Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

[@GreatBigStory]

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[@batteryjuice4667]

WAIT DEADASS

[@snakerely]

Welcome back

[@ihavenojawandimustscream4681]

LETS GOOOOO

[@Vel_Vivi]

POG

[@burritoboyee]

I am so happy you’re back! I used to watch you guys all the time, I’m so excited to share these with my wife

[@3boody_]

All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.

[@vanaprasthaoutdoors7215]

Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s

[@kmagic11]

all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second

[@lyricghee]

if you can catch up

[@aidan-131]

this is such a wholesome comment

[@mannamedjared]

He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word

[@radicalonion4979]

Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories

[@sean6992]

Yes

[@SilverRay2]

100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗

[@patelnjapl3561]

@@SilverRay2 and fast

[@syedhussain2151]

Why not 🖤😏

[@noone-ub4zn]

'can we just appreciate'

[@balikaras]

He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen

[@EpicGamerr.]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then

[@Phaedians]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites why

[@cpfbeans]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh

[@trollgejr2984]

@@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣

[@enderguardian7443]

@@trollgejr2984 what did he say

[@hatred9427]

The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hola

[@thechezychez]

im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say

[@liapea3591]

thechezychez same

[@feminico2613]

The power of reading a whole dictionary

[@taker6857]

@@feminico2613 power we have never seen before. It kinda feels good that humans can do such talents

[@ManaSamaLover.]

IKRRR

[@ٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴٴٴ]

He probably thinks fast too

[@CJ_1406]

The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.

[@jake9542]

I agree, he needs a raise.

[@basedneutral1173]

@Kitty Chan stop saying underrated comment is overused

[@skeptical_playz6142]

@@basedneutral1173 thank you

[@Taco34576]

@@masterknight1281 0_0

[@xa-69prototype-19]

He subtitled for his lifetime

[@sdx3918]

When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%

[@_tirrell]

no joke this is underrated 😂

[@kingveggie6729]

Here before 60 likes

[@verovillalobos7323]

Hehe

[@vbutterscotch]

I love this here before 2.0K likes

[@iloveapplejuice5947]

Well you would probably have to repeat yourself which would waste more time...

[@Orpheusftw]

What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.

[@icanbreathe9161]

Practice makes perfect

[@cube4547]

There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.

[@axeluwu3959]

@@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort

[@deontaeavila3514]

​@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a KZbin comment section.

[@Herbivisionarie]

This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.

[@Neotanshuk]

underrated comment

[@darksideorbit8898]

Guy reading medication side effects

[@Sheltieshangrila]

lmao

[@IITfanaticsYT]

Ih

[@classicallemur1190]

Dang it I was about to say that

[@aureliabadica9520]

Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler

[@SomeOne-lx6ms]

Aurelia Badica ikr

[@kel_lee]

That’s what I’m sayin😂

[@wanderingghost1558]

I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD

[@gloriasenteno3270]

Lol

[@Fehnickss]

666 likes

[@missywiley3140]

Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.

[@vgcc9723]

I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language. It would be so cool.

[@sunnybunny1209]

Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao

[@ryutyga9946]

@@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)

[@120_mohamadrifqinaufal4]

You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live

[@BudgetMow]

Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out

[@rptrmacct]

Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.

[@automaticexternaldefibrillator]

yes

[@jmodified]

He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.

[@monkey3964]

He’s dead

[@abelcompany1556]

@@monkey3964 lol he's still alive

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

@@monkey3964 you’re dead

[@OmicronGaming]

droppin bars before droppin bars existed

[@irishman9550]

CORRECT

[@astonished-scout]

yes

[@wqnderalone8405]

What is a minecrafter doing here 🤔🤔

[@anclespy4991]

Ohh you again

[@itssimpathy]

Wtf how did u see this lmao

[@Mippyy]

Eminem: you arent even fast John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking

[@Specruzus]

Vietnamese guy: hold my conical hat

[@3637-f7n]

They're kinda same

[@scarletspiderreviews7462]

3637383 373727373 r/woosh

[@JayJayIV]

@@3637-f7n Godzilla fast verse is only 7 wps he does 11 words max

[@crimsonhurricane4083]

Twista

[@yourdad1367]

For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.

[@mrthanos2404]

I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.

[@OrdenJust]

If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of KZbin's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.

[@sirazurill4243]

I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.

[@Loltroll8]

also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds

[@apotatoman4862]

@@Loltroll8 youtube video speed does not affect pitch it uses time stretching

[@linknator]

At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.

[@minatonamikaze8209]

want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage

[@eilyasshafie5030]

I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY

[@moved4462]

ice baby is cute >:0

[@ianawad365]

Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato

[@ediguess]

Bøxıca wtf

[@TylerZak-zr5hj]

Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper John: *hold my hamlet book*

[@mangoteelicht9272]

Eminem isn't even in the top 100

[@xy710]

@@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass

[@mangoteelicht9272]

@@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.

[@czeeyanbatul3057]

But john is not a rapper at all

[@Y3llowBone]

Eminem got nothing on him lol

[@hafsa_99]

How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes

[@gwen9862]

@Manuel Grajales who tf cares

[@sebastienpoole1602]

@@gwen9862 you

[@maveryck1368]

Its okay i have adhd

[@solfruelda4843]

@Manuel Grajales r/whooosh

[@Emiya491]

Same

[@christopherlucas4620]

I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.

[@Centermass762]

I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣

[@NightmareT4keThem]

I would love to talk LIKE this guy

[@TheGalacticKnight]

So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.

[@nojumper01]

GamerX 255 lol

[@randomdumbass7231]

It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying

[@kyzr899]

ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks

[@emmamist4514]

Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT

[@leafext]

no

[@SShiJie]

I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers "We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"

[@dramatime7739]

😂😂

[@MoreMoreMori]

Of course .__.

[@gl-jp8up]

ShiJie 12311 this comment deserves 2k likes bruh

[@NebulousNova]

ShiJie 12311 so true lol

[@Kang-et2xs]

ShiJie 12311 yeees

[@janetarmstrong79]

Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story Dad: ok..... Kids: dad where are you going! Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth

[@NosyShk]

Ahahaha lmao

[@MrPiggybossin]

Josh651 Pro ?

[@TopBagon]

@@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO

[@NosyShk]

@@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing

[@SagMestKing]

@@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh

[@SenetTheSnek]

Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series

[@Ikitsuu]

This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."

[@squippites7356]

NO U

[@egg69420]

Ok boomer

[@davidmunoz8171]

@@squippites7356 Same, his username checks out.

[@Anabe1l]

Ayyyyyyy

[@Ikitsuu]

@@Anabe1l ayyyyo wassup

[@allandejesusjr.1722]

Imagine him being a teacher: Enters the room* "Good Morning Class" 30 seconds later* "That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."

[@REEEPROGRAM]

Now imagine him as the captain of the plane "attention passangers.." 10 seconds later "... Sit back and relax"

[@birdboy16]

That would be my favorite class

[@evog35viii]

Good luck trying to take down notes.

[@yaya_pagan]

He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher

[@SuperFlashDriver]

@@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD

[@tvlogs7410]

1:10 The voice matches so perfectly with her face

[@InstantNameOfficial]

You probably never spend your time around girls or woman. But okay. (Sarcasm)

[@atomic5989]

JK nah it sounds about right

[@bobross8352]

I agree

[@scottslater4971]

I mean it’s so post to

[@tasnimtb]

wow it does

[@KSN324]

The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.

[@allanqueme4608]

EMINEM: I fear no man John: *exists* EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...

[@lewqitz]

So you're saying he isn't a man?

[@noahrogers3321]

@@lewqitz r/woooosh?

[@EggyBreadJRA]

@@noahrogers3321 woooosh how?

[@bussydestroyer69849]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Allan Quemé: Jhon

[@allanqueme4608]

@FV25 oh...

[@hasnaraahmed7853]

Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking

[@diaochan7506]

I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.

[@omegatone4557]

@@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat

[@clara4738]

@@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig

[@omegatone4557]

@@clara4738 never heard one screech

[@arnavakula9797]

They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie

[@bromine8494]

Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go- This guy: step aside child

[@nenolaura2199]

@Ozone Good Joke

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

@Ozone ok boomer

[@TCHICKIBRAXD]

@Ozone ok boomer

[@feridebexheti5277]

@Ozone that's the joke boomer.

[@zenthaa]

@Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂

[@tiberiusG]

Not only to have this talent, but also the intelligence to develop an understanding of how to market it effectively, as well as the social skills to sell yourself so damn well. This guy has it all.

[@barrymccockner3683]

Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?

[@ernestty8465]

Killergill 02 thats actually funny

[@vannesaaaaa]

Killergill 02 lol

[@iescapedtheasylum2015]

Sergio Buryy DEAD

[@souptopia]

“Side effects may include... *itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou

[@gfuelsoccermom5307]

Ikr

[@admiralpp]

Me: *is about to die* Killer: any last words Me:

[@plushaloo]

Lmao

[@saelca5314]

Wow that's gonna be 30 letters

[@oukphearak2187]

Mints lol

[@tjade9150]

You have 666 likes 😝👺

[@rodishoti1253]

*Killers brain explodes*

[@insertname3293]

Sonic: *You're too slow!* Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*

[@arandomuser5202]

[Insert Speed]

[@Adam-lm1eh]

no

[@saltys1065]

*yrshurbttat

[@that_one_idiot9369]

I put it in 2x now he's fast

[@hannahwang820]

*cue John cena meme*

[@dominiccervantes9193]

oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !

[@nutbutter]

This guy is faster than my wifi

[@gnome2812]

I agree

[@westonedwards2328]

Kawaii Potato facts brother

[@tobytaylor7617]

Amen to that

[@beedslolkuntus2070]

My internet is 10Gbps

[@simonair]

Cio Dokop how much do you pay for wifi

[@continue7934]

*Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*

[@amishmeatball4476]

Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.

[@ArezinaM]

@@amishmeatball4476 nah bro

[@james03pearce]

ArezinaM oh yeah yeah

[@ArezinaM]

@@james03pearce oh yeah yeah

[@Tmtrainer69]

So cringe

[@fallingbed1]

1:44 put rap god over this

[@praisephe]

1:47

[@Scp-wh2qe]

U again

[@ManaSamaLover.]

LMAO YEA

[@rhizzgful]

Wait a minute why did it play when i hovered over the comment *ARE THEY TRACKING ME*

[@cheese-y1y]

Wait a min I saw you on another vid

[@Gg-ij7li]

His smile is contagious haha God bless this man!

[@sacredbolero]

We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.

[@MemeRaider]

Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.

[@Nero-lx2gs]

impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

@@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

When the teacher’s giving instructions to the class and you don't pay attention for 1 second

[@oscarrasmussen7154]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos TRUUUEEE! Btw Nice getting 18k without vids ;)

[@Wolf-dw3rn]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos did you're everywhere 😂

[@brunovsky_]

1 nanosecond*

[@jadenjohnson6206]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I see you everywhere

[@melodramatic4085]

Wow I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

[@s6leh]

*when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*

[@saviralarasati9514]

TRUE OMG

[@chaddysalright8493]

Amirable lol

[@disco.jellyfish]

eventhough in truth we can... Yeah, good old times...

[@lilboota4133]

I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true

[@Niz15]

Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question

[@rogerbarrett1979]

I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.

[@zzaayan]

This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial

[@egor.kuznetsov]

1DreaM3ateR that’s obvious

[@vryan4071]

He literally is

[@llysehislop]

I was bouta say that🤣

[@makimiramhlun175]

Just imagine him praying he would say Amen say so fast that the whole family would just laugh....lol

[@isaiahbaker2002]

Like you.

[@cedrick25]

He could literally read a random page in the bible and everyone would think it's a prayer because his words are incomprehensible for me lol

[@benedictusaryasatya6761]

Even God probably doesnt got a word from his pray

[@JatPhenshllem]

@@benedictusaryasatya6761 "When you say my name, I expect it worth my time. Come back when yiu're serious"

[@razorbladeisaac912]

Fast talking guy: *talks so fast* Me: My understanding Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr My Brain: *yes*

[@Amongus-ug7dq]

I agree

[@Geo.220]

Yup

[@level_foxy9895]

I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr

[@dommonek]

level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said

[@razorbladeisaac912]

@@dommonek yes he did😂

[@ingesexton811]

I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!

[@alexcumin1479]

Being able to talk this fast without errors is soo epic

[@peter_the_snow_viper8411]

Being able to talk at all without errors is amazing

[@jbarral6509]

But he mentioned an error in this video

[@capybaraponque611]

@@jbarral6509 He made it on purpose.

[@cerettistormi7510]

1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late

[@monosneverland6906]

Lmao

[@delighteddinodoughnuts2626]

Lol

[@hafsa5545]

Lol

[@shuruff904]

You're funny. You should do comedy. 😑

[@nathanist1248]

I’m scared that this guy might get Covid due to his old age, Let’s just hope he stays safe and healthy. Love you John.

[@mustachk0bg998]

He wont get covid.he does not breathe

[@giladtselniker8420]

You dont get covid because of age..

[@giladtselniker8420]

@Mak Beast no, only the strength that it affects you is determined by your immune system

[@plsnw820]

This Is Eminem's Secret Dad

[@loriumartinez]

He can roast covid in 15 words a second

[@kagemaru259]

I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.

[@bachlamtung5131]

Express your life in 1 minute John: “Hold my beer”

[@martipagaming4424]

Old

[@JCsCouch]

I can do mine in a second

[@kiwikiwi2483]

*Video on 2x speed* Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@abdusp1619]

It makes no sense

[@calebjackson]

Kiwi Kiwi huh

[@eli-ti5um]

Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower

[@WatercraftGames]

@@abdusp1619 r/woooosh

[@catconfirmed1896]

Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird

[@fellitaatmadjaja1669]

I love this guy, he looks like a really fun guy.

[@arxe_d3505]

I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.

[@luckyrage1000]

This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂

[@snetxilb4055]

ahah true

[@AuroraVeil_]

Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh

[@zikeriasmith8630]

I swear facts 💯

[@1ivannthegreat]

More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)

[@dragonriderxx7yt268]

Why is this so relatable lol

[@adderz8619]

I love this guy,so funny! Bet he's AWESOME to have a conversation with!

[@davida6919]

Adderz B a very thrilling conversation lol

[@bigjudah3179]

Ddaaaaammmnnnn

[@jonathanlim1521]

And it'd be one of the shortest ones too...

[@Riullesce]

Yeah. I'm sure it is.

[@wackybrothers6929]

Hi bye and that’s all u get from the talk

[@jgenard]

Also seems like an incredibly nice and charming guy!

[@beasthunt]

I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.

[@ibrahimalomani1264]

He looks like a fun grandpa to have

[@creatroyer2701]

*until he starts giving you a whole history of the world in seconds....*

[@ibrahimalomani1264]

I wouldn’t mind that

[@redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637]

he will not only stop you from hurting yourself in the immediate, he will also explain why till to the reason of life

[@rgbordini1]

1:45 I was waiting him to shout: "I'M SCATMAN"

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

Good one

[@gluxetv8327]

69th like lets go

[@gouravchakraborty9801]

That's a different John. John Paul Larkin

[@mahenamer]

He raps faster that all the "rappers" these days

[@jwwon0209]

Mahen lmaoo

[@sixsixgetuslit]

😂

[@stagnantwater2375]

xD TRUE

[@clover1519-h7q]

chicken is not my style but yoongi-

[@spook_pxtato2120]

Mahen it’s not even a rap

[@jethromcgl3697]

When he talks normally, he sounds like he's just gonna get faster

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@jethromcgl3697]

@@edithbannerman4 get out of here sex bot

[@Qanon20]

Did you say something?

[@bryanmartinez6600]

Umberto LaMatta he could tell you a Harry Potter book in a minute

[@pelotaball]

Susie Doan when i got here it was 999

[@biawakbantet1446]

Nothing

[@ajiwhite]

Umberto LaMatta iii

[@fake-km6ky]

you said this for likes

[@SamvitAgarwal]

Watch this at 2x the speed

[@justafranz]

I had it on it 2x from a previous video, I was like dayuuuuuum

[@lavendarflower6137]

XD

[@avabutterworth1607]

Samvit Agarwal lol

[@ketamtua7515]

How?

[@russian_r3tro695]

Wow

[@c.marshall3064]

He talks faster than I can run

[@YouTugas]

How would you compare both. 1 word per second equals 1 meter per second?

[@draff1107]

@@YouTugas r/whoosh

[@YouTugas]

@@draff1107 how is that even r/woosh?

[@basiobfz1246]

JAPL it means that you took the joke seriously

[@YouTugas]

@@basiobfz1246 nah I didn't, I was just curious how that worked.... It seemed non sense, still does

[@dearcole123]

I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅 You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.

[@Qossyou]

Eminem: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@jamly8515]

Kung Fu Panda: Tai Lung sentence?

[@Zemog23]

Jam Ly yep

[@yuyuyuyuyu2556]

Bullet Tooth *cough* *cough* Agust D *cough* is a worthy opponent *cough* *cough*

[@mallikai7746]

@@jamly8515 Master Lu Wei: Meet the new rapper warrior All rappers: NANI!?

[@LinhNguyen.]

I figt with eminem because “nap god”

[@nacl7818]

I swear if he raps, Eminem could disappear like my dad

[@diya1919]

Oof Srry man

[@googlebretix6048]

Oh myy

[@sweeet.jamiee]

Oof

[@fleerrineperk1091]

Wow nice edgy meme there buddy

[@feminico2613]

*DAMN THATS EDGY BRO, MIGHT KILL MYSELF LATER*

[@МурадАппазов]

1:45 set 0.25x speed. I cant hear no words except the last one

[@designergoose1938]

It still sounds funny

[@Sir_Disillusion]

Same

[@Zetsuke4]

No because his mouth movements are messed he wasnt saying words

[@understandable5779]

*PuH pEh PaH puH*

[@androman7773]

Set it to 2x, maybe will be better

[@decepticonleaderstarscream6551]

I'm so glad that Blurr from Transformers the Movie was my introduction to this man

[@professorralf8064]

1:43 play it in 2x speed

[@onlinemilkman7252]

Play it in 0,25x 😂😂😂😂

[@soaoosowsisksksksi2673]

helicopter

[@dbl_dylan7625]

Me: What's the wifi password? Friend: Its on the back of the router. The back of the router: 1:45

[@jasonstarrising]

Hotel: Trivago

[@kamiinthemist]

@@jasonstarrising no that doesn't go

[@zipperzipzips3539]

Nini

[@Noahneck-jt8lr]

This is stolen

[@dbl_dylan7625]

@@Noahneck-jt8lr lol I dont know I just thought of this so if it is stolen then oopps

[@taizu55]

*The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*

[@CurryChickenAndPotatoes]

frr

[@rmobilezero7425]

*

[@krimzonn]

Each action figure sold separately

[@deiselslick5275]

lol

[@3229dan]

If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.

[@Mr_WallyWallington]

Thats the guy who talks after every commercial

[@blackcrewmate8272]

Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.

[@shel8643]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

[@alejandroguevarra8506]

Ey broooo HAHAHAHAHHA

[@shisui2810]

Makes sense

[@taker6857]

Lol

[@ManaSamaLover.]

LMAO YEA

[@uainjansun]

Isn't this the guy who sang bad by Michael Jackson in 20 seconds

[@staceelashley4611]

abdiel miranda Yeah

[@dr.smitadubey267]

Yes he is

[@sage131]

nah

[@Binerrrr]

@@sage131 actually. Since he grew older and older, his looks wont look familiar as before. But, the voice will remain the same. Sometimes

[@applepie1272]

He is

[@michaelwelps6607]

Eminem: I'm the rap GODzilla This man: Hold my breath

[@QB4NM1SS1L3]

Detus Feletus also eminem: *laughs in 7 lungs

[@jrkdnd]

This man is faster But Eminem can do it longer

[@litgal783]

This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!

[@ceoofclown1621]

I think drugs are great

[@tkatgaming1764]

Damn

[@_sqwid]

Damn

[@okthen1159]

And he could also beat that fastest man rapper

[@elijahladot5712]

Damn

[@rochino1748]

I snapped the comment chain! *Damm*

[@mrb1naryy]

"If ya cant understend wat am sayin, deyre not gunna give me de big bucks"

[@slandermedic4724]

I cannot understan- oh wait i get it now

[@codoroki2055]

Okae am undèrstandin wut yeah sayin,

[@ToneAlone]

This guy sounds like he would be on a Toy's commercial that doesnt includes batteries.

[@SadeTheCrazyEbony]

Lmao oh yeah. How do those people talk so fast

[@ArpPlays]

@FizZeldWOW ITS LIKE HES DOING A JOKE

[@TucoTrucos]

@@ArpPlays COULD IT BE?!!?!!??

[@parkodi1942]

ok ok boomer

[@nuthin2du]

@@Timmyliam r/whoooosh

[@AnymMusic]

every once in a while I remember he exists and look him up. Every time it's a delight

[@kennytee6882]

*Girl:* "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story" *Dad:* "Ok sweetie. OncueponatimeGoldilockasddfsdjfjasdjsjdjdjasdjjjsdfkjndkjvndksjnckjsnlnlkkskkdkasdjkscdcdnlsnjsdnkjnvkfnkjsndiiojsdalsw. The End...now go to sleep" *Girl:* ๏_๏

[@nightmime8397]

xD

[@TheWiseDucky]

LOL her chilhood

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY AND YOU NAME IS FUNNY AND YOUR LITERAL PICTURE IS FUNNY

[@SHARPOASIS]

Zahed Latheef Fr she learned about the birds and the bees in less than .5 seconds

[@kennytee6882]

D0nut W0lf123 my life is a comedy I suppose

[@MissArtieCraftie]

i remember him from saved by the bell. i actually thought the footage was sped up.... now i know it was real time!

[@MrSamer83]

Terrible Testaverde!!!

[@candac6251]

Oh. I didn't know that was him. I thought it was just him. I remember that, though.

[@derriluu]

When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.

[@juju-yp5gb]

Lol

[@kidnickfurynick8494]

Duslik lmao same 😂

[@silvermoon3177]

that's 22 words in 2 seconds for him then.

[@shadiahstewart3523]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😄😄

[@matthewjones7128]

Duslik lol

[@marcodiaz6322]

Just because his record was broken several times, doesn’t mean it stops him from making him my favorite fast-talker! He literally had all the fun projects, including being on the “Transformers” franchise.

[@SarcasticDragonGaming]

Yo! This is the guy from the “Guy sings Michael Jackson’s BAD in 20 seconds” video!

[@isaacramirez2237]

SarcasticDragon Gaming That’s what I was thinking

[@steelstreet3765]

He was in his late 30s then...right?

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

Yuuuup

[@diooverheaven4317]

man he sure aged well

[@leonardotube]

@@steelstreet3765 33 years old, to be exact.

[@brendanburnham3723]

"Cause if they cant understand me, I dont get the big bucks! " hahhaah

[@THECaptain20l2]

Brendan Burnham qq

[@tyclone6266]

Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world! John: Hold my beer

[@tyclone6266]

@@andrewmiller2971 It feels great

[@spxnneret2981]

@@andrewmiller2971 your parents are cousins

[@cxtiie.y]

@@andrewmiller2971 Your the LOSER! Dont treat people like they have no Emotions. HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSER?!

[@baiter660]

Ruining the joke but, John isn't a rapper.

[@a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750]

Andrew Miller 73 now

[@ObungaGamer]

Your teacher when you stop paying attention for 1 minute

[@Pigmcginnyrig]

This is actually very inspiring, he was just another kid who wanted a world record and got one for trying his hardest.

[@suunflourrr2720]

Imagine working at a pizza place and then he called with 1% battery on his phone.

[@Nefare1781]

He would not be able to finish a sentence before His phone decided to commit suicide in mere seconds.

[@Eddy-nn7wj]

@@Nefare1781 thats potentially at least 22 words

[@heavenly_spears7954]

He can do 11 words a second so he might be able to finish in time

[@illusionalscientist]

copy right from eminems video

[@ОлексійПоліщук-к5б]

The real slim shady

[@lildoggo1026]

WALKING BREAD lol

[@epoch_ae2128]

WALKING BREAD i slowed this down when he said peter pipper and i could not understand shit and when i slowed down the fast part of eminem rap god i could here everything soooo...

[@Blahblahblah28504]

Either that or slim shady's grandpa.

[@lildoggo1026]

Blahblahblah28504 lol

[@thomaslooi4977]

WALKING BREAD Rap god?

[@duomaxwell6523]

I just came from the MicroMachines guy reciting Michael Jackson's "Bad" and it recommended me this video. This guy's mouth is faster than The Flash, The Roadrunner and Speedy Gonzales can run.

[@jamesguevara1622]

Normal: To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. This guy: TobeornottobethatisthequestioWhether'tisnoblerinthemindtosufferTheslingsandarrowsofoutrageousfortuneOrtotakearmsagainstaseaoftroublesAndbyopposingendthemTo dietosleepNomoreandbyasleeptosayweendTheheartacheandthethousandnaturalshocks...

[@ernestty8465]

James Guevara thats lit my guy

[@flare_63]

Ahhh you get the idea....

[@kafantaris5989]

Eminem: i am the fastest rapper A normal FedEx guy :Hold my orange juice boi Thx for all these likes

[@jacygunderson3198]

A normal FedEx guy: hold my hamlet book

[@mohammadrizwan687]

No I like hammer my hammer 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

[@magnus3014]

Eminem is not the fastest rapper lol.

[@wuscopez8112]

Hold my package

[@user-qv8gl7zj4t]

Corn ball

[@jadamwah_]

me: "so, tell me about yourself" John: *laughs*

[@toop4538]

Jonathan Calabro and dones

[@ronfino]

*[laughs in fast english]*

[@JqvirF211]

This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.