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@jonnynice83665 жыл бұрын
Did you eat healthy food in the days leading up to this? Because otherwise you fucked yourself by drinking your piss, dude. That's what Naked Chocolat said anyway.
@thecrondogs5 жыл бұрын
We want a butt plug unboxing video.
@badluck46985 жыл бұрын
Tell Brett he's a hot man. Looks like he's from 2050.
@80feetjump5 жыл бұрын
The one most people know describes Newton's universal law of gravitation: F = Gm1m2/r2, where F is the force due to gravity, between two masses (m1 and m2), which are a distance r apart; G is the gravitational constant.
@thefadebeta5805 жыл бұрын
His beliefs are based on things he doesn't understand that he found on KZbin...if only the guy would try to read and answer his questions then just repeating these talking points he found watching videos. I think it's a shame that we live in the information age, we have all this information at our fingertips yet we have gentlemen like this guy who watched a video and is convinced the earth is flat.
@corbdragon5 жыл бұрын
Your channel just resonates crack head energy and I love it
@genuinedelusionsmusic5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say "pot-head tendencies featuring crackhead guest stars"
@yocland88415 жыл бұрын
Phil is not a crack head.
@chingching88205 жыл бұрын
@@yocland8841 course not, his video are just crack head like
@Boissinova5 жыл бұрын
big crack energy 2019
@siddhantvishe42555 жыл бұрын
Brimadawna 😂😂😂😂
@halguy57454 жыл бұрын
"there are proteins and minerals in pee" well.. have you ever seen a protein or a mineral?
@franziner.34444 жыл бұрын
Exactly, bro. Exactly!
@tygaming6134 жыл бұрын
I hate how he comes off with such strong points but he really doesn’t. Like for example, “What’s the formula for gravity?” Also, how he talks about the ozone layer and how we don’t know for sure what it’s made up of, yet apparently talking about drinking your own piss has minerals and proteins. Based on if you have seen it or not.
@halguy57454 жыл бұрын
@@tygaming613 all his arguments could be EASILY debunked
@LazyK8084 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY BRO, EXACTLY!
@kinny3694 жыл бұрын
IKR like the north star always being in the north! It is correct but, you can't always see the north star, you only see it when you're facing North. Some conspiracies are really compelling, but i have to say - you gotta have a seriously frazzled perception to support flat earth, enter Naked Chocolate! EXACTLY!
@odysseus2k15 жыл бұрын
Flat earther: do you remember that time when you were in the womb? Me: no Flat earther: *exactly*
@SHOOKftl5 жыл бұрын
Flat earther: have you ever imagined yourself imagining something? Me: no Flat earther: EXACTLY
@whateveryouwantmetobe.14895 жыл бұрын
@@SHOOKftl Have you ever experienced death? No. EXACTLY!
@andricrypto28524 жыл бұрын
Flat earther : do you remember farting in your sleep? Me : no Flat earther : EXACTLY
@thedailyp00per4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate be like " damn I really got these fools to drink their own pee "
@damonopz4 жыл бұрын
RJ Cruz he chugged his own piss man that’s worse. And he does it every day.
@thedailyp00per4 жыл бұрын
Damon Humble we don’t know that
@gasgas92744 жыл бұрын
@@thedailyp00per cus u slow
@thedailyp00per4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Collie ok
@thedailyp00per4 жыл бұрын
Chinmay Walimbe yeaaaaah I don’t think anyone’s gonna start drinking their own pee, beneficial or not
@donpearl75515 жыл бұрын
This dude legit became a flat earther bc of KZbin recommendations.... bruh
@AC_Apollo5 жыл бұрын
So did my ex
@xXAmightzXx5 жыл бұрын
Its really sad.
@naomiimoan99505 жыл бұрын
There's a study, most flat Earthers are from the KZbin algorithm.
@wishandwatch5 жыл бұрын
@@naomiimoan9950 really? do you have a source?
@rabbidzombie55535 жыл бұрын
The scariest part of it all is how simple it is to influence peoples beliefs through the internet.
@Frivillig5 жыл бұрын
- Do you have a kidney? - Yes - Have you seen it? - No - Well, how do you that you have a kidney if you've never seen it? You see, the earth is flat!
@prakajr25 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced. Kidneys are flat.
@EtienneBRobert5 жыл бұрын
No kidney would explain why there's protein in his urine... Or he doesn't know that he's just drinking his own toxins that his kidney filtered and he has a kidney. Like a champion.
@Juan-mj3bm5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I have a kidney
@michaeltaddia26885 жыл бұрын
NASA says your kidney exists because it makes them trillions
@timothyturner91345 жыл бұрын
The formula is F = G*((m sub 1*m sub 2)/r^2), where F is the force of attraction between the two bodies, G is the universal gravitational constant, m sub 1 is the mass of the first object, m sub 2 is the mass of the second object and r is the distance between the centers of each object just thought id give yall the formula for gravity... simple google search ..ignorance is bliss
@XanderEwald5 жыл бұрын
This channel went from pocket salad to pee drinking in less than a year. Love it.
@Bhavikh5 жыл бұрын
@Vlpha yea this guys an idiot. He's making his life "worst".
@adsdsds61905 жыл бұрын
@alpha barry Him.
@Raoul-Duke6043 жыл бұрын
Top comment right here
@kujobeatsofficial5 жыл бұрын
"gravity is the biggest joke" *floats away in flat earther*
@NathanielBTM4 жыл бұрын
"Gravity is the biggest joke" *Jumps off a skyscraper and dies* In Heaven: See, I'm up here in the clouds now! What did I tell y'all!?
@Johnnyy8323 жыл бұрын
Technically we don’t know why gravity occurs. We do know that it’s correlated with mass.
@antoniolugot5 жыл бұрын
*takes a hit of cigarette* “I believe i’m healthy, therefore I drink my own pee”
@markwhalen87315 жыл бұрын
Antonio Lugo 21.5 billion divided by 365 is 58.9 million.
@SardonicCrows5 жыл бұрын
Who says it was a cigarette
@Ramiak85 жыл бұрын
Guy is smoking blunts cmon just look at him. Who da fuck think this guy aint smoking the goods stuff?
@cyborgrat5 жыл бұрын
Ive got a chemtrail kind of neighbor, but he smokes, told him if the gouverment really wanted to mind control or what ever the population cigarettes would have been a perfect way to do so...he still smokes and fears planes
@ben-74035 жыл бұрын
@HGB 1 except they were smoking some form of pipe tobacco, not cigarettes. Cigarettes are very heavily processed with additives versus real cigars or pipe tobacco. Good cigars (not the stuff they sell at the gas station) consist of pure tobacco with a tiny amount of fruit pectin (similar to a sugar syrup) used as glue.
@braydonjohn33225 жыл бұрын
Drinks own pee for health benefits. *smokes cigarette*
@kukakohan31365 жыл бұрын
Mental illness is real
@Make-Asylums-Great-Again5 жыл бұрын
Napalm can fix this.
@HorsesArePeople25 жыл бұрын
They cancel each other out bro
@BRIANTOWN335 жыл бұрын
Arminius Invictus like vegan junkies...
@jUQMtDmf5 жыл бұрын
@@BRIANTOWN33 Being vegan has nothing to do with wanting to be healthy. I can not eat meat and still want to eat like trash.
@RobzoZ5 жыл бұрын
Should have been called: Taking a Pee-Drinker to the Science Museum
@dallymoo78165 жыл бұрын
Yes lol I remember in Vancouvwr he told me he drank his pee but so do Boxers in Brazil... I sadly dont have him on facebook anymore..too much intensity
@ihatesoursoup68075 жыл бұрын
As a pee drinker myself i am offended
@fr0gwizardx05 жыл бұрын
The Kraken .. I haven’t even watched the video yet and this comment is funny as hell to me
@KarryKarryKarry5 жыл бұрын
Ihate Soursoup No one cares.
@oceangang74775 жыл бұрын
If you drink your own piss then u might as well eat your own ass
@karldilkington85874 жыл бұрын
Do you believe in the sun? Yes. What is the density and temperature of the sun's core? Idk. EXACTLY BRO! EXACTLY!!!
@chaiisthekingdogo4454 жыл бұрын
The density of the suns core is 150 g/cm³ and temperature of the suns core is 27 million degrees Farenheit
@n0xi3424 жыл бұрын
@@chaiisthekingdogo445 thats what they want you to believe... but the PAYROLLS man!! And what is the formula of farhenheit? EXACTLY BROOOOOO
@chaiisthekingdogo4454 жыл бұрын
Are you trolling?
@VanHellsing124 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@n0xi3424 жыл бұрын
idk man
@Krowtic5 жыл бұрын
What is the secret recipe for KFC chicken? I don't know. EXACTLY BRO.
@nic0lemari3385 жыл бұрын
This!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@Methdemon5 жыл бұрын
What is the secret Krabby Patty Formula? I don't know.
@fredmanie29265 жыл бұрын
Spices - Mix With 2 Cups White Fl. 2⁄3 Ts Salt 1⁄2 Ts Thyme 1⁄2 Ts Basil 1⁄3 Ts Oregano 1 Ts Celery salt 1 Ts Black pepper 1 Ts Dried mustard 4 Ts Paprika 2 Ts Garlic salt 1 Ts Ground ginger 3 Ts White pepper
@DreadfulCorpse5 жыл бұрын
Seriously? Just cuz he blac? 😒
@dc89dc5 жыл бұрын
@Dreadfulcorpse. Talk about reaching. Nice job associating Black people with KFC. Virtue signally is getting played out.
@HaskHole5 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: The earth is spoon shape from all the scooping lately
@SunfishFan685 жыл бұрын
Jesse Hask Best comment
@moch.farisdzulfiqar61235 жыл бұрын
Are try to telling me that Tommy planet and the earth are the same place?! 😲
@KScorpius5 жыл бұрын
You've convinced me to become a Spoon earther.
@HaskHole5 жыл бұрын
Spoon earthing for life
@maplesyrupho35 жыл бұрын
spoon earthers unite
@toysintheattic26645 жыл бұрын
Do you like whiskey? Yes Do you know the exact process of making it? No EXACTLYYYYYY! Exactly bro!
@bendosage34455 жыл бұрын
open up your eyes to the whiskey lies!
@laughnowcrylater35005 жыл бұрын
It's pee all along
@spookyboi3175 жыл бұрын
whiskey is flat bruh
@ghostiiiekun66364 жыл бұрын
Your friend with the neck tat has to be a egyptian god reincarnated , don't lie to me.
@eaAngelmusic4 жыл бұрын
facts hes hot as fuck too
@beansbeanie1634 жыл бұрын
He really look like it
@helene.m4 жыл бұрын
hes fucking hot ngl
@jungleninja84154 жыл бұрын
He's white that's impossible
@jungleninja84154 жыл бұрын
Guy with dreads looks more kemetic
@KoPT015 жыл бұрын
Dude, if NASA got 60B a day, we would have colonized pluto by now.
@marcelineingot93595 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. Im sure a large sum of that money would go to the higher ups
@rmcer25 жыл бұрын
NASA has a yearly budget of $21.5 billion
@surike5 жыл бұрын
@@rmcer2 well their budget was 21.5b in 2019 but it may have been different
@139p5 жыл бұрын
21900
@392Joel5 жыл бұрын
SuRIKE it’s never been 60 billion annually let alone daily this is a joke
@lliliiliillliliiliili51805 жыл бұрын
Is china real? ...yes? Have you ever seen it? Damn
@zakari7-one-15 жыл бұрын
Ironic cuz theres a HUGE group of conspiracy theorists who believe Maryland, Idaho and Australia doesnt exsist. *sigh* i miss the good ole days of conspiracy, 9/11 and nibiru, the annunaki and what not. You know how old folks are like "this new generations music sucks!" Das me, but with conspiracy theories.
@alfredomojica62355 жыл бұрын
Flater:Is the moon round ? Glober:Yes..? Flater: Have you ever seen it ? Glober:Woah?!
@lukeGGlee5 жыл бұрын
Lorett 7-ONE-1 ' regardless of all the hate I receive...in proud to be a flat girther
@kris10an645 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a video of someone building china? 🤔
@Green_rock5 жыл бұрын
Woke
@mrpapagiorgio54045 жыл бұрын
"Drinking the worst rated pee in my city"
@K9W4 жыл бұрын
Mr Papagiorgio 😂😂😂
@mieruKai4 жыл бұрын
"I've drank piss before, just not my own" -Aristotle
@redix764 жыл бұрын
Dude it happend to me... we we're fucked up, mdma and shitload of weed plus alchool fuck, we're at this mate house and his father suddenly came home at 4 am, we fuckin froze dude, my mate stayed still for like 5 minutes with the plate in his hands , dude had to pee but was afraid to go to the toilet so he pee in the bottle juice. woke up and drank from it... damn i still hold grudges to this day.
@wyattdavenport164 жыл бұрын
Red IX I’ve been there dawg.
@snyper1054 жыл бұрын
Same
@industrycorporationenterprise5 жыл бұрын
cant wait for "drinking the worst reviewed urine in Vancouver"
@ras_krystafari33335 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@WuwuWuwuTV5 жыл бұрын
You read my mind.
@BeanAlex5 жыл бұрын
NASA’s budget is so small. 60 billion a day oh god. This guy is delusional. Lol
@vladimirjanovec8505 жыл бұрын
that's almost 22 trillion a year lmaoo
@killer_tyger5 жыл бұрын
21 billion a year
@Hjjifdtbbnj5 жыл бұрын
Its almost 60 million a day he just accidentally said billion instead of million
@poponater10005 жыл бұрын
it's $20B per year for anyone wondering
@BeanAlex5 жыл бұрын
bob barker yeah that makes more sense
@SulfuricRain5 жыл бұрын
He kind of looks like a black Charlie Manson
@kingayy92675 жыл бұрын
Oh wow he kind of does Especially seeing his face from the side
@allsmilesx05734 жыл бұрын
He is the Chocolate Manson.
@en1gma6834 жыл бұрын
@@allsmilesx0573 This is such an underrated comment
@themicrowave44104 жыл бұрын
*Chocolate Manson
@jeremylaneball58904 жыл бұрын
Holy shit u right
@Twoheavensgaming4 жыл бұрын
“What is the formula for gravity?” “ “Idk” “EXACTTTTLYYY BRUWU” 🤨
@aIacrity.4 жыл бұрын
DrizzyVapor *coughs* -9.8 m/s^2
@Ser_Lefty4 жыл бұрын
@@aIacrity. Well technically that's just the gravitational force of the earth you'd have to divide it by the mass of earth and factor in the earth's size to get the gravitational constant... Wait, why am I talking physics in Phillips comments?
@mitchelllivingston77574 жыл бұрын
@@aIacrity. -.9.81 m/s^2 *
@hencha66134 жыл бұрын
@@mitchelllivingston7757 thats just on earth, Gravity is equal to the G constant multiplied by the mass of both objects divided by the square of the distance between the two objects. + the 9.81 number isn't accurate everywhere, its a rounded number so the extra didgits are super meaningless
@neobow14 жыл бұрын
The gravitational constant is 6.673×10^-11 N m^2 kg^-2
@obi-wankenobi23565 жыл бұрын
"You came very prepared." _shows up shirtless_
@niveyoga32425 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@idragyz59945 жыл бұрын
This man is incorrect, but he is so damn charismatic, I’m not sure what to believe anymore.
@TakodaRA85 жыл бұрын
Fun fact he’s actually 52 years old.
@daydreamer36975 жыл бұрын
TakodaRA Are you serious? Do you guys live in Canada or the states?
@agentfox36375 жыл бұрын
The north star is on the north pole. It stays in one place because it's above the middle of the earth and the earth isn't spinning towards it.
@elmstfreddie5 жыл бұрын
Chocolate will be in for a shock if he visits the southern hemisphere at night.
@mountainlaurel52645 жыл бұрын
@@elmstfreddie wonder if they have a south star
@weezerfan9995 жыл бұрын
nicolas lane I’ve never thought about that. 🤯
@dallymoo78165 жыл бұрын
Isnt the "North Star"just Venus
@weezerfan9995 жыл бұрын
Dal Bro the south star is Uranus
@apexshinbi6384 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, Choclate seems very intelligent by the way he interacts, maybe he just went thru some trauma or sum and cracked a lil
@BadaBadger4 жыл бұрын
No he's crazy.
@DeepValueOptions4 жыл бұрын
It’s just how people are. They attach easily to any ideas that are expressed romantically to them
@burntout42684 жыл бұрын
Intelligent? Or just decent manners.
@youarelife34374 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's cool some of the time, when he's not talking that is XD Otherwise he made very little sense.
@ronaldowens50254 жыл бұрын
Ended up just like the guy my sister in law took to Burning Man, fucking spun. Dude was a VP of Mazda USA branch, now lives in slab city and drinks his own piss. No joke, no bullshit still a good guy just gone.
@AcornRiot5 жыл бұрын
I’m still rooting for you to do “A stranger tells me their life story”
@AcornRiot5 жыл бұрын
In my mind's eye this video would be you going to a retirement home, and just picking one elder to tell you their life story (which could either be a very mundane life, or a very inspiring life
@robertanastase5585 жыл бұрын
I live in his city, he should pick me
@thekawaiicripple5 жыл бұрын
I wish I lived remotely close to Philip I’d love to tell him my crazy ass life story including chronic illness/disability
@zzcc2295 жыл бұрын
Bro why do you have maa kali on your profile picture
@shinobininja3135 жыл бұрын
The stupidest thing he mentioned was the fact that there are no formulas for gravity, There are many formulas that explain gravity both for macroscopic and microscopic objects. Just because he never bothered to learn about them does not mean that they don't exist.
@SuperHoneyOil5 жыл бұрын
mohamad elmoussawi right F=MA you can figure out gravity with simple measurements.
@inseut5 жыл бұрын
all of his """arguments""" are easily explained tbh the two just aren't science-heads.
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
@ilusions4 I'm well aware of the formula, which is why I don't believe it.. feel free continuing believing that a catholic priest(Henry Cavendish), weighed the earth go ahead. He did so in ⁴1798 by the way... hahahaha OK...5.972× 10^23 kgs... is that what you got when you weighed the earth too? What, you aren't sure if weighing the earth is possible with 1798 technology? Hahahhahahaa then why do keep believing in gravity?!??!?!?!!?!
@tranvianoruega87565 жыл бұрын
This guy played the long con on you Philip, he came out from the start to get you to drink your own urine
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
He invited me, and interviewed me... but instead of researching that assumption is atleasg much easier to come to, good for you!
@aaronhires86204 жыл бұрын
Brett is awesome "I've drank piss before just not my own"
@FloppyBread4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that part killedd me
@myemailsuxx4 жыл бұрын
Hes hilarious I love his twisted sense of humour 😂😂 even though I know that wasnt a joke
@NatronFatumallafalla4 жыл бұрын
@@myemailsuxx evidently you guys don't go down on your girl friend?...or make her squirt
@lukethomas64824 жыл бұрын
"Awesome"
@TheLonelyGoomba5 жыл бұрын
You can just search "satellite being launched into space" on KZbin and find footage
@blacksunapocalypse5 жыл бұрын
Yea really, does this guy think satellites are just propped on top of rockets like you would stack an object on a shelf? I've run into people like this before that just go on about "facts" that you would never have possibly looked up yourself, so in THAT MOMENT, you can't argue against them... But as soon as you google what they said, it's just all bullshit..
@Gehsture5 жыл бұрын
i literally did the same and watched a whole video on it just now lmao
@DoodlingHitman5 жыл бұрын
nice seeing you here, heheh c:
@YakuiMeido5 жыл бұрын
You could take these people to space, show them the earth through the window, and they'd just say: "Do you really trust that GOVERNMENT GLASS?"
@Milgamix775 жыл бұрын
AAYYYY GOOMBA I HAVE BEEN SUBBED SINCE 2014 WHAT IS GOOD
@vinny56385 жыл бұрын
I love how he lists, in the benefits of drinking your own piss, hydration.. as if a bottle of water isn't just fine.
@ras_krystafari33335 жыл бұрын
Reuse deduce reeeeeeeeeedrinkpeeeeeeeeee
@keintz5 жыл бұрын
"Drinking urine isn’t usually good for you. But what if you’re stranded on a desert island? Can drinking your own urine save you from dying of dehydration? Although it makes for a dramatic movie scene, this is just a myth. Drinking urine when you’re dying of dehydration would be about the same as drinking seawater - only yuckier. Urine contains concentrated salts and minerals. To process salt, your kidneys require a certain amount of water. To compensate for increased salt intake, you’d have to pee out more water than you take in from urine. This would actually accelerate the dehydration process. The U.S. Army Field Manual also instructs soldiers not to drink their own urine in a survival situation."
@KantenHammer5 жыл бұрын
but could i drink watered down piss the ?
@showmeyrkitties23355 жыл бұрын
I can't say I've ever heard of piss being a good source of protein, either.
@jc46575 жыл бұрын
Plastic bottles aren't fine
@Bee-zw9je5 жыл бұрын
Do you have any chips? I dont wanna use my bare fingers for the scoop.
@e3xiii3155 жыл бұрын
Bee why did I just see you in the comment section of a Chris D’Elia clip I was watching before this and now you’re here... stop following me. Lol jk jk
@Bee-zw9je5 жыл бұрын
@@e3xiii315 I'm watching you mrs everette.
@e3xiii3155 жыл бұрын
Bee Oh fuck!
@dallymoo78165 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I know Naked chocolate
@Bee-zw9je5 жыл бұрын
@@dallymoo7816 that has nothing to do with my comment. Be gone.
@jre-13375 жыл бұрын
"What is the formula for gravity?" Well, bucko: F = Gm1m2/r2 Or this one, bucko: g = GM/r2
@blandharp97954 жыл бұрын
Screeching Liberal, the 1st of his name EXAAACTLYY BROOOOOOOOO
@zaya53604 жыл бұрын
It's exactly one of the easiest formulas
@JohWF4 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking lmao
@nelsonvontitfuk14714 жыл бұрын
Now if we could only come up with a formula for women hanehHHaeheiaiHEUEEHANXMXMK
@mongoonlyprawningameoflife12184 жыл бұрын
Bucko, ha are we in the 1950s
@fabianrh33545 жыл бұрын
Flat earth community be like: We have members all around the globe
@Malik.lockley5 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this very hard
@restoredthyme11375 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@antonyynotna2025 жыл бұрын
Fabian rh -You my friend will be a legends in my books... idk if this was original. But it’s a first sight for me. So you’ll always be in my books as a legends, dear Fabian.
@kanenine58385 жыл бұрын
@@antonyynotna202 this was literally the flat earthers slogan on their website... ahaha
@quintusgrobler90885 жыл бұрын
@@antonyynotna202 You can find this comment on literally any anti-flat earth video with any form of substantial views.
@BrandonWalsh95 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't the north star move," asked Chocolate sitting in the northern hemisphere. 🤣 Check. Mate.
@samsondark3455 жыл бұрын
"I'm so healthy" *smokes cigs*
@bobby_greene5 жыл бұрын
Tobacco doesn't cause cancer, that's a rumor started by big vape
@EduardoSilva-mx4bf5 жыл бұрын
@@bobby_greene lmao
@jojobeeslife5 жыл бұрын
Bobby Greene 😂😂😂
@galaxybane21665 жыл бұрын
He could be smoking weeds man. It's legal in Canada.
@garrettlempia65395 жыл бұрын
@@galaxybane2166 I smoke weed literally everyday but no matter what putting anything in your lungs that's not air isnt healthy it's a trade off I feel happy and less anxious and get more stuff done and I damage my lungs to do so
@johnjacob31604 жыл бұрын
Phillip: “Chocolate schooled us yesterday. He might have some good rational points.” Chocolate: “I drink my own pee”
@beepboop95195 жыл бұрын
All flat earthers sound like my mother, and my mother has delusions.
@kobrien41215 жыл бұрын
🌍
@jolantainese25 жыл бұрын
same mate
@c1h2r3i4s569875 жыл бұрын
@@jolantainese2 same
@thegeofork5 жыл бұрын
He is delusional. Get him to the infirmary
@coolman2k25 жыл бұрын
Good one lol
@beast_boy975 жыл бұрын
Other KZbinrs would've titled this "DRINKING MY OWN PEE WITH A FLAT-EARTHER (NOT CLICKBAIT)!!!"
@MissSweetieShortie5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@MissSweetieShortie5 жыл бұрын
I love how Phillip always has a twist to his videos you would never expect
@MrHattor5 жыл бұрын
I have only just started the video but now I’m def going to continue to at least this point. It’s almost like he relies on the comments to click bait for him lol
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
@@MrHattor enjoy
@AdrienW5 жыл бұрын
Chocolate: "What's the formula for gravity?" Philip: "I don't know." *The next day* "HE DESTROYED US"
@nacho15955 жыл бұрын
6.67408 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2
@sunkid025 жыл бұрын
chocolate: what's the formula for gravity guy who's not a scientist: 🤷🏿♂️ chocolate: EXACTLY !!!!!! Me: 🤦🏿♂️
@brandonyoung50375 жыл бұрын
What goes up must come down 🤷♂️
@TheLuMIze5 жыл бұрын
I read this comment exactly when they said that
@thisguy9165 жыл бұрын
Bruh the North Star moves lmao. Ever heard of axial precession?
@Enders.paradise8884 жыл бұрын
This Guy please get this comment up guys
@joshuajohnson89914 жыл бұрын
No. They haven't.
@Soft-Shell4 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh, ever heard of gravitational reflexive reflective theoretical theory?
@valsago4 жыл бұрын
@laughter exactly bro!!!
@allison34804 жыл бұрын
No 🥺 should I have?
@hasmanism5 жыл бұрын
"60 billion a day bro" oh that's just a cool 21.9 trillion dollars. More than the USA (21.4trillion) and is 27% of the global GDP... Dedicated to America's space program. Yup I'm convinced he certainly knows his stuff.
@asapbeano5 жыл бұрын
ConfiDebt I think he meant to say 60million a day. 21.5 billion /365 days = 58 mil which is close enough
@hasmanism5 жыл бұрын
@@asapbeano if you don't know the difference between a billion and a trillion, that's so much worse.
@asapbeano5 жыл бұрын
ConfiDebt Nasas budget for 2019 was 21.5 billion, i was just explaining the maths lol
@jayit68515 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show that confidence in what you say is just as important as the substance.
@michaeltaddia26885 жыл бұрын
How much did nasa pay you to say that?
@paigecarlson17425 жыл бұрын
Just because you can't remember the equation for gravity, it proves his point? Oh boy. Also, I love how you fact-checked him on the NASA budget and immediately proved him wrong in editing.
@Itsreekoh5 жыл бұрын
Paige Carlson he meant to say 60 million a day not billion. Do the math and it’s around 21 billion
@negativeward58445 жыл бұрын
it didn't prove his point i think they were just stunned on how much he knew about earth facts.
@paigecarlson17425 жыл бұрын
@@negativeward5844 "Earth facts." That's the problem! Any conspirator sounds like a genius if they can say something and it can't be proven nor disproven. Or, at least, not on the spot.
@nadirgas5 жыл бұрын
"The formula for gravity", that made me laugh
@AChunkyDog5 жыл бұрын
You'll look for one mistake in what he says to disprove everything he says that could potentially be factual.
@ZephixLeer5 жыл бұрын
"I was going to make a video like, 'haha, flat earthers!'" Then the video ends with the flat earther convincing them to drink their own piss. GG Well played, Chocolate.
@stinky7894 жыл бұрын
"He made us look stupid" You mean when he convinced you to drink your own pee or? 😂 Love you guys
@theprophecy40084 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@taverowski5 жыл бұрын
"Al'right love you guys, piss"
@ven50085 жыл бұрын
This.
@diegoc37495 жыл бұрын
lol, this needs more votes.
@timmy23105 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely 99.9999% unemployable and .0001% king of his castle (on flat Earth)
@toosoapy5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say he's unemployable. he's actually a pretty smart and funny guy. he'd just need better clothing to be considered a normal person tbh
@thereportoftheweek7875 жыл бұрын
@@toosoapy He's charismatic. Definitely not smart. Don't confuse the two.
@a_ndy28375 жыл бұрын
This dude would make a killing as a tech entrepreneur in silicon valley just by how he talks.
@yerpster4 жыл бұрын
deto nate no u
@kingayy92673 жыл бұрын
Confidence will get you everything on the road to everywhere
@dojoworks77044 жыл бұрын
"You came very prepared" Guy has no shirt on.
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@TheNothingChanneI5 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever seen a satellite get launched?” *space X literally launched 2 satellites this year*
@maxhydekyle24255 жыл бұрын
Ya but were you there?
@TheNothingChanneI5 жыл бұрын
Max Hyde yeah I was actually at one of the launches in 2018 near the coast of mid cali
@maxhydekyle24255 жыл бұрын
@@TheNothingChanneI That was a model
@TheNothingChanneI5 жыл бұрын
Max Hyde you’re telling me a company would spend millions of dollars to launch a model into space
@maxhydekyle24255 жыл бұрын
@@TheNothingChanneI Jesus Christ it's a joke dude.
@TheGhostofBurroughs5 жыл бұрын
"Simply put, I reject all knowledge that is not gained first-hand." - Chocolate
@greueb5 жыл бұрын
Anecdotal evidence is the worst evidence.
@spookyboi3175 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if we all did? 😂🤷♂️
@Josh-uq7vu5 жыл бұрын
@@spookyboi317 we would all be retarded. Think about everything you know. How much of that knowledge was actually gained first hand?
@cyborgrat5 жыл бұрын
I cant exist, I’ve never seen my parents fuck.
@TheGhostofBurroughs5 жыл бұрын
@@greueb That's not what I heard. 😎
@watermeloncrawl885 жыл бұрын
Chocolate did not make you two look stupid like your friend said. He was throwing out random facts that were in NO WAY backed up by evidence. Asking, "Have you ever seen one", "How do you know dinosaurs are millions of years old" shows he's good at gaslighting and deflecting. People have dedicated their lives to science and research to back up their findings with REAL EVIDENCE. He did seem pleasant enough though. You should do some research into why drinking your own urine is not good for humans. It's pretty well known it's one way waste products exit our bodies. It can make you very sick.
@tomvanderlee57335 жыл бұрын
The pleasant experience is a farce. I know this guy, and he has had a multitude of sexual assault allegations brought up, has utterly destroyed friends homes during his tenancy and left with no attempt to clean or fix them, and is basically just an incredibly toxic person
@haniffat5 жыл бұрын
@@tomvanderlee5733 dude thats fked up
@inseut5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! A lucid comment, finally. Hope he sees it
@fortheloveofnoise5 жыл бұрын
What do Flat Earthers and followers of Religion have in common? Delusion.
@vapecatgaming4765 жыл бұрын
Nicole MacNeil you joking? Dude made them drink their own pee.
@brandongautreau87384 жыл бұрын
The formula for Gravity "The formula is F = G*((m sub 1*m sub 2)/r^2), where F is the force of attraction between the two bodies, G is the universal gravitational constant, m sub 1 is the mass of the first object, m sub 2 is the mass of the second object and r is the distance between the centers of each object."
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha, newton's "formula" had an equals sign with a one through it... meaning comparable to... cavendishes has the an equals sign and ghe units kg, in reference to the mass of the earth... feel free to believe he weighed the earth...
@Logvar5 жыл бұрын
I love Brett. bring him around more Phillip the scoop is getting crazier and crazier man.
@Very_Okay5 жыл бұрын
cosign bringing Brett around more
@dlazu3245 жыл бұрын
Brett fly
@griffinstopsign5 жыл бұрын
this dude is literally insane lmao
@MoonbeamBear614 жыл бұрын
No, he's not. But he's def weird. Flat earth is legit.
@jannisbulow23074 жыл бұрын
@@MoonbeamBear61 tf u mean flat earth is legit
@MoonbeamBear614 жыл бұрын
@@jannisbulow2307 it def is. Keep researching, stick w/it. U'll see
He looks like he escaped a native tribe from Papua new Guinea
@420artpop5 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOO
@JoeMoss835 жыл бұрын
yes!! he escaped getting his head shrunk
@tmck41385 жыл бұрын
He was probably exiled because “he knew too much”
@MarbRedFred5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha deadass bro so true
@dirtysaint53244 жыл бұрын
You can literally look up and see that satellites exist.
@themodsify4 жыл бұрын
You can?
@NoodlePastie4 жыл бұрын
@@themodsify now you REAALLY can fuckin elon musk's starlink satellites are taking over the entire night sky. Or whatever the fuck these things are maybe they are just using elons name to set up some mass surveillance crap. Soon we wont be able to see the stars even if we wanted to.
@NoodlePastie4 жыл бұрын
@@themodsify I thought it was a fuckn ufo when i saw them.... my mom sister and grandma all saw it too
@dirtysaint53244 жыл бұрын
@@NoodlePastie Lol I saw them after the first launch. There was only a small section of sky visible, so it looked like a single shooting star but constantly repeating. I swore it was a glitch in the matrix. Called my friend all freaked out. Took me a good half day to figure out what it was. Wildest thing I've ever seen.
@umsrum4 жыл бұрын
I saw 50 of them go by like a couple weeks. at first I thought it was a meteor shower but then realize they were satellites
@DateToTheFuneral5 жыл бұрын
Says he drinks his own pee because he has healthy habits and feels healthy . (Smokes cigarette)
@marcelineingot93595 жыл бұрын
Dude has smoked entirely too much weed and probably endulged in a few things he shouldn't of. I got a friend like that.
@WN_Byers5 жыл бұрын
@@marcelineingot9359 no, just no.
@alwek11575 жыл бұрын
Dude, that was joint
@DateToTheFuneral5 жыл бұрын
@@alwek1157 check again 8:56
@gamerxyouthubecamp96245 жыл бұрын
reckless recluse dude I knew a guy who would drink Arizona ice tea when he smoked cigarettes because he truly believed the “Tea” removed “Nicotine” from he’s system
@JessiSmiles5 жыл бұрын
One of the best scoops yet lmao this was amazing
@merasi15 жыл бұрын
Hi jessi i have watched all your storytimes :D
@sleepychels05 жыл бұрын
JESSI LMFao I love you
@ashleyprentis5 жыл бұрын
Jessi I would not expect you to watch Philip but this was a pleasant surprise 😂
@willk38545 жыл бұрын
more vids with Bret seems like a really chill dude
@weezerfan9995 жыл бұрын
Will K also oddly attractive
@El_Restaurador5 жыл бұрын
@@weezerfan999 fuck, i thought i was the only one
@treeling46535 жыл бұрын
Erik Ruiz he’s not black at all actually, a little Austrian but very much white
@MylotheZooLovingScientist5 жыл бұрын
@@weezerfan999 Lmao, after like 5 seconds of him being on screen, I was like "Huh, he's a pretty handsome guy, I must say."
@thefreshvince8795 жыл бұрын
those glasses he has are sick af
@jamiehayn4 жыл бұрын
4:50 when the said "the entire world" he made a globe shape with his hands
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY, BRO!!!! ( /s )
@VanHellsing124 жыл бұрын
Because he's trying so hard to be eclectic cool but can't keep track
@neithanm5 жыл бұрын
- What's the formula for pee? - I don't know - *Exactly!*
@Roberto-er5ow4 жыл бұрын
Amonia , water and a ton of bi products
@athf2265 жыл бұрын
No one's gonna mention the "I've drank piss before, just not my own" comment? Lolol.
@fortheloveofnoise5 жыл бұрын
Golden shower.
@lunationship5 жыл бұрын
@Dai Dai Female ejaculate is not urine, look it up.
@evanislost5 жыл бұрын
@@lunationship have you looked it up? Because I just did and multiple sources confirm that the majority of the clear fluid that comes out when squirting is urine. There is female ejaculate, but it is smaller amounts of viscous cloudy liquid that comes out of the urethra. So some women ejaculate small amounts of this fluid when they cum, women who "squirt" are gushing out urine that combines with their ejaculate. Studies have been done that show that even if a woman empties their bladder completely before sex, it can manage to fill back up completely during sex (confirmed with ultrasounds on the bladder) and it is indeed urine that comes out when a woman "squirts".
@Ahkbar4Life5 жыл бұрын
There are thousands of words to describe chocolate, intelligent, is definitely not one of them.
@spookyboi3175 жыл бұрын
oooooooooo ouch lol
@coleborin65384 жыл бұрын
I met chocolate one time in Vancouver. He was a super nice guy and gives incredible hugs. We all held hands when an ambulance drove by and gave them a group “ohmmm”
@Deception9755 жыл бұрын
"What is the formula for gravity?" What is the formula for Coke? Oh, you don't know. Then that can only mean Coke isn't real.
@ravioliravioli79515 жыл бұрын
F = G M1*M2/r^2
@zepolcin24125 жыл бұрын
RAVIOLIRAVIOLI isn't it /t^2? Instead of R^2
@ijmert25 жыл бұрын
@@zepolcin2412 t?I think R represents distance from the center of mass of planetary body 1 to the center of mass of planetary body 2, i think they use r for this most of the time, maybe in some textbook they use t though.
@cyborgrat5 жыл бұрын
14,7 psi
@slothrunner35325 жыл бұрын
Thc
@catapillargirl20215 жыл бұрын
“He’s an immaculate hugger. He hugs like a duvet in the wintertime.” 🤣🤣🤣
@robertserro89105 жыл бұрын
Your friend looks like a bad guy from Osmosis Jones
@jeremyballard36355 жыл бұрын
Robert Serro 💀 you won, sir .
@Dlope9275 жыл бұрын
😂😂 goat
@Beraksekebon215 жыл бұрын
He is side character in the simpsons who always tries to kill bart
@ted66075 жыл бұрын
F is the bomb sideshow bob, you uncultured swine.
@Rob-kp7fi5 жыл бұрын
So a disease?
@DammitLeeroy4 жыл бұрын
F = Gm1m2/r2 - so just because people don't know a formula off the top of their head the earth is flat? edit - alright made it to the part where he talks about drinking his own pee, I think we can close this case right now.
@NYGJMAP5 жыл бұрын
0:56 You guys are like a modern day version of Beavis and Butthead 😂
@nothingstands5 жыл бұрын
he he he he
@Marshmallow_11115 жыл бұрын
formula of gravity is (gm1m2)/r2
@brianleonard33795 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the big "G" constant in the numerator.
@tjc91235 жыл бұрын
Jordan Exaclty what I thought 😂
@frankunderwood86415 жыл бұрын
You can tell because of the way it is.
@Reivivus5 жыл бұрын
Jordan , Area = pi * (radius)^2 for a circle. So the earth is circular, and the fastest path around the earth is a circle? Oh man, you are moving to fast.
@Justin-ou6gq5 жыл бұрын
Well that's the equation for force but he prolly wants to know the phenomenon that causes objects to attract each other
@DPI9815 жыл бұрын
Chocolate is the very definition of the dunning-kruger effect.
@SuperHoneyOil5 жыл бұрын
D P More like confirmation bias
@rabbidzombie55535 жыл бұрын
@@ilusions4 lmao this shit just killed me hahahaha
@ironmountain79074 жыл бұрын
Ironically I found out about this channel through *VICE* , people were bitching in the comment section over there on worst reviews that you were the OG in this game and I'm so glad I checked your channel out!
@CalixSteez5 жыл бұрын
*”He’s an immaculate hugger.”* Sold on him.
@kellievanellie5 жыл бұрын
Honestly the flat earth views don’t bother me nearly as much as the pee drinking..
@marcelineingot93595 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@maxxas50675 жыл бұрын
Are you going to show him AROUND?
@warpath66665 жыл бұрын
He flat out will ... hahahaha !!! :D
@catapillargirl20215 жыл бұрын
In a ROUND about way... this is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@krakenmahboy4 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't the north star move, bro?" It does, actually. The north star is currently Polaris, but even as recently as Caesar's time there was no north star because Polaris was further away (there were other stars that were closer to the celestial north pole in this time). Heck, how can you even have celestial poles if the Earth is flat? That would imply that the southern hemisphere is on the underside of the flat Earth, since the southern celestial pole has different stars around it. Want to prove flat Earth? Find me an edge, any edge.
@krakenmahboy4 жыл бұрын
In all realness though, Naked Chocolate seems like an okay dude. I hope you're doing well, my dude!
@PEaChKiLLER22384 жыл бұрын
@@krakenmahboy he seems like a dangerously delusional individual to me.
@jonathanbetenbender3074 жыл бұрын
It's an ice wall silly; have you even seem caesar.
@Cybakilla3 жыл бұрын
The edge is the flat earthers, duh.
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
What were the horoscopes then? Hahaha busted!!!!!
@jeremycole13415 жыл бұрын
When someone creates their own nickname you know they crazy
@goulash315 жыл бұрын
Especially a nickname like _Naked Chocolate_
@allenhernandez82305 жыл бұрын
I liked this reply to get it to 69
@angelparada58385 жыл бұрын
Allen Hernandez I was about to like it but, 69
@AdrianGhastly5 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the Dr. Phil episode with Sexy Vegan
@n4nn3rss5 жыл бұрын
@@AdrianGhastly was just gonna say this lmao
@Bdubtheblack5 жыл бұрын
Yo, why's your friend look like the cool, powerful anime character that treats the protagonist like crap at first, only because he wants to see the main character develop his power?
@soul_so5 жыл бұрын
Why tf are you so accurate
@lilsullen75505 жыл бұрын
The new homie Bret(t?) is a welcome addition to the vids, he's a cool dude for sure
@kdbrown7775 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He looks like a Deus Ex character.
@DabbyMcFrAwgz4205 жыл бұрын
Go look up bizzy mind, that’s his rap name. Support the homie cause he didn’t try to plug himself
@kujobeatsofficial5 жыл бұрын
taking a flat earther to the science museum * a few inches later* "youve inspired me to drink my own pee"
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
"A few *inches* later" "Inches" meaning the length of time elapsed of this video, measured in inches of the progress bar?
@kujobeatsofficial4 жыл бұрын
@@kingayy9267 no inches like peepee inches
@TheShuffleCouple5 жыл бұрын
I learned to never take advice from someone that drinks their urine
@dansemacabre43505 жыл бұрын
what about bear grylls?
@01H3o275 жыл бұрын
@@dansemacabre4350 damn you right
@saraw64465 жыл бұрын
How did you learn?
@commenter78935 жыл бұрын
Tell us, how did u learn?
@mesadrums3754 жыл бұрын
You didn’t catch on when he named himself naked chocolate
@jaredcx5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't believe in satellites... cmon bro Edit: did he just say you get protein from drinking pee???
@bigboy10885 жыл бұрын
Jared mix before you pour
@BroManAndSkatePunk5 жыл бұрын
Yeah having protein in your piss is a sign of kidney disease. It shouldnt be in there at all.
@stchaltin5 жыл бұрын
@@BroManAndSkatePunk Or if you have like a 900g daily protein diet, yeah?
@BroManAndSkatePunk5 жыл бұрын
@@stchaltin no in no case should you have protein in your piss. Doesnt matter how much protein you consume.
@Thindorama5 жыл бұрын
I guess if semen mixes with it. It’s not unlikely.
@dirtdiv3r5 жыл бұрын
Bro, your mind is so open, your brain is going to fall out
@johnnyc.32613 жыл бұрын
He’s not a “flat earther” he just doesn’t know about science.
@WurmisD5 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda flat-earther I'd feel bad for proving wrong.
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
Thanx 😊
@Marshmallow_11115 жыл бұрын
chocolate: the earth is flat me: hmm...okay? chocolate: “i drink my pee” me: BYE
@Slicknewt5 жыл бұрын
Haha right yo theres just no way to rationalize it and take him seriously
@jasonkmiec88705 жыл бұрын
I agree
@shiivainu94425 жыл бұрын
Please don't try drinking your urine, Phil. This man doesn't fact check anything he says. Edit: I hadn't finished the video when commenting lmao
@ghostdtx5 жыл бұрын
It's sterile when fresh from the tap lol
@shiivainu94425 жыл бұрын
@@ghostdtx lmao true. Keep filtering it through, though, and it could kill you! 1,000 Ways To Die episode right there.
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
Shivambu has been practiced for Millenia, nice fact check!
@shiivainu9442 Жыл бұрын
@@shirtlesschocolate6664 coming back to this episode after three years was a trip
@samavery65783 жыл бұрын
this channel deserves more publicity. philipsolo, you're fucking amazing.
@ralphjacobs40965 жыл бұрын
The reason the boats wake is visible is because of atmospheric distortions. You can actually see slightly past the actual horizon because of this.
@Jackkgreenday5 жыл бұрын
Do ‘drinking the worst reviewed pee in my city’
@skippy66605 жыл бұрын
Philip is a mixture of a koala and Jack black lol priceless
@bunny11145 жыл бұрын
And Edgar Allen Poe
@Melinmingle5 жыл бұрын
Or is he Daron Malakian
@Un1mtd5 жыл бұрын
out of all videos, this one made me sub! What a gold channel you got there Philip!
@dingyhouse5 жыл бұрын
"So, what did we learn today?" - That we're so naive we let a flat-earther convince us to drink our pee. Great Canadian politeness! *Oh golly, so entertaining*
@tommymills84665 жыл бұрын
dingyhouse this is hilarious
@jaym47855 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@shirtlesschocolate6664 Жыл бұрын
Are y9u even gon a Google the millenia old practice, called shivambu?!??! Nope just dismiss it cuz you never heard of it...hahajaja
@Stian_955 жыл бұрын
07:04 - '' I myself have never dabbled in anybody else's pee other than my own because I believe that I'm healthy and therefore I just drink my own pee''
@camelvids105 жыл бұрын
Then smokes a cig...
@2m7b55 жыл бұрын
@Muster Gwarfield Forget about detox. It's all about retox.
@gtmustang321115 жыл бұрын
See.. Philip, I love you man.. I like that you were kind to him, but please don't let people believe it's okay to just ignore facts because someone else is well versed. The next day I would have loved to see you come back researched and prepared. Maybe have a second session with him where you could have your own prepared intelligent argument. This was kind of disappointing. The reason why people laugh at flat earthers is because their lack of scientific knowledge and evidence combined with their refusal to accept real evidence is almost funny. Drinking pee was gross and hilarious. I appreciate that. But come on, I feel like you just pointed some curious kid down a dangerous rabbit hole after watching that..
@raffyoei66475 жыл бұрын
gtmustang32111 I totally agree with you
@FelipeEpaminondas5 жыл бұрын
thank you for this comment!
@the-engneer5 жыл бұрын
Obviously Philip isn't too bright. That's actually the main thing I enjoy about this channel