UNLUCKY! | TBH EP 7

[@DolanDarker]

the ad read was only supposed to be 60 seconds btw

[@colossaliscrazy]

UNLUCKY

[@Aluddy15]

Truee

[@basicallyabush]

Ok

[@mansoormahamud6122]

Nice podcast

[@ArranAsh]

der goose man

[@Mr_Wobbly]

TBH is always a great reminder that colossal hasn’t passed away yet

[@ALIENSHYBOI]

He in of himself, is a great reminder that Hello Fresh still exists.

[@Sm0k3turt]

True

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

How old is that man?

[@danielchin4198]

150, older than the queen, any time now.

[@lsd-rickb-1728]

He has a real 9 to 5 job you know. He has bills to pay and those sponsors don't come often to pay rent

[@zbyboggy3873]

I came to the conclusion that chad is like a giant walking baby, constantly taking his clothes off and eating things he shouldn't eat.

[@MarcMansfield]

that last part is especially max

[@omegaheartless]

So like Nickocado Avocado?

[@HardikMeel]

He's baby

[@zbyboggy3873]

@@HardikMeel He do be baby

[@GooBliff]

Yeah that's not far off of him tbh

[@chleepy]

pyro loves the economy rn, so much inflation

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Gottem

[@qwizzler]

🤣🤣🤣

[@EKTIBETZBD]

Surprised Dolan or Colossal didn’t chime in with that lol.

[@WalkingPaceWP]

@@EKTIBETZBD they're prob not quick enough

[@TheFakeMakotoYuki]

thats a good one

[@THELIVINGSEB]

Love how Colossal went from thinking Hello Fresh sold limes, to reading out the entire script (without breathing for a second)

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

Dont worry, Pyro loves his fans, he definitely put all that money into the production of Petscop 2.

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Are u from braking bad? -JschlattLIVE

[@He11Jumper]

and Fat Cry 2

[@SonikPanther]

Definitely won’t purchase a sweatshop produced maid costume for another maid stream instead

[@b4ilz05]

@@Thomas_Angelo 🤓🤓

[@b4ilz05]

Bot

[@kieranroberts5300]

I feel so bad for pyro, such a poor millionaire

[@atomictaste4355]

(all his money is in le head)

[@admiralpepper6933]

@@atomictaste4355 Oh yeah, forgot he implanted a wallet inside his skull cap.

[@doggerthedog6744]

The more money he gets the bigger and rounder he becomes

[@juliang6051]

Where did all his money come from? Doesnt youtube pay him like a mcdouble post ad-pocalypse?

[@jedikraft1655]

@@juliang6051 merch and donos

[@taxevasion117]

pyro's first ever words to kwebblecop being the very phrase that pyro makes fun of him for is just fucking gold

[@DaSunsOut]

0:10 Pyrocynical is UNLUCKY 4:34 Keemstar the Phantom Flusher 17:24 The Longest Ad Read in History 28:13 British PM Speedrun Any% 38:13 Russia

[@amberhernandez]

The great ad read monologue of '022 began at 18:52 and ended at 21:16. Holy hell LMAO

[@eshwar6969]

Thank you mommy much appreciated

[@PekaCheeki]

ngl this was the the only ad read I've genuinely enjoyed along with internet historian

[@Geyrider]

Pyros ads are also good

[@PekaCheeki]

@@Geyrider nah

[@datboiashy2957]

@@PekaCheeki 🧢

[@SeeSaw_User.]

@@PekaCheeki 🧢

[@PekaCheeki]

@@SeeSaw_User. wtf is a blue hat guys speak enlish

[@darbyshiredanny97]

“We took Matthew to Ryan’s bedroom” “Ryan took really good care of Matthew” “Ryan is super based” -Pyrocynical

[@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758]

Listening to this while playing skyrim sitting on a mountain top.

[@jabberjaw7163]

Peak

[@viderevero1338]

What the fuck. Currently playing Skyrim as well, on a mountaintop overlooking Mistwatch in eastmarch.

[@LexisVoyage]

the real jarl ballin ong ong fr fr?

[@unclepecos3512]

Gotta love that this is the first episode with a sponsorship and now probably the last because Clown saved up all of his pent up racism for this very occasion

[@deleted_d00m48]

14:20 Ryan taking Pyro’s drunk friend out to take care of him now has terrible implications after what dropped about him

[@hellspawn]

Yeah, was just thinking this while watching the video. Ryan is a huge POS.

[@ThatPhatBun]

What

[@hsemicolonc]

Collosal doing that ad read had the exact same energy as that scene in Logan where dementia ridden Professor X rolled around in circles & yelled out random radio adverts.

[@FriedCircuit_]

Nerd City laughing to his fullest was the best part to hear

[@p_frog]

pyro be like "i'm doing shitty content to fund the better projects" then buys a two grand pokemon card

[@raffandbotnik]

ong

[@natemajor6560]

Lmaooo

[@Artsificial]

Sounded like Clown held one heck of a grudge against Internet Historian for quite a while. Easily best ad read this month so far.

[@TapDat52K]

Internet Historian is to Nord VPN, as Clown is to Hello Fresh. It is official

[@kreatona4219]

It's official: old men going insane while doing ad reads is the best form of advertisement

[@Ijiraq05]

Clown doing an African accent is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@kotekke]

i think it was the funniest thing he’s ever heard aswell

[@ButterduckAyyds]

I genuinely do not know if Hello Fresh will be pleased or angered by this ad read, but they definitely did receive more than they paid for.

[@viderevero1338]

This is the only ad I’ve ever sat through, and I unironically want to try it out now.

[@KATinBLACK]

Colossal's decades of suppressed enthusiasm all came out at once. I've never heard him so happy. It's almost... creepy

[@riv7797]

The TBH podcast has me yearning for more

[@silogaming457]

same

[@hectic_777]

This is easily my favorite podcast. You four are all iconic together

[@ellusiv5121]

This has been a therapy channel for Pyro so far

[@bons5083]

Dejis dad has to be the greatest bit so far on this podcast

[@officialcosmical]

Usually I've never enjoyed listening/watching podcasts but this, I worship religiously

[@benoconnell9916]

Collosal laughing at the picture of Deji’s dad is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

[@somerandy500]

Time stamp?

[@squillz8310]

@@somerandy500 idk if you still need the time stamp, but its 47:15

[@augustv99]

@@squillz8310 great for me because I'm here later

[@harukomeyers7073]

Colossal's read was long because he hasn't done an ad read like that since he was on the radio.

[@MasterEth]

i love that this whole episode was an ad for hello fresh. I've never died laughing harder then at colossal's ad read

[@mathyoucanwaitk7905]

*than

[@dingusthegreat]

0:20 HOLY MOLY! Pyro and Fempyro in one shot!

[@jack_0]

Might be my new favourite podcast. The consistency doesn't really bother me. Just as long as the upload schedule is imitating PyroLIVE and not Colossal is Crazy. Shouldn't have a problem.

[@GooBliff]

This podcast is a good reminder that colossal isn't dead and that's cool.

[@dylanj.domachowski5369]

I say this as respectfully as possible. If it wasn't for nerd city I wouldn't be listening to this podcast. His depth in thought makes general surface level stuff have wisdom connect to it.

[@Jyster370]

Same here, I could listen to Nerd City talk about anything bc he has so much thought behind it.

[@Nextia_]

Clown sells it for me

[@daba_kun7277]

Oh god Ive been waiting a long time for the next episode to come out , It just has a different perspective of podcasts making it great to listen and not forgetting the hosts of podcasts giving their own view as well , love it.

[@austinwatson45]

This is officially my favorite podcast..so much wild shit. I laughed so hard at so much especially with Collosal is crazy. It's tied between the official podcast for sure when it comes to my humor. I may lean a bit more to this just because there is absolutely no filter in the humor.

[@kimorayn1733]

Brace yourselfs, the ads are here. But fr, hearing Nerd giggling is magical.

[@Wigion]

Thank you so much for doing this. (Colossal is addicted to Northguard)

[@MalayArcher]

19:00 Clown’s HelloFresh ad is gold lmao

[@__-tt2ot]

Colossal and Nerd carrying the podcast fr fr no cap.

[@dev6992]

The title got changed from pyro loses a lot of money to UNLUCKY 😂

[@Manksii]

Best part is 47:00 Clown really made this episode a beautiful one. The crazy laugh afterwards 😂

[@davidstaffen6783]

I like how the ad Reed turns into a discussion it makes the ad read much more enjoyable to listen to

[@kirbking8074]

I'm a big fan of Pyrocynical but I know for a fucking fact that I never want to meet him in real life.

[@joebob1167]

Met him in real life a couple years back. He was really nice and respectful, not at all what you’d expect.

[@NathanPurdue]

Colossal's ad read made him sound like the come dine with me presenter

[@404DAD]

Colossalasa is so fucking funny and the fact he has no filter is a fantastic. Great podcast 👏

[@super_shag8685]

I love that he never changes

[@Laxhoop]

Pyro loses $360,000 and fat furry art stops being produced for 4 days.

[@fortyMcNuggets]

Thank you for uploading the audio to an RSS feed. I was definitely one of the spammers you were talking about so here’s your comment as requested. Much appreciated.

[@refusingtoconform]

Nerd's laughter is so great. First time hearing him so full of life.

[@Sm0k3turt]

I want Oliver to read every ad like he did in this episode.

[@sv-bk]

Colossal's impression of deji's dad is the best thing I've heard in a looong time!

[@dsofe4879]

This is the first time I've ever re-watched an ad instead of skipping it

[@Laromlab]

Of course when I think "yeah i don't want to go to pax even though it's only a few hours away" pyro decides to go

[@kazulitheseawing3284]

That guy never knew that the person holding that card probably wanted that Charizard to sit on his face.

[@Woshingo]

HELLO FRESH

[@Gree_Zee]

47:01 Greatest moment in broadcasting history

[@Fanrose2475]

It unironically is, like Colossal racist jokes just getting progressively worst and worst Pyro's genuine concern and fear Nerd's silence And finally just pure manic laughter like I was listening without video and genuinely thought colossal had lost his fucking mind

[@RikMcCloud]

Colossal's ad reads are better than Internet Historian's. I was crying with laughter throughout!

[@erenyeager547]

As a hello fresh employee. I do quite enjoy this ad read

[@biunguyenriu]

they seriously changed the title from "pyro loses money' to "unlucky"

[@acatwithaids5398]

The part of me that has hope and value for humanity falters when I realize that there's children out there treat pyro as a role model

[@50DollarWig]

a hello fresh ad has never sounded so unhinged

[@HelloYersoGae]

clown is like an oldschool jukebox. you put the dime in and now you gotta listen to the WHOLE song. you paid for the ad HF, now you gotta listen to the WHOLE ad

[@IsThatNaomiOmi]

Enjoying these more than I thought and I never new they existed, you should promote this more

[@deeurough1593]

Well I’ve been convinced! I’m buying 50 Hello Fresh subscriptions! Cheers!

[@super_shag8685]

The wet wipes incident explains a lot why Clown and Keem fell out

[@gamercatishere4759]

Colossal calling this random short guy a midget killed me.

[@sprungle]

Colossal was STARVING for that ad read jesus

[@FROSKI_Music]

47:00 that impression of Deji's dad has me rolling

[@biziblanco]

thank you so much for adding TBH on Spotify and Apple Music (we owe you)

[@telecentric2103]

Love the dynamic of the podcast and the work you all do respectfully, keep it up funny internet men

[@philjancik4601]

thank you collosal for the spotify and apple music port uwu. hugs and kisses from the veiwers xoxoxo

[@someguy2347]

30:24 30:57 Pyro tryna hide the fact he is a Tali'Zorah simp

[@sirunfunny8042]

Dude, who isn't

[@servantofwrath7370]

I bet Pyro spent a majority of it on fat fetish art

[@biscuit715]

Unironically scary that Pyro doesn't really know why Liz Truss resigned.

[@kyleplotsky1726]

Question for Nerd. Is there a timeline for the NerdCity channel to start releasing content again? I need more Nerd videos in my life!

[@kyleplotsky1726]

@@JoeBidenFanclub99 I know it was brought up 8 months ago when he posted his last video. Nerd also stated how he would be releasing more content regularly.

[@amberhernandez]

@@kyleplotsky1726 Reminds me of the "weekly uploads I promise" screen at the end of some videos, when they have an upload schedule of once every president lol

[@JoeBidenFanclub99]

@@kyleplotsky1726 yes its a whole project but more content is coming soon, according to Nerd. Including Part 2 of the Jaystation video lol

[@kyleplotsky1726]

@@JoeBidenFanclub99 but when is the question. We know he's working in projects and I know the dead avatars project is a massive under taking, but this is what hurts channels when they promise content "soon" and that "soon turns into months turn into years

[@gckbowers411]

34:00 When quantum mechanics refers to an "observer" affecting reality, they mean any physical interaction, like the particle bumping into another, not specifically a conscious person being aware of it.

[@PapaLuge]

The spookiest thing this month was pyro's commision history

[@terrarohr]

by far the best ad read ever

[@jesepiorlando2836]

I do tactical martial arts and attended a sniper school as a wee lad and I have to say metal gear solid 5 is the best game ever. Combat is intuitive and pretty accurate and allows the player to use skill and strategy to tackle missions in fun unique ways

[@msjonyba1234]

I’m glad to hear that Michael is still OK. His fans miss him, but glad that he’s well.

[@Lomhow]

Thank you so much for doing this guys really great job

[@johnsinth8261]

a bathroom in a BOX! damn that's convenient

[@jacketmcd9774]

so glad i met you at the bar pyro. it was awesome

[@derekbradley3763]

Guys you did it you did a better advertisement than Internet historian

[@voxicore]

You know shits gone wrong when Dolan is the voice of reason for the ad.

[@leomozsik9765]

Rich man loses it all? Is this a better call saul reference?

[@fedada8889]

the kwebbelcop story sounds like something out of a 4chan greentext

[@honkfuzz]

30:35 I know for a fact he was thinkin tribal hunter

[@bruhmomentum368]

Thank you so much for doing this. (Colossal is addicted to Northgard)

[@asoukes]

colossal's ad read was perfection!

[@klostertorv]

This is the first time I haven't skipped through an add for Hello Fresh

[@douchecanoe3430]

after that sponsor read, i feel if i don't buy Hellofresh; colossal is gonna chuck me in the basement.

[@quadmaxx4829]

only keemstar, after a night of heavy drinking with multiple other people, will wake up the next morning early, hire a videographer and make a music video in his rented mansion

[@boxdin1268]

This is the funniest episode of any podcast.

[@conner4547]

For 2 days Colossal would rather let the shit sit there and ferment than clean it himself. What the actual fuck.

[@androidtheend3555]

thank you for adding the podcast to spotify even tho you didn't have to cuz now we own you one

[@alangonzalez9236]

Best Ad read I've sat through so far.

[@Mr.Gettlebeese]

Thanks for making all of your thumbnail outlines red so I can't tell if I watched it or not, great podcast, actually genius.

[@DIETYDIE]

that ad read had me in tears

[@sirzechsquasar]

If that was an argument against simulation theory, then I wonder if one even needs an argument for it😭

[@mangoman7346]

This is the only podcast I have willingly watched