Teaching Gen Z is WILD | Liz Blanc | Stand Up Comedy

[@sandrahunter5904]

She was an English major and she knows how to structure a story. I hope she makes it in comedy.

[@ascent8487]

Me too because I’m not sure how she feels about this whole teaching gig.

[@sandrahunter5904]

@ascent8487 : OUCH! (I used to teach developmental English at a community college I spent ONE summer teaching.....problem high school students on the campus). That was twenty years ago. I don't care about high school students NOW (but I didn't then). Let them drop out and live in the world. 😆 😆 🤣 😂

[@lilyunlisted6098]

Do not shoot the children

[@sandrahunter5904]

@@lilyunlisted6098 : 😂😆😂😆😂😂😆

[@sandrahunter5904]

@@lilyunlisted6098 : 😂😆😂😆😂😆

[@dymechik721]

"I teach Gen Z and they're interesting because they'll respect your pronouns but not you as a person." 😂😂Hilarious set.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Literally, "What are your pronouns so I can dis you properly. "

[@maverick4099]

🤣🤣🤣

[@julianaayu]

So true tho

[@seyioyetade]

@@kevinwillems8720 them they are such a dummy 🤣😂😂

[@goblinguy3103]

“Hey, are you okay with gendered terms and stuff?” “Oh uh, yeah. Why?” “Listen lady, I’m gonna need you to shut all the way up.”

[@teannatrump2622]

She’s definitely one of those teachers you’ll never forget

[@zureai]

Shit if my teacher was a comedian i wouldn’t forget her too lol

[@potatopotato590]

@@zureai she betta be careful, if her students find out she's going to be roasted alive

[@juliaf.9243]

*either

[@faby90s]

She’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMakingwavesmedia]

Why because you mount her head on the wall above your fireplace?

[@lastnamefirstnameshame]

they are all laughing but honestly she is just getting the truth off her chest

[@woopdee77]

That’s pretty much what stand-up is: a free therapy session where the feedkback comes in the form of cheers and claps instead of motivational words from a therapist. 😉

[@SaintGBar22]

It’s frustrating when people are like you’re a nurse you’re a teacher you have to be so serious all the time. Like we need to vent with our dark humor and yes we’re dealing with people you love but it’s a coping mechanism which allows us to be better at our jobs

[@Anabelleandthedesertscrubs]

Every Good comedian right?

[@s1llysushi]

humor is 75% truth.

[@Zomburai45]

Not even really jokes, just facts said in a very funny way

[@sebsplatter914]

I was laughing, but every third punchline just goes straight to the gut. Teachers need more support...

[@user-lt1jd1ye3v]

We don’t need support we need parents to actually discipline/raise their kids at home so we don’t have to deal with their innapropriate behavior at school 😅

[@boodledemic6430]

@@user-lt1jd1ye3vamen dude. Parents are the first teachers. They need to parent first and then when they send their kids to teachers they might actually learn something

[@celisewillis]

@@boodledemic6430this is kind of the problem too though, most parents are overworked, might have 2-3 jobs and come home exhausted. This is a systemic problem; our productivity work-worshiping culture is broken from the top down. There’s also the issue of hyper-individualistic US culture isolating us from our communities and neighbors, who used to be involved in raising children, lifting some of the strain off of parents. “It takes a village to raise a child” is incredibly true.

[@MadScientist267]

​@@celisewillisOoh you mean "the Internet"? 🤦‍♂️

[@colekter5940]

Its cute you all think compulsory, state run education centers are an institution that doesnt need abolition.

[@danielmoreno387]

“This is not how we greet award winning faculty.” Her delivery is perfect! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlueMoonCircus]

“Make me a vision board, you little shit. Let’s manifest!” Epic.

[@JackSassyPants]

The setups were simple but she nailed the delivery on every single one, good stuff.

[@clumsiii]

delivery was solid and hilarious - and such a great basis for bringing everyone in because we've all gone to school right? um we've all gone to to school, right? ahh shit

[@startledmilk6670]

@@clumsiii “so I’m a homeschool teacher and one of my students keeps hitting on meeee??”

[@Jo-lp1px]

Simple setup is great, all about delivery I think

[@jzmskzm]

yeah, perfect timing

[@StevenBanks123]

Her physical delivery, her pauses, her expressions: she borrows from the best and combines it all into a really good act. Enjoyed!

[@lwdfn7479]

I’m hearing and seeing Louis Anderson.

[@kjeanne2590]

@@lwdfn7479glasses are really expensive these days

[@arunikapritimishra632]

I had an English teacher who was a heavy woman herself but oh boy I remember her comic timing was amazing. Her classes left us kids in splits every single time without fail. But then she had a fall out with the principal and she had to leave. I swear we all were so sad to not find her taking our next grade's English lessons. We all remember her fondly to this day. I was only 12, now I'm 31. I still remember her - Ms. Balmeet ❤

[@LovelyDay11]

It’s because humour and wit is connected with intelligence and being well read. English teachers have heard...ahem...read it all.

[@SummerSun-sg3wf]

Admin is a bunch of dummies

[@bradf5523]

Lol😂. What a great last name, Balmeet sounds like Ball meat

[@marissamate]

I bet she'd be happy to know that ☺️❤️

[@arunikapritimishra632]

@@bradf5523 haha. In Panjabi language, Balmeet means beloved :)

[@DanrickNickiFrivaldoDeCastro]

"I'm not racist, My dad is white" had me rolling on the floor 😂

[@stuffmewithpasta756]

Ive said this shit cause Im biracial. 🤣🤣🤣

[@KarleneE]

That's funny as hell! I'm black and my man is white, so I could be @Stuff me with Pasta's mama! Ha!

[@IggyTthunders]

I'm not racist, I own a colored TV.

[@JesgateOnDown]

It's not 1960 & that joke solidifies that you are.

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

Hey I worked with a racist white trash dude who said "I ain't racist-- I like rap." He also once said "If you're not a little homophobic then you're a little gay." He was an asshole but I gotta admit he was amusing to be around. Ya never knew what absurdities would come outa his mouth. Love y'all, The Old Hippiebilly

[@KamBoat11]

"If I get a school issued glock..." had me DYING🤣

[@DontTellComedy]

Such a good joke 😂

[@hweaver917]

Just one child left behind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@judithsixkiller5586]

That one not only practically wrote itself, But you could probably come up with several possible punchlines for it. Great versitility and potential .

[@LucyParsons87]

"And I'm still buying my own pencils..."

[@danielbeshers1689]

No chance any public school shells out for actual Glocks.

[@beetlesaretrying4621]

The Staples joke DESTROYED me. Give teachers the damn supplies!

[@TeamCat1128]

Right! Where are all the lottery funds going?

[@jennifer7685]

I always had great teachers, but my brother always got teachers who were going through divorce or disaster, and the idea of mrs I with a gun haunts me. Maybe teachers wouldn’t be so strung out if they had materials covered instead of spending an average of $500 a year on pencils for kids who forgot their at home?

[@MaTua40]

For real. It was funny and sad at the same time.

[@flankspeed]

​@Jennifer It'd just be a matter of time before a kid asks, "Miss, can I borrow your Glock? I left mine at home."

[@gamera5160]

@@TeamCat1128 The lottery raises money and then politicians cut the taxes that fund the schools to fund other things. The lottery just changes the source of funding for things and politicians funnel the money into pet projects or other things to help them get re-elected. The lottery is a tax on poor people to take the tax burden off the rich.

[@K8theKind]

“I drink wine between naps, Cheryl.” 🤣😂

[@ScilentFox1220]

That moment where she goes, “I went out to my car to cry as I usually do”, and a girl in the crowd said, “me”. Dang. That hit me.

[@audreywoodcock3869]

everyday to and everyday from the school. Because we love knowledge get prepared, study, pay for extra education, get picked apart by admin, still have hope and see potential in future generations....and our students and parents don't see how much we care. Teachers invest so much and 2-3 students destroy the gift within seconds. Then the vicious cycle of "self improvement plan" micro managed by admin takes over and the teacher is out of work..takes about 1-4 semesters to kill a spirit of a teacher.

[@KermitdaToad]

@@audreywoodcock3869I’m so sorry, from a student, I understand how hard you guys work all the time, and the pay is just insulting. I hope you are able to get out of that cycle soon. ❤

[@quinkong4728]

"I know I'm not the fattest, I met your mum" had me rolling

[@vampjoseph]

the sickest of burns

[@Cynsham]

that shit had me wiping tears off my face I was laughing so hard 😂

[@nostalgafriends5465]

Fucking classic

[@MikeSchmidt969]

As a teacher, all those jokes were hard to laugh at because they're so real.

[@damianarvizu1095]

Ouch, this really reaches me! 😂

[@happycook6737]

I'm a teacher and agree this set is true.

[@catherinewilliamson5640]

Come on, Mike - you're not fooling anyone. We all know old dogs can't teach new tricks. Who hired you? I'm alerting the school board. This is a nation that cannot and will not tolerate interspecies education! Who's with me?

[@Trump.is.a.nazzii]

Haha all the teachers watching this are all rolling their eyes in solidarity 😂😂😂

[@enidmercedad]

To me it was easy to laugh at because they are so real. If you don't laugh at reality you go crazy.

[@OldRaver]

“I just need to leave before I find myself working for someone called Kayley” 🤣🤣🤣 This is my life.

[@OdetteAndOdile]

you know its kayleigh 😂

[@ijustdocomments6777]

It ain't even bosses I'm worried about, it's the idea someone will be going into a doctor's office and seeing "Doctor Nolan".

[@jasonwilliams1713]

I was thinking Kaylee 😅

[@kayleywatkins4240]

Hi, Kayley here. I’m shocked you spelled my name how I do because it’s not super common. 2nd person is right you can spell it Kayleigh but there’s like 30 or more ways to spell my name😅 The way you’ll find on any souvenir is Kaylee. And yeah my name is far more common than my parents anticipated.

[@mariapirozhkova9013]

Can you please explain what is wrong with a Kayley being boss? I'm not from America, I didn't understand the joke :)))

[@wanderkind0]

She had me at "We don't even have white kids." 😂😂😂😂

[@faveszzzzzzzz]

“… It’s not racist, my dad’s white.” 😂

[@Abby-kb7rb]

Fr 😂

[@bethanycooke2115]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowoflugia]

Omg same!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowoflugia]

“It’s okay, my dad’s white” 💀💀💀

[@wazsafc2064]

Her deadpan tone, pauses and timing were absolutely spot on 👍👍 "I'm not racist, my Dad is white" had me creased laughing 😂😂😂😂 I hope she goes far in comedy.

[@DanielleBaylor]

"They'll respect your pronouns, but not you as a person." Oh my God, she's genius. This set was hilarious 😂

[@cubemerula5264]

Do you feel the word genius just gets thrown around lately?

[@methyod]

@sexy monkey We speak English, not French. There is no central authority regulating our language, it evolves constantly, and as such prescriptivism makes absolutely no sense. Words mean what people intend them to mean, and every English language dictionary reflects this by defining words as they're actually used. As a thought exercise, I recommend you go read something written in English from, for instance, the turn of the 20th century. You'll find all sorts of words used differently than how they're commonly used now. Ask yourself, how did those meanings change? If you'd like to speak a language regulated by a central authority, plenty exist, but English has never been and never will be one of them.

[@crystalsherman8896]

It's true

[@darkfx3208]

​@@methyodName a few languages where a central authority controls how its spoken by the everyday users. Name one.

[@RushWheeler]

​@@darkfx3208Quebecois French:

[@hairgirl100]

She's funny, smart and real. The joke about believing in me and hating me at the same time is spot on. She's great.

[@coreycox2345]

That might be the very thing she enjoys about you, @hairgirl100.

[@larrys6111]

I really appreciated the structure of the hand sanitizer joke -- you think the joke is that the kid calls it "cum", but then she hits you with the "semen" line. Good stuff!

[@MrArtVein]

She's an English teacher! Lol

[@scaleonkhan183]

6:45

[@D-Fens_1632]

And you can just tell that was one that really happened lol

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@MrArtVein and? She probably texts in abbreviations.

[@MrArtVein]

@@replynotificationsdisabled what? Lol why you hating Mr reply notifications off lol

[@plant495]

She reminds me of my favorite 8th grade math teacher. (He demanded we call him that.) He'd been in the military and had a buzz cut (weird for a teacher in the 1970s we'd tease him about). He had this drill sergeant schtick. He'd act stern and slam his ruler on your desk and bark, "Who's your favorite 8th grade math teacher?!" He never lost his temper, and always handled things with humor. Kept us in line with that ruler,, and his barking at us. Thanks, Mr. McMahon. I actually learned to love math from him.

[@jollyj3285]

I taught 30 years...finally someone keeps it real ....tv always sugarcoats the kids/teaching...she nailed..love her!!!!!!!

[@arthas640]

TV gets teaching wrong a lot. Teachers are either humorless boring automatons, so over involved with their students it would likely get them fired (seen some shows/movies where they even let a student live with them or take them home), or Dead Poet Society knockoffs. Rarely see some of the true hurdles of being a teacher like the generation gap, students you have to be nice to even though you want to go full 1940s teacher on and paddle them, students you see making major easily avoidable mistakes but cant change, students suffering but you cant help without breaking some school rule, or trying to act professional even when you have no idea what to do. Kind of random but I always wonder how some teachers handle things like 9/11 or similar tragedies/major events, cant be easy especially when you're just as lost as the students.

[@Selenadreamon]

“Just one child left behind” had me🤣🤣

[@greedy_muppet]

You think she is joking but this is really what it’s like teaching teens. We had a budget freeze for two years and I had to start a can drive to make sure we had pens. Our principal doesn’t seem to respond to our ideas or extra things we volunteer our time to do. You tell a kid to put their phone away and they really do call you a dumb bitch. One kid threatened to snap my neck. Granted, I work in a therapeutic high school but I hear these things are common in typical high schools.

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

Seriously? I’m 19 but I never thought of saying that level of disrespect to a teacher that scares me

[@centali6551]

honestly the more privileged the students are the more shit u get is what i find

[@MaxIronsThird]

@Trinity M Sorry, that's 100% what happens, i have two GenZ cousins, 16(boy) and 19(girl) now, boy fights almost every week at school and has threatened a teacher at least twice, girl once took a barbacue knife to school bc someone saw her friend with her bf.

[@angelgjr1999]

I’m gen z and once had a classmate grab a pair of scissors and threaten to stab someone because they took his phone…

[@mdcu3893]

ive been outside of highschool fir a year wtf is happening???

[@TabethaAurochs]

The not-even-a-vibe she was giving along with such incredibly well written and timed material? WORLDSTAR

[@annebruecks7381]

Can you tell me what Worldstar means in this context? I'm missing the joke :(

[@yogabbagabba37211]

@@annebruecks7381 Worldstar was a website where people would post fighting videos. It got to a point where if people were fighting you whip out your phone record them and yell Worldstar in the background so you could upload it. (Not that that is a requirement to upload it.)

[@tkhachi]

@@yogabbagabba37211 was 😩 I wish

[@stevenkmiller]

@@yogabbagabba37211 Hey thanks, I had no idea.

[@iricandescence]

Thank you! I also didn't get that reference 😅

[@n3mo1123]

a high school English teacher telling a yo mama joke is just mwah~ chef kiss

[@sam-jf6cq]

This set she does is hilarious, and that is because its from truth. I could type a novel here about how all the things she mentioned exist, but I won't. All I can say is, if you have never seen this kind of behavior, and you have never seen teachers completely dehumanized in this way, then count yourself lucky. It means you've never had to see this abuse first hand. Her humor here is coming from stuff she had to go through, or things people she knows have gone through.

[@letitgoc.7551]

Yes !!! I was a teachers aide! I saw all this first hand. It was tough to watch the teacher struggle with admin, parents and the students. It was so overwhelming. But the teacher remained so caring and chill

[@WamMom2010]

My mom was a high school teacher for 30 years. This teacher is spitting 100% facts. She funny but it reminds me of seeing my mom stressed out expression at the end of every day.

[@johnscott2126]

She's fantastic. I wish I had more teachers like her. I've considered becoming a teacher. But I'm also afraid of having a Principal Kaylee, spelt with a G and four other silent letters.

[@kckun7385]

Kayghleigh 😭

[@sp1ralg1rl]

@@kckun7385 THIS IS SENDING ME

[@marvlarc]

@@kckun7385 you really found the combo 🤣

[@queen_banana22]

I'm a teacher, and having "a Principal Kaylee" is not the worst thing out there ^_^;

[@KittyHerder]

Don't forget the gratuitous apostrophes.

[@crystal2814]

She's funny as hell. As an educator, you can tell that she's exhausted and deals with so much disrespect

[@msq7041]

Not entirely unwarrented, ACAB includes teachers😎😎😎 /hj

[@dev0luti0n]

@@msq7041 Okay, doofus.

[@mischr13]

@@msq7041 no

[@msq7041]

Wow boomers really need to learn tone indicators whoda thunk /lh

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

@@msq7041 I am ashamed you is in my generation😭

[@cannondaleman1]

Her almost monotone delivery to her act is funny. I like this girl. Never seen her before but she's good. I bet she really is many of her kid's favorite teacher. I'm sure she's loved by them. She's pretty awesome.

[@flipper6357]

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[@silverkitty2503]

yeah you dont know todays kids ..no teacher is their fav they hate them all equally

[@cannondaleman1]

@@silverkitty2503 Ya. You might be right. But I'm sure there are still a lot of good kids out there today who love their teachers. Not all kids are evil these days. But you're right that times and attitudes have changed. It's just not the same.

[@user-wh5fj6pj6m]

@@silverkitty2503I have favourite teachers

[@egyptjaguar9050]

​@@silverkitty2503That's definitely not true. Everyone's always fighting over who's the best teacher (and occasionally the most attractive 🙄)

[@jawsvvvvv]

I was in a parent teacher meeting with my son where the assistant principal said and I quote " kids behavior issues could have to do with moon phases that were going on these days" My son's teachers started looking down and up at the ceiling. My wife spoke up to break the silence in the room and changed the subject. We have been laughing at that one for years....

[@LaUnicaEsperanza]

It's Real, though. 😳 Doesn't make Sense, but on a full moon, the kids are wild. ERs say the same thing.

[@breal7277]

The non-educators can laugh wholeheartedly at these jokes, teachers laughter is marred with sadness because they know Liz just speaks the truth. The truth sometimes is so painful, you just gave to laugh about it. My R E S P E C T to all teachers.

[@kimf8635]

Respecting my pronouns, not me as a person was the funniest, most relatable thing I’ve heard. Immediately shared with my 3 teens! Freaking love her!

[@littleripper312]

Best line agree, I will remember that one!

[@magnarcreed3801]

I mean it’s simple. I don’t have to respect you. But I’m not gonna disrespect you.

[@erinblu8551]

As a high school English teacher, I can attest that she rocks!

[@mirandaharlow3719]

And as a high schooler who ADORES my English teachers I can attest that you're doing amazing:)

[@lavenderllamamusic]

English teachers were the best in my high school! Two in particular were some of the funniest guys. I have them on social media now haha

[@amortranquilo661]

She's slaying all the way!! Can't wait to see more of her comedy!

[@writerwarriorqueen]

Ba ha ha 😂 I can relate to the teaching part! Spent 30 year's of my life, as a Special Education Teacher Assistant. Working with disabled children, from Grade 1 - 12. In both the Public & Private sectors. A most "MASSIVE" shout out of appreciation🙌👏to her & ALL Teacher's plus TA's. I feel they are "essential" job's. Most definitely "not" paid enough, nor acknowledged for what we/they do. Beautiful Blessing's💐from here in Canada 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️👋

[@semievilsquirrel]

This made me laugh harder than I have in a long time!

[@valentinefoley3507]

"No Principle Kaylie, my classroom is not a vibe. Please leave"😂💀

[@MyKrabi]

This woman needs her own HBO series ASAP. I need MORE ...

[@epicfaul]

She’s the teacher I needed when I was young 😂

[@juswolf22]

She was probably your classmate then

[@meggiemcguire8114]

I had a male version of her for my study hall class...Dude would get pissed if a fight broke out in class, not because of the fighting, but because no one gave him a heads-up to 'have an excuse to leave the room' so he could at least have 'plausible deniability' when he said he didn't see anything. Lol! Basically he was like 'beat the ever-loving shit out of each other, I don't give a fuck, but don't you dare get me in trouble with the principal, cause that dude's a prick.'

[@mizuboni9108]

same.

[@dys1525]

Don´t worry. You´re not the oldest bitch on the planet.

[@NovasYouTubeName]

Love this! “It’s not racist my dad’s white” 😂😂❤❤

[@IanTranSend]

Hard lived experiences plus her phenomenal one-two cadence for an unexpected delivery is amazing. I hope a lot of good changes will be inspired for how educators are valued and supported in addition to better times for her students and wish her all the best.

[@futrpdr]

Loving the fresh take/content. Sadly, I can sense the pain in frustration behind the jokes. I have friends that are teachers in the US, and man, I honestly don't how they do it.

[@jewels3400]

Comedy is a good way to get it out? 😅

[@spicnspan87]

student loans leave them no other choice

[@k.5425]

​@@carisoul2180 not to mention the shootouts

[@sonquatsch8585]

actually i think she is above it and she has no pain about it but rather pity for those who try giving her trouble.

[@cvpete]

As a teacher in the UK I can confirm the situation is just as dire. Only saving grace is we don't have to worry as much about the possibility of guns.

[@IggyTthunders]

A gym having a pizza party is like a dentist giving out candy on Halloween: a long term investment.

[@rachelramsey8994]

yep. I think Wednesday was pizza day.

[@COMPUTER.SCIENCE.]

😂

[@arthas640]

There's been cases of Planet Fitness doing that with pizza or donuts

[@JOSEPH-vs2gc]

or like the big pharma companies in cahoots with the media companies in cahoots with the politicians who are in cahoots with....

[@shabrethajennings7291]

@@arthas640 If it's once a week that's not bad and I'm sure their not giving out whole pizzas and a dozen of donuts per customer. I believe in having a cheat day I did I lost weight still worked out it keep me sane. You have to do what works for you, cutting everything out usually results in binge eating falling off the wagon all together.

[@scarlettphoenix7024]

56 year old high school English teacher here…I am laughing so hard…I’ve done the span from Gen X to Gen Z…So I REALLY get it!

[@TeamCat1128]

If ur 56, then u ARE Gen X. 😊

[@susiechevalier221]

😂

[@openyourmind3763]

​@AllThat Remains yeah but when she was in her twenties she would have been teaching the youngest Gen X.

[@EduardoHernandez-ip1vu]

Thats Wild... "that you think your teacher can have a house in L A". She is something special. ¡Love her! Love her punch lines.

[@Tony8418]

There’s literally a Golden Corral next to my Planet Fitness. And a dive bar, and a Starbucks, and a dollar tree, and a suspicious looking massage parlor with blackout tinted windows. Whatever your addiction is, this plaza has it.

[@belforio]

I love that she was able to pull off a callback on a 10 min set. Love it!

[@ReviewBoard-uy5nv]

I laughed at EVERY joke. So good

[@rightchordleadership]

Ironically, I didn’t laugh at ANY jokes.

[@josuepolanco8879]

@@rightchordleadership Well, I laughed at this one 🤣😂

[@matthewjay660]

As a veteran high school teacher of 11 years, she had me in tears of laughter because she is my psychological ID unleashed. Preach, Liz! 🤚🏻Preach, Sister!

[@PamelaRay-l7x]

You are the funniest new comedian I’ve seen in a long time! You’re too smart and too funny to be teaching. God bless you I could never do it.❤

[@rebeccageiger9110]

Great set! Not a teacher but you paint a vivid picture of today's teacher struggles.

[@vincanautica]

Her punchlines are magnificent. It's all unexpected! As a teacher I relate so much. Good stuff, slay kween💅

[@christophercrowe8321]

I've never felt a series of jokes more than these. Being a first year teacher for Gen Z is....a ride for sure!

[@bocchimusic]

Yes, first year teaching in public school. This shit is crazy.

[@TheoneVesperwind]

As a teacher I was rolling and trying to hold back the tears. Everything is accurate to the T!!!!

[@plant495]

Thank you for teaching. You don't deserve any bullying! The kids should be thanking you.

[@HeatherClayton-l3r]

I also teach high school, can totally relate! This is a wonderful, well-written set!

[@thomaskotch4770]

Me too!

[@HollyCranfan]

My cousin was teaching special Ed when an assailant entered the school. They left her with her students in the library and everyone else left except the classroom being taken as hostage. Crap is real. She protected her kids but one child was killed in the hostage room. Very sad she stopped teaching. Times have changed.

[@fairwearth690]

OMG, so sorry to hear this! Hopefully your cousin is able to get some appropriate help for her trauma. She is truly a hero, and she is fortunate to have such an empathetic relative as you in her life.

[@cynthiaholland13]

This is horrible. I'm so, so sorry

[@NoConsequenc3]

Times have NOT changed. It's still like that today.

[@Anonymous0996]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute. Her deliveries were on point. I hope she continues to do more standup

[@joshcollins3135]

You can tell she’s a teacher with great set ups & punchlines lol. This was great!

[@adamaloof1334]

I just woke my roommate up from laughing so hard. Thank you for representing teachers and thank you for being you

[@TheSoycrates]

This was such a good set. Heartwarming, funny, chill and real

[@cairneoleander8130]

“You think your teacher can have a house in LA” could have been followed by “I teach English, but math seems to be failing you”

[@justmontina]

She was hilarious! This bit was so funny I sent it to all my teacher friends and listened to it twice. The kids in those classrooms are crazy as hell and although she was humorous, she was being truthful!

[@coryspang7548]

I'm Gen Z and I was super respectful to teachers when I was a student. Mad respect to teachers.

[@BethBruch]

My Gen Z students tend to be super respectful. I truly appreciate y'all!

[@digitalpickles1277]

As a millennial I really like Gen Z. High schoolers are always troublesome. I think you guys were probably less than the generations prior, and waaay less then gen x or boomers.

[@jasmainjasmain2906]

Sure it didn’t go unnoticed ❤

[@Thelastgamer313]

@@digitalpickles1277disagree on the less than prior gens like tiktok sorta encouraged alot of Z to do some awful stuff like the “devious licks” thing

[@hatleyhoward7193]

@@digitalpickles1277As a Gen X’er, can confirm was troublesome. Even us with great GPA’s and test scores did not hold back on being extra to the teaching staff. Teacher deserve hazard pay.

[@mysticalpineapple7263]

“I can’t cover my coffee and yell worldstar” 😂😂😂

[@EmpressFerra]

"I met your mom on conference!" 🤣

[@mc76]

Prior to retiring in 2019, I taught all four generations currently alive. I dealt with my share of unmotivated and disinterested Boomers, GenXer, and Millennials. It is part of the job. But until I taught Zoomers, I had never worked with people who were willfully, militantly ignorant.

[@AstrudWorld]

It's funny because I'm a Gen Z teacher teaching Gen Z students and the interactions and the moments are hilarious 🤣

[@cutiedopo17]

Older gen Z and tail end gen Z are soooo different. Older gen Z are mini millennials

[@DerHammerSpricht]

@@cutiedopo17 The real difference is if you are Corporate Social Media native, or merely a digital native. The Corporate Social Media natives are the wired-up half-feral ones she's talking about in this set

[@joelbedulla4]

lol what's your age? I teach too but I'm 22

[@sourdoughsavant22]

​@@cutiedopo17so true!

[@munimathbypeterfelton6251]

@@cutiedopo17I feel the same way about my fellow Millennials. Those of us Millennials who were born in the ‘80s are very different from Millennials who were born in the ‘90s.

[@monicarenee7949]

I wasn’t expecting to laugh out loud because I usually don’t at many comedians nowadays but I actually did! I felt like her “one child left behind” joke was genius and the crowd didn’t get it

[@IanTranSend]

Oh yes so glad you raised this -- I'm just now catching the layers to that joke, wow! It definitely speaks to the educators and those who lived through the initial buzz during the Bush era for No Child Left Behind initiatives.

[@dogchaser520]

Assuming the ones who laughed got the reference. But yeah: leave 'em all behind. That was the beginning of the end, the start of the serious investment in dumbing down the US. Heavily tie funding to yearly test scores and blame the current state of things as opposed to acknowledging that there was any systemic issue... Really evil stuff.

[@SakuraMoonflower]

You have to be aware of the "No Child Left Behind" law Bush started along with understanding how some states are encouraging teachers to pick up arms to protect students from shooters...

[@tikondavid287]

'Hit-after-hit' with the jokes! So funny and intellectually stimulating

[@peter7235]

This video deserves a lot more likes. It is a laughing-out-loud funny, top shelf performance. Top marks for this one, Liz Blanc. I thank you and I believe in you!

[@lilacfunk]

This is was one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time! Hope to see a lot more of Liz Blanc!

[@mashazainap5112]

Being a teacher, I feel this in so many ways even though I'm not from the US. She is really good 😂🤣

[@jacobotter708]

damn that was one of the tightest sets i've seen in a long time. she was CRUSHING, and such a unique point of view! i'd love to see more of miss marm! *chefs kiss*

[@waterywingz]

She’s the reason y all my English teachers were my fave, growing up. They def had the most heart & personality 😆👏👏👏

[@PursuingHeaven]

As a former teacher of 20 yrs you have no idea how much I identified with this-

[@kevingibson2519]

Wow, need a full special from her. Incredible delivery and the punchlines were awesome.

[@rhodabaruch4]

She was fire! ACTUALLY funny. Crazy that’s where comedy is today where a lot are not.

[@Ramonerdna]

She had SOOOO many good one liners, the story telling and delivery were incredible too

[@larrynguyen85]

This woman killed it! Every joke was so good and the delivery was on point! Glad to know she's tenured haha

[@aomaito5549]

I remember in 7th grade we got a new science teacher, brand new young woman coming into the field, and my class just absolutely destroyed her, she would go in the hallway and cry, other teachers would see her and then come in and yell at the class (there was one teacher who taught 8th grade and she was like a drill sgt) eventually she just stopped going to work and we were left with substitutes for the rest of the year, she didn't even last till the end of winter. She was such a good teacher too, she knew everything about the material and as a person who science comes easily i got to enjoy hearing what she had to say in the field. Really wish i could meet her again, i cant even remember her name it was so long ago. I hope shes doing well.

[@hatleyhoward7193]

She could have made one comment like, “y’all aren’t attractive enough to be stupid and not learn this” and shut it down. The problem is, children, like dogs, can smell fear. Once you let the idiot children have control over your emotions… you’re done.

[@slickoboy04]

I wish she had more material on KZbin, she's hilarious. My favorite part was her bit about teachers carrying guns: "There are people around who whole heartedly believe I should carry a gun at work. I'll be the first one to tell you I should not. I know a lot of teachers, I don't know any who want guns, I know a lot who want markers, you know? If I get a school-issued glock, and I'm still buying my own pencils, I'm taking that gun, I'm holding up a Staples. I'm getting the sh*t I need to do my job!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferpartridge6235]

18 yrs as a middle school English teacher and this was 🔥🔥

[@BSwims777]

"Teachers can get called down to the principal for discipline." New fear unlocked!! 😬

[@cdorman11]

A student says to me in front of the rest of the class, "You can teach however you want." Uh, _how_ many dotted-line bosses do I have? And how many of them contradict the training I've received?

[@mrsrussell]

Hilarious!!! I relate to everything she said!!! As a former school teacher in a very ethnically diverse school, I have been called a "fat b!tch" in at least 4 different languages 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sherle-y1f]

Wow. What has this world come to?

[@zyxwut321]

Just well done, well-executed stand-up comedy. She actually kind of gives me Mama Cass vibes, like Mama Cass reincarnated in the 21st century. Can so easily imagine her playing a public high school teacher on a sitcom as well, maybe have her in the same cinematic universe as "Abbott Elementary". LOL

[@Leskeepingitreal]

I think she was hella funny I think she was blowing off steam from how hard it is to be a teacher . I wish I had a teacher like her maybe someone would of understand me .

[@n.starbucks3822]

“If I’m getting a school issued GLOCK” lolll, totally took me out.

[@MaryWeaver-gk8sh]

I substitute teach at the high school level, and having a razor wit and good comedic timing is ESSENTIAL to survival.

[@MrHeer]

Thank you Liz. I hope writing and delivering your comedy is therapeutic and keeps you centered. I enjoyed it! Love to all the teachers like you fighting to make a difference despite how society values us. Stay golden.

[@ModernMoonBean]

I'm a substitute teacher and it's relief listening to this. ❤ U

[@brotherghoulish]

“I had no idea I was in the running,” I lost it. Hilarious.

[@benjaminhenrie9335]

Shoutout to the guy who yelled "yeah" after the seven joke like it proved a personal argument that he is still mad about.

[@einahsirro1488]

I taught English in LAUSD for 16 years. Absolutely one of the most stressful jobs in the world, just behind soldier, cop, and fire fighter.

[@Sherle-y1f]

Been there. Done that.

[@soulslasher]

The delivery was pretty decent but the jokes were brilliant 🤣

[@nwiega01]

👏👏👏👏👏👏 Love to all the teachers out there. I had to quit after 6 years I just couldnt do it. Yall are angels!!

[@LeslieAM32]

Every joke is a reality!! Loved this!