Tales from Tour: Metallica

[@MagicPumpkin]

Kirk looked like he heard the Lars story 50 times already.

[@pathofleastresistance-p6r]

Musta been a HELL trip

[@Dylan-cy6gu]

He probably has

[@TheDevilsMishap]

"Hey Lars how are you?" Kirk: "Well i feel better than i did that one time i was in that taxi outta Madrid!"

[@kpdtox]

Rofl

[@stonevisionmedia]

500,000 times.

[@joshwhite-pullerofstrings9518]

i like how they're all a bunch of old men and rob still looks 34

[@thequintessential5503]

Rob never ages

[@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275]

What to say? He never ages.

[@sue_m]

I watched "A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica" not too long ago, and there's this scene where they're doing a festival where Suicidal Tendencies is also playing. Rob runs off the stage from under a curtain, and all I could think was, damn, that man has aged a decade, *maybe* a decade and a half over the last three thirty years. 😸

[@benjaminanthony5201]

Lars looks like the 90 year old taxi driver he was talking about

[@brigittehenneton1090]

Robert Trujillo since 2003 in Metallica Where is Jason Newsted? RIP Cliff

[@Varun616]

I wanna hear the 'Bleeeeep' stories.

[@KenBonervanie]

when they were younger in the 80s they got showered by beautiful women after concerts. lucky guys.

[@NoName-jm7qx]

what do you mean "when they were younger"? they still get showered by beautiful women THEYRE FUCKING METALLICA

[@ilkeguneysahin4589]

by their wives?

[@ajnemesis]

I want to hear the stories that they can't remember due to alcohol.

[@lorenaflorentina4285]

Right?! These stories are boring..

[@savannahjones2861]

why is no one talking about how Kirk is slaying that velvet outfit I want it

[@dardarstar]

literally my thoguht

[@justcallmebrody1245]

Kirk and Lars looking like an old married couple

[@lejlatiric7037]

Lmaoo

[@leopervera3656]

😅😅😅😅😅😋😋

[@BigFatCaulk]

kirk: i’m the wife

[@kirsten1509]

And we love and like it!

[@Xx_bread.sticks]

Lmao

[@basleurs1]

0:35 what a happy couple.

[@aryinc]

basleurs1 lars and kirk?, the nail polish finnishes that picture right xD.

[@larryphillipsjr.1607]

Bonerslam Cabbagewank 😂

[@jairomartinez-ortiz2553]

i2.wp.com/www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Lars-Tonguing-Kirk-Again.jpg?resize=500%2C311 damn right probably the cutest😂

[@MysterioElShikh619]

5:13 Rob getting molested by Lars wtf lol

[@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710]

MysterioElShikh619 Poor guy

[@cezardepaula8922]

Lars looks like a taxi driver!

[@darkhorse811]

It's funny because he was telling a story about a taxi driver! :D

[@cezardepaula8922]

Yes, and I just posted before I listen to his story!

[@pedroduran8927]

i want to see lars in a Taxi :D

[@mattmoves5920]

You mean he became the old spanish taxi driver that he told about in the story? Larsception!!!

[@cezardepaula8922]

No, because he's dressing like a taxi driver

[@shreddiestreams]

I wanna hear more. Playing +30 years on the road band being Metallica.. I can imagine there are thousands of crazy stories.

[@shawncrawford6592]

Eddie Herger probably there is idk why there getting all the hate there a good band in opinion and always have been

[@Evelina_412]

They recently released a huge book with pictures and stories from the Master Of Puppets tour alone, so obviously there's stuff to tell.

[@DJBubbleBoy]

it's quite simple. people hate Metallica because they either don't like metal, which is fine, or they're complete and utter morons.

[@soulmachine6752]

imagine the stories they cant tell on television.

[@silentphantom7826]

I would pay big money just to have a full day of stories

[@MancaveCentral1]

Kirk left out the fact that he also prepared salads for the band while in the shower.

[@CrashYitsu]

Seinfeld?

[@DeathstrokeMCShady]

was it garden tho

[@gerardoneri5115]

Wookie Groomer lol Kramer

[@jimsheppard3166]

You got a Clarkman?

[@gabe6530]

I love how pee around the bus is his child appropriate story

[@mylezelite]

kirk looks like my grandmother

[@Syclone0044]

ItsMylez Nobody escapes the hands of time, my friend. These guys have been doing this for ~35 years..

[@mylezelite]

it's just a joke lol. I respect them a lot

[@CumulusBurn]

LOL

[@sheepwithcorpsepaint8710]

Lars is your grandfather.

[@fenderman1_407]

I wish Kirk was my grandmother

[@MirkoMaverick95]

Kirk's story always the best, don't know why.

[@Syclone0044]

xMETALxROCKxMIROSx Find the story Kirk told on Howard Stern last week it's about a 60 second clip on KZbin in Howard's studio, where he talks about "a fucking pigs head" getting thrown on stage, the funniest part is the last line where he talks about his guitar getting "plastered by a deviled ham sandwich" lololol for some reason it's hilarious to me that mid-performance he's able to discern this flying sandwich as being deviled ham 😂😂

[@microsofttechsupport3622]

3:24 the way James’ face turned as soon as he heard Ozzys name lmao

[@thammylima8669]

James love Ozzy

[@eduardogiralt8655]

Anyone else think Lars is a great storyteller? I think he has a really relaxing voice.

[@TheCapitaineCarnage]

6:51 Classic Lars, slipping a "fucker" that they forgot to bleep.

[@mayitamirandah11]

0:32 stay with someone that look you in the same way that Lars looks Kirk 😍🤣❤️

[@im215exempt]

Well, after Robert's story we know what happened to James' mic at the Grammys...

[@user-sy8on9gh6x]

looool

[@soleiltounsi6754]

Good one 😂

[@collybeans586]

Lars really is his own biggest fan.

[@vivianstanshall8121]

We are all our own biggest fans...

[@OttoPrentice]

underrated comment

[@hoseokbts1986]

Kirk probably heard Lars's story hundreds of times😂

[@pjdexter168]

I wanna hear all the outrageous x rated stories you just know they have. One day hopefully they'll each write an autobiography.

[@MetaITurtle]

3:25 James eye brow

[@conradbarnard6133]

They should rename the comment section the complaint section

[@kicubu]

awwww Kirk tells his story like a little kid ❤❤❤❤ with Uncle Lars

[@srrish666]

Idk why... But James always looks like the dad of 3 kids...when he stays with Rob, Lars & Kirk 😂😂😂💘💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[@markellis8621]

When Lars starts talking, he goes on for the most part of this video 😂

[@darkmaster4535]

You can just tell these guys are just the nicest people. And I love Metallica!

[@matthewrichards489]

Metallica opening for Iron Maiden in the 1988... Somebody invent time travel.

[@davidtingley9978]

Had to have been a festival, one off, or short run. They were on Monsters of Rock in the states about two months before justice hit the shelves.

[@andrewpappas9311]

Holy shit that’s awesome

[@AliScarborough004]

Love Kirks outfit. Very cool 🤘

[@Stoyan1Dimitrov]

Rob: It was very scary" I bet it wasn't as scary as James' face at 3:37

[@trevorfrettsome5074]

I was at that metal church story that james hetfield told. It was the master of puppets tour in toronto and it was the best set of metallica I've ever witnessed.

[@Avertia]

When did Kirk become less introvert? He is so outspoken here! 😁

[@zeitesixx]

I've seen this vid a thousand of times and every time I laugh my head off of the Rob's story

[@natural]

They had such amazing lives..

[@DaveBaggs]

They're still alive

[@austinwinter4575]

Mani M have*

[@Dmetal23]

barely, kirk looks 70 and james doesn't have a clue what's going on.

[@thebigflyingninja5242]

Lmfao

[@pathofleastresistance-p6r]

They still do

[@adamdoc80]

5:15 did lars just feel up Rob's butt?

[@mdnblues]

Yes.

[@Dylan-cy6gu]

Lmao.

[@361rivera]

adamdoc80 :-0

[@bigmoneyjackson2385]

GAE

[@larsswig912]

It looks like Lars pulled some piece of paper from under Rob's ass and kept it under his own. Either way, that's pretty weird.

[@pohapoopahop4411]

1:30 Robert trying to think of a story

[@davemitchell4551]

Kirk's story isn't that daft - I was taught in the Army to put my socks on my hands when showering and use them as flannels so you'd wash yourself and your socks at the same time. Infinitely sensible.

[@multiestonian]

James's and Rob's story were the most hilarious.

[@joeywong7562]

robert looks like he forgot something at home and his anxiety is killing him

[@27POP27]

1:29 hittin the cymbals

[@vitormartins5742]

Imagine going to a concert where Metallica opens for Iron Maiden.

[@santinogbarbas]

0:32 Now, that's a nice-lovely couple!

[@liliaa3262]

Klars is so cute!

[@kevinlodge1975]

The best part was Jimmy not being there, laughing for no reason and interrupting them every chance he had.

[@LordSummerIsle73]

Let's admire Robs posture 😂

[@travistaylorphoto]

Was Kirk Hammett in that movie with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise "Interview with a Vampire". What the HELL is he wearing?

[@silentphantom7826]

omg I fucking lold!!!!! haha I spit out my drink! lmao

[@MrGuitaristgamer101]

"It's always snowing in Canada." - I can confirm.

[@wienerwiener1]

Isaiah MacLeod which part of Canada do you reside in?

[@kurtiskoppdrums]

The bull$#¡+ side lol It's +30°C now

[@andrewpappas9311]

Same, it does snow a lot here

[@WalkingOnMarsTv]

Kirk and Lars look like a couple at the beginning

[@peaceandquiet]

Congratulations on your new song Moth into Flame, its epic !!!!! Metallica rules baby

[@twinpeaks294]

1:39 Kirk, the Master of Whispers

[@irongiantsquid2129]

Love d way they grew old together. Like hischool kids still😊

[@SeanW-vr1us]

lmao Ozzy thought there was a power outage, classic lol

[@fowlahh]

gee i wonder why james needs help with memory from the late 80's

[@nacktheslayer9882]

I'd like to hear the rated r stories

[@caidema]

you know that "power stance" james hetfield does on stage? one time Slash from Guns n Roses walked into james' hotel room and say james with a groupie. he was standing on the bed doing his stage stance/pose, naked, fucking her in the mouth and yelling "YEEEAAHHHH" true story.

[@afrocoolio25]

@@caidemaI remember that part of Slash's book. lol. Yep, and how Slash also recalls doing lots of blow with Lars. Slash, Duff, and Lars all got along quite well because of their love of cocaine.

[@Zeew707]

@@caidema he didn't say 'yeah', he actually yelled "that'll be fine! Yes! That'll be fine!" or something like that

[@caidema]

@@Zeew707 lol thats even better

[@MrToband]

knew that Het would be the best story teller before they started.

[@hrinionuwut8637]

Lars has the gestures, voice and stories of a generic 90s sitcom grandpa

[@justynaklos1933]

They are so handsom💗

[@acyrus94]

James is always the most fucking confident guy in the room.

[@see_em_all]

I could listen to their stories for hours.. I truly love them all equally, I mean.. Mabey kirk a bit more but still I don't dislike any of them :)

[@Antonypancake]

Why does Rob look like someone farted the worst fart of all time

[@XtremeKillah101]

AntonyPancake lmao

[@KevinGsWK]

And does that have to do with what he said?

[@msure3367]

lmao its like grandpas telling war stories, I feel old.

[@ghanembelgacem8700]

What a legendary band!

[@DarkMusicianSwede]

hahaha look at James when Lars is talking!

[@straycatsanctuary3475]

Mf just needs to get to the point!

[@leahgannon2718]

Kirk and Lars are like a couple = Klars xD

[@ilkeguneysahin4589]

check out the klars videos on youtube lol

[@leahgannon2718]

I will indeed xD

[@viktorijasavostina7435]

Lol yeah I mean why the hell do they always sit too close to each other and Kirk always lays his hand behind Lars huh 😂

[@361rivera]

leah gannon not right...lol

[@marius1901]

leah gannon Klark

[@dylanricec]

Kirk and Lars are getting close and personal

[@Bats_]

They're adorable!

[@thecatinthehat2120]

Cliff had the craziest story...

[@NoName-fp3jk]

😳😳

[@pleasestop2775]

Shut the fuck up-

[@jimmiepiranah]

Still too soon. But funny.

[@straycatsanctuary3475]

Uncool👎

[@daphnemitchell6289]

I like how Lars is all wtf dude when Kirk is whispering where they were in the world, but then he does the same thing to James later on. Classic Lars :)

[@taurusguy9305]

Robert is a cool guy!

[@Jason-xb3sq]

Hands down my favorite band always will be

[@masterofjustice1984]

Robs hands are beast! I can see how he hammers on the bass.

[@bigkahunaburger1092]

love this band

[@performwithme]

"It's always winter in Canada." Me, a Saskatchewan priarie girl can confirm! (except on the west coast. I'm training to be a dnacer in Vancouver and it's been pretty nice here lol)

[@fade1991]

0:33 wtf is that? They are together like man and wife? Lars looks like "❤️I'm so in love❤️" 😂

[@yeahguys4705]

Luis Gonçalves 😂

[@Enigma_V]

Kirk is so fucking classy

[@HorstKirkPageKian]

James' eyebrows when Rob starts his story and mentions Ozzy :D Looks like Rob got his curiosity and attention.

[@hdaaap]

hetfield rules

[@joshhouston3443]

"It's always winter in Canada" That's true lmfao

[@jakegerovac]

Speaking of Canada...I'm waiting for you guys to come back

[@Chris-jg3km]

I nearly fell asleep when i heard Lars's story

[@leethomas255]

Looking at some of the comments did make me chuckle out loud, but I have sympathy with James's lack of memory, we have to remember that ALL the bands that are still touring etc that appeared circa 1983-84 are all in their late 50's now 60 even. Its a shock for me as I got into metal in 1981 with Motorhead, Iron Maiden, I look at them then myself and think 'hang on, I'm sure I was listening to ( for the 1st time) Live After Death 10 minutes ago.. where have 34 years gone? I'm amazed that they still have memories!

[@manuelag.h.7471]

THIS IS THE BEST metal BAND all' TIME !!! yyyyyeeeeeaaaaa \m/ 💋💋💋

[@JohnWiIkesBooth]

Cliff had the best story.

[@anothermetalguitarist]

😂😂😂

[@neonbelly4]

No jason

[@H.E.M.]

Lars acts so different. I just see a grown man who’s looks like he’s done it all rather than an egotistical looking dude like during the 90s

[@manuelag.h.7471]

Long Live JAMES HETFIELD yeah ❤

[@johncooled]

Those guys are the greatest blessing. 🇺🇸

[@progyandas9650]

‘Atleast you took a shower’ . These guys have had some lives huh !!

[@cynthiamcclellan570]

Love you Metallica! My favorite heavy metal ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋❌⭕❌⭕💯

[@MiroxAds78264]

1:09 they both look like my grandparents

[@rafafromthegrave]

I love the band and I got to say that Kirk's, Rob's and James' stories were the funniest.

[@wassimulator]

Jimmy should have Interviewed them too

[@blvdsvcaa]

0:48 they’re so adorable bruh aw

[@LevitatorMusic]

I remember taking a "shower" on the sidewalk with bottled water in my boxers in the middle of NYC outside of some small place called The Lit Lounge (I think?) while my old band was on tour. the struggle is real.

[@kishanguptar8081]

Lars - ummm Kirk - eh uh James - yeaahh

[@carllockamy6162]

That’s the best James could come up with lol

[@97warlock]

Kirk looks flamboyant here wow. Hes so dern cool all rthe time

[@QUICKSTROKEHD]

I remember in a AOL fan q&a in 96, some idiot asked, "what's the worst thing that ever happened on tour?" James:bus accident.

[@devinwooley3575]

"Always winter in Canada". I'm Canadian and I haven't seen snow in 3 years.

[@oscopin74]

Rob is a cool guy. Miss Jason and Cliff of course, but he's an alright guy. Great story too!

[@JTThomas82]

James Hetfield is like Robert, we don't care about your band before. Your'e with us now, tell them Metallica stories.

[@neverthehero566]

They should have done two rounds of this segment.