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6 ай бұрын

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Malik Elassal is a Lebanese-Canadian actor, writer, and comedian from north east Calgary. In the past few years, Malik won Top Comic in his home city of Calgary, recorded sets for television at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival and CBC's New Wave of Standup, and performed the titular track of the Just For Laughs originals album ‘Yeehaw Hell Yeah’.
In 2022, he was named one of the New Faces at Just For Laughs in Montreal and returned to the festival in 2023 to preform on a Gala and as a part of the prestigious "Just For The Culture" Show where he was a stand out.
Instagram: / malikelassal
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KZbin: @malikelassal
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Malik Elassal
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
Cam Operators:
Troy Dobbertin
Rylie Field
Addy Farrell
Bill Pawlowski
Rebecca Rajadnya
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Maggie Rosenberg
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Michael Monti
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
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@malikelassal
@malikelassal 6 ай бұрын
Thank you guys for watching 🫡🫡🫡
@DontTellComedy
@DontTellComedy 6 ай бұрын
Everyone follow Malik on social media and go see him live!
@john2g1
@john2g1 6 ай бұрын
I know comedians hate it when people tell them how to improve their jokes but... For the white hijab joke; change it to a niqab... Not only does that make the joke more accurate, but you get to educate infidels as well.😅
@nicholasgraveline7384
@nicholasgraveline7384 6 ай бұрын
Really funny stuff man!
@NotoriousEKB
@NotoriousEKB 6 ай бұрын
I haven't guffawed like a donkey at a comedy set in a long time, but this was so freakin hilarious! The bits about your ma had me laughing pretty hard...and then Kanye...and then "My taping!". The comedic timing was brilliant! 😂
@lastat10
@lastat10 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good stuff man! You have a new fan!
@MissEAG
@MissEAG 6 ай бұрын
Not even one bad joke.. this guy is someone to watch!
@classicclipsF_TV
@classicclipsF_TV 6 ай бұрын
the dude did not miss, what a set
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 6 ай бұрын
WOW!!! 💯🎉💯 None of his jokes missed!!! I wish him an amazing career, and his family peace, joy and success!!! 👍🏽
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 6 ай бұрын
Kissing woke ass is never funny. Really wish both right and left would piss off.
@alessandrogambino420
@alessandrogambino420 6 ай бұрын
Not bad...but I never truly laughed.
@P71ScrewHead
@P71ScrewHead 6 ай бұрын
I was gonna Like your comment but soon as i saw you have 666 Likes, i can't ruin it for the next guy..lol Hope nobody ruins it for the next ppl who read your comment..
@Mr0ptimist
@Mr0ptimist 3 ай бұрын
Every now and again you realise you're witnessing the beginning of a pure legend! This guy is going places! Flawless performance👌
@TrondBrgeKrokli
@TrondBrgeKrokli 2 ай бұрын
Definitely so. Culture is for sharing and humor is the perfect way to make it interesting to get others to want to know more. edit: I am very much looking forward to more comedians with muslim background, just to make it easier to get used to see life from their perspective.
@anawrassey1514
@anawrassey1514 2 ай бұрын
Well said....
@JohnDoe-fn7ml
@JohnDoe-fn7ml Ай бұрын
I agree this guy is gonna be HUGE in the future…very funny great timing endless material.
@edgykoala1732
@edgykoala1732 2 ай бұрын
The way he summarized the funny jokes from before and wrapped it up with a good laugh was really cool.
@esmix1732
@esmix1732 Ай бұрын
Dat was really dope. Set us up thinkin he was appreciatin da fans but switched it up
@stacyvourlen2043
@stacyvourlen2043 6 ай бұрын
"We can't both be mentally ill" lol😂
@appuwa69
@appuwa69 6 ай бұрын
That got me too 😂
@TomSmith-jp1es
@TomSmith-jp1es 6 ай бұрын
Great joke on its own, doesn't really hit as well after telling us he believes in a made up sky daddy who judges him. Already mentally ill if you think that.
@harrys919
@harrys919 5 ай бұрын
let the man be goddamn@@TomSmith-jp1es
@illyriandescendant7963
@illyriandescendant7963 5 ай бұрын
​@TomSmith-jp1es bro he's clearly not religious if you listen carefully. He's only talking about the times when he was, i.e when he was a child.
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado 5 ай бұрын
​@@TomSmith-jp1estriggered
@LadyJanae1
@LadyJanae1 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 That confederate flag hijab joke was hilarious!
@mikelis135
@mikelis135 6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@katietoole8345
@katietoole8345 6 ай бұрын
One of the most original jokes I've ever heard. Just hilarious
@CalvinJary
@CalvinJary 6 ай бұрын
​@@katietoole8345around these here parts we are halal. We ain't doing any of that haram shit.
@adimaa8
@adimaa8 6 ай бұрын
I was screaming at that and the pointy hijab😂😂😂😂very original!!!
@Dimaz42
@Dimaz42 6 ай бұрын
@@adimaa8 I'm a bit lost there.. did he refers to ninja?? 😅
@jessjp8856
@jessjp8856 Ай бұрын
"Helen, come on.... we can't both be mentally ill" 😂 This was refreshing and brilliant!
@MD-xf2qy
@MD-xf2qy 3 ай бұрын
I didnt expect mix of Mark Zuckerberg and Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna kill me in 13min
@ImVeryOriginal
@ImVeryOriginal 5 ай бұрын
The type of comedy we desperately need these days. Not shying from dark humor and political topics, but ultimately humane and wholesome. Loved the set.
@fmkwvejf
@fmkwvejf 5 ай бұрын
Right? There was some spicy stuff in there but it was never vicious or mean!
@biljanas7931
@biljanas7931 5 ай бұрын
@fmkwvejf exactly - it was s genuine, not a fake correctness.... loved it, the ending note was brilliant
@chrisvalleqatsi
@chrisvalleqatsi 5 ай бұрын
He does right what LOT of people are trying and failing very awkwardl;y to pull off - you nailed it.
@jimdog22001
@jimdog22001 5 ай бұрын
Well-put!
@Dmyra
@Dmyra 5 ай бұрын
yes well said. very elevated but not shying away from the spicy subjects. loved it
@lexibrowning7447
@lexibrowning7447 6 ай бұрын
Woke flat earther: "The disc is heating up" How is this so brilliant 🤣
@youtubedj9298
@youtubedj9298 6 ай бұрын
I mean, he took 8 years to come up with a joke that other people have already been spamming since 2016...
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 6 ай бұрын
​@@youtubedj9298 Spamming since 2016! What a coincidence that MAGA and QAnon emerged in the same year to share a lot of jokes.
@eonreeves4324
@eonreeves4324 6 ай бұрын
​@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 there is is no correlation with Trump and flat Earth lol, that's a conspiracy right there if I ever heard one before 😂😂💀
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 6 ай бұрын
@@eonreeves4324 Who said that there is a correlation between them? Either are science deniers but I don't see the conspiracy theory you see.
@eonreeves4324
@eonreeves4324 6 ай бұрын
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Okay, maybe I don't understand your comment. Why did you bring MAGA and Qanon into flat earth?
@Krzysztof_Kasprowiak
@Krzysztof_Kasprowiak 4 ай бұрын
Oh man, that was the best set I’ve heard in a looong time. You are my discovery. The way you combine the real shit with comedy is what makes it gold. Also, the timing and the delivery. But mostly the balance between realness and laughter.
@colinhubble6667
@colinhubble6667 3 ай бұрын
This guy made me laugh. Comedians usually make me exhale a little harder than normal but rarely get laughs out of me so job well done. May you continue to get an adequate amount of food.
@haydenhigginbotham6551
@haydenhigginbotham6551 6 ай бұрын
I love his rhythm 😂 not too high-energy, he slows down and gets everybody invested then has a really crisp punchline. so funny
@lucas8913
@lucas8913 5 ай бұрын
This guy's delivery and timing is flawless. Even the times he got serious had just perfect timing. He really gets you into the story and makes the punchline hit so hard. Really funny stuff!
@Mafy1010
@Mafy1010 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely, he is amazing!
@lucbloom
@lucbloom 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, that’s the best part. It’s like he’s just making an announcement or wrapping it up and then BOOM
@notw1015
@notw1015 4 ай бұрын
I think that stuff’s funny😂
@xavierberthon2008
@xavierberthon2008 4 ай бұрын
Definitely has a style similar to Aziz Ansari which is cool cause I miss his standup, I think this dude has a lot of potential if he keeps working at it
@DanielT92-pc2de
@DanielT92-pc2de 3 ай бұрын
hes almost like an artist!
@fareshasan1038
@fareshasan1038 Ай бұрын
"She cuts me fruit and brings it into my room" I felt that in my bones 😂
@adaboBADa
@adaboBADa 2 ай бұрын
This guy is my new favourite. Absolutely brilliant, refreshing, humane, and funny as hell!!! What a gem!!!
@tsholofelophaho3918
@tsholofelophaho3918 6 ай бұрын
With the world feeling like it's burning, I desperately needed a new comedian with this exact energy. Solid set, left me wanting an hour special 🔥🔥🔥
@alfaceuntauriprodigy
@alfaceuntauriprodigy 6 ай бұрын
Ismo still kick this dudes any day
@MercediSurface
@MercediSurface 6 ай бұрын
Same! So good
@warfarenotwarfair5655
@warfarenotwarfair5655 6 ай бұрын
The world isn't burning 😂. Try growing up in the 80s at the height of the Cold War where tons of nukes were pointed at you.
@warfarenotwarfair5655
@warfarenotwarfair5655 6 ай бұрын
​@@MercediSurfaceIt's not burning 😂. How ridiculous.
@smallphilosophies
@smallphilosophies 6 ай бұрын
Where’s the special
@ricplay7890
@ricplay7890 6 ай бұрын
The best comedians aren't just skilled but sincere and relatable... this guy is all three. Kudos Also very creative way to call-back his entire set at the end!! 😂😂
@paullowell3342
@paullowell3342 6 ай бұрын
You relate to hating Jews? Careful there lol
@terridennis9185
@terridennis9185 6 ай бұрын
Right!!
@aaronanytime8897
@aaronanytime8897 6 ай бұрын
Sincerity is not funny so how does that make sense?
@sebastiancarrera4532
@sebastiancarrera4532 6 ай бұрын
​@@aaronanytime8897because you get invested in their story
@BluegillGreg
@BluegillGreg 6 ай бұрын
@aaronanytime8897 Maybe you're missing out on about 75% of what's funny. Lightening up might strengthen your funny bone.
@8dranoelnolnef8
@8dranoelnolnef8 3 ай бұрын
Dude, what a genius- you touch things that are so untouchable, I have deep admiration for your courage.
@mohammedghamdi8996
@mohammedghamdi8996 3 күн бұрын
its rare these days to find a standup comedy that is not about sex, diff between genders & white, black, Hispanic or whatever. keep up the good work Malik
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 ай бұрын
That was freaking hilarious. The Confederate Flag Hijab joke damn near broke me. Great job 👍
@SerratusNL
@SerratusNL 5 ай бұрын
The same for me.. I woke up my son because I was laughing so hard😂
@carlosfer2201
@carlosfer2201 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was gonna be a Maga Hijab. But that works too
@chrism8860
@chrism8860 5 ай бұрын
@@carlosfer2201 That one would work for sure!
@rickm3779
@rickm3779 5 ай бұрын
The prototype also had me buckled over in laughter!
@stratmatt7775
@stratmatt7775 5 ай бұрын
I wish I hadn't scrolled down and ruined the joke in advance!
@schmodedo
@schmodedo 6 ай бұрын
What a refreshingly hilarious way to poke fun at both antisemitic and anti-Islamic tropes all in one set. Laughter unites us and is needed. I look forward to hearing more of your stand-up.
@user-qf7ud5de9h
@user-qf7ud5de9h 6 ай бұрын
I am half jewish, half gentile (not a popular demographic)
@bigbird2451
@bigbird2451 6 ай бұрын
Well said.
@PootieTang101
@PootieTang101 6 ай бұрын
He is good. I hope he goes the distance with the comedy career
@anonymousmuffin9762
@anonymousmuffin9762 5 ай бұрын
I don’t see anything anti islamic there
@moya9450
@moya9450 5 ай бұрын
@@anonymousmuffin9762 Neither Anti-semitic
@MrH1905
@MrH1905 Ай бұрын
That was top notch. Intelligent, original, delivered inoffensively (which is very difficult to do these days) and most importantly very funny. All great jokes. Well done, the world needs more comedians like you. Awesome job
@geoben9801
@geoben9801 4 ай бұрын
You're very good Malik. Smart, well played / timed metaphors on the ills of today's social global issues .Relax and just tell it how it is. I think you'll get even better with time. You can be the voice of your people and bring awareness to their plight. Asalamu Alayum✌️😉🇺🇲💙
@filthy_hands9909
@filthy_hands9909 6 ай бұрын
His cadence and delivery make this man a natural! Let’s hear more from him, asap!
@roryluukas2703
@roryluukas2703 6 ай бұрын
These jokes are so well written! Im actually so impressed. They lead into eachother perfectly and the punchlines hit so hard! Rare that I'm laughing out loud at my phone lmao! Bravo!
@Thabokabelomusic
@Thabokabelomusic 6 күн бұрын
The Closing joke about the phone background at the airport is killer😂😂😂😂
@drearydeary563
@drearydeary563 3 күн бұрын
Hahaha great material. That last bit with the phone was TOO GOOD😂😂😂
@burimsaliji23
@burimsaliji23 5 ай бұрын
I love it when the jokes all come back together to make this one big joke,thats a master level comedian thing I really loved it 🙂😁🙏
@SoulKingBK
@SoulKingBK 3 ай бұрын
Call backs aren’t that uncommon as far as it goes for comedians
@Freerunx3
@Freerunx3 3 ай бұрын
not uncommon but you have to appreciate it when it's this well executed @@SoulKingBK
@pipsantos6278
@pipsantos6278 3 ай бұрын
And all along we're not even thinking he's gonna stitch them all together at the end.
@ronking5103
@ronking5103 6 ай бұрын
get this man a larger stage. Mad props, really. I'm not Muslim, but I've worked and lived with Uzbeks for the past decade or so. I cannot imagine it sits well. Keep doing your thing. I don't think any divine and wise creator would object to reducing hatred by reaching across aisles with a smile. I'm proud of you.
@conwayboezak335
@conwayboezak335 5 ай бұрын
Well said! Well said!
@Robert08010
@Robert08010 5 ай бұрын
Ah-main.
@clarke-bs1es
@clarke-bs1es 5 ай бұрын
yes.
@pavellegkodymov4295
@pavellegkodymov4295 5 ай бұрын
Great comment!
@goodcitizen5305
@goodcitizen5305 5 ай бұрын
Actually, this background is great!
@TheJoetuffguy
@TheJoetuffguy 3 ай бұрын
You’re awesome Malik, “ deceptively pointy “ LMMFAO 😂😂😂
@dand900
@dand900 4 ай бұрын
Seriously the strongest material I've heard in a long time, in the same category as Nick Bargatze, hit me with the same rolling laughter! I love it when I see someone this good for the first time! Stand up could be his side hustle, he needs to be writing for one of the 3 late night shows, preferably Colbert or Kimmel.
@tobiojo10
@tobiojo10 6 ай бұрын
This dude is going places, he is EXCELLENT
@jamesdonohue7513
@jamesdonohue7513 5 ай бұрын
Very rarely do you get to see a comedian of this caliber. That middle finger to salute was 👌. Props to Malik for loving the art of comedy and sharing it.
@ChA0s_AgeNt
@ChA0s_AgeNt 5 ай бұрын
"3... 3 rubles! Ahh, ahh, ahhhh..."
@burimsaliji23
@burimsaliji23 5 ай бұрын
Exactly,this was some pure comedy, really well written and really well told 😁😊
@jaynoomi1531
@jaynoomi1531 13 күн бұрын
Bro that “NO” with the accent sold me the entire clip. Had to pause it a couple times. I hope to catch one of your shows sometimes.
@erinwright3351
@erinwright3351 3 ай бұрын
Amazing combination of storytelling and flawless timing!WOW.🎉
@2hard2knock
@2hard2knock 6 ай бұрын
Refreshingly honest, stating facts we all can laugh at and understand-This was the edgiest, most clever writing delivered on the ever worrisome Israeli-Arab conflict. Would love to see him share his humour with a national audience. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂
@nawdude4292
@nawdude4292 6 ай бұрын
Seriously, are you a bot/ai? Cuz that's not how humans talk bruh SMH
@2hard2knock
@2hard2knock 6 ай бұрын
@@nawdude4292 bruh!?
@qoweed
@qoweed 6 ай бұрын
It is not some Israeli Arab conflict. None of the Palestinians can seek refuge in Saudi or UAE or Qatar. The rich Arab states don't care about us. In fact Muslim brothers didn't care about the 1.7 million Afghans being displaced by Pakistan, and the massacre in Sudan either
@MrHxChris
@MrHxChris 6 ай бұрын
@@nawdude4292- If people care to articulate what they’re actually thinking, they often talk in a myriad of ways, this being one of them. 🙄
@re.invented3158
@re.invented3158 6 ай бұрын
​@@MrHxChrisI'm still searching for the part that seems ai generated 😂😂😂no luck 🤷🏾‍♂️
@owenstephen8317
@owenstephen8317 6 ай бұрын
Watched this guy a few times in Vancouver and I’m so happy to see him getting some recognition. He’s hilarious.
@vanman724
@vanman724 6 ай бұрын
He's from Vancouver?
@puddleglum9179
@puddleglum9179 6 ай бұрын
@@vanman724 The description says he's from Calgary.
@owenstephen8317
@owenstephen8317 6 ай бұрын
I saw him perform at some shows in Vancouver. I do think he’s from Calgary.
@TheIncredibleJounan
@TheIncredibleJounan 18 күн бұрын
Holy shit. This is so good. I'm very picky about comedians, but here I am. I'm sitting in my backyard laughing out loud. I never sit out here so my neighbours gonna be really confused.
@sommmeguy
@sommmeguy 5 күн бұрын
That's the funniest bit I've seen in a long time. And they say you can't say that stuff. Funny, honest, and a real "sense of humour". Thx.
@chrisgideonrosario
@chrisgideonrosario 6 ай бұрын
As a Jew I absolutely loved this skit! Good to see my brothers coming up! 🏆👏🏾
@ehaaron
@ehaaron 6 ай бұрын
must be a lefty jew
@RyuLongRHOG
@RyuLongRHOG 6 ай бұрын
Thank you brother ❤
@omanier8883
@omanier8883 6 ай бұрын
As a club owner in the 1970's, I booked a lot of comedians. Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Franklin Ajaye, etc., all unknown at the time. Malik has got the goods. His timing, writing, all of it is excellent. If I were a casting director, he would be in my next comedy movie.
@handroids1981
@handroids1981 5 ай бұрын
Wow. Solid praise indeed. He felt so unpredictable and yet so succinct. He wasn't holding our hand, walking us up to the punch line. He just talks and POP!
@abalamdepaimon6891
@abalamdepaimon6891 5 ай бұрын
Oh yeah 80+ year olds are known to surf youtube videos, totally believe you're fairy tale.
@DudeRevolution
@DudeRevolution 5 ай бұрын
​@@abalamdepaimon6891dude smoke a joint
@emanuelsagan3733
@emanuelsagan3733 5 ай бұрын
@@abalamdepaimon6891 You think only tweens like yourself watch KZbin videos? You're so silly.
@annmariering6606
@annmariering6606 5 ай бұрын
@@abalamdepaimon6891 Some do! My mother is 84 and surfs the internet everyday - she’s old, not dead and there’s not much to it!
@maamfall5295
@maamfall5295 2 ай бұрын
Came together flawlessly at the end. The best know how to bring it full circle
@OSEGREDODESHERAZADE
@OSEGREDODESHERAZADE 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant!!! My grandparents are also Lebanese, grew up listening to this kind of stories, got emotional here and laughed a lot at the same time!!!... You're great, good luck cousin!!! ❤
@brianmozee611
@brianmozee611 6 ай бұрын
Never heard of this guy before but after watching his set...I promise I'll be on a 7-day binge watching everything of his on the internet 😅
@thetvbaby83
@thetvbaby83 6 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂
@tphillips37
@tphillips37 6 ай бұрын
Same!
@tripptank
@tripptank 5 ай бұрын
This was the funniest set ive seen in a while. I cant believe ive never heard of this guy. We need to get him canceled immediately so he gets the recognition he deserves.
@LombardoJoe
@LombardoJoe 5 ай бұрын
Can we all agree to call this the Gillis Effect
@CloudBotherer
@CloudBotherer 5 ай бұрын
best place to suppoort him will be on his tiktok
@MIKESTREED
@MIKESTREED 4 ай бұрын
😂
@LombardoJoe
@LombardoJoe 4 ай бұрын
@@psikoexeComedian Shane Gillis. Got cancelled before he could even work one day on SNL after getting hired. Basically cancelled at the beginning of his career taking off. He’s come back 100x stronger and better as a result.
@kingofgrim4761
@kingofgrim4761 4 ай бұрын
@@LombardoJoefurther proof cancelling is bs lmao
@tomupfold1662
@tomupfold1662 4 ай бұрын
This is the best routine I've seen for a long time and I hope we see a lot more of him. Great tie up at the end and so many great lines throughout. Plus the timing and the basic likeability of the guy.
@cinematiccrisis
@cinematiccrisis 2 ай бұрын
This was crazy good. You delivered like someone who did it for decades. Looking forward for more.
@julybliss4440
@julybliss4440 6 ай бұрын
That therapist skit was spot on of my experiences. Thought the flat earther joke would be funniest (and it was good) but the hijab and therapist and all other joke had me rolling on floor.
@GhettoArabSage
@GhettoArabSage 6 ай бұрын
Well some people just like their cucumbers pickled. 🤷🏽‍♂️
@chozen_juan
@chozen_juan 6 ай бұрын
Meh.. I felll asleep
@sylrider
@sylrider 6 ай бұрын
Dude! You’re brilliant! As a christian French guy living in the US with Muslim and Jew friends, I was crying laughing. We need more guys like you! ❤️
@Blullaby
@Blullaby 6 ай бұрын
Ça fait plaisir de tomber sur un compatriote sympathique (': ! Have fun in the US! Take care ~
@Ppuffdiddleydangdoof
@Ppuffdiddleydangdoof Ай бұрын
The Confederate flag Hijab as a Hate-Crime-proof Hijab is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The all white Hijab that’s slightly pointy is a close second. F*cking brilliant!!
@ashtri21
@ashtri21 3 ай бұрын
This was so good! Comedy is the best storytelling that I've yet to encounter. Amazing!
@malekamr930
@malekamr930 6 ай бұрын
Malik, I saw one of your shows at tubby dog in Calgary almost half a decade. I recall being there with your cousin and laughing my ass off at your performance. I’m incredibly impressed by the fact that you kept pursuing your dreams and the recognition you’ve gained on larger platforms. I hope you continue to blow up and gain more recognition - you deserve it man.
@mateohodge6998
@mateohodge6998 6 ай бұрын
Were you one of his teachers?
@daisybuchanan8205
@daisybuchanan8205 6 ай бұрын
​@@mateohodge6998😂😂😂😂😂
@schmodedo
@schmodedo 6 ай бұрын
@@mateohodge6998 LOL the "one that didn't fit the narrative?"
@JerfDSalsa
@JerfDSalsa 6 ай бұрын
Malik everything was la flame 🔥 but that middle finger to salute transition was transcendent 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
@sallyisabel
@sallyisabel 6 ай бұрын
So good, I was cry-laughing
@cooolinoff
@cooolinoff 6 ай бұрын
made me burst out laughing
@marittakaterelou9223
@marittakaterelou9223 4 ай бұрын
So happy I landed on this video. This guy’s a genius! Thanks for sharing!
@dbznappa
@dbznappa 5 күн бұрын
These guys make it look so easy, but a lot of work goes into a set like this. It all came out so smooth, that was dope.
@stevensantos9572
@stevensantos9572 4 ай бұрын
He's talented. It takes skill to be able to work the whole routine back into one main punchline. Great job!
@wilssantos2
@wilssantos2 4 ай бұрын
I don't remember laughing this hard with any other stand-up show I've watched. It's absolutely clear Malik is immensely talented, coming from his point of view/background in order to shine a light onto larger topics. Humor is supposed not only to be funny, but critical as well (as in "makes you think") and he does both superbly. Hope to hear more from him in the future.
@TreyWK
@TreyWK 3 ай бұрын
This is the funniest you've seen? I feel sorry for you
@wyawarD9677
@wyawarD9677 3 ай бұрын
​@@TreyWK condescending someone on the internet who's just sharing their opinion? damn, i feel sorry for you.
@TreyWK
@TreyWK 3 ай бұрын
@wyawarD9677 Wow! isn't that exactly what you're doing as well????????
@wyawarD9677
@wyawarD9677 3 ай бұрын
@@TreyWK yep! i'm a huge fuckin' hypocrite! but also, what goes around, comes around.
@TreyWK
@TreyWK 3 ай бұрын
@@wyawarD9677 You said it
@mbrightster
@mbrightster 13 күн бұрын
Amazing. Tears rolling. Passed it on halfway through.
@KY-dx4rf
@KY-dx4rf 4 ай бұрын
I’m glad KZbin provided me, an imbecile, with a link to most truthful source of information in the world- Wikipedia, about flat earth not being real. Thanks, you opened my eyes and widened a crack in my scull 😮
@jfm14
@jfm14 2 ай бұрын
😂
@evat514
@evat514 10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@octiiXpies
@octiiXpies 6 ай бұрын
Comparing his mom's badassness to Tupac really shows how much he respects and adores her. I love that so much for him.
@jsl8461
@jsl8461 6 ай бұрын
That line was gangster.
@CunchwapSupeme
@CunchwapSupeme 6 ай бұрын
The way he tied the whole entire set together at the end was absolutely masterful
@flowerwithoutlove
@flowerwithoutlove 3 ай бұрын
Such a refreshing set with smooth rhythm. Really love it Malik!
@Ayeayeron05
@Ayeayeron05 4 ай бұрын
Dude I watch all the comedy. This was flawless. Very funny. Not hacky. Confidantly executed. Really liked it. Looking forward to watching you work.
@SubjectDelta20
@SubjectDelta20 6 ай бұрын
I've never heard of this guy but this was a really solid set.👍 I definitely sense a Netflix special in this guy's future.
@Andrew-iv5dq
@Andrew-iv5dq 6 ай бұрын
Amen brother. Salaam alaikum.
@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 6 ай бұрын
lol@@Andrew-iv5dq
@tuxuhds6955
@tuxuhds6955 5 ай бұрын
I'm glad that his family is in good health and that he is here to grace our faces with smiles - I only wish his mom would have told him how beautiful Lebanon was before Hizballah took over it and attacked Israel as an Iranian proxy.
@ataj585
@ataj585 5 ай бұрын
@@tuxuhds6955that's how antisemitic Islamist propaganda works. As an ex-muslim I feel angry that I ever fell for it. It's disgusting.
@Satsujinki1973
@Satsujinki1973 5 ай бұрын
What did this guy do that you would wish the evil of Netflix cancellation on him?
@gromlin420
@gromlin420 5 ай бұрын
Bro, that was a perfect set! Your delivery is flawless and your jokes are original and brilliantly written. Can't wait to see more from you 👊
@juliarosenthal3240
@juliarosenthal3240 2 ай бұрын
Wow you are phenomenal!! Smooth and genuine talent. I’ll keep watching out for you! 🎉
@siofrarafferty3821
@siofrarafferty3821 26 күн бұрын
“We’re just two people yelling at each other!” 😂
@daniels3795
@daniels3795 4 ай бұрын
He’s one of the few comedians who’s gotten me to laugh out loud in months.
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 2 ай бұрын
same! one of the other ones for me was a set about filling the dishwasher…it’s nice to have some variety lol
@lemuelmalik8347
@lemuelmalik8347 6 ай бұрын
He's hilarious and as a Muslim I am a little taken back but when I lighten up and hear his comedy is absolutely fabulous funny. Bravo because some way shape form or fashion we need to open up the society to know that Muslims are beautiful real people who are funny intelligent complexed diverse and full of love for Humanity because it's what our Lord asked us to do. So brother keep on being hilarious! May Allah continue to show you the right way VIA Islam but in your fun. AAMEEN
@poet1512
@poet1512 6 ай бұрын
Bro wrote a whole thesis statement 😂
@user-mf4gz3sp1q
@user-mf4gz3sp1q 6 ай бұрын
...so weak... ...go find a mirror and laugh at yourself...
@MeanKno
@MeanKno 6 ай бұрын
​@@Heronymus.OmDracoLol wow
@lemuelmalik8347
@lemuelmalik8347 6 ай бұрын
@@Heronymus.OmDraco the long and short of it is is that the beautiful spiritual complexities that has formulated into religion of Islam is filled with science. Along with some of the other diasporas of spirituality that have formulated into religion. They are not using scientific nuanced vernacular but the science is definitely there and some of the new practitioners and theologians who disseminate these religions some of them know this and let it be known to their audiences or congregations
@solarwa.
@solarwa. 5 ай бұрын
SAME
@leonrodgers9939
@leonrodgers9939 2 ай бұрын
This guy is stinking hilarious!!!! Great job guy! You have an awesome future in comedy! You are one of the best young comedians I have heard!
@bellechannel
@bellechannel Ай бұрын
This guy is amazing. My 3rd time to watch this. I think he is a good soul. Just all love for humanity. ❤ Respect, sir!
@PotrovNivanski
@PotrovNivanski 5 ай бұрын
That final punchline was brilliant "I think that stuff is funny", as that gives the public (myself included) a good mirror to see themselves into. That's what an excellent comedian is about: not only making people laugh, but also making people see dumb behavior reflected.
@RalphNardell
@RalphNardell 6 ай бұрын
Wow, man! Best compliment I can give you - I hadn’t heard of you before and clicked your video while standing in line at the post office. I was laughing so much I got out of line and sat outside to finish the whole set. 😂 Smart, hilarious, fantastic delivery. Awesome stuff, congratulations!
@callmemrsilky
@callmemrsilky 3 ай бұрын
Dude, this was absolutely amazing! I was laughing out loud at every joke the whole way through. Class act.
@hermionegranger5115
@hermionegranger5115 12 күн бұрын
Flawless delivery, creativity, and real experiences!! New legend right here!! Netflix quickly sign a deal plz!
@mackieincsouthsea
@mackieincsouthsea 6 ай бұрын
Really won em round by the middle! 😅 I love when jokes take almost until the next joke to sink in! Class set 👏
@IXvictortwo
@IXvictortwo 6 ай бұрын
He had the crowd in the palm of his hand the entire time, he just won you over when his jokes began to align with your political agenda. That or you’re just painfully slow at processing comedy🤣
@mackieincsouthsea
@mackieincsouthsea 6 ай бұрын
@@IXvictortwo dunno wtf you're talking about? Reaction definitely improved after a few jokes, 100 odd people agree with my comment so maybe you're the slow one here 🤷‍♂️
@calliarcale
@calliarcale 6 ай бұрын
@@IXvictortwo He did, but the jokes do refer back to previous jokes so the effect definitely builds; not all stand-up comics can structure their sets that well.
@Hayanomie
@Hayanomie 6 ай бұрын
Can someone explain the part where he says "my taping!" 10:52
@AlbertBalbastreMorte
@AlbertBalbastreMorte 6 ай бұрын
​@@HayanomieI didn't get it either.
@briansounalath
@briansounalath 6 ай бұрын
He’s good. His stage presence and the ease of his talk. Give him a show! He looks good too.
@MotorcyclePhaedrus
@MotorcyclePhaedrus 6 ай бұрын
Right, you relax with a comedian who is seemingly in control, but in an effortless way. Reminds me of gary chandler
@j.amandagarcia1719
@j.amandagarcia1719 4 ай бұрын
So good. Give this man a Netflix special.
@elishadellios
@elishadellios 2 ай бұрын
Bravo sir!!! Thank you for sharing your shining talent with us all! I wish you all the very Best!
@KarstenJohansson
@KarstenJohansson 6 ай бұрын
This set had every possibility of going off the rails. But it never once did. This is masterful comedy! Not many can make jokes about these subjects without starting a huge fight! 😂
@albertbarie9551
@albertbarie9551 5 ай бұрын
"Confederate flag hijab" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt and I spit iced coffee out my nose.
@RebeccahKahn
@RebeccahKahn 2 ай бұрын
That was so good! Really refreshing sense of humor and perspective. Had me rolling!!!🤣😂🤣 can't wait to see more from this guy 😊
@actualitesovni
@actualitesovni 25 күн бұрын
this guy will be famous soon, he has everything, from the right pace to self mockery, making some points through jokes without lecturing seriously
@Rachel-sg5ub
@Rachel-sg5ub 5 ай бұрын
I didn't want Malik's set to end. Brilliantly hilarious!
@MrJhchrist
@MrJhchrist 6 ай бұрын
Damn, every single setup I was like "There is no way he pulls this one off". Then I'd laugh, and he'd setup another one and I'm like "yeah, that couldn't last".... laughing. Dude just built a mine field and walked us right through it.
@texputter7928
@texputter7928 2 ай бұрын
Glad I stumbled across this one, good stuff! Definitely looking forward to more from Malik.
@andrewazar484
@andrewazar484 11 күн бұрын
This set didn't miss! Ending was perfect. This guy is awesome!
@RockB15
@RockB15 6 ай бұрын
Dude ! You’re just killing it ! Timing, punchlines, wit behind jokes (“only Him can judge me” gold) So refreshing to see new comedians with such maturity! The floor is yours brother 🫶
@simonstebbins3838
@simonstebbins3838 5 ай бұрын
I think this was great. He walks a tightrope with these jokes, but does so skilfully, with a good dose of humility and self-reflection.
@NightMystique13
@NightMystique13 5 ай бұрын
Due to his intelligence-brilliant.
@theplacebeyondthelies2429
@theplacebeyondthelies2429 5 ай бұрын
you should know comedy is being used to deceive the people and dumb them down
@simonstebbins3838
@simonstebbins3838 5 ай бұрын
@@theplacebeyondthelies2429 you should know that your comment is dumb.
@snowburn14yt
@snowburn14yt 5 ай бұрын
@@theplacebeyondthelies2429Really? I thought it was mindless trolls responsible for all that... I suppose some of them are quite laughable, in their simplicity. Does that mean they count as comedians? If so, I suppose you're spot on.
@jooooohn401
@jooooohn401 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@snowburn14yt pay no mind the person you’re replying to is a flat earther working damage control in the comments lmao.
@EasyWind013
@EasyWind013 Ай бұрын
Awesome! I have been stressin life lately and forgot about stand up. I'm glad I reintroduced it with Malik! Gold my dude.
@jadari3213
@jadari3213 3 ай бұрын
I rarely laugh out loud to my phone, too embarrassing, but I couldn't help it! The last one was perfect!
@rayanedemdoum738
@rayanedemdoum738 6 ай бұрын
One of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. Jokes on offensive edges but yet not offensive, rather smart, funny and educational! Good job, keep it up !
@paulseoighemcgee5772
@paulseoighemcgee5772 5 ай бұрын
yep , i agree
@markjones4457
@markjones4457 5 ай бұрын
Yes, these subjects need to be broached in a gentle, compassionate and mature way, and show the similarities our cultures have and that we all love humour. The divine wants us all to be happy.
@joronah8650
@joronah8650 5 ай бұрын
Can't remember the last time I laughed myself to tears. This man should be filling up arenas. I hope I can see him in person someday.
@simpleandsuccess
@simpleandsuccess 3 ай бұрын
Lmao - "Now I make a year, what you make a year. Good Job" too funny
@adamchristensen2648
@adamchristensen2648 3 ай бұрын
Funny bits, all tied together one after the other, with an all time great closer. This is an awesome set.
@philipcatuogno2968
@philipcatuogno2968 6 ай бұрын
I'm not a comedic expert, but this guy is genuinely funny. Soon, he's going to be a household name. Good luck!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that you don't have to be a comedic expert to have a sense of humor. The comedian is the comedic expert who does the heavy lifting for you. All you have to do is laugh....and buy a ticket 🎟️ of course.
@optivitanutrition
@optivitanutrition 5 ай бұрын
comedic expert WTF ? Is that a degree ? 🤣
@borisos9832
@borisos9832 5 ай бұрын
@@optivitanutrition I feel him, the op philip , so many talking about nuances of timing (measured in 100ths of a second) and punchline and setup, and we commoners (me and him, or he and I, okok) ask wth, why so serious about a joke? So for example Jimmy Carr is an expert and even successful, but I can't swallow him, his looks (ok, he himself can't either), the stance, the voice and the edgyness. No timing theory helping there. I click on some videos with him starring (and spend 50 words right here) because of the intriguing titles. The joke with the salute 3:55 -ish is platinum for me, now that's playing with some "taboos" (the finger, army etc) as a "youngster" (he is not that young) and pulling it off effectively.
@BimmerBros
@BimmerBros 6 ай бұрын
This man is going places, he has that comedic timing and great jokes. Should start a podcast if he hasn’t already
@motaharehjadidi5875
@motaharehjadidi5875 Ай бұрын
I'm here again! Worth rewatching every once in a while.
@r3fus32d13
@r3fus32d13 4 ай бұрын
This is one of the best piece of comedy ever!! A perfect mix of self awareness and social commentary. Golden
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