Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 22-December-23

[@aib0160]

"Inclusion and diversity" needs to be given its actual name of exclusion and discrimination.

[@DB-np2vg]

Perversion

[@daylehudson6810]

Discrimination is so over. Go away

[@berniebolder8939]

Correct

[@janereid1440]

Very well said.

[@aib0160]

@@daylehudson6810 Well if you were to trouble yourself and pick up a dictionary and look up the definition of the word discrimination this is what you'll find... treating a person or particular group of people differently, especially in a worse way from the way in which you treat other people, because of their race, gender, sexuality, etc. Now explain to me how "inclusion and diversity" isn't what I said it is or extremely toxic and harmful for that matter.

[@clhDallas]

I am in the US and rarely know the plank nominees, but it’s Mike and every panel member that I have come to love, all hilarious and quick-witted. One of my favorite shows of the week!

[@Whit11]

Agreed! I’m also in the states, am unacquainted with many UK issues and planksters, but can’t get enough of Mike and his revolving crew!

[@JustDaniel6764]

Nice one you guys👍 Glad you enjoy it. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@robertcook2572]

Believe me, you're much better off not knowing them

[@tjc1234-gj4wd]

Yep, the award for both Blank of the week and year goes to the Grey Thug Smartt Pants Mike Graham

[@matthewlacey5307]

Great show. Love mike graham

[@calummackenzie1050]

Graham, please stop saying ‘up in Scotland’ every time you mention Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@HULLDUDE666]

Sounds like Mike's got Tinselitis, boom-boom! 🥳🎄🎅😁

[@janethalliburton8539]

The only things that should be divided by colour is the laundry!

[@SamanthaOhara-r6l]

Brilliant 👌 show was poorly over Christmas 🎄 missed out catch up time 😂 ..Happy New year 🎉🎉 .

[@JACB006]

Great Show and better than anything the BBC put out on Christmas Day. ❤

[@toniswift6058]

Good watch, Mike. Merry Christmas to all the panel. x PS. And a Merry Christmas to all those that work behind the scenes and make you all look good! Lol.x

[@rosalindchurcher8028]

This Christmas Special has been hilarious 🤣

[@baryntn41]

Is that deputy dawg?😂😂 Michelle Mone-Y.

[@theforceiswithme8804]

Great show with some of my favorite guests!

[@Eric_L456]

All planks deserve prizes ! In socialist utopia no one can come second so I think all the nominees are winners. Merry Christmas.

[@kennethslade8468]

@thomas05ish I agree . Makes more certain that lunatics and criminals rule our world.

[@lynnneustaedter-qz9xg]

Love your scaff Mike ❤❤❤Merry Christmas to you all 🎉🎉

[@tobyhart]

Christmas with the Planks

[@juliemulligan8473]

Great show guys🎅🎅🎅🎅

[@lindamarquess333]

Welcome to the US...land of the woke!

[@crystal1663]

Thank you Peter 🙏

[@mareandickson3058]

Can i just please ask? How the hell do we get rid of Humza Useless... as everyone is pointing out Scotland is falling into the gutter & its frightening, No-One is listening to the people... we've had enough - well us 'normal' people have..

[@pamelagaull3928]

Not to mention the money being goven to Humza’s choice of Islamist organisation.

[@mareandickson3058]

​@@pamelagaull3928exactly, everything came to a stop till he got his & his wife's family out of the Gaza... my son told me to watch out, Scotland will soon be ... ALBASTAN..😡

[@Biggles3211]

Merry Christmas to all the team...

[@TheJedjud]

Talking to lampposts surely you can’t take a fence at that

[@scottmcvicker4971]

RE: Boston mayor's own goal - PR stunt. Vote out of office promptly and with prejudice.

[@allangriffiths9555]

Maybe Dundee Council's cunning plan is to deter dogs and people from peeing on lamp posts! LOL

[@lisasante254]

Merry Christmas Y’all

[@ferraridinoman]

Great! Funny and entertaining!

[@AngelaHavey]

We need to abolish this non crime hate incident!! Not surprising West Mercia Police were found not to be using resources effectively ( i.e. solving real crimes!).

[@fayhart6355]

👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏Excellent. Show

[@CliveAdlam-yn8uz]

No idiots allowed .

[@michaelleyland9836]

On the gravestone subject; The grave and headstone belong to the family, therefore anybody who interferes with that property is committing a criminal offence. So, sue the council...just saying like!

[@brendagore1115]

The council should have given people a warning that the gravestones are wobbly they only have the councils word for them wobbling

[@debl9957]

Mike wears the boa very well 👍

[@Myplop]

Shirley should do some presenting, she’s very articulate and natural

[@colinpumpernickel2605]

I love watching Mike talking about people being fat whilst trying not to talk about people being fat!😊

[@grhaffdd]

it is itching one of my chins.

[@Primrose37823]

Maybe the life expectancy in Glasgow but that is by no means Scotland.

[@California265]

Peter looks so funny😂

[@iainrae6159]

Re the BBC, it was lovely to see the wide diversity among the presenters and nominees on 'Sportsview personality of the year' . Can't wait for Dr Who xmas special.

[@user-sc4jy2hk5e]

What happens,,, we have no connection any more,,,,no pubs no clubs,socialism,talking, hating, and most of all loving..as humans it’s all we have money and greed cannot buy it…x

[@lynnedyer8714]

It must be the first week this year where there’s no Harry and Meghan. I’m in shock!

[@relaxingrollup]

we laughed at monty python flying circus,but if you watch the sketches its all come true,we thought it was outrageously funny,now the reality is hitting home.

[@elsa-mariekitching4567]

HELLO LAMP POST - " You are number twenty in the queue but please stay , we really value your contribution."

[@janethalliburton8539]

The reason for councils chopping down trees in the dead of night is because trees interfere with surveillance equipment!

[@frarfclin7736]

Did I just misshear Mike saying that the Heroin is great in Scotland. ? This was way before you started talking about lamppost in Dundee Council. Hope I'm wrong.

[@cherylbrooks7005]

❤

[@robertisherwood6897]

Talking to Lamp posts............There is 365 days in a year. In Britain every one is April 1st so it seems.

[@DC3Refom]

They are people to do to these ai talking lampposts as what was done to the ulez camera , absolute lunacy

[@vickygriffin5593]

This country hasn't learnt a thing since the case of James Bulger. Its about time these children are named and shamed. That should be a deterrent. Parents of these criminal's should be held accountable. It's a parent's responsibility to bring a child up to know right from wrong. I have no sympathy for these parent's. Another family has been destroyed.

[@Ralstro]

Mike ought to be careful what he drapes around his neck - sounds like he's caught tinselitis. Well, someone had to say it. 🙄

[@anneduigan4933]

I think I would rather play in the traffic than talk to a lamp post

[@karaperrio-du5gs]

hey than man in a wig was definitely mike graham or his twin hilarious

[@nicolahallsworth7135]

And this is what we pay the tv licence for , and they call it value for money , i call it taking the you know what out of the long suffering uk public

[@kennethslade8468]

Every time a tv programme is repeated viewers are effectively charged again for what they have already paid. If you buy a book you do not expect to be charged again on subsequent readings.

[@claudetteh67]

♫ Hello, lamppost, whatcha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growing, Ain't cha got no rhymes for me? Doo-de' doo-doo, feelin' groovy! ♫ - The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) - Simon & Garfunkel, 1966 Very witty, Mike!

[@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689]

They don't write 'em like that anymore.

[@stephaniebennett6492]

The gravestone thing they do all over my area in kirklees charge the families yet get it done for free by using community service workers

[@richardtaylor3798]

Storm Pia has nothing compared to the amount of wind iv got!!..

[@AngelaHavey]

Councils like the one in Dundee have lost the plot!!

[@AngelaHavey]

Hamza useless is exactly that. Hopefully he will be voted out at the next elections in Scotland.

[@miasantiago4583]

As a Southeast Asian, I feel embarrassed that this chick had to pander in this way. Let's just say, she's more Harvardian than Asian. 🙄

[@katryna192]

Used to love dr who, but now do like I'm 66 and it's all to woke for me

[@darrenwilliams2921]

Eddie Izzard is a good actor , comedian. entertainer but will never be taken seriously as a pollitical candidate his pollitics are way out there and the people of Brighton aren't stupid .

[@secretyoutubers5510]

It's really sad. Dundee has gone from a prosperous city to, basically, little mining Village after the mines closed.

[@stevensarson482]

Talking to lamp posts and bus stops has to be the biggest load of bollards that we have heard this year.

[@ar50000]

Do the lamposts have eco friendly lights?

[@AngelaHavey]

Woke councils toppling gravestones are appalling!!

[@alisonbrown2614]

Miss World is still happening. It had the 71st competition in India this year.

[@AngelaHavey]

Eddie Izzard gaslights women. Pleased he did not get voted to represent Labour or any other Party in Brighton.

[@richardwood160]

Mona doesn't believe its a problem being a lier because let's face it it's part of your job description in politics. Being a lier and not giving a toss. They all do it every day.

[@valeriebarber5302]

I thought we were stupid in the US, but you guys are worse. We all better wake up.

[@JustDaniel6764]

We keep pressing 'SNOOZE' And hoping it'll be better in ten minutes

[@PS_testing321...]

I think Miss France is darling. I used to wear my hair like that. It is very Audrey Hepburn, and I loved her. You should have nominated the judging panel for the pageant, not the woman.

[@Rhubarb2514]

You should get the man from black conservative perspective on imho…extremely insightful

[@MsGillian57]

I'm a teacher in Romania, working at an international school. I work with a dozen British teachers who have all said that they are teaching here, and abroad, because they do not want to pay back their student loans. Nice scam.

[@mrmmorrow7193]

A Roman Catholic footballer decided not to represent Northern Ireland around 2008 because it didn't "feel right" because the team was mostly protestant. If that's not sectarian I don't know what is 😂

[@magnus9701]

there was a kid a while ago died in a cemetary in glasgow GRAVESTONE fell on top of him , since then council survey them all

[@wokeybrokey8006]

Bone was on her 6th bottle of buckie during the interview 😂

[@grahamlees3199]

didn't George Formby sing about her dad, oh mr wu what shall I do

[@AlunThomas-mp5qo]

He also sang about leaning on a lamp post, I bet he'd be surprised to hear them talk.

[@kennethslade8468]

@@AlunThomas-mp5qo Great response to @graham lees 3199 comment. really made me chuckle.

[@David-j9h9g]

need to pull that tinsel a bit tighter!!!!!

[@edwardharley9]

Historic desecration from nanny state council..they should all be made to pay back their salaries for being complete blockheads.

[@DarlingSofie]

If Khan gets mayor of london again...

[@secretyoutubers5510]

Sidque Khan Should be the Oxford Definition for Liar. Although a year later it could be the Entire Labour Government. I used to be a Union Rep and a Labour support, well bar "New Labour" Bollox.

[@OCONNER-oj3xg]

Panels a bit white tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daylehudson6810]

Cant help it when other colors didnt want to attend. Stop pulling the race card

[@daylehudson6810]

cant force them to come in. None wanted to

[@MariaOC1_]

Hello Lampost, what you doing ? 😳🧐 Well, it would be a quick way to have an answer about the weather

[@c.t5136]

Please can somebody do a data protection request on Dundee council to see how much that project cost, and then will furrther cost to analyse the results. Shameful consultant nepotism. betya! Happy Christmas, and get well soon, Mike.

[@willmaftds5646]

First

[@nicksmith3245]

Nike has TINSELITIS!!!

[@colinwaynefewtrell3697]

Not Plank .just totally corrupt 😂

[@dennissymes4704]

😅OH How I agree with hiddenassassin 55

[@AngelaHavey]

Sadiq Khan is a hypocrite! Do as I say bot as I do!!

[@iguana5736]

Stop inviting "Peter the plank" Bleksley

[@paulcampbell6316]

I wonder if the had white people waiting on them ? 😅😅

[@royferguson2297]

Question of Sport was cancelled because they could not find an African to host.

[@shivaunt71]

They were all busy filming adverts 😂

[@Primrose37823]

Great show! All so funny but what can we do when everything is ridiculous. The police are absolutely crazy. Don't know if I'd call them for anything. Ludicrous dancing

[@Bobert68]

Love it how Mike looks to camera .. haha so un-natural .. but at least what is consistent and naturally found on PLANK of the week is the interruption of each other - taking points from ‘Talk Across You’ with that awful annoying duo ..

[@chantellelowe2168]

Thats terrible non white party 😮

[@ar50000]

Pen. V for Mike G?

[@lindageorge8209]

Talking to lamp parts? They are taking the mickey, to be polite. Mocking their people. "speak to the lamp post cause the elbows not listening". Cause the back isn't listening because the hand's isn't listening...

[@harrietcraig6716]

Sexy boa, Mike!

[@malcolmball2829]

Good to see izard talking bollox as usual

[@andrewjohnson388]

Merry xmas everyone.....yeh ...BBC ...once had good comedy Xmas specials even going back to Alf Garnet, even Alf people new it was satire of a racist thug, that was the whole point, most comedy was taking the piss out of such. Humour the British way has died, we laughed at silly stuff, and it was great. Well I can find it on Utube, going back to the sixties ....so.....BBC now ..not wanted .....the Police dog ..dancing, that was Monty Python ....but real ...my god!!

[@roybradley764]

michelle mone just be in prison or even bettere haanged

[@Bobert68]

This is always a questionable ‘show’ ..

[@ashleyheath1807]

Russell Quirk is awful, and ruins this for me every time he's on!!

[@purplebutterfly808]

Clearly you know NOTHING about Scotland!

[@sandersson2813]

Scottish Government is ridiculous.

[@purplebutterfly808]

@@sandersson2813 and the English one is soooo good 🤡😂

[@allanpaulmurray7886]

Lineker is the worst karaoke singer ever,What a plank

[@edd9032]

The lady that said "it would never happen the other way around" should read history, it did happen when coloured folks were enslaved and even after emancipation 😳🙄

[@irenecromack324]

She is talking about today and she is quite right. There would be uproar if an ‘only whites’ party was held.