Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 21-Apr-23

[@SwingFi]

Nike uses Dylan to promote women’s sport wear. Pathetic. They missed out on a huge opportunity with Chloe Kelly, an England Lioness who scored the winning goal in the Women’s Euro Final last year. To celebrate she whipped off her football top and ran around in a Nike sports bra. It was a joyous occasion. A perfect image of a healthy, strong, fit, beautiful woman.

[@ruthcollins2841]

So glad I don't wear sports gear!

[@myrarobertson-gp5pb]

It just seems fashionable at the moment to pander to these people but fashions change and followers. They grow up!

[@emmahowells8334]

Also Maybelline make up company is using Dylan mulfakey too.

[@maryd2039]

27:41: "I've never seen women bragging about drinking Bud Light." ... or looking that happy about it: 28:21.

[@lorraine.bernardettehoole7743]

Or looking like a bloke in drag at the same time😂

[@cindyfaulkner5725]

If one of the just stop oil glues thenselves in front of my car I may just forget where the brake is

[@britastertern-gill4961]

First time watching, but definitely not the last. From Australia 👍

[@linc7766]

Tonight's panel were brilliant, loved all of them. All the nominee planks were justified, but I thought the winner was the correct call

[@jim9667]

Thank you very much for your comment without ruining the winner 🏆

[@myrarobertson-gp5pb]

That Dylan is patronising towards women. He really gets my back up. He is a parody of a woman and making big bucks out of it. A real fake.

[@Notmehimorthem]

And a fake real

[@annetteannette9205]

This is gold 👌

[@suzannebrady6201]

Here in the USA ..I am sure that Biden’s administration won’t let him attend because he is completely “checked out “ mentally ! He can barely form a sentence and he needs guidance when he walks so he does not get lost!!🤦‍♀️ he is an utter embarrassment to our country

[@blue24563]

The US really needs to start ejecting proper Presidents again. Go DeSantis!

[@lilspeth]

It is truly worrisome. Plus, seriously, we need younger leaders with vision.

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

@@blue24563 Robert F Kennedy jr is now going to challenge Biden for the Presidential nomination.

[@lindaartz3297]

I am American and you are right about Biden. It is not only embarrassing but worrisome. When one of them talked about climate change he said China still pollutes and so does America. As an American I disagree. We should never be put in the mix of polluters.

[@roberttreborable]

Don't nominate Dylan Mulvaney ,,, Nominate the FOOLS who employed him...

[@romanroad483]

Absolutely correct. Dylan Mulvaney is just making a bob, or two , out of other peoples stupidity.

[@clydehaskell2975]

I've managed to reach the age of 65 without government interference. I have an android phone, went to "emergency alerts" in settings and switched them off. Job done.

[@nickhickson8738]

What android version was your phone? Mine has version 6.0 and has no emergency alerts to turn on/off.

[@clydehaskell2975]

@@nickhickson8738 Hi Nick. I'm using a Samsung Galaxy S20 running android version 13.

[@nickhickson8738]

@@clydehaskell2975 Well that is a much later model. I simply won't replace my 2017 A3 Samsung phone as all phones are far too large now for my shirt pockets!

[@eh-i1841]

I didn’t get an alert,and I was looking forward to it.

[@buesevin4041]

Harrry and Meghan received an award for pledging to have only Two children ,perhaps they could now pass the award on to Edrid another narcissist,

[@paulcurran6747]

Enjoy the programme but always a rushed unsatisfactory end have a proper vote 😊

[@levi-vq6hx]

You guys are quality

[@Vickys1988-d7z]

I never got my emergency alert lol

[@nickhickson8738]

Best POTW for ages. Great panel, nice layout and no JK.

[@edwardharley9]

I know to whom you refer... and would you believe.. I am softening to him...he is better on his own show, because when he is on this show, it somehow becomes his show.

[@robertgough5804]

Words out of my mouth layout better more interactive

[@tonyo6972]

You can dress a pig up, all you want, at the end of the day, it's still a pig, Sam Smith,

[@anneseventeen5379]

Hmmm perhaps we can give Budweiser some credit because it's true it broke the camel's back and people have had ENOUGH!

[@angelaknight7184]

Nothing like a bit of politeness and manners ❤

[@jojojacques810]

Great panel!!! 👏👏👏

[@mickybiggs7256]

absolute genius conception from the very start well done @mikegraham

[@grantmarion5208]

No Harry and Meghan this week? That’s why I tune in!

[@beagchic3488]

Isn't it refreshing to have no members of the royal family in it ? They are not my cup of tea. Refreshing ? .. Tea ? .. oh never mind !

[@pigeonpoo1823]

I bet they proudly watch this every week. Honey, we're the most popular again. God knows what they're gonna do over the next week to reassert their dominance

[@GMN360]

I approve of the idea of that the Elred or whatever stop oil guys name is, to be taken home by the copper and glued down for the weekend! Take him home in the depths of winter when they are a little shy of the cold…

[@pamelagaull3928]

Quite agree. Oil isn’t only used as fuel it is necessary in the production of many medicines and electricity. If we don’t get our own oil then we’ll have to buy it from somewhere else at a higher price.

[@elisabethm.deboer9597]

I read a warning to abused women (who often have a hidden cell phone to reach help or get out) to remove it so that their husbands do not find them and beat them up. Scary thought that this could happen…

[@naomihollingsworth1019]

Leave our dragon alone,, or I'll set it on you 😅

[@ruthcollins2841]

OMG Colin Beattie looks like Phil Mitchell (AKA Steve McFadden)!😮

[@shelaghhiggins6070]

Love it 👍👍👍

[@paulrobson3413]

I don’t go to football anymore had a season ticket for over 20 years…used lockdown as an excuse not to renew it and I don’t miss it

[@jasperhorace7147]

Even if everything to do with professional sport does have to be paid for, that doesn’t excuse bad manners and total arrogance. What are the PR people doing?

[@debeeriz]

in nz we had a gunman loose at a school in our area we got a warning alert not to send the kids to school, it was not nation wide they just sent it out from the local cell towers to mobiles connected to it

[@Jaytecx]

Really great panel. The two older ladies are both beautiful 🙂

[@milorudge5110]

The two older ladies? Well the younger ones look like blokes!

[@douglasgreen437]

Are there any younger Ladies ?

[@zoefree3950]

Most people will say ‘I’m going to the place formally called the Brecon beacons’ 🤣🤣🤣

[@britastertern-gill4961]

They could change Manchester to “Them/Theychester”

[@ThinPicks]

I remember The Two Ronnies changed it to Personchester in a Ronnie Barker monologue 😂

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

@@ThinPicks That still would not satisfy the fanatics, they would then demand it to be changed to Perdaughterchester.

[@kittyfan]

happens all the time (climate change). It always amazes me that some scientists think that the Middle East has the same climate today that it had 3,000 yrs ago...

[@nickshepherd8377]

Brilliant from start to finish! Well done Mike and the magnificent 4 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@naomihollingsworth1019]

Didn't he get sponsored by tampax too?

[@blue24563]

No, that was a fake story spread by right wing media.

[@emmahowells8334]

Yes, although He denys it lol.

[@geraldabeyawardena5606]

When will people realise the Head of the BMA was much cleverer than the people he represented - I wish everyone else can also get away by saying 'sorry'!!!

[@lesterbeedell9725]

The parents of the eco-protester shouldn’t have had children

[@billhutchinson1785]

Just watched the new format (from Australia). Fantastic programme, just as stimulating as it was when it first began. Guests brilliant and set appropriate. Many thanks, a real great improvement. Still think the panel should pick the winner though. Great to have one of my favourite shows back.

[@sandfly]

Australia is just made for a version of this programme. Our hypocrites and idiots are world class and exist in vast numbers encompassing every hue and every ethnic variety.

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

@@sandfly I don't think you're as bad as New Zealand though. Their new Prime Minister reminds me of a guy that I once worked with in a Finance department Whenever I asked him for a file etc he'd give me a blank, bemused look and I'd have to explain in minute detail what I needed.

[@billhutchinson1785]

@@sandfly I agree but itis easy to watch this one as well.

[@billhutchinson1785]

@@AlunThomas-mp5qo Alun I must admit NZ has shocked me over the last couple of years. I remember them when they were sensible - yes I am that old. Let's hope we do not go the same way. However, I have a funny feeling...

[@billhutchinson1785]

Shall we call ours Plonker of the Week?

[@alanrabjohns4656]

This programme demonstrates what is wrong with everything 😂😂😢😢😢😅😊😊😊it's lost its earnings and bearings totally its driving me crazy by the way HUNZA BLOKE OF THE SNP is the real PLANK OF THE WEEK

[@blue24563]

Personally I think Fox News was the biggest plank this week but for some reason, biased Talk TV didn’t run that story…. Wonder why lol😂😂😂

[@mareandickson3058]

The SNP as a whole is Plank of the Week...

[@transporter49]

So many adverts - almost unwatchable - KZbin - Plank of the Week?

[@secretagent7888]

Why the change of studio. I hope it is not significant, I love the Plank

[@angelaknight7184]

I’m surprised they havnt yet.leave the London marathon alone ❤I’m really getting scared the way our Uk is going ❤

[@keithjenkins4752]

It was said ‘Football has changed’. Wrong. Football is the same game. It’s the people playing professionally who’ve changed. Crap...

[@janallen1243]

Nice tie Mike

[@cindyfaulkner5725]

It is believed that the protesters caused the death of one of the horses that died at the begining of the race, caused by the distress caused by the delay to the start and the disruption to the horses 🐎

[@trevaudio]

But it wasn’t the fault of protesters though was it cindy ????

[@blue24563]

Bit of a stretch there…😂

[@cindyfaulkner5725]

@@blue24563 not what I said it was the owner of the horse that said it.

[@cindyfaulkner5725]

@@trevaudio that’s was the owner of the horse believes

[@Theonlykas]

You two, Alec Baldwin, Elon Musk populating the world! 😂🎉

[@bluemoon5662]

Emergency alert now --- next, where are you located now? what are you doing there? who are you with?

[@myrarobertson-gp5pb]

The girl seemed happy enough. They probably spoke to her beforehand. Also she got publicity and I am sure she was proud of herself and her parents. Just my opinion. Great programme though. Calm sensible and measured. You are right to raise issues about what concerns us and you debate the issues we'll.

[@rosieposie6521]

It doesn't take much to be polite and only a moment to say hi to the child on their way out. IS that really too much to ask of people so overpaid and privileged.

[@beagchic3488]

They don't highlight what happens beforehand and also many football clubs now discourage physically touching of mascots with the exception of holding hands as they go onto the pitch (in response to other comments about patting her on the head etc)

[@juliewilliams9098]

​@@rosieposie6521 exactly, all that was needed was a smile! She thanked every one of them and not one looked at her!

[@BrittonWhite_]

And on those cold 🥶nights, his wife thinks he’s trans .🏳️‍⚧️ 😂

[@kaywoolls928]

Outside Barclays Cheltenham, I watched bemused, as 10 Just Stop Oil planks tried to put up a decorators trestle table. After 20 minutes, I was bored and walked away, as they were still struggling! Got the impression they were all 'on something ' ....maybe they're also incapable of changing a light bulb? Bless

[@johntokn]

Shouldn't Edred be prosecuted for criminal damage? On a personal note, please get rid of the plank of the week motif that's in a continuous loop, it's hypnotizing me.

[@siobhanodwyer8445]

Dylan please

[@jamescoburn6789]

Edred would be deadred if he tried that atthe local snooker club .

[@TheSuperHarrygeorge]

I wish Eldred the orange bomber had inhaled a lung full of his powder 😗

[@CamKeg66]

Martin Sheen suddenly develops a strong Welsh accent. Hilarious.

[@emmahowells8334]

He's always had a strong Welsh accent, he's from portalbot, clean your ears lol.

[@gatorgrandma6174]

Florida screwed their Emergency Alert up…at 4 AM on a Sunday.

[@BridgeToGantry]

16:16 As per usual, filmed in vertical moron vision. Plank right there.

[@GFY127]

people are scared to talk to children now unless it's their own children... in fear of being called inappropriate or weird at best

[@eh-i1841]

Those footballers were just being thoughtless,nothing to do with being scared.

[@lorisilverstein3010]

What has come out during the Bud Lite protest is that financial institutes are using ESG metrics and that is forcing large companies like AB InBev to go more woke. ESG stands for Environmental Social and Governance. Social is then further broken down into DEI which stands for Diversity Equity and Inclusion. Environmental, social, and governance (ESG) investing is used to screen investments based on corporate policies and to encourage companies to act responsibly. Which also effects the company's ability to get loans. The lower their ESG numbers are the less likely they will be able to secure the loan they are applying for.

[@robertgough5804]

Good one layout better and no overbearing jk

[@irenebianchi5088]

I won't buy Nike anymore

[@tasmondayre9711]

Isn't that the sound for the start of the purge?

[@lawrencegoldworm]

The players certainly seemed rude during the shirt signing. However, could they had spoken with the girl earlier but had no time then as they were rushing to board a bus? I have no idea but thought I'd mention it since every single player acted exactly the same. You'd think at least one player would say hello if they weren't in some kind of hurry, and hadn't previously spoken to her.

[@rosieposie6521]

How long does it take to say hello to a child, as long as signing a shirt for the cameras????????? NO EXCUSE

[@romanroad483]

They never even made eye contact.

[@badgambler-un5ck]

Thankfully those seats have now gone which means JK cant put his hand on the lady's chair he is sitting next to!

[@jimivey6462]

Easter week. There is nothing quite like junior doctors denying medical care for four days to commemorate Easter week. Give them a raise of 30 pieces of silver.

[@NigelThompson-hb5jg]

Public action will stop them eventually. If you notice, they have never returned to Canning Town after the locals gave them a good kicking a couple of years ago.

[@waynepurt1]

You don't have to pay to be a mascot at Arsenal. You do at Spurs!

[@Threemore650]

I think Useless should be re-nicknamed ‘Sidam’. He sure is a reverse Midas! 😂😂😂 I so enjoyed his flustered press interview. I thought he was a bit bug eyed when he feigned outrage that Scott’s are white, but no, he out-bugged himself. I get the feeling he’s more a liver than a fighter. Bless. I am expat who rarely visits because id rather remember it how it was when I left in the 80’s; but it is a _great_ pleasure to hear proper London accents again. I don’t know who the silver haired gentleman is, but I really enjoyed his input.

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

He's a former London police inspector.

[@starrycrown]

The footballers are rude, but a big problem is our “earbud/phone” culture. People are losing social skills because of it.

[@edwardharley9]

Don't worry, if they are so vacuous that they need constant audio input, you are better off not communicating with them.

[@blue24563]

@@edwardharley9Yes, I doubt they have much wisdom to impart to the rest of us. 😂

[@jasperhorace7147]

I’m not Australian but I once was lucky enough to attend an Aussie Rules match in Sydney. During the breaks several children’s teams came onto the pitch and played mini games. Aussie Rules could teach other professional sports a lot about inclusion in the best sense of the word.

[@mclaren8612]

I’m was struggling to find this

[@jacobiteken1164]

Thought Pinocchio might be in with a shout

[@YorkshireT806]

Dylan Mulvaney, for me, advertising tampons, problem is, it's the wrong hole, the plank,

[@ruthcollins2841]

🤣😂🤣

[@zx10rmo1965]

Those of the peaceful feminist ideology are not known for their honesty

[@JAJL667]

I'll be watching the snooker at 3pm on Sunday, just to watch and listen to the reaction to THE EMERGENCY ALERT. Should be fun!

[@kayjackson3888]

Climate hoax, climate joke

[@emmahowells8334]

Both

[@johnjamesflashman6856]

The Red Roses lady rugby union players spend hours with their fans after their matches. Their matches are very entertaining.

[@livetowagie]

TalkTV is less woke than GB News, I'm impressed

[@keithrobinson7201]

Dylan? apparently is 'entire & a strange person'. My farmer friend at a dinner party, well represented by the 'third gender' was asked his views on the subject, he replied "my father told me there is only one way to push manure uphill & thats in a wheelbarrow!" The comment brought a rather ribald camp bunch, back to a rather refined & pleasant evening.

[@sandfly]

If they become too ridiculous and insistent with precious name changes then refuse to use the new name. It's rampant in Australia. The big rock in the centre was re- named Uluru as an inclusive initiative. That turned out to be a thin edge of the wedge. Now for superstitious reasons we are no longer allowed to climb the edifice....and the trend continues apace. For me it's back to Ayers Rock and the same for everything else they decide to fatuously rename.

[@catherinedart4777]

As soon as I read the word "inclusive", I know that I shall automatically feel "excluded".

[@myrarobertson-gp5pb]

It is all too silly for words.

[@jimhallinsn1023]

You need a roll of honour board put up with the names of all the winners of this prestigious award, on display.

[@lollyegan9072]

Aunt Sally 😂

[@richardparkersmith4810]

Is it OK to be in love with Dr Renee?

[@roblloyd1879]

I love them both. Brilliant young ladies.

[@roslewis9923]

These people changing names haven’t got any proper serious work to do! We just need to return to the Carboniferous period when the biomass of the planet was great and that period lowered the CO2, so the real job is planting more trees to use up a portion of 0.04% in the atmosphere! Maybe the name changers should be planting more indigenous plants and trees?

[@groeisterk]

great with the table, otherwise looking at other person

[@Angelakenty]

House of McCards! 😂😂

[@nicolaperren9493]

It should have been Dylan Mulvaney and Bud!🤢🤮

[@lanarkcd]

Every time I despair about the contemptible wastes of space running Holyrood old Sadiq lightens my day by showing how much damage a woke eejit is unleasing somewhere else. knowing its not just us suffering it helps to spread the pain.

[@marymallone5452]

Too many advert breaks!!!

[@watou8]

Dr R & Laura two great guests on TR.

[@eh-i1841]

I wish that woman wouldn’t say evrythink.It’s everything.

[@torquilgordon8945]

I wonder if anyone ar the snooker match had seen the Alan Clark film "Scum" They where all wearing socks

[@DJDeryn]

what is the theme song

[@irenebianchi5088]

Even Max Mara has used a man for the magazine adv. I am a woman I would like to see a woman wearing clothes that I would love to wear. Call me old fashion giser, but it is how I fell.

[@nervousnellyterencemorton]

Wonder how many avoidable accidents will occur thanks to this stupid Emergency Alert!

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

I'd like to know how much money it has cost the government to set up this emergency alert, I'd guess that it's in the millions of pounds.

[@carinaeaton9382]

@@AlunThomas-mp5qo Yes and apparently Sunaks in laws involved as sub contracters!Their company "Infosys."

[@debbilecornu8896]

@AlunThomas, it didn't cost the government a penny as they don't have money of their own, it is taxpayers money that paid for this complete waste of time, yet none of us were asked if we wanted our tax money to be used.

[@fredarcher7264]

What fun it is to watch this right wing panel get their collective knicker s in a twist .Grow a pair Mike Graham

[@roblloyd1879]

Have you thought of getting treatment for your mental health condition?

[@fredarcher7264]

@@roblloyd1879 Very good Lloyd , did u think that up all by yourself lol .

[@minkyfran8307]

I would imagine Vegan diets are more harmful to “ little swimmers” than driving a white van 😂

[@lorraine.bernardettehoole7743]

Haha .my son has had a vasectomy anyway.

[@stephen6whitehead398]

I thought all these football ""stars""had their own pr:team!Not doing well are they!

[@stuartlee8041]

I have worked within the industry for some years, the players spend half of their working day, signing something or other, it's a pain in arse to them.

[@chris-eq3sx]

Also they may be afraid that they will be accused of inappropriate behaviour if they touched a child these days

[@rosieposie6521]

And they're not paid enough to kick a ball around for an hour and a half a week AND sign a few autographs are they, What a huge pain in the arse that is. Poor things my heart bleeds for them.

[@stuartlee8041]

@Rosie posie The players are normally very good with the fans, charities events etc, but framed shirts with signatures, signed footballs, postcards, seem to be fed into the squad room as if by pipeline, it has become a repetitive chore, sorry but its true.

[@stupidystu]

It was a WOMAN that gave Dylan Mulvaney the sponsorship. 🤡🌍