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[@holdmysticksfam]

I feel like Sam’s just on some weird cocaine and tarkov diet, I can’t remember the last time he uploaded this frequently

[@masteryoda1745]

Ed Boi I know right!

[@rockig5529]

Yeah... he was talkin about some sorta coffee thing last video, but we all know it was just the KZbin friendly wording.

[@GeneralSam]

Old Skyrim days when I'd record 7 videos in a day and upload them over a two week period

[@bombasticthrone007]

It's probably a vacation month coming up or w/e

[@ryvitafunhole7294]

He will being leaving the house soon to get some milk if you know what I mean

[@awkwardbro]

Damn I had to leave cuz I have a working prostate, tell me how good the vid is guys

[@sdivine13]

Its ight

[@kurt7937]

P damn good

[@Dev_242]

pretty shit

[@disgustingweeabootrash1542]

It's the trials and tribulations of a lone loot goblin attempting to gain the funds to restart his tribe after a vicious slaughter, only to himself get beaten and abused by angry russian men wielding smashed vodka bottles and pipes.

[@omarabe26]

+@@disgustingweeabootrash1542 *cyka moment*

[@Kc-sw8dh]

Aqua sounds like squilliam tentacles, but if he was extremely poor.

[@AquaFPS]

i had a stuffy nose that day haha

[@Kc-sw8dh]

AquaFPS it’s flu season homie, stay safe

[@SilverBioWolf]

Dont make fun of my boy Squilliam like that fam

[@sategllib2191]

@@Kc-sw8dh don't get the flu shot kids

[@AhNoWiC]

This is legitimately the funniest comment I have ever seen.

[@benisbros8458]

most of this is just skillful indiscriminate gunfire.

[@twiggs0]

Yeah I believe the title says it all.

[@bighouse581]

Tarkov in a nutshell

[@spookyboi4784]

And a tactical strike in Syria is just a missile.

[@mixmastermind]

The 'Nam Strategy

[@stateofflorida5082]

Nah, he just fires about 4 dozen warning shots and then realises he's not backing down and gets em 5 times square in the head.

[@fishadilla9070]

Sam's editing skills have become so powerful his very eyes have become green screens.

[@demonwolf348]

When that happens it is better to just close out of KZbin and rub one out instead lol

[@stephaniepotts8256]

It's the spiral

[@S1ipperyJim]

I think your fleamarket calculations failed to factor in the fee

[@jamestaterson9545]

N WORD

[@raccoon2165]

N WORD

[@godemperortrump6932]

N WORD

[@Zorro9129]

N WORD

[@tanel2g29]

N WORD

[@liammm7036]

Aqua: [uses DOOM soundtrack in Tarkov video] Sam: *yeah I'm gonna tax that*

[@hiddensinix2767]

Aqua who? Never hear of him

[@GeneralSam]

Actually inspired by FairTX. My Tarkov gods are FairTX and Pestily.

[@BenStark22]

@@GeneralSam shut up boomer

[@liammm7036]

@@GeneralSam I won't even meme on that, FairTX and Pestily are in fact Tarkov Elites

[@TheMegazach]

@@GeneralSam FairTX is the shit

[@jacobhartung9798]

“Don’t hate the player hate the game” -Joseph Stalin

[@maps9]

"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that people unconditionally believe in their authenticity." Vladimir Lenin

[@tbt780]

mars9 “Don’t worry, be happy” - Adolf Mussolini

[@tylermunson742]

Dre Stalin?

[@TheDog-i6x]

@@maps9 would have been more funny if he just said Ice Tea.

[@sandwhichman518]

i felt the evil in that plan when the dark souls 3 theme was playing, it felt awful.😢

[@hiddensinix2767]

Cant wait to see Boomer Sam in 20 years literally unable to move half the muscles in his hands still on that Tarkov Grind

[@imbanana-xt7yq]

Like a true gamer

[@michaelsagget3734]

Do you know what a Boomer is?

[@hiddensinix2767]

Michael Sagget a lifestyle that’s what

[@andrewdean6175]

LOL growing older doesn't make you into a boomer.

[@ThatCamel104]

@@andrewdean6175 ok boomer

[@MushroomGoblinWitch]

Sam finally escaped Tarkov that's why we're getting so many films from him

[@taelib1425]

films

[@providedyeti1518]

Adam Segura fucking films

[@arklados3596]

You don’t actually die in Tarkov, but you get stuck in a simulation

[@0va.exdee_335]

Arklados sounds like a drug problem

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

@@donbusu In order not to be a boomer, I need to donate how many dollars to a streamer tits? How many likes do I need to give to a woman that I will never have sex with?

[@chazzadderson1194]

The amount you’re uploading makes me think that you’re trying to pay for a divorce.

[@Yellow.1844]

Hes just trying to see his kid man :/

[@CigsInABlanket]

If that was the case, it would likely be smarter to hoard videos and release them after the divorce lmao.

[@ImmortalSugimoto792]

"this went from what I thought was gonna be an exciting romp through Reserve into sitting in a tower eating MREs with the bros." Sam accurately describing the experience of being in the military.

[@TheButterAnvil]

Lol fair

[@sostrongineedmoreofyourmon974]

Flashback inducing facts here.

[@Papersheepp]

0:01 SAM REALLY OUT HERE FEATURING MY BOY АНДРЕЙ БАДИН WHAT A LEGEND

[@AslanW]

That's 'Andrej Badin' for the alphabet people out there

[@zachariasnoack4894]

@@AslanW Latin all day, every day

[@cpt.awesome7281]

@@AslanW Comin in to save us all for our sins again.

[@cassidyconroy4101]

@@AslanW I didn't change my address I had a credit card that was supposed to get delivered look f*** is Dennis Bailey what if they threw the new residence on our stuff we no it's like really high pressure situation where somebody is trying to land Lane and the guy just like keeps coming in and like like legit like five or six times he's like just want to let you know no pressure we're all counting on you good luck we're all counting on you goodbye guess how long the Google assistant's been listening for come look at this it's literally transcribing everything I'm saying right now why is it picking up your voice this is some absolute b******* it asterisk out the word b******* definition

[@madmike0064]

Where can you find that footage of him drinking and injecting himself. Ive tried searching but cant find it.

[@gtxgavin9760]

The terms Meta and General Sam shouldn’t be within 500 yards within each other

[@UnfitToLive]

Well to be fair, it was the Meta for Betas. So it all works out in the end.

[@tonydraht]

He really likes that new text effect he found online huh.

[@armintor2826]

True

[@bs70005]

Sams really going hard with releasing new videos so frequently lately. Its a Christmas miracle!

[@bugly1738]

nah, these are just gifts for Hanukkah

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

More of a Festivus Miracle tbh.

[@ziggityzoo9681]

@Brian Sullivan Boston Terrier?

[@bs70005]

@@ziggityzoo9681 hell yeah

[@ziggityzoo9681]

@@bs70005 Got one, he's a little shit, but he's my little shit.

[@olivethesilly]

"The only reason I won that fight, is because the kid's mom told them to go unload the dishwasher" I've been called out

[@CullinBoyer]

With my 21 year old cat on his way out, im troubled with my thoughts and un able to sleep. Im holding him while watching your videos to help ease my mind. He is as old as I am, and we watch your videos all the time even though he is cross eyed.. anyways thanks for the laughs General

[@bigmac5070]

Gay

[@spearspearspear]

Big Mac wow how kind of you.

[@hayman4268]

SpearHunked gay

[@spearspearspear]

hay man that’s like.... your opinion or whatever

[@odysseus7775]

F

[@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755]

Sam you have a real hard on for the dark souls OST I swear

[@GeneralSam]

It's the only gothic orchestral music I can find thats royalty free

[@stztrt9288]

General Sam Bro I could record some at a discount for you, I recently came into possession of some organs

[@puggy7852]

The ultimate tarkov strat: GAIN RUSSIAN HERITAGE

[@thatguyonline5083]

Bllume one step ahead of you mate

[@marcelOberauer]

6:32 that happens when the player is far away, the LOD won't load textures but he can still see you.

[@rotten6253]

marcelo oberauer LOL I’ve done that in PUBG when my ping was shit

[@fb2556]

@@rotten6253 "Working as intended "

[@omen1784]

This should be on some hunting channel because all youre doing is sitting in a deer stand over corn

[@zigapr958]

He got shot through the door cause the shooter was so far away, the door didnt render for him. RIP

[@MrtinVarela]

*Literally unplayable*

[@sneaky_stache9150]

“As Stalin once said don’t hate the player hate the game” words from a true hero

[@bearjam5372]

5:30 where the hell is this audio from? I think back to it so often. It haunts me. Please someone help.

[@jordangoode4696]

Operation exodus by jippy

[@bearjam5372]

@@jordangoode4696 I love you, good sir

[@dongholiothesecond3324]

seeing aqua getting laid out at the end made my day thanks.

[@lonelypotato520]

“Don’t hate the player, hate the game” -Stalin sending his citizens to the gulag

[@CNSninja]

Gulags*, dawg. Plural. In the prime of the Stalin-era Soviet Union, (that is, as of March, 1940,) there were 53 Gulag camps and 423 labor colonies.

[@herrdrizzt9547]

@@CNSninja the dawg is you. Gulag was the head ofice. The world literaly means "main control of camps"

[@ГалинаФетисова-ю4м]

@@CNSninja actually "sent to Gulag" is the most retarded myth created by western propaganda, because thats not a camp, its a Main Office of camps, you could be acquitted there or get "do not leave" notice, there were also different types of camps, prisons, etc. But most people think its like if in USA everyone who is convicted gets Death penalty, thats how retarded it is.

[@TheMetasora]

@@ГалинаФетисова-ю4м calm down there Stalin enjoy the FREEEDOM we brought to the world you're welcome 😉

[@TheIndieGamesNL]

@@TheMetasora fam youre entire country is just a shitty DLC of Europe

[@WellManneredNate]

All of the footage was actually Aqua's gameplay - Sam didn't even get any kills.

[@stefanm.734]

1:50 RIP 60% of his audience.

[@CNSninja]

Prolly not

[@apenguingames4305]

@@CNSninja you have a prostate?

[@joshuaboyd487]

@@apenguingames4305 not a working one

[@zhynx9016]

When Sam says it's a dirty tactic, you know it's real big brain time

[@N7niko]

I was about to no brain comment before I watched the whole video. And say “I bet that’s not Sam playing” but he came in and said this isn’t accurate to his gameplay.

[@GeneralSam]

they are my clips but boy are they few and far between

[@loldotsarefun]

I'm under 30, but I don't have a working prostate. Can I stay?

[@Ksullivan95]

Anyone know the song at 9:15 lol

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

Kyle You know he puts the credits for the music at the start of EVERY video?

[@jamesgames2013]

Love you grandmaster Samuel the 3rd

[@armintor2826]

The intellectual version of daddy sam

[@jackmeholff7353]

No thats what his grandkids will call him you doughnut

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Grand wizard

[@PaladinFury]

"I only lost 67 roubles" Seriously tho, ever heard of market fees?

[@austinbrown131]

sam- "struggling with erectile dysfunction"

[@Draganas]

“My intros lack spice..." *Looks at fairTX's intros* “Perfect...”

[@Crazycarlos-vn4te]

“If your under the age of 30 and or have a working prostate” 1:50 Sam just lost 80% of his viewers, let’s be honest most of his viewers are teenagers.

[@2006Mercury]

The soundtrack in the intro sounds like something from Zoids Battle Legends and I love it.

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

I love how I can watch these videos, say “oh that’s easy” then get dropped within the first minute of getting into a raid

[@MrCaretucker]

Sam be doing “BIG BRAIN TIME”

[@WeebDefiler]

This upload schedule is making me wonder how long it's been since Sam has even looked at his kid.

[@kaiservilhelm7731]

The music in the intro sounds like the DOOM soundtrack if it was composed by TOOL.

[@7thSeekerSC]

For anyone wondering, the song is Big Foot from the F-Zero X OST

[@mr.wiffles191]

thanks

[@george.1405]

Took me forever to find it your a legend mate

[@FlyLikeRedBull]

Ever sense .12 came out I've literally just been doing scav runs only on factory for quick pvp or loot and running adars and cheap 6b helmets and it's been working like a fucking wonder lol.

[@1HiGuy]

I wish I could play tarkov but whenever I get into a game my ping go’s to 70-1400

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

HiGuy pick better servers in the launcher

[@Jabroney]

I'm 28 and my prostate pretty much works. Can i have special permission to watch?

[@Viper555]

Me: googles prostate removal surgery because I don’t want to have to wait 13 years to watch this video

[@alexanderkempf8265]

6:47 Sam is a shekel god. The instant his buddy is confirmed dead he goes for that sweet, greasy loot.

[@sean7221]

OY VEY!

[@ceechs]

OH YEEAHHEHAHEHAEHEHHE ITS GAMER TIME!!!

[@ArmyHumveeLaat]

Please guys, tell me what is the name of luxury ost, appearing at 0:50. Cause I've spent entire day looking through the albums of the guy that provides most of General Sam music and have not found it. But I love it so much! Please tell me what that is

[@cake5652]

The intro song is like Master of Puppets mashed with the Doom Level 1 song

[@battie913584]

Listening to how he leveled his jaeger over here in 2021 makes me sad, those were good times for the flea

[@at3ddyb34r5]

Sam if this upload schedule stays the same I'm gonna start to uncontrollably coom, and I love to coom

[@edwardwest200]

I think the craftiest nastiest shit ive ever done was as a scav. Somebody wiggle wiggled at me with a bunch of scavs around. i dragged my mouse ever so perfectly to imitate an AI scav scanning and kept moving. mumbling with other scavs. he was convinced i was a scav. I kept this on for about 5 minutes until he went to loot a body out of sight. I "patrolled" over there with a mumble and he didn't look up from the body he was looting. I shot him square in the head.. the bullet ricocheted of his helmet and he freaked out spraying at me. I only lost my arm in the process of hosing him down. I bet that guy had the scare of his life *evil grin*. Yes, he had fat loots.

[@mauritzvonsydow6569]

Me-Me love frequent uploads

[@ferezy]

You should do the same thing except you buy a zero'd gen4 top for around 30-40k and drop it at cliff descent, and camp it.

[@sugarstealer1219]

6:30 the Guy wasnt hacking, the door just didnt render in from that distance so he could see you Guys behind it

[@frostytrooper5695]

Sugar Stealer was it you...

[@ColCoal]

This is exactly how I racked up so many kills during the Iraq war. Except it was in New Orleans and it was a first aid kit instead of a backpack.

[@emeryweaver3796]

The first tip should be to make sure you even have a high enough end PC to run it well enough to be more competitive. To even have a chance to improve.

[@Growing_AppleSauce]

No one: General sam: baits a manhole Also general sam: *laughs in sith lord*

[@nachoben3975]

Someone donate me a ryzen 5 3600 so I can run this game without stuttering like a boomer with asbergers

[@GioMarron]

Finally! A video for men like me: a man who remembers beta max videos, tv remote controls on a wire to flick to one of three channels, a man who remembers when 'wireless' meant radio, who remembers when there were only 2 genders, a man who leaks intermittently from every orifice, a man whose GP has a sudden fascination with his prostate, a man who hears the word 'discharge' referring to hospital visits as well as describing the yellow pus-like substance coming from his pee-hole, a man old enough to remember when Scotland had a football team to be proud of (or was so pished so often thought Scotland had a football team to be proud of), a man who is single and didn't know why... until reading what he typed here A man who, unlike the whisky Scotland is so proud of, has not improved with age and whose experiences have left him two things, the two things all men his age should have: an irrational and uncompromising bitterness and a burning hatred of those in the full blossom of their youth

[@dimgl19]

I am 34, have to pee all the fucking time, and recently started EFT. So this vid is for me.

[@milesreal420]

Sam is using a new set Jippy songs and pumping out good videos. [Everyone liked that.]

[@NZBallBag]

"If your over 30 and have working prostate..... then get the fuck outta here"..... best line ever.

[@BruceLeeroy94]

The music is from F-zero X. Not Doom.

[@youtubeDaddy525]

Hey, how do I find the full video for the Russian guy taking shots at the beginning ?

[@gussk8e]

I just bought my first gaming PC and this is the first game i bought. I wasnt ready

[@mateofeo2106]

As a 33yr old watching this shiz I fuckin luv you dawg. ❤

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Careful Sam, the Wildlife Warden might catch you hunting over bait!

[@Caannnnoonn]

Recently turned 30 so I finally get to watch this.

[@JCglitchmaster]

Loving the new song you used in the last vid and this one at 8:15

[@AshbornXIII]

JCglitchmaster whats it called?

[@yungmalaria]

When captain Tarkov said *Ghe* *Ha* *Owww* I really felt that 😢

[@zer0482]

Is that *THEE* Yung Malaria?!

[@ProperlyGaming]

11:55 yep nothing can get your whole crew back on the same page as getting shot at.

[@lukev5929]

The Jew must give some to win some a very hard task for a Jew.

[@brahmomento3189]

I got scared for a second cause I'm only 18, but luckily I have hemorrhoids.

[@clowto7679]

Damn Sam where'd you get that shirt dude? I have to know

[@GeneralSam]

MY MAN CHARBORG FUNNIEST KZbinR 2019

[@hodarov1564]

@@GeneralSam YES, THE MAIN MAN. CHARBORG

[@clowto7679]

@@GeneralSam THANK YOU MY MAN AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE CHILD

[@reidhendrick2839]

2:55 The Dark Souls music while you described your diabolical plot had me geeking - great video 👍🏽

[@CoolMoon]

I don't think I can watch any of Sam's videos the same after his last Instagram post...

[@Nater_V]

Now we can’t sell things from traders. So sad

[@user-xp5wl7uk5i]

What is that song at the start when he is showing how he wins a fight?

[@JargonMadjin]

That intro gave me Doom vibes

[@PhosphorescentMoth]

0:19 is complete gibberish in Russian but ok

[@Munich22100]

Hunting deer the old fashion way. Leaving stuff that's delicious in front of them, only to get whacked harder than an abused housewife.

[@octaviain7028]

The fuck is this song in the beginning? I love it

[@OldManPaxusYT]

HOLY SHIT! As #OldManPaxus (46 y/o), HAVING JUST BOUGHT TARKOVE YESTERDAY!!!! HOW IS THIS NOT DESTINY!?!?!!?!? 🤪😮😲😜😆👍👍THANK YOU!! 👍 'd #OldManPaxus Rating: ★★★★ Brilliant video with all the features i love! (Based on: Intro, Context, Action, Humour, Lack of unnecessary/boring parts).

[@jaychasteen8852]

11:31 correction I am the biggest loot goblin.

[@reinerhass_ttv5186]

Lucky iam, iam above 30 years old

[@justsomebunni7492]

The very beginnings of Sams rat think

[@duke_dawae]

Save the best for last. Good stuff 😂

[@Thee_Sinner]

Is that not how everyone levels traders? The flea market makes the money spent requirement essentially pointless imo

[@chadmcman2572]

More like, "The tarkov meta for me."

[@williambacon6072]

It's only stupid if it doesn't work

[@Scorch052]

6:35 yeah it's really lame but prolly not hacks. It's a known issue where some doors and objects just don't render at a certain distance. My dude probably saw you clear as day on his screen. Or y'know he could be hacking It's Tarkov so it's about 50/50

[@drumond5027]

I think i had a epilepsy attack at the start

[@martineznelsonj]

Finally a Tarkov video for me and my Prostate!! Appreciate it! Keep em coming!!!

[@redesoj2624]

I’m glad my favorite jewish youtuber, his friend on heroin, and the guy who sounds like an Irish mob boss are really having fun on a game based in Chernobyl.

[@DirtyxLarry]

John Carpenters "The Thing" greatest remake ever.