Series 3, Episode 2 - 'The Dong and the Gong.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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Taskmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Al, Dave, Paul, Rob and Sara attempt another set of tasks, including trying to surprise Alex as much as possible.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@LazyFemme
@LazyFemme Жыл бұрын
This show is the literal interpretation of the phrase “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes”
@muhammadanuar5537
@muhammadanuar5537 10 ай бұрын
Yup as stupid as you and your comment
@mohirashaikh3825
@mohirashaikh3825 7 ай бұрын
Yepp... this is in refrence to the taylor swift song right? Miss americana and the heart break prince
@xaviersavard6343
@xaviersavard6343 7 ай бұрын
​​@@mohirashaikh3825Taylor swift DID NOT invent it. It was used all the way back in the 80's , predating the internet. Even basic research could tell you this.
@mohirashaikh3825
@mohirashaikh3825 7 ай бұрын
@@xaviersavard6343 okay thanks for enlightening me .... I still like to think of it in reference to the taylor swift song 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
@MrFtge
@MrFtge 6 ай бұрын
​@@xaviersavard6343Don't get excited
@TheZackChapman
@TheZackChapman 4 жыл бұрын
Every time Paul Chowdhry says "innit," an angel gets its wings.
@eurielrabano5732
@eurielrabano5732 4 жыл бұрын
Bastard's crying, innit
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
I love him
@lawbl5415
@lawbl5415 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime he says it i'm 1 step closer to clicking away the video
@kevinmcluvin517
@kevinmcluvin517 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Paul say "innit" Rob grows an extra tooth.
@neverlistentome
@neverlistentome 3 жыл бұрын
I would have thought every time he says innit a brit gets a cavity.
@miyawasser
@miyawasser 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 "It is a lotta melon" "It's a wotta melon"
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
Mitsuha I love him.
@fioshakespeare
@fioshakespeare 3 жыл бұрын
innit
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
“Melon, innit.”
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat Жыл бұрын
I didn't even get that! Thanks for pointing it out. 😂
@r.p.4432
@r.p.4432 6 ай бұрын
Paul’s gesture at around 2:50 is referencing breasts right? That made me laugh so hard 😂
@berkpick
@berkpick 4 жыл бұрын
If only tree wizard had been there for the balloon popping event.
@maiNmusica
@maiNmusica 4 жыл бұрын
He would have taken ages!😂 - double-checking every one of those balloons-
@NivMizzet89
@NivMizzet89 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't tree wizard create balloons? That's the opposite of what this task needs!
@berkpick
@berkpick 4 жыл бұрын
@@NivMizzet89 tree wizard can givith and tree wizard can taketh away
@FloraWest
@FloraWest 4 жыл бұрын
@@maiNmusica "How many times will he check the balloon? Tree Wizard!"
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 4 жыл бұрын
Busy at comic relief i bet
@lillianfitts5539
@lillianfitts5539 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Rob dressed as a gran spraying water at Alex whilst laughing hysterically is both hilarious and disturbing
@natalya3779
@natalya3779 4 жыл бұрын
Lillian Fitts more of the latter I suppose
@zombiepete
@zombiepete 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the most surprising thing was how good he looked in the dress.
@sasikumarrajenthran4468
@sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 жыл бұрын
It was hard to tell if the laughing was him in character or if he actually did lose it.
@jackierosas9593
@jackierosas9593 4 жыл бұрын
It was a little like Norman Bates. Edit: Just saw the end, guess Greg thought so too.
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 4 жыл бұрын
It surprised me how ugly he was as a woman, when I find him so attractive as a man.
@willbates4370
@willbates4370 4 жыл бұрын
“Melon innit?”
@georgetim1990
@georgetim1990 4 жыл бұрын
I got a noise complaint for how loud I guffawed when those words fell out his mouth.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
This bastard was crying with laughter when Paul said that, innit.
@bw4708
@bw4708 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, waiting in that shed to be surprised must have been legitimately terrifying on some level
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 4 жыл бұрын
You would think, but seeing how shit these guys were at surprising someone, maybe not. xD
@radlee974
@radlee974 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention _terribly_ boring. I’m not sure how exactly they go about filming the tasks but I would assume that each contestant gets their own day or half day and do a couple tasks per day. (Most likely depending on location and what tasks have been scheduled.) So I at least highly doubt that he had to film all of those on one day. But, still, he did have to sit in that shed for 5 freaking hours. Though, I’m sure he kept himself busy, it’s still not a enviable position to be in.
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but you can't keep your adrenaline levels up forever. Eventually they fall, so after an hour, I'd be like "Let's just get this over with." *yawn*
@Randoplants
@Randoplants 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's only truly terrifying if you're waiting for Rhod Gilbert.
@sharkofjoy
@sharkofjoy 3 жыл бұрын
I also thought this, but Alex is extremely weird.
@joseluislopes3956
@joseluislopes3956 4 жыл бұрын
*sprays water on a person with a pressure hose* - I'm sorry, are you wet? 😂
@dinekevinke2268
@dinekevinke2268 2 жыл бұрын
That question might be a part of the surprise haha
@theplasmawolf
@theplasmawolf 4 жыл бұрын
"Mummy says we're good at puzzles" (19:16) had me burst out laughing :)
@SpoonfulofCinnamon
@SpoonfulofCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I had to watch that about 10 times
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын
I mean they really were tho
@TheJJluv123
@TheJJluv123 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite line this series
@darengauthier522
@darengauthier522 3 жыл бұрын
Yup... Classic
@TheNormExperience
@TheNormExperience 3 жыл бұрын
Same! Best part of the whole shoe for me
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 3 жыл бұрын
"I said boxers and he misunderstood." Amazing. Completely forgot about that bit.
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 3 жыл бұрын
I also hadn't noticed that Pascoe had weighed down her snake box with some sort of rusty iron weight.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 2 жыл бұрын
I mean I prefered that mostly naked men surprise to the previous one The camera crew are surprisingly hot
@jonahcomstock3061
@jonahcomstock3061 Жыл бұрын
every now and then the particulars of the British accent really screw you over I guess
@PokerJoker811
@PokerJoker811 4 жыл бұрын
The Brown Clown is Paul's entire run on the show encapsulated in one single moment.
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 4 жыл бұрын
Bastards cry in, innit
@joofbing
@joofbing 4 жыл бұрын
And he waited in the box for 45mins instead of getting in in the final minutes.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын
Innit.
@halfling49
@halfling49 3 жыл бұрын
We live in a society, innit?
@marcgorter8651
@marcgorter8651 3 жыл бұрын
He's one of my favourite contestants tho
@mayanganggarani
@mayanganggarani 3 жыл бұрын
"Alex you've been a bad boy!" continued with hysterical but also chilling laughters is one of my all time fave of Rob Becket.
@dinekevinke2268
@dinekevinke2268 2 жыл бұрын
And then Alex is tied up 😂
@Sunprism
@Sunprism 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to think we shouldn't be laughing at Paul"
@RedLoopster
@RedLoopster 2 жыл бұрын
that phrase has sticked with me since, I can't tell if he's portraying a character or are we just bullies
@ericadavenport2039
@ericadavenport2039 2 жыл бұрын
He should definitely not be a comedian, that's for sure.
@blackmars2811
@blackmars2811 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericadavenport2039 🤡
@Viriditas87
@Viriditas87 4 жыл бұрын
"Looks like Morse code doesn't it" knowing that show and after the look under the table boat accident... *10 minutes later* god damnit! 😂🤣
@SpoonfulofCinnamon
@SpoonfulofCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
Did they make that bit about the two balloons up just to taunt him?
@sainaro2335
@sainaro2335 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpoonfulofCinnamon no, it really is more code. I checked
@SpoonfulofCinnamon
@SpoonfulofCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
@@sainaro2335 then it's hilarious and ironic 🤣
@HellHunter00
@HellHunter00 2 жыл бұрын
Gave Jon Richardson a run for his money there.
@andyk5467
@andyk5467 2 жыл бұрын
"pop just two and win"
@Comrade_Alpaca
@Comrade_Alpaca 3 жыл бұрын
The insane cackling laughter when Rob sprayed Alex was the best thing I've seen since Rhod Gilbert filmed Greg sleeping.
@lauriefromks7263
@lauriefromks7263 3 жыл бұрын
Or since Rhod Gilbert tied up Alex. Or since Rhod Gilbert made Alex wear a bikini. Or since Rhod Gilbert...
@Comrade_Alpaca
@Comrade_Alpaca 3 жыл бұрын
@@lauriefromks7263 just, since Rhod Gilbert honestly 😂
@andrewreaney
@andrewreaney 2 жыл бұрын
Why do people have to put spoiler comments about LATER seasons?
@Comrade_Alpaca
@Comrade_Alpaca 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewreaney isn't really a "spoiler" kind of show, you can't really "spoil" a game show, there's no story or anything to spoil. Either way, if you're watching on youtube, chances are, there are going to be people who have watched the show before, if you don't want "spoilers", don't check the comments
@georgiegan
@georgiegan 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 The funny thing about Paul's attempt is not how bad it was, but the fact that he just stayed in the box for the full duration just for one scare.
@johnjw1558
@johnjw1558 4 жыл бұрын
God I love this show and I'm so glad there's a way for us Americans to watch it legally and support the creators. Hope other British panel shows take note.
@chriswhamilton
@chriswhamilton 4 жыл бұрын
They made a US version also. Not sure how good it is. Alex is still the sidekick on it. I saw him do an interview where he said its half the length of the UK version with 25 advert breaks!
@Daugust77
@Daugust77 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriswhamilton It's bad. The UK comedians do everything on here to be goofy and witty, whereas the American version has nobodies that act like fame hungry asses. Reggie Watts is pretty good Taskmaster though
@Daugust77
@Daugust77 4 жыл бұрын
@Kathleen Henson Hey thank you!
@elftax
@elftax 4 жыл бұрын
Taskmaster has its own channel and they upload episodes every week
@johnjw1558
@johnjw1558 4 жыл бұрын
@@elftax While I appreciate the insight, you're literally replying to a comment on that channel lol. I'm just expressing my happiness that they did so.
@OkieDokieSmokie
@OkieDokieSmokie 4 жыл бұрын
Should've surprised Alex by not even being there when he came out of the shed. Just go home and surprise him with how little you care.
@1ay1aslife
@1ay1aslife 3 жыл бұрын
Ok Gaming thats what i thought to
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
Clever, but sad 😓
@SweetMargonade
@SweetMargonade 3 жыл бұрын
Or block him in
@Devonimp
@Devonimp 3 жыл бұрын
There was an open padlock on the door. Lock it.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын
I would have hid at the side and snuck into the shed after he opened it then been like "mate what are you doing out there it's cold"
@del_eris
@del_eris 4 жыл бұрын
Alex has the best poker face. Especially on that team task - just standing there while they try to figure out what to do.
@philaeew4866
@philaeew4866 4 жыл бұрын
Paul is like a hilarious hybrid of Sarah Milican's childlike clueless approach to genuinely everything and Romesh Ranganathan's Calm Before The Storm attitude (but then there's just no storm lol)
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
Well, 2 years later, good news, Sarah's gonna be on the next season
@kittykat490
@kittykat490 2 жыл бұрын
When Rob and Sarah walked into the room together for the team task I was thinking "my god they look like twin brother and sister" so I loved Greg pointing it out and them joking together about it
@thekingofnewyork7100
@thekingofnewyork7100 Жыл бұрын
I am absolutely convinced they are Sharpay and Ryan from High School Musical
@EducationProfessional-pc6ep
@EducationProfessional-pc6ep 4 жыл бұрын
"You can pretend it's someone else now innit ", a well placed innit always makes me laugh!
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
Geezers been saying "innit" for over a century now, but nobody has ever made "innit" their own like Paul Chowdhry, innit.
@meghanpfeiffer
@meghanpfeiffer 3 жыл бұрын
If James Acaster did the surprise task, he could have just said hello to Alex.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
If Acaster did the Surprise Task, Rhod Gilbert would have also done the Surprise Task, and I really don't want to think about that one..
@immaleaf4964
@immaleaf4964 2 жыл бұрын
@@sfshinz Well you already thought about it once, and now maybe a second time?
@enricomigliorini9612
@enricomigliorini9612 2 жыл бұрын
@@sfshinz I'm pretty sure Rhod would have just locked Alex in the shed
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 2 жыл бұрын
@@enricomigliorini9612 Yeah, on a day when he had succeeded in “shutting out the Voices”; but otherwise, the mind boggles.
@andrewgehling6566
@andrewgehling6566 2 жыл бұрын
Rhod would have actually kidnapped Alex's kids.
@ellastarburst736
@ellastarburst736 3 жыл бұрын
No one is talking about how the "deadly snake" was just a stuffed snake with a giant weight in the box
@grecomic
@grecomic 3 жыл бұрын
If the number on the weight is correct, Sara could have placed second if she agreed to have it weighed!
@wesleyackerman8211
@wesleyackerman8211 3 жыл бұрын
pretty good gag, too bad they didn't weigh it.
@phantimganon3369
@phantimganon3369 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to make this comment. Glad I checked before I TOO said "no one is taking about" 😅 She actually did nail that task. And it's not like they didn't have to lug it up there... 😂😂
@zeuxlaught2797
@zeuxlaught2797 2 жыл бұрын
@@grecomic because then they would know it isn't real
@irresistablejewel
@irresistablejewel 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still wondering if a shoebox full of pennies is heavier than a block of granite or concrete; censoring the shoebox and whether War & Peace is heavier (or dryer) than Al's heavy book? It's a great show, Sarah giving up points for the reasons of comedy; individual tasks (no points... maybe one); Greg and Alex creating something beautiful from chaos; a deadly snake... well from what we know of Sarah... do you want to open the box?
@RushMyPancake
@RushMyPancake 4 жыл бұрын
"innit" -Paul
@yuvgotmel
@yuvgotmel 3 жыл бұрын
“Mummy says we’re good at puzzles” had me cracking up for minutes 😂
@mamathuggin
@mamathuggin 4 жыл бұрын
I would have just locked him in the shed🤣
@demerion
@demerion 4 жыл бұрын
I would have done nothing and just leave. That's the most unexpecting thing you can do
@HaydenHaystackArts
@HaydenHaystackArts 4 жыл бұрын
@@demerion Agreed. Although I think he would have been genuinely surprised if he were locked in.
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 3 жыл бұрын
Alice's attempt at surprising Alex in series 6 is my favorite.
@maikenelissen3767
@maikenelissen3767 3 жыл бұрын
Well, but he'd have heard someone locking him in, so that wouldn't have been very surprising, I guess
@laurenjcoates
@laurenjcoates 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know who Paul was before this show but he might be one of my top 5 taskmaster contestants ever.
@11ozzielover
@11ozzielover 4 жыл бұрын
"Innit"
@fhpurcell5364
@fhpurcell5364 4 жыл бұрын
innit
@andrewgehling6566
@andrewgehling6566 2 жыл бұрын
he's definitely in my top 5
@ashleighcalvert8937
@ashleighcalvert8937 3 жыл бұрын
Every task: Greg: “I want to see Paul’s” Paul: 😇
@jenelaina5665
@jenelaina5665 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever is choosing the thumbnails, keep up the good work. That sad clown's gonna haunt me. Edit to add: not as much as "Alex, you've been a bad boy!", but you didn't want to spoil that surprise...
@adamsbja
@adamsbja 4 жыл бұрын
Rob's cackling was just magical.
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamsbja You meant maniacal, right? 🤔😂
@WukongTheMonkeyKing
@WukongTheMonkeyKing 3 жыл бұрын
Brown clown, innit
@shethjrebbell
@shethjrebbell 2 жыл бұрын
"It's those slo-mo ones you're doin'" absolutely slayed me hahaha
@chrisprobst6963
@chrisprobst6963 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna be friends with Rob Beckett, he laughs so easily, hanging out with him I'd feel like I'm Far funnier than I actually am
@EricaVeee
@EricaVeee 4 жыл бұрын
"I think that what I do is counteract Rob's level of enthusiasm which doesn't seem to be determined by what's happening...he's just relentlessly enthusiastic about whatever it is. He would approach a visit to Disney Land in the same way that he'd approach a visit to Guantanamo. He is equally positive about everything." -Romesh Ranganathan
@breadfan_85
@breadfan_85 4 жыл бұрын
I would surprise Alex by greeting him very warmly with a good handshake and a smile, and giving some heartfelt compliments. Like that I appreciate the hard work he does and that I think he's a nice fellow. I bet that would surprise the shit out if him coming from any contestant. Or by doing absolutely nothing, not being there at all. He just opens the shed to a bunch of quiet, normalness.
@jay-tbl
@jay-tbl 3 жыл бұрын
I would've blocked up the door lmao
@smwad7103
@smwad7103 Жыл бұрын
I love when they get the cracker and and they don’t just rip it open they look for a partner to do it with them.
@curtisbrummitt5470
@curtisbrummitt5470 4 жыл бұрын
Not 3 minutes in, and I'm having difficulty breathing after "Melon, innit?"
@Freaksoftheinternet
@Freaksoftheinternet 4 жыл бұрын
Rob's surprise actually brought me to tears in laughter.
@becamicusack3598
@becamicusack3598 Жыл бұрын
I love that Al saw the morse code, and subconsciously reversed it somehow: He popped all but two instead of popping two!
@laurenjcoates
@laurenjcoates 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody brought in a “heavy metal” album
@Reichieru1
@Reichieru1 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been good.
@CurveTheRain
@CurveTheRain 4 жыл бұрын
Using the Surprise-O-Meter, how surprised are you?
@laurenjcoates
@laurenjcoates 4 жыл бұрын
CurveTheRain about here *gestures*
@emilychb6621
@emilychb6621 4 жыл бұрын
I'd have taken it totally literal and went on eBay to buy some Osmium...
@sebastianpochert4511
@sebastianpochert4511 4 жыл бұрын
My first instinct was tungsten since it's heavy AF but also affordable.
@lais6299
@lais6299 3 жыл бұрын
the morse code balloons lmao it's 'debajo de la mesa' all over again
@Biamarc98
@Biamarc98 Жыл бұрын
When Al said it looks like morse codr I instantly thought of Jon Richardson asking Alex if he knows what debajo de la mesa means haha
@dancetx
@dancetx Жыл бұрын
Rob and Sara are giving strong "older sister & younger brother ready to cause some mischief" vibes
@Brinta3
@Brinta3 8 ай бұрын
Or: cousins who practiced French kissing with each other
@ThestuffthatSaralikes
@ThestuffthatSaralikes 2 жыл бұрын
Rob’s “jet wash Nan” surprise was most definitely one of the craziest “breakdowns” I’ve had the pleasure to watch on TM!
@NateJ6
@NateJ6 4 жыл бұрын
Every time someone asks Alex what the condiment is, he just said the color and I think that was a very funny thing.
@mcv2178
@mcv2178 6 ай бұрын
Brown sauce is a specific sauce, we do not have it in the US
@88porpoise
@88porpoise Ай бұрын
​@@mcv2178First, he did the same for other colours. Second, while there may be some differences in edge cases, "brown sauce" in the UK is essentially "steak sauce" in the US. For example "A1 Steak Sauce" in the US is a "brown sauce" in the UK.
@The_Drewid
@The_Drewid 4 жыл бұрын
Is Paul doing a character, or is he just a pathologically chill dude?
@philiplawton
@philiplawton 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@vinalia
@vinalia 4 жыл бұрын
He’s just Romesh without any amount of Anger
@goreface9311
@goreface9311 4 жыл бұрын
After watching 2 episodes, I'm beginning to think he may have a mental disability.
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 4 жыл бұрын
chilled* not chill.
@kavalogue
@kavalogue 4 жыл бұрын
Strawberry Unicorn being ‘chill’ is a state of mind and a way of life. Being ‘chilled’ is to be cooled down Fuck outta here with your stupid corrections tryna make yourself feel better and others bad but you just wrong and stupid
@ohmahgawdfilms
@ohmahgawdfilms 4 жыл бұрын
when I read the morse code and it said "pop just two and win" I was like "oh no"
@freakette555
@freakette555 3 жыл бұрын
I used to have a job running escape rooms and the way the teams acted when trying to free alex is literally EXACTLY how people act in escape rooms.
@madelynchamplin3329
@madelynchamplin3329 2 жыл бұрын
The “Mummy says we’re good at puzzles” line is so underrated
@Chikin1ninjas
@Chikin1ninjas 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed the prizes have gotten significantly less valuable since series 1 😂
@anitagielen6850
@anitagielen6850 Жыл бұрын
Al's "clock" looked kinda pricey.
@beth12svist
@beth12svist Жыл бұрын
​@@anitagielen6850 He is, after all, Al "Moneybags" Murray. 😃
@JohnSmithShields
@JohnSmithShields 3 ай бұрын
Mark Watson disagrees
@smaz1400
@smaz1400 7 ай бұрын
Al Murray's surprise attempt is especially funny when you remember that the taskmaster house backs up onto a golf course
@Liv-or5ci
@Liv-or5ci 4 жыл бұрын
Binge watching this show has been the most fulfilling way I’ve spent quarantine
@bluorchid549
@bluorchid549 4 жыл бұрын
In Canada, 911 is for police so for a full second I thought they were actually gunna call the police to help get Alex out
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын
In the US, "911's a Joke"
@WangxianFF7
@WangxianFF7 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! I'm from the US and was like oh God they're gonna call the cops
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 3 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@gaco98
@gaco98 3 жыл бұрын
In the uk the police number is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
@Joyfk
@Joyfk 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaco98 to whom it may concern, FIRE FIRE FIRE
@diepessimistin9079
@diepessimistin9079 4 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of sad nobody considered throwing a surprise party with cake for Alex. That would have been nice.
@faultyfox669
@faultyfox669 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! I thought I was the only one thinking the most surprising thing on taskmaster is someone being really nice to Alex, like Mike Wozniak. That was a big surprise this season. A party and present would have really weirded him out.
@andrewgehling6566
@andrewgehling6566 Жыл бұрын
@Faulty Fox I would have just hit him with a cake.
@andrewgehling6566
@andrewgehling6566 Жыл бұрын
Surprise! Cake in the face.
@somethingelse9176
@somethingelse9176 Жыл бұрын
​@@andrewgehling6566or the bum 😏
@ariannaoconnell351
@ariannaoconnell351 4 жыл бұрын
Paul always looks so sad. I just want to hug him.
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's how he gets you
@mayafantana5310
@mayafantana5310 2 жыл бұрын
Me too... I would just like to check in with him and make sure he's doing well
@letiziageltz1782
@letiziageltz1782 3 жыл бұрын
I think Rob's laugh is the most insane thing I've ever heard
@markbrown7913
@markbrown7913 4 жыл бұрын
Into season 3 already & Greg still hasn't said "Little Alex Horne".
@henrymiranda8415
@henrymiranda8415 3 жыл бұрын
Boy is next episode gonna be a treat for you
@CrippleX89
@CrippleX89 3 жыл бұрын
The footage of Rob's surprise for Alex is downright cursed when you watch it without context
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 3 жыл бұрын
It’s cursed when you watch it WITH context.
@GraemeGunn
@GraemeGunn 4 жыл бұрын
14:40 lmao he's just cackling away. He doesn't care about anything, he's just enjoying it
@chimpinaneckbrace
@chimpinaneckbrace 4 жыл бұрын
“Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! I’m bored . . . "
@Locane256
@Locane256 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommended this to me because Series 2 had Jon Richardson in it, and I can't stop watching Cats Does Countdown. I think I'm addicted to this now, too. DAMN YOU BRITTISH TV! STOP BEING SO FUNNY!
@sasikumarrajenthran4468
@sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 жыл бұрын
Wait till you find out the other shows like Would I Lie to You, QI, Big Fat Quiz and Mock of the Week
@danicatanner7698
@danicatanner7698 4 жыл бұрын
MUMMY SAYS WERE GOOD AT PUZZLES LMAO
@wolfelkan8183
@wolfelkan8183 4 жыл бұрын
00:31 Introductions & Banter 01:50 Prize Task: Heaviest Item that can fit in a Shoebox 05:29 Task 1: Surprise Alex 12:19 Segment 2 16:46 Task 2: "Your Time Starts Now" 21:56 Segment 3 25:27 Task 3: Self Portrait 30:17 Task 4: Pop All the Balloons 36:24 Segment 4 39:54 Live Task: Sticky Tape Lunchbox 42:12 Final Scores
@deathwitheponine
@deathwitheponine 4 жыл бұрын
42:22 Paul's comment made me laugh out loud at my desk at work! aahhhh Am I the only one genuinely disappointed that nobody tried to decipher the morse code message? Bummer.
@jgg75
@jgg75 4 жыл бұрын
Al was the only one to even recognizing it looked sort of Morseian (I just made up a word).
@bunnysenpaimon6742
@bunnysenpaimon6742 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what it even says? edit: I didn't watch the episode the whole way thru before i commented lol
@deathwitheponine
@deathwitheponine 4 жыл бұрын
eri139 yeah they translated it at the end of the task. It said “pop only two and win,” basically they didn’t have to pop every single balloon there, they could have just popped 2 of them and been in 1st place.
@deathwitheponine
@deathwitheponine 4 жыл бұрын
Rivanni 39:43 - the translation quite literally reads “pop just two and win.”
@CDCHexaku
@CDCHexaku 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rivanni I can kinda read morse, and that is genuine morse. The colour difference marks the letter boundaries. The cards says "Pop the balloons, fastest win. Time starts when you pop your NEXT balloon". The card NEVER specifies you need to pop all of the balloons on the strings, so you can just pop the one that the card is in, pop one on the racks to start the time, pop another one, and say you're done to stop the time immediately.
@narendranbhaskar
@narendranbhaskar 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling only Sara and Greg fully understood the "Pretend you are someone else now innit?"
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
I would expect those two to be the first to catch a fisting joke
@crazyacea
@crazyacea 3 жыл бұрын
@@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 I see it as more of a masturbation joke. I think Paul's playing off of the old idea that if you wank with a numb hand it'll feel like better (because it feels like somebody else is doing it).
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
@@crazyacea ohhhhhH
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 2 жыл бұрын
"A really clever idea horrifically executed" is the theme of the show. "Ambitious but Rubbish" was already taken by the BBC.
@berkpick
@berkpick 4 жыл бұрын
That escape room challenge looked like the most fun, but I'd have at least asked Alex if I could just dislocate his thumbs.
@jacobloving6765
@jacobloving6765 3 жыл бұрын
You freak
@del_eris
@del_eris 3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: pick Team Creepy Twins - not Team Beard - if I ever have to do an escape room.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
Greg: "Are you two siblings?" Sarah: "Lord, I hope not, after what we've been up to."
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
Also, if Series 12 is anything to go by, pick the Smart But Ditzy parents instead of the Three Oblivious Kids
@beth12svist
@beth12svist Жыл бұрын
And based on Series 2 of Taskmaster NZ, pick Laura Daniel, not David Correos. 😃
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 Жыл бұрын
The “Your Time Starts Now” task was great, I love it when they get all escape-room-like. As Vic will say in the future, very much a task from the world of the customized inhaler.
@_therealgabe_
@_therealgabe_ 4 жыл бұрын
I know this show was already popular in the UK for years and for good reason. But I feel a surge in popularity internationally. Hopefully. Cause these men and women deserve the recognition.
@XxKagarwaxX
@XxKagarwaxX 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree! I am german and so glad that full episodes are uploaded. British tv is amazing
@chriswhamilton
@chriswhamilton 4 жыл бұрын
Im in the UK and had never even heard of it until about a week back when I was recommended an episode by the KZbin algorithm. I have watched 7 seasons back to back since in the last few days.
@goldenpony3460
@goldenpony3460 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriswhamilton where and how plz
@Originalkeauty
@Originalkeauty 4 жыл бұрын
I’m now Paul’s biggest fan! He’s fricken hilarious!
@jgg75
@jgg75 4 жыл бұрын
If Rob and Sara are twins then Greg is definitely the father... and Roisin Conaty the mother. One big happy Aryan family.
@caitthecat
@caitthecat 4 жыл бұрын
Is roisin a natural blond?
@drrrk9931
@drrrk9931 4 жыл бұрын
And Bob Mortimer is the grandfather
@E_y_a_l
@E_y_a_l 4 жыл бұрын
Sara(38) and Roisin(40) are roughly the same age...
@jgg75
@jgg75 4 жыл бұрын
@@E_y_a_l you are not really suggesting that I was actually being serious here??
@E_y_a_l
@E_y_a_l 4 жыл бұрын
@@jgg75 No, just very unkind to Roisin.
@adnamafett7862
@adnamafett7862 2 жыл бұрын
“Alex you’ve been a very bad boy” just the entire thing was unhinged lmao
@quqWoozWorld
@quqWoozWorld 2 жыл бұрын
"free alex" should have been a task they did every series, great fun
@xsuperdopeyx5933
@xsuperdopeyx5933 4 жыл бұрын
16:03 totally missed the opportunity to say “how many horns?” “Well, 5 if you really think about it” and I’ve never been so disappointed
@fhpurcell5364
@fhpurcell5364 4 жыл бұрын
well at least the end credits give credit for the taskmaster theme music to "the horne section", so that joke exists somewhere
@dustind8207
@dustind8207 4 жыл бұрын
I love this show, and the fact that you bring in comedians to play it is something every countries tv game shows should do because this is hilarious.
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
22:30 Karma Test by Gregor Davies isn't a real book. "Karma Test" is an anagram of "Taskmaster." they made a whole fake book just for the escape room task. amazing.
@katleinzimmerman8783
@katleinzimmerman8783 3 жыл бұрын
that’s not enough letters though...
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Carpenter shhhh ;)
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Carpenter you’re right, it’s missing one of the S’s.
@Cozybmcf
@Cozybmcf 3 жыл бұрын
And a t
@craZgirl1091
@craZgirl1091 3 жыл бұрын
I love al laughing at every task before he reads them out loud
@MrFtge
@MrFtge 6 ай бұрын
13:01 it's giving me life that Dave is visible under the netting and apparently crouched up the fence like a ninja
@ellekay4758
@ellekay4758 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this season, I realize so many moments both give me unbelievable joy, and haunt me in my nightmares
@laurastanley1475
@laurastanley1475 4 жыл бұрын
"What's this?" Red "Whats this?" Green
@The_Drewid
@The_Drewid 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy this channel exists.
@SpoonfulofCinnamon
@SpoonfulofCinnamon 4 жыл бұрын
42 mins Rob- It's so tight! Paul- You can pretend it's someone else now innit. 🤣
@bunniey3290
@bunniey3290 3 жыл бұрын
I love that if Sara would have just said the weight of her box, it having a 12.5kg weight in it, she would have gotten three extra points. AND it would have bumped Rob down at least one point, potentially two if Greg decided to give Al third place still, regardless, so she very well could have won it
@notthere83
@notthere83 3 жыл бұрын
42:27 That's so adorable that he got the biggest reaction from Sarah.
@rjploops
@rjploops 4 жыл бұрын
Is this gonna be consistent? Like, can I look forward to episodes on Tuesdays? Please?
@louis559
@louis559 4 жыл бұрын
Seems to be the case
@Sal-tm3tp
@Sal-tm3tp 4 жыл бұрын
I think they said on twitter they are doing a full ep upload once a week!
@bacul165
@bacul165 4 жыл бұрын
"One hour? That's ages! Bring me some knitting..." Didn't know Alex always wanted to be the Doctor...
@nommyyt
@nommyyt 4 жыл бұрын
I want you to know that I appreciate this comment a lot. The 8th Doctor is so underappreciated.
@TMTM7
@TMTM7 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated part of this series, Dave and Al giggling quietly together whenever Paul is being Paul.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын
This show bringing together Sarah and Rob is the best thing that's ever happened
@Arek.Arkadiusz
@Arek.Arkadiusz Жыл бұрын
Sara kills me, I love her sense of humour.
@Zamerux
@Zamerux 2 жыл бұрын
Paul's would've been so good if he had thought to put the button press and not been in the box but instead snuck up behind him and scared him
@deefdragon
@deefdragon 2 жыл бұрын
The suprise segment had me completely floored the entire time. GOD did I never expect to love this show this much.
@saesae2759
@saesae2759 3 жыл бұрын
“Kids wiggle around.” “Mummy says we’re good at puzzles.” “The trio of dickheads.”
@MuscleFlexChris
@MuscleFlexChris 7 ай бұрын
Come to Dave’s portrait every time I need cheering up 😂
@Adrianovaz2007
@Adrianovaz2007 4 жыл бұрын
THE DONG AND THE GONG is the best episode name ever
@mirandakeigher819
@mirandakeigher819 3 жыл бұрын
Rob Beckett's gleeful little laugh is so contagious
@jck1794
@jck1794 3 жыл бұрын
paul is so bad at tasks but in such a funny way, i love it. I haven't watched the rest of this Series yet but he's gotta be my favorite so far
@mimipare1696
@mimipare1696 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see balloons on this show, tree wizard gets stuck in my head.
@luigigaminglp
@luigigaminglp 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine winning 5 heavy boxes and one of your hands is tied up in "enough" layers of tape. Imagine being that guy.
@dion789
@dion789 Жыл бұрын
Paul Chowdry is great, but even better is watching Dave Gorman almost die with laughter from watching Paul's insane tasks every episode.
@kalebkulp6782
@kalebkulp6782 4 жыл бұрын
I’m confident Al could be a good mob boss
@yoshikagespeedwagon8025
@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how but Paul steals the shows everytime. He's so funny in an honest, incompetent way.
@helenmartin3897
@helenmartin3897 3 ай бұрын
I can't believe I have seen this upwards of 10 times and this is first time that I saw Paul doing the melon chest mime - man I love this show!
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