FEED ME CRYPTO SLOP (STEAM HAS BECO҈M҈E̴ I͋̀̄͐̍͞N̾͛̍͛͡F͂̀̃̽̇͡Ê̈͠C҇̅̆̍̌͂T͆̓̅̀͠Ể̈́̂̕D҇̔̐̾)

Jauwn, why do you always make fun of the Epic Games Store when #Steam is just as bad?
Let's not get too overzealous. Steam isn't that bad. However, they've definitely let the #crypto and #nftgame plague spread, despite having announced a "ban" on them.
I've curated a tour of 5 crypto games on Steam, and in this video, I give a brief review and some background on each game. Unsurprisingly, they are basically all shovelware and should never be played by anyone.
You're welcome.
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:54 FishVerse
7:35 Phantom Galaxies
13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it)
15:55 MetaDOS
18:43 Oh Baby Kart
23:31 Outro
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[@jauwn]

I made a second channel and the first video is my full reaction to the KILLER WHALES show mentioned in the video. The full VOD is available on this channel for members of any tier! www.youtube.com/@JAUWNCUBE The game I’m playing in the outro is DeathSpank. It is not a crypto game. Sorry I forgot to add that in the video. Chapters: 0:00 Intro 0:54 FishVerse 7:35 Phantom Galaxies 13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it) 15:55 MetaDOS 18:43 Oh Baby Kart 23:31 Outro Subscribe: kzbin.info/door/-nIhxjNqjcm8EmpPWBg3wA Buy me a Coffee: ko-fi.com/jauwn Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Jauwnio

[@ropemantv]

Try Nyan Heroes It's bad compared to NORMAL games and yet it's not that bad of a game

[@jauwn]

@@ropemantv I have tried it. It is a barebones alpha not worth talking about

[@hyde5213]

The internet has become infected by cuckchannel lingo.

[@ropemantv]

@@jauwn Well... The thing is they would be listed on bybit 21st of may and all players of both seasons gonna get rewarded for playing / doing socials stuff so all and all it's a good game compared to 99% of other crypto games (for me it's even worse than games like Cod Bo4 ( released in 2018)) Another "game" which is at least playable is DarkCountry on WAX blockchain (you reviewed Splinterlands and it's kinda similar but not really)

[@jauwn]

Doesn't that kind of prove the point that people are only playing it cause they're getting paid? if they weren't giving out a coin literally nobody would care about their game

[@pozcreative9480]

At this point it’s not even worth mentioning that these crypto games are asset flips.. it’s so common it’s like constantly reiterating that humans breathe air

[@jauwn]

The day a crypto game isn't an asset flip is the day the sun dies

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@jauwn The end times do not near. Something wicked this way does not come.

[@rajidahae4220]

@@jauwn I wonder if you have heard of the game Solforge Fusion? It's an existing card battler that has been out in paper for several years and just launched a digital client... Up to now it has been a good game with no crypto, but an article came out indicating there are plans to add crypto to the game and the community was understandably mostly pissed; some of our biggest members quit and sold their collections already. The promised crypto implementation is still some ways from rolling out, so some of us have adopted a wait-and-see approach. Might be an interesting case study to keep an eye on as it doesn't follow the typical crypto-game paradigm (there is already a good game established and the crypto comes later). It was because of this development that I found you, incidentally; someone on one of the Solforge Discord servers posted one of your videos.

[@idlegameplayer3756]

@@jauwnthere's 3 certainties in life, death, taxes, and asset flip crypto games

[@snooganslestat2030]

​@@ponponpatapon9670Accurate!

[@ootdega]

Everyone 100 seconds, a minute passes in Lithuania

[@jauwn]

Metric time

[@eternalcustodian6594]

You mean gangsta time?

[@hopelessdecoy]

​@@jauwn it's always been a real question of mine if there ever was a "metric time" and if not then why?

[@AvengingMikon]

@@hopelessdecoy yes, someone attempted to make it. The problem is metric is base 10, but time is governed by rotation, which is 360 degrees. This means you’d need to redefine what a second is, which means you’d need to redefine cartography (which uses minutes and seconds as a way of subdividing areas)

[@ZeroPlayerGame]

@@AvengingMikon there's a metric angle measure - the grad or centigrade - apparently used in land surveying.

[@AlphactoryAT]

Hey jauwn, don't smile because you're done playing the games. Cry because you downloaded them in the first place. Hope this helps.

[@jauwn]

It doesn't

[@Send_Help]

@@jauwn Does it ever get better?

[@jauwn]

Jauwn: It Never Gets Better

[@soupcangaming662]

@@jauwn skill issue, get better

[@user-ku9jc1xb4x]

@@jauwnI hope you play fantastic games in between to serve as palette cleansers. I don’t want to see you suffer, considering I can tell a game’s quality just by looking at the footage for myself.

[@novelezra]

This is so depressing. If Psychonauts 2 taught me anything, is that a new Invader Zim game could be great. How they got the licence to Nickelodeon properties is beyond me.

[@douglassun8456]

I know Jauwn says it's licensed, but are we sure of that? It wouldn't be hard for them to use unauthorized fan art in the game. This is a crypto game; I wouldn't assume that the devs would have any scruples about IP, just as they have no scruples about much of anything.

[@shiftfire4511]

Well, thankfully it probably isn't an *exclusive* license. Considering Invader Zim and SpongeBob both have been in titles very recently that is *definitely* not connected to these guys, we could still see a modern Invader Zim game without a connection to these guys. I imagine the Zim license was rather cheap, though. It's been five years since Enter the Florpus released, that and Zim's inclusion in Nicktoon crossover titles are basically the only thing they've done since 2006. Heck, they might have nailed it as a bonus with the Spongebob license.

[@jauwn]

I have no reason to say it isn't official. Nickelodeon stuff has been licensed to NFT companies plenty of times before

[@novelezra]

@@jauwn Oh I'm sure it's legit, that's what's sad. Someone get a studio on this so we can get an Ratchet and Clank clone but with Invader Zim.

[@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments]

There's tons of Nickelodeon NFTs. Paramount is no stranger to them.

[@DynamicDownie]

The redeeming factor of steam over epic is the reviews that can warn people of the scams

[@qu1253]

And even if the reviews are blatantly astroturfed, someone can still look at that and say "Wait a minute, something's not right here" and avoid getting scammed.

[@denormative]

Yeah, that's basically my opinion too. Between Valve's requirements not to integrate the crypto side of things into steam, and the user reviews, allows people to be educated about the trash so they can click 'next' in their discovery queue. Having them being lost in the rest of the low-effort trash in steam's database is probably the best thing that can happen.

[@fireraid9173]

Plus epic loves to put absolute garbage on their front page, like they're truly proud of the worthless slop shoved onto their sorry excuse for a storefront.

[@franslair2199]

The lack of reviews on the epic store is intentional, by the way.

[@lacucaracha111111]

and you get Linux support if Miscrosoft ever decided : OUR STORE ONLY!

[@ciaranhappyentriepaw]

as a gamedev myself, the low graphics setting on Fishverse genuinely baffles me. I *could* replicate that effect but genuinely, I do not see how you could *accidently cause that level of UV brokenness*. WHAT DID THEY DO!?

[@jauwn]

Has to be something like setting the texture size to 1px

[@ciaranhappyentriepaw]

@@jauwn that does make sense, still very bizzare

[@sorakafutanari]

it looks like what happens when you make mesh on top of the default cube and forget to unwrap the uvs

[@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120]

@@jauwnsetting the texture to 1px would just give a solid color, this looks more like they perhaps wanted to do solid colors on certain terrains but couldnt be bothered to UV it again....

[@ciaranhappyentriepaw]

@@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 yeah i just tested it on one of my models - made a 1x1px image of just red on paint, and applied it to the UV's model. its just red. In hindsight im not sure why I imagined anything else might happen if you do this, this result makes perfect sense. My geuss is they created multiple versions of the terrain mesh, and did this in such a way that is wrecked the UV's and they just didnt fix all of it for some reason. idk its sitll bizzare

[@BadWallaby]

"Forget open beta, CLOSE IT." LMFAO!!

[@taylorthebnnuy]

things are about to get.... sloppy....

[@ieatvirgins]

Just the way Jauwn likes it!

[@megaepicsupergamerplayinggames]

its all slop

[@mrkitty1997]

Sloppenheimer?

[@taylorthebnnuy]

@@mrkitty1997 now i have become trash, creator of slop

[@mattymerr701]

No sloppy steaks!

[@Profile__Name]

Hi, im the Profile Name you see in the steam reviews for Oh Baby! Kart. I think its important to note that the Spongebob level didnt cost them a license fee because the game is funded by Paramount, who already own the Sponge. Also, the CEO replies to my steam review multiple times, he is a crackpot.

[@pawoui]

Damn, okay. Thanks for the tea. You're suffering wasn't in vain 🙏

[@mopanda81]

but *why* is it funded by paramount

[@sorakafutanari]

@@mopanda81 paramount agreed with the shitty 3d sonic movie *and* made an exclusive streaming service so i cant say I'm surprised that they're shitheads

[@fluffy_tail4365]

@@mopanda81 ceos and investors are cancer, that's why

[@ChesterManfred]

​@@mopanda81money, money, money

[@GotchardandGo]

I know a crypto enthusiast in real life, and he thinks that valve is eventually going to turn face and allow crypto on the store. I think the fact that there are crypto games that are already on there could provide valve with examples of what kind of shit would happen if they really did. I have to wonder if the only reason these games are on the store is because of valve's shitty quality control.

[@sonoda944]

its like steam greenlight all over again

[@MyDude199]

100 bucks and you are on, though most of these games don't go very far due to their low user ratings, so that usually keeps them from ever appearing on the recommended tab.

[@autobotstarscream765]

That would be turning heel.

[@lobstrosity7163]

I'm investing in your friends knowledge.

[@DukasFiguliras]

It's not impossible tho, I hope gabeN lives for another 500 years so this doesn't happen

[@dakodahuber]

“In case you’re just listening, I’ll describe it for you” You have no idea how much I loved hearing that. I primarily watch your stuff before bed so it’s primarily just audio. So thank you for thinking of people like me 😅

[@jauwn]

I do the same with other people's videos so I figured that I should start doing the same in my own. Also it makes the videos more accessible

[@a_lethe_ion]

Oh god i love this

[@Speederzzz]

Seriously, I was cleaning so my phone wasn on a table. When I heard this I actually went to look haha

[@Oxydye]

LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAAAAAH!! 🦅🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹 (in reality I'm very disappointed)

[@jauwn]

How is using metric time doing for you guys

[@Oxydye]

Just like Americans are obsessed with their feet, we are always keeping it 💯

[@hyperturbotechnomike]

As Lithuanian, i can tell that we don't have a gaming industry and when something emerges, it's gonna be fishy. The only "gaming industry" we have is a large steam key reselling platform which doesn't have bad prices. Ah and we also don't have PlayStation, because Sony is from Asia. Vilnius is the speed centre of the world, because they have 100 seconds per minute. I'm glad my family is from Kaunas, where it's just 95 seconds per minute. Still very fast, just look at my username. I'm so fast, when i come, my wife won't.

[@Milan____]

I remember when I joined Game Developer's Conference two countries up from Vilnius, the organizer came half an hour late (clearly drank too much the night before and overslept) and in his sloppy introductory talk he said "you want to pay your developers well, so let's count 1000 euro per month per programmer" and that's when I knew there's no soul inside of him

[@_piercer]

every time I see something related to crypto there's a 50:50 if at least 1/3rd of the staff are Lithuanian or the business is based in Vilnius. super.

[@Camad]

There must be a story in how Oh Baby Kart was able to acquire not only the Invader Zim, but also the SPONGEBOB license. Yeah, Spongebob is everywhere and crossovers are common. But the licence cant be cheap.

[@jauwn]

"hello we are making a crossover game here is $1M for spongebob thanks"

[@Atsumari]

They were probably diagnosed with cancer as they were thinking of the name and though "oh baby!" and that is how their suffering became the game"s name.

[@InteriorCrocodileAlligator86]

I bet they didn't even pay Paramount

[@RawrX32009]

​@@AtsumariBro wtf

[@selectionn]

thats why I wish their funders were public. who and why is giving them the money to afford these licenses when their game is a commercial failure. is it just wealthy people who have money to waste like its a game, or is it poor working joe schmucks giving what they can??

[@CannaKitty]

The wingdings at 00:41 say dfasd)ijads I have too much time on my hands.

[@jauwn]

glad someone checked

[@princesslava15]

Exactly what I came here to see. 👍

[@increbidel4685]

Fhqwhgads

[@corbindallis1237]

I was gonna write this if someone else didn’t, so you and me both brother

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

That's incorrect, it says DFASD)IJaDS The capitals in Wingdings are different from the lowercase.

[@justletmelistthese]

Cyrpto slop so bad it became an analogue horror channel

[@thecorbohole3637]

I love how we've "evolved" from these asset flips being a Jimquisition episode to being a Jauwn episode, with the revelation that they now recieve millions of dollars in funding.

[@daedalus6433]

Jim went insane from direct exposure to the asset flips

[@emperorfaiz]

I still remember Steph's crusade against asset flip scums including the infamous Digital Homicide Studio.

[@mint8768]

Love the aesthetic you've got for the channel, jauwn. It's just got better and better over time

[@jauwn]

thank you! i only expect it to get stronger and stronger going forward

[@mint8768]

​@jauwn great to hear, I look forward to it

[@pawoui]

Like a fine wine

[@sascharuler]

Wildly off topic but thank you so much for adding cc to your video. I know it's a lot of work for very little reward but as someone with auditory processing issues this means the world to me Also I spent the entire video wrestling with my cat to brush out his matting and that seems easier then playing any of those crypto games lmao

[@jauwn]

I’m so glad you noticed because it’s something I just recently started doing. Someone had reached out previously and pointed out how the KZbin auto captions are rather poor and I agreed. I do base my captions off the auto captions just to save time so sometimes the words are a little off but it’s still better than the default ones. Glad you could enjoy the video 😌

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

​@@jauwn Between this, and how descriptive you are verbally, you are just wonderful to watch.

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

I do hate that most of these Invader Zim characters weren't available in the Nickelodeon kart racing game but are in this crypto inspired sludge.

[@EugenijusKrenis]

Vajėzau why do we have such a surprising amount of crypto game devs in Lithuania and why none hired me if they need to make a quick asset flip. I could use some job right now

[@jauwn]

The central / eastern European dev to crypto game pipeline is actually unreal

[@LanHikari]

I hope you get your bag soon.

[@spacebassist]

@@LanHikari fiat bagholders when they can walk to the shop and not have it depreciate to -5,000 dollar

[@zarroth]

@@spacebassist crypto isn't going to solve that problem either. Only thing that will is getting rid of the central banks worldwide, and everyone on the gold standard. Crypto has way too many holes for it to hold up. Only people that do not know how currency works think it can. These same people don't understand the relationship between supermarkets and farms either though, so hardly surprising.

[@LanHikari]

@@spacebassist obviously he should be paid in cash and not whatever shitcoin the game would push

[@oakaroc95]

I think one of my favorite parts of these newer videos is the inclusion of live reactions to the game. Specifically with moments like 17:10, 18:14, and 20:35. I put a high value on genuine live reactions like that, I think it adds a lot in terms of entertainment.

[@jauwn]

I've started recording a hot mic channel on all my footage so that I can do that in every video!

[@Thomaas551]

I love the nonsensical postive reviews of vdsc battle royal "i can really connect to the game" lol

[@spice-x]

They mean it literally-being robots, they can easily connect to digital services

[@dimwarlock]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of scam games that have bot reviews, a lot of them talk about it as if it was a life changing experience (positive), but it's even funnier if you turn on "all languages", sometimes there are very long reviews on languages that the game doesn't even support with the label "50 users found this review useful"

[@lancesmith8298]

@@spice-xReal living people out here connecting to this shite crypto game from the damned Matrix

[@ccricers]

It's just like: "I did not die from eating this food" for a restaurant review

[@jayaang4176]

I mean given the state of crypto games, the fact that it launches, much less connects, is a positive

[@banjothefox9263]

No fucking way Phantom Galaxies cost 20m to make, I'd say they took most of that and ran

[@slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage]

to make? no. to """invest"""? oh baby yeah

[@grayblood0]

A few years ago i was thinking, mm the idea of being able to bring your skins to other games we're a good idea, on that year i started a videogame degree... Yeah no one wants to program 99999999 skins from other games to yours.

[@Rietto]

It just shows how the folks pushing that line had zero knowledge of videogames (obviously the best type of people to REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING), or else they were blatantly lying to people to scam their money.

[@exist4046]

like the best way ive ever seen something like that sorta done is with game engines that double as platforms, think Roblox. But even then if one Roblox game has special stuff you cant just bring that stuff to another game in roblox, lol. only your avatar works like that

[@Delmworks]

Only way to make that many skins workable is a healthy mod community TBH-and even then…

[@Qualaza]

Plus I do like to have at least a somewhat cohesive theme in my games. I don't necessarily need to play a medieval type game and have someone with a high tech space NFT walk past me.

[@RolandTHX]

EVERY game should be a shovelware asset flip using the exact same engine, graphics, and gameplay mechanics. That way it would be simple to import skins from one to another. It's genius!

[@reagansido5823]

I'm like 99% sure there was a movie that had that same concept of humans with a timer that acts as both life and money.

[@jauwn]

Haha yeah In Time with Justin Timberlake

[@ZeroPlayerGame]

I think there've been like three

[@bewilderbeestie]

Not based on Harlan Ellison's _"Repent, Harlequin!" Said The Tick-Tock Man_.

[@Zinoba_]

@@jauwnmore like Just in Timeberlake am i right folks

[@leightonpetty4817]

10:19 Bold of you to call two different TTS bots “Voice Actors”

[@trainskitsetc]

"Similar to a fish this game has no legs" *sips coffee* ah brutality.

[@GrampaSheevie]

Of course that crypto "killer whales" show would feature men wearing sunglasses indoors lol.

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

Can confirm after living in Lithuania there are 100 seconds in a minute

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

good old french decima ltime

[@EnergyBurst2]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Well I mean, at least they aren't trying to use Beat Time, now that is an odd time system to randomly come across in some old games.

[@zsideswapper6718]

Together with Jamal, we can stop this!

[@lazyer0511]

that's wild my guy

[@AlexFrozenB]

6:48 every 100 seconds in Lithuania a minute passes

[@channingtaintum]

Forsen

[@chantingzhang]

Dang Jauwn's editing is getting crispy

[@jauwn]

AAAA

[@thatguywhoimpersonatesmann5312]

WE'RE GETTING JAUWNDICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥

[@NovaMaster375]

Jauwndice CO-

[@Sorrelhas]

What's Jauwndice?

​@@SorrelhasJaundice is a kidney disease I think where you don't properly remove toxins from your body and it turns your skin yellow. It's just a play on the fact on the channel name

[@prognosticii]

@@Sorrelhas Ligma balls (jauwns)

[@brysonharrison5698]

@Sorrelhas idk ask ur mom

[@biglad9601]

yummy yummy coin slop

[@nekocat34]

A trackmania streamer I watch got sponsored to play Oh Baby Kart about 3 weeks ago, I don't think there was even a mention of crypto during the sponsored stream, I wonder if he was even aware.

[@jauwn]

The game doesn’t have crypto in it anymore, it’s just a game studio founded by the most crypto of crypto bros

[@nekocat34]

@@jauwn That's probably where the max player peak came from though.

[@jauwn]

@@nekocat34 I actually saw that stream you're talking about though and I lined up all the sponsored streams with the charts and it seems that none of them really converted anyone into a paying customer

[@nekocat34]

@@jauwn That doesnt surprise me that much, there is no reason to play this game if you're coming from trackmania

[@nekocat34]

@@jauwn The same streamer just uploaded a youtube video sponsored by Oh Baby Kart, I wonder if it will attract anyone. Also, from what he said on stream a month ago, he started using a new service to find sponsors and that was one of the first one he was offered.

[@bahamut256]

Oh god that email being converted into username that’s saved directly to the server... You could easily perform code injection using that. There is no way a cryptobro knows how to sanitize inputs.

[@godspellflowerfr5991]

4:09 ok half of me is actually impressed that there’s a swimming animation at all. But I did also think it was a massive glitch for the first two seconds until it finally clicked and I was like “OH ok he’s SWIMMING-“

[@BigBuckies]

really appreciate jauwn's descent into the analog horror aesthetic

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

It reminds me of Valle Verde

[@ThatGezaDude]

The real analog horror were the defunct cryptocurrencies we collected along the way

[@giftedunicorns]

just wanna say that the editing in this is AMAZING. you're one of the youtubers i see consistently improve their skills and overall quality between uploads, and it shows here for sure :D

[@jauwn]

Thanks! It will only get better now that I am working with a team of editors to help with the manual labor aspects so I can focus most of my effort on the creativity part. I’m not here to make KZbin videos this is basically just a way for me to force myself to make art on a consistent basis

[@Cooldrew100]

the prescription Jauwn logo bit was great

[@jauwn]

Bonus points if you can guess which drug logo it was inspired by

[@Gamemaster13000]

22:27 I was not expecting a Fillian jumpscare there.

[@ains1ooal1down]

I guess she got paid that good good crypto money. Also it seems pretty on brand for her to play half-finished broken games for the memes anyway.

[@node1186]

0:36 Jauwn's blackbox warning gives me portal vibes

[@bosspandalover3442]

I love MUNTING coins

[@pawoui]

Mount??? 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵

[@Speederzzz]

Munt is coin/mint in dutch so... probably still a typo

[@bosspandalover3442]

@@Speederzzz munting is slang in English for something you can look up on urban dictionary, NSFL

[@liamflynn1120]

I knew not one thing about crypto games and their proliferation before your channel. But I love your intros so much that I kept watching, and now I find it fascinating, but like in the same way Real Housewives is fascinating. By the way, this might be my favorite intro so far.

[@jauwn]

Thanks! I am really proud of it too

[@nobodyfornow]

i ADORE these progressively more complex intros, i am begging you to lean into this style as hard as possible

[@itsathing3369]

I like how you mix horror into your videos, and the horror always got this late 80s to early 90s feel, mixed with 2010s adult swim absurdist humor.

[@speck3824]

Is that the Sonic Adventure Froggy fishing music in the background of the FishVerse review?!?!?!

[@demonicedgelord1790]

Love the video like always keep up the great work! Also saw DeathSpank at the end automatic 15/10 video

[@Witchy-Hearts]

0:58 *having violent ptsd to the Sonic Adventure DX Bigg the cat fishing music*

[@SkylerFG]

Great content, your videos reminds me of Josh Strife Hayes "Worst MMO ever" series, keep it up!

[@DespicableDemon]

Intro was really cool, love the way you keep the video itself visually interesting, it's very easy to just phone-in by just talking over gameplay of the video, but you showing the social media/game website, steam page, and then the game itself. If/when you move on from crypto/NFT slop when it hopefully dies, I am still gonna be here watching your dope videos. I hope one day you'll be able to cover a Diggles sequel lol

[@SILZZURP]

god i love ur channel theme, the vintage pharma intro goes bonkers

[@Glibbers]

Crypto game combined with early access - a truly horrifying combination.

[@mikazukimunini]

I'm liking the new production value that you're putting into the video! Though at least to me, the leap of some of the stuff is a bit jarring, at least enough that I for once thought of leaving a comment. I'm more of a fan of watching a video where it's 'a guy talking about stuff' which most of the other videos are like and most of this video is. It's mostly the intro that put me off a little. I do like some of the choices you made like the background music not making everything sound so silent and showing what song started playing.

[@jauwn]

it's all in the pursuit of exploring my creative abilities and editing powers, so some of it will be rough as i only improve over time. i appreciate the feedback though, i view the intros as my own way to express myself and make my videos unique though and definitely some people will be put off by it. Just the risk i take

[@sugar-luv]

i really enjoy the editing style! and im very thankful you put the name of the songs in the corner :D

[@McLaren961-]

I love the fact that I got an ad for that bigtime crypto game that you reviewed before this video

[@W454B1]

"Just ONE more coin guys, Trust Me this time the game's gonna work, please just one more coin"

[@axo_dude]

We about to get fishy with this one ;)

[@xXKris_DreemurrXx]

UwU

[@Chadworthy_]

The music title in the upper left is great! Pokémon contest was a perfect choice for showing that team lol

[@keysersoze9652]

glad to see you found my curator page, this video explains the slight increase in followers big fan day 1 here sir

[@ZombieZayne]

18:50 when you said "crypto culture" I legit wanted to vomit. Gr8 vid brah

[@Kudzooo]

I knew the Blowfish studio logo reminded me of something but it didn’t set in until I saw the cargo ship you’re supposed to defend in Phantom Galaxies and now I’m kinda sad. If you didn’t know there’s an animated series that was supposed to launch on KZbin under the same name made by the guy behind the Starscream OVA (he was just paid to animate the series I don’t think he was involved in the project any further than that). It currently has only one complete episode (aside from the short film). Guess that’s where some of the budget went…I only saw the short film but it still got me interested in the game for a while before I forgot about it so it’s kinda sad to see this is what it actually ended up being.

[@Sacharias1]

I mostly listen to these to prepare for sleep. The formulaic content and calm narration work really well. I really appreciated the part where you went "In case you are just listening" before describing things. xoxo

[@astro9098]

WAKE UP BABE NEW JAUWN VIDEOOOOO 😂 a whole day late but I LOVE THIS

[@bac0nknight691]

Making a shitty crypto game and getting the Jauwn treatment must be someones dream

[@extremepayne]

10:17 Even more baffling when the first voice is clearly a TTS voice, not an actor

[@cinnamonrolls4life677]

Oh my god... Your editing has gotten so much better!! It feels surreal and I love it so much! Keep it up, man!

[@Deniz-ti2kb]

Love your vids man keep going!

[@Kat21]

At least oh baby kart is a somewhat playable game unlike the others..

[@barrybend7189]

I like how Fishverse you play the Big the Cat fishing music.

[@ultralowspekken]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice

[@whiteboyrelyk]

Hey Jauwn, I don't know if you'll ever see this, but your videos are amazing. You have such a unique style and it's always a delight to see an upload from you. I hope your videos blow up super hard and you get hella rich man.

[@jauwn]

I can’t get rich without investing in crypto, remember? Glad you love the videos !

[@anatoli1010]

Man did the production and editing improved unbelievably compared to ur first videos.. Jauwn never disappoints!

[@KennyFrierson]

Steam me up Scotty

[@stmh9660]

I would like to recommend some crypto games you haven't review so far and are (or were) somewhat popular: Mir4 and Ni no Kuni Crossworlds, both are RPGs, idle/grindy/auto type RPG (like Black Desert). Mir4 was meh, Ni No Kuni was visually impressive, sad they had to use that IP for crypto BS

[@darkunykorn404]

Ni No Kumi went crypto? Well that's even more disappointing

[@stmh9660]

@@darkunykorn404 yes, for that game specifically, I don't remember what was the use the 2 tokens had within the game, I played it and grinded to level 70 and had a decent build and never had to use said tokens nor spend a dime on it, still not the ni no kuni experience you would expect. I'm not even sure what's the state of the game nowadays, I suppose it's still available for PC and android, it's free and if I remember correctly less than 15GB. I personally think it's worth a try if you like grindy and gacha MMORPGs, nothing is lost by trying it out

[@darkunykorn404]

@@stmh9660 I have played it in the past actually! I love the aesthetics but the fact it was autoplay kind of turned me off a little. But I'm glad to hear the crypto didn't ruin the game (at least not too much), even though I don't play it anymore it was a cute little experience nonetheless

[@PCGamer1732]

your intros are cool bruh also LMAO the terrifying character at the beginning

[@flosscandies]

I love your openings so much they're always so surreal

[@mix3k818]

Yeah, you're right. Better not let Activision see NFT paywalls be a thing.

[@bentendo_]

I love the style of your videos

[@chazborfo9474]

Bro, you are legit my favorite KZbinr! I get so excited every time I see that you’ve posted a new video. Definitely gonna sub to the second channel as well, I’ve been wanting to see your reaction to Crypto Shark Tank lol

[@jauwn]

Thanks bro

[@theunkownboss8052]

heh 9mm suppository (it’s going right into my frontal lobe) (also ps I really like how much your editing has changed over time and has become much more unique, it just feels right with your type of content. Great work all around sire jauwn I expect nothing less from you or your videos)

[@cameronkabore9263]

Holy shit, these Oh Baby Kart item boxes are literally ripped off from Mario Kart, you will never convince me otherwise

[@hmmguessitstimetoexplode9887]

0:39 prologned exposure to crypto games can give you a sudden desire to play League of Legends?! I wasn't gonna play them before but now I'm not going anywhere near them, that's a fate worse than death!

[@RonaldBackFromHell]

One would think Jauwn to be happy Thanks so much for these videos. Your dry sarcasm and well-placed commentary is somehow very relaxing

[@joshuawiener5003]

Every time you upload, the quality gets better

[@Captain_Willlow]

One must imagine Jauwn happy.

[@Vyce223]

I hope to see a Jauwn Killer Whales video tbh.

[@jauwn]

Check the pinned comment and enjoy

[@thetacoboat]

Great video Jauwn. They always seem to get better. Also DEATHSPANK MENTIONED!?!? I haven't played deathspank in over a decade so that's a throwback for sure.

[@kanonpvz]

No esperaba un video tuyo tan pronto... Es una sorpresa agradable.

[@jauwn]

Intento grabar dos videos por mes... pero a veces no es posible

[@wafran3396]

Jauwn! Come for the Crypto cringe. Stay for the analogue horror!

[@Raitza_]

No way deathspank gameplay, didn’t think anyone else ever played it

[@jauwn]

Picked it up on the last steam sale it’s a goofy game good for playing in bed

[@oscarguzman3017]

Jauwn's videos' aesthetic is always so dang good 😩

[@reeeraptor8]

Only 7:10 in, pretty sure im watching you before but I've seen enough and I'm subing, then gonna watch more

[@emolovetree]

VDSC really said yiff the paper hands huh

[@cyberneticsquid]

What

[@lancesmith8298]

@@cyberneticsquidI know two of these words in isolation, neither of which are the acronym, and god help me trying to conspiracy board between “yiff” and “paper hands”

[@spooky6703]

@@lancesmith8298 it's being used to replace 'fuck', and VDSC is the guys who made the dragon one

[@josecarlitox1]

You forgot to add Mir4, multiplatform mmo-rpg that gave you tokens called dracos. Basically, it's an idler rpg at this point.

[@jauwn]

I know about Mir4 but that will get its own video later on

[@selingermann5599]

Damn that production quality is goood :D

[@locwul]

Oh man this video was what made me become an official bagholder! Love your content!

[@taka7369]

18:30 Seeing that wonderful, wonderful game FTL between all this garbage is almost obscene. ;)

[@PurpleXVI]

You know, I'm curious, have any of these terrible games tried to yoink your coins after you've connected your Metamask? Or have they all actually been "honest" in that regard? From what I've heard connecting your wallet to the wrong thing can hoover you dry in seconds.

[@jauwn]

I don't have anything in any of my accounts so no

[@M4TTYN]

I'll yet again post this video in a few discords i'm in so more can laugh at these god awful asset flips! to will mention that game from your other video that put your logo in it for a community night even! love you man!

[@EddieDubs]

That stimulus check joke got me.