Talladega Nights: Dear Lord Baby Jesus (MOVIE SCENE)

After successfully winning a big race, Ricky Bobby gives grace before having a wholesome dinner with his family.
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The fastest man on four wheels, Ricky Bobby (WILL FERRELL) is one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. A big, hairy American winning machine, Ricky has everything a dimwitted daredevil could want, a luxurious mansion, a smokin' hot wife (LESLIE BIBB) and all the fast food he can eat. But Ricky's turbo-charged lifestyle hits an unexpected speed bump when he's bested by flamboyant Euro-idiot Jean Girard (SACHA BARON COHEN, TV's "Da Ali G Show") and reduced to a fear-ridden wreck. Losing his wife and job to best bud and fellow fool, Cal Naughton, Jr. (JOHN C. REILLY), Ricky must kick some serious asphalt if he's to get his career back on the track, beat Girard and reclaim his fame and fortune. 'Cause as Ricky Bobby always says, IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!
#TalladegaNights #RickyBobby #WillFerrell

[@plebeian_jayy4040]

"Only thing you ever did was make a hot daughter." Bro he was a war hero lmao.

[@gen4john660]

He doesn't have medals to prove it.

[@muditayt3909]

@@gen4john660 Forgot about the quote until he said it 😂 Good comment

[@Trendle222]

@@gen4john660 😅

[@ajeroneski7338]

That’s it! Lmaoooo.. can this even be a scene anymore? Smh.. sooo damn funny 😂

[@jonnylawless6797]

My guy that's the fucking joke lol

[@anthonyhout5437]

“He was a man, he had a beard!” That line is delivered so perfectly.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:43

[@Camouflage.25]

I agree lol 😆

[@jasontodd2647]

“Look I like the baby version the Most Okay Do you Hear me 👂?!, I win the Races & I Get the Money 💰 “.

[@marshmallowbudgie]

the tone showing that it's been a smoldering cause of contention for several years

[@pkdude5334]

it's the best part of the whole scene 😂

[@defandranurredityo2493]

Will Ferrell and John C Reilly chemistry was off the charts. Always admire the versatility of Reilly's acting.

[@dspsblyuth]

He should have won an Oscar for Walk Hard

[@ChessJourneyman]

Versatility? He plays the same character in every movie...

[@defandranurredityo2493]

@@ChessJourneyman have you ever watch his non comedy films?

[@dominantdaddy6939]

He really is a phenomenal actor. People seem to remember him for only his comedic takes but the dude is hard as nails. He was phenomenal in his role in Gangs of New York, amongst many others

[@dspsblyuth]

@@dominantdaddy6939 let’s not forget Boogie Nights and A Perfect Storm, and I’m sure other great dramatic roles I may not have seen. He’s always good no matter what he’s in

[@donovanpitts6907]

“Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce, baby Jesus, can barely even let out a word yet but still omnipotent” still kills me to this day 😂 definitely one of the funniest lines in movie history

[@timothylee3260]

outmoded remuneration information isn’t its and impossible doesn’t want much different from person or any of your parents ten olives each level important part trust every other thing plausible must’ve been that way forward together with your own personal support and also pay

[@deathbyteyo]

​@@timothylee3260 sorry didn't catch that

[@douglastyft]

​@@timothylee3260bro spammed the suggestion bar

[@holitinne]

He was a man!

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

@@holitinne HE HAD A BEARD

[@cheesecake134]

The cut from “I’ve been slaving over this for hours!!!” to the platters of fast food is so good. 😂

[@steverogers7601]

What’s hilarious is that Donald trump did this at the White House lmao

[@aimeek1236]

@@steverogers7601 And?

[@MRSAUltraviolet]

@@aimeek1236 its lame

[@aimeek1236]

@@MRSAUltraviolet Has your life improved or gotten worse under biden?

[@MRSAUltraviolet]

@@aimeek1236 thats completely irrelevant to this conversation. Being tacky serving fast food to guest is lame.

[@M0nkeyFishFr0g]

I remember seeing this movie in theaters with my brother and my grandma in high school lol. Even though she was awesome, as this scene started to play out i thought it was gonna be awkward sitting next to her. But then I looked over and I saw her laughing so hard she was crying and it was such an amazing feeling. RIP Rose you were the coolest grandma anyone could ever have.

[@omz_espinoza]

May she rest in peace ❤️ she certainly had a great sense of humor !

[@SRQ-fx5hr]

Ahh man glad you got some good memories bro

[@anthonym7089]

On the way home did you guys get some Mountain Dew and domino?

[@ellen1948]

Love this ❤

[@9thgenvids]

Real man, real. Happy new year and rest in peace rose.

[@TheClassics01]

“Chip, I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!” 😂

[@bigmo10]

I quote this weekly

[@RockSmithStudio]

"Dad, you made that grace your bitch" 🤣

[@andypike1234]

Everything about this scene is PERFECT!

[@MrPhotodoc]

Including objectifying women, stereotyping Southerners, ridiculing the elderly and promoting pedophilia.

[@rocco7018]

@@MrPhotodoc BINGO! love it

[@searchingfornessie8410]

@@MrPhotodoc Boomer alert. Boomer alert.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:54

[@Zehahahaa]

Most AMERICAN phrase 😂

[@greens294]

4:01 “That’s real sweet of you Cal” That was so genuine, it was hysterical!

[@robertsaget6918]

'I'll hold your hair!"

[@christofferjenzen78]

That kid killed himself. This was the only movie he made...didnt mean to be a buzzkill but some tragedies should be known.

[@robertsaget6918]

@@christofferjenzen78 yeah he got raped in the military and never lived strong enough to deal with it so he exited stage left

[@christofferjenzen78]

@@robertsaget6918Good God,felt like I was maybe bumming you out and it took you 35 seconds to break my heart. What a sad,fucked up reason,poor guy. Atleast he got to be in one of the funniest movies of all time.

[@robertsaget6918]

@@christofferjenzen78 I just made that up but yeah I saw he KHS after the military. My uncle and me got raped though.

[@captainscarlett1]

First time I saw this movie I peed my pants. I'm still wearing my pee pants. Thank you baby Jesus for giving us Powerade.

[@MrPhotodoc]

Amen

[@danielblair3112]

You're still sitting in your pee pants

[@javi__...]

No shame in that

[@paleamigo8575]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dantetejeda1868]

Yeah! F*ck Gatorade! Thats p*ssy drink

[@beatonthedonis]

This documentary really captures the spirit of the modern South.

[@wordsoffire2416]

"If the world hates you, remember it hated me first" -Jesus

[@nickgeorgiou7770]

A real life American family at dinner. How heart warming

[@retroguardian4802]

Lol I feel the same way. I live in the south and this is pretty realistic.

[@genebarnes6108]

Hot Dog,Apple Pie and Chevrolet.

[@SocalCoyote]

You mean heart clogging.

[@oscarholman]

@@retroguardian4802no Hollywood’s idea of one. And it’s a joke.

[@charleyarchuleta4932]

Can we just get back to this? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@erikl827]

"With an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!" Gosh I love that lol

[@Thegreatone100]

You can tell he actually thought about that 😂

[@timothylee3260]

keeping doesn’t want much longer didn’t even know person mentioned unpaid part appointment else mentioned training backwards complete without any questions about this one importance pass reporting each other one is a complete and thorough understanding of how to communicate with the other person that we can’t

[@Thegreatone100]

@@timothylee3260 I see what you’re saying.

[@neoasura]

@@timothylee3260 Your ChatGPT is broken dude.

[@cookiemonstahh94]

"the ALWAYS delicious taco bell" on god 😂😂😂

[@somebodycomegether770]

he aint lie 😂

[@gendarmerielosblancos4395]

You won't get a more American family than this

[@sidvyas8549]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@jefflancaster4423]

Except for Al and Peg Bundy 🇺🇸

[@mistersmith3986]

You misspelled Murica

[@SportZFan4L1fe]

You need more LGBTQ to be American family lol.

[@jasontodd2647]

Or More Product Placement Got KFC, Domino's Taco's from Taco Bell & Burgers from Some Fast Food Joint.

[@NormanTiner]

2:13 when he starts saying the baby's weight John C. Riley almost loses it but just barely recovers. So funny.

[@urbz6712]

That and the spider monkey quote are my favorites from this scene.

[@thydevdom]

i never noticed that. lmao

[@owencampbell8799]

8lb 6oz. Don’t know how he knew that.

[@originalkingalpha5116]

@@urbz6712 A spider monkey wearing pee pants.🐒🤣🤣🤣

[@sithlordsoup]

I think it was prayer concentration face

[@grahamvert8174]

In 100 years people will be watching this scene in history classes to understand the Bush era.

[@gauravkumar-ce7ff]

Will Ferrell is just effortlessly funny.

[@ardsonneveld]

That was a hell of a grace.

[@liveintehpast]

Made that grace his bitch

[@handsofrand6660]

he made that grace his bitch! he nailed it like a split hog!

[@flipnotrab]

Yes, he certainly did make that grace his bitch..

[@victhebric66]

He made that grace his bitch!

[@chasemartinez6466]

“Dear 8 pound 6 ounce new born infant Jesus…don’t even know a word yet.. just a lil infant so cuddly.. but still omnipotent..” 😭😭😭

[@15sixmedia]

“If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay?” 😂😂😂

[@danielflynnpdx]

And that's from the woman who interviewed Tony Stark and went to Brown.

[@strobelightgaming1559]

To her own dad lol

[@eaglesfan226]

If I had kids of my own, I’d give them REAL names, like Louie or Mick.

[@MrNylenRules]

Such a smart joke, "Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman" being a show on roughly the same time as "Walker, Texas Ranger" with wildly different demographics lol

[@cuzinnnmcgee1782]

Only an actor that starred in one of the finest films about the War in the Pacific could deliver the line “hammered drunk” with such authenticity.

[@MrFg1980]

he'd been there/done that...

[@BrucknerMotet]

There's a thin red line between a good YT comment and a bad one. Yours is good.

[@WeezyD313]

Cal with the “MMM” always killed me

[@DeedeePurpose]

“I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party too” 😭😭😭

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

I'd be down for a sequel to this

[@jamesrawlins735]

Adam Mckay, who co-wrote the movie, said that he and Will kicked around the idea of a sequel where Ricky Bobby would compete in Europe in F1, but he basically has no real interest in doing sequels (Anchorman 2 was the exception)

[@stemlator]

@@jamesrawlins735 Adam McKay and Will Ferrell have had a falling out over McKay picking John C. Reilly over Ferrell to play late Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss in a movie based on his life. I doubt they will make any more movies together.

[@hudsonm360]

@@stemlator it’s a show and John c is way better at being Dr buss

[@dspsblyuth]

@@stemlator what a fucking big baby Ferrell is

[@LaughOutFrikinLoud]

I heard there was a sequel in the works where Ricky would race against F1 racer’s and Cal would be a spy or something like that

[@CoastPropertyBuyers]

‘It’s on’ and ‘l’ll hold your hair’ are classic lines 😂😂

[@thatdudekyle5690]

“I’d like to picture jesus with angel wings..singing lead vocals for lynyrd synyrd” 😂😂😂

[@m.jonasbaker600]

His prayer to God has a commercial. That's genius.

[@markherring3513]

He is required to plug Powerade at any chance.

[@swag_on_me_03]

Love that detail!

[@hlysnan6418]

The Powerade sponsorship kills me

[@redeyetrey4763]

“I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt” 😭🤣

[@beefhamburger-yy5jb]

People always say "The other guys" is an underated comedy which it absolutely is but this...THIS MOVIE is severely underrated. Everything is genuisly thought out in this movie love Talladega nights

[@jaysleezy5464]

This movie is quoted regularly by every American male I've ever known. I have no idea how you could think it's underrated.

[@dropkickirish4449]

@@jaysleezy5464 C’mon now, man. He’s takin’ his new big words he sawed on the KZbin and takin’ ‘em out for a test drive. I for one am incredibly proud of him. He has no idea what he’s saying, but I’m still very, VERY proud of him. Now you stop picking on the gifted kid.

[@RockSmithStudio]

Both of those films are directed by Adam McKay

[@hitekx4065]

@@jaysleezy5464 Yeah man, the quotes you are talking about are how this movie got to be. You get that this is a parody, right? And before you pull sarcasm out of your ass let me just say that this movie has been pulled on and off by ever streaming service we've ever had. If you want to see how underrated it is, mention Powerade at a grace and see if anyone gets the reference.

[@juhwandavis9236]

Well If you ain’t first your last 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingzeemer]

And I’m the front row, and I’m HAMMERED drunk!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Why don't you just shut up. Yes ma'am.

[@RainnMakerr]

I bet families like this actually exist. Shake n bake

[@pegcity4eva]

Needs more guns and Trump flags

[@markherring3513]

@@pegcity4eva Yep! And proudly too.

[@Psybo]

This movie was before it’s time, it’s timeless genius

[@smoothlyrough512]

What does that even mean. It was made when it was meant to be made. If it was before it's time, it wouldn't have been written yet🤦

[@samheidke2354]

1:36 Love how Reilly looks at that grandpa with absolute disgust for interrupting the speech 😂😂😂

[@eliwoods5583]

Cal complimenting Ricky’s wife on her rack and everyone acting like he said something deeply sweet and profound is hilarious.

[@fishfingers4483]

“I work to hard for your bull chip” Too funny 😂😂

[@colinjones8828]

Because it’s true

[@CallMeSugarMilk]

“Hey Cal, why don’t you just shut up.” “Yes m’am.” 😂😂

[@JenniferEdwardsOfficial]

this never gets old.

[@justcurious3119]

I laugh every time.

[@jasonlee3106]

I’m jacked up on Mt. Dew!!

[@tylergerald]

1:47 I love the way Ricky just stares lovingly at Cal there, they're just two bros sharing one brain the entire movie lol

[@mrbleak9873]

Hammered drunk is the only way to see actual Jesus.

[@roguesheep3083]

he asked me for a light once.

[@Iloathesome]

Hallelujah. 🍻

[@francisco-vb9wg]

having Mexican roots “or as our fiends to the south call you Hey-Zeus” always gets me 😆

[@actontreadway1168]

“I’ll hold your hair.” Truer words were never spoken.

[@KA-cm3nv]

“I’ll hold your hair”

[@jonoeschger1552]

“Chip…I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”

[@jasonmooreplease120]

I like how at 1:36 John's character looks over at the old man with that "well that was way out of line and disrespectful" look. 😂

[@Dantheon]

I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

[@cyddearing864]

this is easily one of the funniest movie scenes of all time

[@Otis151]

Greatest scene in all of cinema? Some people will say it’s not and I respect that. But they’re obviously wrong because this is a masterpiece.

[@BigElectricCat]

Poor Chip! He is the straight man to all those buffoons!

[@titoyama5760]

I know it's just a movie but man I feel bad for him

[@ceasarshredz714]

I know right . Man’s been in war

[@boxelder9147]

I do feel bad for him

[@strobelightgaming1559]

Chip just doesn’t know what it’s liked to be jacked up on Mountain Dew

[@colinjones8828]

He’s the buffoon

[@swineflu6523]

He was a man! He had a beard!

[@2hotyscotty13]

Look here I like the baby version the best! I won the races and I get the money!

[@livingood1049]

@meme master You win the money you can call him whatever you want Don't even know a word yet, but still omnipotent. Thank you for your power and your grace, dear baby God I worked too hard for your bull chip, you just bag a bones...

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

@@2hotyscotty13 Ricky, finish the damn grace.

[@chrisbaker7858]

Everyone in this comment at least saw the trailer! Lol

[@sebastianbilonis9621]

@@JasonDelarosa2000 Poda poori mone

[@hermanpesina6328]

0:36 those grunts 😂😂😂

[@AlmightyArceus]

Probably one of the most hilarious scenes in all of American comedy. Most underrated line: “If we wanted us some wooses, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman” as the counterpoint to the “Walker” and “Texas Ranger” name schema. Probably one of the few scripted lines in this sequence 😂

[@JasonMeem-qv2wl]

As someone who lives in Texas, this is 100% accurate

[@prestonhopkins9638]

So infant so cuddly😆

[@Kujien]

mmm

[@RWAC685]

Slaving Over This For Hours, Man I Love This Movie.

[@indiosveritas]

One of the greatest scenes in American movie history.

[@dspsblyuth]

I rank it somewhere between Jim Carrey coming out of the Rhino butt and the final scene of Schindlers List

[@indiosveritas]

@@dspsblyuth What is Schindlers list ?

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

​@@indiosveritas Google

[@RainnMakerr]

Nobody could top Will Farrel for this role. 150% nailed it. Pi$$ed off 1/2 the country

[@billcutting2681]

That prayer was so powerful lol

[@ronaldrussell5481]

That prayer was worthless. You don't pray to Jesus, you pray to God in Jesus name. Jesus isn't a baby anymore, he grew up and became a man and gave his life as a ransom for us. He now is king of God's Kingdom and is getting ready to shepherd all the nations with an iron rod. I could give you all the scriptural references but it will be good homework for you.

[@billcutting2681]

@@ronaldrussell5481 Go be the joke police elsewhere

[@greenAbbot]

@@ronaldrussell5481 It accomplished just as much as any other prayer, but it was way more fun to listen to.

[@jamesfullard]

I'll hold your hair - gets me every time lol

[@orra3957]

"I like to picture my jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. Because it says like I want to be formal, but I'm also hear to party too, because I like to party so I like my jesus to party"

[@Forenzikproductions]

*HEY I LIKE THE BABY VERSION THE BEST DO YOU HEAR ME?!? I WIN THE RACES AND I GET THE MONEY!!!* Comedy will probably never reach this caliber again. What a classic. 😂😂🔥🔥

[@orchunter8388]

Yea dems made movies all woke and pc and you’re not even allowed to have comedy anymore.

[@captinundies6049]

This movie wasn't that special of a comedy.

[@indiosveritas]

I would rank this up there with the works of Aristophanes or the comedy of Moliére, specifically The Misanthrope.

[@indiosveritas]

@@captinundies6049 Thanks for your input , millenio-wokey .

[@jacobyellsbury6302]

I know these guys broke character so many times hahaha

[@sonyretroradiofan177]

0:18 "Always delicious Taco Bell" 🌮🔔

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

Amen.

[@chonchnav]

Taco Hell💀

[@sweetlymorbidbear9845]

Anal rectal hell

[@onyxlim]

I just found out the older son, Walker has passed away in 2021. RIP and gone too soon 🙏

[@sweetlymorbidbear9845]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🕊

[@gabesolomon4887]

Adam McKay is incredible at dissecting American culture in a sharp but empathetic way. This feels like it could be in one of the fast-forward montages in The Big Short.

[@fireisfun100]

Thank you, for all your power and your grace. Dear baby God, Amen!!!

[@0AwesomeMan0]

Notice how hard it is for Reilly to keep it together during this scene :D

[@dannys1392]

When he says "alright!" Haha🤣😂 the look on his face gets me everytime lol

[@mafemartinez2235]

I’ll hold your hair lololol

[@dannys1392]

@@mafemartinez2235 haha 😄

[@mikejimenez6470]

"I worked too hard for you bull Chip" too damn funny

[@PurpleWeasel1323]

"slaving over this for hours"🤣🤣

[@ageofadversity]

Ill admit i've already used the " if we wanted woosies we would have named them Dr Quinn and Medicine Woman" about my year old twin grandsons. 😂

[@ArifKhan-ir3vl]

two legends together.

[@SpiralPoliFemboy]

The perfect movie. I love it and I can watch this movie and scene over and over and not get tired of it.

[@lansoyanthan7652]

This scene is so unnecessary for the plot, yet super necessary for the laughs 😂

[@DJKevvyKevCoolBreeze]

John C. Reilly trying his hardest not to bust up at 1:30 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@violinsinthevoid4579]

John C Riley, the man who can convince me he is Steve Bruce one minute, then suddenly he shows up in the Lobster and does just as well. He even made me cry in Magnolia. And here he is being hilarious.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’ll always be Dewey Cox to me..

[@cuzinnnmcgee1782]

One of the finest scenes in American Cinema history. Also, the outtakes are funnier than the final product.

[@nfamus601]

Man I need to see the bloopers to this scene asap! I know it's gotta' be at least 40 minutes long cause there's no way they got through this scene in just a few takes. 😂😂😂

[@hitekx4065]

John C. Riley trying not to break at 1:30 lol

[@CoastPropertyBuyers]

That kid nailed his dialogue about his pee pants 👖 😂

[@iansuny25]

I said you got a lumpy butt. She yelled at me and I pissed my pants - amazing

[@jamieschorzman2146]

“Everybody just keep eating “. 😂😅😂🤣🤣

[@philippeblais8594]

Can you imagine Texas Ranger's full name? "Texas Ranger Bobby".

[@eaglesfan226]

What kind of ridiculous name is “Texas Ranger”? If I had a kid of my own I’d name him Louie.

[@southsea8252]

"yes ma'am" 🤣

[@brickflair8926]

“All u ever did was make a hot daughter that’s it, that is it, that IS IT” 😂😂😂

[@userbasba]

BEST grace EVER! I like the baby version too.

[@Barkbatosu]

Cal’s grunts of approval are golden

[@Tgrirch]

The whole scene is just nonstop stupidity. "He gets emotional" after hearing "I pissed the bed til i was 19. No shame in that."

[@Star-br5sx]

Been slaving over this for hours!

[@Argonaut121]

"Dad, you made that grace your bitch"! LOL.

[@GenRN]

This scene never gets old. Golden Fleece diaper. 😂

[@shawnthibodeau189]

3:55 the “thank you cal”🤣🤣🤣

[@wyg2935]

"Greatest Generation my a$s. Tom Brokaw is a punk!" I always crack up at that line LMAO 😂 Rest in peace, Houston Tumlin. You will always be missed

[@originalkingalpha5116]

I fell out of the bed when he said that!!!🍻😂

[@JasonDelarosa2000]

He shoulda also mentioned Dan Rather and Peter Jennings

[@nathanparsons1658]

All the food on the table is my dream meal.

[@streamofconsciousness5826]

It's suppose to represent a White Trash Meal, but there is not one thing I would refuse, no veggies, no fish, it's perfect. Although I would prefer water to wash it down here in my later years.

[@BryonLetterman]

This movie is full of legendary quotes from the beginning to the end

[@bigbubba7330]

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. That says I like to be formal, but I'm here to party." My brother used that line when he and his friend he stayed with, after he got out of the Marine Corps, when they wore the tux tshirt at a backyard barbecue.

[@IronHide3910]

I work too hard for your bull, Chip 😂😂😂