The Apprentice UK: The Worst Decisions Ever - 4 of 6

Former candidates and celebrity fans relive some of the best moments to come out of the worst decisions ever on the Apprentice.

[@OurFantasyLife]

"In my mind the robot was just a useless piece of plastic." You mean....like a toy?

[@Zooka128]

The robot actually sounds like a decent toy that could have worked very well, and instead, even in her brief it was "you can hold these cards up across the playground and your friends will know what it means" but they're smaller than the size of your palm, how the fuck is anyone going to be able to read that or even notice it?

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Zeibentaul hahaha, Nerdiacs was obviously a fan of the card signal idea whatever the fuck it was.

[@toffeelatte6042]

I mean for fuck sake, I'm 26 and I would kill for that robot wars toy having grown up with that show.

[@sexyhomeowner9345]

@@toffeelatte6042 Exactly, lol.

[@conahlestrange9794]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one hahaha her problem was she wanted to be the hero an succeed at the end and say i lead the project and it was my idea

[@stinameaner]

The most annoying thing about Lindsey and Paul mistakes is that they both still couldn't see where they went wrong even after they watched themselves back or when the answers were staring at them in the face during the task and the boardroom.

[@mandarkastronomonov2962]

Richard That’s actually quite interesting insight.

[@stinameaner]

@@mandarkastronomonov2962 Thank You

[@willman85]

Lindsey simply didn't care. Winning was less important to her than the chance to design and launch her own product. Her ambitions were that something she came up with could go places out of the confines of the show. Her teammates were irrelevant to her (it is a dog-eat-dog environment after all). Paul didn't have any real experience or talent. God knows why he ended up on the show (thin on applicants that year??). In the boardroom he was just trying to save his skin as best he could.

[@p4cks]

the dunning-kruger effect. it's fascinating

[@memyself717]

@@willman85 what Lindsey came up with was basically crap though! As for Paul, well see my comment.

[@bag101]

I don't think it's 'snake in the grass' at all. If two of my employees are in a relationship I'm happy for them and wish them the best. If part of their relationship involves bunking off, ignoring their work or reinforcing each others' bad decisions to the prejudice of other employees then of course it's an issue that management has to address.

[@bethdarnell3157]

Wtf

[@davidfearis7335]

Its not Snake In The Grass I agree, Paul & Katie were in a close relationship so quite honestly Paul deserved to get fired & to be honest Katie should've been fired immediately after Paul got fired

[@th3d3storoy3r]

@@davidfearis7335 IIRC, in the first few seasons of the show, only 1 person could be fired per episode, wasn't until I think that the show went from finding a person for a job within Alan Sugar's business empire to investing £250,000 into a business that Alan started being able to fire more than 1 person

[@davidfearis7335]

@@th3d3storoy3r In Series 4 Episode 7, two people got fired on the same episode, Jenny aka KOSHA CHICKEN for being a snake & trying to sabotage other candidates chances of winning tasks which Lord Sugar saw right through, and Jennifer for also being a bit of a snake & thinking really only of herself & nobody else, both their actions would've done server damage to Lord Sugar's business & he wasn't putting up with it

[@FleetAdmiral833]

Season 3 was the first to allow for double firings. It happened first in episode 2 when Ifti struggled missing his son, and Rory then was a diabolical manager of the pooch pouch.

[@prettyTearsx3]

If 100 people tell you you are dead LIE DOWN hahahaha

[@scratchy1704]

I've never heard that but it was funny 🤣

[@Unicysis]

But that one arrogant person tells those 100 people, “NO, YOU ARE BLOODY WRONG AND I AM RIGHT, SO SOD OFF!”

[@cybernautadventurer]

I wish they did an updated version now

[@dre8463]

The Real Mr J. The Kosher chicken episode will always be my favourite fuck-up of all time.

[@louisjefferies2733]

It would be a series in of itself

[@cianmac3934]

Paul is a classic example of why the army shouldn't accept people in directly as officers or lieutenants. They become big headed and insufferable.

[@DavidAJones11]

I disagree, they're already insufferable before they join up. Straight out of Eton and think they're the dog's bollocks...

[@billyhalliday9811]

@@DavidAJones11 absolutely right all come from upper class backgrounds had one say to me that he became a labourer before sandhurst for a year just to feel what it was like to be one of the lads what a complete tit 😂😂

[@DavidAJones11]

@@billyhalliday9811 Fuck sake! Did he also live off a labourer's wage or was he just on a poverty safari?! 😂

[@perkosherrigh7243]

They don’t accept people directly theres interviews fitness tests then a whole cadet school for weeding out people they don’t want

[@jordanforbes2557]

So true. I know people in the forces who have been serving for 10+ years have no real combat experience and are serving as lieutenants, Captains and Majors. Imagine working in a corporation and being promoted to project manager without having ever worked on a real project. Madness.

[@RoyalMarines2312]

The deadliest weapon against the British solider is a 2nd LT with a map and compass. Paul is the prime example. Probably got discharged for getting his whole platoon killed.

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

I'm sure whatever family or relative he had managed to get him out of plant of scrapes, and by scrapes I mean dead soldiers all over the shop.

[@nifralo2752]

In America they'd hace fragged him

[@bobbidazzler1343]

The cheese task is the funniest of all time in my opinion. Sir Alan completely losing it before firing him is priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

[@declangaming24]

They lost him money no wonder he got mad

[@Evilgidgit4Ever]

If you ignore the toy market experts, your colleagues, the focus groups, and the children themselves, and go for a product no one will buy or play with, you deserve to be fired.

[@MissJessyeNorman]

Katie was not upset about being found out. She was only upset that her bit of fun was gone. She knew how useless he was.

[@StaircaseInTheDark]

Katie still doesn't get that her and Paul allowing a relationship to interfere with tasks was a perfectly valid complaint. She still doesn't get that that was the problem, not the relationship itself. Adam seems to be enjoying himself. Can't say I blame him, with how they treated him. I'd be happy to have a chance to sit back and laugh at them too.

[@Varyalover]

Adam was botching things the whole day: From him "going along with Paul" with the lie/excuse that "I'd never gone camping", to spending a bulk of money on a hideous banner, to meandering around with the cooking device that Kristina solved by speaking with a local restaurant. Paul was quite correct in stating that "With Adam, is was like we were a man down.", even if Paul himself was quite foolish.

[@memyself717]

This is Katie Hopkins we're talking about remember. Since when were morals and integrity anything more than an inconvenience to her?

[@LexDicksonEverything]

Imagine destroying the opportunity at a job for Katie Hopkins, of all people 😂

[@Benfleet1984]

What annoyed me about this is actually the English produce world class cheese. In fact I actually prefer English cheese to French. The biggest error with this is that they were trying to sell second rate cash and carry cheese to a nation that takes cheese VERY seriously.

[@vadimzdonutube]

Ireland1984 They were selling at a farmer’s market, and buying mass produced food goes against the whole point of the task. How Paul did not get the message is beyond me.

[@memyself717]

@@vadimzdonutube he's basically dumb. But unfortunately, due to his background, a dumb person's idea of a smart person. See also Jacob Rees-Mogg.

[@declangaming24]

​@vadimzdonutube yeah lord sugar wanted them to buy bits and pieces of British products food ,drinks ect black pudding, pies ect not a bulk of cheddar cheese they lost him money

[@memyself717]

I went to a Uni with a "green welly" reputation. I met several "pauls" who were basically guaranteed army officer's jobs on graduation. They had similar business acumen, common-sense and life skills (ie. ZERO).

[@VelvetKate]

Thank you for the really good split editing, it's literally perfect cutting from episode to episode :) (that was genuine, sounded sarcastic)

[@iamlegend68]

"If 100 people tell you, youre dead, LIE DOWN" Lmao!

[@Bromley68]

Katie Hopkins indignant at the immorality of others. Classic

[@Unicysis]

Has she looked in the mirror and wondered why so many people have hated her? She’s not all too rigorously righteous herself if she has the nerve to slander others

[@memyself717]

It's not like she later went on to shag someone else's husband in a field and there just happened to be a camera there filming it after all, was it? 😉

[@enkaan1676]

This captain manurring banged Katie Hopkins. That decision was the worst.

[@OurBenefactors]

I was thinking more Arnold Rimmer, but yeah pretty much

[@crossingthechannel4631]

At 3:58, the French woman said 'no, it's not good, it's English !! 😂'

[@RoyalMarines2312]

Adam would be a good politician. Roll the hand grenade in and leave the room.

[@kimberleysmith818]

Legionary166180 I thought that too. Every comment he makes is blaming someone else. It’s been years since I’ve seen this series so maybe he was good or maybe he was crap I can’t remember.

[@Varyalover]

​@@kimberleysmith818 He was crap. His only shining light was selling two paintings in episode five, and that was when he was in charge of the cheapest products to sell.

[@rosieosho]

I was trying to figure out where I knew that Katie Hopkins woman from and I remembered that she's the woman from this morning who judged children on their names and said she didn't like kids with geographic names but her child was called India! I don't know if anyone else has seen that but its hilarious haha what a fool!

[@shentser01]

She's also a total hero

[@morganabbotts]

She also had sex with a man in a field... quite the resume.

[@Koekje_Kijkt]

morgan Abbotts Haven’t we all..? What does that have to with any of this?😂

[@riazhamdanmalik6036]

Had sex with a man in a field is equal to she had sex with the man in a car/bathroom/kitchen - which isn't an insult or a compliment, merely something she did.. What did your tiny mind think you'd accomplish by "revealing" she did it? Make her look horrible/dumb/not credible? What a moron.

[@riazhamdanmalik6036]

She stands up to countless virtue signaling hypocrites several time a day, everyday. She doesn't say what everyone else on tv is forced to say either - like constantly raving about how amazing uncontrolled immigration is and how peaceful some of nastiest communities are.

[@davidfearis7335]

Katie Hopkins isn't exactly one to talk about them stooping so low

[@dmg8530]

15 plus years on the cheese, sausage episode is still one of my favourite, amazing!

[@meanramen]

Amazing that Katie Hopkins could castigate others for 'stooping so low'

[@chriscopley5284]

Paul should just join an comedy club on his idea on how to cook stuff on cans like it's some survival military campaign.

[@dontrestyourhead]

It's really weird to think that Katie Hopkins used to just be a slightly unpleasant Apprentice candidate now that she's made it big as an advocate for fascism.

[@tonkerdog1243]

dontrestyourhead What fascism?

[@MattJames1958]

Hopkins saying someone is stooping low? Hipocryte

[@lordlossize]

i would agree with you christian, but even here she stoops low and says that paul made a crap decision to sell cheese to the french and that he was stupid for doing it, when at the time she was all cosycosy with him, agreeing with him and telling him his decisions were good because they were having an affair with each other. and in another part she even goes on to say that adam has no taste in art even when he sold 2 and she sold none.

[@stinameaner]

Christian Westwood She's always been Kate Hopkins....??

[@sandroilsardo9443]

GoldXrose So butthurt, she’s popular because she speaks the truth that many people are afraid to say but think to them selves.

[@tomkenning5482]

Wallstreet Banker If she was doing that, surely someone (who isn't a fucking moron) would agree with it. Just because nobody's saying it, doesn't mean they're afraid. Just means it's fucking stupid.

[@AnthonyShuker]

lol at all you raging globalist cucks in this thread

[@loulou7963]

Witnessing Katie Hopkins and her dim witted army officer friend trying to sell pork sausages to a halal butchers during Ramadan was the most hilarious 🤣

[@Nathpeggsy]

never seen the apprentice (its just quite funny watching people fail) but Adam is just great, i love the way he would backstab his own team to show their stupidity

[@RadioEnnui]

How did that drip get in the army?

[@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447]

Radio Ennui of course he's an officer, you'd hardly expect him to be in the infantry.

[@RomanHistoryFan476AD]

if your looking for the army's finest, don't look for it at the officer school, the best come from the ranks from promotions, also look at the para's,SAS, Royal Marines and SBS for the best. most officers who come straight out of officer school are useless, just good for barking simple orders, or repeating better orders from more skilled men. you need to look for actual battle experience for real talent.

[@memyself717]

Money, paid-for education and family connections, to directly answer your question.

[@leonie8525]

"Do you like the robot or flags, kids?" "Robots." "... Well, we're obviously going for the flags."

[@walboyfredo6025]

7:41 spilling the beans yes but it had to be said. Had it continued the same way more "innocent/wrong" candidates could have brought into the boardroom.

[@ruthh5199]

The chunk of cheddar and the fried sausages stand out as the best and most memorable comedy 🎭

[@secretsquirrel7374]

Katie Hopkins is like a caricature of herself.

[@simon1990101]

adam: "yep.. perfect." such a legend.

[@LucianaShadow]

Lol Adam. He's such a backseat driver. Paul was a douchebag though. Also, shagging Katie Hopkins? Wtf was he smoking?

[@davidfearis7335]

7:48 Katie really is a fine one to talk about STOOPING SO LOW

[@davidfearis7335]

I believe Episodes 3-6 is when Paul & Katie's relationship could really be seen as soon as Katie was moved over the work with the boys

[@akid648]

That stuff would actually be pretty useful for special forces, trying to be silent but still communicate, but yeah probably not for much else

[@davidfearis7335]

4:25 Lord Sugar described the cheese Paul brought as something a bloke who owns a cafe in Old Kent Road would buy, for Taxi & Lorry Drivers who come in for their cheese sandwiches

[@declangaming24]

He was right

[@latelounge85]

I love how Adam was able to keep a straight face through all of that!

[@jakerockznoodles]

@PoisonIvene and they didn't mention paul and katie trying to sell the pork sausages to a muslim butcher during Ramadan. What a mess of a task that was :D

[@loulou7963]

Best ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Benfleet1984]

Exactly, it wasn't the fact that it was English, I as an Italian actually think English cheese is the best in the world, but not the mass produced rubbish like Cathedral. If they'd taken stuff like Godminster Cheddar, Cornish Blue etc... It would have gone down well.

[@pomegranatemolasses6432]

Try Welsh Black bomber if you get a chance

[@j0nb0y77]

i love it when lord sugars voice goes up when he said 'whys adam here?!'

[@yatak1000]

"WEe just bought the cheeeeeeeese" God his voice makes me want to stick needles under my nails.

[@Unicysis]

Play it at the slowest speed and it’ll sound like your nails on a chalkboard

[@Nushi1098]

Spilling the beans and using the can to “brown sausages” Also how nasty do you have to be to get it on with Katie Hopkins

[@AnthonyShuker]

applewood cheese is actually amazing

[@davidwinkle2818]

I reckon that if they'd chosen to sell something like good quality Stilton or Wensleydale, it would have gone down quite well.

[@reconbravo104]

Paul's worst mistake was getting in a relationship with Katie Hopkins

[@kennywilkinson913]

"We could've present the cheese better so I take that.: 😅

[@philblythe]

Love Adams Attitude. LMAO.

[@roseth22]

Trying cook sausages in baked bean can funniest moments ever

[@stephenfox8685]

Why wasn't the girls kissing people for money from series 3 not included in this? That was diabolically lame. Worse than some of these.

[@velocepeyet]

This man puts the P R A T back in prat!

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Katie Hopkins? Eurghh. She is revolting. I'd rather my own mother sit on my lap.

[@MrStath1986]

In hindsight she was grotesque even back then. I'm sure Lord Sugar regrets exposing her to the world.

[@LaurusHG]

"What's to like about the French?" Well, he's not wrong.

[@NeedMoarRage]

What's to like about the English? Their fine and exquisite cuisine? 😂

[@jeffrags2]

"Have you got a flame?" - lololol Caricature of himself.

[@Unicysis]

If I had my way I’d go to France and just sell them fish and chips, or bangers and mash

[@jamesrobert680]

“You’re an ex military man who knows better than anyone else; that THE BUCK STOPS THERE!”

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

they dropped paul right in it hoooomygawdd

[@Andrew-el8xi]

Paul would struggle being a cub leader

[@Unicysis]

A cub leader? If a real bear was in front of him, what would he do? Wave a flag at it and hope it stood to attention?

[@howardrowan1871]

This isn't The Apprentice but it is best comedy show going..

[@joehill4173]

James looks like will from the inbetweeners

[@04smallmj]

My god Paul is creepy...

[@Pearly403]

Well he got out fast enough :-) he was only a Lieutenant after all. Unusual to leave the army so early as an officer, he had barely just started :-)

[@racoon965]

If there was ever an advert to not join the army paul is it. Having to take orders that your life can depend on from total knob heads and getting paid fuck all? Can’t think of anything worse.

[@stephenfox6078]

Lyndsey, you thought that deaf kids would benefit from picture cards? How OFFENSIVE can you be? They have a form of communication - SIGN LANGUAGE!

[@mrnaughtycat]

Snake in the grass lol he can talk

[@mrnaughtycat]

Paul Callaghan is a nob buying cheddar cheese and selling it in France lol what a silly man

[@ismaeltheemperor1383]

katy fucking crocodile

[@shloopy5]

I love Vanessa Feltz

[@StrongBalloonChris]

''It can't be as bad as the chicken thing'' xD

[@user-po6uq5yw3i]

Adam is such a liar I don't believe a thing he is saying now- hindsight is a great thing

[@EdgeheadPP]

"Open this end, open this end, tip out the beans....." if both ends were already open....?

[@bradleymilton9372]

If 100 people say your dead LAY DOWN LOL

[@walboyfredo6025]

I would be worried if Lindsey was selected to carry out interviews, it would be evident that she would go in her gut feelings then factual information of the candidates abilities.

[@anthonylewis2080]

Katie Hopkins is one of the most despicable people ever to appear in "The Apprentice"!.

[@robswift008]

that bean can cooker aswell!!! wtf you can buy a bbq for £20

[@declangaming24]

Purpose of the task was to sell quality British products they couldn't even do that they brought a lot of English cheddar cheese and sausages

[@hurricaneblackspark]

If he was on any other series, he would've made the final four at least.

[@comicspaul]

I love the way they always say thanks when they've been fired...oh you've destroyed my idea of a top job...Thanks

[@stinameaner]

comicspaul haha! I think they are meaning "thanks for the oppourtunity"

[@oliprj8676]

If there's a cheese loving nation it's the French. Really? I would have said that was the Dutch 🤣

[@kennywilkinson913]

It was criminal the vote was even that close 😅

[@Massamom]

@HSTHoward It's basically short for "thanks for the opportunity".

[@FACTUNTHJU]

SHE IS PERFECT

[@tedmax6558]

Vanessa Feltz criticising our cheese as being ersatz can Jeff off! The top pack of those cheeses was Applewood cheddar, which is lovely. Not sure what the other ones were, but nothing wrong with Applewood - They should have paired it with some relishes or chutneys, and had a proper burner making savoury crepes etc. Criminal that they threw it all away at the end of the day. You could have made a cheese fondue at least!

[@hurricaneblackspark]

Hmm. Lindsay says she was listening to her teammates, but she just didn't agree with them. Hmm....Don't we all hear something wrong with that statement? XS

[@samwalker3165]

I really liked Vanessa Feltz's comments here hahaha

[@kavstagh]

Ironic that Katie Hopkins complains about people stooping below the belt... @7:49

[@TheA8lee]

As an idea, selling English cheese to the French is not 'terrible;' buying said cheese from a cash 'n' carry is. Had they gone, say, directly to Cheddar Gorge to get the authentic, high-grade produce, that could've worked

[@lordlossize]

what relevance did making a bloody bake bean cooker have to the task? its not like they can sell them for people to then take home and use, because then theyre just selling baked bean cans with sausages beside them!

[@vadimzdonutube]

lordlossize GG he was trying to fry the sausages as quickly as possible without spending a lot of money, which was completely illogical considering that they bought a lot of cheese and couldn't sell much of it

[@Redcoat6650]

8:17 "LOST ME MONEH"

[@declangaming24]

It went down the drain

[@stingray4real]

Paul made a mistake of bringing back Adam and Kristina back to the boardroom and threw them under the bus.

[@solcporter]

If 100 people tell you you're dead, fucking run

[@anthonyk5159]

buying the breezeblock cheese from the cash n carry ahaha

[@renewd]

As Paul gets up from the table after being fired, it is hard not to feel bad for him, as he appears to be completely devastated.

[@memyself717]

Nope

[@giga9955]

Ex military Paul? Let’s be honest. He was probably just a cook or something who believed he was integral to conquering the world

[@magbi9427]

He definitely isn’t much of a cook if his idea of cooking is to attempt to fry some sausages over a candle flame.

[@tonylawlor8833]

That army cheese guy would have been fragged in his first few days in Vietnam, the likes of him throw away the lives of enlisted men with their idiotic behaviour.

[@thebrainiac1]

@HSTHoward they're saying thanks for the opportunity, not for being fired lol.

[@SuperstarSarahx]

@HTSHoward They are saying thanks for the oppurtunity I think :L

[@stepbackandthink]

Lindsey is utterly convinced that Remain won the referendum.

[@udlman]

Does anybody understand why Vanessa Feltz, of all people, is on this programme? She was terrible on the Big Breakfast, her chat show was short lived and she went nuts on BB. But she calls overs "The dampest of possible squibs"? Maybe she should concentrate on her own problems. I know how they could have solved the chicken problem; keep one for the pizzas and give 99 to Vanessa for lunch!