Gordon Ramsay - The Arguments Compilation

Selection of arguments from Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares UK.

[@VD-97]

2:30 *Gordon:* _"Plonker"_ *Chef:* _"Twat"_ Perfect English banter.

[@VD-97]

@Hailee Allen Yeah you're right, he is straightforward, also verbal but his ways really get results out of people.

[@IanPatrickOfficial]

Mr. Chipmunk hahaha

[@joeschmoe1150]

Even as an American, I loved the hell out of that.

[@xDruidxHD]

sexual tension

[@MCshadr217]

It's funny though. if you have potential, and I mean. The real potential to own a great restaurant. He respects it much more, and you'll probably get away with it more than others.

[@dontstealmydecals]

Video in a nutshell: 25% Gordon cussing 25% People yelling at Gordon 50% Gordon staring at people in amazement of how stupid they are.

[@stevenswartz5297]

That's his whole career in a nutshell

[@TheAveragePcGuy]

I mean think about it, half of the population is dumber than someone of average intelligence

[@Silver-Freddy]

JoJo statistics be like

[@TheSFMCreators]

and 100% great banter

[@the__________]

There was that fat head guy

[@duskrush]

These arguments seem a lot more toned down without the bomb defusal music that they play in the US version.

[@FriP_theduck]

US likes drama.

[@Jabba094]

‘Bomb defusal music’ Glorious

[@ropete33]

This is why I prefer the British ones. Much less on the drama.

[@elijosc1963]

I prefer american ones I personally think they are funnier.

[@glassboxfish]

Stovakhiin I like both versions lol the American version is faster and funnier and then British version is slower and more personal

[@sebastianklein9322]

Mad respect for that one lady who said “we’re acting like children, aren’t we?” Only person I’ve ever seen realize they’re acting foolish and do something about it and it’s very respectable.

[@yomama531]

That woman was honestly great in that episode, her husband was a delusional hoarder

[@julianandrews7931]

She only said that to get on Gordon’s good side

[@lieutenantpepper2734]

She broke the 4th wall

[@rat4992]

4:10

[@ciaraneire1]

She was behind the scenes pulling the old boys lanyard the whole episode and then said that to make herself look good.

[@varshkex]

5:24 A rare footage of gordon arguing with cocacola bottle

[@varshkex]

@CRAZY ROBOTS 😃😃Thanks

[@clintclint7673]

dude i thought the same that bottle in sight HAHA

[@varshkex]

@@clintclint7673 🤣🤣

[@jimboramba]

He practices on coke bottles before work

[@davidvarnes7708]

Well, it was a Diet Coke. It was fookin' raw.

[@dawddawds8019]

Arguments in brittish are hilarious. "ouh" "Yea?" "Ouinnh" "...Go on, finish it then" " *go cook a mussel* "

[@jesush.christ5978]

its a shite state of affairs.

[@salvest3rr]

Are you....... taking the piss? You're a foking knob m8 fuk off

[@donaldmack2307]

ritoxic foookin ell

[@maverick6300]

Yohan Scoobuko hahahahahahahahah

[@SethKolbePrefect]

I love english banter. Nothing wrong with it but very entertaining to watch. 😂

[@jazzora]

*Calls Gordon to help the restaurant* Gordon: The food sucks. Them: Don't tell me what to do.

[@MetalD1111]

Jazzora I know right like you asked for help so let him help your restaurant out I love Gordon Ramsay he tells it like it is

[@franzisaryk5965]

David Lankford and it’s not like they didn’t know how he is if they asked for his help they obviously know how he does it

[@MetalD1111]

Franz Isaryk that’s what I’m saying

[@jongaulthero]

"No! No! No! Our food is fine! I've tasted it and all 3 of my friends like it! You're wrong!" "Well, this is how they cook it here. It's supposed to be like that. If it's not made like that, no one will eat it." "Gordon's problem is that he has just never actually tasted REAL authentic (INSERT ETHNIC RACE HERE) food. He's too used to tasting all that fancy foreign stuff." "This was my mother's recipe and my Mother was the best cook in the world! I make it exactly as she used to make it........except I just use different ingredients." Damn, the excuses these idiots have is unreal!!!

[@franzisaryk5965]

TheMajR Payne damn I thought u were being serious for a sec there you got me good one sir

[@rat4992]

He strikes a great balance between pushing buttons, being honest, and giving constructive criticism.

[@JJBerthume]

Ik it's both entertaining and edifying like I feel like he's calling me out to be a better person and I'm here for it like wtf are we here for to dick around? Especially when we have people depending on us notwithstanding that a privileged life is precious nonetheless...

[@seanjackson824]

Well said 💯

[@LTCTTM]

I really admire Gordon for not flaunting the fact that he is a Michelin Star chef. He’s got every reason to argue about how successful he is but he doesn’t.

[@parkerharris4489]

Oshan Wijeratne I keep waiting for him to respond to the question “who the fuck do you think you are?” With a damn good “IM GORDAN FUCKING RAMSAY WHO ARE YOU?”

[@josephmother2659]

I think everyone knows who he is already

[@SantomPh]

it is very self evident. His new Lucky Cat restaurant is shite thogh

[@vriskacircuit2885]

He Is humble

[@aydandeadpool3564]

He just says im a chef not a star chef respect

[@jaharned1]

There is so much more tension here with the uncut and lack of music.

[@markuskruger4789]

jaharned1 this is so much better than the one in the US because it seems so much more real

[@thefreshgreenbeast6458]

*Alex H.* *It would sound more annoying with the music.*

[@freshfishonly]

that's the main difference between UK and US television. At least it used to be

[@charliethemaddawg]

No need for the music to provide an audible mind block to hearing pure arguing and tension, which is frankly more entertaining. Just like a candy bar in the US has more chemicals and preservatives than the same candy bar from the UK. Same difference with Gordon's show.

[@Radioactivepaladin0703]

The music ruins it..

[@n0rm3nv4rg5]

Gordon swearing without the over dramatic music is strangely ASMR.

[@bisexellence__]

WAIT. SWEAR TO THE ANCESTORS I thought I was the only one! 😩🤣

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

Gordon Ramsay enters your house and criticizes your food ASMR now.

[@miriameclipse7953]

I agree

[@thorodinson7860]

i fell asleep to this with a smile on my RAW FUCKING FACE

[@julidee_]

💀

[@sirgallant5000]

15:30 I love this scene, it's not Gordon's place, but he's there, his name is attached to it and he looks ashamed. He knows the customer is right and he's not just going "oh, that's not my fault, I'm just making a TV show here", he's taking it and taking the responsibility. Legend.

[@sassoakaron2811]

Thought it was the start of a sketch when that long haired man walked in haha

[@evilduck44]

And then when he says at 16:25 “you’re gonna run off and start smoking again” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goose300183]

@@evilduck44"Let's stop the embarrassment further"

[@businessman7336]

This was a classy moment. Within the setting, he respects the customer regardless of his level of personal responsibility for their experience.

[@brandonchapman2525]

What was the customer saying though?

[@kaitlynvantienhoven8355]

"For as long as I've got a hole in my butt, big boy." I just can't XD

[@daywalker3068]

ik haha

[@barristanselmy2758]

+Majora Every time someone lies to me i always say that line.

[@brazilianwavement8861]

I have just spitted the beer when i heard that oh lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jd1ify]

i agree bro

[@i.m.4044]

@@brazilianwavement8861 Spat*

[@MertHacks]

"Please be so kind, to remove the apricot from the mashed potatoe.." "Now u r being foken sarcastic" God I laughed my lungs out, this is hilarious!

[@johnvianni8709]

MertHacks 8

[@godlessbanana6946]

Ive read ur comment exactly the time they were saying it :D

[@raikoshoturday11]

I’m dying 😂😂😂 the face of the guy is really priceless

[@SantomPh]

Supposed to be SWEET potato damn it

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

I fucking love that guy

[@WetCiggizz]

I love how “passive aggressive” English arguments are

[@CrasherX2000]

Red-Eyed- Ranger while the American arguments have everyone screaming and yelling

[@SolaceAmv]

That shit is annoying AF

[@hardcoredoom5892]

It comes from kissing the Royal Family’s ass. The English have to keep their tongues in their cheeks, but that’s what makes their lingo so clever.

[@I_Get_Computers_Puting]

They're the best cause Gordon goes straight down the pipe with his arguments. He leaves no room for misunderstandings.

[@llewodcm20]

@@hardcoredoom5892 interesting theory

[@alextrose7]

"For as long as I've got a hole in my butt big boy those f'ing potatoes have been in the deep fat fryer." LMAO that line absolutely killed me!!! Sometimes Gordon effortlessly spouts some pure gold! Lol

[@louisyork1894]

He’s one of the funniest dudes I ever heard. Everything he says makes me just lose it. Love that guy

[@diamondkonk1196]

“ p l o n k e r” “T w a t”

[@DarlingNikki2]

That entire exchange had me wheezing with laughter! They were arguing like brothers or something LOL!

[@_ChaosDragQueen_2009]

@@diamondkonk1196 eugh. Eugh. Yea? Eugh! 🤣🤣

[@ranker4]

You can't win against Gordon at arguments. Mediocrity can't defeat experience.

[@celestinac1105]

The guy at 1:39-2:30 came pretty close tho! Haha

[@JohnSmith-yi9cp]

@@celestinac1105 he was funny ashell

[@Dennis4523]

You can win an argument with Gordon , if it’s not about food

[@danielhenderson762]

@@celestinac1105 i agree. He hadn't cooked a mussel before, the convo should have ended right there but Gordon kept at it. Good on him for standing up for himself in my opinion. Also 5:30 has a point, maybe he does deserve to be spoken to like a normal person instead of just mouthing off

[@thomasbrown938]

@@celestinac1105 plonker

[@DRDINOMEOW]

"ILL SHOUT THEN ILL CALM DOWN, now i've shouted and now ill start to calm down." i need to use this when im in an argument

[@FraeuleinSunshine]

😂

[@chaoticgood4897]

DR DINOMEOW now let us put it to the test

[@chaoticgood4897]

DR DINOMEOW U sUcK

[@sprycmg]

Making yourself aware of your hoghtened sensitivety and actively acknowledging your irrationality in an argument is a very effective de escalation strategy I use it sometimes when I can

[@Dektoonics_inc.]

You forgot the dick part

[@MatmoeLP]

14:26 drink everytime Gordon slaps his hand on his thigh after finnishing a sentence

[@thesmartone8149]

Fumpf I heard at least 8 lol

[@ryanscattergood373]

I heard 12

[@sararamonajohansson]

Hahahaha I'd end up in the ICU

[@LiTTLeDizZyUriNe]

“Cook a mussel” “no, u”

[@earthisflat9067]

It would have taken under 5 minutes to do that from cleaning to plate. Why not just show him?

[@sloppytoppy8069]

Lmaooo😂

[@sloppytoppy8069]

Earth is Flat after someone disrespecting me like that I wouldn’t teach them to do shit

[@richardlynch8009]

@@sloppytoppy8069 Ramsay attacks everyone. He deserves respect? Even Michelin took back stars. They didn't take enough.

[@richardlynch8009]

He has said some of the stupidest things about food I've ever heard in my life. Example: hummus doesn't go with pumpkin. It does if you do it right. "Why is cooked food next to raw!" That whole statement is fucked. Why is there cooked food in the fridge? He has fuck-million stars and he needs to ask that question? He is a dolt. Cooked food you MIGHT put in the fridge is hard-boiled eggs. Soups. Sauces. Meat? Are you fucking kidding me.

[@DruovanniDefoe]

UK Version shits all over the US Version... It's way more raw and realistic, and the fights are genuine...

[@papayer]

raw RAW S H I T

[@ChickenFingers42]

IT'S *FUCKING* RAW!

[@FireFist5000]

Druovanni Defoe Shut up

[@michaelcolello2735]

True, but the American version is authentically DERP

[@ChillGuySammy]

@@FireFist5000 why should he shut up? Fuck yourself

[@max_op64072]

" *Plonker, TWAT* " I love this moment

[@I_Get_Computers_Puting]

He died by the way.

[@ნნნნნნ-უ8ლ]

what is twat?

[@Metjammer]

@@ნნნნნნ-უ8ლ Where you come from..

[@ST-cv4vn]

Gordon: "gives constrictive criticism" STOP HARASSING ME!!!!!!!

[@adirblazkowics7717]

Lmao without all the music, this shit's actually pretty damn seriously intense

[@lieutenantpepper2734]

It’s even better

[@yourtimehascome8914]

Some scenes feel like a movie without the music🤣

[@sprayarm]

Yeah 10x better than the US version.

[@ddbangtannim2270]

Exactly

[@stuartmiller4363]

It feels more natural.

[@Kappadee91]

I realize watching this that people just can't understand what Gordon Ramsay trying to teach them, they just see a man screaming and swearing with a very harsh attititude and they get upset and scared. They don't see underneath, a very few actually does it. He's REALLY passionate about what he doing and he just not fuck around. That's the difference between a successful man like Gordon and these people.

[@Kappadee91]

Gordon is a hustler. These people are full of shit.

[@heayawnkim7892]

He never sugar coats anything and is blunt

[@ryans413]

He not a pushover that's why he's like that

[@mrwolf31]

You are telling me you believe that this show is for real? TV show is for real? LOL Nice IQ you got there.. lol

[@Buzzyboyish]

It's FUCKING, RAW!

[@albsmalbs]

"Customers can hear you" yeah because the intense sound effects aren't playing over their voices lol

[@CiroAmc]

albonatious21 Customahs can hey you!

[@ryansusanka7462]

I love how the guy starts laughing when Gordon calls that guy “Mr. Chipmunk” at 5:57

[@moriah93ohio]

I had to rewind it cause I didn’t notice it before lol 😂

[@daveynorton]

I love that part

[@wynnpham6572]

Person: I refuse to be harassed and insulted Gordon: incredible

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

Devil Man live action "Then he died" "Incredible"

[@doctoraugustuskwembe]

Fake and a Bimbo, there's always porn for girls like her that are air heads.

[@helco2856]

Lol business doesn't care about how you feel

[@dsdsmitty2]

They don't censor in the UK and I love it.

[@terminalcreature1560]

Except at 19:17 LOL Owner dropped the N bomb on camera!

[@metalbrain5169]

Terminal Creature I think tv censorship mistook the word nickers for the other word. (Nickers is British for pants if you were wondering)

[@terminalcreature1560]

@@metalbrain5169 "You stupid silly little *knicker*!" LOL, I dunno if they misheard him.

[@birdman1200]

@@terminalcreature1560 didn't he say "cunt"?.

[@ManalMet]

I think also because you won’t be able to use any footage at all lol

[@mango7577427]

watching ramsay vs british people is more satisfying

[@raphfelix6305]

Gordon Ramsay has said that he thinks Americans to have thicker skin. or just more complacent. Brits are more prone to bite back at times. I do love the uncensored version lot better.

[@itsdan722]

​@@raphfelix6305no Americans are just more submissive lol

[@mrgogetit8301]

“You’re more laid back than an ironing board”🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Even the chef had to laugh at that one🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[@ddjenai12]

"Would you be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato."

[@Wolf-os9yu]

Diane DeVos love it hahaha

[@scribese7en]

"You see, now you're bein' a foken sarcast-"

[@HarshNerf]

@@scribese7en he had a point tho, he was screwing with him

[@SegaDream131]

I don't know which one offends the other more, the mashed potato or the fruit.....

[@captainham1511]

Karan Harsh Wardhan Yes, but what chef gets defensive about apricots in their mashed potatoes?

[@TerminalLanceOfficial]

*grabs notebook* learning some new phrases here

[@vindicator05]

Like: "fucking Mister Chipmunk in the fucking corner over there"? ;)

[@pgplaysvidya]

"as long as i've got a hole in my butt"

[@9321spiderman]

lol, clunker and twat was pretty funny words to hear from 2 british accents

[@davidsnow1552]

"You're more laid back than an iron board "

[@Mason-rs7is]

Weston Dennis “fuck off to the book shop and read about ________ and then talk to me “

[@shanebanzet7205]

"As long as I've got a hole in my butt big boi" 😂

[@pslim68]

I'm dead!!!!! 😂

[@SR-rc4on]

Shane Banzet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noconsequence4486]

Sounded like an invitation

[@SR-rc4on]

No Consequence...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@criminallyautistic8372]

God bless this beautiful man

[@omidnorozi5921]

I think he writes insults at night like a comedian so he be ready for the show.

[@jraymond1988]

2:12 - 2:32 is the most stereotypically British sequence I can ever think of.

[@keytarkrazy12]

"Clonker" "Twat" LMAOOO so true

[@countmontecristo7066]

Derek mmm...clonker????

[@jraymond1988]

I thought it was "plonker"

[@keytarkrazy12]

Abe Laban hahaha how the fuck would I know

[@truthwillprevail.7213]

Derek listen you plonker.

[@gepliprl8558]

that "plunker - twat" just kills me.

[@g137589]

Gepli LR yeeeeeee

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

Gepli PLR Still the guy had the best reaction. "I'm gonna shout like a dick, then calm down!"

[@NICK666565]

Plonker!

[@benchambers9775]

Plonker not plunker you uncultured twat

[@vindicator05]

Just another average British conversation :D

[@Luis-fk2fj]

8:54 camera switching to the glass for Gordon's pov is brilliant. I love the UK version.

[@nia.d33]

the bloke at 2:00 is fucking hilarious honestly i admire his honesty. He knows he getting rattled but is trying his hardest to keep reasonable. One of the silliest funniest most British arguments filmed.

[@b5Bart]

10 seconds beforein the full video gordon asks him "you pulling my plonker?" When the chef told him hed never cooked a mussle..

[@Derna1804]

If Gordon Ramsay had negotiated Brexit, the EU would have left the UK.

[@untergehermuc]

Well, tbh this will happen on Halloween…

[@terminalcreature1560]

He's one of the few good things from England. It would help if he started a show where he tries to fix a crumbling country before it becomes a third world one.

[@doctordarkness100]

@@terminalcreature1560 I mean gordon ramsay has that vibe around him where had times been different he would have been the ruler of a small to medium country with a very competent government.

[@Rhodiac]

@@doctordarkness100 There's still time...

[@Liberty_Freedom_Brotherhood]

Terminal Creature *Scotland

[@uncleiroh6127]

In 2020 I'm calling everybody a plonker

[@Flipindabird23]

Same; twat

[@Shockzone1495]

Pleb

[@davidezaia7331]

Same man

[@Shockzone1495]

@Get Nae Nae'd WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SOLDIER?

[@Shockzone1495]

@Get Nae Nae'd AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@MJ27129]

-PLONKER!!! -TWAT!!!! I died on that part hahaha

[@RandomNoisyBoy]

OUTRAGEOUZ thirsty ass

[@solismax65]

OUTRAGEOUZ hitting on someone on KZbin lmao that’s a first

[@MJ27129]

@@solismax65 *it was time for Thomas to leave.. He has seen all..* Smh 😂😂

[@albertpetrovichiii]

I will say that MJ is pretty beautiful, tho. That is all, I'm out. ✌✌✌ Later, f*cks.

[@CLSmith411]

Gordon: "REMOVE THE APRICOT FROM THE MASHED POTATO" Chef: "stop yelling!!!" Gordon: "Please remove the apricot from the mashed potato" Chef: "stop being sarcastic!!!"

[@johnwickson5036]

lol 😂

[@sumthingwikked4257]

What a prick... I'd pay my life for calm Ramsay and he got it for free only to piss on it like a urinal cake. There's street vendors selling Bindi Badji in guano bowls with more culinary talent than a grease boy in a local pub, and Andy Apricot should ask them for his job back.

[@shortsweet8563]

"Mr. Chipmunk in the corner..." that whole part had me!!😂😂😂😂

[@juancardona3886]

Lmao same. 💀

[@jimmylittle9393]

One of my favourite episodes...the chef later moved to a new restaurant and got fired for stealing cheques.

[@Buttington_Headerson]

That spray tan looking blonde was kinda cute

[@dash4786]

Lmao! I love how he says "you understand!" And glares at him lol

[@bryanprime3438]

@@jimmylittle9393 Oh I would've reported him to the police for that

[@HereForAStorm]

Even British arguments are so much classier than American arguments.

[@BoogsAccount]

Because we as Americans resort to yelling and screaming and bullshit when we're wrong, and we try to be right.

[@jacobleb420]

The Doctor Worm Yeah, but Americans also love to fight, and arguments often turn ugly fast. They're the most war hungry country in the world.

[@Blinkstash]

To me, British and Americans are like peas and carrots.Both of them have the bloods in their hands.

[@BranMan10]

+ronjon83 why do people always compare British people to Americans?

[@l0nelydude]

+Docter Zaius You must not pay attention to the news then.

[@WehrmachtBunny]

I don't understand why people won't take the once in a lifetime experience to learn from the best chef in the world.

[@coltontuckerclark4042]

Teydom Bomb ego.

[@avelinocr]

He doesn't teach shit, he asks for changes people are not competent enough to accomplish and curses them when they fail. This is a TV show, the only aim they got is to entertain, not save the world.

[@evilfrenzy4888]

OhCmon lol ask him to teach you and he will treat you the same way it’s call criticism, you don’t need to be taught since you already know you just gotta he criticized in the areas you lack skill in, so that you can improve. It’s not about teaching you dumb idiots 😂😂

[@evilfrenzy4888]

OhCmon they are lazy chefs and all Ramsay is trying to do is make them more active by making them realize their own mistakes

[@tristanrodriguez3098]

EvIL FRENZY by calling them useless dumbasses and shouting and insulting? Right constructive criticism

[@beasy8991]

"I arrived and I thought it was actually quite a stunning, intimate little place... then the food arrived." 👎🏾 *womp-womp*

[@miura25yearsago52]

*Ramsay: go on and cook a musell* *Other chef: uno reverse card* *Ramsay: ...*

[@MagicalGooch]

Lmfaoo

[@aasaphrocky]

Miura marley time stamp please

[@lancehandy6648]

"You're more laid back than an iron board." Wow. Whitty, intelligent AND funny. That might be the best insult I've ever heard.

[@JasonweedQ3]

😂👍🏻

[@akechetasavage7658]

That is pretty good but my favorite is when he says in an hk episode “one more word about the cameras I will shove a fucking go pro up your fucking ass so you see how shit you are”

[@Olive_Green604]

I fucking love UK versions of reality tv shows. That dramatic, loud, unnecessary background music blasting on American shows ruins the "reality" of the whole thing. Everything's a big Hollywood production.

[@zachmakesgames]

That's neat, but in my opinion many British reality shows are incredibly boring since it involves people just talking with nothing going on. I'm really not a big fan of British reality shows.

[@ehmiguel7602]

ZachADaMan great sleeping material.

[@danielnewman3428]

@@zachmakesgames your watching the wrong British Reality TV then my friend

[@demiurgeobzen327]

"Eh KNOW GyarDON!" Haha that bald dude was ULTRA French

[@avalucia6039]

I just heard him say that when I saw this comment and died. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@minty445325]

I'd be pissed too if people asked for my help then shit all over everything I did.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

School in a nutshell.

[@MetalD1111]

I know right it’s like why did you give Gordon a call to help in the first place

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Why do you think nobody cares for anyone's suffering these days? Hard to yank one out the fire they refuse to sit up from!

[@nickolasroig7360]

I’d pay this man to yell at me while I cooked

[@emmvold]

The Pope or when I pick up the junk food 😂

[@jorjee9]

👏👏👏 well played

[@jimboramba]

Yes it would be such an honor lol I've said the same thing. If I was super rich I'd pay Gordon to teach me how to cook and tell him to not hold back with the insults.

[@JessFredericks-om5ee]

Haha! Same!

[@elscruffomcscruffy8371]

Working in a kitchen, or construction site, you hear some cracking insults and Comebacks.

[@RainbowPuschel]

"Are you smokeing?" "Yes." "That's disgusting"

[@phillup2117]

15:37 For those who were wondering

[@CrasherX2000]

That’s fucking hilarious

[@buhzdryvuh]

No smoking, Karen

[@shiroakira3110]

*smoking*

[@garbygarb31]

It's spelled smoking you stupid

[@ededdundeady6683]

5:33 the way he backs off of Gordon. gold.

[@caesarplaysgames]

7:48 Anglo-Saxons to William the Conqueror before the Battle of Hastings, 1066

[@westernpolitix]

"Don't judge me like that or I will fucking take Witan Ceaster"

[@umi6817]

one of the greatest comments ever to be honest

[@saimahusnain596]

Words no human being wound think to ever hear: "Pls be so kind to remove the apricot from the mashed potato"

[@Trapsarentgay133]

Saima Husnain and it’s a cutting statement

[@ALLMETAL1970]

@@Trapsarentgay133 and sarcastic

[@Warzulu77]

And some people think he’s being unreasonably harsh

[@ericostling4727]

😂😂😂

[@nealpatel4255]

A contestant on Come Dine with Me had put apricot in mash. The guests were that peed off with the two together.

[@masterkronos5297]

Gordon: "You're more laid back than an ironing board."

[@guyshafor1320]

😄 what does that even mean? Are ironing boards in the UK really slack or something?

[@CrasherX2000]

Guy Shafor bro, ironing boards are flat as shit

[@Ryanvondrake]

Does he know what a ironing board is?

[@guyshafor1320]

@@CrasherX2000 Right, providing a rigid and stable surface. I'm not seeing the connection between flat and laid back/lazy. Someone get Gordo on the phone, we need to workshop this.

[@uirkiiioioo]

@@guyshafor1320 lol you ever seen an ironing board?

[@ImmrtlPhnx]

19:51 time-stamped so I can always come back for a good laugh

[@slappyslapslap3692]

I love how Brits argue... one makes an accusation and the other repeats the accusation... YOUR DELUSIONAL!! DELUSIONAL? I'M DELUSIONAL?

[@jasonjd84]

Better than the dumb Americans, who reply to "You're in denial" with "I'm not in denial!" showing how in denial they are.

[@a.j.duncan2050]

@@jasonjd84 Both examples are equally dumb.

[@smellyshart442]

@@jasonjd84 better than? Both are literally the same

[@firingallcylinders2949]

7:48...the British when the French helped the Americans during the Revolution

[@WickedPhase]

FiringallCylinders Your comment made my day lmao

[@robdogg11]

This is gold

[@GamingWithNikolas]

Yesssss

[@johnathonhaikilla5109]

That was so good man well put

[@huzzzer6083]

I'm dying reading through these comments

[@elizabethmarie5269]

it's so british I love it

[@thehighfive1749]

He's Scottish

[@GirEland89]

+The High Five Scottish people are British the last time I checked...smh

[@Spherehead123]

+Vinit Trivedi You're just naming every English, Scottish, and Welsh citizens as British. Its like you're naming an American a "Western".

[@Spherehead123]

TL;DR ;) An indescribable long response makes it iffy.

[@mikeh996]

or Canadian, Argentinian, Brazilian....American

[@newdayhustle]

19:51 Gordon Ramsay has never made me laugh but I lost it here 🤣🤣

[@Sourcy]

5:55 Gordon's insult is so good even one of the members of the staff laughed, jesus, Gordon is an infinite perfect insult machine

[@karievsthewrld]

Sourcy 🤣 I’m rolling after that

[@TheDarkLordK]

😂😂😂

[@daveynorton]

If you look closely Mr. Chipmunk is trying to hold his laugh in too

[@heartoffire8481]

*Gordon Ramsey for president*

[@davidruter7101]

Heart Fire yesd

[@rescuekuck5070]

Heart of Fire America is fucking RAW

[@RazorSharp369]

Of the world 🌍🌎🌏🌐🗺

[@jeremiahmorales1752]

Hell yeah

[@Yahovahs_Angel]

So true!!! 😂😂😂

[@Weeeest246]

“As long as there’s a hole in my butt these potatoes have been in the fryer”

[@colethriamckinley6208]

My favorite line! And I'm using it from here on out!🤣🤣😎

[@knarfhglahaneerg2024]

Well after Sean's hot wings I think he has 2

[@taylorglover73]

I literally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂

[@nealpatel4255]

What's wrong with potatoes being in the fryer? That's how they're meant to cooked but he obviously cooked the lot too early and ended up being soggy. Therefore they should have been cooked to order.

[@Weeeest246]

@@nealpatel4255 absolutely nothing

[@brandonmcgrew4367]

This is such a great compilation. Thank you for this!! The absolute best part of watching Ramsay is when he’s laying into someone😂😂😂😂😂

[@acotbc]

The arguments with the mussels guy and the smoking lady never fail to cheer me up. It's so refreshing without the obnoxious music that infects the US version of the show. It works on HK for some reason but not on KN.

[@alwayscrispy666]

You know on top of the annoying music and sound effects, I noticed that Hells Kitchen US baits the shit out of us at the end of every episode. They make it seem like something drastically is gonna happen on the next episode and it never does or if it's related its not nearly half as bad as the way they make it seem.

[@SweetieOpaline]

EUNNNGGG

[@maxwellbarnhart1375]

@@alwayscrispy666 exactly, American TV networks treat their viewers (us Americans) like idiots. Mindless entertainment. As if we're babies that require shiny keys to be dangled above our heads to stay interested in anything. The tides will turn though. Normal people are turned off by that style of editing.

[@KowitaG]

"Mr Chipmunk" I lost my shit there

[@chownful]

"As long as I have a hole in my butt..." that's the first time i've heard that phrase...

[@krisphung88]

+chownful hahaha get it. because he will always have a hole in his ass

[@zookacchi]

And soon to follow it up with "big boy". XD

[@siriusagar338]

+chaoseye wtf lol

[@miarubyy]

Not my first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@StudentoftheABC]

15:20 an absolute legend

[@SocialistFinn1]

This is why I love the UK version. No censoring, no over dramatic fake scripted scenes and Gordon screams more.

[@SocialistFinn1]

Also I love these arguments with their British accents :D

[@YanVidz]

5:24 I can’t stop laughing when I think Gordon is insulting this coke bottle

[@AbyssalPlague]

"Zero doesn't taste like *REGULAR FUCKING COKE!* YOU DONKEY!"

[@luismatias5985]

Bottle was diet and wasnt even full. Swear foo be trying to half ass everything even his coke bottle life

[@XJDesigns1]

Why are the subtitles in the comment section?

[@silly_pigeon]

Underrated comment

[@iiiiiieye]

stfu

[@silly_pigeon]

+Nootropix I'll slap you knave.

[@lmperlum]

+Flowey The Propane Salesman ayyy.

[@kneelsonn]

+cd257 hahahah nice

[@chriscraven9335]

15:20: love this interrupter, got me cracking the hell up😆

[@Mazloum1000]

the guy that casually walks in the kitchen at 15:18 and destroys them, scripted or not I'm in tears. hhahaha

[@alwayscrispy666]

Dude came in through a time machine from 1776.

[@williamruhmshottel9403]

Your pub is shite

[@lorip.4497]

Hahaha he's great!

[@zheendelo9772]

15:21 *thats when Isaac Newton came in*

[@johnobrien1528]

Thats Sir Isaac to you

[@MrMowky]

@@johnobrien1528 😂

[@nawrfsideshawty]

GETTTTT OUUTT LMAOOO FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY

[@DamnitBobbeh2399]

They’ve got a 70 year old woman with them

[@lois1677]

I almost died laughing. That's all i wanted to say

[@Jerrongamereview]

I would pay lots of money to see Gordon Ramsay and Joe Pesci insult eachother

[@Walruswhale]

+Mōmoku no pesci would win

[@Deadpool69ftw]

+Mōmoku no I'd add extra to add Dennis Leary to the mix

[@Walruswhale]

denis leary is a fucking HACK

[@TheAgentmigs]

+Mōmoku no ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

[@icansmellyou7440]

+OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP YES YES DO IT YES

[@bull3t209]

7:48 😂 the way it cuts away after he says it just makes it 1000x better

[@1260451]

"You don't have to be so rude" *turn away and leave Literally every winning argument with a girl was depicted there.

[@dreamcast13]

every time

[@JustinJTime]

+[WDS]Gerino YUUUUUUP! :D

[@KeithRoberts]

Yup! When you're used to constant entitlement, being treated like everybody else feels like an insult.

[@GunTech]

Well, basically you could just go around town treating every woman you see like shit, if that's your thing. As long is nobody is nearby, you won't get beaten to a pulp. And then you could say you won all of the arguments with the girls.

[@yourarchnemesis8453]

pathetic white knight found ^

[@tropic3368]

Wait. The 20 minutes is already over?

[@karievsthewrld]

Tropic felt pretty short tbh

[@Religious_man]

Yes, and now it continues on to 30, 40, 50, etc. Such as life. :)

[@ཞŋıąıཞ]

Tim fondiggle, *_Everyday. We stray further from God._*

[@timfondiggle2582]

@@ཞŋıąıཞ Yes we do, and it feels great.

[@ཞŋıąıཞ]

Tim fondiggle I-

[@justinmorgan4568]

@ 1:40 I always love this scene cus I swear those two argue like they're brothers or best friends haha.

[@kelsey2181]

It really warms my heart

[@ayyylmao101]

Honestly felt like I was at home 😂

[@nikoraasu6929]

yEAuH? OEuH?

[@tweeshrew]

We're English, we love and hate each other too much

[@luvondarox]

They were like siblings for a moment. It was glorious.

[@CrawDad669]

The world needs more people like this, people be on way too much bullshit these days

[@ItsOver9000000]

"You're more laid back than a fucking iron board." I love this man XD

[@bastiaan0741]

British Ramsey: slightly annoyed about this chaps... American Ramsey: YOU DONKEYS! GET OUT!!!!

[@merrickmoore3487]

19:51 “EEEEAAAAH! That was you grunting, like a troll!”

[@Sharingan5689]

Merrick Moore Girls dying behind him lol

[@aquamarinequeen1951]

Best part in my opinion

[@Sharingan5689]

AquamarineQueen Me too

[@Angelica_Rodriguez39]

I love how the servers behind him were just dying laughing

[@WalkingOnDaStarz]

**slap** EEEAAA EEEAAA That part had me belly-laughing

[@djchaiwallah]

@15:19 The best moment in all of Kitchen Nightmares

[@KittyCatCarson]

He’s got the respect to bow his head and listen to it too, fuckin love Ramsay

[@willrisher6049]

I’d be scared af to even make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[@kawonarnold5505]

Gordon Ramsay voice the peanut butter is raw u donkey

[@Killing_Edge]

He takes a bite,"It's shit. The peanut butter tastes frozen."

[@butthead6841]

You forgot to cut the crust...! You fucking.. idiot!

[@moonlighthunter5421]

The bread is moldy! The peanut butter is overly oily! The jelly is fucking frozen! You DONKEY!!

[@hardcoredoom5892]

“Is this Skippy? Fuck yourself. I’ll buy you a ticket so you can fuck off back to your bedroom.”

[@AndroidVageta1]

Gordon is such a badass.

[@Killswitch_550]

An OG Badass

[@SatoshiKong]

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO FRANCE

[@bluegiant13]

plonker: the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usually a homeless person or poor person. today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. It's not even seen as an insult, it's like calling someone a wally. It's in no way meant maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid. bob - why didn't my food cook? john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

[@NaijaGal35]

Soo...what's a wally?

[@Rocklegend953]

I thought plonker was slang for dick

[@anyexpat]

@@NaijaGal35 Similar to a twat, or a cross between a twat and a numpty

[@ChrisZ70]

The American term it would most closely translate to is "dork," then.

[@zaidshah4535]

@@anyexpat whats a numpty then???

[@girl123interrupted]

“Stop shouting, you’re just going to run off and start smoking” 😂😂

[@jamiekagemori1299]

Us: Dramatic music every five minutes, stupid music, terrible editing Uk: FEELS NATURAL DONT IT? AND IM AMERICAN

[@12061988]

every five mins? every five SECONDS!! the camera jump cuts are the worst for me!

[@mattsmith7818]

I love the English terms or insults he used like “bullocks” or “Plonker”

[@xoxo-pp7ru]

Or "Plank" 😹💀

[@jeremiahpierce8267]

Twat

[@XtZBane]

*bollocks.

[@dheritagememory603]

Pillock!!!

[@melissawright1979]

Sod 😅

[@calvinogden9127]

15:20 a man who finally caught Gordon slacking, you can see the awe on his face

[@appelsappie8736]

"Absolute load of shite"

[@moriah93ohio]

I’m so happy someone mentioned that. “And as for you” 😂

[@four-twenty4205]

Pisser 🤣

[@strongestunited]

the customer is always right

[@vlmoo.4065]

“Like a troll looking for your spanner.” - I freaking died.- 😂🤣😂🤣

[@michaeliii6250]

Jesus Christ is the British version so much better than the American.

[@johnobrien1528]

Name one American thing better than the British???

[@johnobrien1528]

Maybe ask your Hebrew sky wizard??

[@johnobrien1528]

@Eric Rivera...rimshot..

[@Pat_Mc_Garry]

@Eric Rivera Ouchies

[@colonelspicymustard]

John O'Brien weather

[@Razer5542]

'Stop shouting' 'I'm not shouting!' *Proceeds to shout*

[@mac_attack_zach]

5:55 "Mr. Chipmunk" Lmao this is too true man didn't even brush his hair before he came to work

[@jasonjd84]

The kitchen porter on the side shitting himself laughing makes it even better.

[@technomage6736]

Omg that last clip was great with those chicks cracking up 😆