(TAS) PaRappa the Rapper 2 in 30 minutes

[@BahnDaten]

feel free to put in timestamps of your favorite moments! prototype speedrun: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWfdh6KAlrR7b9U stage 6 freestyle: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqimp6qvZZmCndU my personal favorites: 2:42 2:57 4:59 9:44 18:38 the entire stage actually 23:50 25:16 25:26 25:47 27:07 28:01 28:25 29:09-29:28

[@KananIsMyBae]

5:38 lmfaooooo 💀

[@bmac4]

25:41 easy

[@Hemlol]

THE ENTIRETY OF STAGE 6 WAS PURE 🔥🔥🔥

[@rontom3405]

20:57 - 21:34 Cleanest verse

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

17:55 Way to ruin the mood man

[@bionicdragon5]

28:29 "We all have problems, no doubt for sure, but tonight, let's forget and unite!" "...Sure."

[@AlvaroStar-zs9te]

PaRappa doubts such thing... Not really...

[@HawRazor]

25:45 "well brother... Fuck you" got me so hard i had tears in my eyes

[@Mimi-w9s3o]

Same

[@alanvargas4431]

Same

[@MajorHaze143]

same

[@MajorHaze143]

same

[@MajorHaze143]

same

[@mageyplss]

Parappa- *does something groovy* Game- BAD Parappa- *has a mental breakdown* Game- that's fire

[@whitecat3]

Indeed

[@e3editions]

Parappa- sings correctly Game- cool for you

[@mageyplss]

@@e3editions singing properly is kinda against the main deviation of the games, it's that you can do okay but the teachers know that you can do your own thing and encourage you to

[@e3editions]

@@mageyplss 8:33 Plays exactly the same (for the first one). Gets cool. I thought you had to freestyle to get cool?

[@mageyplss]

@@e3editions It's a PS2 game, the idea of a rythm game that you freestyle in is still too advanced to get 100% perfect, there are gonna be slip-ups & I just made a joke about them

[@aliviyaa]

29:18 this whole section is sending me lmfao the delayed "HOOOO!! :)" like he zoned out is unreasonably funny and then the screech of course lmfao

[@ErchGlitched]

Now scream :D 29:25 Parrapa: screams in wii crash

[@arpwcos2011]

29:17 you gotta-OOOOOOOOOO

[@somerandomperson8408]

17:54 "I'm Non-Stop, my body just groovin'!" "Im Not Groovin', my body just stopped moving!"

[@GhaniKeSawah]

he's just on the ground paralyzed

[@ArthurTheEagle]

That is the best quote out of the entire video!

[@feder28]

Holy shit that was smooth

[@Jagrio]

Katy wasn’t having it

[@LeHolyForg]

My grandpa showing off his dance skills from the 50's.

[@superjoey100]

8:19 "Let me show you what true power really is..." *immediately starts panicking*

[@c0zmozys]

PULL THE LEVE R

[@JasonJohnson-g8o]

​@@c0zmozysOr whatever right now

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

Pull the lever, right now, or whatever, right now!

[@Anwarmahamud5017]

BETTER MAKE IT QUICK HAYHAY LOOK DOWN!

[@michaelelweon_64]

Better make it quick, hey hey look down!

[@FonnyFoxBunny]

2:25 This got me a good laugh. "Watch them fries!" •Parappa just stares• "..... I'm not kidding."

[@dinosore_rs]

Well he did watch them.

[@popcanman2]

"Burger those burgers" has me unnecessarily dead 😂

[@Kitty_Cosmic]

“Bring on the ketchup” “KETCHUP!”

[@bionicdragon5]

Handle it with ease! Pa Rappa: Handle it with *E*

[@Weldedhodag]

"Cut the cheese!...... Shshshshshshshshshs

[@thisisnotayoutubechannel625]

10:05 Guru: It'll never happen again, I promise, I promise Parappa: It'll happen again, you never, you never promise

[@dread_iguess]

25:46 the anticipation for "fuck you" killed me

[@matcha._.ari370]

I was straight up dying when it happened 💀

[@4kleidisc]

The claps after lmfaoo

[@moonfusion9964]

"Well, brother... ... ... ... ... ... ... Fuck you."

[@ZesTofthelemon]

"welp, brother..." *Fifty eons pass* "fuck you"

[@dragonit6836]

@@ZesTofthelemon 🤣

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

2:57 This entire video is a gem, and there are so many moments you can just clip out of it, but "cutting the cheese" seems to have gone completely unnoticed

[@ericacepoi5003]

exept this 25:46

[@kimberard2]

Cut the- CHEESE! nuiancibiuwdbciudwbfiuebfihbhifevbhiefbcydeic-

[@JasonJohnson-g8o]

Cut the lettuce don't forget the cheese cut the cheese sjhchhdhdhdhdh toast the buns french the fries toast the fries fry buns bring on the ketchup sweep the floors ................. KETCHUP

[@Kummahndough]

I love that Chinese has made a permanent effect on this game. That video turns 10 years old this year, holy shit

[@cygnus-nk3tz]

DUDE i LOVE that video 😂😂😂

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

Now 11.

[@Thatonegamerkidlol]

Chinese made a permanent damage to parappa the rapper 2, which is hilarious as heck💀

[@chaos-slug]

i'm so glad to see other people picked up on the subtle pattern repeats in this video

[@Dinobloon]

14:44 “I carry a camera for all my adventures” “Aeiaieiiaieahshahshshshshhshsjssjsjsjsjs --------- f*** your adventures”

[@oi_bruv]

😠 "...That was good!"

[@misterklonoa1602]

8:11 “you never care, i really care, you never really care” damn, parappa, that hits different

[@Rubbyz]

PaRappa the too real rapper

[@zzawer2620]

SIGMArappa dud ☠️

[@Tarnation.]

damn😔

[@borbleborb4586]

parappa described my love life in a nutshell

[@EpicFire13082]

You weren’t scared Im you never really care

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

I love how stage six has really good rhythm for a while then goes totally off the fucking rails at 22:06

[@pfudorliker247]

they got fucking EVISCERATED 😭

[@senojbelav6615]

Diabetes

[@marisue-hl7gr]

talltalltalltalltalltalltttttalltalltalltalskskejdndbdbdhdjejwkwksndhcoopshwkwkwhdncndksushsndndkqkshdhdndksishsbsjakwjwhw burgers.

[@iflyplanesthrutunnels]

69 likes, I’m the 70th

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

@@iflyplanesthrutunnels you ruined it 😭😭

[@Hyperlink1991]

28:05 "Doesn't cut corners, he always gives up! That's why he's never number one!"

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

my life in 3 sentences

[@SkullChao]

Why did it sound like he said "that's why he never eats my wife"

[@sweetxxsindrome]

Evil Parappa be like

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

@@sweetxxsindrome **actually rapping instead of copying other's lines and not even being familiar with the term stroke**

[@sweetxxsindrome]

@@therealwisemysticaltree that's stage 7

[@trashpandaRaku]

29:25 this got me DYING

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

he's about to get hit by a flying car 😭

[@niftysupermario56]

24:56 parappa explains the fnaf lore then quickly changes the subject when his opponent returns

[@justanrock282]

Nodes da bezt

[@SkullChao]

Dang bro really just said ዒጋቻዐቻ9ክቻሠጋዐቻጋሠጋየቻጋቻየሠክየርክጋቻየቻጋጋቻየጋፕሁዪቻክቿጎክቻጋዪዪሠዕየጕቻዐክሠቻየጋሠቻቿክርዐሠጋጋቻቿዐክርዐጋኗቻየጋሠዐኗጋየቻጋዐሠክቻዐቿቻቿክርቿቿርክዐቿርዐጋኗቻጋፕጋሠጋዪጎክቿርጎርክሠረሸሠክርቿየርክቻዐ4ጋየልርጋቻጋቻሁዪሁዪፕጋቿዐሠዕሠጎርክክቿርክዐሀጋቿርክዪር5ክሀጎክሀፕጎክርዪጋጎርሠጠጕርቿሠርየሠርጋጋየጕ0ቿጕቿኗኗጕጋቻቿየጋቻኗጋቻጋቿርዐክቿርዐዪሀዐሀ9ጋሀፕዐጋኗነ0ጋጋርሠዐክሠርዐጋርሠርሠየጕርዕጎዪረዒረቿየቻየረርሠየርቿሀረሀፕ

[@justanrock282]

@@SkullChao parappa believed Parappa ﷼﷼฿ΩθฯฯθΩ฿﷼﷼฿฿﷼฿﷼Ωθฯed

[@cottoneenthusiast]

That's not FNaF lore, That's Kirby Lore

[@niftysupermario56]

@@cottoneenthusiast even better

[@TrashTodd8989]

lost my shit when he was told to watch the fries and he literally just watched the fries and said nothing

[@rubykaylaandogie3334]

He was too focused on watching them fries

[@oi_bruv]

I'm not kidding

[@Thebdippy]

I love that the plot of this game involves parappa's dad working for the military industrial complex and testing experimental weapons technologies on his son

[@agent__berry]

wait I don’t know anything about the lore pls explain

[@romajimamulo]

Is that what the VR headset in stage 6 is?

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

So that's why he said 28:25

[@gamingpanda7516]

Wouldn’t be surprised if this was true

[@ElijahSpencer-818]

what.

[@CGBOOM_]

9:47 “NO. Let’s waste time, alright?” + another denial 24:00 Parappa turns into a microwave 24:56 Shh! Parappa is telling the Parappa the Rapper lore! 25:29 potatoes rule the world 29:25 Parappa put a lot into that scream! 29:45 Welp, I guess Parappa forgot to believe!

[@juliirubyx]

24:56 100% bfdi lore

[@MadManPhoenix]

28:27: "All the mothers and the-" *remembers all the fathers that abandoned their children*

[@Binglesquirk]

he just like me HE JUST LIKE ME FR

[@confustled]

19:57 did nobody notice "come on the mast, thro-HAI, come on the mast, come with the shampoo, HAI- you come on the mast, HAI"

[@Laversian_Knight]

I laugh so hard at 29:24 , it's like parapa was seeing a family member about to get hit by a car.

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

its 11:46 pm and I can't believe I'm watching this rather than doing my essay

[@drkama6592]

@@thatbiachecalledLoue You gotta believe!

[@mailingcat]

why he happy tho???

[@tristar6118]

29:18 looks a lil more like that

[@Gabronthe]

It sounds like the sponge Bob scream

[@RubyChocoCookie]

23:55 *I love how Parappa immiedately started having a seizure when Orphan Kid returned.*

[@animenerdling]

Badubadub

[@CalebTibster]

25:47 I waited the entire vid for this joke. Totally worth it.

[@lamonte10mills52]

6:11 legit sounds really good

[@Chris-jl6vp]

8:48 "I think I'm S.U.S. I think YOU S.U.S. please handle you with big care I think YOU big S.U.S. what's going on, what's going on? You're S.U.S. You aren't scared, I'm really scared! TSAUTASSTUAHAUS-big, big, S.U.S! S.U.S! you-what's go on, what's go on? You're S.U.S.! You're-*mental breakdown* " "Yeh."

[@Welcometomybarbeque]

I think YOU big S.U.S

[@k-boi420]

I wasn’t scared, you musta been dreaming.

[@Cat-Noggin]

I weren’t scared, you must’ve been dreaming

[@Vikt-vg8nz]

Better believe it, my mind is like a demon

[@derpfinity4140]

Better believe it, your mind is like a- *seizure*

[@lucatdcat8720]

10:30 "I think you enjoy your size, you big s.o!" PARAPPA MASK IT A LITTLE PLEASE

[@tswrangle1000]

@@lucatdcat8720 I didn't realize what it sounded like in the comment

[@thewhoffles]

This has some of, if not the most, funniest and coolest freestyles I’ve ever heard in Parappa. This is definitely one of my favorite TAS speedruns and parappa videos.

[@wkhdt]

even more creative and perfect than "fuck you fuck you fuck-you fuck-you" ?

[@thescarymosterguy]

2:43 Handle it with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@MissingnoUploader]

Only like 3 minutes in, I already love how Parappa often goes nuts for no reason but I'm fairly sure 3:03 is a reference to chinese lmao

[@SciDarkReal]

it is

[@someoneusedtobeknown2645]

2:26 is where I frickin' died. "WATCH THEM FRIES." *Literally just watches them.*

[@NintendoNerd64]

i’m not kidding.

[@zootershooters5831]

He really wasn’t

[@kels_tho]

*I’m not kidding*

[@CZ2746isback]

**i'm not kidding**

[@SamuraiCake42]

my favorite parts 2:25 "watch them fries" ...he did exactly that 6:21 "ta ma negi negi, ta ma... negi sensei" 8:00 whole cool freestyle 8:48 whole cool freestyle 9:16 "i weren't scared, you must've been dreaming" 9:28 "you are the everybody, man" 9:44 "let's not waste no time, here we go. alright?" "no, let's waste time. alright?" 13:22 "letletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletletlet" 14:09 "tell you the truth, you're turning grey" 14:33 "oh well then. why don't i go my get my ska- oh well then" 14:38 "where's yours?" 14:47 "ÆÇÆÇÆÇÆÇÆÇÆÇÆÇÆəÆəÆəÆəÆəÆəÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇÇSSSfor your adventures" 16:20 "............................................ trim" 16:32 "snip the shave, snip trim snip snip trim! the shave." 16:38 "snipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnip" 17:06 "cut cut cut cut cut perm cut perm perm cut" 17:10 "dye. snipdyesnip. dyesnip snip" 17:19 "dydydydydydydydydydydydydydysnsndydydydydydys-s-dydydys-s-s-dydydysaisaidydydydys-sai 17:54 "im nonstop. my body's just groovin'" "im non-movin'. my body's just stopped movin'" 18:05 "give you a ŋ̶ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̷ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̴ŋ̴ŋ̶ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̸ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̴ŋ̵ŋ̷ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̷ŋ̴ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̸, and we're done" 19:16 whole cool freestyle 24:00 "fuyfuyfuyfuye̸h̸-̵e̸h̵-̵e̷h̸-̸e̶h̵-̵e̸h̶-̵e̵h̶e̸h̸-̵e̸h̵-̵e̷h̸-̸e̶h̵-̵e̸h̶-̵e̵h̶fuyfuyiohe̸h̸-̵e̸h̵-̵e̷h̸-̸e̶h̵-̵e̸h̶-̵e̵h̶e̸h̸-̵e̸h̵-̵e̷h̸-̸e̶h̵-̵e̸h̶-̵e̵h̶fuyfuyfuye̷h̸-̵e̶h̴-̵e̷h̶-̴e̶h̸-̵e̷h̵-̵e̴h̸i̴~̶i̵~̴i̴~̸i̴i̵i̴i̴i̷i̷i̴i̵i̵i̵i̸i̴i̷i̴i̸i̶h 24:56 side effects include: 25:26 "but then again, many things can be tasty; potatoes, potatoes, potatoeven potatoes" 25:46 "well, brother............................fuck you" 27:07 "feel the rhythm, enjoy the r-jbrbjbjrrrjbjrjbrjbjrbjbrjrjrbjbrjbjrjbrjrbjrbjr" 27:27 "1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, 4-3, 2-1. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-2-3, 4-5 28:05 "dsfjdoesn't cut corners. he always gives up! that's why he never number 1!" 28:27 "all the mothers and the-" 28:30 "we all have problems, no doubt; for sure, but tonight, let's forget and unite." ........."sure" 29:16 "like PaRappa, you gotta ŋ̶ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̷ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̴ŋ̴ŋ̶ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̸ŋ̵ŋ̵ŋ̴ŋ̵ŋ̷ŋ̸ŋ̸ŋ̷ŋ̴ŋ̵ŋ̸ŋ̶ŋ̸" 29:18 awkward 29:21 awkward, the sequel 29:25 "now scre"A̶A̶A̶A̷A̷A̵""eam""A̵A̸A̴A̷A̶A̴A̶A̶A̴A̶A̶A̷A̵A̸A̷A̶A̷A̷A̸A̵A̵A̸A̸A̷A̶" 29:28 whole PaRappa-crowd interaction part

[@ryanrombalski378]

3:00 Parappa thinks his own joke is so funny that he laughs at an astounding rate, causing him to seize

[@jordy_de-zee]

i ruined your like count it was a the funny 2 digit number

[@gameshowsforeverofficialch3462]

@@jordy_de-zee we do not care about the number 69 anymore

[@gameshowsforeverofficialch3462]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 toast fries fries buns

[@shakgiregalphalot203]

Cut the- Cheese ljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljljlj- Cheese

[@Specyington]

mario when -3000 H speed

[@cloepro2126]

5:33 Parappa: you want freestyle? I’ll show you rrrrrr-eeeeeaaal- FFFRFRFRFRFRFRFRRFRFEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTYYYYYLLLE

[@Lola-j1q]

5:53 how did you do??

[@alwinwinter1645]

12:25 He really took that "No Pause inbetween" literally

[@thegreatgoobert5847]

Cicc

[@ericacepoi5003]

fr bro

[@RubyChocoCookie]

*He took it so hard he became a machine gun.*

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28ye

[@Skele-19]

Chinese has been so ingrained in my brain that I immediately recognize the references to it in- God I love PaRappa the Rapper 2 so much.

[@Ninetails2000]

8:18 Guru Ant: Let me show you what true power really is. Also Guru Ant: WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK WHY ARE WE HUGE!?

[@jewelsherr382]

Made me almost die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@themostpointlessvideos]

26:47 "It's party time, c'mon everybody! You can shake your doodoo out yo butt!"

[@yusatelevision]

The player is so smart 😂

[@guffingtonreal]

14:04 amused me way more than it should have

[@marisue-hl7gr]

"You gotta doo doo every single day"

[@marisue-hl7gr]

The score has a sense of humour.

[@clonedzombie5689]

its so relatable

[@itzweegee8529]

You’re turning gay!

[@aeroon9991]

His magnum opus in Stage 6... (20:03 is definitely my favorite part. That short segment is genuinely catchy.)

[@Hyperlink1991]

29:16 "Like PaRappa, you gotta Ooooooooooooooo... Oops..."

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

*Parappa.exe stopped working*

[@HunterShows]

Pretty fabulous. Not only is it a speedrun, but really clever and some actual decent rapping which is a change for this game.

[@Laenthor]

My favourite moments, mostly good sentence mixing: 2:18 Burger those burgers 2:34 KETCHUP 2:41 Handle it with EEEEEEEEEE 5:02 glitch in the matrix 5:37 A bit too much love 7:34 What's my full name 7:50 The origin of my life is simple 7:56 Parappa has a bad trip and wants to get off 8:48 AMOGUS 9:47 Parappa the procrastinator 13:59 Please commit the act of intercourse with me 14:46 Surprise antagonism Stage 5 doesn't give too much to work with but just hearing "die" a lot is a bit funny Stage 6 is also pretty lacking 23:50 Acapella 25:16 Noodles taste better than what? 25:26 I think he likes potatoes 25:46 Surprise antagonism part 2 26:47 Parappa's secret hobbies 28:24 Someone went to get milk 29:15 You gotta BELCH 29:24 Technically the truth

[@toekneemart5597]

What do you mean stage 5 is filled with references to previous remixes of the song

[@mystic839]

i dunno i think stage 6 is one of the best

[@DolanDuking]

@@mystic839 All the cum burgers

[@woqey43]

i remember the live chat seeing 25:16, everyone was talkin bout it

[@dacianbuzlea]

9:29 You are the everybody man I think you missed one

[@uribrown3284]

9:44 "Let's not waste no time, here we go, aight?" "No." "Let's waste time, aight?"

[@franedge8931]

"NOW."

[@Offbeatcat]

25:46 The single greatest moment of this TAS

[@Weldedhodag]

13:58 this whole segment is incredible

[@Vroomillion]

25:51 is just incredible

[@Freepipebombs]

16:38 💀💀💀

[@MAr10q]

@@Freepipebombsdid he just the n word

[@Capybara6129]

25:26 "but then many things can be tasty, potatoes potatoes potat- even potatoes"

[@Hyperlink1991]

25:26 "But then again, many things can be tasty. Patatoes, patatoes, patatoes, even PATATOES..."

[@Mimi-w9s3o]

y’all i think he likes potatoes

[@jacethomas5562]

Tastes better than ass, but don't ask you why

[@TheSprunkerOfficial]

🥔🥔🥔🥔

[@skyblue-cn9ub]

its so fucking cool that the random button spam happens, cuz it basically kills the score, and im pretty sure that's so the bonus stage doesn't happen

[@Kriskirby1992]

“Crave for speed and let your body go” as they say

[@rainbowycutesy]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@boiboi7717]

remember, always go down without a fight

[@Allzoy]

Why does this feel like something I’d be asked before being offered meth

[@SquallyCoin5664]

@@Allzoy It sounds more like instructions than a question.

[@glitchmaster2672]

PLEASE FOK PLEASE FOK

[@YuNoHu_dotzip]

29:14 “Like Parrapa, you gotta believe!” “Like Parrapa, you gotta EEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

[@nickbotful]

29:24 NOW SCREAAAM parapa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Idk why this got me as much as it did but I'm struggling to breath rn oh my god

[@matcha._.ari370]

I literally had to keep myself from dying of laughter at that part because my family was asleep 😂

[@oldmanbonk4061]

i was in tears at this one

[@trololo.mp4]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@trololo.mp4]

df

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

he was so fucking happy, he stayed at 1 frame

[@dragonfire7076]

5:48 when you fast forward a dvd

[@iancortescontreras6084]

Explaining {blank} lore

[@vibelesssssss]

“IN PARENTHESIS, LET ME STRESS THE FACT CLEARLY: THAT LITTLE SLIPPERY THING TASTES SO GOOD ALL THE TIME.”

[@e3editions]

It's not in parenthesis.

[@vibelesssssss]

@@e3editions (IN PARENTHESIS, LET ME STRESS THE FACT CLEARLY: THAT LITTLE SLIPPERY THING TASTES SO GOOD ALL THE TIME.)

[@fartlordsmellytoe3690]

@@vibelesssssss bro that's a mega fail 😞

[@8StringFuryGaming]

This is one of the greatest tool-assisted runs I've ever seen.

[@Hyperlink1991]

17:56 "I'm not groovin', my body's just stop groovin'."

[@bl3ivids]

turn on auto generated subtitles and go to 24:10

[@redcrewmate1813]

create your own boobs

[@donnygamer4125]

BRUJ

[@hum4np3rs0n3]

He told me to, and so I must

[@Kylinity]

estrogen in a nutshell

[@stargazersdance]

I really adore the easter eggs you've sprinkled throughout the TAS. Great job!!

[@ColinTurnedIntoAnEngie]

27:04 "wave dat ass"

[@kiroma0]

6:14 I love how he just knocks her out with the kisses, continues to do the moves perfectly and then does a finisher kiss

[@c0zmozys]

"hug KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI love and chop KI-"

[@mailingcat]

That’s a man he kissed

[@SalwaCreationTime]

I know I'm læt , but he's a boy XD

[@chrismarckplays943]

That's a guy

[@UltraOrangeNinja]

5:59 auto generated captions.

[@kels_tho]

Im a nutshell

[@wonderboys_adventure1150]

Auto generated captions be like: Chop Chop Master Onion: "Kick, Kick, Punch some balls!" WTF

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

@@wonderboys_adventure1150yes

[@SylasThorn]

kick punch pull push

[@panthererousse]

references (probably not all of them): 1:39 Chinese? 1:44 Chinese 2:06 Chinese? 3:04 Chinese 7:38 Chinese 9:28 Chinese 12:03 stage 4 but each line is a reference to something (i dont know the original) 14:00 Chinese 14:05 stage 4 but each line is a reference to something (i dont know the original) 14:25 stage 4 but each line is a reference to something (i dont know the original) 15:57 die 16:30 The newest flava? 17:06 parappa and takoyama sing expurgation 17:11 parappa and takoyama sing expurgation 17:50 Chinese 19:01 stage 6 but it gets more ridiculous 19:11 stage 6 but it gets more ridiculous 19:20 to 23:13 probably has a parappa gives diabetes to everyone but idk where 19:34 stage 6 but it gets more ridiculous 20:08 stage 6 but it gets more ridiculous 24:23 chinese 25:50 chinese

[@dinosore_rs]

17:50 is a "chinese" reference! "Keep the Keep the moving line moving moving movkeep moving" Edit: It’s on the list now! ^w^

[@ebrogames2108]

I knew that there were chinese references in this lmao

[@jordy9606]

omfg i swear when i joined this guys discord one of the rules was no chinese jokes 💀💀💀 whatt the hell

[@AMudkipAmongUs]

The heat the grill right before 1:44 I’m pretty sure is Chinese too

[@StarKurusu]

man what is a chinese reference

[@ricestir_]

the amount of chinese (TAS Rats) references in this tas is amazing its so cool

[@KaiAnimatesLol]

9:44 Guru: lets not waste no time, here we go, alright? Parappa: *No. Lets waste time. Ight?* Edit: holy shit im famous mom!!!!

[@SonicPman]

I thought this was a speed run >:0

[@cotulprital0241]

funny thing is the game accepted that, it simply wasn't good enough for the cool

[@dominoes64]

BFDI FAN :D

[@alexthekestrel4194]

10:05 Guru: It’ll never happen again Parappa: ITLL HAPPEN AGAIN

[@zeroideas3722]

@@alexthekestrel4194 Parappa: YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER PROMISE

[@Karniyathesilly]

25:29 "potatoes potatoes potatoes even potatoes" hits hard

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

28:30 "We all have problems no doubt for sure, but tonight let's forget and unite!" Parappa realizing that's not factually possible because we do live in a society: ... "ˢ ᵘ ʳ ᵉ"

[@bubtubthegreat]

doesnt look very hopeful either lol

[@Romsy_rom]

The amount of references to things like Chinese and the hair scare expurgation remix is insane

[@That0neDude]

19:21 bruh parappa can really rap

[@Welcometomybarbeque]

yeah

[@tophat156]

When the

[@oi_bruv]

Come come come come come cook the come burger come come fry throw

[@hehehefunnyname9613]

7:51 “ I can’t take it no more”

[@curlybrace4984]

“I’m not movin, my body’s just stopped movin” 17:56

[@thatguyfromthebush]

22:09 when you are in a fps game and shoots on every direction

[@kpjammerwolf330]

Bro got that extreme spread shot upgrade lol

[@thatguyfromthebush]

@@kpjammerwolf330 ikr lmao

[@azamisverygood]

Shotgun be like :

[@Space_Reptile]

I had tears in my eyes at moments, never did i think i would laugh so hard at parappa the rapper speedrun shinanigans

[@Potatogaming47]

8:08 "you never really cared"

[@caydengazo1624]

5:10 & 5:43 I almost lost my breath laughing

[@Knux5577]

Damn he was hugging him real tight Then he had a seizure lmao

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

I CANT. HE WASN'T MOVING BUT THE SOUND

[@CopperPrettyBlood]

(5:48) is the best for me

[@birdlovesart]

24:51 ba duh ba duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh j̶̨͎͚̩͖͎̈́̊̃̉̂̚̕͠ȅ̸̱̉̐́̄̉̽̒͛h̷̢̺̙̩̠͙̳̾̀̄̋̐̎̚͝x̵̧̛̛̬́̃̑̆̅͆̕͜n̶̛͎̰̗̬͔̰̙͊̏́͋̉͆̊͠s̵̪̋̈́̎͊̃̏̚ẽ̷̳̙͇́̈́̇̈͒̊̕ǰ̵̢̘̺̜͇̦͇̳̏̽̆͑͝ḏ̴̡̧͇̯̦͙͈͚̓̈́̒͝h̵̯̙̣̔̌͛͗̈́s̶͙̮͇̦̙̣̦͉̎͒̋̎̿̄͊͑j̸̢̳̖͍̏̽͝j̸̨̨͍̘͖̞̱̿̿͗̉̽̀ͅf̷͔̯̲̦̰̂͜d̷̟͇̩̗̂̐͆͒͆̈́̃̔͗j̵̭̓̑͑ş̶̛͈̼̞̹̅̄͂̔͌̎͛͜͝s̴̜̖̊̆̉̀̌͌́̕k̷̭͇͔͖̯̳̙̠̈́ͅs̶̻̣͓̽͒͌̾̆̔͂̇k̴̢̥͖̟̠̟͌̂ȩ̸̠͍̥̥̜̓̉̎̏̋̔́d̶̡͉̥͖͇̱͚̤̒̃̾͒̐̆h̶̨̟̠̮̪̦̝͗͊̓̀̀͐̄̚ẻ̸̛̩̝̫͠l̶͈̣̋̈̆̈́̂̀p̵̲̤̬̺͈̞̼̎̐̂̔̚m̵̛͖͙̟̭̼͇̽͌̓͆͑̓͠e̷̝̞͍̬̱̥͙̻̊̇̃j̴̛̰͕̞̈́̀͌͌͂͂͝d̶̢͖̼͉͓͌̿̂͝m̵̛̙̄̐̀̌̍̆͝s̸̢̤̳̿̓̇j̸̡̧͉͇͖̲͈̤̔̌̏̌͐͜s̷͍̆ͅm̷̳̝͍̩͚̣̪̯̀͛̌͗͒̕r̵̡̛̺̰͓̺̼̖̯͗̓͠u̶̟̫̞̲͍̮̅̀ş̷̙̩̥̙̳͉̤͖̇͋̓͂̈́̕m̴͙̫͙͕̠̖̒̽͜ͅͅú̴͎͒̈́̈́̆́͠è̶̮͕̍̐̕ͅ

[@TheSprunkerOfficial]

Banannaannananana 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 ø·ø ̈ùšù„ø© ... ø£øoù†ùšø© ù„ù„ø£ø·ù ø§ù„ ... ù„ùšø ̈ùšø§✻H+3+ЯД✻7luCJIo0T6...···9ꓕ0oIſꓛnʅL✻ДЯ+Ɛ+H✻

[@darkness3981]

2:43 Chef: “Handle it with ease” Parappa: “Handle it with *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* “

[@SkullChao]

Ya gotta handle the EEEEEE

[@darkness3981]

@That1Gamer218 You don't handle it with ease and you end up dying.

[@darkness3981]

@That1Gamer218 Ya break your spine and get scoliosis as a result.

[@JustYourLocalNoob]

​@@darkness3981*handles it with ease the wrong way*

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

Absolutely LOVED stage 5 of this, the stupid little remarks parappa makes at 17:57, the MASSIVE amount of free styling compared to most of the other songs and fucking EXPERGATION at 17:08 with the game even giving you points for it was amazing. TASing rhythm games has always been awesome to me due to the satisfaction of hitting all the notes perfectly (or in this games case) the silly little free styles that go around and even if I’m really late it’s still neat to see parappa fans still alive even after stuff like FNF has lost most of it’s relevance.

[@FankDaEpicTank]

12:28 Kick, kick, kick, kick KiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKiKi

[@darkness3981]

5:00 Parappa: “Look up, look up, look up, look up, look up, look up, look up in the s-sk-s-sk-s-sk-s-sk-s-ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss **turns into a rapid-fire sprinkler, says “A-A-A-A”, and then into a machine gun then to a lawn mower** *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* ”

[@Specyington]

luca, luca, luca, luca, lucapindesk *begins to blj*

[@Domined3]

9:20 is sending me to the fucking stratosphere.

[@Domined3]

Now I know im not the only one that hears that 16:39

[@Domined3]

20:38 is god tier

[@c0zmozys]

man i hate when my mind iz like dbdbfbbsbdbdbdbdnbdbd

[@boomdini9744]

17:51 this man really went and channeled the WHOLE Chinese

[@Roboty64]

8:18 dude, let me show you what true power really is. (starts to panic immediately after)

[@bricklock1942]

If it was possible to do this on an actual PS2 console, I honestly think that would be amazing. Also the cool mode skip in Stage 2, 3, 6, and 7 that’s actually really smart, considering the small pause when you’re about to enter a lesson, or in stage 6, when there’s a slight pause in each line you finish in good mode, or on stage 7 where PJ interrupts them, and that extra line when you’re about to enter Lesson 4. The time finished was 29:47, but the time legally starts when you press start on the title screen, so if you subtract that by 14 seconds, you get 29m 33s. I’m also impressed that you credited yourself at the very end of the video.

[@Ninetails2000]

It actually is. The basics of it is using mode shifts to skip forward a few lines or skip around transition phases. With good enough timing and skill, you can do that yourself. Though not with this much entertainment factor to go with it. XP

[@bricklock1942]

@@Ninetails2000 On the actual PS2, the loading screens take so long that it’s probably impossible to get a sub 30 minute run. I’m saying that maybe if runs like these were possible you could go under 30 minutes.

[@Mark-the-Raider]

TAS timing rules are different than standard speedruns, where time starts on console power on, and ends at the last input

[@snickerdoooodle]

@@bricklock1942 See, that's where the real skill in a Parappa sub-30 run comes in. Too much time is spent with the game disk spinning over data that isn't relevant to the current level. By scratching the game disk like a record on a turntable, you can shave entire milliseconds off load times with robot-like disk-jockeying

[@Lemon_Turtle]

4:20 well atleast he isn't committing tax fraud

[@greenknight9000]

25:45 *_I WAS FUCKIN' WAITING FOR THIS AND YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT_*

[@blusic9373]

I LOVE THE REFERENCES YOU PUT FROM OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT CHINESE VIDEO AND EXPURGATION THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

[@MungiuMan77]

My favorite moment(s)from each song: 2:42 Handle it with EEEEEEE 5:00 Look up! Lookup! Looku! Lok! Lookupinthe skskskskskskskskssssssssSSSSSSS *helicoptor* 9:44 no 13:49 *parappa has a seizure* 16:37 Racism 17:04 Hairpurgation 18:04 give you a ######## and we’re done! 19:16 this entire section is a banger until you start spamming come 25:17 taste better than 🍑 25:47 You’re welcome, brother. 29:14 You gotta #######

[@Freepipebombs]

Why is 29:27 actually groovy?

[@Camthebanana]

After 29:14 the banger comes

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

I forgot about the expurgation cover

[@ABCD-ff9ft]

12:28 I like how parappa gets knocked doqn and only tries to repeat the prompt when he comes back

[@chimeramanticore]

why does the section at 19:15 actually slap rly hard

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

parappa the dj

[@dominoes64]

@@therealwisemysticaltree cook bu cook burgers

[@gst535]

"Womenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomenwomen the sound- you get- turn me on yeah. Rinse rinse me good. You make me look tall. *cums* The grammy goes all the way" Yeah that's fire More like kanye west tbh

[@NintendoNerd64]

parappa gets rewarded for committing assault on his friends

[@thatguyfromthebush]

theres a version on BahnDaten channel with the ridiculous version and he plays exact like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIjHo2mvl5mSetU

[@Kylinity]

2:42 handle it with eeeeeeeee-

[@Elbobburrito]

5:12 me internally any time I'm on an actual date.

[@Chris-jl6vp]

1:40 we didn't even go 2 minutes before we got a Chinese reference. Excellent lmao.

[@reddeadhdz3058]

A man of culture 🧐🍷

[@mcdonaldsbutter]

Totobun fr

[@k-boi420]

✖⬛⬛ ✖⬛ ✖✖⬛ ✖⬛

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

i still wheeze at the AAAAAA grill AAAAAA gril AAA AAA AA A A A AAAAAAAgril

[@kamikazer6484]

@@thatbiachecalledLoue AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bun-

[@justalonelyfirebender0]

Ngl I would pay for a recording of JUST the freestyle in stage 6. It's so good! This whole video is a laugh, especially the spam notes.

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

Parappa having relationship issues with Guru and calling him sus repeatedly is one of my favourite breakdowns in this video apart from the stroke he had in the second level, nothin' but pure emotion and drama there

[@CristobalElMario]

28:01 "Doesn't cut corners, he's never gives up, that's why he always number one" - "IWJBQUOAODN doesn't cut corners, he's always gives up, that's right he never number one! lmao

[@Deon]

14:04 you gotta doo doo every, single, day

[@eldritchskye2608]

can’t disagree

[@Zecxrity]

true factually

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

Yes

[@katistrofic1522]

5:49 like it or not hes spitin facts

[@Tronked]

Bro is explaining fnaf lore

[@luvvybee7942]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Camthebanana]

Bro was spitting so hard he made out with his friend

[@anova4219]

10:30 parappa breaking down and cussing him out for lying about it not happening again

[@creechieuihana]

This TAS is one of the only times a COOL Mode sounded cool and was actually uploaded on KZbin. (I’m referring to Stage 6.) Most of the time, people just spam the words together, instead of trying to actually remix the lyrics together. My mans literally said “Cum- Burger!!!” and it made my entire day.

[@killerman-dk5cw]

I just imagine that when the teachers give parappa freedom they are just done with him freestyling on their lyrics