Tales From The TDS│ Liberal white women create Fan Fiction & seek psychic help

[@manpointspodcast5275]

You're an underrated national treasure.

[@davidyates7835]

Mate I carnt handle this full video but your my hero ❤

[@Umbragecko]

I wish KZbin would see it the same, i hate that Gundam *censor* himself Because of YT

[@quitequiet5281]

🏆

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@Umbragecko gundam sencored himself so people can find out his treasures more

[@Ryan-vl2nn]

🏆

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

These are the chicks that wholeheartedly believed they were vampires in middle/high school

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

"Twilight" syndrome. That movie destroyed Millenials and ruined vampire movies to this day.

[@Sir_Godz]

and no they are unsupervised womeen in thier thirties

[@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg]

@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 I wish we could get something like Interview with a Vampire

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg "30 Days of Night" was and is still my favorite so far.

[@gerboiremoncopaing933]

People who hold the following beliefs: flat earth, christian creationism, witchcraft, should be forbidden by law to vote and hold any position in the government, at any level above janitor; they should also be banned from social media.

[@tickledpinkmist]

They burned witches at the stake not because they were feared but because they were annoying.

[@DarthChrisB]

And they were all outa firewood

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

I bet they were all actually cross fit vegans.

[@nocturnal101ravenous6]

I mean you may not be wrong about this, Men had to pay the bills for Women racking up astrology predictions, they had to do something.

[@badistbrother8384]

They were nagging their husbands and the men were sick of it. "Burn the witch! (so that I can finally enjoy my peace and quiet)"

[@fyoutube9410]

I'm starting to understand the logic

[@Cyborg999999]

I get it now the nose ring is their signal antenna to connect them to echo chamber remotely like a cellphone.

[@baronhelius4596]

Finally. Someone has figured the nose ring epidemic out! Thank you sir! 😂

[@rameynoodles152]

lmfaoooooo

[@JaylaStarr]

Haha 🤣 bull piecing = bull 💩 coming lol

[@makotonarukami7468]

If used to be goth low lives wearing this, then a bunch of women started to wear it, and the rest is history. ​@@baronhelius4596

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Talking to the spirit mothership from K2-18b

[@greghannibal]

At this point the guy who prophesied that Trump would serve two terms and later said "I never said two CONSECUTIVE terms," has more cred than all these so-called psychics.

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

I mean… he wasn’t wrong.

[@bwestacado9643]

Hell, we all saw that coming. America had it too good under Trump and needed a Democrat to run things to see the difference comparatively. It was a given he'd smoke anyone they put up against him this run. The difference between 2019 and now is the difference between the industrial boom and the great depression. We all felt it

[@GaryLyons]

Kim Clement prophesied that! RIP

[@redreaper3065]

​@@bwestacado9643 Biden was actually a blessing in disguise. Showed the US how little democrats care about them

[@AegisAuras]

⁠@@GaryLyons Kim was the guy that prophesied 911 so actually that they raided him, only to find nothing

[@TinaTVe]

Additionally, keep in mind that these individuals reject religious people as superstitious and stupid.

[@aaronward6205]

Okay, so two groups can be superstitious and stupid. what's your point?

[@Gaelthegoblinoid]

@@aaronward6205 the point is, windowlicker, that they are hypocrites lmao

[@makemebad153]

​@Gaelthegoblinoid I don't believe in spirits like this lady, or a bearded man on a cloud cause they don't exist so I'm a windowlicker? Hilarious. Stay stupid, champ.

[@joecooper8527]

​@@aaronward6205 The religious aspect made America's cornerstone.

[@RanMouri82]

​@@aaronward6205 The majority of us religious folks, specifically Christians, are neither of those things. The leftists just see us as interfering with their fun.

[@thatsnotoneofmeatsmanyuses1970]

The spirit contract says: "Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery".

[@settame1]

“No refunds for missed flights”

[@jacobp1189]

So the spirit contract was stuff and things? Cause karmic stuff?

[@minion3806]

​@jacobp1189 are you a fellow heelvsbabyface watcher?

[@jacobp1189]

@minion3806 not regularly. Seen a few of his.

[@LeviAckerman-cb5ji]

4:56 Remember the comic from a couple years back about Starfire's chunky goth daughter? This girl looks like her.

[@empyreanvole]

She went from a medium to an extra large

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

Many such cases 😔

[@trollingleftists2490]

🤣😂🤣👌

[@Blankego]

😂

[@leos.2322]

🤣🤣🤣

[@underdoge8338]

If I'm down bad I'll still smash

[@travisgeorge1553]

"I grew up, in a middle class family. We loved our lawns." -Kamala Harris

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Unburdened by what has been

[@JaylaStarr]

As a middle class family I hated our lawns lol having to follow rules or get fined = a waste of money

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

Is that suppose to be an insult? Because it isn't.

[@JaylaStarr]

@@amadeusagripino6862we’ll be unburdened come January

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

@@JaylaStarr WTF are you talking about? follow the rules or get fined you lost me?

[@alyssarichardson2544]

>"I read energy very well, I talk to spirit guides, and I read soul contracts" I DO DRUGS TOO, LADY, what make you so special?

[@realamerican3282]

She probably does more

[@kevtheancient]

Mental institutions need to make a serious comeback.

[@AYFKMRN]

Or at least public shaming

[@adamschrader328]

​@@AYFKMRN THIS ⬆⬆⬆⬆

[@spinner520]

If we did, it would be filled with mostly women.

[@dumbbumsc5329]

@@AYFKMRNIt’s making a comeback. Shaming not institutes. That’ll be a bit later hopefully

[@josephfabry7655]

I love how the Wiccan says that we must do some critical thinking and investigative work. You can't make this stuff up lol.

[@NoName-rl3fh]

Based

[@KathrynTestBot]

Seriously. Who does this lady think she is? Lucifer himself? And before somebody tries to correct me, look. I know these types claim they follow "the goddess" or Morgana or whatnot. The point is she really doesn't know what she sounds like here....

[@Zac_Frost]

"Psychics" in general.

[@Animebryan2]

Why not? She did.

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

​@@Animebryan2 did she? Because everyone can spout random nonsense, my yugioh cards told me so...

[@Hadex79]

I too speak to spirits, mostly tequila.

[@marving9736]

Bourbon 😊

[@bZman]

Scotch makes for a good listener

[@johnnymcauliffe1289]

“Oh, Whiskey, you’re the Devil. You’re leading me astray. Over hills and mountains, And to Americ-A. You’re sweeter, stronger, tastier, And spunkier than Tea. Oh, Whiskey, you’re my darling, Drunk or Sober.”

[@JaylaStarr]

I’m a cheapo I speak to Smirnoff lol

[@jamesduncan2403]

In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you

[@teadrinker7098]

"Channeled from the universe" - the universe appears to be trolling.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

“This soul-contract is the worst contract in the history of forever.”

[@crazyfnjoey]

Wow, I feel more connected to the universe now. I am ONE, with the universe.

[@nocturnal101ravenous6]

If the Universe has a habit of literally trolling scientists, what do you think it would do to some of these people?

[@AYFKMRN]

I believe she’s still using a UHF antenna because she’s obviously getting nothing but snow and static.

[@nothajzl]

This new trend of deifying “ze universe” is so weird. Like bruh, universe isnt a living thing, its just a descriptive word for planets and stuff🤪🤪

[@whitemaleplatypus8490]

A soul contract seems like something a demon would do rather than a spirit.

[@xymos7807]

Demons are spirits/souls who are damned and corrupted...so you're half right.

[@reignman30]

Why would demons or spirits need contracts, and what authority holds them to these contracts? Is there a demon/spirit judicial system, with lawyers and stuff? Because who do I sue if one of them violates my spirit contract? I mean I've been trying to sell my soul for a blonde with tig ol bitties for years and she still hasn't arrived.

[@EndertheWeek]

Gundam doesn't understand that all the contracts are in Central Filing so that they are easily accessible. 😁

[@mushyroom9569]

“Soul contract” sounds like the answer an academic would have come up with to The Problem of Evil. A metaphysical version of the social contract.

[@BobJerunckle]

I knew a girl who claimed to be a witch and was always on hard financial times and to make extra money she offered "money spells" to people for a few bucks each. I always wanted to ask her why she didn't cast them for herself instead.

[@thezackast2752]

She did cast them on herself. The main component of that spell is an idiot dumb enough to believe they aren't getting scammed

[@DrBugz-h1q]

She couldn't afford to pay herself.

[@stunner9005]

She knows it’s a scam.

[@BackstabbyBoy]

Because that would be an infinite money exploit, and so the spirit gods have patched it out years ago.

[@OkamiToge]

As soon as I heard "I also do astrology" I knew this would be unhinged.

[@standardgigachad3297]

It took you that long?

[@peterlang777]

soul contract 😂 nice making up garbage

[@JaylaStarr]

Anyone who seriously believes in that should not have the right to vote lol Edit: I didn’t know he said this I made this comment b4 I finished watching lol)

[@courtneytyree-jones8563]

As soon as a saw the nose ring I figured it

[@lolwtnick4362]

i mean astrology on humans is idiotic. but real astrology is the study of moving bodies and planets and stars. so it's a real science

[@blampfno]

The only step down from "trust me bro" is "Trust me bro, the spirits told me so."

[@simonpetrikov3992]

Some of the spirits might be grifting then.

[@lithuaniaball]

My source is: *it was revealed to me in a dream*

[@dugonman8360]

Trust me, my uncle works at the river styxs.

[@nocturnal101ravenous6]

Wait is this Linus Tech Tips Approved level of Trust me Bro?

[@caralho5237]

Pretty sure thats the basis of all religion. No wonder humanity is so fucked

[@Hank..]

A soul contract sounds like something the pixies from Fairly Oddparents would use. "Corporate phased out blood rituals years ago. We use soul contracts now."

[@HarveyDangerLurker]

I'll need to seek my soul lawyer.

[@edudmodnar4661]

It is more Eco friendly

[@lightning0938]

The pixies you mean who all talk like Ben Stein

[@stupidhandles]

Or Satan

[@neongenesisevangelion587]

I read that quote in the Pixies voice it was funny as hell.

[@ETFRoss]

"My spirit guide" Demon is the word you're looking for

[@tolstoy143]

I remember thinking the Internet was the greatest modern invention, then came social media which gave idiots a platform and a megaphone.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

It used to be the case that we’d at least have to shower, get dressed, and eat breakfast before dealing with morons. Now we deal with morons as soon as we wake up!

[@daishikaze3986]

I would say Smartphones more than Social Media had a bigger effect of giving idiots a platform with a megaphone. Social Media you could still control to a point, who you interacted with and what you saw. It was Smartphones that put every jackhole in the universe on the internet, when before you had to have some modicum of know how to access it. You still had idiots, but they were idiots who had to work to get there. Now any old moron with a phone is on it all day everyday throwing opinions every which way without any thought behind any of it

[@patrickpedersen1876]

Exactly! It is rotting society. Celebrities feel ultra important, Kids shut down mentally, every industry gets a false idea of its market and people become socially anxious..

[@ssjwes572]

I pin the time frame to once it became super easy to access the internet, it started to rot. When it was a little troublesome to connect, you mostly found the "cream of the crop" now you run into the "bottom of the barrel". Interactions between users has changed a lot over that time.(edit: I started using the net in 1994)

[@Talvos]

The spirit guide has to pull the contract.... leave it to the crazies to turn the supernatural into a bureaucracy.

[@derekd6403]

Spirit world HR would like to see you before end of day.

[@SpaceDikon]

Those guide don’t even get paid enough

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@derekd6403 Oof, guys have to worry about spiritual allegations going on now.

[@KathrynTestBot]

Wasn't there a TV show where the entrance to hell was the MVD?

[@WardenWyrd]

They worship government so the idea of a Kafkaesque nightmare of an afterlife, like the worst DMV experience you could have, actually appeals to them.

[@blvalverde]

If all these chicks can see the future, why aren't they rich? Come on, see the lotto numbers.

[@ephraimwinslow]

Manifestation is just daydreaming. The fact that they think that's a legit life plan tells you one of two things: 1) They literally pay no attention to reality, such that they don't actually notice whether or not they're getting the results they want. 2) They get what they wish for *more often than not with no effort involved* which... yeah that's called having a sugar daddy.

[@ephraimwinslow]

Dude? Never ask them for *results*. They don't know what those look like. They just know how to project false certainty and hope that at least one simpleton validates it.

[@eba9121]

Maybe they know if they won the lottery, they would blow it all on lame stuff like Starbucks and a liberal arts degree lol

[@AYFKMRN]

_’OH IT DOESNT WORK _*_LIKE THAT!!’_* Of course it doesn’t, sweetheart.

[@ephraimwinslow]

@@AYFKMRN Shave off the last 2 words from that sentence and it stays accurate.

[@Jokerwysiwyg]

I once saw a poster of a clairvoyance convention cancelled due to unforseen circumstances, speaks volumes really.

[@fajaradi1223]

Heard this joke somewhere before, just couldn't remember it exactly. Let me ask the spirit first.

[@kellscrawford9076]

As a white woman. I’m sorry 😂I don’t know what the hell is wrong with my kind.

[@jojoswawa1524]

They’ve been tricked by shekel swindler women pretending to be white for power and status. But their tribal values are not compatible with traditional White Beliefs.

[@Armory_4]

0:42 And yet they mock Christians for believing in God?

[@Skelebum3031]

Happens all the time

[@TellYouHwaet]

Many such cases!

[@marchueltz4993]

It is a rather common misconception, that you need to be smart yourself to mock someone stupid.

[@matalostodos]

Marschueltz, thank you Rabbi, your opinion on europeans has been noted and discarded.

[@DeltaDanner]

The most anti-Christian people I know believe they can cast spells and take advice from playing cards

[@TheIronLiz]

I started unironically using the phrase "gassed up mid" as a result of this channel. I hope you're proud of yourself

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Often the size of a gas giant too😂

[@poeticsilence047]

Same

[@kri249]

That's my pet name for Anne Frank

[@TexasRedFam]

It's a great phrase that whizzes past people

[@poeticsilence047]

@TexasRedFam said it to a guy I worked with and he just was like "what" . Once I explained, he just laughed and understood.

[@MephiticMiasma]

"I am a medium and a channel" aka, girl, you're being played for a fool.

[@Ray_LF]

medium diet soda with too much aspartame and a channel nobody watches. Like oxygen.

[@sojalemmi1515]

Women cant be wizards, so I guess a medium is the next best thing

[@shadynail4723]

Even if she is talking to spirits, she's getting played for a fool.

[@harbl99]

"I am a medium and a channel" So is the Suez Canal, doesn't mean I'll take life advice from it.

[@MephiticMiasma]

@@harbl99 isn't that next to de Nile?

[@izzyoddzy6556]

Twenty years ago this same class of women would be praying and claiming spiritual power for this. Right now crystals and 'manifesting' are very trendy.

[@reignman30]

She seems to be eating well, so I imagine this is a grift that pays well. If I didn't have a conscience, I could probably make a lot of money separating the gullible from their money.

[@christophermooney5013]

Gundam, at this point your satire, sarcasm and blend dry humor are global icon levels. Keep up the great work!

[@sethrobbins2464]

You’re funny man. Sorry KZbin hates you. Godspeed

[@K-Wad]

"I'm a medium....." She looks more like a "large" to me.

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Ooh good one.

[@Chilling_Chilling]

She accidentally swallowed her "spirit guide" during one of her taco bell mukbangs 😅

[@HarveyDangerLurker]

Extra large

[@eye776]

She looked kinda cute as a medium before getting large

[@mrkiky]

@@eye776 too bad the software's all messed up either way

[@naughtyhieroglyph669]

These women, they are the ones creating the content, that has been used to train the AI, on how women are.

[@TheAcad3mic]

And the AI will be right because women are wild.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

No one predicted the future where our robot overlords justify our enslavement by reciting new age argle-bargle.

[@silentnight3192]

😱😱😱

[@superdave8248]

Scary thought there. But it is why I say TikTok and Instagram are female dominate platforms. Because KZbin channels seem to have no shortage of content to pull from those two platforms to make their points on our society.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@superdave8248 they are low-barrier platforms, just use a phone and press a button to record and post. KZbin is harder. This is why all the lowIQ people congregate there. Similar situation with Mastodon and federated services in general, they are hard to understand and use so that's a barrier that keeps the normies out

[@RaithRapture]

Thank you, Gundam, for taking me on this journey in discovering soul contracts, universe spirits, and how to properly apply eye shadow. You are truly embody the spirit of Christmas.

[@kri249]

Those contracts may be spiritual but calories aren't.

[@darkmagicianscousin5261]

It's really weird that the spirits of the universe only start talking when these women don't take their psych meds.

[@benschultz1784]

No, they were never prescribed anti-psychs to begin with because they are "special" and "you can't take away what makes them, them."

[@reignman30]

Well yeah, the psych meds interfere with the signal. That's why some of them wear the bull ring, it's like an antenna for better reception.

[@aapku]

Looks like they have their own Q-anon now

[@blvalverde]

They have a psychic network that can not see the future

[@stevenschnepp576]

Aways did.

[@Herodotus888]

BlueAnon.

[@DeltaDanner]

According to BlueAnon, the drones in New Jersey are hunting down Trump supporters and Trump himself is going to be arrested. Kamala is the real president and will be installed once everything is in place.

[@crocidile90]

At least Q-Anon is entertaining.

[@jtheweirdo]

She has been corrupted by the chaos of the warp. In the name of the Emperor of all mankind someone bring her illumination.

[@MiguelFlores-pg8fi]

Nah, these are the rejects of The Changer, even he thinks their the lowest of lows

[@TheBriarWolf]

ABHOR THE WITCH! EMPEROR BE WITH YOU BROTHER 🫡 🦅 FOR HE OF TERRA!!!

[@Flesh_Wizard]

She's Tzeentchmaxxing

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Remember when they said their hexes were richocheting off of Trump? Maybe the karmic reversal they foresee is their own.

[@heinricho]

Call the inquisition

[@DarthVader-1701]

"I'm a professional." Cameron Frye: A professional what?

[@reignman30]

A professional BS artist. She gets paid to lie to gullible people.

[@redheadedviking9415]

WOW, just wow. Makes the whole "Locked up in a rubber room with rats makes me crazy" meme look completely sane. I love the commentary you bring to the table Gundam.

[@moreauless1089]

This content warms my heart in these cold times.

[@thatoneguychad420]

I'm freezing right now and the videos warming me up a bit still.

[@DarthEvilicus]

These people are so high on copium it’s giving them permanent brain damage

[@AYFKMRN]

Don’t forget the hopium- although I believe that’s in very low supply.

[@abduljabars]

"It's keeping me sane" ....are you sure about that honey?

[@adamschrader328]

Define "sane"

[@Revys_Husband343]

Okay someone please add "Chick-A-Nese" to the Websters dictionary because that is a new fandagled word if I ever heard it in my life.

[@reignman30]

It's probably in the only dictionary that matters, Urban Dictionary xD.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

My ears: "Chickenese" My inner Big Smoke: "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH"

[@Marthamarv]

Accessing people's soul contracts without their consent sounds like a legal nightmare

[@lostsock9852]

Red: "It's keeping me sane" Me: "Ummm, nope"

[@chadwendt8702]

The Thor meme... "Is it though?" 🤔

[@splitz76]

Once I see that septum ring I know they are full of it. They don't even need to speak at this point.

[@thundermolloy]

Strange how the septum piercing seems to come with specific personality huh? Why have I never seen a chick with a nose ring that is... Sane? Coincidence? I think not.

[@reignman30]

It's also weird how you can immediately tell who they voted for, and where they stand on most social issues. It's like a giant neon sign that says "I'm -retarded- special"

[@ssjwes572]

@@thundermolloy Even sane I've never seen a girl with a nose ring that didn't have at least some issue going on. I'm sure there are some out there but I've never met one.

[@LuciferLovemonkey]

My spirit guide is the Macho Man Randy Savage. Never guides me wrong.

[@araaraaura1887]

THE CREAM OF THE CROP!!! OH YEAH!

[@Raptchur]

I'm eating a slimjim right now.

[@Subsaibot2526]

Lucky

[@badbeatlover23]

"OH Yeeeahhh!"

[@Cipher71]

SPACE IS THE PLACE AND SKYYYY'S THE LIMIT FOR THE MA-CHO MAYNNN YEAH

[@boontime]

I was dating a girl 10yrs ago who would see a clairvoyant regularly. On one visit she was told she had met the love of her life, her soul mate, the one she would grow old and die with etc, referring to myself (She had heard about me previous sitting). Totally unrelated... We split up the next day and haven't seen or spoken to each other since.

[@reignman30]

So the medium never told her if she told you this story her reading would automatically be voided because he'd dump your ass immediately? xD

[@reignman30]

Religious people do that too though. They meet some guy who they think is perfect and believe god put prince charming in her life for a reason, then they get divorced a few years later. My aunt was like that. God put prince charming in her life for some stupid reason. Well he turned out to be quite the loser. He was a drunk who gambled them into debt, and he was always cheating on her when he was out on the road as a trucker, so they're divorced now. I wish the stupidity ended there though. Now she tells this cute little story about her new husband whose last name is Brake. She was going through a rough stretch after the divorce so she kept asking god for a break lol. And OMG she met some guy named Brake. It's god answering her xD. True story.

[@ssjwes572]

@@reignman30 It's just what humans do. Even the systems they fall prey to were created by them. So it's not so much the system as it is the people. The older you get the more you'll notice these contradictions and illogical ways of thought.

[@ssjwes572]

@@reignman30 Just a thought, remove religion from your Aunt and she'd still be who she is. It wouldn't make her any smarter nor dummier for that matter. She'd still carry her logic just in a different system of ideas.

[@orenmontgomery8250]

8:24 "I could *definitely* just be in the denial stage of grief buuuut it's keeping me sane." X to doubt

[@josephbrown9685]

“It keeps me sane.” It’s not working.

[@DoomKrakken]

"Long game?" "Denial stage of grief?" "Secret plans?" "Traps set?" *Bro, this is SOMEHOW even worse than Q-Anon.*

[@opalowl7792]

Get this girl some water! She’d so dehydrated from making tik toks her mouth is sticking to itself 1:46

[@mstirlz]

Nah its cause she's used to doing asmr content for reddit freakz

[@AttacMage]

I don't have misophonia but that pisses me off

[@melissamurray8307]

A soul contract sounds a lot like selling your soul. Also, there’s always a catch when you do such a thing.

[@RenjiMaili]

These people are the result of empty validation.

[@7Seven-Four4]

6:35 This is exactly the crazy stuff they made fun of Qanon followers for. It's hilarious seeing the shoe on the other foot.

[@kri249]

Especially hearing them use the term election fraud.

[@underthepale]

I'm familiar with this from Gamergate; If *you* believe in it, it's a "conspiracy theory," irrespective of how sensible a belief it is or how much evidence you might have. If *they* believe in it, it's the gospel truth, utterly heedless of how little support it might have, or how utterly barking a belief it is.

[@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw]

The Left invented conspiracy theories. The CIA does X was their go too staple. It was only when they took over power, including to the CIA, that they began to accuse their opponents of being conspiracy thinkers.

[@redreaper3065]

I mean they got shown to be hypocrites when they immediately started denying the election after calling Republicans "threats" for denying 2020

[@antonioliles5027]

​@@underthepale Yup... Leftists absolutely refuse to police their own bad actors.😅

[@reservoirdude92]

I hope those self hugging white sweaters gain more traction in the next 4 years 😂

[@zdancrk]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏🍹🍹

[@MorganSullivan]

Don't give them hope!!

[@TimothyDunham-wu4wk]

​@MorganSullivan ? He's talking about a straightjacket for crazy people 😅😂

[@MorganSullivan]

@@TimothyDunham-wu4wk do not give them hope!!

[@TheGreatIndoors1979]

The White Padded House

[@mrbrocephus3849]

I hate it when certain people talk, and I can hear the saliva separate from their lips and teeth. I hate it. It’s her.

[@Blankego]

Was gonna say the same thing. It's gross.

[@watchmehope6560]

😭 I hate it so much

[@Justin-pe9cl]

I think she took the fuzzy part off of the mike.

[@AlbinoHashish]

The sound activates my fight or flight response at this point.

[@ssjwes572]

I hate it as well but after some dental work, I do it some times. You'd hate what I have to do to NOT make those sounds while I talk. You'd have to hear a lot of slurping noise instead... Good thing I work in an environment where people don't care because they can barely hear you anyways, it's so loud.

[@nunayoorbidnez2119]

@0:25 My "Magic 8 Ball" is more accurate than this silly little girl.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Magic 8 Ball is her nickname

[@nunayoorbidnez2119]

@@marcogenovesi8570 Or "meatball" for short 😆

[@matthewconner7800]

Well, she said that it would happen in November, so I hope she has another way to get attention other than as a medium, because it’s almost Christmas, and so her video is an advertisement of her poor results.

[@nunayoorbidnez2119]

@@matthewconner7800 She'll claim she was victimized by the spirits.

[@patchmoulton5438]

@@matthewconner7800 "I never said THIS November"

[@anniereddj]

I love your videos. This one was particularly Fabulous. My eyes were glued to it to not miss a single bit. Afterwards I just looked at my Fluffy figure and smiled!

[@alejandropacheco7832]

*_"Oh no! what? ... what happened?! Oh no! How terrible, that's just awful! How terrible!!... Oh noooooo!!..."_* 😅😂

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

😂😂😂

[@SPASTICSTONER]

Damn... I can hear the accent in my head😄

[@DreadPirateMorgan-z8u]

They’re even getting trolled by their own spirits. Incredible

[@lightning0938]

Demons love mocking their future roommates

[@mr.critical5523]

If half this stuff was real, how many of these chicks would actually listen to what the universe tells them?

[@simonpetrikov3992]

They would not listen

[@Hyphen_1781]

They'd do the opposite 😂

[@trustworthydan]

Women don't listen, that's the problem.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

they would still be grifting and not knowing the universe is trying to talk

[@reignman30]

The fact that no self respecting law enforcement agency in the country has a team of psychics on the payroll to help them instantly solve crimes, should tell you everything lol. I remember a story one time where a lady came in to speak with detectives, claiming she could help them solve a murder, because they were offering a pretty big reward. And holy crap, she nailed every single detail and led them exactly to where the body was buried in the middle of nowhere. She was promptly arrested for murder lol. The dumbass thought they were actually buying her psychic abilities xD. She was just dumb and greedy.

[@theredranger9723]

She’s looking at her spirit guide. Otherwise known as a demon

[@ianrotten4453]

I absolutely love it. Please ladies, keep on pumping out these extremely entertaining, yet deeply disturbing videos!

[@SammaclauseGamgee]

Them: "I talk to spirit guides and read soul contracts." Also them: "you believe in God? What a loser." Wait, I have another one... Them: "no human being is illegal!" Also them: "I dont care what the charges are; lock him up so he cant be president!" Also them: "whats a blanket pardon?"

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

They're truly laughable.

[@TrueBlueEngineer]

Demons, she's talking to demons. God help her

[@tonyclements1147]

Demons. God? Seriously?

[@bZman]

@@tonyclements1147 Idk man, Alex Jones mentioned demons..... He does tend to be right in the end

[@SpaceDikon]

Don’t think demons would want her except to troll

[@shadynail4723]

​@SpaceDikon their whole mission is to deceive and destroy. It tracks.

[@nessa6248]

Yes. Yes, she is.

[@Jynx_Splatoon]

I used to to talk to spirits too! Then I took my schizo meds.

[@ArcticAndroid-on9pw]

The first one is a few "m'kay" and hyenalaughss away from being indistinguishable from Kamala's speech.

[@andrewmitchell5807]

1:24 black jack is definitely the worst game to play at a casino if you can tell the future

[@HarveyDangerLurker]

Just because I upped my bet on a completely random hand doesn't mean you get to force me to dig a shallow grave in the desert.

[@CollaredConsulting]

Correct. Craps is best

[@ComputersDontFixPaint]

​@CollaredConsulting I thought it'd be roulette because you know the exact number. But then again, I don't know craps because I don't gamble.

[@CollaredConsulting]

@@ComputersDontFixPaint I say craps because on my FIRST visit to Vegas I had a feeling to bet snake eyes in craps (a 1 and 1 on the dice) and threw out $100 chip on my first ever bet and won $3000.

[@MaztRPwn]

6:59 This girl is making up a Jojo’s level plot line that makes 300% less sense.😂

[@efrainsantiago2181]

Don't insult jjba like that lmao, at least jojo's is entertaining

[@Eisenwulf666]

"you see, because i knew you knew what i was going to do.."

[@ultranecrozma7449]

You thought Trump would be president, but it was me! DIO!

[@dapperbunch5029]

@@ultranecrozma7449Ahh, THAT’S how he dodged the bullet.

[@dblitz1339]

Your spirit contract has been deemed null and void.

[@reignman30]

Some spirit violated my spirit contract, so I filed a claim against them in spirit court, but I still haven't heard back from them. I'm starting to believe the whole is just a scam.

[@kamesanj0]

Yeah, I think interstate soul contracts might be some kind of federal crime.

[@AYFKMRN]

One might even consider it an international crime, right?

[@lightning0938]

Cross dimensional crime since the spiritual plane is another dimension technically

[@sprouted-corn]

Would that bring the Stone Temple Pilots singer back? 😂

[@bwestacado9643]

The spirits are telling me that chick is insane and they love to troll her

[@magicman9218]

with all of the Eons of dead humans.. isn't it funny how the spirits never tell the medium "eek a woman wearing pants, is there a living man i could talk to?"

[@shuntensatsu11]

So she talks to "spirits" and has a "spirit guide" that presents her with a contract and helps her interpret them. So the guide's just a lawyer. Objective proof that she's just communing with devils that want to consume our souls, make witch-burning great again.

[@johnnytyler5685]

"I talk to spirit guides." Is his name "Tobin", by any chance?

[@eodmax85]

😂😂😂 Ray, when someone asks if you're a god... you say YES!

[@brianmcdonald7017]

It's 100% more useful and believable

[@paulkerriage4470]

Happy Christmas, Gundam. You're a champ.

[@rogerx1258]

"This is officially speaking. I am a professional. I read energy very well, talk to spirit guides and read soul contracts." ... That is truly impressing. I can only imagine her being wrong must result from getting her solid info from a different universe. She sadly is just to powerful.

[@curlybob17]

Omg I just realized. Bob's Burger's did an episode of this where Linda thought she was psychic. At the end she almost went to jail for tampering with a police Investigation and just making educated guesses. 😂😂😂😂

[@eba9121]

Trump is uniting people by laughter. Only stronger bond is hatred lol

[@Cheetahbonita13]

“I’m a professional”🙂‍↔️ 1:39

[@tonyclements1147]

That woman is loonier than a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

[@alexf8309]

I... thought it was you in the video Nah I'm just messin. I got a good laugh from her too. She's a pro!

[@Cheetahbonita13]

@@tonyclements1147 that’s an understatement! What a time to be alive😌

[@bladekick6405]

Hand gestures overemphasized piss me off

[@Samichski]

​@@tonyclements1147 loonier and less funny

[@mcferg1603]

I’m glad tik tok will be banned

[@samusx2175]

We can only hope. Then hope again these nutters don't go to other platforms..

[@nisonatic]

Remember what happened when they fled Tumblr, tho.

[@vizzo1138]

@@nisonatic YT shorts about to hit a new low.

[@oceanmango4987]

I’m glad TikTok is going to get banned, too. Thank God, but I thought the ban was on hold?

[@kovanova9409]

Well, I guess she broke her side of the soul contract. Must of been some rule about actually proving she can do the things she promised.

[@BoxJockey]

Her magic is so strong she cant remember how often she is wrong.

[@druidathanaric7582]

The sun shall rise when the moon should & the moon shall rise when the sun should. Day & night will flip. The Soul Train told me so!

[@matalostodos]

Oh, I thought you were quoting the quran, where this is actually a thing

[@rickybev3078]

She’s the HR department of the spirit world…

[@horusfalcon]

Psychic? Psycho, more like. Gundum, dude, you continue to call 'em like you see 'em. Thank you. Have a great holiday season, man, and be careful out there.

[@jaycee330]

The spirit contract says: "Your car warranty is about to expire."

[@Snakedude4life]

Don’t date but “experience” a crystal girl. Once you got the mindset, you can learn to avoid it. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@SpartanTrigger]

I have current. GF is Asian so. I’m safe for now

[@Ray_LF]

Look. I have a type. It just so happens that that type is "girl highly likely to at least try to stab me". If they fall into that category nothing else matters.

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

They really are modern-day sirens 😏

[@TuberMad]

Sirens, or Banshees?

[@MysticBearKnight]

Sirens are supposed to be attractive.

[@timflemming4christ]

Sirens were beautiful. Cut the siren slander.

[@angel_of_rust]

Sirens designed the western game studio?

[@Dayz3O6]

Sirens are suppose to hot sexy and alluring, these are women are 🤮

[@RandyCrane-j1k]

she could get a job at the department of redundancy department

[@cristiancojocaru9821]

I am so amazed that all these spirits are so nice and do not hold the outdated problematic views they held in life...

[@toeray5864]

These meltdowns tell me there are way too many people who a) invest far too much of themselves into a politician and b) desperately need to get laid.

[@SirMirror890]

Or need to stop getting laid because it’s making their egos absolutely monstrous

[@bwestacado9643]

If they had boyfriends, I bet they'd be at least semi normal

[@fajaradi1223]

​@@bwestacado9643 Assuming they're dating normal person. Which unlikely

[@redheadedviking9415]

No stick will ever fix that kind of crazy.

[@ValentinaRosas-i4q]

Now this is what I needed today!

[@St0rmTheGates]

I'm pulling your soul contract!

[@bZman]

The never get results because you have to have a soul to sell

[@CrimsonCatnep]

The X files music halfway through had me rolling! I guess she didn't count on us Christians praying and how that affects the spiritual realm. Usually these "mediums" are conversing with demonic spirits. Be careful with anyone who claims to be a "medium" or can "converse with the spirits".

[@e.c.winner7252]

Definitely they are being manipulated by evil forces. No one can tell the future. Anyone who says they can are lying or deceived.

[@Shawn-c2i]

Just ask Hillary Clinton

[@Shawn-c2i]

Or bill gates and his cohort buddies the wef

[@brelshar4968]

.. you mean like how Christians do with God?

[@Shawn-c2i]

@brelshar4968 he's the father of us all he's not evil

[@katvega6602]

It can be good business telling idiots exactly what they want to hear. Several entire television networks are based around this fact.

[@TheGanjologist]

Dont ask questions. Just consume culture war. Never mind the actual problems. Get excited for next gundam

[@kevrms]

I swear I can fix her this time

[@edwardoregan6969]

😂

[@jojoswawa1524]

Leave her, it’s not worth your soul.

[@thezackast2752]

She's not that bad bro I know what they do now trust me

[@batboy555]

Check the soul contract. Some restrictions apply.

[@froginprogress8510]

Whenever someone says they communicate with spirits, I just wonder how long they'll do this before figuring out they're getting info from the minions of Satan...

[@minespatch]

YEah, Demons immediately came to mind when the lady said "Kamala has a contract too", hoo boy.

[@TheBayzent]

When they say they communicate with spirits they mean they spend half of their awoken hours drunk on Margarittas and rum cola.

[@reignman30]

They ain't getting nothing from nobody. They're con artists duping gullible people out of their money by telling them what they want to hear. For some reason it remains legal.

[@the_jambassador]

It's like a gambling addict. Satan gives her a couple of wins to get the hooks in, then switches into house-mode and laughs as she gobbles up baloney and just keeps faithfully asking for more.