why takumi doesnt drink anymore

[@ivyward1393]

jakob yelling scatter brings me to tears every time

[@projektlapis5172]

"You know, like a LIAR." Takumi's face in that moment was too perfect holy shit

[@Alexander-xw8vp]

Sakura with a saw looks fucking adorable to me for some reason.

[@sethmorano1509]

+Alexander Kuroyami She looks cute with anything.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Sakura: "And now I'm going to saw your legs off." "It's okay, do whatever you want."

[@greenstat1c]

+EpicNerdsWithCameras n-now I t-think your legs need to go off. nnnyyeeehhh... I'M SO SORRY.

[@pokefan7446]

Green Storm Sakura: I'm sorry about this! Don't-Don't move! I-It's all me!

[@johnredfield3457]

Shoots all the sakura

[@L0ngsword]

Keaton is perfect for his role in this video. I could totally see him doing that xD

[@thatnohrianscum3805]

Ikr, he stole Leo's antique photos 😂😂😂

[@S3rp3rior]

+Hunter Shadow He totally fucking would too and call it "treasure"

[@MarioSonic46]

+S3rp3rior Does that mean they're actually trash? lol

[@S3rp3rior]

MarioSonic64 YES

[@jackripley3906]

+S3rp3rior That's his daughter...

[@ursarare9507]

Arthur is the best Police Officer.

[@S3rp3rior]

+Xiruslol DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASL FOR THE SWEET TASTE OF JUUUSTICE?! PERCY MY BOY! WE HAVE SOME JUSTICE TO SERVE! *Percy* ¡LA JUSTICIA!

[@dizzyheads]

+S3rp3rior then percy has a bike shaped like a wyvern and he calls it ace.

[@S3rp3rior]

DyticNo With a little police light and siren on the front XD like where the dragon's "mouth" is

[@dizzyheads]

S3rp3rior then the siren is a remix of the police siren but with a wyvern's voice

[@S3rp3rior]

DyticNo YES, SOMEONE WITH ARTISTIC TALENT. DRAW DIS SHIT

[@asdax8311]

You know shit's about to get down when even Azura wants to cause mayhem!

[@Alexander-xw8vp]

The funniest part of these videos. Is picturing the actual character in those senarios. I want to see all of this SO BADLY. Someone needs to animate these.

[@OneWingedHeron53]

I would personally love to see Ryoma dive onto a pool table, snapping it in half.

[@forseti9006]

I would love to see Azama shitting on a guy's computer

[@pocket-stars]

If I learn how to draw people well you better bet I'm animating these

[@Arkensius1157]

@@pocket-stars I will try this in 2 years

[@GivesYouHealth]

@@Arkensius1157 So?

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

I was snickering throughout the video, but when Jakob popped up, I just died.

[@azurua2276]

I could actually picture him doing that

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

Nanami Night SCATTER!

[@GwenWood857geassotaku]

LOL

[@aimeebell8502]

Amy47101 same!

[@alexanderhone2605]

Now all we need is someone making a parody of Hell's kitchen with Felicia cooking with Gordan Ramsey.

[@pressok9268]

Yeah someone should

[@davideashley6636]

I especially like how out of all the people you chose to represent the "I SERVE MY NICKEL, YOU COME AND TAKE ME" line, it was Charlotte. just... 100/100

[@cyronara2344]

Takumi is now my favorite character because of this

[@chloebrockfield4262]

ikr

[@Arkensius1157]

Takumi is a very cute character

[@AriaEnoshima]

I've seen this clip due to other fandom's but it's still nice to rewatch

[@Mariokemon]

+Clone72400 same. but the actual footage is best

[@katelynnarmstrong6213]

+Mariokemon who is the comedian?

[@Mariokemon]

katelynn armstrong John Mulaney. This bit comes from "New in Town". Its on netflix if u wanna check it out. I die laughing every time i watch him

[@Arkensius1157]

In two years, I will create another video like this and post it on KZbin based on the video "Why Takumi Doesn't Drink Anymore"...

[@chao1178]

*died from pure laughter* Dude you totally gotta make more of these!! They're hilarious!! I'm rooting for ya!

[@JamesJones-lw6sm]

its actually a comedian named jon mualeny

[@chao1178]

ZHARK FU Ha ha! I'm glad you agreed!! :DD

[@chao1178]

James Jones I know! I've looked him out before and I've seen stuff like this but with different characters!

[@dreamingcakecats2786]

lol I remember being obsessed with these Takumi videos back in 2016 lmao. It's still hilarious even now.

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

Arthur the police officer of justice, God Bless

[@mysticthemanakete]

I love how even one of Leo’s own retainers went and wrecked his place

[@shiomicchi7247]

Just imagining Ryoma crashing into and breaking a pool table, Takumi starting a chant for "fuck da police" and Jakob yelling "SCATTER" are just things I can absolutely see happening. This is too perfect, my face hurts from laughing

[@leiatohara1103]

i found this video like 3 weeks ago and I STILL LAUGH "He dropped a 40 and yelled SCATTER!! And everyone ran in different directions"

[@conorreilly1968]

Sakura with a saw is the scariest thing I will ever see.

[@bandanadee3029]

Keaton the picture collector. ...maybe they were dusty?

[@johnfrank3575]

Than again, those antique photos would've been taken on film that would decay over time, probally in a neat way. My god, I am becoming Keaton. This is what happens when you stay up past midnight, kids. You mispell words that you don't know how to spell and you trasnform yourself into video game characters.

[@bandanadee3029]

John Frank Don't worry, man. Happens to the best of us.

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

I am the machine

[@AlexBjelich]

+Donovan Reyes Ja Machinu

[@AceManSlowed]

" Scatter !!!" lol jakobs part was gold

[@lollagurly198]

+Eric Howard Do you know what a fourty is though?

[@AceManSlowed]

yeah very cheap liquor , i'm 17 bruh :) ( i don't do those kinds of stuff though )

[@lollagurly198]

I asked my uncles and they said it's 40 ounces

[@AceManSlowed]

+Lollagurl well yeah the size is 40 ounces . but when people say " yo gimme a forty fam" it mostly gonna be a liquor ".

[@OneWingedHeron53]

Azura has the cutest mischief face.

[@twilightjoltik3151]

Is it just a fandom rite of passage to have a version of this made? I mean, first Danganronpa then Undertale and god knows how many others.

[@Mariokemon]

+Twilight Joltik because the bit works so well! Phoenix Wright has a version too!

[@SwerveStarEx]

+Mariokemon JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, too!

[@DeionHaskell]

.sm4sh had one too

[@Mariokemon]

Deion Haskell really?

[@wickedwilfre8348]

Super Paper Mario too

[@ignisol47]

God I remember laughing my ass off at this video 5 years ago when Fates had come out. There were tons of videos like this, I loved all of them, and looking back? Still pretty funny

[@roberthebert2826]

Please do one centered around the children next

[@ignisol47]

YES!

[@theobuniel9643]

+robert hebert Hmm.....Kiragi stand-up?

[@GwenWood857geassotaku]

Please

[@Arkensius1157]

This is my favorite Takumi Comedy Club video...Takumi is a very cute character

[@redvelvetdoll]

jakob was the best part

[@mooparr]

Takumi won't stop yelling. "Shut the fuck up Takumi" says local Corrin

[@roberthebert2826]

This may be the single greatest thing that has ever happened to the fire emblem fandom......MORE!

[@brendanrisney2449]

This is forever my Takumi voice.

[@polllyannna]

Only on like my eighth time watching this do I realize that Keaton was the one who stole the pictures because he's a collector.

[@azelfie1041]

I thought the title said "Why Takumi doesn't *talk* anymore." That's how tired I am lol.

[@nyx7990]

Just Sakura with a saw made me laugh so hard XD

[@besteffort5336]

THESE ARE SO FUNNY. Oh my gosh. Why does this fit so well!?

[@willurscaringme]

Sakura with the saw is the most hilarious and terrifying image from this clip 😂

[@cookiemonster2225]

Oh what a great time to be alive *drinks pineapple juice*

[@kirbikomeiji]

ARTHUR IS THE POLICE I M C R Y I N G

[@ashleysvoboda8331]

The thought of Ryoma being so drunk that he breaks a pool table in half with his body is honestly hilarious! Also, Azama and Jakob had perfect roles in this. I can definitely picture both of them doing that.

[@Burnt_Enchilada]

This is still pure gold

[@kierancross6367]

spot on! two of my favorite things: stand up comedy, and fire emblem! please make more if you can!

[@onihyabasa6230]

Its the one thing you can't replace

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Still so great after these years

[@10Akatsuki1Deidara]

Thank you, just thank you, I needed this so much, made my entire week, thank you! x'D AND OF COURSE KEATON WOULD BE THE PICTURE TAKER, ROFL!!!! XD

[@mysmolchild]

FLANNEL IS PERFECT HERE

[@allenshao503]

the one thing you can't replace, i listened to this stand up comedy before i saw this

[@frillydress]

I legit saw a Love Live version of this 😭

[@MxPokirby]

"Another story I heard about myself!" **Gets Undertale Parody Flashbacks**

[@wuftchan8299]

and someone told him this story ABOUT HIMSELF

[@chatonbrutal8501]

I'm pretty sure Keaton would do this in real life

[@CandyCaneCakezebra]

i love these omg-

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Cheers for the audio being restored!

[@autumnforest6727]

I'm done. So done. This is perfection.

[@LordOfGilneas]

5:19 Hahah trudat. TAKUMI YOU WILD HOOLIGAN!

[@joseph-bs8yn]

Bruh it's really been 4 years huh

[@Arkensius1157]

This would had made me laugh if I haven't lost my laughter!

[@cobaltJude]

the sequel to dangan ronpa and john mulaney: Fire emblem and standup comics

[@yerithesquirtle888]

yes

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I love that Arthur is da police. | That ending... very cruel, but also pretty smart. I like that you used Keaton since he hoards everything.

[@ehunterj64]

I literally can't listen to this without imagining Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@ehunterj64]

+CrimsonSpirit look up "the one thing you can't replace" and the thumbnail is Kakyoin's face. Worth the watch. (Jake is Giorno)

[@darkforcewhis1221]

jhj111 oh you saw that too

[@jonathanharsh7434]

You, sir, have earned your good self another subscriber.

[@stale_popcorn]

iM ACTUALLY I CANT I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTEr sOBBING

[@derpboyzero7669]

"This video previously contained a copyrighted audio track. Due to a claim by a copyright holder, the audio track has been muted." In other words, no fun mode. Needs a re-upload, I miss it.

[@Chagogo]

Ahh, practically the essential comefian bit to do one of these types ov videos on.

[@SwerveStarEx]

I've already seen JoJo and Undertale versions of this routine, but I swear, this comedy routine never gets old. XD Nice job on the FE-ening of it. owob

[@melpomeneouranos4973]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@jethroblack818]

I feel like Keaton is a great fit for the Alex character, but Niles would match the mindset just a bit more.

[@tomfelix3026]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[@Tarinnnn]

Now I've heard this audio clip twice this morning lol

[@alexisrox44]

i love john mulaney omfg this makes me so happy

[@roaringthunder115]

Takumi saying Fak Da Police and Jakob yelling Scatter!!! Is amazing This video completes my life. 4:56 Ha

[@archer8243]

So I hear "his name was Mr. McNamara" and I just "Oh no it's time"

[@S3rp3rior]

Azama would be the fucker that took a shit on the dad's computer. Ryoma would have to be the most drunk to break the pool table though XD I was kinda hoping for some animation of his portrait head butting a pool table though

[@gavind1363]

YES! John Mulaney has the best frickin' stories like this. Hilarious!

[@pennynoir7774]

2:53 XD

[@lauragio957]

These are brilliant!!!

[@dylanperry8465]

This is the best thing ever

[@mossy229]

I need to draw some of these scenarios XD

[@ReineDeLaSeine14]

Of course it was Keaton

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Because Collector skill :lennyface:

[@emblemblade9245]

Not sure what's more brilliant: the choice of Arthur or the choice of Keaton.

[@aubreysinclair1847]

Please make another one!! 😁

[@HannahRite]

At 1:17 I started laughing like crazy.

[@HannahRite]

XDDDD This isn't the first time someone called me Camilla.

[@Auroralights321]

+Hannah Rite Well you do have her as your profile pic. xD Someone called me "Carol" from The Walking Dead because of mine. XDDDD

[@HannahRite]

Snowwhite Queen That is true. XD When I was a 14 someone called me a character because of my profile picture. XD

[@Auroralights321]

***** It's pretty funny, isn't it? I laugh everytime. XD

[@HannahRite]

Snowwhite Queen I agree. XD

[@HyLo-rule]

These are just as funny as the danganronpa stand up comedy

[@jpablo3389]

These are great keep at it!!!!!

[@Megz_X4]

Saw he exact same one with ragna the bloodedge

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

I have a couple of questions for you, 1)do you have a tumblr? 2)is this video on tumblr? 3)if the answers to both questions are no, may I repost this to my blog? with credit where it's due of course.

[@awsomeface44]

+Danielle Rosales (Blue RedMage) i do actually! do you want the link to the video post?

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

yes that would be fantastic.

[@awsomeface44]

futurepastsevera.tumblr.com/post/140756334640/ here you go!

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

thank you

[@ArisaArtisan]

+AJ Nebiolo ??????????? chill my dude

[@Strawberryflavored0]

I heard John Mulaney and knew this was gonna be good.

[@kiwivvv]

of course my husband takes the role of Alex it's always my husbands

[@lilliandorton3084]

I love this Comedy bit

[@FinalTimeHero]

#blametakumi

[@gilgamesh255]

Ah jeez, why'd I take so long to get this on my "watch later" list? Sure, I heard this skit before, but damn if it wasn't entertaining imagining the FE characters doing it.

[@roaringthunder115]

FAK DA POLICE-Takumi Did I do that?!-Takumi

[@munakhan8105]

O . O uh um what the Takumi is this a TV show 😱 THE TAKUMI SHOW

[@kairosexe]

I don't entirely understand the part with Jakob but it's still hilarious

[@legitelizabethwwefan1617]

Excellent job! (:

[@marijane3386]

These are fucking amazing!

[@izzy1356]

I blame this video for me saying Ratatouille as Rat-tat-toui now. 😂😂😂

[@Mariokemon]

what i never got was how he got home in the first place

[@Mariokemon]

Taylor Bernel i love this story though

[@siem1943]

link me this stand up comedy XD

[@ringo9688]

I died when charlotte came up XDDDD

[@pokefan7446]

Am I the only one who found the image of Sakura with a saw unnerving?