells

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

@@auroran8951 I've cleaned up a lot of dried blood and it all just looked like grape jelly to me. The blood in the bowl must have been only partially congealed.

[@auroran8951]

@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing I don't have any first hand experience with it maybe it depends on how long it's been sitting or how deep it is? I don't remember where I originally heard it so it could be bs.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Me before video: who would deny tadpoles? They're so cute! Me after video: oh....oh no...

[@meredithwagner989]

I don’t think I want to finish this video now….

[@Linfamy]

Tadpoles are cute

[@mujahidmahmood2444]

Baby chimps overwhelm tadpoles in terms of cuteness. Adults may be compared to toads.

[@annikahoffmann5220]

Yes and Baby Axolotl are cute too.

[@Losshe]

You are cute

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

And so are you

[@Gleepglurp]

And tasty 😋

[@MagicianFairy]

Exercise, good eating, meditation,avoiding conflicts, .. huh.. you know what those ancient monks might have been on to something.

[@merchantfan]

Yeah- also green tea (which is likely what it was) is supposed to have health benefits. Or really any tea can be nice at settling your stomach. And it's hydrating too

[@user-qr2og8ck5o]

"One examines the private parts of your body to cure you, the other is a doctor" Bruh 💀

[@mungo...]

"Oolong life". Quali-tea pun right there.

[@BlueberryFundip]

"Oolong life"....I chuckled too loudly at that one bit🤣

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

"If it works, it works" - Medieval doctors

[@idraote]

The idea that climax makes you weak is surprisingly common in many cultures. Must be the fatigue of breeding another bunch of those pesky tadpoles. P.s. girlfriends (or boyfriends) who check your phone are best kicked out, the sooner, the better. Even if you don't cheat on them.

[@BlaecOleander]

LMAO "even when you don't cheat on them" Bruh, *especially* when you don't cheat on them 😂

[@s-a-r-a-h]

it's definitely a major violation of privacy and a big sign that they have trust issues (often, the phone-checkers are the ones who are the cheaters)

[@-Radical.Ed-]

I LOVE that you throw shade over some practices that some people actually WANT to bring back due to some odd fetish associated to the "mysticism" of them despite those same practices were proved wrong by a more accurate method or having results that were debatable at best.

[@Yedaji]

Wait, I went in there all innocent thinking about cute tadpoles. But those weren't little frog babies you meant, were they? :c

[@Linfamy]

🤔

[@a.harrington1634]

"The best medicine for oolong life." 😂 I had to listen twice, and died a little each time, but in a good way.

[@ThatNaelis]

I'll have you know my brain is my smoothest and most beautiful organ.

[@Linfamy]

🧠✨

[@nyarparablepsis872]

Super interesting as always! Does Japanese Buddhist medicine offer any thoughts on women retaining their lifeforce too, or did they just think about those people of the majestic tadpole pole?

[@WildBillCox13]

If the philosophy is followed, then it would be reasonable for prostitutes to live forever.

[@user-Void-Star]

Women can do too. They have eggs that they can resent eggs back to the brain. If you can master this you will gain super Normal ability.

[@kj6221]

Yes, they need to be chanted into men first, as stated in the video.

[@thareqprimaharianto8725]

Somehow I know that when Linfamy used tadpole as an euphimism for sperm. Also I don't know that medieval Japanese already practicing edging. Thanks for that knowledge, I guess.

[@Linfamy]

I was talking solely about tadpoles.

[@ericnobbs1754]

My favorite statement in this video: "I tested this in Pokemon, and it's true."

[@oopsy444]

6:05 who knew edging can lead to immortality! Explains why I'm not even 30 and feel 95 x0

[@cody5535]

Virgin tadpole Believers versus Chad tadpole deniers

[@acidstrummer]

Hey, it's the adorable Asian History peanut! Hooray!

[@arianekelly5715]

I mean.... They weren't wrong about needing a varied and balanced diet for a healthy body

[@mujahidmahmood2444]

Chinese Medicine (After): We shall introduce the first form of vaccination! Chinese Medicine (Before): Imma swallow a mercury pill to become immortal. Chinese Medicine (Now): “Facepalm”

[@samuraijackoff5354]

The Mandate of Medicine

[@animalia5554]

@Miguel Silva I could get on board with this one. :D

[@octapusxft]

This provides a surprising insight into how the life draining succubi are portrayed in Japanese media

[@CraftyF0X]

This guy always kills me with his humor xD

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Maybe he is a migraine that feeds on humor

[@tek87]

It's just so dry the way he delivers it and that makes it so much better.

[@Embermoon91]

I have a great idea for a Halloween episode Linfamy. It's about the haunted Himuro mansion. Some pretty twisted, f**** up shit went down there and it's said that some who went there never came back.

[@wfcoaker1398]

Tea is the best medicine for oolong life. It keeps you at pekoe performance.

[@2022wcmika]

Hey linfamy! I have been a big fan on other accounts, I still love your content and many others do to! Keep up the good work. 🙏

[@2022wcmika]

I also share your videos to my cousin, she loves them!

[@Linfamy]

Thanks, glad you like the vids ;)

[@2022wcmika]

@@Linfamy No problem!!

[@randomlolpie]

I don't get it. If sperm is concentrated life force in physical form instead of trying not to release it why didn't the shogun just encourage some group activities so he could eat everyone's sperm and extend his life indefinitely

[@Linfamy]

🤔

[@aleksythehorse5984]

I think that there was a Chinese Daoist belief that if you eat your tadpoles after releasing them you keep the life force within yourself.

[@luisanthonychau]

Because a man needs a woman's Jing to be complete. Ancient Daoist priests practice absorbing vaginal fluid through their penis. I don't know why they didn't just drink it though.

[@runswithmooses87]

The elements sound similar to the western medieval belief of the four humors that they believed where in the body and had to be in harmony for long life and health

[@DiscoChixify]

I was honestly thinking this video would be about some kind of frog medicine. I would totally love a video about ancient Chinese medicine and the use of frogs for healing.

[@Sqk.]

Only half a minute in and this is amazing. Magnum opus perhaps? Keep up the good work?

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YAY! Best way to start my weekend, with an awesomely educational video from my man Linfamy!!!! You am be my hero!!!

[@akealsenpai2]

The timing of the video being posted is so wild. I'm literally in the process of making a video on Qigong as well lol Keep up the amazing work :)

[@laura.s.m]

Your comedy skills were so on point in this episode, Mr. Linfamy 👌🏽✨

[@LloydSeven]

Knew this video would be coming soon.

[@Linfamy]

Is this a dirty joke?

[@mommachupacabra]

One of your best. Maybe you and ZeFrank should get together and collaberate on the animals of Japan.

[@pizzapower3166]

I'd love to see you do a video on the nobility

[@keyljyehn6635]

LMFAOOO "wdk if it was mercury poisonning or something else but it was definitely mercury poisonning"

[@Lucious410]

This was great , thanks for the video 😄

[@Linfamy]

Glad you like :)

[@rafaelbrgnr]

I think it would be interesting to see an analysis of the Japanese influences on Dragon ball.

[@RabidSnarf]

I am so glad I am still working from home. I snort out loud too much because of your quips.

[@isjejjdjemdmekkwmskekwkdme4669]

Can you do Kuchisake Onna (Slit mouthed woman) next I need more Yokai stories-

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[@Infinitebrandon]

The problem with sei is people get jealous of a kensei or even a sensei. A master can teach everything but you have to be ready to become a super hero.

[@The_Maco-Velli_937]

"We don't know if it was mercury poisoning or something else... But it was definitely mercury poisoning" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀☠️⚰️⚰️

[@Grimpy970]

I think it may be worth mentioning in your videos that both scientific and religious placebos DO work. After eating sugar pills or being prayed over, tumors have shrank. Ailments that couldn't be conventionally treated can still have rapid recovery times if the person is convinced that they should indeed be recovering. The human body is crazy! Outside of modern science, it's entirely possible these folk remedies genuinely helped people. You can hardly blame the priests for continuing a practice that has shown positive results

[@catharinaventer1232]

Great episode 🤣

[@Harrow567]

0:47 this part, got me, laughing my head off amazing keep it up ❤👍🏻

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Linfamy: look it up me: I am not looking that up

[@Linfamy]

😂

[@leventehornok5697]

Great video as always. I love aisan cultures and you make them even better with these jokes. Just wanted to say thanks for spreading the knowledge :), and have a great day for anyone reading this.

[@Vortexiiixii]

How to avoid blue balls to get more HP.

[@jvharbin8337]

I love you Lin

[@randalbuhler9042]

You just keep our minds exploding 😳🤔🤯✌️👍🤟💥💥💥💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️

[@SushiPalace1]

Hey I enjoy your Yokai series but can you do Gozu and Mezu aka Ox Head and Horse Face

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

This video made me release some of my tadpoles from excitement

[@Linfamy]

O.o

[@Lanval_de_Lai]

Dude please you are killing me with these jokes, I had to pause the video several times

[@shaider1982]

In fairness, Chinese doctors' pursuit for immortality gave us gunpowder and then rockets.

[@tyn999]

The meaning of "tadpole denial" is not what I imagined... Coming from Lyfamy I should know better! 😅

[@ceresbane]

oh that thats why its called seiki

[@TheDrakend]

😂🤣😂🤣The pokemon caught me off guard. So girlfriend found out about your ex huh? Seamen😂🤣😂🤣...

[@HealerTheMaroon]

It’s true if you do kegels it’s easier to hold it in

[@giovannicostantini1637]

0:40 Looool

[@Amira_Phoenix]

What organ corresponds to wood element? 🤭

[@akihikosakurai4013]

1:26 how the tables have turned

[@WildBillCox13]

"For oo-long life." +5 Interwebs.

[@exploshaun]

That explains the doujin I read.

[@francisnopantses1108]

Hilarious script! I did notice those puns. Delivered so drily.

[@bigfootpart4therevengeancing]

I wonder how common prostate issues were among Japanese Buddhist Monks.

[@MaoRatto]

2:02 LOL I read the metal one always as MONEY with the sound of GIN.

[@sarahmelody4204]

I LOVE oolong tea. A few cups of that stuff and I'm zinging for a bit. So good!!

[@billsummy2412]

WOW ... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL ! 🤩👍👍

[@tealablu3759]

7:21 you have no clue how confused I was like how you pronounced “tea” Because my user name is pronounced “te-yah”, but most people probably assume it’s pronounced “tee” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stealthninja2058]

PLEASE read and do one on the Japanese Spanish American book called "Ikigai" PLEASE?????

[@W4iteFlame]

Drink tea and let your tadpoles go

[@Linfamy]

Let them free

[@BathersonMote]

If Sei is a person's lifeforce and its physical manifestation is sperm, how are women even alive. Ok, I've seen a few movies on a popular internet website that have women who, by the end of the movie, are most likely immortal.....and sticky. I'm talking about normal women though, and those like a past girlfriend who avoided Sei like the plague. What were their batteries charged with?

[@KuLaydMahn]

I had a feeling that by "tadpoles" you meant jizz. I never knew that bit of belief was adopted by the Japanese. What's truly unfortunate is how it's seeped into today's manosphere

[@jvharbin8337]

Ancient edging. THEY GOT SO CLOSE

[@laramka2940]

You didn't hold back 😂

[@mattstyles2498]

Hey! Chinese medicine was and is super effective!!.... at making 3/4 of the extinct and endangered species list. All for that sweet sweet dried and grounded up panda testy etc

[@seiyashirayomi3382]

Tadpoles huh wow

[@TimeTheory2099]

The Indian Hindi also has five elements. They have life energy instead of metal. I'm more parshell to the 4 Greek elements. Air, water, fire & earth. Metal, falls under earth phase. Life energy, falls under fire. Fire phases any and all energy.

[@acoolusername]

Yeah when I don’t eat right I always get gonorrhea too

[@marisstaff7019]

It took me way to long to realize what tadpoles were

[@slook7094]

Interesting that the stomach and intestines are not major organs.

[@flyboymb]

Patient: What can I do to raise my sperm count? Doctor: I'm afraid you don't have much sei in the matter.

[@ariohandoyo5973]

For me japanese people who live long it's because god still give them new life that is the best gift that He give.😊

[@eedobee]

Leeuwenhoek first described the shape of sperm in 1677. I don’t see how they would have linked them to tadpoles.

[@Vortexiiixii]

I think they were trying to run the adrenaline, which is one way to do it. I mean why not get scared? It runs on adrenaline too.

[@darkshadow7005]

🙏🙏

[@mollysurey6058]

pretty good video, but, unless I missed it somehow, you didn't mention poop even once so it will never be on a Best of Linfamy list.

[@obsidianjane4413]

@1:00 The risk of getting your head lopped off by a disgruntled patient tended to motivate the monk/doctor to at least have some actual proficiency at healing.

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another pogger video by limfamy

[@Linfamy]

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@@Linfamy poggers

[@DualCookies]

"One examines your private parts to cure you, the other is a doctor" LOL

[@asharkhan8175]

Linfamy made a series of genpei war but he didn't made a series of the famous sengoku conflict