Talking to the Ghost in German was a Horrible Mistake - Phasmophobia

[@therealsmudge4309]

German people 🤝 Dutch people Thinking the other language is fucked up.

[@Sharpless2]

can confirm, german here

[@hannahipfelkofer4945]

Dutch sounds better than german - Greetings from germany ♡ Bye the way: Insym should to a phasmo session with psycho trying to speak swiss german

[@GearsUpDownUp]

And i love how dutch people think german is fucked up dutch while us germans think dutch is fucked upp german lmao

[@light_wolf]

As an Austrian I can 100% confirm this is true

[@robotninjago]

@@light_wolf lol

[@Lyvinxx]

Insym thinking that German sounds like fucked up Dutch. Meanwhile me as a German person thinking, that Dutch sounds like fucked up (and sometimes a bit funny) German :D

[@h3m1d5]

Can confirm :'D I'm a German fellow as well, and we went to the Netherlands in August. It was a funny time, you can read most of it but still it feels like dutch is 3 languages at once 😄 but as we see, it's vice versa.

[@kpwhatever1736]

Meine Rede! 😜

[@janmeyer272]

just commented the same before I saw your comment :D

[@virak4237]

Hab nh Freundin aus den Niederlanden und ist so witzig zu hören man versteht so viel aber dann auch wieder so wenig

[@Marfi2000]

thats a reason why i love reactions or other interactions between languages, especially related ones. its just so nice to hear the other ones having fun how they think about german words while we can have fun trying the opposite :P

[@shiluno]

i like how at the begining of polish part you said "polish is so cute" and then saw word "szczegółowe" and called it a war crime 🤣

[@PolskiAfton]

Życie

[@i_can_c_u_2295]

As a German, I have to agree. szcz shouldn’t exist. That’s a taboo

[@mifigor1935]

​@@i_can_c_u_2295I'm guessing you still have nightmares after hearing Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[@i_can_c_u_2295]

@@mifigor1935 I have just got cancer from reading that. Thank you.

[@mifigor1935]

@@i_can_c_u_2295 well it came from a comedy movie and a guy there used it to troll the na*is that captured him

[@DepressionOfMyCat]

"i hate german, my voice can't do it!!" *screams into the microphone reading every single word* xDD

[@mismalis2137]

Petition for Insym to do the whole Phasmo episode with ingame Dutch only and speaking Dutch language only 😆😆😆 (He will probably never do that)

[@KlopsKopp]

I am up for it but pls with subtitels :D

[@BeastRedAsh]

That would be something ✨

[@TK-Reikon]

Would love it as its a language I've never heard spoken before!

[@robotninjago]

@@KlopsKopp agreed

[@rosar.v3396]

Yessss

[@raideir3917]

Even as a french person i confirm you didnt choose the easiest language for this challenge XD

[@emilejacques3316]

I agree

[@FuSiionCraft]

Even if our language is what eventually became all germanic languages lmao

[@SAPHtheGOAT]

Je suis complètement d’accord.

[@richardvargas9886]

Easiest is English

[@metroidhunter965]

@@richardvargas9886 riiiiiight, laughter and daughter…lose, dose, nose…

[@jade3090]

Germans: “Dutch is the cracked version of German” Dutch people: “German is the cracked version of Dutch” 😭

[@m0lDaViA]

It's good that we know that Dutch emerged from an old dialect of German.👍

[@Bennynoobingames]

Naja stimmt

[@hejterraperuw8604]

I couldn't stop laughing when you changed language to polish and started reading polish words haha greetings from Poland

[@saintaz]

ong it was so funny xD

[@Moriartea_chan]

I loved it so much! Greetings from Poland!

[@xant1521]

Was amazing, greetings from poland :)

[@martaka5180]

I watched it live and I was crying.

[@Igor_ski]

Spawner Polaków

[@shyrtexx4879]

Imagine being the ghost expecting a normal Insym but instead you see him running around screaming quel age a tu and baguette baguette baguette in the Spirit Box

[@Sharpless2]

that would spook the ghost so hard it would never return to the game

[@SuraAL-BA]

For languages that insym can't read (Korean, Japanese, Arabic etc) he should honestly use Google translate to ask the ghost questions and try to imitate what it says LMAO me and my friend tried that with Bulgarian today and surprisingly it recognized our badly butchered attempt

[@kill6189]

I wish he can try arabic. I am Arabian i want to see him trying its ganna be so much fun to watch 🤣🤣🤣

[@KaihanDTuna]

​@@kill6189 if someone arabic playing phasmo, the ghost instantly begone

[@kill6189]

@@KaihanDTuna ayo 😂👍

[@kimo2667]

@@kill6189 arabian...?

[@kill6189]

@@kimo2667 bro read my 1st comment yes i am

[@chikenttv]

1:12 French 17:45 German 35:41 Polish 58:07 Swedish Thank me later :D

[@Insym]

Thank you! :D

[@shrumalogre517]

ok its been 15 minutes thank u ❤

[@chikenttv]

@@Insym I love ur content bro

[@theSAY10.]

It's been 1 hour now so thank you ❤️

[@chrislange5420]

@@Insym can u pin that comment so other people can see?

[@ThatGuyGleo]

as a german person from a neighbourland i have to admit it was HILARIOUS, and seeing him trying to speak french and polish was so funny XD

[@mreggs3731]

as an English person I can confirm that German sort of invented OLD english

[@wah9928]

21:00 is my favorite part of Insym talking in german since he said "Geisterorb" completely wrong and without a german accent. HOWEVER, the "Wo bist du" afterward is actually freaking flawless lmao

[@YeezusGhoul]

Short swedish description of our 3 added vowels. Å is pronounced as the OO in POOR. Ä is pronounced as the AI in PAIR/CHAIR. Ö is pronounced as the I in BIRD or as the U in FUR. Hope this helps. Though easier to comprehend, we also use vowels in 2 ways. A "long" way or a "short" way. These are the lång ones ;) (For the hobby-linguists: Except for irregular words, the long vowel is used in cases where the vowel is followed by one consonants and the short when followed by two.)

[@derspielographdsg7435]

So Ä and Ü is in german and swedish the same. Is Ü used in Sweden too? (Sounds a bit like "ews" in Newspapiers)

[@YeezusGhoul]

@@derspielographdsg7435 Ä and Ü is not pronounced the same? Or did you ask? Either way, Ü is not in the swedish alphabet, we "only" add Å,Ä and Ö. Ü is like a swedish "long" Y, but with normal U mixed into it.

[@mreggs3731]

@@YeezusGhoul thank you for making my life more confusing

[@YeezusGhoul]

@@mreggs3731 I read chinese. Try that and get back to me xD

[@alexandre4252]

Imagine you're a gohst minding your own buisness when a random guy kicks in and keep repeting "Donne moo a signe" 😂😂😂

[@LennyGoReal]

"German is just fcked up Dutch" Yeah, we say the same in Germany just the other way around. AUSRÜSTUNGSLAGER!!!

[@richarde98]

I love how you said german is "just fucked up dutch", cuz for us dutch is like a child speaking german or in general just such a cute language to us. xD Had dutch in school too - just confirmed everything, hahaha. A language has so many different effects depending on the languages you actually know or speak natively.

[@pokelolmc6826]

It's because Dutch and German (and English) come from the same language family. They all split off from what was once the same language, so they started with the same content and changed gradually over time. Go back a thousand years or so, and even though older iterations of Dutch and German were separate/distinct languages by that point, native speakers of both could still understand most of what the other was saying (mutually intelligible). English is slightly further out (relation-wise) from those two, though-especially with the massive hodgepodge of foreign words from the Vikings and Normans.

[@richarde98]

@@pokelolmc6826 Dutch and German are definitely extremely close to each other, since the significant part of the division came from phonetic changes in different regions. The result were high German language and low German and further from that the Dutch language. In the German language itself you can go even further (probably also in Dutch, but I don't know many variations there tbh).

[@Cdubberz]

@@pokelolmc6826 makes sense why Dutch is like a mixture of English and German

[@pandemic5417]

Love it when you read "shoot a picture of the ghost" in german 😂😂😂 the way you pronounced it at first means "shit a photo of a ghost" 🤣🤣🤣 I was dying

[@adderoli]

imagine if ALL languages were supported and the ghost just starts doing sign language at you 😂

[@doginpillows20]

Lmao yes

[@kevinmcfarland-sh9rm]

Make a deaf ghost that signs, but one of his evidence is spirit box…. It never a hears you, getting a response is just totally random noises at completely random intervals, or when you use the spirit box near a phone it rings then through the spirit box you hear “you are receiving an interpreted call from *ghostly moan*”

[@xaitz]

you need to do this again but with people from that country tbh (and they can only talk their native language)

[@ayunasherny]

And maybe it will help with languages, which have their own alphabet.

[@after_k]

I'm Japanese so I can't wait to watch Insym plays Phasmophobia in Japanese!!

[@BeastRedAsh]

If only there was a romaji option 🥺 As well for any other languages, that has their own alphabet and don't use latin letters

[@after_k]

@@BeastRedAsh I hope so too. I can't pronounce languages like Arabic or Korean😂

[@arirrray]

@@BeastRedAsh he can translate the languages with different writing systems using camera mode on Google translate and then listen to pronunciation that also sometimes provides readable latin transcription 😅 it might make the game longer but then all the non-latin languages speakers also get to experience the fun! As a Russian I also hope Insym might try our language at some point, cos even though we use Cyrillic alphabet it's not that hard to read imo

[@BeastRedAsh]

@@arirrray I think finding decent translator to latin alphabet is just too much work, that would take away all the fun from the game. Like either fiddling with it somehow making it work on top of Phasmo, or using additional screen of mobile or tablet to translate computer screen. And I doubt there are translators to latin alphabet, they usually directly translate to some kind of language. Even though I too would love to see Insym try some russian, I completely understand, why he wouldn't do that

[@justsmartkev2046]

As a German Person I couldn't stop laughing at your pronunciation. Definitely one of my favorite Insym Videos of all time !

[@erdatoerdato]

Insym You have natural talent. Honestly when You spoke Polish i was suprised that You pronounce words like that especially that You never spoke Polish language before. Polish is one of the hardest and most fcked up languages 😂 I'm really enjoying Your content. Greetings from Poland!

[@szxm3k]

As a Pole it was so much fun to watch you speak polish, you're the best bro haha

[@KasiaZycharo]

It's so weird to see this game in my language (Polish)... But I enjoyed a lot watching you playing it! Love your videos a lot :) Greetings from Poland!

[@lazerluca366]

That’s the funniest vid that I ever saw, I love it how you speak German 😂

[@supahjessi]

The video was great. I have cried from laughing, especially because German and Polish are my native languages. Please more of such videos 🖤

[@frozenthirdyear]

The German part had me rolling with laughter. I'd love to see this challenge extended to playing with Psycho and trying to understand his Swiss German. Love and giggles from Switzerland

[@borkayolo6530]

insym playing in polish is another level, even i don't play in polish and i live there my whole life KEKW

[@greenyhobunkr6774]

you should teach the viewers how to speak dutch using phasmo :D

[@areolata]

I still think you should play with native speakers by having a community day open to people that are bilingual. Mix together yourself plus three people that speak three other languages (besides English) and then randomly select one of them to use their native language. Then everyone else has to use that language during the match. That way you have three players trying to speak the wrong language and a 4th "teacher" to help with pronunciations.

[@CarboneCat]

How you pronounce French is hilarious. There’s so many subtleties like, you don’t always pronounce every letters ie the “t” in Esprit is silent, Qu and K are both pronounced K and Gn is pronounced as Kn in English. But I love your take on it. 😂😂😂 Edit: You did pronounce Écriture phantomatique correctly.

[@heavymetaleinhorn]

I love how you can get so many challenges out of one game. You're amazing Insym!

[@MagicRich]

I’m polish and it was so funny seeing you struggle and I was correcting you through the phone even though you couldn’t hear/see me

[@mejkuroblox]

i'm from poland and this was very funny to watch 😂

[@menacingjack]

This is hilarious man 😂 I can't wait to see more of this omg

[@Dutchwh0re]

We are one step closer to hear him speak Dutch finally -me, a fellow dutchie

[@itssmayas]

Italian viewer here! can't wait to see more of this challenge, safe to say it is one of my favourite so far

[@shyrtexx4879]

More of these pleasee!!! These are so funny xD We need a series with all the languages! Can't wait to see Finnish hahah

[@goatloops]

When Insym asked "what's red light in French?" and someone in chat said "a good time", I lost it lmao 😂😂

[@NileR]

As a german, who watches almost all your videos all the way through, this was really funny and enjoyable. And when you can speak german proporly it doesn't sound that hard anymore. That hard thing mostly came from Hitler... that's why many people think we talk like that...

[@Henrizz1300]

as a german , i really appreciate that u 1. put german in the title and 2. that u experienced the pain we germans go through in Phasmo.

[@mateuszokonski105]

Dziękujemy! Pozdrowienia🇵🇱

[@coppertfox]

12:34 I like that Insym says "german sounds like fucked up dutch" while we germans call dutch just drunk german xD

[@theSAY10.]

I was waiting for the day u would play German phasmophobia and I loved it

[@rustypotatoes]

so im trying to sleep and i hear insym try his best french then “are you still here you piece of shit” god im never going to sleep at this rate 😂

[@MrSharkFIN]

Swedish and Dutch are both Germanic languages. As are eg. German, Norwegian and English. So naturally they also have many similarities.

[@doodlexd8661]

"Scheiße eine Foto vom Geist" had me dying (Scheiße = shit)

[@ciumauwu7170]

honesty watching u play in polish brought me so much joy, i love it

[@TheAngryBert]

As a German, I feel deeply....amused. As a matter of fact, I laughed my ass off...My favorite video so far. Great job! GRÜSSE AUS DEM SCHÖNEN BAYERN!

[@Lvci123]

As a German, this was the funniest thing out of all Phasmophobia videos I ever watched of you hahahahah

[@sleepy__garry7178]

I cannot wait for Czech because I´m from Czechia and how u read Poland was soooooo cute.

[@NagaFTW]

I love how no matter what the language is insym always pronounces the R as german or french, chat was trying so hard to teach him to roll the R xD P.S sad that macedonian isnt in the game but excited to see more languages, especially cant wait for u to pop off on dutch

[@1990exon]

As a german speaker this was amazing. Always cool to see people trying to pronounce our weird ass language. You did a good job!

[@MazindoGaming]

Hahaha I cried when you tried to read polish words 😂❤ Love ya man ❤❤

[@BdFln_uzilya]

"German sounds like f*cked up Dutch" - as a German I say it's the opposite 😂😂

[@natasja4554]

I laughed so hard at this video! 😂 Cant wait to see more! Curious to hear you play in Dutch as well as you speak that language you said

[@Huwarr]

As a Swedish person it was hilarious watching you try to read the Swedish words! "Rengör området nära Spöket med en Rökelsebukett = Smudge the area near the ghost using a smudge stick"

[@lesbification]

1:23 french 18:00 german 35:45 polish 58:14 swedish lmk if i missed any or messed any up! looking forward to japanese hehe will probably try to do this for the rest of the language series if insym doesnt want to add the timestamps

[@Insym]

Thank you! :D

[@mreggs3731]

@@Insym I died laughing at you trying to pronounce the other languages.

[@dadivski]

Chat: “Play as Australian” Insym: “Imma play upside down” 😂

[@Dramacat1234]

Laughing my ass off when you talked in german 😂

[@gerisati9951]

LMAO you sound like my patients when they tell me they know “a little bit of spanish” i have to stand there w a straight face and smile and say “wow, where did you learn that from?” 😂😂

[@Novaissue]

Seeing Insym suffer with languages is hilarious 💀 Also if you play Turkish soon, Give me a sign : Sinyal ver Are you here : Burdamısın? or Are you French : Fransız mısın?

[@brknmtn]

Actually he played Turkish at that stream but didnt saw it at the video

[@birchbarks550]

20:40 he knows us too well dajkfgkjfh I was already going insane but yeah ALSO THE PRONOUNCIATION OF "we bist du?" WAS SO GOOD????

[@lekiui]

I hated you so much that day. Butchering French like that 😭

[@stan2139]

I love how you sound German when reading French, god I loved every second of this video!

[@carolinebrault8967]

"CHARIZARD" LMAO hearing you speak french is hilarious,your french accent is on point

[@user-vo1jm8tt8l]

im glad this is gonna be a series so you can get em all, definitely a good laugh! nice one

[@ssamuueel]

insym: says "Ausrüstungslager" in an angry tone also insym: "why does it sound so angry"

[@tntfreddan3138]

Swedish has three extra letters in the alphabet. Å, Ä and Ö. Å and Ö are both full words, as well. Å means river and Ö means island. Å is a mix between A and O, Ä is a mix between A and E, and Ö is a mix between O and E.

[@DavidBowieFan1990]

OMG the German. You said „Scheiße ein Foto“, instead of „Schieße“ - you said „Shit a photo“. 😂😂😂

[@TheEmilyMoriarty]

When asked how to die in German, someone should have said "hold my beer". 🤣

[@milahchan6225]

Ohhhhh please,more of that Shenanigans i loved

[@alexsilverstar629]

I died when he started reading german xDDD Being a natuive speaker, it's always adorable hearing native english speakers try xDDD

[@deliahrosekeep585]

he's native dutch i belive at least that's what his accent sounds like

[@alexsilverstar629]

@@deliahrosekeep585 I see, I wasn't aware, thank you ^^

[@huszkusz1779]

That's just amazing how isnym can stream one game for around 2000 hours, and still make new, entertaining content :D

[@alineyanmaz9092]

this was one of the best videos posted recently, I had so much fun, love seeing phasmo terms in different languages absolutely hilarious :D hope to see new ones soon :D

[@SuXiiColdHand]

insym sounds so badass when hes speaking english but the second he talks german with the dutch accent, its the cutest thing ever xD just wanna pinch his cheeks

[@ryukaipie]

The polish made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭😭 "THERES A WORD WITH JUST Z???"

[@Ocitivka]

If you will play on Russian language, here some tips for spirit box. I bet you won't understand a single word, if you will try to read something:) Day mne znak - Give me a sign Ty zdes? - Are you here? Skolko tebe let? - How old are you? Ty zloy? - Do you drink vodka? Ty dobriy? - Do you have a pet bear? (The last two questions are translated exactly like this:)) Voice recognition works. If you will pronounce words properly, the ghost will answer. Ghost types in Russian(pronounce): Duh Mirazh Fantom Poltergeist Banshee Djin Mara Revenant Ten' Demon Yurei Oni Yokai Hantu Goryo Muling Onryo Bliznetsy Raiju Obake Mimik Moroi Deogen Taye Also, if you will try to read something, here some tips for letters. This kinda works for other slavic languages, like Bulgarian and Ukrainian. А(а) - U(number) Б(б) - B В(в) - V Г(г) - G(gambling) Д(д) - D Е(е) - E(In Russian, there is another sound for e, but i can't find a word for example, sorry:)) Ё(ё) - Yo Ж(ж) - zh З(з) - Z И(и) - E(knEE) Й(й) - I(moroi) К(к) - K Л(л) - L М(м) - M Н(н) - N О(о) - О П(п) - P Р(р) - R С(с) - S Т(т) - Т У(у) - U(rule) Ф(ф) - F Х(х) - H(house) Ц(ц) - ts Ч(ч) - ch Ш(ш) - sh Щ(щ) - shch Ъ, Ь - (they have no sounds, they in the word to separate letters before Ъ, Ь and after. Usually it's vowel and not a vowel, so letters Ъ, Ь, make them sound separately. Ь also gives for letter, that is not a vowel, a mitigation. It's kinda hard to explain:)) Ы(ы) - Y(I just can't explain this letter... It's E(knEE) with hard sound) Э(э) - A(Apple) Ю(ю) - U(University) Я(я) - ya Even if you won't use this, i won't be mad, I can understand, you just afraid of this language:D(joking, have a nice day:))

[@Annalexis07]

The "scheiße ein Foto vom Geist" killed me 😂😂😂

[@xxferalfreakxx]

I don't know shit about German, but the successful voice recognition at 22:26 tells me that it'd be a *FUN* language to learn

[@Sarril101]

56:41 made me laugh so hard 😂 This video is a masterpiece, it was so fun and entertaining to see & hear someone try all those other languages, and not just set it to then ignore everything but actually try to read, pronounce, spell some words and sentences. Thanks for bringing this to my life haha. Definitely voting to see more of it, sure would love to see a repeat of Polish, but there are so many other languages that sure could use love too so... well, do whatever works. Pozdrowienia z Polski (Greetings/Regards from Poland haha). PS: In case anyone would like to know lol, #TheMoreYouKnow corner - In Polish, S + Z together, sz, is pronounced like a new letter, other sound, not s nor z. It's pronounced like SH in "posh" or "shampagne". Same rule for C + Z, cz, but in this case, it's pronounced like CH in "chocolate" or "charizard". Hope someone finds it interesting, fun or useful ^^

[@amimrhappy]

AT 32:30 the ghost is changing speed because its entering a different room "the foyer"

[@T4M1L0S]

As a french guy that makes me laugh when you were trying to say "give me a sign" in french (which is "donnez-moi un signe") or "how old are you" (french: "quel âge as-tu"). Also I confirm that french isn't that easy for english ppl because there are some french things that are hard for you and others to understand. Still you were not that bad trying to speak in french with the chat helping you. I'm proud that you played in my native language. Hi from French. ^^ ❤

[@vegastrypes]

My language: Australian. Picking up the spirit box, you speak "yee, 'skoin' on, cobba, give us a durry will ya?"

[@theonlyimpawster]

i was dying of laughter in this stream lol! i'd love to see more because i know you would pronounce everything in the most hilarious way possible. great video as always

[@supersenpai5920]

12:54 As someone from India, i've been subbed for what seems like an eternity lmao. Tbh my fav horror gaming channel, all my friends watch your vids too. :D

[@ezox7704]

I'm from Poland and i was almost crying from laugh when you tried to say something in polish 🤣

[@smol_lucifer]

Insym speaking German (or trying to) has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@jobsolete]

I love how you can hear his dutch accent while he's trying to speak other languages

[@littlebear274]

The timing of this is great - I have long covid and can't go out so I torrented Wakanda Forever this morning (I have D+ and I'd pay premium if they'd put it on there but noooo) and any time they needed to translate Wakandan or Atlantean the subtitles were in French and I'd have to type it into Google Translate to figure out what was going on. So the whole French section of this is just cracking me up so bad. I'd guess my reading French is a little better since I know some Spanish from high school but my spoken French is probably about that bad.

[@MrCraft_SO2]

6:07 Insym is like a little baby who learned a new word and is always repeating it

[@delayeddeloy7761]

yay german :) also I started dying when you started reading the german sentences in the van lmao

[@yeetking3238]

You should do a Canadian one where you have to be super friendly and say eh at the end of every sentence, eh and be super Canadian eh

[@freemover2435]

That's so fkn amazing. I almost died of laugh. Insym, you're a God of phasmophobia)))

[@Valkyre9087]

As a polish person it was funny to watch u play in polish! Also i cant wait for u to play in dutch :))

[@linasjostrand4034]

Myling is a scandinavian ghost. Its a child, often described as unbaptised, that is forced to haunt until it gets a proper burial. That is the simple description of it 😉

[@eightnir]

12:40 I can say that from the german perspektive: Dutch seams to be fu**ed up german xD But we also have Austria and Switzerland with their own f**ked up versions of german xD so we are at least tripple fu**ed xD But this video is SO good xD I love it.

[@radualexa1356]

Finally u're bringing back the languages! I asked for them in the past and finally here there are. Do the other ones as well. I'm curious to see Italian and Romanian

[@zah_old_acc]

"It's an Ombre, go to the Menu Pauzy and select Ombre!1!!"