takumi did his best

When you can't help just breaking down in a Weep-a-Thon.
Based on a segment from Dane Cook's "Vicious Circle." Original link: • Dane Cook: Vicious Cir...

[@SkeletonBeleton]

No clue why Takumi became the go-to standup comedian for the Fire Emblem community, but he's perfect.

[@kwikrii]

Because he is stupid

[@misterlinux5374]

#blametakumi

[@zanderham5239]

Chieftain Ner'zhul so many faces

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

That is until Claude showed up......

[@s.robinson9604]

THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING AND ITS LITERALLY TAKUMI

[@sethmorano1509]

You think you've had a tough day? I was in Nohr. 8:05

[@ejelecflametails6657]

and I died

[@tropicalnu]

+Emilio Valdez lol

[@jumpingmoose5554]

+Seth Morano Fucking nice

[@asdax8311]

Cheve is part of Nohr.

[@FaisalNaserAldeen]

I was In Hoshido

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

It must be hard be THE MACHINE

[@thecakegarden5324]

+Donovan Reyes I wanna rob the bar cart

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

The Cake Garden Sorry dude but, you cant becase is Korea there life is hard

[@mrssmith332]

+Donovan Reyes. just let him do a b an e then take all the shite

[@saizothethicc75]

Kaze The Handsome psssh....

[@saizothethicc75]

Kaze The Handsome we all know I'm the sexy one out of the brothers

[@samif1128]

The editing is gold

[@Meepmeep579]

That profile pic is fricken amazing

[@Walumancer]

The entire time watching this my mind was just screaming one thing. Brady.

[@lizzytrip4560]

Takumi's crying phrase is "betrayal"

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

+matt sackett "Betrayal... Betrayal... I am... Betrayal...!"

[@lizzytrip4560]

+Amy47101 "Betrayal, Death, murdur"

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

matt sackett "I am... BETRAYAL!"

[@thebearinsage6174]

When Takumi sees other hoshidans when he's sad, "DIE!"

[@teaberry369]

ehb ehb heb heb DEATH heb ehb heb MURDER

[@stale_popcorn]

I THINK THIS IS THE BEST TAKUMI VIDEO EVER

[@nainadhaliwal9625]

What about THE MACHINE

[@mrssmith332]

what about b and e?

[@colescreations4712]

HES THE MACHINE

[@colescreations4712]

I AM GETTING A DIVORCE

[@NoobyFilmsStudios]

No way, check the "takumi talks to random guy" one. I almost choked to death from laughing so hard.

[@necra7221]

The copy machine ain't the only thing that ain't working.

[@OscarGomez-cu9vm]

What do you mean?

[@necra7221]

Oscar Gomez Ochoa look at the way he is speaking when he says the copy machine is broken.

[@TheBreakingBenny]

+Necra Emotions, right?

[@hansode3339]

Great work with the facial expressions. Kml. This is already one of the best Takumi vids imo. Hope this gets popular.

[@delex360]

The fire emblem makes this a million times better

[@cryoriku]

is this the same guy who did the door kicker story? if he didn't put this story and that one in the same show, that's a missed opportunity (considering the dad at the end goes I DID MY BEST)

[@theoneknownasbam]

ecalevol Yep, it's the same guy. It was part of the same show too, which is why the audience erupted with laughter at the "I DID MY BEST!" of the door kicker segment.

[@Zerobasssoul]

I love FE stand up parodies they are far too funny LMAO

[@LucaPariah]

lol that's so true about the parents though! My mom makes me cry harder, and...actually, I just don't cry in front of my dad, but I feel like I would feel stupid crying in front of him.

[@trikkinikki6843]

+SusanSnapDragon Oh, yeah, totally. I remember when I was little and I made my dad mad, he would scream at me and I would start crying and he'd be like, "No, don't you cry!", and a bunch of stuff like that and then continue his lecture.

[@LucaPariah]

Sounds like both our dads needed to learn to chill...

[@momoandmiz]

+Nick Schalk "don't cry or I'll give you something to cry about"

[@alexanderd223]

I can cry in front of anybody got used to it when I was younger but I usually don't cry as much very rare too

[@xtat955]

+gnome child My dad would say that to me. 😂😂

[@GalladeXtreme]

[cr1tikal voice] This is the greatest Takumi stand-up comedy parody of All Time

[@AG006Den]

Gallade X-treme watch takumi meets the mafia. THE MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[@Nameless-w-y4z]

Incoherent Russian: *THE MACHINE*

[@shadowcore89amvs12]

this... was actually really well done for what it is... good job!

[@CubistCat]

This was too real tho xD

[@plumblossom2279]

"I dunno if we've met but I'm the fucking world B-I"

[@asdax8311]

Hans & Garon look like a gay couple, XD!

[@Zombie81212]

Takomedy

[@NEdgyman]

Its TaComedy

[@neutral_2935]

“You think you’re having a bad day?” *”I’m dead”*

[@AquaLantern]

curse you KZbin Copyright bots! I'm trying to enjoy some harmless Takumi comedy videos and here you are taking a shit all over the audio track!

[@kwikrii]

Takumi describes periods

[@skeletonwar4445]

Should've put [Za Warudo] on his shoulder.

[@romanticism3585]

Quality Queen Perfect

[@12tifalockheart1]

Why is mikoto spot on?? 😂😂😂

[@shrugchan5914]

You hear someone coming "Hello!? no one there?" so you back to crying.

[@Strix182]

What's weird about this is that my phone rang right before Takumi started talking about the phone ringing.

[@romansurname4363]

It's so specific its concerning dane buddy are you okay

[@yobin3711]

You should've made this with Leo, post-Birthright.

[@moonlitbutterfly5391]

This video absolutely killed me XDDDD

[@Fierycascade]

Someone needs to do this with Kylo Ren. Leia and Han would fit the parents to a T.

[@Gojin91]

does this mean im repressed i havent cried in years

[@ilikewatchingyoudostuff1525]

Gojin The Rage I haven’t actually been sad for a while, just once every few months my body is like “wow you little bitch, cry.” Then I do for no reason. And I go on with my life

[@go4cyclone]

Hey takumi, did you do your best?

[@cucosuzu]

go4cyclone yes

[@_uponthesorrow]

*Obligatory dO mY bEsT!!*

[@ninakatz7916]

I am takumi

[@dizzyheads]

man this editing makes this comedy gold become Comedy takumi XD

[@ivanbluecool]

THE AUDIO RETURNED. PRAISE TAKUMI

[@nyx7990]

I can relate to that mom and dad thing. -You did your best.-

[@roaringthunder115]

BLUE HONDA DUDE WAS CRYING!!!

[@brandonthomas3106]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMFG

[@escotanner]

Ah, the good old days...

[@Pineappzzz]

Takumi's cries are the best XD

[@roaringthunder115]

This is sooo relatable Takumi.

[@Redwolf2495]

0:55 Really shouldn't have been drinking water at the time.

[@isabellewilson5314]

1:44 that's your house-I mean castle but, LOL XD

[@Mystic_Sanctum]

When Corrin says she doesn't love you

[@algaealgaealgae]

I like these that are longer than 4 minutes

[@taylor9683]

i do the same god dam thing XD

[@bubbles46853-ep9if]

Oh man, I thought I was gonna cry laughing!

[@generalvan6449]

This Video Is Absolute Gold!!!

[@Lunawolf44]

This has really good editing

[@destructiveoverlord2663]

LMAO! Keep it coming man!

[@drearmonster6873]

Sumeragi could grow crops with his tears... I died

[@Gouiya]

7/10, would have been better if a jojo meme was included. (the world joke)

[@MsAbixxx]

God it's so true about the parents! I can pour my heart and soul out to my mum but when my dad shows up I feel like a big baby!

[@davidmejia2693]

Reverse parents for me lol

[@detectiveevil]

6:53 to 7:04 is so true and 7:08 to 8:20 is just like my parents lol 😆

[@greenstat1c]

You're having a tough day? I WAS IN VALLA.

[@Smiley_Face0]

"Those people are looost souls" my mom xD

[@Auraknight228]

This channel is just brilliant!

[@firefunnys3073]

This is amazing xD LOVE Dane Cook and now i love you!

[@dalton8435]

Goddamn copyright bullSHIET

[@villainousbees7498]

This is the best one lmao

[@probablyapossum]

flippin SAME

[@diamondseraph9369]

I'm that person who tries to bottle up all of my emotions so that I don't cry in front of others because I'm really self conscious/don't want others to worry about me....so I try to hide my emotions until I'm alone...and even then I try not to cry...unfortunately for me I also have severe anxiety, symptoms of depression which often results in me going in and out of depression from anywhere between a few hours to a few months, slight social autism, PTSD, anger issues (which often results in me crying out of frustration), AND quite honestly am emotionally unstable due to years of extreme stress (as in, we had an expert do some tests and my life is literally 10x more stressful than the average adult despite the fact that I was only around 16-17 years old at the time (I'm almost 18) and my life is pretty much the equivalent of living in a tent in the middle of a busy interstate that's always in rush hour traffic with the constant threat of being run over and killed...yes, that was the analogy he used...and quite honestly it's terrifying just how accurate those test results are since it perfectly explained how mentally screwed up I've been in terms of stress since I was 4...), my anxiety, PTSD/PTSD induced androphobia (fear of men, which thankfully I'm mostly over by now although I'm still extremely uncomfortable around most males and now I have more of a minor case of commitment phobia (i.e. I'm afraid to find myself in a romantic relationship. I'm fine with the idea of falling in love and on extremely rare occasions I will look at someone and think to myself that they're kind of cute (key words being extremely rare occasions as my PTSD has caused me to become more emotionally detached from others as well as myself to a certain extent to the point that I ended up kind of creating another 'persona' (not in DiD way, it's more of an act/mask I put on in an attempt to keep others from worrying about me/trying to keep myself from getting depressed although it can seem a bit similar at times...which sometimes makes me wonder what my true personality/self is since I've been doing this for several years...even going as far as to base my OCs after this and have one of them represent my current semi-emotionless self and the other as the childish/happy-go-lucky side of me whom I pretend to be at times/wish I could be...) before pushing away the thought and reminding myself of any of the terrible things that they've done to me (like the time in high school a few years ago when some kid told me his friend liked me and I reminded him of the time he threatened/promised to kill my cats (who I was extremely close to and even thought of as my siblings since they were my main source of emotional/mental support after years of trauma thanks to my babysitter's husband) in elementary school...only for all of them to mysteriously die that very year (he didn't actually kill any of them but I still kind of blame him for their deaths and kind of feel like he jinxed me (although I also kind of blame myself for not telling on him until after he repeated the threat bear the end of the year the day my last cat (unbeknownst to him) died since I was too naive and scared to tell on the off chance that he might really be insane and try to hurt either me or my cats if I told anyone since a part of me almost felt like maybe then they wouldn't have died because I wouldnt be jinxed or whatever) I literally laughed in his face, said there was no way in hell I'd ever date someone who put me through years of psychological torture (let's just say my cats deaths were the main cause of the deterioration of my mental health since I was closer to them than my actual family and had an unhealthy dependence on them...), and walked off while his friends started yelling at him and asking what the hell was wrong with him...anyway...I'm fine with falling in love I just can't bring myself to be in a romantic relationship until I actually find someone who I'm truly comfortable around (which, is somewhat annoying since I'm apparently one of the most attractive girls at school since literally everyday I have guys hitting on me and staring at me in the halls as I walk by (note: I'm not being full of myself, I actually had severe self esteem issues and thought I was plain looking until my grandmother pointed this out to me, then I just became even more self conscious about my hair since I tend to pull it out when I'm bored/nervous (literally all the time) in until half my hair is missing) so it's really uncomfortable for me...) that being said I only really noticed my real fear after I was forced into a relationship (the first time was my fault, I accidentally led him on but had to tell him two days later after I had a breakdown/panic attack but the second time he literally forced/guilt tripped me into it and while he was a nice guy I just couldn't look at him the same way...) and nearly went into depression/became a kind of shell of my former self...anyway...getting back to the point...if I start crying in front of somebody it's because I have literally reached my breaking point and am about an inch away from suffering from a mental crisis or am about to go temporarily insane because I literally will not cry in front of others unless I'm _EXTREMELY_ close to them (and even then it's only because I'm not able to hold back tears and I feel as though I'm slowly dying inside...) or I'm really angry/frustrated/embarrassed since I can't keep from crying under those circumstances...needless to say my mental health is quite literally balancing on a crumbling pillar and it's amazing that I haven't completely gone insane/become suicidal (though that's probably also got something to do with the fact that I'm terrified of my own blood and have no pain tolerance which is kind of a bad combination....) Erm...sorry for the rant...I'm not used to interacting with people so I tend to ramble a lot and get of topic, especially when the conversation turns to my mental health since I've got so many years of built up frustration...

[@infinitethejackal8718]

I know this is 8 months later but I hope you are doing ok and know that you are a great person no matter your flaws

[@archerunlimitedbladeworks19]

What if i say SOUP ?

[@Revanthewicked]

+Archer Unlimited Blade Works got any cloths?

[@archerunlimitedbladeworks19]

+Revanthewicked I found some soup-shirt !

[@Revanthewicked]

i will take 3!

[@ivanbluecool]

Block oh my god why this was a good video and it harmed no one i feel so bad

[@amiaadoresu]

that voice sounds like Dane Cook! yeah ive heard this before its so funny!😄

[@mcparker8408]

My parents are complete opposite my Dad makes me feel good while my Mom makes me feel really stupid

[@KeyOfTheTwilight]

Lol! XD That's so true especially the the parents bit. XD my dad totally is like that to me. xD

[@cybirbandroid5762]

Takumi doing his funday best

[@liljedinite]

When he went to the mirror, he should have use replicate

[@VOCALOIDPVs]

Came back to laugh at it and the audio got copyrighted. :(

[@elizabethdenney5232]

This is SOOOOOO relatable

[@wendevious7809]

Heh I'm like this everyday

[@TheIceMysterie]

where do you have the renders from?

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

When I cry my cheeks start to itch.

[@dayzadraws9261]

that is exactly what I do when I cry XD

[@awesomeleaf9059]

This video is a lie. Takumi never does his best.

[@cucosuzu]

Awesomeleaf 905 leave me alone :'(

[@clearopenskies]

OMFG IN CRYING!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenofbel4270]

Me, every day.

[@FeCyrineu]

What is the original video?

[@brycebrooks8484]

dane cook madison square garden

[@VkMari3712]

This is the best lol

[@Sniblet]

oh

[@kaeyaluckaealberich1612]

Lol

[@pyre6611]

First dislike please end me

[@theneos4035]

. . .

[@lejuicyfruit]

This is amazing! Totally subscribing :) can't wait to see what you do next!!