why takumi doesnt drink anymore

scrapped title: why dont i have anything better to do with my life

[@ivyward1393]

jakob yelling scatter brings me to tears every time

[@L0ngsword]

Keaton is perfect for his role in this video. I could totally see him doing that xD

[@thatnohrianscum3805]

Ikr, he stole Leo's antique photos 😂😂😂

[@S3rp3rior]

+Hunter Shadow He totally fucking would too and call it "treasure"

[@MarioSonic46]

+S3rp3rior Does that mean they're actually trash? lol

[@S3rp3rior]

MarioSonic64 YES

[@jackripley3906]

+S3rp3rior That's his daughter...

[@projektlapis5172]

"You know, like a LIAR." Takumi's face in that moment was too perfect holy shit

[@ursarare9507]

Arthur is the best Police Officer.

[@S3rp3rior]

+Xiruslol DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASL FOR THE SWEET TASTE OF JUUUSTICE?! PERCY MY BOY! WE HAVE SOME JUSTICE TO SERVE! *Percy* ¡LA JUSTICIA!

[@dizzyheads]

+S3rp3rior then percy has a bike shaped like a wyvern and he calls it ace.

[@S3rp3rior]

DyticNo With a little police light and siren on the front XD like where the dragon's "mouth" is

[@dizzyheads]

S3rp3rior then the siren is a remix of the police siren but with a wyvern's voice

[@S3rp3rior]

DyticNo YES, SOMEONE WITH ARTISTIC TALENT. DRAW DIS SHIT

[@Alexander-xw8vp]

Sakura with a saw looks fucking adorable to me for some reason.

[@sethmorano1509]

+Alexander Kuroyami She looks cute with anything.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Sakura: "And now I'm going to saw your legs off." "It's okay, do whatever you want."

[@greenstat1c]

+EpicNerdsWithCameras n-now I t-think your legs need to go off. nnnyyeeehhh... I'M SO SORRY.

[@pokefan7446]

Green Storm Sakura: I'm sorry about this! Don't-Don't move! I-It's all me!

[@johnredfield3457]

Shoots all the sakura

[@asdax8311]

You know shit's about to get down when even Azura wants to cause mayhem!

[@Alexander-xw8vp]

The funniest part of these videos. Is picturing the actual character in those senarios. I want to see all of this SO BADLY. Someone needs to animate these.

[@OneWingedHeron53]

I would personally love to see Ryoma dive onto a pool table, snapping it in half.

[@forseti9006]

I would love to see Azama shitting on a guy's computer

[@pocket-stars]

If I learn how to draw people well you better bet I'm animating these

[@Arkensius1157]

@@pocket-stars I will try this in 2 years

[@GivesYouHealth]

@@Arkensius1157 So?

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

I was snickering throughout the video, but when Jakob popped up, I just died.

[@azurua2276]

I could actually picture him doing that

[@AmyoftheFlowerField]

Nanami Night SCATTER!

[@GwenWood857geassotaku]

LOL

[@aimeebell8502]

Amy47101 same!

[@davideashley6636]

I especially like how out of all the people you chose to represent the "I SERVE MY NICKEL, YOU COME AND TAKE ME" line, it was Charlotte. just... 100/100

[@alexanderhone2605]

Now all we need is someone making a parody of Hell's kitchen with Felicia cooking with Gordan Ramsey.

[@pressok9268]

Yeah someone should

[@cyronara2344]

Takumi is now my favorite character because of this

[@chloebrockfield4262]

ikr

[@Arkensius1157]

Takumi is a very cute character

[@AriaEnoshima]

I've seen this clip due to other fandom's but it's still nice to rewatch

[@Mariokemon]

+Clone72400 same. but the actual footage is best

[@katelynnarmstrong6213]

+Mariokemon who is the comedian?

[@Mariokemon]

katelynn armstrong John Mulaney. This bit comes from "New in Town". Its on netflix if u wanna check it out. I die laughing every time i watch him

[@Arkensius1157]

In two years, I will create another video like this and post it on KZbin based on the video "Why Takumi Doesn't Drink Anymore"...

[@chao1178]

*died from pure laughter* Dude you totally gotta make more of these!! They're hilarious!! I'm rooting for ya!

[@JamesJones-lw6sm]

its actually a comedian named jon mualeny

[@chao1178]

ZHARK FU Ha ha! I'm glad you agreed!! :DD

[@chao1178]

James Jones I know! I've looked him out before and I've seen stuff like this but with different characters!

[@roberthebert2826]

Please do one centered around the children next

[@ignisol47]

YES!

[@theobuniel9643]

+robert hebert Hmm.....Kiragi stand-up?

[@GwenWood857geassotaku]

Please

[@twilightjoltik3151]

Is it just a fandom rite of passage to have a version of this made? I mean, first Danganronpa then Undertale and god knows how many others.

[@Mariokemon]

+Twilight Joltik because the bit works so well! Phoenix Wright has a version too!

[@SwerveStarEx]

+Mariokemon JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, too!

[@DeionHaskell]

.sm4sh had one too

[@Mariokemon]

Deion Haskell really?

[@wickedwilfre8348]

Super Paper Mario too

[@bandanadee3029]

Keaton the picture collector. ...maybe they were dusty?

[@johnfrank3575]

Than again, those antique photos would've been taken on film that would decay over time, probally in a neat way. My god, I am becoming Keaton. This is what happens when you stay up past midnight, kids. You mispell words that you don't know how to spell and you trasnform yourself into video game characters.

[@bandanadee3029]

John Frank Don't worry, man. Happens to the best of us.

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

Arthur the police officer of justice, God Bless

[@donovanbarrientosreyes]

I am the machine

[@AlexBjelich]

+Donovan Reyes Ja Machinu

[@conorreilly1968]

Sakura with a saw is the scariest thing I will ever see.

[@dreamingcakecats2786]

lol I remember being obsessed with these Takumi videos back in 2016 lmao. It's still hilarious even now.

[@leiatohara1103]

i found this video like 3 weeks ago and I STILL LAUGH "He dropped a 40 and yelled SCATTER!! And everyone ran in different directions"

[@shiomicchi7247]

Just imagining Ryoma crashing into and breaking a pool table, Takumi starting a chant for "fuck da police" and Jakob yelling "SCATTER" are just things I can absolutely see happening. This is too perfect, my face hurts from laughing

[@ignisol47]

God I remember laughing my ass off at this video 5 years ago when Fates had come out. There were tons of videos like this, I loved all of them, and looking back? Still pretty funny

[@redvelvetdoll]

jakob was the best part

[@OneWingedHeron53]

Azura has the cutest mischief face.

[@cookiemonster2225]

Oh what a great time to be alive *drinks pineapple juice*

[@AceManRevived]

" Scatter !!!" lol jakobs part was gold

[@lollagurly198]

+Eric Howard Do you know what a fourty is though?

[@AceManRevived]

yeah very cheap liquor , i'm 17 bruh :) ( i don't do those kinds of stuff though )

[@lollagurly198]

I asked my uncles and they said it's 40 ounces

[@AceManRevived]

+Lollagurl well yeah the size is 40 ounces . but when people say " yo gimme a forty fam" it mostly gonna be a liquor ".

[@roberthebert2826]

This may be the single greatest thing that has ever happened to the fire emblem fandom......MORE!

[@nyx7990]

Just Sakura with a saw made me laugh so hard XD

[@kirbikomeiji]

ARTHUR IS THE POLICE I M C R Y I N G

[@mooparr]

Takumi won't stop yelling. "Shut the fuck up Takumi" says local Corrin

[@Arkensius1157]

This is my favorite Takumi Comedy Club video...Takumi is a very cute character

[@brendanrisney2449]

This is forever my Takumi voice.

[@derpboyzero7669]

"This video previously contained a copyrighted audio track. Due to a claim by a copyright holder, the audio track has been muted." In other words, no fun mode. Needs a re-upload, I miss it.

[@harrill3542]

Only on like my eighth time watching this do I realize that Keaton was the one who stole the pictures because he's a collector.

[@azelfie1041]

I thought the title said "Why Takumi doesn't *talk* anymore." That's how tired I am lol.

[@mysticthemanakete]

I love how even one of Leo’s own retainers went and wrecked his place

[@stale_popcorn]

iM ACTUALLY I CANT I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTEr sOBBING

[@joseph-bs8yn]

Bruh it's really been 4 years huh

[@jethroblack818]

I feel like Keaton is a great fit for the Alex character, but Niles would match the mindset just a bit more.

[@FinalTimeHero]

#blametakumi

[@chatonbrutal8501]

I'm pretty sure Keaton would do this in real life

[@mysmolchild]

FLANNEL IS PERFECT HERE

[@willurscaringme]

Sakura with the saw is the most hilarious and terrifying image from this clip 😂

[@wuftchan8299]

and someone told him this story ABOUT HIMSELF

[@ehunterj64]

I literally can't listen to this without imagining Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@ehunterj64]

+CrimsonSpirit look up "the one thing you can't replace" and the thumbnail is Kakyoin's face. Worth the watch. (Jake is Giorno)

[@darkforcewhis1221]

jhj111 oh you saw that too

[@cobaltJude]

the sequel to dangan ronpa and john mulaney: Fire emblem and standup comics

[@yerithesquirtle888]

yes

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

I have a couple of questions for you, 1)do you have a tumblr? 2)is this video on tumblr? 3)if the answers to both questions are no, may I repost this to my blog? with credit where it's due of course.

[@awsomeface44]

+Danielle Rosales (Blue RedMage) i do actually! do you want the link to the video post?

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

yes that would be fantastic.

[@awsomeface44]

futurepastsevera.tumblr.com/post/140756334640/ here you go!

[@synthetichumanalternative8412]

thank you

[@ArisaArtisan]

+AJ Nebiolo ??????????? chill my dude

[@besteffort5336]

THESE ARE SO FUNNY. Oh my gosh. Why does this fit so well!?

[@frillydress]

I legit saw a Love Live version of this 😭

[@S3rp3rior]

Azama would be the fucker that took a shit on the dad's computer. Ryoma would have to be the most drunk to break the pool table though XD I was kinda hoping for some animation of his portrait head butting a pool table though

[@ashleysvoboda8331]

The thought of Ryoma being so drunk that he breaks a pool table in half with his body is honestly hilarious! Also, Azama and Jakob had perfect roles in this. I can definitely picture both of them doing that.

[@torgor_]

ya know, like a liar

[@Arkensius1157]

This would had made me laugh if I haven't lost my laughter!

[@sonicfan11o9]

Who's the stand up comedian

[@Peanutpaw]

+sonicfan11o9 john mulaney

[@jakezero9634]

John Mulaney.

[@10Akatsuki1Deidara]

Thank you, just thank you, I needed this so much, made my entire week, thank you! x'D AND OF COURSE KEATON WOULD BE THE PICTURE TAKER, ROFL!!!! XD

[@multimeter2859]

Another copyright claim x.x

[@onihyabasa6230]

Its the one thing you can't replace

[@LordOfGilneas]

5:19 Hahah trudat. TAKUMI YOU WILD HOOLIGAN!

[@MxPokirby]

"Another story I heard about myself!" **Gets Undertale Parody Flashbacks**

[@pennynoir7774]

2:53 XD

[@Burnt_Enchilada]

This is still pure gold

[@kierancross6367]

spot on! two of my favorite things: stand up comedy, and fire emblem! please make more if you can!

[@kiwivvv]

of course my husband takes the role of Alex it's always my husbands

[@muffinsgirl14]

Whos the original comedian? :)

[@hatarumitsarugi]

John Mulaney

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Still so great after these years

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Noreian Ale is powerful stuff they should have just stuck with the regular beer and they would have been fine XD

[@roaringthunder115]

Takumi saying Fak Da Police and Jakob yelling Scatter!!! Is amazing This video completes my life. 4:56 Ha

[@CandyCaneCakezebra]

i love these omg-

[@roaringthunder115]

FAK DA POLICE-Takumi Did I do that?!-Takumi

[@ReineDeLaSeine14]

Of course it was Keaton

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Because Collector skill :lennyface:

[@dylanperry8465]

Because this video audio was copyrighted it no longer has audio

[@pokefan7446]

Am I the only one who found the image of Sakura with a saw unnerving?

[@allenshao503]

the one thing you can't replace, i listened to this stand up comedy before i saw this

[@Tehkitikat101]

Azama WOULD be the one to shit on the computer XDDDDD

[@HyLo-rule]

These are just as funny as the danganronpa stand up comedy

[@superdude-wh4by]

oh my god (right at the end) that's fucked up!

[@aoife_6733]

Em this is a stupid question but what's a 'forty'

[@Megz_X4]

Saw he exact same one with ragna the bloodedge

[@Alixia1999]

Does anyone know the original video?

[@slyfox8666]

what's the comedians actual name?

[@marijane3386]

These are fucking amazing!

[@the7thchromedisaster708]

YOU ARE A GENIUS CHERRY MEMES PLZ MAKE MORE

[@redrumurdaddy]

so who and what is the name of the act this is based off?

[@lux_amour_rose]

whose the comedian in the back?

[@IcyWiddow]

KZbin still mutes audio? WTF?

[@nicholasfriar8612]

Keaton is perfect for Alex

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Cheers for the audio being restored!

[@lilliandorton3084]

I love this Comedy bit

[@tomfelix3026]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[@conorreilly1968]

who's the commedian

[@Wasabi-rs5lv]

I first heard this on a Jojo parody thing Lol!

[@Wasabi-rs5lv]

The video was titled the one thing you can't replace

[@callierumsey3924]

WHO MUTED IT GOD DAMNIT

[@optiumark9765]

Get da patty wagon XD

[@dylanperry8465]

This is the best thing ever

[@alecsandrabaldwin8808]

I LOVE JOHN MULANEY

[@ejelecflametails6657]

can't hear a thing now

[@nikkictu2049]

JOHN MULANEY YES!!!!!

[@pasteltakashi5093]

The audio is gone T-T

[@aidanryuki1292]

i swear this sounds very familiar......... down to the dot XD hint (wacHS)