Tana & Brooke are BACK and hooking up with the same guy! - Ep. 29

[@breeny09]

Poor Brooke. I can tell she is changed by whatever this man has put her through, even in her voice. I pray she listens to her friends and finds the strength. She’s such a good woman and deserves a man who treats her amazing.

[@kaitlynm9463]

No fr it’s eerie how even her voice and delivery changed

[@joshguzmn1]

Don’t over analyze Brooke… don’t forget she likes to read the comments. I think she’s doing great, sounds great and looks great.

[@Misupot]

Like she’s so great and I hate all these toxic men attract to her😭

[@kate-ec4pj]

she deserves the best i hope she knows how amazing she is

[@zoean3002]

men like that suck the life out of u

[@JoannaT2]

Tanas angel numbers as the podcast length is a good sign of her returning to this podcast

[@SarahStewart14]

YESSS

[@mirandax0x]

1111!!! ❤ yess tana! We ❤ this for you

[@GirshaStivi]

was gonna like this but it has 111 likes

[@dayrayy]

you don’t think it was edited like david dobriks made his 420? lol

[@m.egcicle]

I noticed it right away lol

[@Tacosession]

Coming back to this knowing that Mr DC is MATT RIFE omg

[@patm524]

Came here to say the same thing lol!

[@samantha9635]

Tana mixing up the Boston tea party and Pearl Harbor has me dying

[@thegavin000]

AHHHHHH LITERALLY I HAD TO PAUSE IT AND LOOK FOR THIS FUCKING COMMENT LMAO

[@10ccarson]

can we just talk about brooke’s MAKEUP?! always slaying, give us the routine babe!

[@maialowell7894]

She has makeup vids on her KZbin I’m pretty sure!

[@taylorparsley1610]

It really is so slay here!

[@wolfordclay]

Yea she has done multiple tutorials on her channel ❤

[@Mia-ek1jp]

Fr I’m just admiring it for the entirety of the podcast

[@doeeyes2]

She has some on her channel but we need an update

[@mirandax0x]

"I will live in my delusion until I die. I don't care." BROOKE THAT WAS SO ICONIC

[@YeeterParker69]

Tana being able to compare the Trojan Horse to the Met gala makes life worth living

[@capsnerd]

im dyinggggg

[@gwump4106]

Brooke comparing Tyga and Avril’s relationship to a hypothetical relationship of the pope and Sommer Ray is the funniest thing 😭

[@CassHugMonsterx3]

tana needs a segment called high history that’s like drunk history but she gets high and explains shit💀

[@Ftmedusa]

Yessssssss

[@lindseymarie7583]

Yes!

[@nikkinik8658]

Yesssss 👏🏻

[@kamilestone]

Yasss

[@ElissaBlankenship.]

Isn’t she sober now tho? Or am I not in the loop because I haven’t watched her content in so long.

[@HaleyJeanASMR]

the history section has me on the floor in tears please keep doing it

[@saraa1079]

yeeees same

[@rachiejw]

it was too funny

[@MSkp4wo]

tana immediately knowing the first take of the episode wasn't it after filming just shows how good and fine-tuned of a content creator she is lolll she just knows what a good video/episode should feel like

[@mirandax0x]

I'm so sorry Brooke, I have been in that situation before, and I know it feels so good to still be "able to talk to them" because we "love them so much" (literally taking jabs at myself with those) but girl I PRAYYY you listen to Tana (TANA IS VOICE OF REASON?!) and just cut those cords now, babe. ❤

[@lmdibbs5706]

yea trauma bond sucks cause you feel so dependent on that person that it makes it so hard to leave

[@Ang_848]

Agree with this, the only way I stopped going back is to be disgusted by them which is awful because it puts you in a dark dark place

[@laurendavison8904]

yes!!!

[@CrystalLynnBeauty]

Dealing with this myself, it sucks!

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

No contact is the only way

[@annieleedham2912]

Personally I prefer the podcast being recorded at home instead of in studio! It feels more personal and cozier, like i’m hanging out with y’all chit chatting

[@faithgrimes5996]

Okay but Brookes hair looks so healthy and shiny I’m jealous

[@Grayyy__]

Brooke read the book “it’s called a break up because it’s broken” I read it when I was your age and it was super helpful to lead me into the change that I wanted. Wishing you so much happiness & success in your life.

[@amypinel5379]

I’ve ordered the book even though I’m in a relationship I’m happy in😅😂 it sounds so good x

[@huntshunts]

@@amypinel5379 you can maybe use it for past relationship heart ache/break if you have any

[@rachelkiely3206]

‘One minute he’s cleaning your pool, the next he’s inside of you’ I laughed so hard hahahaha soooo happy ye’re back!!

[@lc4life369]

😂😂😂

[@avebaby1]

I feel like it’s jxdn……

[@kirssisisafan]

@@avebaby1 I was thinking ethan cutkosky, I’m pretty sure jxdn is with stassie

[@silliestgoosen]

@@kirssisisafani was thinking blake grey lol

[@beckym.67]

I swear I saw them post it as a joke and it’s hayes grier

[@aleshakay6968]

I’m sorry but I can’t even focus on anything other than WHAT is the blush Brooke is wearing I’m so obsessed, but in all seriousness you guys killed this I’m so excited for more!!

[@domino7845]

Sweets for my sweets

[@christinec2621]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@brittneyx617]

No fr I neeeed to know

[@dayanara3532]

NOOO HONESTLY 😭😭 i need her to pyo real quickk

[@margaret5687]

omg SAMEEEEE

[@Bookstagram_mama]

Please keep trivia as a segment literally laughing my ass off

[@ndcINC]

same hahah "why did the us join ww2" .. tana: "cuz they were mad?"

[@logannesci8454]

YES. THIS.

[@Julie28Davis]

I think the break up for Brook was probably so much harder than the average break up. She went through the "first love" break up (like all girls do) at an older age than the average which I would say is in high school and in high school you have so many people around you and other guys to date. Just having a larger social circle, being in school, makes the break up with your first love not as traumatic in my opinion. I hate knowing my daughter is going to go through this one day.

[@itme453]

I totally agree with you! Although luckily for Brooke she lives a different life where I feel like she knows/meets way more people than the average person because of her job. But I could be wrong!!

[@doeeyes2]

My first break up was oegit tramaztizing. Couldnt eat or sleep or stop crying for two mnths. I felt like I was going insane, but it passed.

[@capric0rpse]

@@doeeyes2 same. I got so sick from it! I couldn’t get out of bed, couldn’t eat, slept so much. I’d throw up at the thought of him. My skin felt like it was on fire at all times. It was literally burning. I can’t explain it! It was absolutely horrible. It really affected me physically. I was lucky to be able to move home and my sister took care of me. She kept me company when I would wake up. 😢 actually hurts thinking back on. Sheesh. I was 21 and so was he. He ended up cheating on me with A 15 yr old!! They’re still together to this day, absolutely sick. So glad to be away from that creep.

[@doeeyes2]

@@capric0rpse my first exboyfriend, same age 21, eneded up being gay. but first heartbreaks are the worst. I even remember my older brothers first breakup, he was in such rough shape, but its a part of life i guess.

[@violetblossom7]

So, I like when podcasts have time stamps because I get distracted easily and my brain likes it so here’s some timestamps for anyone that likes them too💜 03:09 Where Tana and Brooke have been! Toxic relationships and pool boy 37:02 Hailey and Selena drama 42:32 Tyga and Avril’s relationship 47:13 Tana and Modsun 52:34 Amanda Bynes and other pop culture things 1:00:23 Trivia Section

[@lc4life369]

First one starts at 309. And thanks. Love time stamps too

[@morganricard8284]

note to the Cancelled team: please add in time stamps

[@violetblossom7]

@@lc4life369 thank you for the timestamp! 💜

[@kelleyhennessy7426]

You slay for this💜

[@beezarelee179]

You’re so nice!! Thank you!

[@summyv7058]

Watching cancelled while I’m in a healthy relationship is so weird 😂

[@goodgvrl]

lol fr

[@cherrybomb3098]

i know. i literally went from girlfriend to wife during their break, this is so weird. like I'm here making dinner and Tana's talking about her fuck buddy that Brooke also happens to share

[@mollyhull6163]

Who’s back here now to hear the OG Mr DC story

[@gabicortez563]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[@julieford9082]

I was thinking it might be Matt Rife until I saw the episode with him and he seemed to have met Brooke for the first time so then I didn’t think it was him after that but now... he really acted brand new towards her that episode. Literal tool.

[@avacastellano1530]

meeeee i needed to hear her talk ab it

[@liveyourlife510]

🙋🏼‍♀️

[@sheinakinn2936]

Meee

[@joliearmstrong8864]

I think Jeff has definitely shown tana the way she deserves to be treated by a man whether that be her best friend, her family, her boyfriend, etc...I'm honestly so fucking proud of you, Tana. You're such an inspiration to girls who are considered outcasts...keep doing the best you can ❤

[@alexg3933]

when you and brooke talked about what it’s like to be in a toxic relationship and how other people don’t get that there is still good and that’s why you keep going back even tho they keep hurting you. it is fr like a drug addiction. so glad y’all addressed that cuz im healing from one too atm

[@jennasantostefano7785]

Their perspective on the hailey bieber selena situation is exactly why i respect and support these two women so much. i’ve been thinking the same thing like hailey is not innocent but people need to have some human decency. it blows my mind how cruel people can be.

[@kab9706]

Seriously. It's sad how girls and grown women will come for either Hailey or Selena. They enjoy it. There's so many women that absolutely HATE women. The misogyny is coming from inside the house. It's sick.

[@aereid6]

Tana has been looking so good lately like healthy and full of life. Sober looks amazing on her 😍

[@hwoods-kg1jf]

She really does look so much better and sounds healthier since she's been sober! WE LOVE SOBER TANA!!! Yesterday I celebrated 2 years and 90 days alcohol free! It's been life changing in SO many GOOD WAYS!

[@cydneyo1817]

@@hwoods-kg1jf that’s amazing congrats ❤❤❤

[@hwoods-kg1jf]

@@cydneyo1817 thank you 🙏🏻 😊 ❤️💯

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

@@hwoods-kg1jf well done 🎉🎉🎉

[@abbyhenderson-fr4ub]

The “nerdy funny famous” guy Brooke is talking about is Matt Rife lol. Matt had a show in DC on Valentine’s day, they both follow each other & he’s said in an interview DC is his favorite place & he’s a big nerd & loves the museums

[@mustaphaal-buhilal4863]

Omg

[@Brittany4141]

Brookes comedic timing is on point "Thats a really beautiful story" had me DEAD lmaooo.

[@sydnioverall3118]

I was that female who always needed a little chaos in my relationship until my ex husband tried to literally kill me. Those who grew up in chaos, normalcy feels stagnant and that’s just something you’ll have to work through. Now my relationship is 100% normal shit. There’s no fighting every day or every week or even every month, if we have a disagreement it’s talked about and there’s understanding. Once you grow up and out of that feeling of “chaos is normal” you’ll finally understand what a healthy relationship is supposed to consist of. Hats of ladies to your growth

[@addisonarnold2262]

proud of you🫶🏼

[@kab9706]

That's amazing, I'm glad you've accepted the love that you deserve! It takes a lot of healing and maturity. At least the girls are always honest to themselves and they gain insight after each relationship. I think both will end up in normal, healthy relationships someday. It's a journey.

[@amypinel5379]

The couch and blanket is giving a sleepover vibe with my two favourite influencers 🥰🥰 LOVE IT

[@tashcaarey]

brooke is going to defend him until she hates his guts and there’s nothing anyone can do to help her. it’s just the way it goes

[@luvindustry]

we all have one of those lol

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

Yep. So true

[@Daisydelamor]

Gotta grieve it out 😤🤍🦋

[@okay6353]

you called it fr

[@annaderkacht563]

The way this aged…

[@megano9598]

coming back to this after finding out the “brilliant tennis player” is POS Matt Rife…

[@piglet1795]

20:23 for the mr dc story

[@Emma_78]

Thank you for this!😂

[@d-mills626]

God bless

[@leftypaws1131]

Thank you 😂

[@TheLauraVEffect]

👍🏼

[@emilyconrad-ks8tz]

Bless you ❤

[@megano9598]

back after brooke exposed everything clinton kane and tana’s practically married🥹we love to see the growth

[@KileyWooten]

“There will be a Netflix documentary about him” comment KILLS ME after everything with Zack Sang now 😂😭

[@kassandralunden3009]

god. I hope Brooke continues to heal :( You can tell whatever she went through really damaged her. Her voice, her demeanor, she seems more reserved, so much has changed. We hope you heal Brooke we love you ❤️

[@rileyjacobs3553]

literally 2 seconds in and all i can think about is how amazing you two look!!!! i cant wait to see how this season goes

[@Acmenace7845]

Omg this podcast is exactly what I needed right now. Tana and Brooke talking about guys just not showing enough interest or trying to talk to you more, is something I’ve been going through lately and I was starting to feel kind of shitty about myself because of it. But if these two bombshells are also experiencing this it definitely makes me feel less alone.

[@natashacorrigan6917]

Jeff needs to be a guest ASAP I need to see him do the trivia segment 😂

[@MsNikkieMichelle]

“It’s usually off putting to me when someone is really good looking.” I seriously love Brooke, lol. Love how she owns her mental health struggles and her honesty. I am so happy you two are back. It was a you don’t realize how much you enjoyed/missed something until it’s gone type deal.

[@calihlmn]

Brooke listen to Tana. She is by your side through all of it. I lost friends for putting myself through the same thing again with the same toxic person. There’s a point that you get to with yourself and it’s when no one else can help you because they feel they already tried. Obviously those are not my real ride or die friends, but when you make a choice that destructs yourself over and over, others don’t want to be around that self destruct. I lost myself in ways I never knew were possible.

[@jenicawynne]

Tana getting Pearl Harbour confused with the Boston Tea Party is killlllling me 🤣🤣

[@feverend]

Hearing the first ever Clinton story reveal now is insane. Makes you realise how patient Tana really is loool. Brookie is too tho 😇

[@oatmi1k_]

While Brooke was getting railed in Washington I was trapped in the airport there for 6 hours sobbing over a $24 Long Island iced tea and I think that’s beautiful

[@kbs3491]

I really like Brooke , it's sad that she doesn't love herself enough to cut contact from him completely. Whatever he did , it's obviously awful and the fact that she's still trying to somewhat protect him and convince herself and us that she still speaks to him bc she doesn't like ' unresolved issues' is so sad . Hope one day she gains some self love and understands her self worth

[@QTpatootie95]

She needs to get the fuck out of LA. She's a lovely beautiful girl but looks don't mean anything when your self esteem is so compromised you let anyone do anything over and over again. She needs to turn inward and realize that looking perfect won't be the answer to her problems.

[@smome7773]

Yes exactly. I know it may be a young perspective but as I watch people feel bad for her and blaming the toxic men i feel that theres nuance missing. The thing is that if it's not this man it will be another one until she changes her perspective of what she deserves.

[@savyjsumm]

It’s all apart of the journey !! She’ll grow from it

[@psychinteresting727]

It's true and I've so been there... but I NEEDED to go back a second time for closure. Like I never would've healed if I hadn't gone back and hurt again. Now I'm so healed and over him and realize all the toxicity and I've never been happier or more confident

[@aidanbolanos1116]

@@psychinteresting727 let’s be real we didnt need to go back for closure …

[@margaret5687]

Brooke's name should be in the title.... i think she's earned it!

[@savvyyddd]

For sure!!

[@TootieFruutie]

It is in the title?

[@eboniz]

@@TootieFruutie they mean channel/podcast name

[@margaret5687]

@@TootieFruutie No no i mean the name of the pod sry

[@margaret5687]

@@eboniz TY haha

[@MaraBest]

I’m fully convinced Brooke was talking about Matt rife with the whole star trecking thing!!! Love you girls so glad you’re back 😘

[@autumnlaughlin7757]

That’s what I thought too, I was looking through the comments to see if people suspected the same

[@megananderson2252]

Y did he come to mind for me too

[@NicoleS-lz4sh]

It was definitely him! I saw the Matt episode first and it was definitely him.

[@SidleFan08]

Can we please have just an entire 1hr episode of just the are you smarter then a 5th grader cancelled edition but I’ve never laughed so hard.

[@jessikadoyle8919]

I HAVE NEVER CLICKED A NOTIF SOOO FAST❤ SO HAPPY YALL ARE BACK🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

[@BloodMoonLip]

Imari coming in as god to call out Brooke is everything ❤

[@mayaSpielman]

Thank god you're back!! I dropped everything to sit on my couch with a fresh nespresso and drift away into a fantasyland of imagining I'm young again :) I'm 52 but you two allow me to live vicariously in the best way ❤❤❤❤❤ I love you so much !!!!

[@mixedpeterparker9357]

Holy shit Brooke's "man" that they were talking about was clinton

[@lmfaololpmsl]

literally do a trivia at the end of every episode, it ends the episode SO well and fun like im literally telling all my friends about it

[@anna_siemens]

Omg I’m so happy to see y’all back! I already know this ep will slap

[@BrittenyRosee]

Okay so I understand that a table and chairs is a more realistic podcast setup but this whole couch chillin, blanket sharing is such a vibe. Makes me feel like I'm at a sleepover and I appreciate it to the max♡

[@kate-ec4pj]

yess i love it

[@izzymyers]

yess its so "grandparents from willy wonka" i love it

[@loganisabella9983]

I'm not even ten minutes in, and my head is just nodding. Tana is so real, like her words hit the nail on the head. period

[@cassidyskilton7442]

Who is here rewatching after Brooke said Matt Rife was Mr. DC???

[@megananderson2252]

Matt Rife 100% check his tour dates he had one on Feb 13th in Washington DC

[@brendagalvan2861]

Brooke saying that if her ex sent her a pic with someone else she would khs and write a note saying it’s his fault is sadly the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard 😂

[@TheGypsy1999]

Tana and Imari are being true friends telling you not to fw your toxic ex at all again is TRUE no good platonic relationship can come from him right now

[@gabrielanoelle]

yeah, I’ve played the unresolved issues game as well, but my therapist had to tell me that he was just desperate to talk to me again so that he could try to control me and manipulate me again and that I can get myself closure without contacting him and she was right

[@basicallygabyy]

go off brooke for spending valentines day with matt rife what a queen

[@venuspoet444]

You knew!

[@alexawatson8791]

The trivia was so good. Please do it at the end of every episode.

[@emmadorney5483]

Im dying at Imari “documentary coming soon” 😂😂SO happy podcast is back!!

[@haileychristenson2097]

MY BABIES ARE BACK😭😭😭🙏❤️my heart is so full, especially to hear it’s help with Jeff’s crew

[@cowboylikepax]

you can clearly and completely SEE the change in brooke i’m only a minute in and she’s literally glowing and looks so much happier than she used to and i have a feeling it’s to do with no joe and finally being in a healthy romantic place i’m so happy for her omg

[@tarazanni9370]

This history section was my favorite part of ANY podcast in a while. Please continue doing this. So happy you’re back bitches

[@jennifercate8996]

Tana explaining the downfall of the Trojan war is about the FUNNIESTTTTTTT THING IVE. EVER. SEEN.

[@emily.7777]

what the fuck i was on the verge of crying thank you girlies for putting a smile on my face

[@MrRaymondworld]

I’m legit, crying tears of joy. This was my favorite podcast. I love seeing the banter between Tana and Brooke. I miss you guys so much. I’m glad you guys are back. I’m happy that canceled is back ♥️♥️♥️

[@jadegonzalez4747]

Brooke I really hope you’re doing okay. I can tell what happened really changed you. You’re incredible, remember that.

[@les_ggg]

Bring back the are you smarter than a 5th grader lmaoooo 😂😂

[@psychegoddessoflight9358]

The fact that the return episode is 1:11:11 in length. 😳🤯✨ Tana and those 11s still going strong...

[@christinecondrey9363]

1 loved the cozy vibes at tanas house.. It feels more personal than the studio .. Like we're all chilling lol & 2 both Brooke and tana look so stunning and healthy .. So glad y'all are back 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@pamelatxnc]

WHO SPELLED IMARI’S NAME WRONG😭

[@madspiritual]

literally just came to the comments to see if anyone said this ! 😂😂😂

[@VicckyP365]

Lmaoooo fr

[@TootieFruutie]

likely kyle or oscar? Cause i think they do the cameras/sound/editing now

[@j0zie477]

i aspire to be brookes level of gorgeous like everytime i see her she just looks better and better

[@mariahpaulson1216]

watching this now knowing it’s “MR” LMAOOO

[@sarahnelson9124]

Unresolved issues are uncomfortable but you can find resolution in the fact you have peace by not being w someone!! Waiting for external closure never finds you that closure, setting a boundary and respecting your time & yourself is that closure i promiseeee Ily brooke

[@EthanjSmith]

Love how we are continuing episode 29 like you haven’t ghosted cancelled for months, very tana ❤

[@eemers96]

“I would’ve written that song about you if I had any talent at all.” -Brooke Schofield Absolute icon.

[@thatcat2511]

Ugh I can seeeeeee Brooke’s anxiety. Just be yourself queen we love you! 💓💖🫶🏻

[@jmoney7742]

The way Brooke said “I’m not talllllking to him again” plus the hand movement, had me fall out

[@drizzy21danii]

the second tana said "speaking of horrible relationships" I just KNEW where it was going I love her

[@Princessgda]

if you let us wait another second, i would've started speaking to the inner brooke and tana that live inside my head

[@robyngleason9936]

i got there about a month ago 💀

[@jesss.fullermusic]

i have NEVER laughed as hard at a tana video than the end of this one where imari quizzed brooke & tana on history😂😂😂 literally had to stop doing my makeup cuz i was on the floor

[@Noah-hq3ky]

When I tell you I love the trivia segment! Please keep it up!

[@alkimich14]

“Little mrs.latitude longitude over there” “i had it right, you just weren’t…calibrated right” 😂😂😂 Brooke has no right being so funny

[@Goodwishes67]

Was Brooke talking about Matt rife? 😮

[@AutowarsRegen]

You should have Ethan from H3 on your show! loved seeing you guys on his podcast chat!

[@Green-be6ip]

You can tell this man has changed brooke, she never use to be frightened about talking about vulgar encounters.

[@jazzyjazz1212]

Tana and Brooke talking about their love life and mentioning 10 new guys in 20 different constellations and then you got me over here with my crush who doenst want be back since 2 years 🥴

[@user-ly8ed8qe4g]

them thinking that Pearl Harbor is the Boston tea party is hilarious to me.

[@the4remakes]

“You’d think it’d be like ombré then” TANA PLS IM CRYING 💀😂😂

[@SarahStewart14]

I love the vibe with y’all at home!! Feels so cozy and comfy like we’re shooting the shit hanging out with y’all

[@xoxoglo]

3:18 it’s so cute Brooke saying tana dating so much is inspirational, what a supportive friend.

[@aaaudreyana]

it makes me so sad how protective brooke is about him and the situation i wish she’d be able to speak her truth freely and not give a fuck or feel bad about it. he was soooo shitty and has even lied about his mom dying like he deserves to be aired out 😭

[@BrookeSchofield1]

Episode 3

[@TootieFruutie]

@@BrookeSchofield1 yay! good to know. We support your growth brooke 💜

[@jennhansonxlove]

The history trivia segment was SO funny 😂 I hope they continue with it!

[@sophiaescalante1564]

dude i’ve never laughed harder than at that trivia segment! that needs to be a regular thing

[@brookenelson3006]

Tana, Brooke is not okay. Someone please help her. I can tell she feels embarrassed because she is still in love. Rather than judging and laughing at her, help her. It breaks my heart because I know how she feels. She needs to know that people love her more than that man ever will.

[@lunabell3114]

They start talking about Matt at 20:12 allegedly

[@AmyaRenee]

you guys talking about toxic relationships for alittle bit, helped me a lot. Thank you ❤