Dan doesn't have a poisonous bone in his body. This is because he has a poisonous gland.
@nathanharmon8971 Жыл бұрын
Technically, it’s venom ;)
@Grunik1618 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for Brandon and Dan's secret car heist novel written under the pen name F. Ast Urious.
@frizzlefry176 Жыл бұрын
“But my magic cards are in piles…” 😂 love hearing the reasoning behind these answers lol
@Hazelnutmegan Жыл бұрын
The fact that they’re in piles and not thrown in boxes or on the floor means he’s more organized than he thinks.
@keenanwalsh1049 Жыл бұрын
Frizzlefry, that a unique name. I had a old friend from Classic wow with that name, any chance that you might have played on the Dunemaul server?
@libraryoffantasy Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to tell Brandon that the Wired artice was ridiculous and mean-spirited. We fans appreciate your graciousness, generosity, and care.
@markfisk7124 Жыл бұрын
There is more information about Brandon Sanderson in this 56-minute podcast than a certain article that was recently released in a popular main stream magazine and apparently worked on for 5 months.
@snowleopard064 Жыл бұрын
Which magazine?
@obviousalias132 Жыл бұрын
They started off with an apology; I thought they were gunna announce secret project 5 through 8
@WaitingForAMistspren Жыл бұрын
There already is a Secret Project 5, even though it is not getting released yet.
@douxhc Жыл бұрын
We can only wish
@nicoleneedschocolate9 ай бұрын
lol this aged pretty well for y’all
@steggyweggy9 ай бұрын
@@nicoleneedschocolatestill waiting on 6-8 😢
@Arcanis10 Жыл бұрын
Brandon gives himself a 65 for altruistic while wearing a shirt for his charitable foundation. 😂
@rmsgrey Жыл бұрын
So Dan's the mentor you find by the side of the road with a quest to give out, while Brandon's the guy begrudgingly running the school for future heroes?
@mishisoo Жыл бұрын
“Is it real marble on the floor of your underground lair?” I’ve just come back from seeing Shazam 2 in cinema but this line from Dan is funnier than the entire movie
@althechicken9597 Жыл бұрын
I love how much Brandon loves his flip phone. Makes me happy every time he shows it off.
@Xarfax321 Жыл бұрын
Dan being a creepy nurturing person, I just imagined Dan in a slasher flick from the 80s. :D Like a teenage girl in skimpy clothes is running through the forest, screaming her head off and waving her arms. Dan is walking right behind her in a grey jumpsuit, with a stone look on his face and a machete in his hand. Suddenly she trips and falls, Dan bends over her, the music swells and Dan...!! Gives her a wool sweater, "it's cold outside", asks her if she is all right? and helps her find her way back home where he has prepared more warm blankets and hot coco.
@itsacopy Жыл бұрын
In 29:10 Brandon says he was the curmudgeon who wanted to stay at home but in the end go along (I'm like that also), that reminded me of a Bob's Burger meme saying "OK, I'LL GO BUT I'LL COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME"
@littlesparrowlisa Жыл бұрын
You guys should post a link to the quiz so we can all take it! 😁
@perrob16 күн бұрын
psychometrich. I am 86% Obi Wan
@TokyoMystify Жыл бұрын
"I feel the same everyday and it's a pretty good feel." Damn must be nice 😂
@uselesspocketwatch Жыл бұрын
Couldn't be me.
@WillFredward7167 Жыл бұрын
As one who only reached that state about 6 months ago, I can tell you it’s a massive relief. And it didn’t come from any external life changes. Purely getting it together internally
@bibliophilecb Жыл бұрын
My husband is like that as well, whereas I’m the polar opposite. He just…wakes up in an okay mood every day. It’s so weird and I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see it with my own eyes. Meanwhile some days I’ll wake up and be like “well, I’m sad today because that’s how I woke up. Ok.”
@matthewsuatac5135 Жыл бұрын
As a fan of self deprecating humour, this episode has multiple laugh out loud moments
@Panamaniac3D Жыл бұрын
You have 500 board games at home Dan? Shoot dang! You should show us your collection some time or just tell us your favorites. Mine are Dune Imperium, Undaunted, Mistborn: House War, and Twilight Imperium.
@jeffweskamp3685 Жыл бұрын
My favorites are Small World and all the various versions of Settlers of Cataan.
@ndpassey Жыл бұрын
I second this, we need to see dans board game collection. Share a shelfie Dan! My favorites are spirit island, moonrakers and gloomhaven.
@danwells9305 Жыл бұрын
Last Night on Earth, Battlestar Galactica, Legacy: the Testament of Duke du Crecy, Roll for the Galaxy, Gloomhaven, Wingspan.
@tonkabeanicecream5698 Жыл бұрын
Battlelore Second Edition, 878 Vikings, 7 Wonders duel.
@feelswriter Жыл бұрын
Yay for Wingspan!
@randysterbentz5599 Жыл бұрын
They kept looking for the puns in the Fast & Furious titles, but what about just "Furiously Fast"?? That SWITCHES THE ORDER of the words, never before heard of F&F title template. It'd be a hit
@WhiteBread221 Жыл бұрын
I think you’re legally obligated to do it for Ben
@dustinbringer Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@BoMwarriorVlog Жыл бұрын
54:15 ...The people *demand* it!!! 😃😅
@lonsunocook Жыл бұрын
Could you post a link to this quiz? And also do it for Ben.... Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
@juliprato Жыл бұрын
Idk why but hearing Brandon curse broke me. I'm used to people swearing, but for some reason Brandon's "clean" personality juxtaposed with him randomly saying "dick jokes", made me laugh uncontrollably
@thegrumpalump Жыл бұрын
Me too
@jamesmansfield67 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had to think about that for a few seconds to make sure that’s actually what I heard.
@kaimcdragonfist4803 Жыл бұрын
It was when he quoted Nick Fury's "As it's a stupid-ass decision" line when I lost it
@samhayden3204 Жыл бұрын
My pedantic nature overwhelms me. Dick is a vulgarity, not a curse.
@mishisoo Жыл бұрын
I did wonder for the longest time if he holds off swearing cause this is a family friendly podcast or because of some religious aspect I’m not familiar with, but that dick jokes comment did break me too lol
@Rycny Жыл бұрын
I think the name of the test is, Open-Source Psychometrics Project Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz.
@alexistaylor9092 Жыл бұрын
Do it for Ben, we demand it.
@kaimcdragonfist4803 Жыл бұрын
36:23 "I'm the guy where when my friends move, and they're like, 'Can you come help?' I HIRE people to go help them." Jeez, Brando, way to flex that money. But also, same. When I get some money I want to do something like that. Because helping people move is the worst.
@ethanmulvihill7177 Жыл бұрын
Dang I'm a senior in high school and I couldn't relate more to Brandon's "40-year-old from birth" thing. I never really fit in with a lot of kids except other "mature" kids or kids who understand and interface with such personalities. I guess I consider it emotional maturity and an inordinate amount of contentedness and near-stoicism. In other areas such as humor, creativity, and child-like awe for things, definitely not always mature.
@kbrandon21 Жыл бұрын
This episoede had me rolling. I lost it when Brandon got a poney!
@olevam1 Жыл бұрын
I have a personal food heist! A few years ago my mother's car was stolen in Milan, it was found across the border in Switzerland, but all the stores of chewing gums (two or three packs) had disappeared! Clearly the whole theft was for the chewing gums!
@LiamEryt182 Жыл бұрын
How about “fast and the furbyest” and the main characters are now played by furbys?
@jamcdonald120 Жыл бұрын
23:45 Man made 25 million out of nowhere and his knee-jerk reaction was "lets make the books better"
@auman3232 Жыл бұрын
69% Slovenly while wearing a suit jacket is ridiculous
@ThompsonBrosStudios Жыл бұрын
Wait Dan hasn't seen umbrella academy??? that seems right up his alley with how weird it is.
@danwells9305 Жыл бұрын
I watched about ten minutes and disliked all of them.
@UncalibratedAimbot Жыл бұрын
The excellent content we’re here for
@Newhubb Жыл бұрын
What is going on with that sign behind Dan? Some parody of the Life, Laugh, Love thing?
@play_history Жыл бұрын
F'ast Urious is a brilliant D&D name Dan. I may attempt to sneak this one by my players sometime.
@dorston.graves Жыл бұрын
Raymond Reddington dropped the sphere off his ocean liner once he’d transferred the contents to other holdings. If they open the sphere they’ll find the remains of this season’s villain from the blacklist.
@janalewis3030 Жыл бұрын
The Mallard from NCIS is "Ducky" Mallard - the ME. He talks to the bodies on the table while he examines them - the older, sophisticated, English doctor. Love him!
@mugofpewter Жыл бұрын
i love ducky!! i was slightly disappointed that he didn’t seem to recognize the character but i thought it was great.
@Nerd-rk1to Жыл бұрын
An IQ at over 140 is considered genius or almost genius. 120-140 is very superiorly intelligent. According to an IQ test, Sanderson is considered a genius, or very nearly so--after that much time, I would assume that the "140" he gave is only the first two digits, because after a long time people usually forget the last one. Based on those results, I would honestly raise my estimation of the IQ test--and they're improving every day. Also, people forget that "genius" can apply to a lot of different areas. THe one discussed here is one specific type, and just because he doesn't identify with that type doesn't mean that he isn't a genius--a physicist, an artist, a sports nerd, and a philosopher can all the same IQ, that IQ can be over 140, and they can still be vastly different people in vastly different circles.
@arjunramakanth4370 Жыл бұрын
19:16 I also feel like I’m an old person inside. I’m 15 right now but all my friends joke that I was born in the wrong century
@bobbymilo2820 Жыл бұрын
Can anybody tell the page of the test? I know they said it somewhere in the video, but I can't find it anymore 🙈
@gimrongaming8496 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see you guys take the Myers Briggs personality test. When I took it, the description was scary accurate and TV tropes has a list of fictional characters prescribed to each personality type.
@QazwerDave Жыл бұрын
Knight Rider type F&F is stopped by a hacker of the cars. So the only people who can do the same, but with cars without computers are brought in: The Family !!
@dylanhalifaux Жыл бұрын
Do the test for Ben. Then get him on another episode to see how much he disagrees.
@chadskelly8955 Жыл бұрын
The people demand it. But more so the people demand that Ben joins you full-time.
@andrewberenson5717 Жыл бұрын
Based on prior comments Brandon had made, he is a fan of Dave Bautista's acting. Dan and Brandon should devote an entire episode of Intentionally Blank to review all of Dave Bautista's movies. I want to see what they think of Hotel Artemis. I think that is a very underated movie.
@triyancrafter Жыл бұрын
This became one of my favourite episodes :D
@quinn_wbfm11 ай бұрын
41:50 "Is it real marble on the floor of your underground lair?" - Dan to Brandon the playboy millionaire 😄Only in this instance 'playboy' refers exclusively to an infatuation with a boardgame rated 13+.
@Franzburg Жыл бұрын
Not so Fast Not so Furious... and have vin in a wheel chair with a steering wheel and shifter REALLY into it, like he is in a race.... but the wheel and shifter are just toys for kids.
@crylorenzo Жыл бұрын
If Jack, the carjacking car, jacks a car with a sleeping kid and the kid wakes up, is it still a kid napping?
@BarokaiRein Жыл бұрын
I took a personality test once, and the result just said, "None found." Not sure how to feel about that.
@p-j-y-d Жыл бұрын
Luna Lovegood deserves her own book, movie, franchise and everything.
@Thetybest Жыл бұрын
Dan should watch Umbrella Academy. I think he'd either love it or hate it and I'd like to hear which it is.
@shanemvg Жыл бұрын
I'm always going to ask Brandon to come help me move now! :)
@celebalert5616 Жыл бұрын
ok I'm predicting before watching the episode : Brandon Sanderson: INCP Dan Wells: Aquarius
@oneukum Жыл бұрын
O nein! Our Unterseestahlkugelplan has been discovered!
@daem0nfaust Жыл бұрын
"Creepy, nurturing person" is what I would describe Mama that was produced by Guillermo del Toro.
@CNBlaze-qj7fg Жыл бұрын
These are two of my favorite people!
@NameIess1ne Жыл бұрын
I feel like the part of Brandon's brain that writes Wayne inspired Lift.
@samm8190 Жыл бұрын
You should talk about old fantasy movies like Willow and Labyrinth and Excalibur. Would love to see it.
@1011mweiland Жыл бұрын
haha the look on brandon's face when dan says " if we're here in 3 hours answering questions.."
@xLaz21 Жыл бұрын
23:10 what movie is that line from nick fury from???
@brandalfthegrand Жыл бұрын
Dan referencing Deckard Cain was the crossover I didn't know I needed this week. Thanks Dan!
@cybersekkin Жыл бұрын
found the test while I listened. got the "The best match between the self assessment you provided and the profile of a fictional character as rated by other people who have taken this survey is the character Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game)." 88% match. Literally had me laughing as I truly appreciate the character.
@coltonthompson5978 Жыл бұрын
What is the test? I want to take it
@bryanringler4580 Жыл бұрын
Do you remember what the test was called?
@Seth1459 Жыл бұрын
+1 for taking the test for Ben.
@TonyRobetson Жыл бұрын
this was better than expected lol those were some pretty good matches. i think your guys fast and furious movie idea is the transition movie that links that franchise to the Cars movie franchise :D
@shona-sof Жыл бұрын
"I am Deckard Cain" Dan says. I'm playing Diablo 3 as I listen to this! :D
@thegreyinitiate3680 Жыл бұрын
So the really question is, does Brandon know that for the new Lord of the Rings magic set, they made one special copy of The One Ring in black speech and dispersed it out into the wild? And if he does know of this, how does he plan on acquiring it?
@sadee4175 Жыл бұрын
I also am curious if that card goes up for auction if Brandon would bid for it
@mycroft8344 Жыл бұрын
Is there a link to this personality test? I love taking these.
@Trisjack20 Жыл бұрын
Agreed I'd like to know which one it was as well.
@LimegreenSnowstorm Жыл бұрын
Commenting in case someone shares it cuz I want it too
@johnmarksmith4580 Жыл бұрын
This episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Am I missing something?
@zack32460 Жыл бұрын
Filled it out for myself and it was really quite a good answer. Filled it out as Navani and got Abigail Baker (Blue Bloods). Never seen blue bloods, how does that fit?
@carissacunningham6855 Жыл бұрын
Where did you find the link? I was hoping to take it as well 😊
@aubee2744 Жыл бұрын
@@carissacunningham6855 open psychometrics
@Maddy-h4o Жыл бұрын
Oh you feisty Brandon 😂
@BobBobby-be1jr Жыл бұрын
41:30 I understood that reference
@BoMwarriorVlog Жыл бұрын
54:15 ...The people *demand* it!!! 😃😅
@th3logician Жыл бұрын
Brandon: and the fries are the fries.. Me: What? Brandon: Yea, the fries that come with the cheeseburger. You didn’t think you get all that for only a dollar fifty but you did-so it’s a food heist.
@jaredbennett7677 Жыл бұрын
I would like to demand you take it for Ben too 😄 Where do I find that button?
@WotFanar Жыл бұрын
dan says he is handing out quests but i think they are all just food heists.
@Luxalpa Жыл бұрын
why is this not on spotify?
@MistbornTaylor Жыл бұрын
Brandon, we've read your books. You are not 99% angelic.
@maddisonbrinson4776 Жыл бұрын
1. Marie Kreutz (The Bourne Identity): 85% 2. Marianne (Portrait of a Lady on Fire) 85% 3. Elisa Esposito (The Shape of Water): 84% 4. Lane Kim (Gilmore Girls): 83% 5. Abbi Abrams (Broad City): 83% 6. Ally Maine (A Star Is Born): 82% 7. Hester Prynne (The Scarlet Letter): 82% 8. Nino Quincampoix (Amélie): 81% 9. Kate Pearson (This Is Us): 80% 10. Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars): 80%
@bendoessometimes25 күн бұрын
I love this podcast, but I have a question that I would love to hear you two answer. If you were to write a canon story, in the main series of another author, and they would do the same to you, which author/series would it be and why? This is excluding each other, anyone from your writing group, or writing excuses podcast. If you choose to answer this question I would be delighted! Thank you!
@keenanwalsh1049 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed that Professor Oak from pokemon and Luna Lovegood ended up on their list. lol
@Maxinfamilyy Жыл бұрын
its not in Spotify yet :'( thanks for an intentionally blank pod btw 😊
@jamcdonald120 Жыл бұрын
0:20 oh, I thought you were going to announce 4 more secret books
@p-j-y-d Жыл бұрын
So Dan's a game master and Brandon's a mastermind. What a surprise!
@coreyswofford8062 Жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon I'm some what of a newer fan, and have just dove head first in to the cosmere falling in love with it!! Then I found out your a big Magic the Gathering fan/player, and was wondering if you took any inspiration from the mtg universe? Also would really like to know if you do any mtg events, or meet and greets where you play with fans?
@LethalLuggage Жыл бұрын
To all the programmers here: Well stacks are only preferable over heaps sometimes.
@furyzimmerman Жыл бұрын
The people demand the quiz for Ben!!
@Matt-zu2hx Жыл бұрын
This hasn't shown up on my google podcast feed, will it be up soon? :)
@naomisbooknook9064 Жыл бұрын
My top ten Dr. Strange (Marvel Cinematic Universe): 90% Dr. Adrian Mallory (Space Force): 87% Dr. Wendy Carr (Mindhunter): 86% Ender Wiggin (Ender's Game): 86% Temperance Brennan (Bones): 86% Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier (Hannibal): 85% El Profesor (Money Heist): 85% Dr. Sharon Fieldstone (Ted Lasso): 85% Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter): 84% Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy): 84% I know I took it before and was much more particular with my percentages. I think my top was Sherlock and I also got doctor strange in my top ten. Both are very accurate
@naomisbooknook9064 Жыл бұрын
I just realized of the ten 7 of them are doctors, two are professors, and one is a genius child.
@naomisbooknook9064 Жыл бұрын
I found my old list and I got two Sherlock Holmes, both from Sherlock and from elementary, Beth Harmon, Kay Stratford, and I still had ended Wiggins and Dr. strange but he was 9th at 85%. I think the first one I did was more accurate
@Trisjack20 Жыл бұрын
Which test is this? They didn't say
@bryanringler4580 Жыл бұрын
What test was it?
@gudrun5531 Жыл бұрын
I love the F-ast -urious title! It looks good when I write it out as Brandon suggests.
@Vic_Th0r Жыл бұрын
Could anyone tell me which personality test did you take?
@One_Bar Жыл бұрын
Dan as old Mulder and Brandon as Ducky 🤌🤌🤌
@TheTrueReiniat Жыл бұрын
Hey I got 139 in mine too! and yes IQ tests are nonsense, or rather fat tailed, meaning they become accurate only at the edges of the distribution, specially the lower end (people under 90). I think the man with the highest IQ in the USA is a retired farmhand in Ohio, he was in one of those trivia programs in the 90s, walked away with a million bucks I think.
@calvinscholtz9124 Жыл бұрын
Link to the personality test?
@Andrew.Downing Жыл бұрын
So the professional GM hands out quests to people? Fitting.
@Hazelnutmegan Жыл бұрын
Have you heard of Carol Tuttle’s 4 TYPES OF PERSONALITY? She lives up near you, so wondering if you’ve heard of it & typed yourself. She doesn’t have a test, but if you get the book “The Child Whisperer”, she has lists describing each of the four types which you can use to type yourself. Also, remember EVERYONE IS A UNIQUE COMBO OF ALL FOUR TYPES, but you tend to lead with one. Would love to see you both type yourselves. I have some guesses, but would love to see what you actually are. 😊
@Omegaroth666 Жыл бұрын
In the first Avengers movie, the council of shady mofos decided to nuke NYC. That's a great scene. Flunky: "The council has made their decision." Fury: "And since it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
@zenthepoet. Жыл бұрын
Adoooonalsium
@FierceMice Жыл бұрын
Faust & Furious: A Deal to Die For
@alexeiboukirev8357 Жыл бұрын
Fasting and furious: cars, clerics, and nuns
@Melancholy_Scholar Жыл бұрын
I'm sure I'm not the first to offer this, but I love organizing magic cards if you ever want a consultant XD
@Veilure Жыл бұрын
Hey Sanderfans! Just wanted to say this episode is *non-canon.* Thank you for your cooperation.