Teachers, what's the weirdest answer you've gotten to "tell me a fun fact about yourself"?

[@SkyFyre2435]

My go-to fun fact about myself is that I have accidentally and illegally been to Canada.

[@eyesofwater123]

That's a neat story

[@DarkKnightofIT]

...at the same time or during two separate instances?

[@idoyoutube2019]

can we like get more details cause what 🙏

[@nani498]

Actually same

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@DarkKnightofITIt’s possible to illegally cross the US/Canada border entirely on accident due to it crossing directly through a street in a town.

[@mydogandispoon]

When my son was about 8, kids in his class were all asked what their parents did for work. My partner and I didn't work at that point, so my son (who lives with my mum) told the class that his grandad was a rocket scientist. Everyone said he was lying, including the teacher, and he got really upset, then pissed off about it. They called my mum in to "discuss Jake's behaviour." Teacher: Jake has been very angry today because he got caught lying. My mum: Right. Well, what was he lying about? Teacher (really pedantically): He said his grandad is a rocket scientist, and that's obviously just not true. My mum (equally pedantically): Jake said that because he *is* and Jake is very proud of him. Teacher: 😮

[@nanardeurlambda]

7:48 the transition from original meaning to the video transcript is fascinating: rap-->rape --> sexual assault --> SA --> essay

[@Shadowbard379]

Thank you because I thought he was calling rap essays and the joke was that since they were spoken word maybe the name for rap in his language was closer to essays. Lol that makes way more sense now.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

@@nanardeurlambda Need to complete the circle with "speech" as the missing link.

[@RelaxingUnderYourSkin]

Thank you..I was confused, I thought he was calling them Mexican gangsters😂😂

[@onionbubs386]

I've probably been this person before. The fact that I have very loose connections to two infamous serial killers just seems too interesting to not share. I was born and raised in the same city John Wayne Gacy lived in for several years before he ever actually killed anyone. My childhood home was two houses over from where he used to live (not at the same time as me, he was executed when I was a little over a year old). I was friends with the kid that lived there and spent many hours in that home. The other connection is to BTK. My paternal grandma lived in the same city as him during the same time period as his killing spree. She was a young, newly divorced single mom and felt very vulnerable. It's a miracle she turned out to be one of the most optimistic, bubbly people I've ever met despite having to live those years in a constant state of fear.

[@darkstarr984]

Wow. That’s really interesting!

[@MsRee713]

My fun fact: My name is Misery. And yes, I was born before the book.

[@Freezinggreece2]

Of you start a business, will you name it Misery's Business?

[@arianamcvey9779]

Do you love company?

[@Flimchovec2]

Oh the misery

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

At least you’re not named Annie Wilkes.

[@olivieri3786]

That’s a fun fact indeed. Especially the second sentence. I want to buy the book.

[@Evelyn-rb1zj]

My teachers often forgot the "about yourself" part of the question so my 5 year old self started talking about the mummification process to my class of fellow 5 year old kindergarteners "did you know the ancient Egyptians pulled brains out through the mummies noses?" then by year 2 (7/8) my answer was "Did you know the bubonic plague is still around today? But don't worry that much if you catch it early enough you have a pretty good chance of survival thanks to modern medicine, unless it manifests as pneumonic or septicaemic plague in which case you're pretty much dead no matter what." With a huge smile on my face because I got to infodump about my interests and I'm going to retrospectively apologise for any plague/mummification nightmares I gave any small children lol

[@denkisupremacy]

lmao at that young age?? wow! the smartest kids r usually the strangest lmao I remember being thrilled at both of those facts! very cool. I'm still that kid now, I think; I'm doing my French research project on posthumous marriage, the ability to legally marry a dead person in France! it's very interesting.

[@Evelyn-rb1zj]

@@denkisupremacy Yeah before I started school my interests were space and mummification and at around 12 I definitely remember watching a bunch of KZbin videos on various historical torture methods so I've definitely always had an interest in the more morbid things and I've always been a bit of a history nerd (ironically I've never really gotten super into modern history though) so it's honestly unsurprising that two of my three most recent long term hyperfixations were history related, Anne Boleyn and Six the Musical and the current one which is Greek Mythology and Stray Gods Persephone in particular, the third is D&D +Vex and Zahra from critical role which is funny because the same voice actors play Grace and Persephone in stray gods (actually looking back almost all of my hyperfixations and all my special interests have been fantasy or history related which is pretty interesting) Now I'm going to have to go look up posthumous marriage in France lol

[@denkisupremacy]

@@Evelyn-rb1zj omg that's so cool!! I love when ppl are passionate about anything, bonus points when it's smth a little "weird"!! I'm also a big fantasy nerd lol, love Greek mythology anything - I literally study Latin 😭 I have not heard of stray gods, but I love persephone, so I will look it up! edit: woah it actually looks pretty sick! I might watch a gameplay of it.

[@Evelyn-rb1zj]

@@denkisupremacy I think my favourite play through that I've watched is by Zari the Muse (mostly because it actually has the lore section and I've seen a few that miss it)

[@denkisupremacy]

@@Evelyn-rb1zj oh yay, thank you so much for the rec! I'll save it now.

[@allieniner675]

So I moved to a new school in grade 9 (2010) and it was a question like “what’s something you can do that you don’t think others can”? Well it was after the movie Up was released and I had perfected Doug’s voice over the Christmas holidays so I did the voice and one of the lines from the film and everyone just stared at me like I was a weirdo… I then said “well, I can move my ears without touching them”. That got a better reaction than my impression of Doug (which is still pretty amazing). You won’t be surprised to hear that I was diagnosed with ADHD and ASD in my mid twenties 😂😂😂

[@darkwarriorprogram6546]

The last line killed me. My go-to fun fact was that my brother and I are adopted but we share DNA.

[@kailyns8159]

Apparently when I was five or six I told my entire class that “my dad sells drugs and mom takes care of kids” when the teacher asked me why my parents would both miss career day. Their actual jobs? Mom was an ESE teacher for middleschoolers and my father was a pharmacist. Mom has said that the phone call she got from my teacher was the most embarrassing and memorable “your kid is in trouble” call she’d ever been a part of.

[@Howlflame]

I quickly learned that I couldn't complain about injuries around one of my uncles because he would _always_ come back with a story of a far worse injury in the same area.

[@gohraru]

as a person with Tourrettes,the story about the kid with tourrettes made me chuckle

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

I taught 7th grade math in a rough area and had kids say they didn’t need math as they were going to be on welfare. I made sure they knew that you need to know if your welfare checks and food stamp cards were correct! I verbally beat into them the fact that math was needed by EVERYONE no matter what goals they did or didn’t have. During summer school math with a very small class (lots of parent permission, etc.) and walked them to McDonald’s to learn how to estimate so they knew they had enough money. We learned negative numbers by playing gin rummy. That summer class was the BEST! During the regular school year O was miserable dealing with over 30 kids per class and 160 homework papers to grade every night. Moved on to school system tutoring for kids who were in special mental health centered programs. I can handle anything one on one.

[@NarwahlGaming]

You were John Lovitz in 'High School High'? 🎶 _Like a rhinestone cowboy!!..._ 🎶 😂

[@Evan_G210]

"I robbed the 2nd largest bank in france with only a ballpoint pen"

[@NiaJustNia]

A 4 year old was adamant he went on a day trip to the moon with his grandparents who drove him there. He was at that age of embellishing things, and struggling to tell some dreams from reality, so he'd dreamt he'd gone on a trip to the moon with granny and grandad, then embellished additional details for anyone who asked. He's the same kid who's convinced one day, he'll turn into Spiderman if an emergency happens.

[@landshark5802]

My go-to fun fact is that I'm part of a standing world record (a con I go to had the world's largest gathering of people dressed like wizards, so my friends and I went). But I think the most interesting one I've ever got, as a professor, was the student who'd just passed a fluency and interpretation test for Japanese at the embassy. He gave his intro in English, then in fluent Japanese. The class was suitably impressed, and my bilingual students strongly considered flexing back on him (but chose not to for the sake of time, haha)

[@pelman]

i brush my teeth the same way as the kid at 42:20 and its funny as hell to think that it sparked a 30 minute debate

[@Ammut6]

Same here. Wet, paste, wet, brush

[@dragons_of_magicgirl368]

How else do people do it? Like that actually confused me

[@WANmnom]

My go-to two truths and a lie was: "I have 3 grandfather's and no grandmothers" because it sounds like a lie. But both my grandmothers passed before I was born and my mother was adopted young but still had contact with her birth father

[@Hiforest]

I had 4 sets of grandparents. My grandparents all divorced and remarried before I was born. I didn’t realise it was odd until I was older. I only have 1 left, sadly.

[@WANmnom]

@Hiforest wow wow, hopefully you have plenty of fond grandparent memories with all eight. Sadly I also only have one still around, trying to make sure to fill up lots of fond memories while I have the chance

[@Hiforest]

@@WANmnom Certainly:). I feel very lucky.

[@lisacarpenter3787]

So the thing about lice, you can treat lice with mayonnaise. You put it in your hair for about 2 hours. It should suffocate everything from the bug to the eggs. Its way cheaper than the shampoo and is easier on your hair. It also is a better option if you have certain product in your hair. When i was a kid, my whole kindergarten class got lice right after my mom got my hair permed. The combination of the perm chemicals and the lice treatment stuff ruined my hair and we had to cut nearly all of it off. THEN we found out about the mayonnaise.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

Wow! Lice have become immune to a lot of the products used to kill them off. Mayonnaise is natural and harmless to humans.

[@chirondurham]

My go-to fun fact was usually “I’m legally blind!” Of course, a lot of kids didn’t understand what that meant, so they would always ask, “so you can’t see ANYTHING???” Then I’d have to explain that it just meant that I can’t read things past a certain distance with my glasses off. That distance, now that I’m older, is just past the tip of my nose ☹️

[@s.h.6858]

Torturing animals is not "antics".

[@melissacooper8724]

That's right. It's animal cruelty!

[@jacedesbff]

I had a student thrust his hand in the air to tell us the story about how his parents met. "I was a booty call!" Oh. Um, thanks!

[@SkyFyre2435]

You don't have to be a professional bowler to get a 300 (a perfect game). A lot of bowling alleys will have high scores for that alley posted on the wall, and there's almost always a good handful of 300s. Amateurs who regularly bowl at the same alley will learn how the typical oil pattern behaves there, and can score multiple 300s. But alleys can put down different patterns, and being able to read it and accurately adjust to different patterns is what separates a great bowler from the good bowlers.

[@GogiRegion]

Especially when the oil patterns at most commercial alleys are less oiled in the middle and more oiled near the edge to make it easier to score well. Professional tournaments just use an even oil pattern across the width so that it takes more skill to do well.

[@melissacooper8724]

I usually notice the professional bowlers can make the ball curve when they roll it down the lane. While I as an amateur pray it doesn't go in the gutter! 😂

[@Hungryghost01]

Game is a Short Hike

[@scepticalhyenas5750]

Thank you for your service

[@SomeonenamedDead]

Thx

[@Willlustrates]

was looking for this comment lol

[@yunuenhagane3495]

A positive story? No, worse injury I was in highschool, equivalent in Mexico it's called 'prepa', and there's a state library only a few blocks away so a teacher organized an outing there because it's not far and we are basically all 17 and up and can cross the street and just go there and hang out because that's the place where we'll have our photos for graduation taken. Well we walk there and no one's hurt....but once we are going down a street the teacher starts to panic and try to get us to cross the street but we are a big group of 40 kids and she decided to take 2 classes and the other teacher is trying to help her but we can't all be ushered to cross the street in time and we come to discover a man screaming his head off, he was on a bike and was ran over by a big truck, the driver and one of the teachers are standing on the street, they already had called for an ambulance but for that exact minute the man had to scream in agony. I have to cross the street, the teacher telling us sternly to not look up and that we couldn't do anything for the man that help was on its way but *not to look at him* , I was with a friend of mine and we are two scared 17 year olds having to cross the street while the man screams. "Girls, girls!! You girls!! Help me, help me, help me it hurts so much!!!" While crying in absolute pain. It's certain to say that library visit wasn't a good visit,..also I looked and the man's legs were torn 'around' the bike, literally, there was white bone and red gushing flesh around it.

[@centrixal]

Man, fuck that teacher. My school gave everyone first aid training and I know multiple people who've used that training already to save lives. I'm pretty fresh out of school too, and while I was trained for people and haven't needed to save anyone yet, I helped an owner and their dog thats leg got run over by a car. Thanks to my intervention the vets were able to salvage the leg.

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

That's pretty scary, but there wasnt mich you could do rather than let an adult handle it until the ambulance arrived

[@yunuenhagane3495]

@@JasonAizatoZemeckis thats a big part of it because the man had been told the ambulance was on its way but it was like he couldn't understand

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

@@yunuenhagane3495 yup, the pain was clouding his senses and thoughts, I know how that feels

[@NarwahlGaming]

I hope he's "better" now, but your story sounds like Mustafa (Will Ferrell) from Austin Powers. _"I'm really badly burned down here! Can somebody help me?! ....Oww! You shot me! You shot me right in the arm!!"_ 😂

[@Pixie_Walker]

4:46 When my dad slipped into full psychosis which he never recovered from, and he died a year and a half later, he also had those delusions. His delusion was that he had two billion-or-so dollars and we were all hiding it from him or we'd stolen it or something.

[@FireyGalnLynxnJet]

The brushing routine story, I haven't been that great at brushing my teeth and of course I now have a lot of issues which I'm getting sorted. But my hygienist suggested putting a toothbrush by the kitchen sink. Yes I know to some this is gross. But really it's probably more sanitary than by the bathroom sink. Plus you're going to wipe the area after anyways so... But anyway I can go on for awhile on this one 😅. So I did. Even put mouthwash in a water bottle. So now no matter what I do I have no excuse as to why I haven't brushed my teeth. Even went so far as to getting an aquaflosser which is amazing. My teeth are doing a lot better since I've actually been taking care of them. Take care of your teeth. Don't ignore them like I did or else you may end up needing a lot of fillings. I seriously sat through 16 in one appointment and 9 in the next. Not recommended but I wanted to get it done and over with. Brush your teeth.

[@dylanattix2765]

I used to say that I've never been stung by a bee. That changed in October of 2018 three days into a new job. We were helping some guys from Mid Columbia Fisheries reclaim a riverbank when one of them stuck his shovel into a wasp nest, causing them to fly everywhere, and I got hit right in the eyebrow. To this day, I still compare it to getting hazed.

[@PussInBlackBoots]

but still you haven't been stung by a BEE, have you? or did i miss something..?

[@tinamarisia123]

Oh my goodness you have just made sense of my relationship/ friendship of 5 years.. everything you said struck through and gave me understanding.. Also "its not love it is bullying/ etc... This is the confirmation I needed... ❤

[@SuperPaperMarioMovieGuy]

The first one takes the cake

[@romecottrell6444]

I am glad that I've not go through this at my school 😌. Peace be yours ❤😊.

[@spacezooom]

One of the most wtf moments I had in class was when my students were just casually talking about their families and stuff like that, and one girl just out of nowhere said that her parents are cousins🤦🏻‍♀️ The few seconds of silence followed by everyone shouting "what??" and her not understanding that it is in fact not normal in our country to marry and have kids with your cousin (her parents are from a country where it is not that unusual) is one of the funniest moments I've ever had as a teacher

[@BoxOKittens]

Back in school my go to fun fact was that I had around 100 cats. I fostered kittens and had a feral colony that I looked after 😅 so I was always swimming in cats.

[@SkywardWarriorCosplaygamer]

Oh man! My family just fixed/TNRed all the adult females in our feral colony, which a few months ago grew to 11 cats total in a matter of months, so we know the pain of them multiplying, haha! XD Did you ever manage to TNR any of yours?

[@darkstarr984]

Virgo is just Ancient Greek for virgin. So it’s awkward to introduce yourself with your zodiac sign but not that awkward unless only the Virgos in the room introduce themselves that way.

[@melissacooper8724]

Virgo is my astrological sign!

[@sanguineAxel]

dude that alcoholic kid makes me sad why was he so excited that he tricked the teacher 😭

[@mariekatherine5238]

Me as a student, I watched the nuclear bombs my Dad helped set off. (Was true.) Dad was in Navy, we were stationed on Guam, Dad was on nuclear research team.

[@K4SP3RRRR]

Y’all Random Storytime but in the first week we played two truths and a lie in social studies and it was “I’ve almost broken my back in a car accident and almost died of blood loss, I’ve been legally dead for 4 minutes, and I own a pet western superconda hognose snake. ” The lie was the snake

[@toastyghostyofdeath3909]

The nut in ice age is an acorn not a pine cone.

[@mama2pokemon]

42:42 I floss first. Wrap the floss hallway around the tooth, pull it down while sliding it out, to get any last little bits. I switch back and forge between an electric and manual toothbrush because they clean differently. Electric is more thorough, but I feel manual can get deeper in the gum line and between teeth. I can't gargle, so I tip my head back and move it side to side with the mouthwash.

[@PardonMeBut...]

I can't even floss

[@amandabriscoe6578]

Fun fact about both of my sons, 21 & 8, they BOTH wash their hands by putting soap on their hands, rubbing them together and THEN turning on the water. The absolute monsters. 😆 In all seriousness, it really skeeves me out but whatever I suppose. It's their hands.

[@GogiRegion]

As long as it isn’t bar soap, I don’t think it matters. If it’s bar soap, then they’re not even washing.

[@x10l1]

dear new narrator, could you please give a warning for the last story? it always throws me off when it just ends like that

[@Idontknosw]

What happened

[@rennoc6478]

@@Idontknoswit ended

[@Idontknosw]

@@rennoc6478 yay thx

[@RebekkaJones]

*Dear

[@RebekkaJones]

*thanks

[@AdamApplebaum]

I can kind of relate to the mortician girl except I'm repulsed by certain smells so in all likelihood I'd be happier in a forest or garden center despite my allergy to grass and pollen.

[@turntapeover5749]

Usually when teachers asked that question I told the person before me: Wow that was a great story. Then looked at the person next to me. I can't wait to here their story! I just gave them nothing.

[@favorites8651]

I encourage everyone who doesn't know the word from the last story to look it up, preferably with images as reference since its a medical term.

[@huskadog7748]

19:51 if i had to guess he got this from the warning on the back of cigarette cartons that are addressed to the surgeon general

[@GogiRegion]

Or they saw an empty beer can, because alcohol always has a warning as well.

[@GhostStoryAlley-e2g]

oh noooo, the background is so cute, I LOVE THAT 😍😍

[@maegannope9140]

when i was in 2nd grade i told this mexican kid that my mom was also born in mexico,, she was born in Texas. I was in Tennessee at the time and got the two confused. I live in Texas now!! lol

[@JairoTakan_]

0:21 The "I wonder why!" completely got me off-guard 😂😂😂

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Hi, Cleveland! East Liverpool checking in. Love listening to this channel!

[@xanithdegroot5407]

My fun fact is usually either that my grandmother allegedly blackmailed my mother into naming me after her (grandmother's) best friend's last name which is why I went by my middle name my entire life as that is what my mother wanted to name me, or that my ancestors founded a town in texas that still exists and is named after our last name. Or whenever someone is being pushy for basic btch answers like questions about family and where you're from (esp recently as I am starting college soon) I get to hit em with the double whamy of being a homeless orphan and when they apollogize I just get to hit em again with "Oh its OK, its by choice, as my parents were abusive and neglectful" My secret bonus fun fact is that I am extremely petty towards extroverts who try to force me to socialize :)

[@jasondecota9058]

My go-to fun fact is I have brought 10 people back from the dead

[@DaR3alAJ]

I feel like sharing this. There was a point in time where my grandfather personally met the president of Singapore. This was like in the 80s-90s. No im not joking.

[@MossyCat0101]

Mine is I'm fucked up from birth because of toxoplasmosis and my father refusing to stop smoking while my mother was pregnant. A positive one....In highschool I was friends with a lesbian and a bisexual girl, we all had partners, despite this everyone thought we were in one, big happy relationship. It's also worth mentioning I had a crush on the bi girl and the lesbian one was the same way with me. Fun times!

[@thelogicalTMZ]

Bike crash as 80 mph on the highway, flipped 7 times and flew 200+ feet. Lost all function on my right side for 3 months. But no it’s good because I’m still alive 😂

[@_Darkstarmon_]

I’m a artist, have been since I was about 7! Problem is that I also have essential hand tremors too! So the dream job of being a tattoo artist sorta was thrown out the window when I was explained at 10 that it’s only gonna get worse and I’m fucked because there’s no fix. But hey! I will never give up on my artwork! I love my work and I love what I do, ya I can’t draw a straight line, whatever, I’m having fun ^^

[@ultra-nova9745]

I have had a few near death experienceces: 1. When I was like 9 or ten I jumped from the top of a mountain,(not that High, probably about a 3 story building) I somehow survived with a scratch on my knee. 2. I once made a small wooden boat, and was riding it in a pond (not too deep, about the size of a normal pool). I jumped from it into the water... I couldn't breathe and was underwater for like more than 20s, I somehow managed to grab the boat and survived.(I was about 7,or 8) 3.(This is the most recent one) I was cycling on near our house and accidentally fell in some way that the cycle's handle almost pierced my stomach.(Still have a scar) Btw my parents never found out about any of this happening, I often tell my friends and other people about these.

[@lilianapalacio277]

Without thinking I once said a fun fact was that my dog has had bad breath for 7 years and I haven’t done a thing about it

[@Emily-vp9xe]

Mine is: “I am named after a Little Bear character my older sister liked.” It’s Emily

[@ashhunter9958]

Screw positive stories bi- One time (this was years ago) I was at the park with my 2 friends, and it was time to go home. My parents called me over and I decided to run over to them instead of safely walking because I was already pumped up from all the fun I had at the park, and while I was running, my parents told me to slow down. Did I listen to them? Nope. I continued running until I hit a curb on the pavement and was slammed into said pavement. Both my knees had huge gashes and they were bleeding A lot. I was bawling my eyes out when I had gotten up. I literally couldn't breathe due to how hard I hit the ground.

[@lindseylandeck7457]

My fun fact is that I can remember some of the most random things, I had played the at home version of who wants to be a millionaire with two friends and I was the one answering the tougher to answer questions without a moments hesitation.

[@ArnavA-un5gk]

solving a rubiks cube in under 2 minutes is a piece of cake. i average 30secs

[@louieekk]

Once i was talking to my friend and she told me her father used to be a moneylender. We’d been friends for over a year at that point and that was never brought up

[@DragoSonicMile]

In response to story 16, I'm still kind of lost. I already know what the inappropriate acronym SA stands for. What was the non-English speaker really trying to say?

[@originalname7038]

He was trying to say that he listens to rap and what his favourite rappers are. Unfortunately he picked a sinonym to SA that sounds similar

[@SJT929496]

Stupid censors. He said he liked “rape” instead of rap.

[@liwiathan]

Possibly sound artists or song artist ​@@originalname7038

[@adamkaufman724]

Rappers vs ... r*pers.

[@onionbubs386]

My guess is that he meant to say rapper but said raper instead

[@LucaKace]

To bad you get an injury story :) I was being an idiot and not paying attention to where my finger was and cut the tip of it open deep. The pad of it not the nail. I now have a very large scar and a numb patch. I had to get stitches and was told the numbness may or may not go away.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

I knew a kid who held his crap for many days at camp. On a 9 day camping trip, he could only manage 7 before he had to use the outhouse. Today he's a somewhat famous political commentator/writer. You've probably heard of him.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

Some politicians are full of s***.

[@ninatiels]

2:53 in 2013 I had all four fingers on my right hand ripped off. Two got tangled together and two had bone exposed. Someone found the skin off of the two bones just sitting in the parking lot where I lost them. Like someone had pulled a glove off. Needless to say they couldn’t save them.

[@adelerodriguez2432]

I am so sorry this happened to you.

[@ninatiels]

@@adelerodriguez2432it happens. It hasn’t slowed me down. I won’t let it get to me

[@adelerodriguez2432]

@@ninatielsgreat attitude! I almost lost the tip of my left pinky when I got it shut in a door. They sewed it back on.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

My wife taught preschool to a mob lawyer in New York. The 4 year old would regularly talk about going with his dad to visit prison and various terrible things he had heard. She had never heard more cursewords from a kid that young. The teachers raised the concerns to his parents about what he was being exosed to. They mostly thought it was amusing. I don't remember exactly how they ended up leaving the school, but they weren't there the full school year.

[@Gobblr]

A few years ago after spring break our math teacher (who honestly wasn’t as bad as stereotypical ones) had to put down her dog, a few classes later I saw her walking out of the classroom bawling, it turns out a kid said over spring he got a new puppy and said he loved it so much and was glad it didn’t die, “unlike someone’s I know”. And yes it was intended towards her, what made it worse was he didnt get dog. His dad actually divorced his mom a few weeks later and it took every last bit of effort I had in my body not to say anything.

[@sarahtinker835]

Awesome Sid the Sloth impression!

[@AshleyShinabarger-rt2wj]

My fun fact: I was born with 3 kidneys.

[@Frog_AndMushroom]

42:27 -I also brush my teeth like that?

[@Shadowbard379]

Story 37: it’s not appropriate and if you think about the logistics of it, a female who is only a few years beyond high school herself is talking to high schoolers about her s3x life, including infidelity. If you dig deeper I’m pretty sure she’s at least tried to groom one of her students before. That’s the door opener to that sort of thing as normal adults don’t consider children as good audiences for that sort of story. Red flag

[@trolley661]

41:00 … oh no, is a masochist not someone who enjoys pain? I’ve used this or similar lines and now I’m worried i could be one of these stories for someone.

[@Justsomeothers]

What are the worst injuries I’ve ever was going to close to a fan blade when I was on my older sister‘s loft bed, and then my left eye got its eyelids cut open, and it was really really close to cutting my left eye. You could see the flash there was a little scar on that flesh if I had any, wear closer to that fan blade I would be blinded in my left eye

[@pelman]

the narrator mentions doing trigger warnings in future content at 32:47 and i have to say i absolutely agree just on principle! this channel has a lot of stories that sort of unexpectedly involve topics like violence, death, SA, etc., even in videos not focusing on those things, so i think providing a trigger warning either for the entire video (when the focus is primarily negative) or for individual stories (when the focus isnt primarily negative) would be a great idea! this is one of literally 3 reddit channels i dont think are garbage on this platform and to hear that even one narrator on the team considers that as an idea is good evidence as to why haha

[@SmileyFaceChristian]

injury story: Once, I was riding my bike down a steep hill on a gravel trail. I crashed my bike and got several deep cuts all over my left arm. I still have scars from them 2 years later. Another story is that one time, I had a nightlight. One of those incandescent bulbs that get hot. I accidentally touched it and got a blister.

[@galaxystarcat03]

51:27 The way the game in the background outlined "overstepping way" is crazy.

[@darkstarr984]

Kids believe interesting things. I probably could tell lots of neat stories if I ever just said what I used to believe as a kid.

[@AuDHD_Incarnate]

13:23 bro met the reincarnation of adam or some shit lol

[@EllaTomlinson-q7z]

the way he pronounces Cornish pasties😭

[@RedMooshroom42]

I was running around my house when I was a kid, and I tripped over the couch. I fell and broke my collar bone.

[@darkwarriorprogram6546]

Story 60: Hell yeah! They called out the banner my friends and I made the first time I saw them in concert.

[@madisonkupsky685]

I want to know which Metal band that one guy was part of.

[@xanderwalker676]

6:58 NAHH YOU CAN NOT GET AWAY WITH THAT😂😂 WHAT😂

[@ElodieHiras]

32:20 Was he in jail because some building was on fire, and it wasn't his fault?

[@Chickpea_Pancake]

BASED BACKROUND GAME

[@qazwiz]

33:15 this seems to be a classic sociopath ... but not with any evil intent (functional ?) anyway, a sociopath isn't guaranteed to be a bad thing. In fact, the calm demeanor can make them the best leader in a crisis (assuming zero evil intent)

[@Ace_The_Autonomous]

I broke the same foot twice and then the leg it's connected too once and then sprained my right ankle twice and my right arm once of course there are far more injuries but those were the worst. (ps this is a joke)

[@Neamiah-x9o]

My fun fact I like to tell people is that I was born with an extended ribcage

[@ciarradelill1146]

Love the Sid the sloth impression 😂

[@NikolitoDragon]

fun fact! When i was around like 10, i was skiing on a large, steep mountain. I was going Over a hill and couldn’t see the other side. Unfortunately, as i jumped, i realized it was a drop off jump and i hit my head on a large metal pole. I had a bad concussion and passed out 😅

[@PrimeCypher]

Good news sir: the brick fragments in my skull don’t stop me from thinking right!

[@blanketeer6321]

My fun fact is that I have never been microwaved

[@tornadodash]

I watched a man get crushed... When I told him I beat his high score in space Invaders

[@CluelessBlueTTV]

Jpeg Josh goes hard

[@sethezrathegodofbread]

I always had my answers memorized because I had severe anxiety and didn’t want to embarrass myself and even if the facts weren’t true they were at one point and were basic so no one laughed

[@easternwoyer3876]

2:52 I once accidentally slipped in the bathtub a re split my chin open

[@s.h.6858]

We're really so fallen that adults have to call in parents and tattletale that a kid might have been telling tall tales?

[@MiserieNotMisery]

mine is that my name got it’s spelling from a ROAD SIGN. I always follow it up about a joke of how that’s why people walk all over me :)

[@elijahfrantz1833]

I laughed out loud when you started humming sweet home Alabama

[@stylesandsmarts]

It's the Dresden FILES, not flies

[@Tiresias55]

Story 79 is the most horrifying! I have it on pretty good authority, (my private dentist), that wetting your toothbrush before or after applying toothpaste dilutes the toothpaste, making it's teeth cleaning properties less affective! This should be more widely known! NB- "Would you make Jesus do math?" we need this on a wristband.