TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP by JT Music - "Meet The Crew"

Subscribe for More Music ▶ jtmch.co/SubJT
Check out our Merch ▶ shop.jtmusic.co/
*Song Download Links Below*
We revisit and remaster one our classic songs, which is about all the characters of Team Fortress 2. Thank you to Razzlet for animating this video.
Download Links
iTunes ▶ jtmch.co/2FyXhXM
Spotify ▶ jtmch.co/2FyYj66
GooglePlay ▶ jtmch.co/2IioBvn
Amazon ▶ jtmch.co/2DiIU8n
Animated by Razzlet ▶ / mrfyri
Want to See our videos early?! Become a FIRST Member ▶ jtmch.co/JTMFirst
Use Referral Code "JTM"
***********************************************
Follow us on Twitter! ▶ jtmch.co/JTMTwitter
Like us on Facebook! ▶ jtmch.co/1rojUWT
Follow our Instagram ▶ jtmch.co/JTMInsta
Powered by Xidax. Check out custom PCs here! www.xidax.com/jtmusic
Want to use our music? Read this first: jtmch.co/2OybPuA
TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP by JT Music - "Meet The Crew"

[@joelow7879]

Once my school was doing a talent show, and this kid deadass started singing scouts verse. I didn't know how to feel

[@axoofthelotls23]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@axoofthelotls23 do you mispelled your name on purpose or...? (*soldier)

[@axoofthelotls23]

@@Cyrogenesis. no, but for embarrassing reasons I'll say I did

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@axoofthelotls23 ok

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

That's kinda cringe ngl

[@hackersagainsttoxics3263]

engineer: *is blu* red sentry: seems legit

[@scarcetortillia7004]

lmao

[@This-is-not-K]

That engineer is a spy

[@ember2933]

@@This-is-not-K The Sentry is a Spy!

[@ricardomaldonado5249]

mann vs machine in a nutshell

[@laxmo5504]

another tf2 bug i guess

[@alchemystgames3229]

Fun Fact: The classes' verses in this rap are arranged in order, from scout to spy, offense to defence then support.

[@random_orange]

No demo is after heavy in this

[@SnowflakeNix]

​@@random_orangeYea that always kinda bugged me but it slaps nonetheless

[@vexywatmusic4163]

2nd verse is backwards, should go demo heavy then engi but it's the other way around

[@TheNateNado]

I'm 90% sure the only reason engie is fourth and demo is sixth in is cus they couldn't work a demo verse that led to heavy and then heavy into engie

[@SPG69]

@@vexywatmusic4163doesn’t matter song is still a banger

[@jucathedog]

It's incredible how TF2 never dies, no matter how much time has passed since it's been made

[@shoutaaizawa2469]

Tf2 community: what..... Valve created who created the bots: look i know it sounds bad- Tf2 community: *#savetf2* *#savetf2* *#savetf2*

[@TGamer-bz9uj]

Minecraft and Tf2 are never gonna die

[@Dyn4m1t3_.]

Honestly the only think that could replace it would probably be an updated version with more modern graphics but about it tbh it’s just such a timeless game

[@superIdiotstudios2.0]

@@TGamer-bz9uj Fr man, they're too big to die

[@cartoonrat5350]

Ye I think it may not get any updates but it will live

[@TheColombianSpartan]

'I do not require brains or technique' also Heavy: *has a literal PhD in russian literature*

[@theyofmanynames]

With the fact that Heavy is actually very smart, I interpret that line as Heavy feeling like his intelligence is wasted on those dumb BLU babies, so why bother with technique?

[@smc4953]

Soldier is the stupidest out of all of them

[@CatboyRanger]

@@smc4953 Yah no you're correct

[@noname-do5wo]

@@smc4953 I don't know pyro is pyro

[@amfvideos6810]

I don't think it's canon that he has a Russian Literature P.H.D. because it was said in a fanmade game.

[@Suavesttt]

1:48 "Do not touch cause this stuffs expensive" Engineer: *sits on top of sentry*

[@JupiterJ0S3PH]

Not to mention he also blew it up.

[@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232]

The Engi is a SPY

[@NazNar]

@@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232 yeah because hes blue not red

[@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232]

@@NazNar i know

[@NazNar]

@@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232 E

[@MrSteve4726]

I could only understand one of Pyro's line (I believe they recorded the lines and just highly muffled it) and it was "Welcome to Pyroland"

[@fedethegreat88]

The earlier version has lyrics, the first line says "Welcome to my magical Candyland"

[@mikethegoo]

"Welcome to a magical candyland Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves eachother Come and spread the cheer (AHHH FIRE FIRE AHHHH!!!)" I hope this helped

[@kayden-jamesgaudette-sulli5127]

Yes

[@Bendana11]

​@mikethegoo Saved me there

[@mikethegoo]

@@Bendana11 no problem!

[@Uttp.Notroll]

1:47 Fun fact: The reason the Engineer was BLU was because he died and had a long respawn time, so Spy had to disguise as Engi, thus the sentries not attacking the Engi.

[@averageplaystationenjoyer2082]

The engie waiting to respawn: its eternity in there

[@TibetTibet-fi1jh]

​@@averageplaystationenjoyer2082average 2fort Experince

[@AriGenser]

@@TibetTibet-fi1jh Emesis blue I say, what a horror movie

[@TibetTibet-fi1jh]

@@AriGenser emesis blue is inspired from very long spawn times in 2fort actually

[@AriGenser]

@@TibetTibet-fi1jh I’m very well aware of that

[@garythemoth8049]

Engi: This stuf is expensive. Also Engi: Haha, centry go BOOM

[@WhatIsIsWhat]

It red too it confusing

[@bryenorellana1042]

He just picked up some metal

[@WhatIsIsWhat]

Engi is blue biut his sentry look red so me think the animator is tired

[@OdysseusJourney]

@@bryenorellana1042 but unless he had had at least 30 extra metal on him he couldn't make another one since I believe a sentry actually costs 130 metal

[@professionalclown7166]

sentry (:

[@JupiterJ0S3PH]

Fortnite is for kids Overwatch is for men TF2 is for gods

[@cake4399]

*paladins is for kids

[@Arcktick69]

@@cake4399 then fortnite is for unborn fetuses

[@zlyka604]

TF2 is for Mann

[@aiden-the-memer6850]

Tf2 is for *MANN*

[@Aizenong]

fortnite is for newborns lmao

[@user-wl9pm7ch8g]

I don't know, if you noticed, but every mercenary has their own unique musical instrument in the background of their part, and i am in love with Engie's one. It is like a country, but played on the rock guitar and at the same time has the vibe of "more guns". And it's also fits his personality as good as it sounds. I definitely love his part

[@tadtheawesome]

I’m legit Scottish. Demo’s bagpipes with the bass in the back was 🤌

[@ThatGreenN2]

​@@tadtheawesomecomment never finished😔

[@epicwubbox-sd2hv]

Y’know, the engineer background part kinda reminds me of that one Saul good man meme (the one where the camera gets different angles of his face by kinda pivoting*

[@metl6929]

But for some reason they just abandon that idea when they get to the support classes. It's the same bassline for all of them.

[@ThePikminCaptain]

0:00 Intro 0:19 Scout 🦋🇺🇸 0:38 Soldier 🚀🇺🇸 0:57 Pyro 🔥🌈🏴‍☠️ 1:21 Chorus I guess 1:40 Engineer 🛠️🇺🇸 2:00 Heavy🔫💪🇷🇺 2:24 Demoman 💣🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2:43 Chorus Again I guess 3:02 Medic ⛑️🇩🇪 3:21 Sniper 🏕️🇦🇺🇳🇿 3:40 Spy 🕵️‍♂️ 🇫🇷 4:00 Outro Chorus

[@kaylebphillip3183]

Thanks😂

[@puturnamhere5658-gk7sl]

Bro you forgot to put whiskey emoji on demo man

[@puturnamhere5658-gk7sl]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍺 I couldn't find the bomb one

[@ThePikminCaptain]

@@puturnamhere5658-gk7sl done

[@fqnoqetuoetgon]

i mean because spy is last i thought spy sung this whole thing

[@realsaibanetto]

1:41 Engie: Blu Sentry and dispenser: Red THOSE BUILDINGS ARE SPIES!

[@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917]

or the engie is a spy.

[@fortressteam2]

Don't forget the chair. It has a red umbrella

[@penguinsocks1070]

And the umbrella

[@mudkipman7204]

The chair is a spy

[@spyperneer7399]

THAT ENGINEER IS AN ENGINEER

[@Drip_Vader]

Blu scout: exists This rap: and I took that personally

[@andreacope820]

Mainly pyro by mistake

[@thedbdentity2102]

Kboom

[@indeed2207]

No one like scouts, that's written in tf2 rules, and you accepted them. 👍

[@DARKANDGRIDDY1984]

@@indeed2207 my fav character is scout.

[@theultimatemememaster9376]

@@indeed2207 I like Scout

[@Explosive_man]

Frends are temporary But TF2 is eternal

[@user-nb2qv4ru7d]

5 years and yet it still is one of the best tf2 songs ever

[@catherinemesuelo1219]

Trueeeee

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

Sentry: *Shoots a disguised spy* Me: That’s illegal.

[@ansrfururactions]

Not if said disguised spy decloaks in its line of sight.

[@subjectsovietdelta9171]

@@ansrfururactions disguise isn't cloak

[@ansrfururactions]

@@subjectsovietdelta9171 I know, I meant that if you decloak when disguised in front of a sentry.

[@MatcraftThe567th]

Did you notice that the engie is blu but the sentry is red

[@lastfullast8819]

Quoting Sniper’s verse: ‘I’m a professional, you’re a joke!’. Engineer is a gadgeteer genius, tracking a pretentious idiot in stupid costume for him would’ve been quite easy.)

[@Tyranitar.]

I love how every class has a different instrument in the background.

[@Tyranitar.]

scout: rock, offensive, loud, cocky, just like him. soldier: stereotypical army music. pyro: baby music. engineer: *electric* guitar. heavy: metal. demo: bagpipes and other scottish instruments. medic has the same instruments as the chorus idk sniper is the same spy: "french" music

[@g-Rex_a_saurus_rex]

I didn’t notice that thank you

[@shadow_boy1251]

@@Tyranitar. You forgot sandvich for heavy

[@professorbrainstorm344]

@@Tyranitar. no scout is bonk

[@eazy2lawyer851]

The medic has music tubes made of aluminum. They’re rare but it’s easy to find the sounds online. Sniper had an Australian guitar which sounds slightly different than an acoustic

[@naynahatwar12]

0:47 I'll never look at soldier the same again after this

[@pvzfan1260]

I like how heavy sets on top of a blu scout eating his sandwich nice references to meet the scout

[@ChrisPalma]

Who still plays tf2??? I do

[@camoking3605]

Me

[@stickmangaming8740]

Im gonna play it when my dad buys me a computer

[@paladinoflight3817]

me

[@plaguedoctor7834]

I play roblox tf2 is kinda boring a little bit

[@stickmangaming8740]

Charles Anjo Ragos me too

[@-Wayla-]

1:46 Blu Engineer, Red Sentry.. Seems legit

[@-Wayla-]

+outlastman games Yeah

[@ShadowFenix]

ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!

[@-Wayla-]

+ShadowsPhoenix Oh shiiii

[@baronnexus8524]

THAT SENTRY IS A SPY

[@-Wayla-]

+Rook You win

[@Jumbatato]

Gordon Ramsay was an amazing voice actor for pyro, he was on the spot

[@ThumbsUpWhatever1]

lol

[@mounaaboulghallat4359]

Bruv

[@Jumbatato]

@@mounaaboulghallat4359 it’s a joke on how pyro doesn’t say anything

[@Jumbatato]

@@mounaaboulghallat4359 it’s SATIRE

[@Lord-of-The-Crabs]

Pyro does have actual lyrics, there are words you can understand with their body language

[@gunbreon9309]

This is probably the scariest rendition of medic.

[@achromaticghost3204]

to be fair medic is deranged

[@Logan2t]

@@achromaticghost3204he not dérange medic is fucking crazy he made a contract with satan

[@MrDaddy-ym1li]

"I'm a professional your a joke" Dayum that's a nice line if you wanna roast someone

[@denyhaguilar679]

"Be polite." He said. "I'm a professional, you're a joke!" He said.

[@shadow_boy1251]

Again, humor based on my pain.

[@justicewong3464]

I mean pkeas mate show some respect

[@yuki8085]

apparently professional enough to write "I'm" but not professional enough to know the difference between "your" and "you're"

[@NatsukiTheHeavyMain]

He said that line and immediately said "show some respect"

[@ma.sherryp.tripole6370]

0:46 Soldier: "Helmet so low I can hardly SEE" Auto generated captions: *"hELMEt SoLO GuiTAR PLAYS aM"*

[@_Nordwind_]

Also: "This rap is kind of over to Hawaii"

[@liamryantrinanes753]

Mine is jarvis solo plays am

[@chaosinsurgency5231]

For me it said forward Jarvis irpg helmet solo gutair plays em all

[@Tyranitar.]

"the crazy dudes of Kiev Charles"

[@txny-fusion2215]

sniper, dawn from the air bag 80$

[@JaedonTYG]

Voices Rates - Rap Rates - Video Rates Intro & Animation - 7/10 Scout Voice - 8/10 Soldier Voice - 9/10 - R.I.P Rick May - [We can't forget the Legend, He went out to fight just like a Real soldier - Dead Reason: COVID - 19: Heart Gave up] Pyro Voice - Unknown/10 - [If anyone doesn't understand, so go to Old video of the JT Music TF2 Meet the crew, there's Lyrical] [Funny Part of Pyro: *Anyone Speaking by Wearing optical mask but You can't understand, and the reaction* - *The Brains Universe Meme] Short Rap - 9/10 Engineer Voice - Infinity/10 - [ABSOLUTELY REAL VOICE OF ENGINEER] Heavy Voice - 6/10 Demoman Voice - 6/10 (Same Short Rap) Medic Voice - 8/10 Sniper Voice - 9/10 - Sniper Rap - 9/10 Spy Voice - 8/10 - Spy Rap - 8/10 (SAME SHORT RAP - DAMN IT) Video - 10/10 - [The Animation It was fantastic like a real TF2 Moves, Love to you're editor's]

[@imakcontent]

Thank you for all this information

[@al3xir9269]

Spy: has a disguise Blu sentry: somehow knows they are red 2:56

[@blood4291]

Engineer : Don't touch this stuff expensive *HE SITS ON THE SENTRY AND DESTROY'S IT*

[@arson5533]

friend that's tf2 in a shell nut

[@majesticalmike290]

Thomas Ingram I see you are a class of mann as well

[@arson5533]

@@majesticalmike290 ok

[@arson5533]

@BetaVista OK that makes sense

[@arson5533]

Here is another one how the hell does heavy hold his gun with that one hand!

[@Langodan]

I love how different the background music is in their individual sections. It really shows and matches their personalities.

[@clayd4098]

I just noticed that

[@crusaderzim]

pyro: maniac his theme: twinkle twi-

[@JM-uf6dp]

medic and scout are the only ones to have the same background score but medic has the "insanity" part

[@timothy2202]

MPHMHPMHOLY HMHMMHPPHM

[@Soldier_Sprout]

@@crusaderzim*do you believe in magic*

[@sledger-fd5gi]

Lyrics: --------- (scout part) I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? --------- (soldier part) About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes --------- (pyro part) Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do --------- (engineer part) Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead --------- (heavy part) Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich ่ Ok, I'm good --------- (demoman part) Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose --------- (medic part) I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! --------- (sniper part) Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' --------- (spy part) You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick --------- (everyone) This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do!

[@gkatipalli]

Little did demo know the bottle was empty 2:29

[@frostyirl6694]

Still remember the lyrics after 2 years what a piece on nostalgia

[@glitchygoose4376]

I remember them from the first version, 6 years ago

[@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095]

haha, nostalgia go brrrrrr

[@tijanaivic3787]

Yes

[@Thecloaker_]

“I’m still worthy!”

[@frostyirl6694]

@@glitchygoose4376 yah at the time I forgot the og

[@inhumanthots4921]

1:40 Blu engineer Red sentry/dispenser *Wait that's illegal*

[@satt47-74]

*THAT SENTRY AND DISPENSER ARE SPIES!*

[@maplesyrup6529]

And his chair

[@thedripcritic9379]

And the Rancho relaxo. I bet Blu Engi just mugged the red engi for his stuff.

[@junk2422]

I am the spy *backstabs everyone*

[@Movin2DBiit]

spy: THERE ONTO US LETS GET OUTTA HERE (DISPENSER GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) RUN BOB RUN (SENTRY GROWS LEGS AND RUNS) FASTER BOB FASTER

[@Cute-furry]

wait why does blue engi have red sentry's?

[@ReturntoSender21]

average 2fort match:

[@AgentGaming07]

2:35 "So keep your distance" Wow...a black Scottish cyclops predicts the future

[@flying_gorilla8069]

“... and I carry traditional weapons. I’LL BLOODY YOU UP WITH AN AXE!!!” Should we be worry?

[@mistylover7398]

@@flying_gorilla8069 can he 🪓 you a question?

[@MysteryGeek2006]

@@mistylover7398 Is this a bad pun or what

[@mistylover7398]

@@MysteryGeek2006 🤷‍♂️

[@duychung3314]

demo: "so keep your distance" me: *run straight into his face so he'll get selfdamage when he launch his grenade

[@icetide9411]

The best lyrics are Pyro's. So much passion, such emotion, such intensity. It was inspiring

[@marialuisapalominorelaiza2509]

Thanks

[@snorpus]

@@EleanorandFriends8631 technically using they/them would make them trans

[@AverageProto]

@@snorpus or it could consisdered non-binary 🗿

[@snorpus]

@@AverageProto "it" lmfao

[@vuzarre]

@@EleanorandFriends8631 Please shut up.

[@DevinTownsend-fg1xs]

6 years later and this song is still awesome.

[@SinkMuncher]

Who here in 2024?

[@ArloDoesThings]

✋

[@Juiceygaming]

Me

[@ChrisOvando]

Me

[@swest1790]

Right here ❤

[@solofdragons6446]

Right here broski

[@asandwich4666]

Everyone: *saying a blu engineer has red buildings* Me: *notices that the blu demo fired a red pill*

[@damianranew9214]

Blu Pyros flamethrower was red

[@orbitsour2253]

Blood possibly, Damian.

[@kostelbordel3475]

Reeeeeeee

[@meistermonsieur6954]

Would you rather blame the blu engineer that a has red machine or the red pill from the demo

[@bonniethebunny7018]

The pill isn't even on screen that long

[@wackyboi7540]

Anyone talking about how heavy can hold his minigun with one hand

[@griffinkulow1796]

Good question...

[@paulgoldsmith6504]

Where is Reaper, Doomfist, Widowmaker and Moira?

[@thomaspearson9191]

Sombra what are you doing in tf2 go kill junkrat or someone

[@averagecustodes2562]

Well he is heavy weapons guy what kind of heavy weapons guy would he be if he could not lift his heavy weapon

[@samiojala5211]

No

[@plaguster]

I love how every character has a stroke for a bit in the animation, thats what i like about old tf2 animations, i love this song

[@dog-oi8sm]

Sentry: *shoots spy while he is disguised* Me: impossible

[@reachyboi3953]

imagine how much fucking cooler this song would be if they hired the actual Team Fortress 2 voice actors. Edit: yes people I am aware that Rick May has tragically passed away due to Covid-19. You all stay safe now and don't forget to wash your hands

[@average-art3222]

agree :D

[@JupiterJ0S3PH]

The voices are still pretty impressive! They sound spot on!

[@redapplesauce8091]

My mind would explode! 🤯

[@redapplesauce8091]

Good impressions though. 👍🏻

[@michaelbuchanan1118]

@@JupiterJ0S3PH not scouts no offense just saying

[@star-notplatinum4200]

Engie: "Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive" Also Engie: *Self-Destruct*

[@BOT_CORP]

His goals are beyond our understanding

[@thehonoredone2361]

Haven't played tf2 in a long time however I still come by here to remember the good times of being a Pyro main who's home was 2fort.

[@Hw99796]

3:16 When the kid reminds the teacher about homework

[@mtz6180]

i cant believe Rick May’s death has been 7 months already stay safe, soldier..

[@axoofthelotls23]

*salutes*

[@darrlyl1]

"Stay Frosty" -Soldier

[@axoofthelotls23]

@@darrlyl1 and that I will stay.

[@Mr_Movement]

He just went to go challenge God

[@mtz6180]

@@Mr_Movement lmao

[@misfortuneteller3297]

I cracked up at the demoman part where the tiny demo shows up on his shoulder

[@dreammaster991]

This is so good. Wish there was an instrumental track to just jam to. Keep up these amazing bops :D

[@RedHasDied]

Start 0:01 Scout 0:19 Soldier 0:38 Pyro 0:58 Chorus 1 1:22 Engineer 1:41 Heavy 2:00 Demo 2:24 Chorus 2 2:43 Medic 3:02 Sniper 3:21 Spy 3:41 Chorus 3 4:00

[@Merasmusthewizard5]

this is not even a video its a MASTERPIECE

[@medicmayhem1]

True dat

[@HarveyDabeast11]

Do it 1.5 speed

[@SHADOW-xx2vo]

Got us in the first part, not gonna lie

[@liamdalemon1525]

all they do is stand around and talk! #RvB

[@Despacitoian]

Simon DW *”they had us in the first half not gonna lie”*

[@GurgsGrums]

Back then: heavy is reckless and dumb. Now: *heavy is smart, protective, and nice* edit: just found out that heavy is more of a doctor than the medic. Soooo instead of brawn and no brain, its brain and brawn.

[@user-ub1yl5nl3l]

2:18 Heavy: give me sand bitch Me: how is that nice?

[@lexcriss3084]

@@user-ub1yl5nl3l read the comics

[@SagaSlayer]

Congrats, this post has been heavy main approved

[@sevencakes7125]

@Jake's YT so heavy wanted sand and not a sandvich. bruh did you go to harvard

[@ivyremojo8392]

Heavy: Heavy is caveman before, now heavy is big brain machine

[@tpticles9812]

The animation looks like what vr in tf2 would look like

[@n_ghostskull4072]

4:20 just realized hes wearing Dan Bull t shirt

[@sonablo]

1:47 “But do not touch, this stuff’s expensive” *Proceeds to sit on it*

[@thebirbthatsmiles3180]

Sonablo L. Legit.

[@karasteber4351]

Ikr

[@MoistyHoots]

Sonablo L. *And demolish it seconds later*

[@kyliebrown2522]

Sonablo L. And blows it up

[@Iwidelyoutliveeverything]

And wrong team color too

[@wesleystewart8947]

0:46 people who never saw him without his helmet before: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@axoofthelotls23]

If I pull my helmet up it's stronger than my RPG.

[@wesleystewart8947]

@@axoofthelotls23 true dat

[@Summon-Inc]

@@axoofthelotls23it took me a second to realize why you said that but then I was like, “you must’ve changed your name.”

[@Eripmavs_D_Yraid]

@@axoofthelotls23 oh axo of the lotls, what is your wisdom?

[@SidIsMid]

This song got me into tf2 and is still one of my favorite songs I've been playing it nonstop for 20 mins now

[@addonbro9743]

I liked that scout raps about how hes the best but hes the one who gets beaten in almost every rap XD

[@OrcGirlSammie]

Ultra Instinct Charizard it's honestly the only one that really works lore wise and stuff, this song is a mess and I'm now reaffirmed in my distaste for JT Machinima

[@AdmiralChops]

Finn Why do you dislike Jt?

[@buzter8135]

@@AdmiralChops cuz he's lacks good taste...

[@LowIntSpecimen]

tbh that is a spot on description of scout

[@ZachieRoze]

*_Blu Engineer.._* *_Red Sentry and Dispenser_* *Tf2 logic*

[@Cephalon-ghost]

Dark Anims blue engie colour blind ok

[@mynameberamen1779]

Lol

[@aspielm759]

Dark Anims nah, that‘s auto-balance. Always comes at the wrong moments

[@Cephalon-ghost]

aspielm 😂 true

[@jamesmoody4974]

TRIGGERED

[@-HappyCat-]

As an engi main we can all agree soldier had the best bars

[@bendy809]

Scout part: 0:19 Soldier part: 0:38 Pyro part: 0:57 Engineer part: 1:41 Heavy part: 2:00 Demolition part: 2:24 Medic part: 3:03 Sniper part: 3:22 Spy part: 3:40

[@elsavillestas9020]

All spy mains "watches videos" A spy wearing gibus All spy mains **TRIGGERED**

[@enderstone577]

As a spy main I can confirm

[@Xgm.]

Me: The Ambassador is overused and sucks. Every Spy Main in existance: *_R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

[@sobasically9720]

Thats why he got shot by a sentry in disguise

[@JarredRat]

At least we have a hat,the others have no hats. I am a spy main.

[@Sirius-Nightstream]

Pls, I'm the same spy who wears gibusvision and Robin walkers, I'm 100% disrespect

[@caveman3086]

*me:* “I wish soldier took of that helmet!” *Soldier:* takes of helmet *also me:* “Never mind, put it back on!”

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Bald, bald! Bald!!

[@caveman3086]

*Is....is that a jojo reference?*

[@albertovera9069]

You can take it off infame as a hat

[@caveman3086]

Ah yes, *Infame*

[@memedude8303]

soldier only looks good if he has the bucket helmet or a hat. he looks awful bald.

[@Radicallyw]

Anyone notice how engineer is blu but the sentrys red? Didn't know sentrys could be friendly

[@murkvr4202]

The lips on medic dont move🤣

[@datdoggerboi]

1:43 BLU Engineer builds RED dispenser and sentry. 2:57 BLU sentry kills disguised RED spy 3:21 BLU sniper magically summons a part of Australia to be with him while he snipes Scout

[@nu9358]

BLU team is cursed

[@ballsmcgee2599]

MisterJeff they are

[@rockstarlefty8746]

Sniper summons part of Australia to him? I thought it was already there

[@PetkasProduction]

Blu pyro has the red flamethrower

[@tree9813]

Someone should make an Everything Wrong With for this. Is there already one made?

[@notificationgangmember9339]

Scout: 0:19 Soldier (R.I.P): 0:38 Pyro: 0:57 Engineer: 1:41 Heavy: 1:59 Demoman: 2:24 Medic: 3:02' Sniper: 3:21 Spy (My favourite class): 3:41 You're welcome.

[@Quickswitch5072]

(talking in French)

[@FIVEBASKET]

Thanks

[@engineer_comeback]

Il y a un espion par ici

[@-JurassicAnimation-]

Thank. My favorite class is sniper

[@visokaentertainment]

Heavy(R.I.P)*

[@mrpute2.0]

I like how blue engineer doesn’t talk about that he made red sentry gun and dispenser

[@user-ko1lj5xf2m]

Engineer: but do not touch cause this stuff's expensive also Engineer: *rides sentry like a mechanical bull and adds self destruction*

[@raee_r]

Demoman has a very usefull tip: Never fight a drunk scot, he can have an axe

[@thedbdentity2102]

Mmmm mmm mm

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@buttholeticklingbandit4246]

Hold up

[@xXdawgXx]

Imagine if they got the tf2 voice actors to do this

[@Hugo-yz1vb]

Ok I'm gonna tell him

[@riz1567]

I honestly do not know how I'd feel about that

[@TKmeh]

I hope you can rocket jump high enough to get Rick May.

[@gibusmaria2632]

One can't sadly

[@crusaderzim]

@@gibusmaria2632 damn, that hurts now..

[@Wutever917]

I love how Spy just like "presents" his sapper

[@cef8951]

*HE RYMED “STAND, BITCH” WITH SANDVICH OMG*

[@m.g.421]

0:57 what pyro sang was **welcome to my magical candyland where smiles are from ear to ear and everyone loves eachother now come and spread the cheer**

[@Methew217]

The one with skitifrenia

[@Breached18]

@@Methew217 he suffers from pyromania

[@gorla1018]

@@Breached18 no wonder he is a psychopath who uses fire to kill

[@Breached18]

@@gorla1018 if that's sarcasm i was just proving the person I commited wrong

[@BX56_YT]

@@Methew217 Schizophrenia

[@mocha6161]

"Do not touch, this stuff's expensive." *Proceeds to self-destruct it for no reason*

[@thiccsketchyyoshi4029]

Bruh

[@metalferret5641]

lmao

[@mememachine909]

No no no Crits

[@mrman896]

@@mememachine909 true

[@bread_guy]

This was 2 years old when i first saw this, and i was able to remember the whole chorus. This is an amazing creation

[@luke18319]

Pyro and Heavy are my favourite classes

[@Fish_Pizza]

SCOUT SOLOSSS ❗❗❗

[@Goldmacaraeg]

2:52 medic: *goes to the point tries to cap it* me:thats dumb

[@comradericedude1831]

me

[@firozshah1641]

Must've been a battle medic.

[@Mangle1218]

Well medics are left behind so much that they have to work alone often because their team refuses to protect him

[@Wallly704]

Runs into minigun.

[@peonythedemondove80]

@@Mangle1218 As a Medic main, zis fact makes me switch between healing and battle Medic

[@dapperfield595]

2:20 Heavy got his revenge XD

[@yolobois3656]

Not really, it was BLU hoovy and RED scoot

[@ivyremojo8392]

@@yolobois3656 you dun reversed

[@realracoon]

And he got the sandvich back

[@Pizzaetertje]

now i am hungry, give me sandwich nom nom nom ok i’m good👌

[@AudhildDaArtists]

I love how, during the intro, Pyro grabs the camera and acts like he's making faces at it, almost like he's breaking the fourth wall. That really fits him👍

[@JadeAE]

i watched over and over again its getting just better

[@oingjester9129]

Mercy: WHERE ARE MY WINGS?!?!

[@Sir_Ravenstein]

Why

[@van_8]

Scout XD

[@sleeeepyy_]

Scout: *sneakily tip-toes back to tf2*

[@dicksimmons3147]

Yeah it’s ours now

[@SSFallingTTB]

@@dicksimmons3147 i twas red th- Oh, double stealing

[@grigorisiordanidis4888]

I remember when he uploaded the original one :' )

[@frostking5764]

greg cod same

[@ChaoticTheRobot]

greg cod same

[@deutan4390]

greg cod same

[@MAX-xd4uz]

greg cod me 2 mate

[@bettergamer6437]

greg cod yu

[@joaozindaartist]

Im glad we all agree "the most fashionable faction" is the superior version

[@renthewerecat]

i love how sniper brought some bushes inside, just to feel at home i guess

[@Sneed1999]

Everybody:Talking how demos grenade that appeared for one frame is red even though he is blue. Me:Guys engies buildings are red and they are there for like half a minute.

[@Gutterman406]

Everyone: *talk about the things in the above comment* me: the medic is operating a blue heavy

[@Sneed1999]

@@Gutterman406 I think that was more intentional i guess the Medic is trying to get organs for the team in the future but maybe Razzlet was just too lazy to add a red Heavy there.

[@Gutterman406]

@@Sneed1999 From the x-rays in the background I think he is operating heavy to remove a bomb in is chest

[@Sneed1999]

@@Gutterman406 And the bomb is blue so yea Razzlet was just too lazy to add a Red heavy

[@gurtyburd544]

ikr

[@tobefair2095]

1:44 >blue engineer >red dispenser Which one is the real spy?

[@camoking3605]

The dispenser

[@abrahamlucio521]

No its the blood of his enemies

[@educatedcommunist9602]

Its the cargo boxes near the sentry

[@critking5633]

Fun fact: a scrapped tf2 idea is that when any class stops moving, the turn into a RED Despenser. That gets me thinking.

[@Puppyjuan_1970]

Dat dispenser is a spy

[@Badatgaming101-nv5ht]

heavy was holding the mini gun with one hand for a bit with no sign of struggle :O

[@velonian5154]

can we just take a moment to appreciate how well the animation portrays the chaotic nature of TF2? the chorus parts are so fucking cool

[@br4ss_crusader973]

Only legends will remember this masterpiece of a game.... R.I.P Rick may

[@eljote3]

Remember? Dude, TF2 actually reached its best number of players due to the Halloween event.

[@glitchygoose4376]

I stil play it

[@gurtyburd544]

"remember"? i still play it

[@brokenfin4259]

Tf2 will never die Change my mind

[@therealboomshlamian700]

It’s gained way more players lmao but yeah it’s sad that Rick may is dead

[@genericname1238]

3:02 Is practically me, a medic main. Me: Don't go far. Team: *GOES FAR*

[@ivanrivera3293]

Team: *_INSTANTLY BLAST JUMPS_*

[@arlettemaya7542]

Can I just say that I saw a BLU Soldier getting healed by a medic and he rocket jumps away leaving the medic away to get killed by a heavy.

[@dellconagher7006]

3:52 back stabbeh 3:54 with my sabbeh

[@StopWhiningManguideCultists]

The fact heavy is holding the gun with one hand is terrifying

[@CoyMorris-md5ud]

My friend told me about this song I LOVE it

[@divinity898]

After 2 years I still remember the lyrics this is such a masterpiece

[@janineelizabethguadez4180]

same

[@Cat-ev9dz]

Same

[@Samu_Neko]

same

[@Gun-Bricks]

Same.

[@rocandplay9298]

same

[@Purified_Gamer]

0:12 I see that red flamethrower on a blue pyro

[@darkbobblackpants9747]

2:32 blue demoman launched a red grenade

[@MystralThunder]

Fire is always red :/ (Unless you mean the fire dispenser itself)

[@jack.theloser3399]

Mystic Lightning he means the gun in TF2 blu pyro gun is blue but the blu pyro he’s gun is red

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Spies, spies everywhere!!!

[@mairokindasus8807]

No idea why there’s so many color errors like really.

[@Flabble.MP4]

Why does the man who sings like literally every song on this channel sound exactly like scout

[@tylerwinston2727]

Spy: *wears a disguise* Sentry: HOHOHO, no no, my friend.

[@crosby_underscore4987]

2:22 damn, you got me Heavy.

[@bobbytaterbase3837]

CRITICAL OOF

[@bunnyplayz-3208]

U GOT VODCAD BOI