Tarkov Used To Be Better

[@GeneralSam]

quickly threw this together today. It's my last bit of tarkov footage and I wanted to use it before wipe. Idk about you guys but this shit needs to wipe asap, shoulda wiped months ago. Late wipe tarkov is worse than late-wipe rust hands down.

[@BOUNCY700]

Thanks dad

[@mrsainzx5639]

Cool wip 😫

[@candyflpp5908]

What’s your thoughts on keemstar?

[@mitours5612]

GIB WIPE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[@lute8057]

late wipe tarkov is a shit show

[@it_aint_me9081]

"Are you braindead?" as if that needed to even be asked at this point

[@kelvinosei6368]

@juggalotryhard Bloodybeasty 🥵🥵

[@Irrelevant530]

The amount of corn syrup Sam ingested in Gusher Coom made sure of that.

[@ImJusChilin]

Especially after drinking all that gusher coom

[@Scruffulufugus]

Not even 20 seconds in and Sam is already bullying his friends and team killing. He's really starting to streamline his content.

[@edwingonzalez7691]

Didn't he have a ridiculous fever in that first clip?

[@wonder4603]

Edwin Gonzalez he did lol

[@joshuamckean9716]

You’re right, I love it.

[@camrum7445]

Scruffulufugus lmao

[@KurtwithKnives]

@@wonder4603 nnknko OP o

[@AquaFPS]

why do you have all those pictures of my dad?

[@Pestily]

He has even more of my mom...

[@kevinmiller5051]

Hey look, my 3 favorite Tarkov players all in one place. Keep up the good work dudes.

[@evanalsobrook9991]

Do you wanna wear cool clothes?

[@Brisingrr_]

@@Pestily Pestily typing mom instead of mum who is this imposter

[@matthewtyree3936]

You are my favorite creator thank you for all the content

[@golliggllo23]

Killing your teammates is the real end game At least that's what they tell me once im dead

[@egMagiK]

@Mshark The biggest

[@MrImmortal709]

The game was rigged from the start

[@darthgaunt2418]

Wala wala ting tang

[@harbl99]

And taking their kit and wearing it in the next game, daring them to say anything. This is the true endgame. Truly the devs think of everything.

[@golliggllo23]

@@egMagiK Hello there

[@williamglass2223]

That opening. His buddy burnt Stalltt in Hunt: Showdown, and now Sam put him down without even an attosecond of hesitation. Stalltt can’t catch a break with Sam.

[@karlturner5678]

To be fair, Stalltt was being a total brainlet in that hunt video

[@killiaslo1601]

you didnt watch the whole hunt video? Sam explained that he had been trolling Stalt all night but only would record his reactions. It's fair to say they are very close friends so I would not overthink it.

[@camp2192]

Sam tags his teammates faster than he tags enemies. Looks like those training lessons payed off after all!

[@farmergallow]

"die a rat or live long enough to see yourself become the chad" - Sam General A.D. 253

[@DaKdawg]

2020 just doesn't stop does it...damn...

[@roadtoawesomenessxd]

Honeybadgers for the win.

[@awarn38]

@@roadtoawesomenessxd Honeybadgers are just mid life crisis chads

[@smorch]

Best quote of the generation

[@mrsheep8455]

Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

[@yeboi5478]

My wife's boyfriends black son showed me this video

[@tommeakin1732]

All of our ancestors have died for this moment and it couldn't make me happier

[@giankromer5264]

Okuyasu wtf

[@Chridfer]

I bet he had grey eyes

[@cenahater5002]

Legendary comment

[@coler4188]

Aint this wacky

[@gregshekelstein544]

Nice job in the beginning Sam, by using your Jewish magic to infuriate Stallt, it sent him into a frenzy, clouding his judgement, and allowing you to snatch his valuables before he came to his senses. From one rat to another, Bravo.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

There is no such thing as friends, just extra pockets.

[@fourayes1655]

TheSaviorOfSouls and meat shields

[@TheMemeSharky]

"What is the significance of six million?" -bizzle 8:17

[@GeneralSam]

I can't stand his revisionist attitude. I only keep him as a friend with the hopes that I might be able to make him see the error of his ways

[@TheMemeSharky]

@@GeneralSam Well with a friend like yourself, maybe we can reform him. Can't wait for the next wipe video 👌

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

@@GeneralSam he keeps talking about the fuckin smokestacks of birkenau

[@tonyr2365]

@@GeneralSam Hey - Stalin was bad too you know.

[@heresie]

@@GeneralSam let me tell you about those wooden doors

[@SanctusHD]

"It took fighting boss scav on this game to understand the plight of women." -General Ratmaster, 2020

[@smorch]

tarkov doing good for the world lol

[@bigpapao8889]

Sam, now equipped with the knowledge of Staltts location, makes haste to achieve the rat attack of all rat attacks

[@acefromwithin2079]

That pfp is questionable

[@FatRefrigerator]

Listening to Sam say “fuckin wipe already” while sitting on the toilet was a surreal experience.

[@Yoshimitsu696]

The Year Of The Rat. Fitting.. Given that we are all trapped in cramp spaces.

[@jaronabbott3469]

👏🏻

[@davidj3841]

And tjat there's a plague and all

[@Disarmedaxe1]

im convinced that the fuel tank at 6:34 was bait

[@WheelbarrowTim]

My first thought too. I love the idea that somebody got the idea from watching the Bait Bag clip and then used it on Sam.

[@bloobeeblah]

The spite economy is gone when everyone has everything.

[@SpaceMissile]

this is why the man tries to keep us down

[@kabalanstef9636]

The problem I see is that everyone gets guns into the game by looting, but no guns or gear are take out of the game, so inflation sets în.

[@dub3r5]

2:35 *Solider is on the ground loosing blood* “haha gotcha, you’re so stupid I can’t believe you fell for that”

[@SpaceMissile]

SCARE GUN PRANK - GONE WRONG [GONE SEXUAL]

[@ray7140]

'I'm in the bathroom upstairs' *shoots the man in the bathroom upstairs* --silence--

[@softdrinks3169]

Me waiting three months till tarkov wipes so I can start out while everyone has nothing except three pieces of lint and a rusty makrov.

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

Some people only have 2 pieces of lint and a pencil

[@gamingfreak1992]

xboxjunkie1931 have you seen what John Wick can do with a pencil, though? I wouldn’t underestimate their power.

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

@@gamingfreak1992 i was thinking that when I typed it 😂

[@SpaceMissile]

i don't wanna be "that guy" but isn't it a makarov? (just googled and yes.) btw you have 69 likes nice

[@shortlived99]

@@gamingfreak1992 You know what a 40 yr man with slow reflexes can do with a pencil? Write down all the reasons he hates Tarkov. (got the list right next to me)

[@timbojimbo5661]

no views, actually doing a factory raid right now but this is more important

[@Hoodinator17]

Didn’t ask

[@mrthangowme]

@@Hoodinator17 spotted the funny

[@adoormarkedpirate378]

Stallt's reaction to the TK kills me everytime.

[@ryb0nez]

Watching Sam put Stalltt down like the dog he is really gets me going

[@somerandomguyyounevermet2117]

"It took Tarkov for me to finally understand the plight of women" - That is the most General Same quote

[@trentrodrigue2110]

Dude you almost have a millions subscribers wtf

[@BazookaTooth707]

Surprised he doesnt already. I've been here since them Skyrim days when he used to have the dopest intros. I miss those intros. Haha

[@Blearcord]

Bazooka Tooth facking spaghetti

[@BazookaTooth707]

@@Blearcord hahahah haven't heard that in forever

[@BazookaTooth707]

@@Blearcord remember when he used to have cinematic intros?

[@dxh3rty583]

Uncut puuuuuuuusssy

[@SgtP4in]

0:14 Clapped like he had a backpack full of cheese

[@arend463]

Team Mate:"I'm sitting in the bathroom upstairs" Sam:"So you have chosen death"

[@jjazy3439]

be original

[@YourPalKindred]

1:55 Can confirm Spawned in as a scav with 20 minutes left Immediately headshot a guy who was absolutely loaded and made 150k with a single 9mm PSO gzh round But the real treat The real treat was knowing that he spent around 40 minutes in that lobby, survivng, holding on to his life, and had nearly made it to Dorms Ex just for a scav to spawn in and shoot him in the face

[@guapoOfficial409]

Ive never been this early before. My forehead just grew 8 inches.

[@Ratty_Mask]

Bulge forward or up? I need answers

[@jackvernian7779]

@@Ratty_Mask sideways

[@johnosborne1873]

This one's an General Sam Classic. The Tarkov content is GREAT!

[@sebastiangallegoceba]

2:22 the way he says "my leeeg" its adorable lmao

[@xygdra]

I once had a no scav killing scav rule, until tons of player scavs started pissing me off. So, i became the thing I despised and started mowing down player scavs too. You either kill other scav or die as a scav.

[@TomasPabon]

"what is the significance of six million" hoo boy, here we go

[@smorch]

lol

[@Gajiggles]

Even better, the sign on the door that Stalt was in translates to “Toilets/Bathroom”

[@zombiesparty1]

6:36 huummm this remind me of an another video

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

I know i saw that and i was like "Sam! Your falling for the rat trap"

[@favkisnexerade]

Chilling... This is when sam becomes chad... Vince is genius...

[@CrRaZzyX]

I legit feel bad for staltt, the patience this man has is nothing but extraordinary.

[@samsmith6791]

0:33 ''tHaT's NoT a BaThRoOm'' 0:40 *literally ''bathroom'' written in russian on the door*

[@chilleycheesetoes3225]

Shawn Boxill stfu you think people just know Russian

[@craftycraff7938]

Do you think that everyone that plays Tarkov can not only read Russian, but also read extremely small faded printed text?

[@samsmith6791]

@@craftycraff7938 It was a joke, get over it... r/woosh

[@creepyendy]

@@chilleycheesetoes3225 stop being so toxic

[@Razang1996]

9:31 "Either die a rat or live long enough to see yourself become the chad" PURE GOLD

[@mierzhen]

"Imagine a love novel being read out loud by Gilbert Gottfried"

[@omgitshim5395]

“Maybe ill be able to have one of those one day” took me out lmfao

[@Patrick-zr8tv]

"either die a rat, or live long enough to see yourself become the Chad" - General Sam 2020

[@kvhn946]

8:16 "What is the significance of 6 million?" lol why do I understand this

[@juniorcuellar263]

It’s been a long day without you my friend

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

The first minute of this video is the best thing you've ever produced and I'm including your child in that.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Sam used RAT ATTACK ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[@typicalneon6503]

As soon as I heard "I'm hanging in the bathroom" I remembered the video

[@DCGMatthew1]

Everyone used to be better before they played Tarkov. You become someone else after you play it. A shell of your former self.

[@gabrielkerne9175]

Wow, I'm not joking when I say that boss scav rant actually changed my mind about women's problems.

[@codydaniels175]

when he says "bingo" and it zooms in on his face. it's like one of those hyper-realistic spongebob drawings

[@dylanking2073]

"everybody and their dead grandma" didn't apply to me until 4 hours ago :(

[@jackvernian7779]

RIP my man, hope you're doing alright.

[@Dragonslayer-js1sq]

fun fact: 4:26 is actually propaganda during the Russian revolution because of Stalin and many misconceptions which is largely forgotten today that the Russian Communist Party was a prohibitionist party that advocated for the banning of liquor in early Soviet propaganda you will find this reflected as well as in old Soviet movies in which the revolutionaries smash liquor bottles as if they were chains that had constrained them Leninism was strictly prohibitionist and declared alcohol to be a vice by which the bourgeoisie subjugated and controlled the proletariat consequently after the Bolshevik take over the Czar's vodka plants were all shut down and closed for a while when Stalin seized power he reopened the vodka plants started filling bottles again and distributed them cheaply amongst the public Stalin pretty much rebuilt the old Czarist system of subsidized alcoholism that the revolutionaries had tried to dismantle he just renamed it to the people's vodka in a very cynical move the Russian people already had a people's vodka for 400 years this series of events is commented on by George Orwell in his famous book Animal Farm and often overlooked scene where the animals in their revolution destroy all the alcohol they found in the house of the farmer Jones except for Napoleon who steals him self away with some liquor and the czara's system which was reestablished by Stalin remained in place throughout the remaining 60 years of Soviet history its effects were most strongly felt starting in the 1970s and throughout the 1980s during the Soviet Union's increasing economic decline in those days there was not much to work for there was not much to celebrate there was a lost war still being fought in Afghanistan and there was not much for the stage to sell but there was always money to be aid when socialism fails by selling bottles of cheap vodka to a miserable public, the recent HBO series Chernobyl did an excellent job at hinting to its audience how by the late 1980s Russian society had a deep-seated and systematic alcoholism problem the store Shanaya vodka bottles you see in the series are also somewhat famous because you couldn't close them anymore once you took the cap off they were made that way because in production the assumption was that the average Russian wants opening a vodka bottle would finish it in one sitting there for closing the bottle wasn't necessary by the late 1980s the alcoholism problem reached such an extent that Gorbachev in desperation enacted a prohibition of liquor this resulted in the mass appears of illegal vodka plants throughout the country I was therefore abandoned today almost 30 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union. this is just a tiny part of the history of the poster u made fun of in customs also props to the dev team for actually adding this in to EFT cuz this has actual historical importance to Russia and it is suppose to be a glass of vodka not a steak the guy is offering to the man in the poster

[@Nate-es8co]

The term rat has moved to Rainbow Six as well, will we get a rat six siege vid soon?

[@OCinneide]

It's harder to do that

[@Nate-es8co]

@@OCinneide ??? Its pretty easy to play like a rat in any game. It's not easy to be as much as a rat as sam

[@Nate-es8co]

@@cptmtns doing unpredictable and scummy shit for the W

[@OCinneide]

@@Nate-es8co There aint many scummy shit in R6, like your objective is kill them all, any means.

[@justinworkman5482]

@@Nate-es8co Its only scummy if your the asshole catching the L.

[@gregorybourke9285]

“Sometimes you can do everything right..and still lose” - Bizzle

[@John489_2]

"It's like the argument people make about women..." 7:15 Huh, that was an actually good joke,

[@vn501]

Wipe will restore humanity. Cheeki breekis running around with pp helmets and 74us, ah the good early wipe gameplay... The most enjoyable tarkov experience

[@grimreefer9324]

6:36 Sam falls for one of his own tricks

[@adamkaneshiro]

These tarkov videos make me laugh instantly! Love how quickly im entertained from these! Thanks for the happiness guys!

[@josiahfresnel]

The Christians have a word for what Sam was explaining at the end there: Infidelity

[@ThreeProphets]

Siege uses multiple rank-locked playlists to separate new players from more experienced ones. Now that Tarkov has a more stable player count, they can implement some server separation like this. If you want to go back to the high risk early equipment collection, you can always just make a new character

[@Slayman3909]

The Tarkov devs have stated that there will never be any matchmaking of any kind, ever.

[@maxschuitemaker1109]

8:19 man said “what is the significance of six million”

[@Aqueox]

I'm still asking that question myself... I mean... sixty-six million? That's a lot.

[@SpaceMissile]

the significance of six million is that i have that many subscribers

[@chiraqveteran2989]

@@Aqueox the heart wrenching significance of the 666 million ..

[@MYSTERI0USx]

This is why I enjoy being trash at Tarkov, every time I play Tarkov it makes me feel something. Every time I feel like shit cause I just lost everything I had. Whether or not it late wipe, it gives me life. Brings emotion into my life.

[@TheClonetruper]

So um, as of a few hours ago, you got your wish lol

[@dinosaurpotatoes]

2:10 is why Brian is the best. I swear the dude has the most amazing comedic value. Fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@spacespz5947]

4:15 that joke was made in a video years ago, Gottfried reading 50 shades.

[@juliannetter2512]

and?

[@nosha2139]

who asked?

[@scrabbydaperdoo9713]

It was just a random fact guys damn

[@crushdrummer11]

That first clip is honestly the fucking funniest thing I've seen in a while. The "you walked up "Wut thu" and shot me like a fucking ape" part had me CRYING.

[@platinum6914]

"tarkov needs to wipe" not even a week later they release the wipe. coincidence ??????? no.

[@hyp3r-systems838]

As a barber its nice to see you're rocking the plague undercut, your granpappy would be proud

[@sawyernikon7726]

Me: Tarkov Subtitles: Guitar Cough

[@SpaceMissile]

how will we ever know that this man has a youtube account if he didn't have that YT on there..? 🤔

[@Krombop.M]

i really like how he uses a tv game show host style mic and not the normal shit everyone uses.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

Word up, it needs wipe. Joined late to the game and I've never been able to do much more than die to fully-kitted players.

[@flywithusMSFS]

You have no idea how long I have been waiting for a new tarkov video.

[@maegnificant]

I don't know it wiping is the right choice. They have built a motivation "loop" that is finite. They need to have a gameplay mechanic that infinites the motivation loop.

[@thecustomer6331]

8:23 "whats the significance of 6 million" truly an unsung hero

[@battleedition2681]

Oh god time for new memes

[@fairnut6418]

5:29 I don't think anyone would dare to blame, I myself was like "FIREEEEEEE"

[@vadersfist-501stlegion]

Notification squad❤️❤️

[@fredskie143]

That rage... contrasted by the wheezing laughter .... gold

[@grimreefer9324]

Bryan and Sam were made for each other.

[@AuroraAustralis_]

"You either die a Rat, or live long enough to see yourself become the Chad." What a fucking QUOTE

[@dadoogie]

Everyones gotta love Stalt, takes the beating to boost this channels numbers while he sits there playing slime rancher in his downtime being all silky smooth and relaxed when not dealing with other people.

[@silent_4452]

At 9:01 the person you killed was my friend. He had no clue who you were but it was the funniest thing ever because he was screaming😂

[@pins7541]

“you either die a rat, or live long enough to see yourself to become the chad” -sam

[@njung1990able]

"You either die a rat, or live long enough to see yourself become a chad" PREACH BRATHA

[@duhfoodz1369]

Ill be honest, I understand that guys reaction in the beginning, that was some nutty shit lmfao

[@grantmitchell2744]

Far and away my favorite KZbin channel. Hilarious content and you haven’t gone mainstream. Glad to see the channel growing like it’s been. Keep it up

[@beefcheeks9405]

I like how as soon as he realised he killed stalt he immediately closed the door to cover it up.

[@based..]

I love how Sam fell for his own blunder.

[@pyre4503]

Frankly I think it's criminal that you haven't hit 1M subs yet.

[@cultxlv9848]

Aqua's Dad: Are you winning son?

[@Diico_btw]

Dude...your my new fucking hero, its very rare I actually laugh out loud at anything on yt but you have me crying in everything I've watched. Never change P.s. Found you through aqua...im sure you LOVE that😘

[@vrkfrer1318]

Aqua is still doing hatchet runs in Warehouse

[@wadidibookie_988]

the opening had me laughing but shooting the shadow had me in tears because I thought there were two at first too

[@Bigmonbone]

damn man I miss your tarkov videos. You're who got me into tarkov and Worrun Pestily and Shroud made me a sweatlord but never forget the rat roots

[@i3atp009]

Oh that's not you in the building? *click*. Spays 5 shots into the hall.

[@joewilly2238]

See Sam the big cylinder on top of the rifle is actually a zoom machine, not a sign that says "hip fire at the guy who is 30 feet away"

[@Minecraftowiec1000]

Oh yes, the rat sensei is back. Thank you for your teachings master.

[@MasonFries]

"sometimes you can do everything right and you'll still lose" Bruh, I wasn't expecting to be punched in the feels during this video. Why you gotta do me like this guys?

[@lonelyspaceman7177]

Sam is the king of the rats and aqua is the king of the chads

[@steelin666]

To be fair, the guy at the beginning said he's in a bathroom upstairs in such a laid back way that I also didn't register this as important info and was surprised Sam didn't spot the "enemy" immediately. If you say important info, say it like it's one, not like you're talking about your holiday.

[@CountDripula]

"Son of a biscuit eater man THIS BLOWS CHUNKS"- Bumbos Dad

[@Mecha120]

"So fuckin' wipe already." Sam please, I just sat down. Give me at least five minutes.