Tamatoa is REAL?!?

[@mariedraws7177]

"look at their speed. they're unstoppable" *half falling down pole* XD

[@quennierobles1743]

lunar spirit1234 theyre actually pretty fast

[@shrecrozone1738]

lunar spirit1234 anti soicoal "Where their probably anmiring all your missing forks " 😂😂😂😂

[@keniaalfaro6983]

In the song he called him self a clam

[@DragonKing-yu7ij]

No he said he could be as happy as a clam

[@nicepfp8958]

they are very fast they can climb qiucker than u probably[and me]

[@user-is4tm4fr8u]

People always say to me..."But spiders are smaller than you" when my arachnophobia acted up to which I would reply.." WELL SO ARE GRENADES"

[@leavemealone3835]

Farah Al Najran so true

[@shinyeet4839]

XD

[@pootisman1505]

spiders dont explode into lots of shrapnel upon death

[@user-is4tm4fr8u]

Pootisman what I mean in my analogy is that size isn't what makes me afraid of the spider and I mean a grenade is small but lethal and scary and to me a person with arachnophobia (An IRRATIONAL fear of spiders)(or at least to others) I see a spider as lethal even though ik it's not

[@oviiembem6302]

Why did you have "fear of spider" to begin with?

[@king_supreme1102]

Do all crustaceans like shiny things... Mr. Krabs like money too. Wait is Mr. Krabs a coconut krab!?!

[@MrThinks2]

Brayden Wormer *x files music*

[@hoppersfox]

Brayden Wormer IIIIINCEEEEPTIION

[@ljmarshall30]

Brayden Wormer Mr crabs is a normal crab

[@lexbos4370]

ljmarshall30 thats racist

[@remrhog2821]

Brayden Wormer hm

[@liquorlacker]

"don't look up decapod" 1s later looks it up

[@OviraptorFan]

one likecure did you regret it?....

[@gamingsoul9712]

nope :) It's opposite day, not anymore I REGRET IT GOUGE MY EYES OUT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dennilsonmartinez5088]

Toby Relph

[@bilfbilfbilf]

What's wrong with the decapod, it's cool.

[@josenoriega3259]

ok

[@killtheo8894]

Now I too see a fight between a honey badger and a coconut crab to see who is king of the animal kingdom

[@darksev.6468]

The coconut crab will win. It could crush the honey badger's neck faster than the badger could blink. But the honey badger is still the king, considering the coconut crab isn't really an animal. It's a demon, m'man.

[@ArtOfShannonLee]

Dark Sev. yes it'd crack the honey badger's neck but honey badgers don't GAF so it would probs just roll away with its head flopping around and dragging its limp body along like pffft broken spine who cares. Honey badgers.

[@darksev.6468]

Or that.

[@jasepoag8930]

Coconut crabs are very slow, and pretty stupid. They're essentially oversized hermit crabs. Sure, he could give a honey badger one hell of a pinch if he got ahold of it, but it wouldn't know to snap its neck. It's a scavenger and a coconut eater. It doesn't really have a killer instinct. Assuming the honey badger could break through its shell, which shouldn't be a problem since they eat bone, it should be no contest.

[@piggyoinkoink6352]

Tamatoa is a giant, monstrous villain who hoards treasure and has an armor encrusted with gold and jewels. He is egotistic, boastful, and likes to toy with his prey by engaging in conversation, but is easily outwitted via his main weakness: his arrogance. Should a piece of his treasure be stolen, he flies into a terrible rage. TAMATOA IS BASICALLY CRUSTACEAN SMAUG

[@darksev.6468]

I can't see the rest of the comment so I'll assume you said "Smaug".

[@HAVOK_YouTube]

Almost sounds like Mr. Krabs.

[@darksev.6468]

The Havoknator A big Mr Krabs with more legs.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Moana: I did not come to steal from you, O Tamatoa the unassesably wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence to see if you were as the old tales say. I did not believe them! Tamatoa: *AND DO YOU NOOOW?!*

[@BethAnnMayberry]

Oooooooh... TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A TRUMP JOKE. I mean, I would have chuckled, don't get me wrong, but I was not expecting a LOTR reference.

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

How will you prepare for the Coconut Crab invasion??

[@pinkbunnygirl43]

Armed with a fork and a bib!

[@_lovelyrhea6564]

SuperCarlinBrothers I will hide in a corner and talk to myself saying "it's okay" cuz that's how lonely I am 😂I have no friends!

[@1MCslender]

I would hide in a tiny ball

[@shimonjones9609]

SuperCarlinBrothers flamethrowers, rocket launchers, and shotguns though I don't think any of that will work

[@Tryton-A-Morris]

SuperCarlinBrothers I will shoot it

[@aeron4800]

I live inland and the crabs would have to get through desert, forests, Alaska, wolves, mountain lions and bears sooo...... if I'm in danger, these are some pretty indestructible, badass crabs and I'm going to Sweden if they find me.

[@oviiembem6302]

The coconut crab will tear apart wolves and bears with their claw while their tough shell keep them warm in alaska and save a lot of water like camel in desert. So we are doom!

[@etikareborn5417]

Oviie Mbem in ur dreams

[@suski9334]

Thank god i live next to sweden :D in a place that no one knows Finland !

[@michaelcastro2209]

Yeet

[@plutossky7534]

Bring me with you

[@donovanf8870]

"I looked up decapod and all I can say is DON'T." **exits KZbin and opens safari- -looks up decapod**

[@jongauchay9948]

PermGaming67 exactly what I did 😂😂

[@Smoloompaloompa]

thats its legit what i did

[@rebeccabloome2245]

AHAHAHAHAH ACCURATE

[@mr-nonsense4707]

PermGaming67 why

[@ehabs.1939]

PermGaming67 That's the same thing I did! Same exact thing!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@thenewrobin1913]

"Get away from me Hell Spawn" LOL

[@emmarspersonalaccount698]

TheNewRobin19 XD it is freaking amazing quotes ain't it

[@reaganwilson7676]

that sums up my reaction pretty well

[@bouay106]

TheNewRobin19 ikr

[@ehabs.1939]

TheNewRobin19 LOL😹😹😹😹

[@BrokensoulRider]

Here's my reaction to spiders: BACK TO THE FIRES OF HELL THAT BIRTHED YOU. *Insert ligher + hair spray*

[@skydragon5356]

The decapods are like mermaids. *Decapods looks and its stolen fork* "Look at this stuff Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the crab the crab who has everything?"

[@ihjnhhj]

Sky Dragon they made a video talking about tamatoa being the reincarnated version of ursula

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

Sky Dragon I also watched that

[@ova_kakyoin5149]

XD

[@indie420-69]

SHINY! LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE'S WRECK!

[@eddabard9156]

neat.... hmmm where have I heard that before... .. SOFT AND NEAT SOFT AND NEAT

[@hallinguyen2169]

ben: look at it’s speed, it’s unstoppable coconut crab: *is falling down wooden post*

[@gamerfellow]

Coconut crab invasion? Boiling water and a WHOLE lotta garlic butter.

[@MrMedia-wz3yp]

gamerfellow hot water won't work on me.

[@gamerfellow]

Crap.

[@MrMedia-wz3yp]

gamerfellow crap indeed my friend, crap indeed.

[@BMoney8600]

gamerfellow I would run!!!!

[@CheshireCat-cm1si]

That's crazy; you'd also need squeezes of lemon juice for taste!

[@Khanival]

I have my own theory if you are interested in opposing ideas, albeit the thoughts are scattered. I am making a few theories because of this song. Tamatoa brings up Maui giving him 'credit for my start' as if Maui and him were fairly acquainted, they in fact met when Mauwei was singing 'You're Welcome' he has a tattoo on his shoulder blade of him fighting Tamatoa. Mauwei has his fishhook and Tamatoa doesn't appear to have lost his leg... yet. The aftermath most likely lead to Tamatoa losing his leg. He also may have possibly damaged one of his eyes since its always dialated. Back to Tamatoa singing. He mentions being 'a drab little crab once' and back to the battle it appears as though he hasn't started collecting gold on his shell yet. The reason why he started might have been to take after Mauwei, since he was defeated by him (mockery is the highest form of flattery) this leading to an obsession and madness, implying Tamatoa wasn't always as crazed. Once Tamatoa realizes Mauwei doesn't remember how to use his hook he focuses on him, discarding Moana in a bone cage. Tamatoa treats Mauwei like a ragdoll, tossing him about. He closes the roof of his shell and glows, now thrashing Mauwei much worse. At one point he flings him against the wall face first and sweeps his hair to the side revealing a tattoo of Mauwei being dumped in the ocean by his human mother. Tamatoa knew exactly where the tattoo was oddly, and precisely what happened and why Mauwei does what he does for humanity. This would imply at some point Tamatoa got a good view of Mauwei's tattoos. Now this is how I wrap up things. Near the end of his song Tamatoa speaks French saying 'C'est la vie mon ami' translating to 'that's life friend' the fact Tamatoa used those exact words when referring to Mauwei implies that the two might have been friends at one point, until the fight. Going even farther back before Tamatoa begins singing he talks to Moana, going after her necklace she defends it saying it was given to her by her grandma. Tamatoa replies by saying in a joking manner 'I ate my grandma and it took a week because she was absolutely humongous' to which horrifies Moana. Obviously Tamatoa wasn't always as big, or his grandma might have just been very large. It could be out of just wanting to have Tamatoa live in a giant shell or, that could be the only thing Tamatoa didn't eat. It also might imply Tamatoa is a cross breed of Coconut and Hermit crab, given the shell type. The reason for Tamatoa eating his grandma might be just because he's a coconut crab. Or she might have been a preeminent entity and he wanted her title believing eating her, he could could take her title. As seen on Mauwei's tattoos Tamatoa looks much smaller, Mauwei about the size of his claw, Tamatoa doesn't seem to be instantly attacking in the image either. So Mauwei might have fought Tamatoa for eating his grandma who might have been an important entity, Tamatoa needing to be punished for his crime. Mauwei defeated him but couldn't finish the job and kill his old friend, instead cutting off one of Tamatoa's legs and presenting it to the God's to show he had 'killed' Tamatoa. Though Tamatoa just feels bitter towards Mauwei in turn. When Mauwei steals the heart of Tefiti and is banished. His hook ends up in the possession of Tamatoa, he puts the hook on the center of his shell as if it's his fondest memory. Overall this was just to say Mauwei and Tamatoa could have likely been friends at one point.

[@janeleopardo4148]

DeadliestPotato wow

[@NTonks-xn4tv]

DeadliestPotato wowcha

[@levintalestreaming3449]

DeadliestPotato umm, mouthful?

[@humanperson2775]

I nearly didn't read that because it's so long geez

[@bigiron4800]

Animal Gamer I didn't either

[@MunchiezDrawings]

"I've been listening to it nonstop" accidental lin-manuel miranda joke.

[@leodebatin2667]

DUDE I THINK IT WAS ON PURPOSE! he also he said at one point "summon all the courage" which was the 10 duel commandment that they said in Hamilton so I think it was purposeful

[@Skwibwarb]

Munchiezxx Oh my god, I thought the same thing and couldn't stop singing in my head "a-after the war, I went back to New York…"😂

[@madi-rd6ge]

Munchiezxx I'm not the only one to notice!!

[@wafflemcunicorn4732]

My little sister calls him tomato XD

[@Milendrakis]

i literally went on google and searched: "can a demi-god beat a decapod?"

[@theapexallosaurus2361]

Milena Moskova and what did you found

[@theapexallosaurus2361]

Milena Moskova don't click image's

[@juliacortez5516]

😆😆😂😂

[@paytonbowden8362]

Waffle Mc Unicorn mine calls him Tom a Tom

[@ayla5424]

-Tamatoa is actually Mr. Krabs-

[@adampotgieter8703]

Are you shiny now, Mr Krabs?

[@phantomquartz2648]

ms krabs : money money money money

[@slaterstarz]

Made my day

[@pandagirl-lp7in]

Ayla no he is not

[@ayla5424]

panda girl fight me

[@dylan5490]

Who googled it as soon as he said "Don't" I did

[@abbeyhumphryson686]

Dual Prop Wash Same but it wasn't even bad???

[@palastar823]

I saw some car

[@palastar823]

I spelled it "decopod"

[@kwajgirl4296]

I did!

[@Verte7]

Dual Prop Wash me

[@cieldesu]

you've been listening to the soundtrack non-stop huh? non stop

[@valeriaaa9798]

hamilton I understood that reference

[@brekumoro]

hamilton hah.

[@morgancasey3223]

gentlemen of the jury I'm curious...

[@cyc_lorama]

Bear with me, are you aware we're making history?

[@cieldesu]

Isabel Cai this is the first murder trial of our brand new nation

[@gregwright6844]

"So, not only are they 3 foot, body-armored spiders with claws, but they are also ghosts." So you could say that they are... Ghosts in the Shells? ... I'll see my way out now...

[@SarahKochera]

Coconut crabs arent that bad actually, its fun to poke them with sticks and nudge them with your feet. On the island of Guam what you have to worry about is the Brown Tree Snakes, and the toads, and the king's grass

[@SarahKochera]

Its a breed of grass that is in the mixed grass yards of the military base, its nearly impossible to mow and keep inside the restricted 2.5 inch limit. It grew so fast, and was insanely sharp, made it impossible to walk around barefoot. I don't know if that was the actual breed of grass, but that is what it was called on the island.

[@SebastienG671]

Sarah Kochera gotta love the way he saying Taotao mona 😂 but yeah that grass is deadly che'lu

[@starrl6379]

omg, those snakes!!!! one appeared on my clothes line once. My mom freaked out kept me on the bed even though the thing was 10 yards away, outside.

[@katcruz3006]

aaayyyee Guam squad where ya at 🇬🇺 🇬🇺 🇬🇺

[@hannahwhite2756]

Sarah Kochera brown tree snakes ewwwwwughhhhhh I hate them so much

[@catalinavaldez6340]

So I've been thinking about the Heart of Tefiti and what is its power exactly. I have this theory that the reason Moanas grandma lived for so long because IT IS LITERALLY THE KEY TO ETERNAL LIFE. Think about it, she was perfectly healthy before handing Moana the stone. She was dancing up till she showed Moana the boats AND she didn't display physical problems till she had to literally sit down, AFTER GIVING MOANA THE STONE. I mean, isn't it odd that she just up and dies and is ill after this event? Even the village doctors didn't know how or why she was suddenly ill, Moanas dad looks puzzled when he sees Moana pick up his mother's cane! It would also make sense since that would be the main attribute to having the stone. Did you see Moana or Maui use the stone to create food or anything for that matter? IT'S A STONE THE LITERALLY GIVES LIFE. Also Moana doesn't get hurt at all, she is the main holder of this stone. Even being underwater for long periods of time doesn't effect her and even if the Ocean helps her, the ocean can't create air. Even Maui gets hurt, the Ocean splashes his face and you can hear him sputter. Moana practically gets water boarded with her own hair by the ocean as soon as her grandmother hands her the stone, and she isn't effected!

[@bgraziano6867]

Catalina Valdez this is actually a super cool theory

[@The2Trolles]

Guys, Tamatoa is Andy's dad.

[@daisy_lou_who4917]

Guy_With_A_Stick Why do you think that though? I think that it is Moana's dad's friend that drowned ☺

[@The2Trolles]

Daisy Tuckett Is obvious joke not obvious?

[@daisy_lou_who4917]

Guy_With_A_Stick I guess not 😂😂 I'm not really good at that kind of stuff 😂 Sorry to bother you 😂

[@The2Trolles]

Daisy Tuckett It's cool.

[@daisy_lou_who4917]

Guy_With_A_Stick thx ☺

[@bellaeversole5427]

your armour just not hard enough

[@parrot_snake9723]

mawi now it's time to ckick your hiney

[@vinms6215]

Ever seen someone so shiny soak it in cuz it's that last ull ever see salve mananee I'm so shiny

[@corefrisk5315]

Kye Goddard Maui** Kick**

[@corefrisk5315]

Cause'** You'll** Ce la Vie Mon Ami**

[@frankgibo]

now I eat you so prepare final plea just for me

[@justnottoday8720]

PLEASE TELL US WHO TAMATOA WAS!!!!!!!!!!

[@steffybelizzz9665]

Yes, I also need to know. Tell us!

[@elizabethmidford2791]

A trab little crab once

[@haileybaranowski1165]

He was a drab little crab once...

[@justins2379]

Cause he is beautiful, baby.

[@kealaleavitt3115]

I think he is the chiefs brother that died at sea

[@lomischke]

You know your obsessed with Hamilton if someone says "non stop" and you instantly think it's a Hamilton reference. A.K.A- Me XD

[@dbadley00]

RuffieDoodle _ SAME!!

[@silverkyre]

Especially within this context tho. Since Lin wrote both!

[@dbadley00]

RuffieDoodle _ exactly

[@erinb5771]

RuffieDoodle _ my first thoughts

[@elenai.5683]

yep same

[@Kicksno1fan]

He keeps saying "slightly exaggerated size" Thats like saying Clifford is a *slightly* exaggerated version of a real dog lol

[@familywade9175]

Kicksno1fan Your comment is the best thing... EVER!!!

[@thesmallteaspoon]

Y'ALL SHOULD TRY AND FIND OUT HOW GRANDMA DIED IN MOANA!!!!!

[@nadia-qt5js]

Arianna Nicole Orsua YESSSSSSS

[@thespiderofhonor3732]

She probably died from scurvy or lack of protein I mean they were out of fish

[@ChrellMax]

Arianna Nicole Orsua CANCER

[@money1j659]

she died of old age

[@thesmallteaspoon]

Money1j King of Money but she seemed pretty healthy to me

[@remidowning2098]

I've been up close to a robber crab and surrounded by them, I now have a unnecessary fear of crabs :/

[@simpmetra]

Remi Downing I pray for your Soul to live

[@annusforever3106]

Remi Downing *turns to a crab*

[@sumlad5971]

Remi Downing I'm sorry for you. How did you live. How could ever survive right now.

[@howdythere2748]

Remi Downing get something shiny and start singing

[@kevin_deleon0567]

Remi Downing what happened next

[@gracesutherland3767]

as soon as he said dont look up a decapod i did

[@delusionaloctopus5857]

Grace Sutherland same

[@bigstunna2049]

Grace Sutherland I'm so tempted to

[@delusionaloctopus5857]

slick vick Do it. it's not that creepy or bad anyways (in my opinion) it's just crabs

[@idrisb3765]

Grace Sutherland same

[@alexagold3610]

Grace Sutherland same

[@alanfooy1580]

I wonder why he's listening to the soundtrack *NON-STOP*

[@alanfooy1580]

Cough

[@putriscool]

Lord Tachonka-chonk wat

[@Masterpdudley]

Lin- Manuel Miranda

[@alanfooy1580]

Masterpdudley Bingo

[@donnymazen1064]

Kermit The Frog maybe Coconut Crabs are holding him hostage

[@amberjohnson9137]

I think when Tamatoa says "You can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod," he is also alluding to decoupage, which is the art of decorating something by glueing other things onto it, like Tamatoa decorates his shell by putting treasure on it.

[@alyssaschnitzius4592]

anti social.... omg i have become a coconut crab!

[@undead_gaming]

alyssa schnitzius lol

[@Greedfa]

alyssa schnitzius your avatar confirms that

[@evelynmiddleton]

(to creepy pinkie pie) your name confirms you are too

[@kg8654]

alyssa schnitzius lol

[@pixelgeist1044]

alyssa schnitzius me too

[@shoelazy7057]

actually, tamatoa means trophies in maori

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Cool

[@jaxlaxsurprise]

Thanks! Yeah, his argument seemed weak there (they didn't really sound similar), so that makes more sense.

[@tillytuaoi7299]

shoelazy your forgetting the whole movie is about all pacific islands, tomotoa means in Samoan, strong man. so he's argument is still valid in this case.

[@tillytuaoi7299]

and if it means trophies in maori, then it connects to his theory and tomotoas character, trophies are also shiny so it links

[@asmr_reomāori]

lmao its about Polynesian islands, which NZ is a part of. Taken literally, in maori tamatoa is strong man. tama-man, toa-strong.

[@Doomsday-yo7lh]

Stock up on coconuts as peace offerings.

[@colorsofdoom]

Dillon Mixer , but it'll take them a dew days to get through each one of them, so you have enough time to run

[@jesse_mcflurry]

findingbuglantis GET COCONUTS AND COCONUT CRABS AS PEACE OFFERINGS

[@humanperson2775]

KILL THEM WITH FIRE, EXPLOSIONS, AND POISONNNN

[@daanrekker9162]

Co co crab, co co co co co crab, co co, Co co crab, co co co co co crab, co co, Da coconut crab is a giant crab, If you see one, you'll say "holy crap (or crab)". Da coconut crab is a big fat crab, But this scary crab, is not just any crab! It's a decapod, (It's a decapod) Will beat a demigod, (Ooh a demigod) And let's not forget he's so SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (la, la la la la la la!) Da coconut crab is a dangerous crab, If you live in the Pacific you will know that, You may come home and get very mad, Because you aren't able to find your cat! Ooh da cococrab, (Ooh da cococrab) May eat your cat, (Yes he can do that) And let's not forget he's so SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (la, la la la la la la!) And da crab is also dangerous to humans too, If you pass out on the beach they may eat you too, Just believe me, I've seen a video, They devoured a pig's carcass in an hour or two! (I forgot how fast they did it, the two hours is for the rhyme) Ooh da cococrab, (Ooh da cococrab) Is no drab little crab, (No drab little crab) He's humongous and so SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (la, la la la la la la!) Co co crab, co co co co co crab, co co, Co co crab, co co co co co crab, co co CRAB!

[@vincentbowman8248]

nice

[@sfnmdrm.9817]

A lot of effort was put to this comment Cool

[@heyimmarie3146]

How is there only FOUR LIKES on this including me you put so much work on this or maybe copy and paste and I sang through it

[@furygames6054]

It’s the coconut tree crab version

[@tahaahmed8181]

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[@rachelneller]

I HAVE A THEORY! I was thinking about who tamatoa could have been previously and I have a theory,, tamatoa was the chef from the little mermaid.I picked up on this when, during the song "shiney", tamatoa speaks french ("C'est la vie mon ami" meaning "it is life my friend") causing me to link him immediately to chef Louis. the more you think about it, the more links appear: in the little mermaid, the chef sings about cooking and eating fish, as tamatoa does in moana and at the end of the credits tamatoa mentions how they would help Sebastian, and it would make sence that the chef would have been jelous of the success Sebastian has when he chased the clam, meaning if/when the chef died he would want to be a clam. Lines in the song "shiney" all point in a simular direction, saying how he loves sea food and free food (which to be fair the majority of us do) but being a crab he wouldn't know any other type of food. Tamatoa would also be a hoarder of shiney gold because, working for royalty would mean that the chef would be surrounded by expensive valuables but they were not actually his as we see shelfs of trophy looking goblets in Louis' kitchen,and tamatoa directly translates to trophey, it is likely that Louis was jelous of the money the royals had. Lastly something that appeared to me is that in the little mermaid, (as pointed out in this video) the only thing spider crabs eat other than humans is other crabs and chef Louis prepares and eats none other than stuffed crab. So that's my own personal theory,, has anyone else got any other theories or things to back this up?

[@amethystyk3254]

Rachel Neller Oh good theory! Good use of evidence aswell!

[@alexisgrunden1556]

How would I defend against an invasion of coconut crabs? Let's see; they're giant crabs. I like crabmeat, and they're slow as heck. Barbecue tongs, melted butter, and my biggest stewpot on the boil, that's how~ XD And for those who doubt that a coconut crab could fit into a pot, I've got one I use to simmer turkey carcasses after Thanksgiving to make soup. If I can fit a whole turkey into that pot, I can cram a coconut crab in there~ XD

[@axolotltrasharts3970]

Alexis Grunden ok but i cant read all of it

[@dubbeking]

You think they're slow? You think coconut crabs are slow?

[@silence7661]

they're fast compared to other crabs

[@shortfuse875]

Alexis Grunden They can climb trees...

[@norskinoff]

OMG XD IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER!

[@ncanimations8758]

If you don't like crabs then don't look up Japanese spider crabs

[@Annie-hb8ob]

You're right, I shouldn't have looked it up hahaha

[@TwistedTwisty]

*looksie* ... OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

[@thedoodlefox5640]

Those things look rad

[@crashiecorbashie]

they're adorable

[@Isa-uh9uk]

nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT WAS FREAKING TERRIFYING

[@trinitychipowsky4139]

You said not to look up Decapod and I rebelled.

[@xander8574]

Trinity Chipowsky who didnt

[@SuperWorldJumper]

Clearly he is the reincarnation of Sebastian from the Little Mermaid.

[@sheartl9637]

SuperWorldJumper no he's the little mermaid arial

[@quennierobles1743]

SuperWorldJumper if you watch to the end Tamatoa talks about him

[@RequiemPoete]

SuperWorldJumper: Eh... I'd be willing to bet this happens before little mermaid.

[@TECfan1]

SuperWorldJumper Moana takes place 3000 years ago soooooooo......that's a little odd.

[@humblebumble8192]

TEC1 then tamatoa is Sebastian's Jurassic ancestor

[@V1NCYN1CAL]

1:58 The only true way to handle a spider.

[@V1NCYN1CAL]

And I don't think that the coconut crab is ugly or scary. At least not from the appearance alone.

[@haileybelladonna7965]

instead of coconut crab it should be cocoloco crab

[@hoppersfox]

Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde I bet it's more pleasing to the eye if you look at it when the sun is up, but before bed... I'd rather not look at a Decapod

[@jennycastillo9524]

Hailey belladonna lol true

[@milvenmanzano6525]

Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde

[@GiannahNoelle]

EEE MOANA WAS SO GOOD YES

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

I know right?! Loved it!

[@zerker8766]

:o senpai noticed u, i hope u feel good

[@linakherfan8710]

Giannah LiCausi yes!! I just saw it yesterday and im obsessed!

[@wopich9570]

I might have to wait to see it not in theaters to not be embarrased to go into a disney movie by myself

[@samuelbattershell3413]

StrangaDanga saw it by myself, did not care what others thought, just go

[@sin_decent]

"I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod, when you're staring at a decapod"

[@arandomvillager488]

I hate you for making me play this in my own head but here's a like any way

[@Danvers]

I don't think I have to worry about those crabs... I've only seen an actual crab at an aquarium.

[@bobdanx]

did you know that in moana in one of the last scenes when it is panning through flowers you can see the flower from rapunzel? It's really cool! Could you make a theory out of this? Lap we know that moana must be tied in to the frozen Tarzan little mermaid theory because of the Easter eggs so....Yeah! like if you would like to see it!

[@Bullseye-fi6gc]

rob daniel more of aladan

[@kinseyrae7677]

rob daniel Finally somebody noticed it. I saw it in the theater and I looked up "Moana Easter eggs" and nobody mentioned it

[@estherl3239]

Kinserella Rae ikr

[@fatimaal-kilabi5811]

omg I thought I was the only one who noticed it. cool !

[@Bullseye-fi6gc]

The Aladan carpet

[@kurtskrow]

"Don't look up decapod" 1 second later looks it up

[@tomatosoupsings4390]

greely 12 same why did he say don't it's just a crab,shrimp or lobster and many more things

[@clb734]

"I've been listening to the Moana soundtrack non-stop" Non-stop He doesn't even know....

[@naaskids3215]

he has in headphones of course

[@taitano12]

I remember riding a coconut crab when I was little; I was raised in Guam.

[@taitano12]

Oh, and regarding the word Taotao Mona: The "Tao" is pronounced "Tow" as in "Towel" and "Town" and Mona is like "Moan Ah"... And they like to inhabit a certain type of mangrove tree and make it speak and make its roots move like tentacles... It's even creepier than it sounds.

[@jesse_mcflurry]

Brandon Taitano how the heck did you ride it without it killing you?!?!??!

[@taitano12]

I was very little and they can't reach the top of their back. But, yeah, they don't like it and they will probably get you if you're big enough.

[@jesse_mcflurry]

Brandon Taitano well yea that makes sense

[@MoparONK]

Brandon Taitano same I agree I'm from guam and coconut crabs are really big.

[@silverkyre]

"I have been listening to the soundtrack *Non-stop*" *HAMILTON!*

[@makaelaa6394]

Amelle Kyre same

[@terricloydpennock2858]

Amelle Kyree same

[@gengitano2819]

I like that song ,well all of the hamilton songs

[@ericacardoza1771]

Amelle Kyre WHY DO YOU ASSUME YOURE THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM

[@gengitano2819]

+Erica Cardoza with that attitude might be your doomed

[@margaritadejesus11]

Tamatoa is the ansester of the coconut crab trust me 😸

[@arandomvillager488]

You cold be getting somewhere with that

[@Nava08]

@@arandomvillager488 * could, and yes

[@UnknownedYt]

ancestors*

[@lesleyk3793]

it makes me so happy that this is Ben’s most popular video. i love his reactions to the coconut crab pictures 😂 but also his attention to detail of Tamatoa’s character! ❤️

[@jrgymnastics4952]

Plot twist: Frank is Maui, only if he had a SPQR tattoo. HoO fandom.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Nah Frank would never be narcissistic like that. Clearly Maui is like a slightly nicer version of Ares.

[@prastarkeepers]

So . . . Mars, then? Personally, he seems to be a bit more of a Mr. D to me.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Paul Adams Yeah but Mr. D felt old and scraggly- at least Maui's fun-loving

[@cea2995]

Nahhh Frank is a much more important panda bear

[@saintroddy]

JRGymnastics LOL and Percy is trolling Moana with his ocean powers.

[@0Gumball6470]

Tamatoa was the best character in moana

[@Alice-rq2oo]

How I will protect my room from the coconut crab invasion? KNIVES GIMME ALL DA KNIVES

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

Purple Pig Gamer Remember the lines "Send your armies but they will never be enough/My shell's too tough"? Well, like all other crustaceans, coconut crabs have rather tough shells. To stab such creature, you must first flip it (up to 100 pounds) on its shell in order to expose the vulnerable underbelly.

[@daspotato895]

Nien, PANZERKAMFWAGEN SCHNELL!!!

[@louisagreer1700]

They will take them because they're shiny YOU'RE ARMING THEM

[@josenoriega3259]

what?

[@aiiiia9971]

Send your armies, but they'll never be enough. T H E S H E L L I S T O O T O U G H

[@mosssaltenberger4762]

im moving July 1. go away weird coconut crabies

[@noranomics]

How to defend from coconut crabs? Simple. Legions of armed coconuts thirsty for vengeance over their fallen brethren. The streets will run red(?) with crab blood until the coconut is the supreme monster of the South Pacific. They will then turn to us, for we too have dishonored their kind by consuming their ancestors. The question isn't how to fend off the crabs, it's how to fend off the coconuts...................

[@springseedss]

Patrick Carlos lol

[@alexkane001]

the kakamora are coming

[@thispurplebeanYT]

Yess Trendie Endie

[@charlesdarwin8943]

blue. hemolymph is blue.

[@ainz4440]

Patrick Carlos what? could you run that by me again

[@iwatchyoutubevideos3815]

YAS I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EARLY SINCE PIXAR FORGOT TO ADD AN A113 REFERENCE

[@savages_5333]

Queeny AJ Boi I've never been early

[@hayleygillette817]

what film forgot a113??

[@iwatchyoutubevideos3815]

Hayley none, that's how I made my point

[@oreoraven5417]

Savages_5, I like your photo!!!! 🍔I love hamburgers!!!!!!!!!

[@TECfan1]

Nobody said it was lol.

[@joshualontoc4465]

Tomatoa is the car that got rekt in The Incredibles confirmed

[@codiserville593]

There you have it folks

[@Thesoulforge167]

Schaffrilas productions will be overjoyed with the news

[@lanieclark5525]

If a coconut crab got into my house I would run to a school which is two streets away from my house, go to the top floor, and hide in a cabinet

[@lanieclark5525]

But I should be fine because I live in New England😄

[@awesomelandyunicorn7522]

I 100% agree

[@czarenallyzamonisit4642]

HeroBrinn Im from Philippines which is practically south east asia and I plan to visit England.... (sneaks in a coconut crab. XD) nah

[@mighty.k7637]

I'd take it on a Let's Play

[@wolfmobile833]

HeroBrinn i would get an axe you know what happens next 😁

[@elisaiaquintanilla4905]

I live with those things around here and i cry when they found my 3ds

[@GandalfTheTsaagan]

What a horror

[@daemonCaptrix]

Do they come in your house? D:

[@Yuka-fz1uy]

Elisaia Quintanilla what country/state im from Hawaii and see them

[@whatdoyousuppose]

Consider the coconut (crab :P)

[@kwajgirl4296]

I understood that reference 🌚

[@marygordon3097]

DoctorWhoBAMF hahah that's so good

[@pokedash55]

DoctorWhoBAMF consider it's trees.

[@camila.beatles6438]

Picto-CelestialMage PokedashWarrior the village gives us what we need

[@pokedash55]

TwentyOneBeatlesPhans Panic!AtTheDisco. AND NO ONE LEAVES!

[@onemello]

When you say don't it makes me want to. Anyone else agree?

[@lukebruno1108]

totally bro

[@shaunanichole5968]

When you're a pacific islander and eat coconut crabs 😂

[@shaunanichole5968]

Also the way he pronounced tao tao mo'na 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katcruz3006]

Shauna Nichole it made me cringe a little when he said it 😂😂

[@calebc.3458]

How do you pronounce it then?

[@calebc.3458]

Thanks!

[@quasar6493]

I think tamotoa is the ancestral spirit of one of maui's parents

[@slholland18]

Trevor Herrboldt PLEASE

[@slholland18]

Trevor Herrboldt yes yes yes

[@mbest4645]

I agree

[@xkookiekitkatx4280]

Trevor Herrboldt since tamatoa is a dude Maui's mom is the god just sayin

[@nolancasimir3663]

x kookiekitkat x Nope, his parents were both Human but they abandoned him. The gods found him and gave him his powers and fishhook, it said so in the movie

[@ciandenton3916]

when is part 2 ????!??

[@Yellowdigigod]

Cian Denton Never

[@isaaceshleman2833]

You wish you were nice and ♪-*SHINYYYYY*-♪!

[@fleurniko]

Isaac 10 ?.?,

[@arandomvillager488]

Proceeds to eat mui

[@gabrielbarnes6657]

I'm from Guam and the toatoamona are our ancestors guard certain areas like jungles and latte stones.

[@gabrielbarnes6657]

*guarding

[@carmelonauta3356]

Håfa' Adai!

[@despaahana]

is it spelled tao tao mo'na or toatoamona?

[@markm.6663]

It's funny how he pronounces taotaomo'na

[@christianali5431]

I think that that is actually where they got the idea of what happened to Moanas grandmother when she passed away and became a Manta Ray [According to her tattoo].

[@eleanor1149]

Tamatoa turns out to be Scuttle. I'm calling it. In the post-credit scene, Tamatoa says: "If my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamaican accent, you'd totally help me!" So, obviously Moana and the Little Mermaid take place at around the same time. You know who else has a knack for human treasure? Scuttle, from the Little Mermaid. You know what he inspects?!?! A FORK! (Or, as he calls it, an dinglehopper). Coconut crabs steal forks. It only makes sense. And it's highly likely that Scuttle could be younger than Sebastian. After all, Sebastian seems much older and much more mature. Also: Scuttle recognizes Ursula in the mirror during the Little Mermaid scene when Vanessa is about to marry Erik. Scuttle is a bird. He's never been underwater and seen what a "sea witch" looks like. Unless, he is actually Tamatoa, and has seen Ursula underwater before. Just wait for it. That's what the SuperCarlinBrothers are going to say. I'm betting on it.

[@eleanor1149]

Just a note (though I think I made it clear enough): This is who I think Tamatoa will be reincarnated as, not who he was before. Now, I have some ideas about who Tamatoa was before, but I want to see what the SuperCarlin Bros are gonna say. But it goes (whoever came before Tamatoa) to (Tamatoa) to (Scuttle)

[@thatgirl4876]

I buy this theory. Lol, but how can you prove that Tamatoa knew who Ursula was? They take place in completely different parts of the world

[@shyanne-ew3fl]

Maui's Fish Hook is in Lilo & Stitch it is David's necklace

[@jenniferhallonquist7451]

therandomgirlgamer And on the side of Finnick's van in Zootopia

[@Kelly99844]

therandomgirlgamer omg

[@biollante84]

Him: DONT LOOK UP DECAPOD Me: **looks it up and bans myself from the sand forever after seeing it**

[@changelingur2555]

Building nukes against the crabs

[@cripplious]

The Rainbow Koopa remember sponge Bob lives in Bikini Atoll we nuked it to hell

[@changelingur2555]

bikini atol ?

[@cripplious]

The Rainbow Koopa an Atoll is a group of islands. The US government dropped several hydrogen nukes on the set called Bikini

[@levintalestreaming3449]

Benjamin Keslar there is one animal that can, but I don't remember its name, so yeah

[@levintalestreaming3449]

Benjamin Keslar what does that have to do with my comment?

[@Akiraamariee]

I've been singing and listening to all these songs all the time I love them sfm ❤️

[@dragontale23]

giant spider crabs that are ghosts!? we're dead...

[@shcadeyt6722]

The way to defend your hose is FIRE LOTS OF FIRE!!

[@lamorak_cosmo3894]

The way I shall protect my self from the coconut crab invasion is by having traps of boiling water and butter

[@dominicdoe6166]

tamatoa is a pirate captin spirit that's why he loves treasure and he has it on his back so it is a trap so no one takes it.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Dominic Doe It's Jack Sparrow reincarnated as a crab!

[@andretaylor4887]

NAH NAH NUH NAH NAH NUH NUH NAH NAH NAH NUH NA NA NA NA

[@happychibipanda]

Oh no. I'm watching this from the South Pacific. Save me.

[@latenightthinker4737]

Micronesia, Polynesia, or Melanesia?

[@octodaddy877]

*coconut crabs casually invade beaches*

[@latenightthinker4737]

Benjamin Keslar cool, I'm in Micronesia.

[@coolname8511]

happychibipanda CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

[@mckbluff]

happychibipanda how can we trust you aren't one of them

[@lucifyn]

Tamatoa really doesn't know punctuation. It's "Let's eat, Grandma." not "Let's eat Grandma."

[@shockthetoast]

Commas save lives.

[@hallieeramos]

2:00 Don't forget to throw the ashes into a volcano, Ben. You can't be too careful.

[@taylorbissett452]

personally I thought Tomatoa sounded like Tomato. :)

[@rjz9785]

I love Calvin and Hobbes!

[@thepip3599]

Rebecca Jane I love it too! I so want my mom to sew me a replica Hobbes stuffed animal. One year at school on pyjama day somebody came in with one, and they said their mom made it. Did you know Calvin and Hobbes are both names of famous philosophers? It makes sense, since the comics are pretty philosophical sometimes. Other times they are just a kid getting attacked by imaginary evil snowmen. Man, they're great.

[@laureponce652]

Taylor Bissett smae

[@dennisbetterthanyou4089]

Tamatoa is actually Ariel

[@sanstheadorable8548]

drama dillo bruh YAS!

[@humangirl2122]

What?

[@wd-type9643]

Bunny Speed How do you not get that joke? Ariel was obsessed with shiny things

[@xxaphmaufanxxaphmauships7199]

no tamatoa is ursula but ariel is even close

[@shoobymwah6326]

XxAphmauFanxX Aphmau Ships seriously can we just let Disney characters be Disney characters without having a handful of people try and make a connection of two totally different antagonists and protagonists?

[@numberoneweezerfan3000]

Hellspawn is my new favorite word

[@mythi7059]

Who else looked up decapod?!

[@kaylasmith4368]

PeaceBringer RainWing and NightWing Wing Me and its terrifieing

[@haleyguzman2027]

PeaceBringer RainWing and NightWing Wing I did

[@zombi3girl]

I looked up "you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod". I'm a sarcastic idiot.

[@angelinekoleilat7310]

PeaceBringer RainWing and NightWing Wing me

[@robertjackson9570]

PeaceBringer RainWing and NightWing Wing me

[@-x-9548]

okay when he said "non stop" i just related it to Hamilton and Lin manuel also wrote music for Moana and my mind just died

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

At least coconut crabs brought us one of the coolest new Pokémon in Sun and Moon. But not it's evolution, forget that it even evolves.

[@zachwilliams564]

MetaKnight64 true

[@lucidlullaby894]

MetaKnight64 Oi, don't shit on yeti crabs! They're like undersea coconut crabs

[@tracyh5751]

crabominable is great. :|

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

+Tracy H Crabominable is fugly, and it also has terrible stats.

[@angie.mci10]

I've had 2 coconut crabs as pets and I'm an Indonesian, which is west of Polynesia (where Moana lives). They're such amazing creatures. My dad ended up cooking both of them in a 10-gallon stew to feed the family. They're the best tasting crustacean I've ever tasted.

[@rae_diant]

i can't be the only one who looked up decapod after he said not to

[@TheKengekiGoomba]

nope I did too

[@chasethemessenger4677]

literally looked it up right after he said,"Don't." XD

[@ouo897]

same..my curiosity overwhelmed me.

[@Tweety_bird557]

meeee

[@christianali5431]

Rachel Lee I waited until he showed me the coconut crab, then looked up decapod to confirm that that is indeed the top result on the search engine. Coconut crabs were actually mentioned in the second highest webpage, but his picture was the first image I saw when I looked up decapod.

[@Codiliabra]

*_Says Non- Stop_* *_Knows that the writer of the songs is Lin Manuel Miranda, writer of Hamilton in which a song is called Non- Stop_* *_Starts singing._*

[@wabbawu1]

Please seriously stop

[@thatbribby]

Z That guy same

[@annusforever3106]

Z That guy .....*sings non stop*

[@jjaleahh4478]

A-A-AFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEWYORK

[@ai_is_a_great_place]

I finished up my studies and practiced law

[@jacobwillis7596]

When I hear about the coconut crabs : "War...... war has changed."

[@unpoquetititoloco299]

Hey guys, that's the German version of Tamatoa's song Lyrics of "Glänzend" Tamatoa war nicht immer glamourös, War gar nicht groß und auch glanzlos Doch jetzt sieh ihn an: Ist er nicht souverän? Denn ich bin strahlend schön, Baby Hör auf dein Herz, Das hat Gramma dir gesagt Sei wer du bist, tief in dir drin Ich brauch' drei Worte und ihr Argument versagt Es ist Schwachsinn! Ich bin lieber Glänzend! Wie ein Schatz aus einem Wrack unten im Meer Schrubb' das Deck Und mache es glänzend, Wie der Schmuck am Hals von einer reichen Frau Ganz genau! Pass mal auf! Fische sind so dumm, lassen sich vom Glanz einfangen Diese Narren! Oh, es zieht sie magisch an Dort wo ich bin, wird's noch heller Mm, Fischteller! Dann noch ein Nachtisch! Du schmeckst sicher köstlich! Ja, ja, ja! Der kleine Maui hat Probleme mit dem Look Der kleine Möchtegern-Minigott Autsch! Was für ein armseliger Auftritt! Hak den Haken ab! Verstanden! Du warst auch schon mal viel besser, Mann! Ich gebe zu, dein Lebenslauf verdient Applaus Und die Tattoos, sehr geschmackvoll Genau wie du schuf ich ein Kunstwerk aus mir selbst Nie mehr verstecken! Es geht nicht! Ich bin Glänzend! Funkle wie ein ungeschliff'ner Diamant Zeig' mich gern, ich bin so gläzend Schickt Armeen, doch für die Jungs wird das riskant Mein Panzer ist bekannt! Maui-mann! Komm doch her, her, her! So 'nen kleinen Halbgott mach' ich platt Das wäre doch gelacht! Hier oben! Gleich gibt's dich nicht mehr Jetzt wird's Zeit, sag' schön: „Auf Wiederseh'n!" Sie wird's versteh'n Weit weg von denen, die dich einst verließen, Suchst du ganz verzweifelt nach Liebe der Menschen Du wolltest tough sein, Deinen Panzer schlag' ich kurz und klein Und nun werde ich dir richtig weh tun! Dabei fühl ich mich so glänzend! Zieh's dir rein, für dich ist gleich der Ofen aus C'est la vie, mon ami! Bin so glänzend! Jetzt werd' ich dich fressen, noch ein letztes Wort! Nur für mich! Du warst niemals halb so glänzend, So stark wie ich und so glänzend!

[@alphnightshade321]

Ballon Man ok then

[@BizarreBits]

Tamatoa is Olaf reincarnated. That's the Olaf cameo that no one could find ; )

[@Brione30]

I saw this video and thought "I haven't seen Moana yet, but oh well."

[@excitedcat9517]

some of you guys see this as something scary what I see is lunch

[@kytokumera7806]

Same, give me some butter and a butcher knife and I'm good (of course with a large pot of boiling water)

[@spookyprncss6384]

+Kai the ssj Haha only Islanders will understand

[@trocer2235]

Excited Cat I see a boat snack.

[@yirato1981]

*I just love free food And you look like seafood*

[@christianali5431]

Yirat O so did he, if we are being completely honest with each other.

[@theobserver2922]

Damn, and I thought the end of the world would be a ZOMBIE apocalypse... *shudders*

[@romeotcat3104]

when he says he's been Listening to a Lin Manuel soundtrack Non Stop (Hamilton quote)

[@ladybug0126]

Coconut Crab meet my Boiling Hot Water my Tomato Sauce and my Butter lol.

[@BrokensoulRider]

Make sure it's exotic butter.

[@ladybug0126]

+BrokensoulRider I'll have to go to the sister location for that so I'll Waite until I've built an EMP Proton Pack lol.

[@bencorbin6192]

song my friend tought me ex ex ex ex exotic butters

[@mudkipmudkip7781]

Ladybug 012 coconut crab:soooooo...I'm supposed to boil you

[@darthguilder1923]

Sounds good

[@daisy_lou_who4917]

btw, I luv yall's videos! ❤💜💙 I love your theories! they're AWESOMEEEEE!!!

[@SuperCarlinBrothers]

Thanks!

[@daisy_lou_who4917]

SuperCarlinBrothers omg! You actually responded to me! I'm so sorry but I'm just so exciteddd!! My favorite theory of your guys' is that Dory should be a Disney Princess. I really think she should! I also really like the one that says that Cars are alive. I also think that it is her clever. 💙💚💛💜😂😂😄☺😆

[@todo1904]

SuperCarlinBrothers love u xoxo💋❤️💛💚💙💜💞💕

[@experzainnovasion7279]

+SuperCarlinBrothers hey

[@ashleedawn456]

Daisy Tuckett I agree. I love SuperCarlinBrothers

[@anne-marieskjerve3769]

I live in Norway, so the coconut crab has to go thru deserts, seas, wolves and mountains: I’m in big danger!