Teaching My GF Size Does Matter...

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@TheBritColl 4 ай бұрын

“Stop yapping and show us your meat, or I’m finna crash out.” lol

@RL_ManicFX 4 ай бұрын

Me when the dude at the deli counter won’t stop having a 30 minute long conversation with every customer in line:

@Lil_spade323 4 ай бұрын

-YXL salah

@LMD123-u6z 4 ай бұрын

@@RL_ManicFXoml 😂

@pengos1639 4 ай бұрын

btw that guy is a popular streamer/youtuber called YXL salah

@Max25670 4 ай бұрын

the actually funny version of "ohio gyatt rizz"

@G-L0NE 4 ай бұрын

“Its Not about size its about how you use it” -Dr Suess

@vnokesCO 4 ай бұрын

Yes! Also, some guys are growers not showers (they're full length when hard).

@makuthreesixty8228 4 ай бұрын

Dr. Suess 😂😂😂😂

@RagenNikole 4 ай бұрын

That had more twists than a Shyamalan movie.

@JerryLantz 4 ай бұрын

Them throwing her off the bridge had me floored lmao

@TheWoodstorm 4 ай бұрын

Better ending than his movies.

@bijorno 4 ай бұрын

Kris and oomp should start a life lessons channel but only preach falsehoods

@GorlWorldComments 4 ай бұрын

everyone hates her

@Epelpaj 4 ай бұрын

Not exactly that, but they do have a shared channel; youtube.com/@nonstoppsyop

@GorlWorldComments 4 ай бұрын

they delete all the comments of people hating her

@Summerxchild9 4 ай бұрын

@@GorlWorldComments what?

@Trinka86 4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah 😂😂😂😂😂

@RL_ManicFX 4 ай бұрын

Size matters when it comes to an ice cold Dr. Pepper, that’s for sure.

@thebaum64 4 ай бұрын

based

@homerodysseus4203 4 ай бұрын

Damn you for making me get a dr pepper

@JakNasty69 4 ай бұрын

Damn, now I actually want a Dr. Pepper but all I got is Sam's Cola

@Known_ErrorMe 4 ай бұрын

When the guys started to harass him to show his meat my reaction was " that's gay😏" and I was right in the end.

@DyingDarkStar 4 ай бұрын

Same lol

@spuzzly 4 ай бұрын

the title lol ALSO KRIS’S HAIR IS SO PRETTY OMG

@GorlWorldComments 4 ай бұрын

they delete all the comments of people hating her

@spuzzly 4 ай бұрын

@@GorlWorldComments rlly?

@Summerxchild9 4 ай бұрын

@@spuzzly no he’s just obsessed with hating on Kris bc he’s jealous he can’t be with oompa

@Max-js1mx 4 ай бұрын

@@GorlWorldCommentsyours is still here lol

@spuzzly 4 ай бұрын

@@Summerxchild9 LMAO

@SHMOKEY501 4 ай бұрын

10:29 im dead that was outta nowhere af lmao

@XxidfkxX 4 ай бұрын

Literally 😭

@CazadorSlayer 4 ай бұрын

Y E E T

@Ben-yz7sx 4 ай бұрын

Dammit i was gonna say that @@CazadorSlayer

@999leorik999 4 ай бұрын

im hipnotized by kris holy shit she is beyond beautiful, uncle oompa secure one of the biggest bags out there tbh.

@ktierarichardson4341 4 ай бұрын

0:06 whoa 😮 Kris’s hair! 🤩 so beautiful.

@theonenamedv 4 ай бұрын

Casper's faces in this I can't 💀 home boy tried to make a new meme face every frame lmaooo

@eurovisionnerd6248 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@benmcreynolds8581 4 ай бұрын

I actually give that dude props for how hard he committed to that

@bobbywogoman7932 4 ай бұрын

Unrealistic! He didn’t slap it around a little bit before she measured it 😂

@FilthTribeFTP 4 ай бұрын

Everyone knows you gotta wake the lil guy up a bit before releasing him 😂

@WalkingPaceWP 4 ай бұрын

Literally the funniest thing that could happen happened throughout this video. It's like we all collectively wrote the script together. Them yeeting her and then start making out 😂

@-jakey- 4 ай бұрын

That last minute went hard af lmao

@blankgaming1215 4 ай бұрын

So this went from pedos to murder to two guys making out at the crime scene

@draculinalilith396 4 ай бұрын

"show us your meat or im finna crash out" is WILD

@JerryLantz 4 ай бұрын

As a Subway employee, this is somewhat normal to me lol

@maddieadams75 4 ай бұрын

“So many crimes committed “ - KK 😂

@blankgaming1215 4 ай бұрын

"Small wiener gang!" My favorite quote ever

@CreatorLovesLegos 4 ай бұрын

Just the fact that YXL Salah was in acting in the vid made tomorrow teaching the superior channel.

@Xen.7.13.14 4 ай бұрын

My best friend watches him and I was like "he looks familiar" then I realized 💀

@CreatorLovesLegos 4 ай бұрын

@@Xen.7.13.14 y’all are real ones fr

@Xezr4X 4 ай бұрын

REAL😭😭🙏

@DudeNamedDude1776 4 ай бұрын

It wasn't until Kris said "We just saw a grown man make out with a child" that I realized what happened there. I was to thrown off by the absurdity of them murdering someone and then kissing. And that dude at the end of the video seemed like it isn't ironic! Wtf is happening!!! And why did I laugh so much?!?!?!?!?!?

@Hoodrich_Wario 4 ай бұрын

Poompa Loompa got taken out back like old yeller

@RainbowSprinklesYT 4 ай бұрын

1:20 NOT ISHOWSPEED PLAYING FNAF SB RUIN- 💀

@SsaasinGonGetchu 4 ай бұрын

Wow Kris you look really good with long hair

@Kallmekris_fan_Xplr_23 4 ай бұрын

Kris’s hair is GORGEOUS

@llachilles7564 4 ай бұрын

Kris shaking her head no omg 6:22

@AMc-xd7dh 4 ай бұрын

you and Kris should play Dungeons & Dragons together for a video

@HelloXrancidkitteh 4 ай бұрын

you need more than 2 players for that lol, plus a Dungeon Master who knows what they're doing.

@AMc-xd7dh 4 ай бұрын

@@HelloXrancidkitteh i understand but they do have friends and you can find a good dungeon master online

@OutOfComfort21 4 ай бұрын

I always see people make fun of flaccid d's, isn't it supposed to be small when it's soft?

@FilthTribeFTP 4 ай бұрын

What? No! The average size soft is at least 6". Anything smaller is considered a micropeen. Why, yers isn't at least 6? 😂😂😂

@michellerhodes5477 4 ай бұрын

@FilthTribeFTP The average size is not 6" soft are you high? Average size is like 3.5" flaccid and 5" hard.

@FilthTribeFTP 4 ай бұрын

@@michellerhodes5477 I'm not high, however, you must often struggle picking up on context and consistently have a hard time picking out when someone is being sarcastic, or joking in general. That's rough.....

@professorscum2107 4 ай бұрын

Thats the difference between a grower and a shower.

@OutOfComfort21 2 ай бұрын

@@FilthTribeFTP bruh mine is AT LEAST 10" soft, 3" hard

@spacebones9709 4 ай бұрын

11:46 I learned to yeet thine enemies.

@jasmindisney8787 4 ай бұрын

Just the fact that she measured soft is insane. Poor kids probably just a grower

@CrystalSkies25 3 ай бұрын

The way at the end the old man made out with the kid after they just threw the girl off the bridge is making me wanna cry 💀😭

@mrknowhere6457 4 ай бұрын

I havent laughed this hard in a while

@D_A86 4 ай бұрын

What a fucking roller coaster 🤣

@aarokorkiakangas 4 ай бұрын

You should watch pt. 2 aswell, the ending is genuienely great.

@DylanCam. 4 ай бұрын

11:17 *Caleb and Kris* 😯 *Me* 😯 *Also me* Oh we have the same facial expressions! *And continues to play the video*

@KIDD1052 4 ай бұрын

You guys got to see part 2 of this story, it's crazy.

@Sbra06 4 ай бұрын

What. The. Hell.. did I just watch. I laughed SO hard when she got yeeted. 😂😂 🌭

@HankChillin 4 ай бұрын

SAMIR😂😂😂😂 he recently made fun of August the duck by calling him August the Fuck 😂😂😂😂

@The_Mad_Zombie 4 ай бұрын

I saw that, it was so funny 😅😅

@HankChillin 4 ай бұрын

@@The_Mad_Zombie 🤣 his response video was amazing

@lucayahellsingtv 4 ай бұрын

-Bro wtf even was that? 😂😂😂 -That's not even what crash out means lmao - "Choose kindness and respect." And choose murder over disrespect apparently. 😂😂😂

@ArtisL1f3 4 ай бұрын

Omg i love kris' hair 😍✨️

@joeyzinx 2 ай бұрын

This is peak comedy.

@Gravedigger933 4 ай бұрын

The longer hair is gorgeous. Yeeesss queen! 🥰🥰

@janridutoit2606 4 ай бұрын

Kris is completly beautiful !! I love her hair.

@William_customz 4 ай бұрын

I love how Kris knows basketball cause it's a Canadian sport 😂😂❤️❤️🫶🏻🫶🏻 love you guys keep it up with the videos

@dsur89 4 ай бұрын

The long hairs just sooo cute you guys have matching curls

@ItsJackson219 3 ай бұрын

While I was watching the bridge scene and I got an ad for MILK💀

@chamberlayne9287 4 ай бұрын

YSL! That's cool af. ALso, love the hair Kris. Long and red suits you well.

@SWolfmoon 4 ай бұрын

11:50 didn't learn a goddamn thing, but it was fugging hilarious....I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.

@Clawsandflames 3 ай бұрын

The fact that at the bridge the white dude was trying so hard not to laugh 😂

@codh3gro 4 ай бұрын

The long hair fits Kris very well

@germyz 4 ай бұрын

If i taught a future gf that size matters shed leave me (she agreed)

@MunchyCardboard 4 ай бұрын

THEY NEED TO WATCH PT 2

@erebus5170 4 ай бұрын

Totally didn't see that ending coming... Thank you for bringing us this great entertainment!

@Sunflower_.Creations 4 ай бұрын

Can Yall please watch part 2??? It somehow gets crazier and I really don't know how. Also, love watching y'all and I don't miss episodes! (Although I do have multiple accounts and sometimes watch the same video on multiple ones).

@Judithsway 2 ай бұрын

If Caleb and Kris get married, my life would be complete

@Defonotme1135 4 ай бұрын

kris looks like a literally Disney princess lol

@BeanCows877 4 ай бұрын

Even though I've already seen another KZbinr (I think Duckydee) react to this, Ima stay to watch them like a child who is just listening to their aunt and uncle tell and gossip about family stories 🙏🙏🙏💀💀

@The_Mad_Zombie 4 ай бұрын

I saw August the duck do it as well

@BeanCows877 4 ай бұрын

@@The_Mad_Zombie oohh nice :)

@Zhaleaa 4 ай бұрын

Random comment, can we all agree Kris’s hair grown out is FKING ADORABLE?!

@Rach_luvs_Marie 4 ай бұрын

It’s not grown out it’s extensions

@Zhaleaa 4 ай бұрын

@@Rach_luvs_Marie yea I noticed that after I wrote the comment lol 😂

@PurplePhantom4 4 ай бұрын

Daddy oompa finna crash out

@bigpetethedog6206 3 ай бұрын

im going to be hittin therapy after this

@The.unnormal.normals 4 ай бұрын

Uncle caleb and auntie kris back at it again💗

@ArtsbyIzzy 4 ай бұрын

Off topic, but Kris's new hairstyle is so gorgeous 🤍😍

@Vivid_Via 4 ай бұрын

Love your hair KallmeKris!!!! And love your hat oompavill!

@Livyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ай бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHH THE HAIR OMG KRIS THAT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

@Lil_spade323 4 ай бұрын

Part 2 is even better

@DoodleDan 4 ай бұрын

10:30 NOTHING could've prepared me for what happens next

@StuartRobertM 4 ай бұрын

Miles straight up murdered Ali, kisses Jacob then sits down. to say "Everybody should be treated with respect." Ali doesn't think he's genuine about that bit.

@fruitbowl174 4 ай бұрын

Oompaville, kallMeKris, and YXL Salah in one video? God had heard my prayers

@wordlife94 4 ай бұрын

3:20 "That's what you do to me....." that is NOT what I thought she was talking about lol

@harrypotter_clips 2 ай бұрын

Please lord dont let this couple ever break up

@coltenshuster327 4 ай бұрын

Y’all should watch part 2

@The_Mad_Zombie 4 ай бұрын

Wait, there is more??? 😮

@coltenshuster327 4 ай бұрын

@@The_Mad_Zombie yes

@The_Mad_Zombie 4 ай бұрын

@@coltenshuster327 OMG what the actual hell did I just watch. It was like a train wreck that I just couldn't look away from 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@coltenshuster327 4 ай бұрын

@@The_Mad_Zombie I KNOW, it was a insane roller coaster of emotions. Now I want a part 3!

@shmungusmookie 4 ай бұрын

YXL Salah probably had the time of his life filming this

@JadenBear 4 ай бұрын

Tomorrow's Teachings has the most wild videos that continuously escalate insanely.

@AshleyCJones2385 4 ай бұрын

Kris the hair!! ✨Slay girlie✨

@oliviamason11 4 ай бұрын

kris’s extensions OMGOSHHHH THEYRE SO PRETTYYYYY

@ZodiacBoi42 4 ай бұрын

Kanel Joseph my favorite (good) prankster just collaborated with tomorrow’s teachings, idk why but it’s great 🤣

@sp00kington 4 ай бұрын

If this is on their YT I can't imagine what's on the Patreon!

@williamhornabrook8081 4 ай бұрын

Dhar Man walked so Tomorrow's Teachings could run.

@Bertus261 4 ай бұрын

Wendy and Dipper from Gravity falls

@TroboTicTac 4 ай бұрын

TRUUUUUE

@BerryAwesomeGod 4 ай бұрын

KRIS I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!!!

@kotten0swe 4 ай бұрын

its a comedy just like something from scary movie

@joeyrapson4814 4 ай бұрын

8:26 didn't know codm made shirts 🎉

@EpicGamerVerse 2 ай бұрын

YXL Salah is a youtuber and twitch streamer that reacted to tomorrows teaching, later after he got a role in a video (2 of them) his main lines in a lot of the videos are "stop yapping and show us your meat, or I'm finna crash out"

@MrRiggle 4 ай бұрын

kris with long hair goes crazy

@xxthewickedkittyxx 4 ай бұрын

man, watching this while high is a whole different experience. felt like a trip towards the end lol

@TBHADDY-d8m 3 ай бұрын

The guy who said “Stop yapping and show us your meat, or I’m finna crash out.” Is a KZbinr and Twitch streamer named @yxlsalah.

@anthonyacuff236 Ай бұрын

They need to watch part two

@cooliostarstache5474 4 ай бұрын

You and Kris HAVE TO watch part 2!!!

@tiffanyrenee4632 4 ай бұрын

low key wish they would have said Tiny Meat Gang. That would have been a hilarious shoutout to Cody Ko and Noel Miller.

@mantis8856 4 ай бұрын

What i learned today is that "Small weiner gang" is a dangerous mafia

@atomickitten4648 4 ай бұрын

what did I just watch? A couch assaulting a student, two for that matter if he did clap the girlfriend and a murder 😂

@TheGuy-is5lh 4 ай бұрын

so real and true and based pilled

@draculinalilith396 4 ай бұрын

they are deadass using like music from rl stines the haunting hour. Thats why the music was crazy XD.

@gemiauraai7362 4 ай бұрын

DAMN There is more plot twists in that one clip more then in my whole life ALSO HOW DOES THE COACH GET AWAY WITH DATING A MOST LIKELY MINOR AND KISSING ONE (even if it's acting still eye brow raising thing to do)