Taylor Tomlinson On Dating Someone With No Emotional Baggage | CONAN on TBS

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[@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834]

"I STILL TALK TO SHEILA" 😂

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Nikolas Shull I love that she threw in a name & that’s such a suburban mom name xD

[@thrashpondopons2776]

My mom (for any number of reasons!) never liked my girlfriends! Til the one she met and automatically fell in love with! So I married her as it was the only way I could think of not creating an awkward situation!

[@LeoStaley]

Her delivery on all the lines here is so much better than in her Netflix special, I don't know what happened.

[@huighwong2069]

I have zero emotional baggage, feels really good tbh!

[@ripshannon]

@@MalloryNewcomb yep that's my moms name 🤣

[@helen9972]

"he was in a frat in college he's basically a rescue" lmaoo

[@bddigbo5087]

Wats a frat?

[@robertculen2949]

@@bddigbo5087 a college fraternity

[@Niaaal]

Great line

[@SenseiDonGraham]

I didn't get this lol

[@wh173]

@Keynesian Economics sounds like the opposite of someone that needs to be rescued.

[@jessical4866]

“I wanna be the reason you quit drinking but if I can’t, I’ll be the reason you start” I want this embroidered on a jacket that I can wear to first dates

[@VaanRavi]

But wanting to be the reason they quit means they started before you could be the reason they start anyway though...

[@kedabro1957]

Wish my ex had.

[@EL-tf5ek]

You sound like a winner

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

... and now she's doing material about calling off an engagement with the guy

[@gabbya1268]

I was scrolling through comments and read this one at the exact same time she said that in the video and idk it just felt like the whole world aligned for moment

[@kristyhughes3146]

"Hall of Fame. Hall of Shame. Just as long as my picture is on the wall." Needs to be on a tshirt.

[@CR-be3un]

Seriously.

[@pretty948]

Put it on a shirt already

[@dadivderr3161]

Cringe

[@Zaza-rk5se]

@@dadivderr3161 so is watching "poke-tips" But no one says anything about that lmao

[@iPSLee]

Karen's t-shirt

[@frickenflapcraps]

"I turned his life AND his hat around." I'm dyingggg

[@aisyhudson3676]

@@the1nonlyzonerf1 what does it mean anyway?

[@alhassanali4829]

@@the1nonlyzonerf1 yeah...I didn't get it either

[@bikeshrai]

@@aisyhudson3676 People who wear their hats backwards are perceived to be douchebag.

[@miatmiatmiat6991]

@@bikeshrai or if their hat is sideways that's even extra douchebaggery I can't even comprehend

[@revolutionarydragon1123]

@@bikeshrai and that so like early 00s

[@grown.ass.nerd.]

I loved my ex's mom so much and she loved me, she called to make sure I was okay when we broke up. I miss her so goddamn much. Rest in peace, Monica, I still think about your kindness.

[@AmetafJohora]

aww

[@jthiboo]

I got to say goodbye to my first boyfriend's mom, by phone, on her deathbed. That's the last time I spoke with my ex, in fact. Respectfully he stayed out of his mother's tender relationship with me even after he and I were dust in the wind with nothing in common. I still miss her.

[@orangesoda5472]

@@jthiboo Well my ex mother in law still visits. I'm welcome in her home. It's always good not to burn your bridges.

[@markmac2206]

@@orangesoda5472 not me. i always carry a can of gas and plenty of matches.

[@DylansPen]

@@markmac2206 Reminds me of the story of Cortez, he was the Captain of an expedition of sailing ships from the old world to the new in the 1500's and when he reached Central America he had the ships burned so his men would have plenty of motivation.

[@Kim-Dokja]

This is the one thing I've noticed about women comedians. They don't seem to need to breathe. Like, guy comedians take huge pauses, drink water here and there, spend inordinate amounts of time talking slowly or just straight up pausing at the audience. This woman talks for five minutes and I feel like I got 30 minutes worth of information. This is crazy. Her transitions are incredible. Sometimes when I listen to comedians they just suddenly switch topics without warning and it gives me whiplash. But her transitions are so smooth it all feels like one long joke. That's amazing.

[@lecroitg]

She has better delivery on her netflix special. You it seems just a little more polished.

[@HPGIRL1109]

@American Patriots this is true. you can't argue back because you will not get the chance to speak until she has aired all of her grievances.

[@steveconn]

Dave Attell is pretty fast in his transitions.

[@boobah2622]

I didn't think she was that quick but liz miele and Diane spencer are pretty chill.

[@ZakBaganslover4ever9]

If comediennes take a pause, it has PURPOSE. The stare down is probably the punchline, not demanding laughs.

[@jokbia]

wow, how can someone be so wholesome and vulgar at the same time

[@redsands1001]

Religious upbringing

[@nickhodge6169]

Easy, she's a comedian who is lying for a laugh, stupid.:-) Bye, everyone, thank you, thank you, okay thanks

[@ashleyromero5302]

Her face

[@artedejerie]

have you not watched John Mulaney?

[@RegstarRogstar]

she want to be either one

[@stevenvonsancho]

This is one of the most enlightening TED talks I've ever heard

[@TheChadPad]

Chris Peck brilliant xD👌

[@Lilyrobbins101]

😆

[@lyhav8988]

Faczz 🤣

[@Raiju1997]

I love how I laughed more at this comment than this whole video

[@thedavecorp]

LOL!

[@yoshim616]

I don’t know why but I loved when she was like, “He whistles...recreationally!”

[@Rillages]

That was a great line.

[@kingj_1697]

I whistle recreationally

[@lunasorree7177]

Jerry Klerman murderer.

[@razkable]

people being nice happy confident and not worrying about stuff aka watching the news an not trying to effect stuff not in their control is the only way the world functions...good for him..he doesn't let stuff get him down..in a capitalistic society with corruption in politics why worry about others?...just live your best life ...no law states I have to give a crud about you or be miserable too...why do I care who the president is in the 2020's?..their job i commander in chief..in 1776 that mattered in 2020 its a underpaying boring job...get yous man...be positive..it helps a lot...negativity around others breeds bad results

[@SquillyMon]

@@kingj_1697 So do I...

[@jthiboo]

""I still talk to Sheila!" Although we'd been broken up for 20 years or so, my first boyfriend called me so his mom could say goodbye on her deathbed. She and I deeply loved each other and that's what made us a family, even after her son and I were dust in the wind. You gotta keep who's worth keeping.

[@calisongbird]

That’s deep. 👍🏼

[@sidv2327]

❤

[@MasterSkippy117]

I understand. This is so true even in or without deathbeds involved. My condolences.

[@nedim_guitar]

This brought tears to my eyes.

[@aliengranpa]

That's awesome!

[@jupii17]

My boyfriend also has no emotional baggage he's like an alien He also whistles

[@KM-oy2dw]

Do... do you want me to call the police?

[@snotellekS]

Imagine being a crazy person thinking everyone else is crazy for not being as crazy as you.

[@jupii17]

Thats a joke y'all calm down, we love each other for being how we are damn

[@Thatgradgirl]

Devin imagine being crazy enough to think that most of the population has not been through trauma by the time they turn 18...👀🥴 are you living on the same planet as the rest of us? 😂

[@trauko1388]

He IS an alien, RUN!!!

[@Perfectly_Cromulent351]

Turned his life and his hat around. Brilliant.

[@suyashawasthi1]

I thought she said "Head". Had to re-watch it. It was funny.

[@stabgan]

what it means ? his hat around ?

[@toonyonghwei901]

@@stabgan he was in a frat. Must have worn a hat backwards at some point

[@Perfectly_Cromulent351]

Stabgan frat dudes and other man-children wear their hats backwards. She’s saying she’s “refined” him.

[@Perfectly_Cromulent351]

Astrah Cat lighten up

[@virginiagould3167]

"He goes to bed at night and he's like 'Good night'--not like 'OH....DEATH!!'" Yep, no way I could relate to someone like that.

[@YOSOYXOSE]

"One day it'll all end..."

[@melissasaint3283]

If you can get past the "Oh....DEATH!!!" There is "good night" on the other side again.

[@keep7smiling]

@@CallduhAmberLamp I'm glad people's opinions differ, because I find her hilarious :)

[@CallduhAmberLamp]

Thorsten Böhme are you German?

[@keep7smiling]

@@CallduhAmberLamp nope

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

1:12 Cut to Sheila, watching this on KZbin, _beaming_ from ear to ear, fondly - eyes a little moist at the thought of the daughter-in-law, that could have been...!🤗😢🤧☺️

[@ClovertheUnburnt]

Underrated comment, I'm just saying.

[@EmiliusReturns]

This was way too relatable as someone with baggage who’s with somebody with lovely parents and a lovely childhood who, when I asked him “what’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”, responded “I don’t know.”

[@RuNZiT1]

*hall of fame or hall of shame, doesn’t matter as long as my pictures on the wall* 🤦‍♂️ lol

[@gyse6920]

Yep. We've heard this act from someone before.

[@jasongarcia1886]

Lol😂

[@smolboi4348]

True

[@JediJJ24]

That could be a yearbook quote

[@ryanbanister1921]

I do comedy. She squeezes SO much into five minutes. She deserves way more credit.

[@TheHidalgo99]

Well since you're doing comedy, I consider yourself an expert on the field and therefore believe you.

[@Xynth22]

Yeah, that felt a lot longer than 5 minutes.

[@MadisonFalco]

She’s very smooth

[@dbspaceoditty]

but, dont you have to be funny to be a comic? she is just bad at telling bad storys. badly

[@ryanbanister1921]

@@dbspaceoditty I know right? She tells stories horribly. That's why she is on Conan and you are on KZbin making shitty troll comments.

[@meghand8682]

I turned his life and his hat around. LMAO

[@helloanyahere2876]

“Do you know who the president is???” I’m wheezing 🤣

[@thisguyrighthere3647]

Nothing funny about the low hanging fruit.

[@brianaust8897]

Yeah she’s obviously striving to be another Hollywood figure whose opinion doesn’t effing matter 🥴

[@BobBob-we3wr]

@@brianaust8897 \ They only allow celebrities that think a certain way with politics.... Sad

[@AlejandraElisabet]

I chOkED

[@razkable]

you laughed that much at a simple president joke?... thats something that has been said by comedians and civilians about every president in history

[@annalieserenee5375]

the have you ever made a dudes mom love you more than him was so relatable 😂😂

[@izzylooks4078]

I had a mom once say "Thank you for loving my son." 😂

[@oneDonly]

So.... this is not funny

[@lyssakate]

@@oneDonly why not? Lol.

[@brandongillett2616]

Sounds like he's the... ONLY ONE that thinks so! Ahahahaha!! ...sorry, I'll go home now...

[@oneDonly]

@@lyssakate Because everything she says is about manipulating and controlling people.

[@rosjio99]

“He was in a frat. He’s basically a rescue” 🤣

[@kogcyc]

"Act like you're four and your partner is made of Lego." With that joke, you are *officially* funny.

[@annafantasia]

Oh good thing you were here to make it official

[@oncearoundtheparkpls]

@@annafantasia 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismiscellaneous]

Very funny but she should change the age to 2 ... 1-2 year olds do that 3-4 years olds don’t stick toys in their mouths anymore.

[@glyrr]

@@chrismiscellaneous Maybe where you are from but this is 'Murica we do what ever the hell we want.

[@absolutjackal]

Thank you fellow nerd of culture for using knowing Lego is a collective noun and the plural is Lego not Legos. I applaud you.

[@DPBibb]

“I wanna be the one. Doesn’t matter which one. There are a lot of “ones” you can be. You can be the one they marry, the one who got away, the one who set their car on fire. It doesn’t matter, just remember me.” That had me dying! She’s so good at comedy for being as young as she is!

[@mochapoetics]

I loved that line about making a dude's mom love you more.

[@reekreeker3375]

Um, good for you?

[@mochapoetics]

@@reekreeker3375 gee... Thanks

[@caraf8727]

It is the best feeling 😌

[@soaphope3398]

Me too lmao

[@jondunmore4268]

Demonstrably untrue, and can only be perceived by an insecure woman who wants attention attention attention. As soon as she said that line, we got this bitch's number.

[@michaellang8461]

If I'm not your happy ending I'll be your turning point. Is my new mantra for dating. 🤣😂🤣

[@jamiebruner8463]

I thought she was gonna say "i'll be your happy hour"

[@kandirussell5024]

That made me feel bad for her... She just wants to be remembered. 😂

[@kandirussell5024]

@ LMAO yup it's funny as hell...at least she knows her flaw is a need for that kind of attention. Then she used it to make a hilarious skit

[@TheWitchOvAgnesi]

LOL go get 'em bruh!

[@LaplacianFourier]

So that's where these perverted dating ideas are being pick up from. Stop mimicking what you saw in a video when dating. Do people not have a normal date anymore?! Gosh!

[@shivyadra2365]

she fit SO MUCH into five minutes and it was all funny! that’s impressive

[@JuneDen]

Frog chair

[@razkable]

all funny?..5 minutes?..most comedians do a 5 minute but..are you ok? or are you 9 or is this the fist time you seen a comedian perform or are you one of those feminists who protect every female just cause...

[@shivyadra2365]

Asmosis Jones what i was trying to say is that the amount of info she fit into five minutes made the set feel a lot longer than it actually was, and everything she put in there was hilarious. yes, that is s comedians job but i find it rare that every joke a comedian makes lands with me but taylor is just fantastic! also, interesting how when you see an opinion you disagree with, you go straight to discrediting feminists. just makes it seem like you dislike women who support women but whatever

[@slaveofgod3481]

Maybe it's not my type of comedy but it's just a no for me

[@oisinmckenna1054]

‘Car sex is for children or criminals’ - on point

[@hannahagent3778]

The whole part about car sex is like on point. You usually leave with a bruise or a cramp lol

[@Friendship1nmillion]

🤯: *WOW* when she uses the word "children" i hope she means teenagers or else *THAT'S 1 DARING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT* i don't think ever IF a primary/Elementary school child accepts a ride from a stranger it's cos they're looking for a different form of affection than what their parents give them. 😓🚘🔞🧸

[@Emily-oy2nq]

@@Friendship1nmillion She's a comedian... It's a joke, it is not that deep

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@Friendship1nmillion teenagers are children and they can drive...... Lighten up

[@markmac2206]

best part of car sex is putting it in the gashole.

[@Stepanka1111]

that was amazing, LOVE her delivery. "he's basically a rescue" lmaooo

[@MattMonat]

Wahmen no funny

[@Digger-Nick]

Cringe

[@RonaldWeasleysWife]

Matthew Monat Well over 400 people disagree with you, as seen by the likes on her comment

[@RonaldWeasleysWife]

Hugh Jass this coming from the guy whose username is “Hugh Jass” Lol

[@verybluevans]

Štěpánka Černá That was my favorite line

[@CameronBaba]

"No, but I'm down!" "You're do-we're not brainstorming!!"

[@walkz007]

@Ken Harris you commented this on all the recap comments sir 😒😒😒😒

[@CameronBaba]

Ken Harris Haha yeah thanks :)

[@CameronBaba]

Amy Victoria That’s actually so funny bc it directly contradicts his condemnation of repetition in youtube comments

[@CameronBaba]

@Ken Harris ahh. ok

[@jpest17]

@Carlos Spiceywhiener People quote lines in the video because they don't have anyone in real life to relate over it with, don't over think it.

[@moonface710]

Man I was going to bed at night like “oh no death” when I was 5

[@ArtifactUnknown]

sick flex

[@cf9844]

One Year Later: "Broke it off with my fiance."

[@freetobe3]

Really?

[@rumblefish9]

@Shaymer he cheated on her. She confirmed in a tweet.

[@hoofhearted1833]

josiah kibbey ...and have a face like a beach ball

[@yasmw863]

@@hoofhearted1833 dude wth she’s actually really pretty

[@kimberlyrobinson3992]

She’s funny. She also kind of looks like a young Carrie Fisher.

[@dustynutz8930]

u know what else is funny....ur face

[@emercycrite]

Mixed with Julia Stiles.

[@jacobtheboy]

She looks nothing like carrie Fisher. At all. You're a terrible person

[@kickhuggy]

I was thinking Gyllenhaal girl

[@chado3000]

She looks like my next ex wife..

[@savannahraaye1412]

“If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console, we have nothing to say to each other.” Literally.

[@themule8625]

"he was a frat boy, I turned his life and his hat around" her most underrated joke.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

She deserves so much more laughter. Her jokes are flawless!! “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console we have nothing to say to each other.” LMAO oh that hurts…

[@formoftherapy]

I am so picky about comedians and she is HILARIOUS. Amazing.

[@peterdonlon2083]

Fancy seeing you here!

[@ytho8245]

Right!!

[@dayegilharno4988]

I just LOVE her "Evil Leia" vibes!

[@donke3677]

Stop being fake it’s rude

[@macdeluxe733]

Up to a point. Some funny stuff, some utterly pedestrian and lazy. Let's not pretend this is some genius-level comedy. It's OK.

[@ignorasmus]

Now I have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...😂😂

[@rubengonzalez2233]

I read this as she said it 😂😂😂

[@Jeselena_8]

Ive literally thought this before with someone I dated 🤣🤣

[@BTG07]

Well she did, she broke up the engagement with him earlier this year.

[@DboyDray]

“Either the one u marry, the one that got away or the one who set ur car on fire, either way ur gonna remember me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hji123]

This woman’s energy and confidence is amazing. The energy, her power, so delicious and hysterical.

[@donke3677]

Wtf are you talking about 🤨

[@bobbarkin2880]

Hop in speed racer let's kill a dream. I'm wheezing

[@_Odin_]

Must say, this Ms. Tomlinson is good! No clue who she is but those 5 mins were good.

[@Thunderous117]

Hell of a line

[@jerry_rey]

“Positive or negative, hall of shame or hall of fame as long as my picture is on the wall” Taylor Tomlinson you’re my spirit animal.

[@anneb889]

I recall when I was telling my adolescent psych professor that I didn’t have any childhood traumas or issues, he told me I wasn’t digging deep enough. Glad to know there’s someone else out there who has had a perfectly boring childhood as well.

[@HeathsHarleyQuinn]

Here here!

[@ericbrown1101]

Yeah same. Made it into my 30s and my parents are still married, 3 of my 4 grandparents are still living, no family drama. Just a bunch of boring middle class white people lol.

[@guesswho5790]

But this is a good thing!! What I wouldn't give to have had a not-traumatizing early life.

[@Alphacentauri819]

The interesting thing is...that that's the most common response of a dismissive avoidant attachment style. Of course, some people do have secure, emotionally aware, attuned parents and therefore have a "good childhood". However, dismissive avoidants come out of situations where what they needed didn't happen...which has a very different retrospective view than overt abuse. Dismissive avoidants were usually emotionally neglected...but had their basic needs attended to, clothes, food, education, and practical dynamics, oriented to functionality. Usually there's an unspoken code of conflict avoidance and refusal to talk about, engage in, emotional content. It is practical or intellectual only.

[@apseudonym]

why were you studying psych if there was nothing wrong with you

[@vibrantpixeIs]

"because now i have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...i wanna be the ONE. doesn't matter which one...just remember me. hall of fame, hall of shame, as long as my picture's on the wall." crazy how last night she was on fallon joking about her engagement not working out. she stuck to her guns lmao. guess into the hall of shame she goes for this guy. mission accomplished? lol

[@AmetafJohora]

aww really?

[@rachelfox8108]

Considering he cheated on her, I'm guessing she's in the Hall of Fame as the one he fucked up and lost over his own dumbass mistakes. She has nothing to be ashamed of, where that relationship is concerned.

[@vibrantpixeIs]

@@rachelfox8108 makes sense with that context. she didn't exactly divulge that detail in the interview i watched lol xD

[@awakenow7147]

@@rachelfox8108 So he had baggage after all eh

[@jeffreyb8770]

Everybody has their whole *life* ahead of them until they hook up with me!

[@milesofmxments]

I went to high school with her this is crazy

[@jrod8807]

Awesome to see you watch Conan, Miles! Haha

[@brennahasselmann8075]

Was she funny or quiet in high school

[@coena9377]

Don't just say you went to high school with her without including what she was like.

[@milesofmxments]

@@coena9377 😆we never hung-out or spoke that i can recall, from what i remember she was pretty much just a good kid. not the most popular and not known as the class clown just sort of normal, so when she started blowing up as a comedian everyone was really surprised. really cool seeing someone from our hometown find main stream success.

[@milesofmxments]

​@@brennahasselmann8075 from what i heard about her she was more chilled out and low key, we weren't friends but were in the same graduating class.

[@miadixon4121]

SHE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL I LOVE HER

[@gregscully3369]

I think she has one.

[@clarktownsend8991]

she has 1

[@dustinfogarty4957]

The standups episode 1 home skillet

[@AintJustThem]

The Comedy Lineup on netflix!

[@DowncastParadox]

@@AintJustThem It's only 15 min. :(

[@TR-in9lp]

“I STILL talk to Sheila” 😂

[@robint8473]

“If I’m not the reason he quits drinking, I’m gonna be the reason he starts.” I died

[@brian_b_2342]

I TURNED HIS LIFE AND HIS HAT AROUND!!!!!! THAT GOT ME LMFAO

[@Rodimus_Prime]

Some of you look like your ribs have never been bruised by a center console before and it shows.

[@Jaclynnn1]

😂😂😂

[@SwimSweetie100]

‘Have you ever made a guy’s mom love you more than him?’ Lmaooo dead

[@sbdsoill]

You know she's good when every comment is a different line from her set. looks like she had a joke that resonated with everyone! Excited to see more from her in the future

[@silviadovidio7478]

I'm literally scrolling through looking for the one line I didn't understand 😂😂😂

[@sbdsoill]

What one?

[@sbdsoill]

@@silviadovidio7478 the had sex with 2 people, 4 if you're Christian is a reference to how anal sex 'doesnt count' to Christian girls

[@ericoliver1603]

"Can't take this back to best buy, I spilled some stuff on it" is such a great line with awesome delivery, legend in the making right here.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Hall of fame, Hall of shame doesn't matter my picture should be on the wall DAMN! 🔥🔥

[@TarPalantir133]

"Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame."

[@poopagore]

TarPalantir133 dude is it really you?! machine gun kelly?!?

[@MsSupergenius]

That joke blew me away. That is such a female mentality. Not all but that truly made me pause and think, lol

[@sock4life95]

She reminds me of Eleanore from the good place

[@JCJeffrey]

"I turned his life and his hat around!" -Best Comment ever, coming from a Frat guy :)

[@YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect]

There was a time, my mom loved my ex-girlfriend more than me.

[@palsp666]

Lmao

[@madstylemodest]

I had that problem with my ex boyfriend- for like three months after we broke up my family had him over like once a week for game night. I think they still see or talk to him sometimes. (It’s been about seven months)

[@jordyns6070]

My maternal grandmother likes my dad more than my mom. She asks about him whenever she calls me or my mom and says “man that’s my guy” and told me I need to find a guy like him because my mom “really lucked out”

[@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181]

One of my exes mom got drunk on Thanksgiving and proclaimed me as their favorite kid.... I stopped that fast

[@SP-iv2jj]

That hit home for me too XD

[@MistyGlades567]

Okay, KZbin... I watched it.

[@Logan-ne1en]

Was it worth it?

[@youtubeaccount1486]

Logan no. I clicked the video not sure and I left like I went through a world war

[@soloveich]

@@youtubeaccount1486 KZbin got me here through autoplay :(

[@walkz007]

@@soloveich same

[@KatalinaKristina]

AHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

[@sgpb000]

"If I'm not your happy ending, I will be turning your point" 😅

[@diywrites8703]

"I turned his life AND his hat around." great stuff. Almost spit my coffee out.

[@Raumance]

Cracks me up imagining her father seeing this. "Oh great 3 minutes of sex jokes, and here's an another one."

[@MegaSuperUltraThingy]

same for me but with mothers seeing their sons do 3 minutes of sex jokes

[@mikekristin7201]

I have a daughter. It will be hard to see when she becomes active in that arena but what is the point of having a kid and not let them live a life that makes her happy? It's one thing to protect it's another thing to stifle. Besides, I do a bit of open mic stuff from time to time. Have 15-20 min of material but its comedy, its exaggerated and amped up for the sake of performance. I have a joke that talks about me getting stoned on a bean bag chair.......I dont own a bean bag chair ;)

[@HelicopterRedFlag]

my name's j q and I say stupid things because I lack any interesting qualities! pls like me even tho I'm repulsive!! D:

[@Kabullo76]

@Craft9841 for sure you're a triggerEd woman XD

[@izzylooks4078]

This is so nice to see her on Conan! I used to see her all the time doing stand up in LA. Congratulations girl!

[@americanswan]

She had a tour opening for Conan. They are pretty close friends.

[@nternetrat]

ur so lucky !!! do you remember where she would gig in la?

[@vyrv6719]

This is a legitimate style. She’s building a self critical lens to show funny through, and can shift it with the audience. You think she didn’t get that “I feel people turning on me but” from people ACTUALLY DOING THAT? That shows she’s put in a lot of shows. Respect. Also laughs, lots of sheepish, embarrassed, understanding laughs 😅

[@mohitdaga2356]

I'm starting to have a crush on her.

[@shuchi2262]

Me tooo!

[@undrtakr900]

@@shuchi2262 Me three.

[@mlee-w664]

The audience was not receptive enough to her, she was brilliant!

[@Juju-nr7cb]

i think they were, and i enjoyed this video

[@TampaJohn]

Brilliant is a bit much. She was funny.

[@gyse6920]

Not that good. Predictable.

[@HelicopterRedFlag]

mass produced, generic "comedian" tone and affect don't you think?

[@mayfalltribe4747]

I think they rushed her thru her set so the crowd didn't have to time to really process what she was saying.

[@Theomite]

Her material isn't too powerful (aside from her zingers--"Hop in Speed racer, let's kill a dream"--marvelous), but her delivery and mastery of the momentum of the stage energy are top shelf. Incredible command, inflection, and segues. It's hard to pull off this kind of casual confidence without forcing it or coming off douche-y. She kills at this job.

[@andapanda3599]

But what can she do for extra credit, professor?

[@Theomite]

@@andapanda3599 Hmmm...I suppose she can figure out slow versions of her regular material. She can even figure out cool ways to go from slow-to-fast and fast-to-slow, showing that she's doesn't rely on speed to do most of the work.

[@Hannah-ne2vi]

it's so amusing to me that people write out full on yelp reviews of comics in youtube comments

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Yeap, she has the flow and delivery mechanics and blueprints nailed down in principle. She has done her theoretical research and it shows. She just needs stronger material and perhaps a bit more dark / shocking, level up the game a bit and make you think twice when leaving the venue after she's done with you - like all the great ones did.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

I totally agree with you, except that the main things that make a comedian funny are the things she excels at. She’s great. A well written comic who has awful delivery won’t be nearly as good as someone with shitty writing who can deliver amazing. There are many types of comedy. She nails her style. She doesn’t need amazing writing to be good. That being said I hope she blows up enough to be able to collaborate with an amazing writer.

[@toeey1]

Her delivery of the material is great but her writing is even better. Some of her jokes(and not just in this set) are extremely clever and very well written.

[@zyderman2050]

Jesus, I was like her boyfriend before my ex. She nailed that.

[@huighwong2069]

What does emotional baggage feel like? I've never experienced it

[@justsara8108]

@@huighwong2069 Most of the time it’s very light and it doesn’t show itself often, but when you’re reminded of it, it’s like there’s a million pounds that you’re shouldering.

[@BlueGlow26]

"4 if you're Christian"?! Haha 😅

[@sarahmiller3141]

khuang96 Christians consider oral sex to be on the same “sin level” as regular sex and teach you can’t call yourself a Virgin if you’ve had oral

[@HUNKragor]

Thanks, didn't know

[@KO-fh4vn]

@@HUNKragor no worries, anal is my 7th favorite word so I just drop it wherever it seems remotely appropriate anyway.

[@Marcofromda510]

@@KO-fh4vn 7th favorite word? You have my attention now lol. I assume that means you at least have a top 10. I'm curious to know what it is.

[@andreakumar2984]

khuang96 right!! That was great joke..absolute punchline but she just slid that in there and moved on like it was nothing.

[@MsSupergenius]

She was funny, very original material👍🏾

[@MachoToast-lg2bc]

MsSupergenius no. No she wasn’t

[@gyse6920]

Not even close. Old non funny style.

[@HelicopterRedFlag]

@@gyse6920 I said that above in different words!

[@walkz007]

Agreed

[@johnathanadams3763]

@@gyse6920 old ??

[@rjnagle]

" In every movie that I have ever seen, the dude who is whistling -- that guy's the killer."

[@brianbowles9239]

The one they marry the one that got away and the one that set his car on fire....I'm one of these

[@DrevichMusic]

Saw her open for Bert Kreischer 2 years ago. I really enjoyed the show and am glad to see her doing well.

[@raytrumble1994]

Awe2b Traveling pretty sure she is in the degenerates on Netflix, but she’s pretty funny

[@67kingdedede]

funny, she reminds me a lot of bert kreischer

[@raytrumble1994]

@@67kingdedede BUT SHES NOT FAT OR RACIST?

[@67kingdedede]

Well we can't know for sure

[@Death_by_Inches]

Wow what a lame audience. She's great.

[@BradyPostma]

I think they didn't want to interrupt. Afraid to laugh because they'd miss another great joke.

[@allisonavery7273]

@@BradyPostma that's fair

[@razkable]

the fake laughing is annoying but also shes not really funny..shes wholesome....conan crowd expect real comedy...but then again conan is pretty lame himself when it comes to stand up

[@MetaphoricallyRose]

@@razkable no she’s really funny

[@Friendship1nmillion]

You could {probably} call #TaylorTomlinson the Jamie Oliver of #Comedy. 👨‍⚖️🤩🃏💞💬

[@myrrhiam973]

"Do you know who the president is" killed me 😂

[@priscillaprit1]

"hall of fame or hall of shame. As long as my picture is on the wall" 😂

[@clarissejessm5307]

"If I'm not going to be your happy ending. I will be your turning point" I love her 😍😍😍

[@Fran28.]

I like how she said " Sex all u hv to do is approach it with enthusiasm like a Child...just put everything in your mouth!" LOL 😂🤣😆

[@bobstark4020]

Hey Fran.... I am wondering how many women I could use this on???? Lol

[@LOLEliSays]

OMFG I’m dying. She needs her own show

[@michaelhall9480]

She has a bit on Netflix

[@ironfae]

This is literally one of the most GENIUS comics today. I’ve seen many of her videos and she NAILS it on every level of stand up comedy. There hasn’t been a stand up comic this diversely funny in decades.

[@awesomealondra7507]

I found her years ago, and she has gotten so much better! I'm so proud of her. She was always good but now she's a pro 💖

[@Ms14787]

''Hop in speed-racer, let's kill a dreeeeam'' :D

[@KamuiJJang]

“If Im not your happy ending then I’ll be your turning point” Now I know what I was to the last men I dated whom since have all started dating of my ethnicity.

[@jonat523]

Amen to that sista

[@somegirl558]

"You want points for not cheating" Is probably her best bit ever.

[@fricken99]

Hahaha she's funny. She sounds like an overly energetic, country truck driver who is in to white dudes.

[@Silmerano]

So just a truck driver.

[@asterism7586]

" Who is into white dudes" lol why have I never heard that

[@Kabullo76]

Her material is garbage, her personale life is more interesting :D

[@KutWrite]

@@Kabullo76: Wait... Her material IS her personal life!

[@DJSideQxst]

Damn. She has one of the best stage presences’ I’ve seen in a long time. She’s SERIOUSLY funny😂😂😂

[@vnigallahoir3523]

That was one of the fastest and tightest 5 minute sets I have ever seen. Well done.

[@claraberg1214]

She is seriously becoming my most favorite comedian right now. She is down right hysterical in every way 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@jaykay5086]

I lowkey am turned off by people who've never struggled

[@a_legitimate_salvage]

Well adjusted people freak me out

[@fangsabre]

Seriously tho

[@ANTSEMUT1]

@@a_legitimate_salvage lowkey same they are so difficult to relate to.

[@jamesglosangeles]

I feel personally attacked by her hat comment.

[@nolancho]

Good.

[@armancz]

@@nolancho Mehehe

[@jamie49868]

Me too! I'm not sure why so I wish somebody from CNN would stir it up...err...I mean tell me why.

[@ih8thinkingofnames1]

You should

[@wgraham2410]

Haha

[@SoulRaag]

SHE IS HILARIOUS LOLLL "as long as my picture is on the wall" lolol

[@effynikki1221]

I feel like she covered a lot in five minutes and I could still understand and laugh along to this video. Honestly my new favourite comedian

[@misshoneypotlips898]

"If you have never had your rib cage bruised by a center conceal we have nothing to say to each orher" 🤣🤣 I felt this in the depths of my soul.....

[@tradtke101]

This is one of the best sets I've seen on a late night show in a long time. Girl killed it from start to finish. Bravo.

[@mawile3037]

When you realized you watched this on Netflix, and feel like clicking off Edit But then you get to new stuff and you stay 🙂

[@someshwartripathi8446]

This is on Netflix?

[@mawile3037]

@@someshwartripathi8446 the first few minutes has material from a show that is on Netflix

[@mawile3037]

It's like, the exact same joke word for word, if you haven't seen it just look her up, you'll be able to tell right away that you've heard her say the same joke before

[@richardengquist5070]

"I turned his life AND his hat around" is so damn solid.

[@touka1669]

"I STILL talk to Sheela" Lmao

[@sygad1]

wow, Taylor is a phenomenal comedian, genuinely burst out laughing

[@bingobongo1615]

Yeah amazing. And amazing balance between sex jokes and not being super vulgar

[@sygad1]

@@bingobongo1615 completely agree, the story telling and details are superb with reference to sex as opposed to the whole material being about sex, which gets very boring and predictable very quickly

[@susie8799]

“I still talk to Sheala” I feel seen. I still talk to my exes mom

[@realvdot]

He’s basically a rescue 💀💀💀