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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

16 күн бұрын

Meanwhile… A judge in Texas ruled that tacos are Mexican-style sandwiches, a Florida man was apprehended after stealing Pokémon cards, and Stephen reports on America’s rapidly shrinking attention spans.
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@Kim_Miller
@Kim_Miller 15 күн бұрын
Gina Rinehart, of the portrait, is widely disliked here in Australia. She's the daughter of mining magnate Lang Hancock who opened up Australia's north west region's vast iron ore deposits. Gina is very unlikeable, except to other super wealthy people in the industry. The portrait is one of a set of 21 portraits of famous or significant people, including King Charles, previous Prime Minister Julia Gillard, Queen Elizabeth, Captina Cook and ACDC's Angus Young. They are a matched set, all painted in the same style. The Artist Vincent Namatjira is the great grandson of Albert Namatjira who is the most famous of Australia's indigenous painters. His landscapes revolutionised how Australians see the country. There is also a portrait of Albert Namatjira among the set of 21. Vincent was one of the 'stolen generation', kids who were taken from their families and delivered to often abusive foster homes in the city.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 15 күн бұрын
Thank you. Very informative. 👍
@deedavis5552
@deedavis5552 15 күн бұрын
As an American, I was not aware of this. Thanks .
@juki6377
@juki6377 15 күн бұрын
you got a link towards them?
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 15 күн бұрын
That was a good post. Thank you.
@keithhutchings8143
@keithhutchings8143 15 күн бұрын
The thing that most people aren't going to understand is how perfectly the artist captured her true nature. She is a horrible, hateful person and it really shines through in the portrait. A lot of people see this painting and think "bad painting" Nope, absolutely nailed it.
@mjb7015
@mjb7015 15 күн бұрын
Please, no sympathy for Gina. She's basically Australia's Trump. The portrait is an accurate representation of her looking at people who aren't billionaires.
@doubleplusgoodful
@doubleplusgoodful 11 күн бұрын
It’s a flattering representation of what she looks like when looking at non-billionaires tbh
@richardfan7157
@richardfan7157 10 күн бұрын
And she tried to pressure the Australian swimmers she finally sponsored to pressure the art gallery to cancel the portrait.
@JacWarner
@JacWarner 15 күн бұрын
Oh I love you opener with the Gina Reinhardt story. I have been living for this story. It was painted by an indigenous artist. She’s a mining billionaire. It’s too sweet.
@matthewhuxtable1557
@matthewhuxtable1557 15 күн бұрын
Oh my dilly, I was so pleased! This is the Streisand Effect in action! Shove it up you, Rinehart!
@flackstar007
@flackstar007 15 күн бұрын
There must of be much tongue in cheek commentary contained within that portrait and much frustration about having had the indigenous voice quashed in favour of mining companies and their big lobbyist dollars. The voice was to be a counter measure to lobbyists convincing parliament to vote against local communities in favour of big companies digging up everything and ruining the water supplies and ruining the local economies before ditching the community for the next target.
@YolandaAnneBrown95726
@YolandaAnneBrown95726 15 күн бұрын
Reminded me of Sarah Huckabee
@c.b.barlow
@c.b.barlow 15 күн бұрын
​@@YolandaAnneBrown95726I thought Steve Bannon in drag...lol
@mimim8532
@mimim8532 15 күн бұрын
@@matthewhuxtable1557May I say I love “ oh my dilly”……asa Coloradan…I’ll have to add that to my cowgirl parlance and see how it goes,by dilly! ( wrong use)
@Opus313
@Opus313 15 күн бұрын
I could have sworn that was a portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders... after being attacked by the escaped bees...
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 15 күн бұрын
That's insulting... to the portrait.
@biglongcadillac
@biglongcadillac 15 күн бұрын
​@@RabblesTheBinxand insulting to the bees!
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 15 күн бұрын
Sarah H.B. + ɓee attack = Gina Reinhardt. Yep, that adds up.
@HumanRightsAreNotComplicated
@HumanRightsAreNotComplicated 15 күн бұрын
With the look on her face when she gets nailed to the wall for lectern gate
@kassiapencek6185
@kassiapencek6185 14 күн бұрын
😂
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 15 күн бұрын
Perfect likeness of Gina! Markets are up more than 20% this year, and Gina's net worth increased by more than $500 million without lifting a finger. She could easily donate $100 million to the people her father's mines harmed without impacting her lifestyle. In contrast, Warren Buffet has donated more than $50 billion, and he keeps getting richer by the second.
@rachelscoltockangelmedium
@rachelscoltockangelmedium 14 күн бұрын
Vincent Namatjira is the artist of the portrait of Gina Reinhart. He's an Australian Indigenous artist who paints brilliant controversial and satirical portraits to make a point and get people thinking about Australian colonization and history. This one makes a great point and it's wonderful that it's getting attention. 😊
@lawrencef4356
@lawrencef4356 15 күн бұрын
Gina Rhinehart is hated by every Australian .That depiction in the portrait is 100% accurate sir !!!!
@IdoZatTimeInaVan
@IdoZatTimeInaVan 15 күн бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith 15 күн бұрын
Flattering imo
@CyclingSteve
@CyclingSteve 15 күн бұрын
The portrait is an improvement on her face.
@SnaccDaddyy
@SnaccDaddyy 15 күн бұрын
clearly her reaction to being told she can't dig mines in ancient sacred sites
@samleeintrospective
@samleeintrospective 14 күн бұрын
I will genuinely riot if they remove it. Get rekt Gina lmfao.
@onemoredeadman
@onemoredeadman 15 күн бұрын
The Reinhart portrait wasn't at all accurate, it was missing the devil horns
@IdoZatTimeInaVan
@IdoZatTimeInaVan 15 күн бұрын
🤣😂😅😜
@TitanSummers
@TitanSummers 15 күн бұрын
The artist captured her soul. She is evil.
@schoolfreak32
@schoolfreak32 14 күн бұрын
No, she sold her soul to inherit her father's business; what he captured was what's left.
@TitanSummers
@TitanSummers 14 күн бұрын
@@schoolfreak32 Yes you say it much better.👍
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 15 күн бұрын
Could be worse, lady.... You could have been painted into the bloody mists of Hell itself. Like the King.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 15 күн бұрын
Still haven't gotten used to having a king. When I first read this, I thought, why would Elvis be in hell?
@DneilB007
@DneilB007 15 күн бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGreyWhy wouldn’t he be?
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 14 күн бұрын
@@DneilB007 Hell if I know.
@namelia4439
@namelia4439 14 күн бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGrey- omg, me too!!!!!!! I literally 100% thought he meant Elvis…King WHO???????
@diazinth
@diazinth 14 күн бұрын
@@DuchessofEarlGrey to meet interesting people?
@Rocwallaby
@Rocwallaby 15 күн бұрын
Not sure if I’m the first Australian to comment, but that portrait is very accurate! You have to have inner beauty for it to shine through!
@biglongcadillac
@biglongcadillac 15 күн бұрын
Tell Ruppert to F.O. (from Cincinnati)
@mavx4
@mavx4 15 күн бұрын
She looks exactly like a evil version of Jabba the Hutt.
@mr.joshua6818
@mr.joshua6818 15 күн бұрын
I think it's hauntingly beautiful... Kinda.
@onemoredeadman
@onemoredeadman 15 күн бұрын
Was missing the devil horns
@pennygleeson5029
@pennygleeson5029 15 күн бұрын
Fellow Aussie - I think it flatters her! No one has seen her eyes for years they're so buried in fat 🤣🤣🤣
@auslandermercury972
@auslandermercury972 15 күн бұрын
“Angry ketchup” 🤣
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 15 күн бұрын
#scaredketchup
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 15 күн бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqirnoR_mLR2jpY scared ketchup great channel
@microbe_rz37-rn1dk
@microbe_rz37-rn1dk 12 күн бұрын
Stephen what? Cold Bear. That's why I don't vote Democrat. Hot Bull, not Cold Bear.
@user-lq8ry6pg2b
@user-lq8ry6pg2b 15 күн бұрын
Be careful of that flute Stephen, you might attract Rudy Giuliani
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 14 күн бұрын
Hey, good idea. He seems to be MIA ...
@ALPHARHYTHM0
@ALPHARHYTHM0 14 күн бұрын
​@@thaisstone5192 He's getting his motions to appeal the settlement of his defamation shut down!
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 15 күн бұрын
The most Florida headline ever, "Not the bees!", and Flavor Flav all in one segment? We really ARE peaking right now!
@abynor8687
@abynor8687 15 күн бұрын
For Russian trolls in the comments Tacos are Sandwiches because everything else is potato.
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 14 күн бұрын
YES!!!!! I miss Potato!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
@jakemartens5311
@jakemartens5311 10 күн бұрын
Noodles are long ass rice
@crazybeardjones
@crazybeardjones 15 күн бұрын
That portrait is awesome! This is how we stick it to the Sacklers, hit em in the art!😂😂😂
@scotttinkler
@scotttinkler 15 күн бұрын
As an Aussie I LOVE that portrait!! Excellent representation indeed.
@FVWhimsy2010
@FVWhimsy2010 15 күн бұрын
Haha...Rinehart's portrait is in the style of Trump's courtroom sketch artist!
@MolliGelf
@MolliGelf 14 күн бұрын
Appropriate. Rinehart is a big fan of Trump, which should give Americans a good insight into her character and also of how most Australians feel about her.
@dshepherd107
@dshepherd107 14 күн бұрын
I personally think the painting of Reinheardt captures the essence of her inner being
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 15 күн бұрын
Too Florida! Made me laugh hard!!
@nettack
@nettack 15 күн бұрын
"Green cream cheese"? Also nice. Ever since my cousin called it "run-over salad" the word Guac has never again been uttered here.
@perspektive42
@perspektive42 15 күн бұрын
Judge: "Tacos are sandwiches" Hot dogs: "we feel you..."
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 15 күн бұрын
Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.
@sixfigureskibum
@sixfigureskibum 15 күн бұрын
​​@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059so wrong. A Sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich and consists of TWO PIECES OF SLICED LEAVENED BREAD with things Between. A taco consists of a single piece of non sliced unleavened corn bread folded over. A Tostada is a hard tortilla with stuff on top .. you know they modified the descriptor sandwich to open face sandwich when ypu don't put a second slice on top because it is no longer a proper sandwich Now a hot dog without a bun is a sausage or frank but inside a sliced bun becomes a sandwich ... Meanwhile there is the TORTA an actual fn sandwich made in Mexico from a leavened wheat bread sliced in half and stuffed with stuff A burrito is a burrito A taco is a taco. A pizza does not become a sandwich when you fold it over much less stuffing the crust. It's still a pizza. Ypu xan make a ham taco and ypu canmake a taco salad .. you can make a taco themed sandwich but ???? Why WORDS HAVE ACTUAL.MEAN8NGS Maga are stupid and ypu gotta be a maga to try and force a taco ito identify as a sandwich
@sixfigureskibum
@sixfigureskibum 15 күн бұрын
​@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059your idiotic false proof would conclude pie is a sandwich. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 15 күн бұрын
Laugh all you like, but technically pie can be considered a sandwich.
@snr0n
@snr0n 14 күн бұрын
@@ThatOpalGuy Oh, I don't think they were laughing. Those are tears of rage. Over sandwiches. The mind boggles, lmao
@wocookie2277
@wocookie2277 15 күн бұрын
Maine, Newfoundland’s Mexico! You owe me a coffee! It just came out places it’s not supposed to exit.
@libertyann439
@libertyann439 15 күн бұрын
We need him to do portraits of Margorie and Lauren!
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 14 күн бұрын
"Angry Ketchup" 😂Genius! That whole riff. And excellent channeling of old man 👏
@miruson
@miruson 15 күн бұрын
Hahahaha the attention span joke got me. Whale!
@lifewuzonceezr
@lifewuzonceezr 14 күн бұрын
Squirrel!
@lina9535
@lina9535 15 күн бұрын
The line "steals Pokémon cards" triggered me. When I was young, some douche in my school stole my holographic Charizard card, because I didn't want to trade it.
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 15 күн бұрын
The pain never ends.
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 14 күн бұрын
That sucks! Did you find out who?
@lachlankeddie7
@lachlankeddie7 15 күн бұрын
Too Florida? But there wasn't even a methed up alligator involved?!?!
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 14 күн бұрын
or a methed out python
@paigemalloy4276
@paigemalloy4276 15 күн бұрын
I will forever be referring to hot sauce as "angry ketchup" 😂
@tipsybass7060
@tipsybass7060 14 күн бұрын
I thought it was referring to salsa.. but hot sauce makes sense. I’ve never once put hot sauce on a taco
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 15 күн бұрын
Florida Man story: someone could make a fortune with Florida Man Mad-Libs.
@robertgriffith9703
@robertgriffith9703 15 күн бұрын
Boy, the 'Mona Lisa' Has Really Let Herself Go.😵😵😵
@speedweasel
@speedweasel 15 күн бұрын
For those wondering, Gina Rineheart is like if the villain from Netflix's Close ate every villain from the Bourne movies.
@allyndeimos
@allyndeimos 15 күн бұрын
I hope he keeps that flute under his desk for future use.
@SquirtleHK
@SquirtleHK 15 күн бұрын
Ahh😌 As Stephen says, "Meanwhile" IS medicine!💊 I was having a panic attack, and turned on this video while I waited it out, because I know the adrenaline takes at least 3 minutes to wear off. And I feel so much better now.💝 Thank you Stephen and The Late Show crew!🥰
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 14 күн бұрын
Hope your feeling better!
@willdickinson4177
@willdickinson4177 15 күн бұрын
“NOT THE BEES!!!”-Nic Cage.
@PumpkinJack31
@PumpkinJack31 15 күн бұрын
Props to Stephen for committing to the “Boyeees!” 😂
@3rdeyegoogly
@3rdeyegoogly 15 күн бұрын
You just know he was studying up with the band beforehand to get it right. 😂
@PumpkinJack31
@PumpkinJack31 14 күн бұрын
@@3rdeyegoogly 😄
@FyreRayne76
@FyreRayne76 14 күн бұрын
Here for this comment!
@tony_tony_bobony
@tony_tony_bobony 13 күн бұрын
I admit I didn't get that one at all. Too old.
@PumpkinJack31
@PumpkinJack31 13 күн бұрын
@@tony_tony_bobony “Yeeeeaaaah BOYeeee!!” was a commonly used phrase by Flava Flav when he was a part of a Group called Public Enemy back in the 1980’s - mid 1990’s.
@maybeebuzzy2265
@maybeebuzzy2265 15 күн бұрын
Angry ketchup🤣🤣🤣 Bwahhhaha I'll never call it salsa again!
@LuckyBaldwin777
@LuckyBaldwin777 15 күн бұрын
Angry ketchup is hot sauce. Salsa is ketchup with a high school diploma.
@maybeebuzzy2265
@maybeebuzzy2265 15 күн бұрын
@@LuckyBaldwin777 even better🤣
@dennislodermeier1741
@dennislodermeier1741 14 күн бұрын
"that flute works on RATS, not mice" - Pied Piper
@digitalcurry
@digitalcurry 15 күн бұрын
The portrait of Gina Rinehart is Genius.
@asdusty4372
@asdusty4372 15 күн бұрын
Thats why we Australians call her Gina the Hutt,
@royg2840
@royg2840 15 күн бұрын
at the moment of “attention spans shrinking” I was distracted, had to rewind 😊
@jamesonpace726
@jamesonpace726 14 күн бұрын
Such a lovely, kind & thoughtful woman, oh, no wait, sorry, wrong pic....
@Gambit08
@Gambit08 15 күн бұрын
If you guys actually read the Indiana opinion (it’s only 11 pages) you’ll find out that zoning ordinance allowed for made-to-order sandwich shops in a commercial development. The owner of the space applied for an amendment to the written commitment subject to the same conditions (no outdoor seating, drive thru, music, alcohol) but the planning commission still said no. The judge said the Famous Taco chain falls within the scope of the general use of the commitment and there was no evidence of limiting that area to “American-style” only cuisine. The judge specifically said other foods like Gyros, Naan Wraps and Vietnamese Banh Mi would also be permissible. I think it’s actually a sensible opinion.
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 15 күн бұрын
Thank you for the context. I am sure it was left out for the joke. What part of Indiana are you in? I'm in NWI. Cheers, xx!
@nettack
@nettack 15 күн бұрын
Actually......... Dude, if everything gets explained in full context, there's no room for a joke. We'd just be devastated and crying all of the time.
@vpolite1
@vpolite1 15 күн бұрын
Umm...Huh? What? Why? A 'Mexican-style-sandwich' is called a Torta. Why is a Planning Commission making decisions about a restaurant's menu? That seems a bit bizarre.
@Reyn_Roadstorm
@Reyn_Roadstorm 15 күн бұрын
@@vpolite1 I'm guessing it's an HOA board that wanted more power... Personally, I would've opened a pie shop, selling only pies with both a bottom and top crust. The definition of a sandwich after all, is two pieces of bread (type not specified) with a filling (also not specified) in between.
@ians.2299
@ians.2299 15 күн бұрын
More specifically, it's about a restaurant called the Famous Taco in Fort Wayne, IN.
@gnomedeguerre2482
@gnomedeguerre2482 15 күн бұрын
Chuck schumer ordering angry ketchup, too real.
@avothfis
@avothfis 15 күн бұрын
I thought I saw the impression somewhere😂
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 14 күн бұрын
There is a whole industry of beekeepers trucking hives to different farms/orchards for pollinating for a fee....
@JBBost
@JBBost 15 күн бұрын
Since hotdogs are tacos, that means hotdogs are sandwiches. You're welcome!
@OscarLangleySoryu
@OscarLangleySoryu 15 күн бұрын
🤯
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 15 күн бұрын
Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.
@JBBost
@JBBost 14 күн бұрын
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Then what if the bread goes COMPLETELY around the fillings like bao?
@SweetNSandy
@SweetNSandy 14 күн бұрын
What about corn tortillas?
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059
@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 14 күн бұрын
@@JBBost Sandwich.
@sciencesaves
@sciencesaves 15 күн бұрын
Luis struck gold when Jon left. luckiest nerd in the world!
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 14 күн бұрын
I miss Jon.
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes 14 күн бұрын
Reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes", he's talking about something he experienced more than once
@mszoomy
@mszoomy 15 күн бұрын
It's 3:45am and I'm wondering if I can get to 🌮🔔 before they close in 15 minutes ...
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 15 күн бұрын
run for the border.....
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 15 күн бұрын
🌮🐟🌮
@Nothingbutlovehere369
@Nothingbutlovehere369 15 күн бұрын
I had the same hankerin’…😂
@jakobwilson2389
@jakobwilson2389 15 күн бұрын
Did you make it?
@uriahheep5665
@uriahheep5665 15 күн бұрын
The border was closed. Mexico didn't pay for the wall.@@jakobwilson2389
@nicoleadel
@nicoleadel 11 күн бұрын
I love how Gina Reinhardt didn't want her portrait to be shown, and in publicly requesting for it to be removed, she ensured that it would become worldwide news and he viewed by WAY more people 😂
@DuranmanX
@DuranmanX 15 күн бұрын
Maybe that portrait is her Dorian Grey
@PetrPechar1975
@PetrPechar1975 15 күн бұрын
Steven certainly got some mileage out of that flute. :-D
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 15 күн бұрын
*recorder And as a flautist, and former recorder player, I can confirm that was an overblown recorder segment. 😆
@talltrini10
@talltrini10 14 күн бұрын
@@daniellamcgee4251 I see what you did there!
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 14 күн бұрын
@@talltrini10 😉
@blazeesq2000
@blazeesq2000 14 күн бұрын
Stephen's teleprompter reading skills are noticeably better than they used to be. That is fast and accurate reading. He knew it to. His little smirks when he inhales are dead giveaways that he knows he's nailing it. The glances to the producer are icing on the cake.
@YeeSoest
@YeeSoest 15 күн бұрын
Every issue of race can be overcome if Stephen Colbert can land a FlavaFlav joke like that !
@waterforwildlifeca
@waterforwildlifeca 13 күн бұрын
Yeaaahhhh boiiii
@GamingTonberry
@GamingTonberry 15 күн бұрын
A sandwich is classically something between (two) pieces of bread. A taco last I checked is a single tortilla folded in half. If you fold a piece of bread in half you don't have two sandwiches you have a half sandwich on one piece of bread.
@snarkylive
@snarkylive 15 күн бұрын
Open-faced sandwich already contradicts your definition.
@diazinth
@diazinth 14 күн бұрын
@@snarkylive open faced sandwich is it's own definition, and doesn't impact the definition of sandwich, hence the added words.
@paulgood2218
@paulgood2218 15 күн бұрын
The mouse flute ,was pure gold!!
@JAlonge017
@JAlonge017 15 күн бұрын
lol and people thought the King Charles portrait was bad?!? I liked the red portrait, the one of the billionaire lady, well that’s probably the best picture of her available, let’s be honest, there’s only like 2 billionaires that are actually good people
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 14 күн бұрын
"...janky outlaw's push scooter of news" 👏👏👏
@paules3437
@paules3437 15 күн бұрын
I love the surrealism of the comment about the artist capturing her expression as she looked at that portrait. Reminded me a couple of surrealistic French novels I read in college.
@joannamendelssohn6288
@joannamendelssohn6288 14 күн бұрын
The expression on Gina Rinehart’s face in that portrait is her standard response to finding she can’t pay her workers $2 an hour
@MimiYuYu
@MimiYuYu 15 күн бұрын
That portrait is the embodiment of the ermahgerd meme
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 14 күн бұрын
It's awesome. I want that portrait as a poster.
@tommunyon2874
@tommunyon2874 15 күн бұрын
My sister was a waitress in an eatery along Route 66 in Albuquerque. A customer asked for "green gravy" (guacamole) in a decidedly Texas drawl.
@MimiYuYu
@MimiYuYu 15 күн бұрын
When I was new to my job- they were serving chop suey in the cafeteria. As a Chinese American I never knew what chop suey was. When I reached the front of the line I was really disappointed. It’s just beefaroni. What this has to do with Chinese cuisine totally baffles me
@Sara-zx2wm
@Sara-zx2wm 14 күн бұрын
Bhahahaha! "Maine..Newfoundland's Mexico" ....absolute gold! Love it! Hahaha!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 15 күн бұрын
Considering what goes down there every day, I hesitate to imagine what "Too Florida" might mean.
@thesausagecontinuim1971
@thesausagecontinuim1971 15 күн бұрын
"yeh boy yeh boy YEEHH BOOYYYY"
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 14 күн бұрын
That was the funniest Meanwhile I've seen in a while. Damn near busted my gut while laughing.
@Ri-ver
@Ri-ver 15 күн бұрын
I love how funny Lewis Black thought the flute was! Never heard him laugh so hard
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 15 күн бұрын
My favorite sandwich is pizza.
@gnomedeguerre2482
@gnomedeguerre2482 15 күн бұрын
I mean if you do the NYC fold thingies, I guess it counts. 😂
@rorygay3529
@rorygay3529 15 күн бұрын
In that case , mine is red velvet cake.
@jaibusby673
@jaibusby673 15 күн бұрын
my favorite toasted sandwich is a pepper steak pie
@Sara-zx2wm
@Sara-zx2wm 14 күн бұрын
Riiiiight! It's an open faced sandwich...like a steak sandwich or hot turkey!
@Sara-zx2wm
@Sara-zx2wm 14 күн бұрын
Hotdogs..tacos..pitas.. breakfast sandwich.....anything can b a sandwich really....if you were drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time as someone else on the other side of the world...the WORLD would be a sandwich! 🥪
@justincastillogayray
@justincastillogayray 15 күн бұрын
Therefore, hot dogs are German-style sandwiches.
@OscarLangleySoryu
@OscarLangleySoryu 15 күн бұрын
The judge said things like gyros would count too so yes
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 15 күн бұрын
They are the wurst.
@carolinereidartist
@carolinereidartist 14 күн бұрын
Congratulations, Gina. Your whinging got your portrait by Vincent Namatjira into Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" segment on #TheLateShow, the most-watched late-night program in the USA with over 2.5 million viewers each night. Well done. 👏
@vincebrannon3353
@vincebrannon3353 15 күн бұрын
the boiiis! LOL
@TheOldHippiebilly
@TheOldHippiebilly 14 күн бұрын
"Too Florida" 🤣🤣🤣
@Rugras.
@Rugras. 13 күн бұрын
In Australia Gina Rinehart is regularly compared to Jabba the Hutt.
@carbon357
@carbon357 15 күн бұрын
Love me some Meanwhile!!!
@ChrisDuprasinVegas
@ChrisDuprasinVegas 13 күн бұрын
LMAO!! Good stuff. Keep swinging. "Angry Ketchup" lmao
@LM-vq7ju
@LM-vq7ju 15 күн бұрын
Starts at 2:20
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 15 күн бұрын
That's considered rated 'F' for Florida.. and only well trained psychologist and psychiatrist should view it.
@seaninness334
@seaninness334 15 күн бұрын
OMG, I looked it up. I even saw video. I'm I gonna die? heh.
@chriskoczka216
@chriskoczka216 15 күн бұрын
F is for the highest grade Florida pupils will get, with DeSantis' properly censored school lessons. F is for "forgetaboutit" when the product of Florida's Education system tries to find work in the real world. F is for Fundamentalists, who will make Florida appear as backwards as Islamic villages in the Middle East, because nothing stops progress like fundamentalism based on fictions like religions. F is not for Fun, slavery was an abomination! Florida's highlight? What, an underpaid, overworked, kid in a rodent suit? Forgetaboutit!
@vpolite1
@vpolite1 15 күн бұрын
If the place is zoned for a restaurant, why should the planning commission care what's on the menu? Why shouldn't they be allowed to sell whatever type of that they desire. Seems pretty bizarre.
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 15 күн бұрын
It's Indiana. Bizarre is kinda the brand here.
@terrydempsey6174
@terrydempsey6174 15 күн бұрын
Home of Mike Pence, the guy who calls Lite Mayo angry ketchup.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 15 күн бұрын
I gather that the local HOA was objecting and the judge realized that the neighborhood busybodies couldn't be jerks to people if tacos counted as sandwiches.
@JibsMotoVlog
@JibsMotoVlog 15 күн бұрын
Omy, I'm a motorist and I understand everything (the Meanwhile opening) 🤣🤣🤣
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 15 күн бұрын
"We have 5 ingredients, in which of the 25 ways would you like them presented to you today?" -Taco Bell
@maybeebuzzy2265
@maybeebuzzy2265 15 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@jonmclaughlin4128
@jonmclaughlin4128 14 күн бұрын
I sense zero sarcasm so I'll just say that a couple double-decker tacos and nachos bel grande please. And a handful of hot sauces :-)
@KristinaKarina
@KristinaKarina 14 күн бұрын
No bees, no almonds…
@SidewalkCitizenLA
@SidewalkCitizenLA 15 күн бұрын
I have this fantasy about someone animating one of the Meanwhile Intros
@dbone3356
@dbone3356 13 күн бұрын
That Flava Flav joke was great, loved the delivery.
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 14 күн бұрын
"What's this? An all-American family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? Why, a large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"
@TheCatBilbo
@TheCatBilbo 14 күн бұрын
"Angry Ketchup" is underrated...I want some!
@CraigMader
@CraigMader 14 күн бұрын
In defense of the portrait artist, it's just capturing the subject's personality.
@peekitty
@peekitty 15 күн бұрын
I mean, saying that tacos count as sandwiches for the purpose of deciding what restaurant laws apply makes perfect sense though.
@OscarLangleySoryu
@OscarLangleySoryu 15 күн бұрын
100%.
@SweetNSandy
@SweetNSandy 14 күн бұрын
Tacos deserve a category all their own. In Mexico, sandwiches are called “tortas” and they’re made with bread.
@dohtje5029
@dohtje5029 15 күн бұрын
Sooo.. Hotdogs ARE sandwiches....
@mtb095
@mtb095 14 күн бұрын
Even Picasso would say that portrait was too unflattering 😂
@galileopotato167
@galileopotato167 12 күн бұрын
That mouse joke was really good 😂
@user-eq2dx2jp6v
@user-eq2dx2jp6v 14 күн бұрын
Whaaaaaat ..... david lettermaaaaaan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect ❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉 dear dave
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 15 күн бұрын
Did the Pied Piper get the mice to come along with the rats? The historical record is unclear.
@user-lb2xb5jj2q
@user-lb2xb5jj2q 14 күн бұрын
That portrait is meant to stay in the attic where Dorian Grey kept his!
@CheMechanical
@CheMechanical 15 күн бұрын
I need to disagree with that comment about attention spans…squirrel!
@Onora619
@Onora619 15 күн бұрын
Someone take that recorder away from him because he's not gonna give it back lmao.
@cogboy302
@cogboy302 15 күн бұрын
What was that bit about attention spans again? I wasn't really listening.
@DucatiKozak
@DucatiKozak 14 күн бұрын
Usually I glaze over during the rundown to Meanwhile,.. but today you spoke my language!
@nuthinmuffins5073
@nuthinmuffins5073 14 күн бұрын
That’s funny, cause it wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments just now that I saw this and realized I’d given so little attention to that bit that I couldn’t even recall having watched it, and had to go back to get the context to understand your comment. And now I wish I hadn’t, because that’s how bored some of us get listening to others ramble on about motor vehicles. 😜
@Quayleman
@Quayleman 15 күн бұрын
Tf was the band at the end doing lmao... "Good one boss haha good one hu-gha"
@robotone2812
@robotone2812 15 күн бұрын
It’s a very nice portrait
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 15 күн бұрын
3:49 Well, that can't be one of the cards he stole. That's a reprint.
@intercat4907
@intercat4907 15 күн бұрын
That was one of today's "hmmm" posts. This world is beautiful and valuable because of its great diversity. I am glad you are one of the people in it. Have a nice day, my coherent, informed, and very different-thinking neighbor.
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