Taking Inventory | ASMR

Someone, somewhere, and for some reason is performing the task of taking inventory of some familiar and not-so-familiar items.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@MendicantBias124]

Anyone else notice the “Dave Wuz Here” on the desk? Perfect example of how detailed and in depth ER always is.

[@nenaddenkovski7870]

Anthony Bow I've been looking if someone else noticed that 😂😂😂

[@EphemeralRift]

Try the very first second before clipboard is put down.

[@MendicantBias124]

💘C.D.C. ..... wait... WOOOAH.

[@powderedwater4742]

pretty sure we all did lol

[@FoggyBogWalker]

CDC + M in a heart.... 👀

[@tulatrippin]

Taking Inventory | ASMR of every random thing that gets put in that one kitchen drawer.

[@elic.official406]

Yeah like that steel chain. I always keep one in MY kitchen drawer

[@S3nt1nel]

Along with my high explosive produce, masterlocks, and corkscrews, yes of course

[@itaimizrahi7464]

69 likes, N I C E.

[@OmegaHellHound543]

Tbh you’re right about that

[@monkey967]

꓄ꃅꍏ꓄'꒒꒒ ꌃꍟ 100 ꒒ꀤꀘꍟꌗ

[@thejnes1]

Your tapping proves it doesn't have to be super fast to give you tingles. Your videos are just amazing. I'm jealous.

[@ibukiwithagun2141]

ASMR Catalyst don’t be you content is good and your channel will grow

[@kristic6345]

Yes! I can't stand fast tapping but slow tapping makes me so mellow and tingly! If you do more slow tapping than fast tapping, and whisper more than just sounds videos (or at least an even dispersion), I'll definitely subscribe!

[@merlynleger6916]

Fast rhythmic tapping is just lazy and doesn’t give me tingles

[@JestarPhoenix]

24:30 wait, WHAT? A POTATONADE! TAKE COVER, IT EXPLODES INTO *FRENCH FRIES* !

[@ssnake3461]

Bandito Alex its what the germans used to fry the french.

[@JestarPhoenix]

Big Bog What? XD

[@MRR19]

Local Boomer Ha GOT EM!

[@SarumanOrthanc]

Tater Tot shrapnel pieces

[@willynthepoorboys2]

This is a comment, it is only a comment and nothing more than a comment. That being said, I liked the video, thanks.

[@EphemeralRift]

This is a reply, it is only a reply and nothing more than a reply. That being said, I liked your comment, thanks.

[@jonathansauceda589]

This is a line of 1s and 0s used to create a sentence

[@DrChxrie]

@@jonathansauceda589 that has got to be the smartest thing ive ever seen someone in the comment section of a yt video say, only the people who take advanced technology in school know what he means

[@falloutlover6018]

Creative

[@memeingmywaythrulife109]

@@DrChxrie Or anybody with a brain lmao 😂🤣😭

[@danielwinchester4759]

Aquatic super villain; Aqua-Joker. Stolen aqua lads body, now rules the ocean with a green latex glove of comedy.

[@spiderdoctor2269]

He is only opposed by The rebellious duo of Bat-Manta and Ocean Robin

[@entrydenialdevice4292]

We live in an underwater society

[@Alter292]

Entry Denial Device undah dah societea

[@MachineGus]

Ah yes, the potato grenade. I prefer the name "Grenato".

[@EphemeralRift]

Grenato. Love it.

[@EphemeralRift]

That is now canon.

[@troobix_s]

I thought it's "Ponade", duh...

[@lewishancock3526]

What's the blast radius?🤔

[@Fenom007]

I was thinking "Potato Masher" since that's actually a name for certain grenades.

[@Nicoextreme1999]

don’t let this video divert your attention away from the fact that betty white is older than sliced bread

[@spearhunked1369]

6 Years older no less!

[@Wired_User]

No problem Bruh, I always remember that

[@paigemurphy109]

NicoS that is a good point

[@TheSergio1021]

You mean to say that sliced bread is younger than Betty White?!

[@gudkush420]

And butterknives

[@sonofhd]

Hey ER, I noticed that you favor writing a lot in your videos. Have you ever thought about using a fine point pen (like 0.7-0.5 mm) or a disposable fountain pen? It would really bring out those scratchy/tappy sounds when you write and they're fairly inexpensive.

[@EphemeralRift]

Yes I’ve considered. We’ll see...

[@alneri7]

It’s the ballpoint on the clipboard that I keep coming back for.

[@lucasavalos2237]

The uni ball signo is my 2nd favorite pen

[@JonathanNWHunt]

Yo Shoutout to my pen geeks out there

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@JonathanNWHunt thanks man

[@ChiguireBelgrano]

Holy moly that’s Consecratio Salium right there! The continuity on this channel is off the charts!

[@henninguns458]

The game controller and chain was heavenly!

[@EphemeralRift]

Noted!

[@ewanwalker5967]

Would I pay money for like an hour of those chain-fondling sounds? Yes. Yes I would.

[@brendan5798]

Ewan Walker “chain-fondling” 😂😂😭😭😂😂😂

[@brodyrichard263]

Ewan Walker nothing like a good chain fondling

[@utku1369]

I mean... Making an hour loop from the sample from this video is easy?

[@brodyrichard263]

Utku very true

[@ewanwalker5967]

Utku cool.

[@danielsam3280]

Hey Rift, you should add a merchandise dedicated to "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations... It will sell like hot potato...

[@MRR19]

Daniel Sam you or Rift better drop it like it’s hot

[@davegsux]

My inventory of tingles has been abundantly replenished

[@salatyanful]

I have recently been wondering how he actually got to his channel name. I mean, the overwhelming majority of ASMRtists out there haven't really got too creative names. No offence, but that's just a fact. Mostly it's something related to their names, the word "whisper" or some other things along those lines. Ephemeral Rift, by contrast, is one the fewer names that don't seem to have anything to do with ASMR. Like, why a rift and why is this rift supposed to be ephemeral... evanescent? I'd really be interested to know how he came up with this name for his channel.

[@droid88-b56]

He chose it to be mysterious. Think he said that at some point

[@salatyanful]

Droid 88-B: That doesn't hinder me from wondering though 🤔

[@droid88-b56]

Righto

[@Kelpyinkpot]

He did a video with Phoenician Sailor and they both discussed how they chose their names. Its a fairly recent video and should not be too hard to find.

[@droid88-b56]

Oh there you go, I'll check it out

[@SlavicBoi]

See Comrades, Potato is only dangerous if they are told to be dangerous. This man was holding and handling these potatoes with no harm inflicted at all, We need to listen and learn from the words of Yuri. Yams are unknown to me at this point of right now.

[@smashedbabyface8549]

The blue sleeves kinda reminds me of a vault suit.

[@jomics]

The mood of your videos is always magnificent.

[@braddenr.4778]

Your camera placement and quality makes it as if im watching a 4K film its insane! Keep up the great work man, i really enjoyed this one :) Have a great day Uncle E :D Edit: That chain was heavenly 0_0 lol

[@cthulhugreen1240]

You should do a prison commissary ASMR. Could be run by one of the sanitarium's residents that got a little too close with the law. If there is any law in this universe (I honestly doubt that now haha). :)

[@EphemeralRift]

Hm, I like the idea. Maybe not a prison but something close. We’ll see...

[@Sophie-do2px]

Cthulhu Green great idea!!

[@davido5317]

All in favor of renaming the notification bell "The Tingler"

[@sebb8347]

David O telling everybody to hit "that tingler" might send the wrong message

[@davido5317]

@@sebb8347 nothing wrong with a man touching another man's tingler

[@GavrielTGK]

If you like the angle of the dangle than you can tingle the dingle.

[@generickitty50]

Is that a Dr.T reference

[@charliew9388]

Your first minecraft achievement

[@doaadaraz185]

@Mythicality [{2-D}] uhh actually they're called aDvAnceMents

[@inha1ed]

uh, nOt oN OLd CoNsOLeS

[@randomlollipop2287]

This is one of the asmr videos that I love to watch again and again since he has such a variety of sound and whispering, it’s just my type of asmr video.

[@Peppabot]

Hey Rift. Could you do a video dedicated to those magnificent chains please? Thanks!

[@EphemeralRift]

Can do!

[@yomamastacos2123]

Ephemeral Rift now that's what I call a creator who provides for their fans

[@fiazshah3838]

I can already tell this is going to be awesome with that arsenal of ASMR apparatus!

[@Tekkaras]

Joker's head on Aquaman's body... Even the action figures aren't safe from experimental body modification.

[@kikkerslikker4533]

I love the chain sounds ☺

[@theworldofgrimstone4867]

Yes! Caught in the rift once again. Great video

[@relativflawless3884]

You are actually the most creative and in my opinion the best asmrtist lol. I like your videos so much because you aren’t doing mainstream Asmr like „mouth sounds“ or „tapping only“ you are such awesome and especially unique! Greetings

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

RelativFlawless Him and Goodnight Moon are top asmrtists

[@relativflawless3884]

@@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos thanks for the advice i will check him out!

[@Alyssa-rq6gw]

10:00 AM with an evening marching band rehearsal later… oh well time to sleep

[@jaydensteventon4920]

r a d i c a l s p o r t d u d e

[@charleslange7112]

I don’t know if you came up with this video idea or not but if you did props to you because I’d imagine it’s pretty hard to think of new video ideas to just play with trigger objects and the taking inventory thing is pretty creative

[@EphemeralRift]

I did a much older video called “Inventory” so this is a little bit different take..

[@ewanwalker5967]

Dead on midnight here in Aus, you the man Rift.

[@VetusDea]

Oh, hey there, from another Aussie browser passing through. The timing really was convenient for those of us who need relaxation, wasn't it?

[@derenjoy3r]

5pm in Germany, late enough for some sleep

[@esme20130113]

Melbourne here ;)

[@table7888]

Heya Aussie bud. Right on time

[@jakehardwick1774]

Maybe over East it was, not here in the West.

[@spicytteok]

It’s like 3:30 in the afternoon here but I don’t mind falling asleep to your video 😴

[@fritz8096]

This video has never let me down when I need to sleep. Thanks E.R.

[@10toesdwn60]

I could this mans current videos for the rest of my life and not get bored

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Eric Munkhtur True.

[@hydrizctb]

My inventory is full of joy after this video ^_^

[@hydrizctb]

Rift you should do a video where the candyman meet the sammich man... just an idea

[@Anonymous-iv7zk]

Greatest asmrist out there! Do you experience tingles from your own videos?

[@prussianeagle1941]

Him brushing that yam with a paint brush is the weirdest thing I've ever seen, but boy does it give me tingles!

[@Gensys0]

I need comfortable Bluetooth headphones just for bed. So many fantastic ASMR videos but no way to fall asleep while watching them. I cannot take this anymore!

[@fbi3579]

I think Corvus' and Margaret's relationship is a little more than what they let on.

[@bruhmoment7972]

The FBI is always watching…

[@kayleebell2854]

Talk about best intro ever :D the whispers and tapping were awesome.

[@n05ht]

It has been two years and i just noticed this was uploaded on my birthday!! Amazing!

[@goldmoose9946]

Guys, we need more likes on these videos, look at that ratio. This man puts so much effort into his videos, give him love!

[@VollderFred]

Love the tracing of the letters, it's my favourite trigger

[@LiLloftmouse]

I watched this the last two nights in a row but I don't even remember how it starts because i fell asleep so quickly

[@HealingNatureMeditation]

Nice!! 💕💕 Great quality!!💖

[@criminalasmr3148]

You are the most creative ASMR channel out there.

[@imbetterthanyou6927]

My name is Connor, I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.

[@shloombaby336]

absolute unit

[@kindredspiritgg]

Mr. Clean damn you’re clean. SPARKLING CLEAN INFACT!

[@lostcareless9790]

Hey Connor

[@yuogotheeliotrope9804]

Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife Wake up Lieutenant!!

[@F3ARLESS17]

Oh hi there how may I help you.....Connor?

[@kjbervin9478]

7 AM tingles, happy Friday to me! Thanks, E.R. 😁

[@kerriedasilva1583]

Still eagerly awaiting a hold the sausages in the pot video. Nice tingles ❤️❤️ Thanks so much papa rift.

[@drekiskrek5008]

Really cool seeing the finished cthulhu blocks!

[@stephanie1733]

The "plastic chicken" is still one of my favorite sounds. That, and writing in pen on the clipboard.

[@robertherberg9595]

Dave wuz here.

[@patriciataylor1204]

Such a soothing voice along with delicious tingly sounds!

[@paulhopper8088]

Is it just me or is the sound of him writing the most amazing sound ever?

[@leahelizabethbuckley]

Yam tapping starts at 7:20

[@doaadaraz185]

Nope actually at 7:47

[@pancake84]

When you thought ER couldn't get any more original, then he pulls out the potato grenade.

[@olivia.martin]

24:31 Ah, yes… every prepared household must require at least one potato grenade.

[@davidalsobrook4052]

And a few lemonades

[@taytayy0821]

that tapping in the beginning😍😍😍

[@jasmeencomedy]

Amazing ASMR, glad I get the notifications!

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

10am is a good time to go to sleep

[@thehooligan2763]

I love how all the ER vids are intertwined into a giant canno story and he included games refurences too

[@nephiliminal]

Love these kinds of videos! Keep it up.

[@colecostie]

Reading the 7 pASSwords can only make me think of the game grumps.

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

Hey im grump

[@Meeperjb]

Did you mean orange FWOB?

[@lunarbishop3633]

Jake Buckley you ruined it

[@jamesbessler9241]

And we’re the game grumps

[@dekudude8888]

Protoman told me to dislike this comment

[@maurerekatie]

Awwww Dr. Corvus and Margaret carved on the desk 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@Ugli.]

I just woke up and I saw the notification and immediately when after it and thought yay more sleep!!!

[@deividasnamajunas2058]

Super sized bomb of best triggers in E.R. collection.

[@tomstaunton1039]

His Russian decoding encrypting taking inv I think emphemental rift is Russian spy who knock us out with asmr lol

[@tomstaunton1039]

Thank you soo much for liking my comment emphermentalfift I'm soo shuk

[@sovietspy8866]

Russian spies? What Russian spies?

[@teejee376]

I loveeeeed those controller sounds 😫😫

[@colrosa5047]

Nice. A Rift vid on my birthday.

[@ibukiwithagun2141]

Col Rosa happy b day 🍰🍰🥧🥧🥧🍰🎉🎊🎉🎊

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

Happy birthday! Sorry I'm late

[@gavoko]

When you realise you're watching a man brush a yam with a paintbrush at 03:26 AM...

[@la_jefe9105]

I hate that this is literally my situation

[@taytayy0821]

The title gave me 305 Cost Accounting PTSD

[@ItBeHayley]

I ❤️ the metal chain!

[@EphemeralRift]

Noted!

[@afellowsoulofash8382]

Nice video , really relaxing xx

[@telepathy90]

Thank you rift! Another classic

[@L1quidGold]

The thumbnail looks like a page in an ispy book and I love it

[@nkanova4468]

Another good nights sleep at 5 in the morning

[@Oden03]

Yessssss. Back to sleep I go.

[@traceyisab]

Thank you. I really need this today. 💟

[@trogalitious8987]

I was legit watching the other taking inventory when this was uploaded

[@vanessamedina3325]

The salt sounds amazing 😔✋

[@hanna_maria]

I was kinda confused when you drew the O's in Password "backwards" until I realized that there are 2 kinds of people. The ones that start to the left and the ones that start to the right and that kind of just blew my mind omg

[@thomassharp9738]

Time to relax and repair my eardrums with the smooth sounds of Father Rift. Come down and check out New Zealand!

[@flashlightfreek]

Saving for later before I fall asleep again!... 💤😴😴

[@mattman1684]

Funny that he uploaded this video while I was doing an inventory of my video game collection myself. Turns out my collection is bigger than I expected.

[@kindredspiritgg]

Who put the volume to the max cause its too soft and then quickly check if there’s any ads to jumpscare you.

[@jordancarr1079]

Am I the only 1 who stays up till 12 listening to asmr while playing games

[@GabrielWolfe]

Whenever i see the Joker in relevance to ER, I always think back to that one video with corvus doing the Loot Crate unboxing i think it was, and he referred to him as "jokey man" and I could NOT stop laughing. Mister jokey man. Ily Uncle E xD You make my day more tolerable

[@bluepenguin2071]

Anyone else think of the “Or this” intro he did when you see all these items? With the late night depression vid?

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Cody Batte 😂😂

[@coqzilla3811]

Rift the type of dude that creates his own universe and becomes a part of it

[@GroovySquiddo]

Mediocre Male Gender what do you mean? he IS the universe

[@Wired_User]

Love that description uncle E

[@m34nb34n]

OMG your videos are so awesome!!!!!

[@tastygem5542]

Last time I was this early I was early

[@Renamoose]

Tasty Gem damn I wish I could see that, oh I blinked, just missed it.

[@someindividual2151]

Fear Eater Saying you have no life is very discriminatory to us undead spirits and wraiths, and the otherwise living impaired. For shame.

[@tastygem5542]

Fear Eater lol that’s me

[@toadboydude5015]

I'm pretty sure this is the only way to make inventory check fun... 😂😂

[@TonyJames1993]

...looks like Uncle E is in a “Loving” mood today!

[@deanbennett6919]

The 'ABOUT' section on uncle E's channel is amazing.

[@eindeutscherpatriot1108]

So awesome

[@adamfriday2642]

Uncle E really is the Dad of ASMR. Dad E 😂 Anyways I just like reading the comments, while I listen to the video and seeing all the other ASMR channels that comment. 😌😌😌

[@polaroid9644]

Hi love your videos. Keep it up your are fantastic at ASMR ! 👍

[@MagWasTaken]

Well its a good thing this video is an hour long, gonna need time to get the horror ad before the video out of my head

[@Jake-Hubbs18]

Mag. RIGHT

[@MagWasTaken]

Update: came back to this video tonight, got the exact same ad with a fucking demon nun in my face