7 TEXTING Rules EVERY Guy BREAKS! | Stop Being Cringey

[@samifendiboy9295]

She didn’t leave you on read, you left her speechless

[@mfk3602]

Lmfaooo😂😂😭💀🙌🏼

[@Starry_Dupree]

U dropped this 👑

[@susheelkumarmedabalemi5840]

yessir

[@gamestone420]

Well it's true, but that's bad for you

[@21LICKA]

i tweeted this on twitter ahaha i forgot who i got this from too but it’s my motto now

[@parthmore6025]

Me : So what’s your favourite movie? Her: K.

[@Shyynzz]

Never seen something more relatable

[@427skies]

She's not interested or you did something. Lol.

[@salisuanas232]

😂😂💔💔

[@davidshoniwa6396]

Felt that on a spiritual level

[@sanele7427]

U should ask what movie is that

[@FilmByTom]

Never in my life has I texted her “Why aren’t you texting me back”

[@mjcolorless2978]

Facts

[@thtboiz9443]

Yeah mostly because I haven't been in a relationship but now I know not to do it.

[@noahknigsfeldt514]

Know a guy who, after texting her that, started asking her friends too. Big oof

[@Mothers_milk]

I'll be honest I said it once

[@AznJsn82091]

In a similar vein, texting "Have you seen my text?" is just as bad

[@myrolorilla]

Texting is easy to do with random girls but it's so difficult when you're actually doing it with "the one" 😭

[@sethmoneygetter]

exactly :/

[@陈晓帆-s2r]

Myro Lorilla totally agree

[@TheRealTact]

Just play them don’t love them because they’ll cheat on you, you can tell when the one you like might have Cheater tendencies also don’t be boring.

[@TeodorUnfiltered]

OMG YES

[@christianvincentpaner1771]

I feel you bro

[@mynutzitchattentiongerard6047]

Somehow, Jose always finds a way to advertise his company😂

[@isaiahibo2319]

Always hahahhaa

[@teamglocky4586]

Ikr😂

[@helloearth2873]

😂

[@winnergaming90]

Facts always

[@doublem8084]

Yeah😅😅

[@jordancarter9001]

unpopular opinion: Texting is much more difficult than speaking in rl

[@davidmandujano3386]

True

[@jorgemedrano9250]

I would say mainly because it allows people to ignore you, change topics, and just be awkward without consequence

[@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more]

texting is easy asf but real life talking sucks and leave me with nothing to say lmao

[@jordancarter9001]

@@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more That dosn't matter. It is about 90% bodylanguage. So if you smile and look confident you already won in many situations.

[@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more]

@@jordancarter9001 my smile is ugly and looks retarded, and i cant fake confidence, game over lol

[@rockiecraft]

im watching this even tho i already have a girlfriend.. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Edit: .....i HAD a girlfriend.

[@gauthamrajan1621]

You lucky bitch

[@bootybandit4799]

Same

[@sairam7887]

Im watching this even i have wife🤣

[@mikaelmaturine6659]

siddharth Mistry nasty bitch 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@demanibrown6762]

Same

[@justinburrell3559]

1. Sending wyd texts 2. Sending goodmorning/night texts 3.Sending ab pics 4.following up after being left on open 5. Asking why she doesn't reply back 7. Texting without a goal in mind

[@louietae9932]

Skipped 6 lol

[@TropicalAsian-1000]

6. Be rich

[@the_guy_with_yeeyee_a_haircut]

I already have a goal in mind 👀👀

[@O_g_]

6: asking her why she doesn’t respond back

[@thc8877]

6 is so bad he had to skip

[@sa5er1234]

Well, tips from my experience: 1) Don't always be nice/rude with them. Try to balance without being offensive, think before you talk and speak. 2) Don't reply quickly. 3) Don't update her with what you doing constantly. add some ambiguity. 4) If you wanna compliment, do it once in a while like once or twice a week. 5) Keep it short and dont write stories.

[@Cortesevasive]

Well, tips from my experience... 1)dont think before you talk- let it flow, it will make your speech more fluent and less scripted, whatever you slip you can fix. The tone and mood of the conversation is much more important than the exact words. What is important is to create the atmosphere where is freedom of expression. 2)Always reply as quick as its convenient for you, the quicker you reply the more likely she is to reply quickly as well, the more progress you can make in the smaller amount of time the better, that forms a habit of intensive communication and further steps become more natural. 3)Always update about what you are doing, she will be invested in your life and will ask about it later, it makes future communication easier. 4)If she is worthy of compliment ... compliment her. Girls love to be rewarded by encouragements, thats the way to let her know. 5)Dont keep it short, It makes her feel more comfortable and provides more substance and the conversation is less generic. Would you enjoy reading a story from her?, yeah probably you would. So why do you think it should be different for her?. If you are secretive and ambiguous she wont trust you and wont open up herself, it will prolong the conversation and it will lose the momentum.

[@riesmitzzu4251]

@@Cortesevasive Now this my man, is good

[@thechildofprophecy99]

@@Cortesevasive 100% what you said man

[@jxtg7717]

@@Cortesevasive yeah my man but there should be a limit if you reply too quickly and tell her everything about what you're up to then it'll make you look like a desperate simp always remember that being mysterious drives women crazy. That's my opinion no offense

[@jxtg7717]

@Displayy yeh i get that

[@unknown1238157]

See, The girl I’m talking to will sometimes text me in 2 seconds and other times leave me hanging. I’m confused as hell

[@tidepod13]

Move on

[@tidepod13]

Only if it stresses you out

[@blueskully6313]

Same. It's just confusing I'm not stressed or anything just like confused.

[@sreeharia9974]

She's using u dude🙄

[@bigginger244]

Felt that on a whole notha level

[@Aminyocheeks]

I text hella girls but it ain’t the same when you texting the one you like😭

[@lilbarco5320]

You proud ? 😂 I text 1

[@eboyeman8457]

Lmao I text nobody

[@rockxmantra]

Man same

[@andrelopez4852]

if this isn’t fax idk what is 😭😭😭

[@rockxmantra]

Andre Lopez shut your bitch ass up

[@afgpielover]

Damn, Jose hates good morning and night texts. Man's is just an afternoon guy.

[@makarand9229]

Burn 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Ismail-lh3bj]

These “I’m so early” comments are getting out of hand

[@kevinbaltarejo1114]

Yeah. Pretty much. 😂

[@xhafts]

homie what are you talking about

[@rohilthomson]

@@damian4491 it's a bot. This dude and his bots are getting out of hand. Report it guys before TMF's comment section becomes cancer.

[@cliffibayjr4653]

Yes sirr

[@ModernDatingMastery]

*Being intentional with texts can lead to deeper connections and more engaging conversations.*

[@edwardsadjaino5803]

Initially thought I wasn't guilty of cringe texting until Jose brought up the "WYD" mistake. Taking notes bruh, taking notes. 😂🙌🏾

[@extradipofhoney6189]

Jose: I sent my fair share of body pics back in the day His wife after watching this video: Sit down, we need to talk

[@nicolasmoreno5568]

To her...

[@SpaghettiRuin]

...

[@fahmidalveeavro8353]

When you are so early that "Ad ends here" cmnts arent even here yet

[@MackMethods]

Published 10 hours ago and still not here. Video summary guy slippin'

[@darren8278]

Playback speed x2 when the ad starts, thank me later.

[@unfilteredsaujash5508]

1st Rule - Don't miss Tmf's video. 2nd Rule - Don't waste a lot of time in overthinking about what you should text. Just text

[@brandonngoume4311]

😂😂😂

[@triples7774]

Miquela Rori Because he wants me 😚

[@triples7774]

Miquela Rori You’re spamming too 😑

[@triples7774]

AdventurousGuy I am but idk her but I hope she’s fake because meninfluencer is my future baby 😘🥰

[@bardiqueendiamondpussy9103]

McKenzie Nahhhhh he’s mines 😒🥺

[@dwaynejohnson9961]

Jose: says anything helpful Me: yea that makes sense Jose: somehow turns it into a ball shaving add Me: 😑

[@RokkitAk]

😂😂😂👍

[@9mnu]

I will never ever change myself or my personality to attract a girl…why always we try our best to attract them why don’t they try their best to attract us….be who you’re and say what you feel cause those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

[@anotherbahamianguitarplayer]

What you said was stupid

[@philinc8065]

@@anotherbahamianguitarplayer hater

[@tomasxu3142]

Philosophic

[@barewormzzz]

How about just gravitate toward each other naturally. I agree no one need to change themselves to attract others.(unless it's absolutely needed.) But you do you I guess.

[@davidalabi9012]

ACTUALLY HE'S NOT TELLING US TO CHANGE OUR PERSONALITY, HE'S HELPING US TO BE THE BEST VERSIONS OF OURSELVES 👍

[@stdew07]

"Sorry I fell asleep. lol" the ultimate PTSD inducing reply.

[@mindaugask_]

Obviously cheating lol

[@aidenwhelan3973]

Ahaha that’s what my crush said

[@YashBhatter]

*Oh man, this is ULTIMATE. Make sure you watch this video instead of just reading the comments.* *Thank you TMF* 💯

[@kevinbaltarejo1114]

When you're so early that not even the summary guy is here.😜😅

[@triples7774]

Miquela Rori Yea he really is 😯

[@mixercap8546]

Miquela Rori you’re so insecure that’s you have to make a fake KZbin account, to act like a girl and promote your channel then call your self cute. smh

[@kevinbaltarejo1114]

@@mixercap8546 Oh! Fuck off!

[@rohilthomson]

@@mixercap8546 😂😂 that's what I like to see....another proud TMF SQUAD boi trying to stomp out the cancer. Please report all the self promoting comments from Meninfluencer's bots.

[@mixercap8546]

Kevin Baltarejo what? I wasn’t even talking to you

[@StreamSnickerCuts]

I just realized ive been making all the mistakes🤣

[@Fabian-nh9qm]

Me too😂😅

[@andytays4547]

Why boys why🤣

[@rinaldohricko]

I love this from him😂 He: Don't send shirtless pictures to her Also he: is letting US see how he showers Love from Belgium 🇧🇪

[@abhiramiparameswaran2000]

Yep......

[@matejkrajina141]

last time I was this early, Jose wasn't that type of Zuniga

[@profesionalnitrenersalicen7022]

Yooo hrvat

[@OBrianSays]

😭😭😭😂

[@Marrk001]

@@profesionalnitrenersalicen7022 yoooooo

[@LeskoJibbit]

Yooo susjedi

[@profesionalnitrenersalicen7022]

@@LeskoJibbit haha, svugdje nas ima :D

[@ckchris6459]

Jose in 2019: send her gm and gn and she’ll think your the sexiest man on earth, Jose in 2020: NO DONT

[@kingkb6464]

There's that girl who I'm 100% sure she's having a crush on me.. She should probably watch this video instead😂

[@TheRealTact]

U get her?

[@mowliidmohamed7133]

how that went papi chulo?

[@kkindakrazy]

So how did it go?

[@xsavitarx2141]

@@kkindakrazy he probably doesn’t like her…

[@bars1011]

I felt the roasts on a spiritual level

[@Kabirkhan-ev2ws]

Triple KILL

[@LawrenceAdams13]

This brought back so many “what was I thinking” moments 😂

[@chriss3522]

Yes it does, yes it does.

[@stevetorres6300]

The “read 4:15” hit me in the intro 🤣

[@tranium67]

McKenzie why is everyone talking about him lol😂

[@yeslow7482]

Koolkid 67 Meninfluencer made like 5 accounts to promote himself

[@Inferno45]

I still dont get it??

[@justalostsoul2130]

@@yeslow7482 seen more than that

[@yeslow7482]

Just a lost soul Maybe 7 then

[@mbp5863]

Pro tip for better vids: don’t text her this, instead do this... Tell what we shouldn’t do. Then tell what we should do instead.

[@Hamza-tk6it]

You got that right, that’s what’s missing in the video

[@Kyojei]

Nigga what

[@Beingsapien1]

This sounds more like a 7 min ad for his products....

[@Spacepotato9000]

Thx for the man scaped offer! Mines underway

[@Kamvalethu_10]

0:48 - don't send her a text saying "what you doing" 1:27 - good morning and good night texts 1:55 - don't ever send a girl a picture of your body or your banana 4:33 - don't follow up after she texted 5:00 - never ask her why she doesn't respond 5:50 - don't text without having a goal in mind

[@sanchithhs6267]

“ My shower routine “ next Jose please!🙏🏻

[@fredyreyes9719]

There a video from two years ago there

[@sanchithhs6267]

Fredy Reyes we are in 2020

[@pratikshah2599]

Will we see a rematch with Alpha when lockdown fully ends

[@segenajero162]

2:01 "this is like a pg-13 dick" This line Makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

[@commandoed9317]

I got manscaped jose, I used the code... love your content, keep it up

[@thomasdunne5101]

Didn't watch Jose for a while nice to see he still spends a minute talking about sponsors

[@japanesegrandpa]

Me:🤧 time to sleep Jose: hold up, here are 7 TEXTING RULES THAT EVERY GUY BREAKS!

[@StatusWorld-pe6me]

Same

[@gowonmohamed1752]

Fr bruv😂😂😂

[@japanesegrandpa]

Gowon Mohamed ahahaha

[@charleswhitefullbusteruchi1972]

me who hasn't even mustered up the courage to text my crush: this dude's spitting facts

[@johnkalliatakis3263]

Jose is the kind of Zuniga to tell a girl how she should be responding to guy’s texts

[@ciprianaig0468]

Good one

[@segenajero162]

1:37 "she only wants to see these from the guy that she's crushing on" This line hit us very hard😂😂😂

[@omarijohnson4988]

I was so in-tuned to the vid I didn’t realize I was watching his sponsor until it was over

[@jackoconnell3851]

*you know your early when the summary guy isn’t here🔥*

[@johnkalliatakis3263]

Haha

[@quwanpowell2530]

😂😂😂

[@IcyBlueberries]

You know you’re early when nobody is complaining about meninfluencer

[@patrick0c0nnell]

Hahaha

[@orisha2310]

😂😂😭

[@CheemengFyne]

You got to look like a “Greek God” first 😂🔥

[@tristankittoe4565]

Man said entertain them but when u talk to them without ever meeting them in rl that’s kinda hard I can’t lie 🤣

[@aromafromheaven]

Great video

[@aerondikitanan1600]

Jose is killing it with that style

[@Nothing6nothing9]

Not a guy, just a socially awkward girl that doesn’t know how to start a conversation with the person that I really want to talk to even though we have so much in common to the point that we’re practically the same person. Update: We’re dating, I asked him out on June 5th and she said yes. :)

[@jayrom12]

Whhatt??

[@Nothing6nothing9]

@@jayrom12 Are you confused about the use of pronouns? My partner is genderfluid. :)

[@jayrom12]

@@Nothing6nothing9 oh ok I was jus confused on the update part.

[@tomasxu3142]

Cool ig

[@Phantom-ev1lo]

Uhh why does it say, “she said yes.” Aren’t you a girl??.

[@greenbeargamer]

Day 16 of 300 Push-Ups done, as always thx Jose... Keep motivating me and others during this Quarantine

[@HeMannedUp]

Alpha uploaded a similar video too! What's going on? 😂

[@ministrs]

Treat her like a celebrity and she'll treat you like a fan.

[@tonymuro2834]

Good video needed to see this.

[@thenewone4812]

When I send my top less pic with showing strap of my underware "MENSACPE"(I don't know the spelling any way) She: wow you look hot,I love you

[@jaikapur]

Damn straight 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CallmeTembo]

I really appreciate you brother, They ask me 'who is role model!?'.. Me: Jose is my mirror... Thank you bro i really proud of myself 💯

[@amitpandya350]

hey jose I just gotta say your videos give me a lot of confidence and even though these are some rough times your vids make me pretty happy :)

[@Spliffy8]

homie was his own ad before his own video, respect

[@alphaherocamo8689]

thanks jose you are our hero

[@UnmatchedMotion]

😂😂😂”Greek God” had me rolling

[@T3XACAN0]

He is the GREEK GOD!!!! Him rating himself 3.3/5 is bullshark!

[@whatthefun834]

Well I've been watching Jose since a long time..and the fact is that the skill of having that flawless conversation (actually it's not always flawless 😂) with a girl and being that confident dude..these all traits come with practice...and it takes time...but BELIEVE IN JOSE.. SEARCH HIS CHANNEL OUT FOR SUCH CONTENT.. BECAUSE THIS WORKS! I'M MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT MYSELF NOW🤷🏻‍♂️😂😎 THANK YOU TO MY BOY JOSE...YOU CHANGE LIVES MAN !

[@angelinatorrens854]

Story time: my sister was in her teens and was playing truth or dare at the pool. She dared a girl to go up to the lifeguard and told him he glistens like a Greek god...Jose right girls respond to that. (And I can confirm that lifeguard was a 10.)

[@williamsurratt9810]

This man really always finds a way to plug these products no matter what the video is

[@mickeygarcia2331_]

These text messages are so true and we do mistakes like these every time

[@nobetashere5608]

This dude legit just pulled out texts from my phone at the beginning 😭🤦‍♂️

[@rjtv5359]

“My PTSD starting to kick in so I gotta get high” lmao

[@mayankbarnwal4467]

Jose calling himself a three out of five. Le me: Let's fight for the -1 slot.

[@robbsontjiwemu1997]

Draaa this guy is a natural

[@alexsmyro]

This is the best sponsor plug I've ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@k.luison7968]

I’m dead , he says“look like a gorilla or a cave man “ 😹😹😹damn

[@bodo2485]

When he said she will respond to you in seconds if I was the guy of her dreams my face went 😳😶🥴🥺😊

[@teddymilkthrish7691]

I could actually *feel* Jose's pain at the beginning

[@JoshZimba-fp1uw]

So much personality in this video

[@jamescrawford4021]

Bro you add add in was so good I got the manscape right away

[@invalism1931]

that moment when you've done all 7 of these things and STILL think you're a stud

[@GammerBrahh]

God dammit the realness of this man is unreal

[@smeefyzeus7078]

I'm so early, Jose roasting simps 😂😂

[@lightkimichi6098]

Love the manscape advertisement ❤😂

[@princepaul9977]

Always on point again. For those that clicked, 'dislike', I bet they were angry their mistakes were said. Common, we are on the same shoes. Just learn and move on.

[@shashankkaveti6894]

"Are you even getting my texts lol XD?"

[@TheRealTact]

😂😂 instant friend zone

[@F.elip3]

Jose always finds a way to advertise any of his many companies on his videos lol 👌🔥💯😂

[@rubenrodriguez5020]

He does not own manscape...he is only the image of the company.

[@hrrtjs]

We’ve known each other for about 6 months because of school but we haven’t really talked to each other yet. I’m a boy btw. “SHE” got my snap from her cousin (my friend) and we’ve sent each other like 4 texts in the past few days until yesterday, I asked her what her name was, and she told me. I complimented her on her name and then after that the power in our city went out... Idk anymore if she’s just ignoring me or if she doesn’t have power so it’s just making me really irritated. Idk what to do anymore. She usually replies within a few hours but it’s been a day and a half now since I complimented her but still no reply. I don’t think i really bugged her bc 1. She wanted my snap 2. She might be playing hard to get. I know she likes me because she is the one who asked for my snap but idk if she just likes me as a friend or as something more. Can somebody help me?

[@randylavador1936]

thank you , Jose

[@christianvincentpaner1771]

TF?! I've broken every single rule! Now i know why she's not texting me back?! Urgh! So dumb of me!

[@talha_.siddiqui]

lmao side note: u arent really bad looking so dont worry too much just change your approach

[@frossenfrukt8823]

Make more videos on how to text girls, cause I have no clue

[@harshalchai]

If we should not text her Good morning, nor Hey, then how should we start a conversation :). ?????

[@premk5080]

jaunde na bhawa.. nahi patnar tula😖😖

[@prabhavatiangarkar6604]

@@premk5080 😂😂

[@CalvinJamesJr]

Texting is to set dates in my opinion. I’m not trying get you know your life story via text

[@xTrthz]

we in quarantine

[@joelmiller2601]

yea set up a date 2 months in advance right?

[@CalvinJamesJr]

Joel Miller I’m still going on dates now. Stop living in fear and stop making excuses. Excuses are for the weak.

[@joelmiller2601]

Dating Advice From A Car Salesman Nearly everything was closed mid-March and the entirety of April. It is mid-May, and thus nearly two months have passed. That’s why I said “yeah set up a date two months in advance right?” I’m not talking about now. Now restrictions are being relaxed and things are opening up slowly for said date. People have been texting for the past two months not to set up dates, just to pass the time. Now is a different story. So get off your high horse bull when you can’t see how stupid your original comment was in relation to the current global situation.

[@CalvinJamesJr]

Joel Miller I was setting and going on dates since this started. I don’t make excuses I make things happen. Stop living in a box and learn how to operate outside of it. If you want to continue this discussion. We can go on Instagram live and have a debate. But seeing as your probably to afraid to show your face. You’ll probably say something like you don’t have an IG.

[@tsepangmabusa8661]

Jose really helped for the beginning a convasation

[@erickelguero8757]

This man Jose has the smoothest and slickest transitions for adds 😂

[@simike6]

I’m watching the intro and wondering how he about to advertise manscape

[@aaronxoe1814]

I got a girl via ig, even without these tips Just try to be simple and classy. 🙏

[@Sarkaruz]

Jose the type of Zuniga who wants his brothers to text a girl like a pro

[@waryful3]

*_She didn't left you on read, you left her speechless..._*

[@yahiakantour4384]

Jose , You are a savior 💯

[@f3rnandope529]

When you're so late that you run into pure "im so early comments"

[@raulvillarreal7918]

Something all men should be doing is invest in themselves by watching Techmensfashion videos.

[@frugalskin]

Tips from a gay man: be genuine and sincere. If you're trying to get something from her, your text will not be received well.

[@goldenhd9656]

Fr

[@JjJj-ji7uu]

Ha gay

[@olimoss5300]

@@JjJj-ji7uu shut up I bet u still live in your mums basement

[@sylvesterbensylver5450]

@@olimoss5300 😂😂

[@bluebacon1169]

The last tip about the goal is actually mega important

[@pavsofficial4284]

5:20 My ego is higher than the empire state so im proud to say ive never done this