Taylor Tomlinson Wants a Man with Dreams So She Can Crush Them | Netflix Is A Joke

[@bullseye0419]

"I dont know why some of you guys are offended, I'm the one who has to die alone" 😂😂😂

[@Mrmedia046]

Me: I wonder why?

[@hhiimmddoo]

Hmmmm i cant imagine why shes gonna die alone🤔

[@narikimbally9181]

It's cause her realistic expectations of a man who doesn't exist. Works, cooks, and cleans.

[@narikimbally9181]

After seeing this, I'm glad I didn't get married or have kids.

[@manuelgarcia2174]

@@hhiimmddoo h

[@lucasfleming3114]

“I’d like to have kids too but I’m so talented” bruh that sent me

[@johnfreeman8950]

"bruh" ?

[@Dhksksjjsjjs]

@@johnfreeman8950 😂

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

@@johnfreeman8950 bruh

[@lucasfleming3114]

@@johnfreeman8950 yeah dude

[@lucasfleming3114]

@Jim Jones you said it!

[@clairec6618]

One thing I love about Taylor's delivery is how physical it is without being slap-stick. It really draws you in and you can see her jokes unfolding as she narrates them.

[@30ajgo]

What is wrong with slapstick?

[@Rowsy91]

@@30ajgo its juvenile lol

[@30ajgo]

@@Rowsy91 As juvenile as your profile. Bye troll.

[@GBfanatic15]

it's literally a whole fucking performance and it's beautiful

[@jetrexdesign]

@@Rowsy91 Slapstick might be simple, but I dunno about juvenile. Adults used to go out to slapstick movies in droves, and to a degree, still do. It's not that they're juvenile, just simple. Sometimes you're looking for a simple laugh. I feel like juvenile humor is typically more boundary-pushing for the sake of it.

[@jimmy-stevenbiemans1486]

Even the sip of water is used as a tool for perfect comedic timing. She is so skilled 😂

[@seed_drill7135]

She uses water because comediennes don't look right with a cigar. Plus Cosby ruined them for everyone.

[@bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663]

she really isn't... sorority level "humour" truly dire, unimaginative and woefully unfunny but i know EN PEE CEES love low IQ thinking

[@MikeTheSeeker1961]

I was just about to say that. Lmao 🤣

[@willieyork6999]

🗑 🚮

[@woooooooo9061]

It’s absolutely awful. There was nothing funny in this clip at all.

[@tristramcoffin926]

Think of all the controversial comedians who came before but never wrote the line, "I don't know why you are getting so offended. I'm the one who has to die alone."

[@Rundvelt]

They never needed to. They were able to say controversial shit and win the audience back over.

[@Rundvelt]

​@Matias Martinez If she never lost them, then it's not controversial by definition. So you disagree with the OP. Second of all, what she said doesn't win the crowd back in light of her statements, it walks her statement back. Sort of like lessening her impact. Winning the crowd back is when you say something ridiculous, the crowd balks and then you pull them around to your side. Lastly, and you agree with me on this, her statements weren't controversial, which shows that part of her act is comment on the audience's "offense" as a way to drive her performance. Which is transparent as crap. I don't know why we hold women comedians to a lesser standard then male comedians. The best female comedians can't hold a light to the best male comedians.

[@psark]

@@Rundvelt I saw your replies to other comments and I had a feeling you're one of those misogynistic 'alpha male' types who thinks men and women have distinctive 'social roles'. And you are all of those. I hope you have a terrible day.

[@Rundvelt]

​@@psark That's the typical response from someone who's been told that men and women are exactly the same and hasn't bothered to think about it. Tell me, what is misogynistic about women having preferences? And by the by, the overwhelming majority of women want men who are confident, successful, which are traditional male gender roles. So are they misandric?

[@Rundvelt]

@@psark Here's how you can educate yourself. You're welcome. kzbin.info/www/bejne/goC8ZIR-lM-Cqqc

[@TooLateForIeago]

She has some a-tier nonverbal communication skills. The body language is on point and sells every joke.

[@tharrrrrrr]

@myles dean whitley gladly

[@girli-with-an-i]

“Right before they get **chuckle** their allowance” **sips water** 🤣😂

[@randomsongroasts]

Come on no replies 🤣🤣🤣

[@boshengjones1778]

What does it mean? Sex is allowance?

[@CapybaraCM]

This is comedic genius. It’s a turn on how some guys say “you know how they get when it’s about the time they get their period” about women. Well she takes that and plays likes she’s emasculating the man because she makes the money and she gives him a monetary allowance once a month like a little child would get from their parents.

[@onceonly1111]

@@boshengjones1778 allowance is financial control - There are men who earn the money in their family (or decide that they should), and so they say how much their wife is allowed to spend and when she gets it. It happened to my mother even though she had her own job - my dad would insist that it was his job to manage the family finances, and her job to take care of the kids, clean the house etc. If she wanted to do something like buy a new car, it had to be put in his name and would legally be one of his assets.

[@sophiaredwood5825]

That part absolutely sent me into laughter it was played so well

[@jessedoyle4308]

Its funny because she's not even telling jokes, honesty is key.

[@spartanx169x]

Actually she is not funny at all, and I have very low standards for comedy.

[@aubergine777666]

@@spartanx169x sounds more like you have a problem with your masculinity

[@bluu3393]

@@aubergine777666 why can't ppl just not find her funny ? Yall mad annoying with that .

[@aubergine777666]

@Carolina Hernandez so let me get this straight: you guys can have your opinion that she isn't funny but I can't have mine? Look at you privileged fuckheads. I don't give a fuck about her or the comedy this is just a random video I stumbled upon. But this is a perfect example of how stupid people are and how they think about themselfs.

[@aubergine777666]

@Carolina Hernandez Yeah but not because I don't respect his opinion but because I think I know the reason why he felt the need to descripe it that way from a psychological point of view. This is not about sexism or me trying to defend this comedian. I just found it funny that he got so triggered by her roast on beta males that he needed to express himself by telling everyone that this isn't even enough for LOW standards. Thats all Carolina.

[@jobimzapico44]

I need her to do another special already because her timing, delivery, mannerisms, all of it is perfect. She’s fantastic.

[@erinskelly3714]

She released a new special on Netflix ("Look At You") in March 2022.

[@thursdaybrunch9633]

Well would you look at that "Have it all" is here now :)

[@tawakaltoseni6095]

The passive aggressive jokes are my fave

[@thomasmitchell4128]

She's my favorite female comedian for sure. As a bonus, she's gorgeous for sure but she's talented and that's what got her to where she is today not just because she's attractive.

[@tawakaltoseni6095]

@J K passive aggression is a reaction both men and women express. Saying it's only women that use this type of comedy just means you have not seen enough comedy. Relax my friend, watch more comedy.

[@tawakaltoseni6095]

@J K not true either

[@duncanbryson1167]

🚨‼️JK‼️🚨 Troll

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@Disruptive Bee yes I did. I loved it.

[@OurayTheOwl]

She has great stage presence. She looks seasoned but I’ve never heard of her until recently.

[@onepcwhiz]

She's been on the Self Helpless podcast for years.

[@Protectobot]

SERIOUSLY! Was she on Joe Rogan’s podcast already?!

[@duncanbryson1167]

Only found her a couple days ago. I was looking at some other comedy videos and one of hers popped up so I've watched several. Already in my list of favourite comedians. A problem with comedy, even when in the same language, is some of it doesn't travel well. There's the odd item I don't get - I'm in Scotland.

[@btsager]

Thats because she's not that funny.

[@muitosabao]

@J K there there, here's a hug for you.

[@craenor]

As a stay at home dad, I'm torn on whether to share this with my wife or not, but I think I have to share it. Taylor is just too damned funny.

[@KLil37]

Man's self reported

[@calamedisgaunt916]

I think that maybe a bad idea

[@DS-jh1bp]

😂

[@Danka42]

did you?

[@craenor]

@@Danka42 I did! We also watched some of her specials, which are great.

[@kennedyjojackson1202]

"oh Taylor he's gonna resent you!" I know! LOL, she's my fave, the way she turns that stereotype around, so smooth!

[@TheGreyWolf93]

More like confirmed that woman are just as mind twisting if not more...

[@kaptainzdragon5478]

@@TheGreyWolf93 someone doesnt know what humor is. Tsk tsk

[@30ajgo]

@@kaptainzdragon5478 Yeah, and it is not here.

[@easygii]

it really shows how manipulative that way of thinking really is.. she's awesome

[@CanItAlready]

"You thought you made a friend. Baguette." So random and funny. 😆

[@shloka3915]

I'm French and this is my new favorite line 😁

[@AnthonyMLT]

Yeah that was great. I started laughing before that but after that part I was laughing uncontrollably and crying 🤣

[@juaquinavellaneda4144]

Baguette about it

[@Bluecloudprod]

"I need to find a winner...and destroy him." I love her.

[@astrumnacht6015]

"Am i laughing? I've been practicing" I felt that

[@akka8588]

When she says "I know" and the way that she smiles and bends down is fucking golden lmao

[@calebmantle5694]

"Am I laughing? I've been practicing." is maybe my favorite line from a comedian ever.

[@Mmm-jv3ty]

She is hilarious. She is good in reversing stereotypical male and female roles

[@MinnWasTaken]

I mean I guess. It kind of bores me listening to similar punchlines one after another from comedian to comedian. Female comedians in particular, in this case, she is clever with some of her writing though. Just felt the delivery was off for me.

[@sibusisiwendlangisa970]

@@MinnWasTaken than watch something that's not boring to you 😊

[@TheScamr]

She is just expounding how the modern trash woman actually thinks.

[@scarletrose2880]

@@TheScamr the humor lies in the double standard. If you missed that it's probably because you've never had to think critically about the traditional role of a wife and how she shoulf give up any dreams she had or not have any in the first place in order to support her husband. That's why it's funny particularly to women. It's cathartic to joke about how men would act if the roles were reversed. Your just mad because women don't dedicate their entire life to serving their husband's anymore, and you can die mad about it.

[@guyvizard549]

@@MinnWasTaken I literally JUST saw another female comedian doing the exact same bit. (Tammy something...)

[@shepinchains1]

She is an incredibly polished comedian for her age.

[@TheDSasterX]

I don't think this statement requires a qualifying condition

[@bradcrosson9641]

Dude she's awesome. This is my first time seeing her and it's the first time in awhile I've seen a comedian I haven't before and was super impressed by how consistent they were. Time to go down another KZbin Rabbit Hole

[@Remi_marie]

@@bradcrosson9641 SAME, she's so consistent

[@Janszler]

"for your age" is never a good thing to add to any remark

[@886Celestial]

@@Janszler you don't understand the phrase then

[@arnold.wayne9]

“Am I laughing I’ve been practicing” 😂😂😂😂 fucking hilarious she’s insanely good

[@hailtothevic]

I like to think of Taylor as the female John Mulaney: Nowhere NEARLY as wholesome as she looks

[@zechariahflores8533]

I call bs

[@emalaw1329]

Yeah but that's about it with the similarities. They have very different sense of humor and delivery. I see her more as an aged down Iliza Schlesinger who still hasn't quite figured out what she wants (as a character at least, I can't know how she's like irl)

[@Jayce.Raphael]

I feel you but John is still fairly wholesome lol

[@hailtothevic]

@@Jayce.Raphael But he does cuss a lot for a guy who looks like a 1940's news anchor

[@uncommonsense1320]

@@hailtothevic you think the 1940s was wholesome. You should do comedy bro

[@notme222]

The physicality of Taylor's delivery is fantastic. Continuously enhancing the jokes but not in a forced way like a lot of comics are.

[@pasikuisma1948]

Shes Carbon copy of famous Finnish comedian Sami Hedberg. Exact same mannerisms and delivery. It’s great!

[@trevscribbles]

Yeah, Tomlinson is hardly noticeable with her delivery. Then any time I see Iliza Shlesinger I feel like I'm just watching some hot chick who really had to practice the theory because she's genetically never been required to be funny.

[@Tonetempleguitars-s1b]

Watched the whole netflix special. Very effective in her physical comedy, stage presence and timing and does not need to curse to be funny. Her stories are simple yet her performance has that rewatchable value to it.

[@ericcarterofthehillpeople]

Yeah, that's my take as well. It's not timeless material but it's honed.

[@that_dam_baka]

She's basically the female version of every dude we warn women away from on reddit.

[@traceyke]

YOOOOOOOOO

[@GeekProdigyGuy]

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[@spice2208]

@Angelo Aitken thatsthejoke.jpg

[@huldaadriyannah1633]

@Angelo Aitken I think that she's actually making fun of patriarchy and how that's the day to day of women. You see how many of them have to give their lives up to support their partner's.... that.

[@ryadh456]

Hahaha yeah

[@abrahamkopparambil9660]

this girl is a gem, she is hilarious

[@adammiira]

@42 jade lets start with you😂

[@mow0118]

“You thought you made a friend. Baguette. 🥖” *Represents me.*

[@kruntyart4291]

needs to hook up with a retired professional athlete. has money and will never be as important than when he was playing.

[@perfectman9988]

Holy shit you're right

[@gracehaven5459]

Brilliant Bob! You get a raise

[@Rubiecat]

damn, good thinking !

[@2catsonboat]

OJ Simpson

[@infidelheretic923]

Lol good luck with that.

[@janehowlett5158]

Actually I imagine Taylor training her kid to wave at people from their stroller just to make everyone else’s lives a living hell

[@jimmywatters5871]

I just found out about her last week and I honestly believe she’s the best female comedian on the planet.

[@SamuelAParra]

I thought of saying “not hard, though” as a joke and then I came to realize I actually don't know many female comedians outside of those from the Game Changer cast. 🤔

[@KrytenKoro]

She's good but I prefer jen kirkman

[@QixTheDS]

That’s not saying much is it

[@willemverheij3412]

@@SamuelAParra Aisling Bea is pretty great too, great at improvising. someone naturally funny and not afraid to look silly. The Irish accent might help too. Nina Conti is also pretty great, a skilled ventriloquist who mainly uses a monkey and is just a great comedic duo with him, he really feels like his own character and she makes him real with how she responds to him. Heather Anne Campbell is worth looking up for the 'Twin tailed beaver' moment alone on Whose line is it anyway? She broke Ryan Styles with that which isn't easy.

[@SamuelAParra]

​@@willemverheij3412 Thanks mate! I appreciate the info.

[@zachbyron4012]

I wanted to be offended, but now I'm just looking for her comedy special.

[@winstonartey756]

😅😅

[@ryadh456]

Haha yeah seems to be a good comedian

[@stankboy6924]

Why would you want to be offended

[@AnthonyMLT]

@@stankboy6924 I thought I was the only person who was confused by this, unless it was a joke. I genuinly don't understand being offended, I don't think I have ever been. I have been mad or heard things I didn't like Nd in those cases I just don't watch or tune out if its not for me.

[@natenatenate10]

@@AnthonyMLT then you've been offended

[@antoinebugleboy6864]

Has she written a show or a movie? Her writing is sharp!

[@Friendship1nmillion]

She's got that talent that *NOT ONLY* can she have a busy successful career as a stand up comedian but also as an actress/scriptwriter too. 👨‍💼🇦🇺 🤹‍♀️👏🤩

[@Spoiled_Milk99]

Kevin if that’s the best joke you can come up with, you better pay me a lot more to listen to your jokes

[@robr9313]

@J K lol, look at this little bitch. Everyone thinks you're a stupid incel and you're doing a great job of proving them right.

[@geoffsecombe]

@@robr9313 can't argue with that.

[@samgonzalez8662]

There was a lot more vitriol in this reply thread than I anticipated. I’m just here to say that I would also love to watch a show/movie written by Taylor Tomlinson

[@YorkiepudUK]

Stand up is my absolute favorite type of comedy, I've seen maybe 100+ stand ups live including 99% of the most well known ones of the last 20yrs and this girls material and most important delivery is just outstanding! She really stands out for me as one of the best new comedians I've seen in years.

[@Captain-wc6vj]

There's a genius to Taylor's comedy. She is an incredibly talented speaker as well. Her special is more like a documentary in real time.

[@czr5145]

She's the type of woman to say "bruh" unironically.

[@sophiatroanska1432]

Why do I feel you’re saying that like it’s a bad thing

[@NeoAnything]

Bruh

[@ryadh456]

@Micky Micky hahaha

[@emmastar020]

Girls can’t say bruh now..?

[@emmastar020]

@Reconsider your position how the fuck is it cringe for girls to say bruh and not guys. I’ve been saying bruh for years what the hell. Y’all are so damn extra. Y’all really nitpick words women can say?? If you think that’s cringe that’s a you issue and I don’t give a fuck BRUH.

[@docluv14]

“Hard to sleep with all these dead dreams under my pillow” 😂

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Brain be like “you have goals” But my body’s like: *valley girl voice and T. rex arms* “I’m empty” ... welcome to my world my senior year of college 😂

[@jesseforce9933]

Mallory, you're slammin!'

[@MalloryNewcomb]

@@jesseforce9933 What’s that mean? I’m a millennial but I sometimes am last to know proper usage and meaning of slang terms 😅

[@JohnnyWishbone85]

@@MalloryNewcomb -- It's thirst.

[@MalloryNewcomb]

@@JohnnyWishbone85 Taylor’s joke was about transitioning from apathy about having a family to a the sudden tension of a young, ambitious woman after finding she’d like to have a family too.... right? I thought we all understood the joke the same way!

[@MalloryNewcomb]

@Reconsider your position definitely not my speed

[@WrathOfGrapesN7]

Okay, there was something immensely arousing about her referring to herself as "daddy". I hope this doesn't awaken anything.

[@scj6693]

this is how it starts for you

[@couchpotatoe91]

Welcome...

[@thiseconomyiscra_y]

....what the fuck

[@thesolojourney8955]

Looks like you have a femdom fetish and want her to keep you in your place, normal kink guys been having lately in this modern world.

[@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917]

Oh you hope it doesn't awaken anything alright

[@josephrosenthal9290]

I've seen this bit about ten times and it still makes my abs hurt from laughing. I love Taylor.

[@NatrixHasYou]

I'm just here to read everyone taking the comedian's jokes seriously.

[@nunnya-biz32]

Don't worry, cancel culture will gloss right over this one. No twitter storm here.

[@MuffinLikesYou]

@natrix literally saaame. opened the replies on this comment to see the people doubling down and was not disappointed either 😆

[@NatrixHasYou]

@@nunnya-biz32 Is there something here that needs to be "cancelled"?

[@Sabu113]

You’re not supposed to? Flipping it around is really interesting. How many women give up on a career because one needs to handle family and one needs to put hours into the job

[@nunnya-biz32]

@@NatrixHasYou the humoring of spousal abuse & neglect.

[@vcdrny]

Ok she got me I'll watch her special lol

[@lofi5787]

Yeah i agree. She is good.

[@MrWATCHthisWAY]

She’s got skills...

[@Noir1984]

She’s hilarious.

[@Tomevone]

No one cares

[@vcdrny]

@@Tomevone I don't know who hurt you. But.. well I don't really care so keep on trucking bud.

[@drangel1345]

“ hard to sleep with all these dead dreams under my pillow” haha best part

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

She has some amazing comedic timing and a very alluring stage presence. I like her.

[@Wubbazt]

oh my god, she's so funny. her mannerisms and the way she delivers what she says are just absolutely amazing. and it's helped by the fact that you know she more than likely doesn't ACTUALLY want to destroy a man's willpower and crush his dreams-she's just exaggerating to put on a performance.

[@Tr4sh_can34]

I saw some other commentors saying that she is pointing out the double standard where women are supposed to drop their entire life to start a family

[@bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663]

she really isn't amazing... sorority level "humour"... truly dire, unimaginative and woefully unfunny but i know EN PEE CEES love low IQ thinking

[@Sewblon]

idk, her explanation of why she wants to do it makes total sense to me.

[@HarryBuxley]

wait wait what? you mean she wasn't serious ? I have to re-asses my worldview as previously I thought comedians were describing their world view in explicit, serious and unwavering exactness. are you telling me now that they are JOKING? my god may the lord have mercy on our souls

[@ralphprice7365]

I like this so much I intentionally watched all the ads and clicked on all the ad links, so she got paid hahahahahahahha

[@emotionz3]

Well that was 5 minutes of comedy perfection.

[@ThiccNutt]

Yeah that felt like 15 damn

[@piyushuttarwar2273]

I don't know if its her comedy that's scary or she is generally that ruthless in person

[@piyushuttarwar2273]

@the hevy I don't know man watch her full stand up and that taking the wedding vow part scariest shit have ever heard.. no buddy can be this scary without that thought process even the edggy dudes need that kinda thinking...

[@Alexander-rg2wb]

She sound sick..somebody did hurt her very bad....

[@sophiatroanska1432]

@HEAV¥HAND THATS not a feminist

[@piyushuttarwar2273]

@HEAV¥HAND well my friend I think it's the other way around she is so scary that feminist sounds like her 😂 in the end she is a comedian and feminist can hardly take a joke

[@TheJhtlag]

Young Hillary, even referred to her dinner partner as Bill. Same look too.

[@eschelar]

She was absolutely on fire in this appearance. Timing on point, perfect delivery. I've seen some other appearances with the same material and not sure if it wasn't polished yet or if she was getting bored with it, but it didn't quite reach the same bar. She's at her best here and it's damn good!

[@KINDaf]

I think she does feed off the audience. If her audience is into her performance she gets more into the persona

[@aepet22]

"Au revoir, a$$hole!" 😂😂😂😂 she's always a good laugh

[@GCT1990]

I loved her special, I want Netflix to sign another deal with her cause she needs another

[@aleshyadarling5274]

You might have heard, but just in case you haven't, there is a new one. It came out on the 4th.

[@fatant520]

Who else binged all her specials after the “choke me in bed but kinda mean it a little” joke 😂😂😂😂😂 The way she slid that in there had me fuckin crying😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonnewby178]

""Au revoir a******. You thought you made a friend. Baguette." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Every time. I crack up laughing.

[@nanarosex3]

“almost exclusively what up” AHSKS

[@davidhepworthmusic]

"wheels me away in a carriage"... got me good

[@Nangoncrazy]

She always reminds me of a little hamster. So cute.

[@db9944]

It's the cheekbones

[@miamijim5964]

One that's gonna bite you on the finger and never let fucking go.

[@cryo311]

“‘Taylor he’s gonna resent you’ I know” that’s so evil, i love it

[@pablosonic892]

God, the point of view of the boyfriend bit with finger guns is my new favorite comedy thing. Jesus God, that is so freakin good. She is fire.

[@tyrantkd9320]

"id like to have kid to, which is a shame, because I'm so talented" lol

[@sjent]

Smart woman, funny too. One of those sets that is funny because its sad and true. And well presented.

[@Rohan-hp4qs]

Simp spotted

[@sjent]

@J K I dont think you know what masculinity is.

[@saetwo3078]

@J K if that's your regular masculinity... kinda yikes

[@adammiira]

Simp. She aint funny. But she cute. But still she aint funny. Not saying i am. So dont go telling me to do stand up comedy.

[@saetwo3078]

@@adammiira Funny is subjective

[@SavageJoe1775]

She's a fantastic example of a good comic. Taylor is hilarious, and a great example of just how funny female comics can be.

[@cristianproust]

She is a correct comic. There are tons of good comics, she just seems better because the guy's level is different

[@eleanor8652]

"I need to make something and and put a hat on it right now!"

[@tristramcoffin926]

It's rare in comedy to make a joke about one's sincerely vulnerability. Usually, comedians make fun of some facade they have made for themselves and pretend it is still self-deprecating.

[@pigwindow]

Taylor Tomlinson has to be one of the best comedians out there, so freaking talented

[@michaelkayjr]

Some people often say female comedians aren't very good...my response is always to point them to Taylor as an example. She is a top tier example of a really good contemporary comedian, we're just too conditioned to be served mediocre or plain bad crap we're expected to like in the name of "diversity". It's always been the quality of the jokes and the delivery, not the gender, and she proves this beautifully.

[@Kos4Evr]

She's not wrong. A little crazy but sounds like fun.

[@koushalyag3608]

A little crazy is exactly how I like it!

[@Neviksir]

That's what happens when you get to Hollywood and narcissism isn't fun lol

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

It sure is fun, until you turn 40

[@markmiller6402]

Her writing and delivery is amazing

[@samaeldeul572]

"You thought you made a friend, baquette" lmao that pretty much sums up my French vocabulary too😂

[@QuidamByMoonlight]

Perfectly explains the relationship paradox between men and women, as it relates to ambition and drive.

[@erinh9267]

There isn't a paradox between women and men when it comes to ambition and drive.

[@matbbgun9882]

"Paradox"

[@joana5337]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@peterstedman6140]

Tf are you talking about

[@Neutral_Tired]

What you need to find is someone who genuinely loves kids and wants nothing more than to love and raise their kid

[@valchapdelaine7356]

Sounds like she's got a kink, find someone who dosent mind pretending to be insecure, when the two of em are feeling frisky then healthy relationship rest of the time.

[@gabrielcarrasco8414]

@@valchapdelaine7356 Seems she wants someone to feel good about her success.

[@FamilyManMoving]

Y'all realize she sits up late at night scribbling material on a page, creating fake stories, hoping it'll make people laugh? It's not a diary. It's a job. One she does pretty well, from the looks of it.

[@orangeheartguy]

"Honey, do you need anything? I mean you've already taken everything from me!" That was PEAK humor!

[@MCoftheMC9412]

To her credit she is very self-aware.

[@iguacu3517]

She left out the part where she loses all respect for him.

[@BobRooney290]

thats ok, he'll leave her for someone else. because there's always someone better.

[@TheDanrox110]

Jesus Christ it’s stand up

[@DeadpoolX9]

@@Splatterpunk_OldNewYork I think the joke is that was what was expected of women? Hence why boomers are now forever alone?

[@sentrysyndrome8920]

All these triggered dudes making my day.

[@kimraudenbush615]

@@TheDanrox110 "jesus christ, it's stand-up" might explain why she doesn't bother going to second dates anymore...

[@michaelhertzman1028]

She kills me, but the “almost exclusively, what up” move was worth watching the entire clip.

[@wg05954]

Watch this clip 1000 times and I still laugh from the belly.

[@SuperSharonpaul]

" I need a guy with goals and dreams and ambition and I need him to give that all up to support mine" welcome to an Indian arranged marriage ( the girl does this just in case lol)

[@njha4531]

I am sorry,if it happened to you but don't shame the whole country

[@maryann2970]

@@njha4531 True, only about 1/2 of it!

[@vector_vector__]

Wtf that's entitlement and selfishness and complete red flag "it's sign about how pathetic she's . this girl was just joking because shes comedian but reality if any woman say stuff like that she's not gonna get husband .

[@underw777]

@@vector_vector__ bro it's a joke... men can joke about raping women and dragging lgbt but it's all crickets huh

[@BD-kt6zv]

Everything she said, did actually cross my mind🤣

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

OMG her little baby on the brain dance had me howling with laughter... and I scared my co-workers

[@thestranger954]

"You thought you made a friend; Baguette."

[@messily1456]

This hit hard as a stay-at-home mom. I felt... all of that. 💩

[@uremawifenowdave]

@Messily don’t feel bad. I was the main caregiver in my marriage while my wife followed her employment dreams. I loved raising our three kids, best thing I ever did. I feel chronically ill around the same time we had our last kid, and my then wife divorced me as she didn’t want to spend the rest of her life with a chronically ill husband who not only raised the kids, but had also been working a full time job too doing night shifts. When I had to stop working due to my illness, she told me I was nothing more than a “glorified childminder” to her. During the divorce she thought she’d get the kids, but they all came with their disabled dad. I’m now a single dad still raising two of my kids (the eldest has struck out on his own) and I don’t have a single regret. The youngest two no longer have any contact with their mother by their own choice. Stay strong Messily, one day you’ll look back and realise the good job you’ve done, regardless of how difficult it is just now.❤

[@messily1456]

@@uremawifenowdave I hope you’re doing better physically. I’m touched by your story, and honored to know it. Love truly conquers all.

[@angelasantucci7483]

Her humor is freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[@jovanleon7]

Agreed. She's rare.

[@rick15666]

What a strong set! Nothin but heavy-hitters! I need to see more of her, so comfortable in her own skin

[@tugbakorkmaz2782]

Her style is hilarous and those little dances just efso

[@MrChannelnamehere]

She's like a female version of John Mulaney and Anthony Jeselnik combined, love it.

[@savsunshine142]

This got better each second

[@liveandletlive769]

The way she modulates her voice is cool

[@ajp1282]

She has princess Leia face and Rey Skywalker's Shirley Temples' hair.

[@Fadeless_00]

Don’t fucking call her Rey Skywalker. She is not one.

[@t_train3796]

Kinda reminds me of Rhonda Rousey

[@TheSkizz89]

Perfect woman.

[@Brittney1986]

Ok, I love her. 💕😂☺️ His allowance? Queen. 👏😂👑

[@deaddocreallydeaddoc5244]

She's very good at social and self-satire, but it's also sad because it is true.

[@notneean]

The spotlight works hard. But Taylor works harder.

[@darkin1484]

Bro, she even added the water sip with perfect comedic timing for this joke. Thats hella talent. Like I hope she keeps absolutely popping.

[@thebloodydemonsinyourdream1489]

Three words, She is Funny.

[@ScienceFan1859]

*that’s 5 ;)

[@thebloodydemonsinyourdream1489]

@@ScienceFan1859 no i said it in three words

[@ScienceFan1859]

@@thebloodydemonsinyourdream1489 3 *more* words...

[@thebloodydemonsinyourdream1489]

@@ScienceFan1859 fineeee

[@bennyshaversmusic590]

No she is not

[@joshmarden9933]

I'm a stay at home dad that had a 15 year career. I'd happily choke for a sugar mama.

[@esikesamuel8751]

whispers "I know" 🤣🤣🤣

[@coldblooded568]

The best female comedian I've ever seen. And just overall amazing!

[@d4nkfo3tu54]

I actually quite liked this, I thought at first glance she was going to be an Amy schumer rip off and just talk about getting ploughed constantly

[@rickrollrizal2364]

Amy does not even reach this woman's toe nails

[@d4nkfo3tu54]

@@rickrollrizal2364 it's really good to see a female comedian not rely on talking about sex for laughs on 90% of the material

[@zyaicob]

Clearly you've never seen Taylor before then

[@Alic4444]

@Lex Bright Raven this is true

[@sophiatroanska1432]

Amy just isn’t funny

[@maynardewm]

Gosh this is some genius comedy. She forms ideas in a way that is so clever

[@tunzlunz]

Wow all her jokes are satire and I only got them 3 minutes in. She’s a genius.

[@scotty7229]

Okay hear me out... Anthony Jeselnik and Taylor Tomlinson make a lovechild

[@coldblooded568]

This comment made me scream "ew!" And click the three dots on the left side in an auto attempt to delete your comment.

[@scotty7229]

@@coldblooded568 wow.. How can something so pretty be so mean 😂🙆‍♀️

[@coldblooded568]

@@scotty7229 lol, thanks. ❤ So, since we're e-friends now, can you please remove the word "****child" from your comment? It's super cringe for me. :(

[@scotty7229]

@@coldblooded568 only if I get to stare into those foxy eyes for a lil longer 🙆‍♀️

[@jacobnestle3805]

What in the simp is going on here

[@gregc.9035]

I can't watch her stand up comedy. Whenever I try..I almost pass out due to laughing so much and breathing so little.

[@shawnthesheep6832]

“Baguette” 😂😂😂😂 I’m weak

[@DemonHippo266]

I love this woman.