Team Fortress 2 Scout Voice Lines

[@tiantian329]

4:10 "repeat after me... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- I'm ded"

[@CosmicPotatos]

Mmmm i'm dead :v

[@Anonymations]

Best line ever.

[@imacoolskeleton1131]

Why he gotta make fun of someone with a D I S A B I L I T Y * *SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR INTENSIFIES* *

[@아몰랑김치야]

Repeat after me sexy

[@sanssummers1891]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- I'm ded

[@Alpha-kt5on]

5:40 my favourite part *WUNUNUNUNUNU*

[@amonkey4707]

Nobody: *_HONDA CIVIC_* : 5:40

[@PsiSanic4201]

5:41

[@Orangejuiceio]

IM CRYINF OMG

[@ramlanbinhamidat3182]

*WUNUNUNUnununu*

[@whattoputhere9426]

5:42

[@BONERCRUSHER]

Scout said freakin 21 times, yes. I counted.

[@thefluffyoctopus5543]

*24

[@chachapasta6060]

Something he’ll never pass as 😔

[@Breeze45-s4h]

I dont know what is more shoking. The FACT that he have such a poor speech or the fact that your prof pic is like perfect for this coment

[@rocky_therealnigga3850]

Ya missed 3

[@inactivechannel7514]

@@rocky_therealnigga3850 25....

[@t.o.h.b8501]

Heavy: exists Scout: F A T

[@Blade_wolf729]

I am not FAT

[@wha182]

@@Blade_wolf729 next time eat a salad

[@jokichi9015]

@@Blade_wolf729 hey nice one tons of fun, next time eat a salad

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@Blade_wolf729 dont worry, as long as you fight in my side, they're not gonna insult you, fellow American!

[@marifelabidon8139]

@@Cyrogenesis. HE IS RUSSIAN

[@alybadry203]

Love how he breaks the 4th wall with "Yeah i dare ya , rage quit , come on make us both happy! " domination voice line

[@windwind3170]

Also: "No other class can do that"

[@afr0dit3_]

I know right

[@actuallynem]

Self aware

[@laughingchickene3371]

I remember getting a domination as a scoot, i was just like "What? Was that a domination? Woah.. I'm so good." *Tne I get killed by shpee

[@rfacproductions6552]

Also 2x: oh what, you're gonna cry now? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW!?

[@mettatonneo1147]

Scout’s voice actor poured so much life into him and I love it

[@winster32]

ChiliofDestiny/Nat did really well lol

[@keshaafanasiev.]

Im 666 like

[@thememehead]

He actually streams tf2. He mains heavy

[@yup8410]

4:24 *"Snipe that YA FREAKIN COWARD."*

[@totesmcgoats7094]

@@thememehead he does??

[@rodentgame]

3:28 "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? yeah money well spent, them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?" jesus scout you didnt need to kill him twice

[@thepicledude]

Of course he did, the heavy respawned

[@skibur848]

hm, scout can count?

[@ohmeohmicah]

The Scout isn't that smart proved in the lore, but he remembered the Heavy talking about how it takes 400,000$ to fire his gun for 12 seconds.

[@ninjacat230]

To be fair, I think those are two separate clips

[@uselessshutdownaccount9155]

Also “I think I’ll take Sasha (Heavy’s gun) out for steak dinner tonight.”

[@jocosesonata]

4:34 - I like how much Scout embraces his physicality, and accepts its advantages. _"You'll never hit my tiny head!"_

[@Hexstared]

👀

[@marcoantonioramosrodas8935]

CHICKEN.

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

Its good to love yourself

[@TgddTgdd-ie3ty]

Eminem

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

zyo@@somedudefromapharmacy

[@theotv5522]

Fun fact: lagging scouts have no hitbox...

[@jaysternumber1]

That is a fact everybody gets wrong, they do! It’s in their spawn though....

[@aidan.2263]

Theo TV flashbacks of the old Baby face Blaster Dear god...

[@minislymortalmeltdown3262]

They have hitboxes?

[@newzoran3624]

So thats why I dont die on my old pc with scout...

[@sami_irl]

fun fact: that's fixed

[@pohs9118]

The most satisfying sounds a Sniper main can hear... 8:12

[@CTN-dj7fr]

I remember exiting the spawn on 2fort as the Pyro one day to find three or four scouts flying around the room. Hearing a bunch of those scout screams was awesome. Mowing scouts down as a brass beast Heavy is also hilarious.

[@rokert4ever54]

Indeed

[@brodiero-solar302]

yep

[@rampage1831]

But for the mains scouts not

[@alpha_nexus7784]

it's like a cup of sweet iced tea on a hot summer day: refreshing

[@ryanvargas7236]

I L O V E M Y B A L L

[@wumpie5267]

ryan vargas +S

[@ryanvargas7236]

+S?

[@biblequotesdaily6618]

"hey i found my ball!" wholesome boy

[@genjishamnda5615]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cristinaflorea1254]

It kinda sucks if you have just one xD

[@Kurtspplover69]

6:03 his laughs are everything to me

[@h0undiie]

they made my heart skip 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@bearrett_8783]

It will get ruined by that lime scout with a pocket medic up his ass

[@conner3419]

I hear something purring😍

[@snookz13]

@@conner3419😟

[@karcturus1870]

@@conner3419REAL

[@DissedRedEngie]

You know, I just realized how painful scout sounds when he screams in pain

[@monsterman5117]

A Very Disappointed Red Engineer it's kinda freaky ain't it?!

[@ZeldaTPS]

Valve tortures their voice actors for realistic death/pain voice lines.

[@sylviona5327]

You should hear junkrat's from overwatch

[@1classikai]

A Very Disappointed Red Engineer I love your KZbin name

[@ChipchipCookies]

He needs to be protected

[@madam-mint]

Anybody else find it cute that he mentions his mom a lot? "Hi, Mom!" "Hey look, Mom!"

[@callinater6133]

Rach Frisella you definitely won’t see him like that with his ‘dad’

[@za_crispy]

ikr! but how about his dad??? :( TOM JONES

[@split_curse]

Hi,Ma!

[@irobelos1286]

Rach Frisella where is that moment

[@cookieboat1319]

unipuppy What if his dad js RED spy? cuz in Meet The Spy? (BLU Scout)

[@bryandiaz3467]

Is nobody gonna talk about how good his insults are

[@gr3my]

they're god tier ngl

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

he just spits them so smoothly, if you hear "what is you're major malfunction brother" without the scout's slang it would sound shit

[@pico9497]

"Take that ya dumb bib wearin' dope"

[@HyperLazyFox]

Fat bald fatty fat... FAT fat

[@bennyworm597]

ah yes when he says "you suck" like 20 times

[@3DylanStar]

Take a shot when the scout says " freakin' "

[@undertalefan2883]

I became Demoman.

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

I am dead

[@zionifl9467]

I became an drunk scottish cyclop which charges at people with an german grenade, arabian boots and an shield ._.

[@gloriousrevenant9520]

You'd die at the spy lines

[@thelegion4698]

The entire Blu team goes spy...

[@Stoofer.]

3:17 Here's a schematic for ya! *M Y A S S!* I love that voice line so much

[@Scrapyard24c]

Certainly fits for his robotic counterparts in MvM.

[@vanillastuff8570]

Fat bald fatty fat fat fat

[@deftcoleman0552]

Alrighty then... E R E C T I N ‘ A N A S S

[@atotallyrealhuman8780]

Kup TERAZ! It shoots poop

[@moodymoosh]

@@atotallyrealhuman8780 no

[@cobgod1415]

I'm disappointed that the characters don't say "That spy is a spy"

[@cookieboat1319]

*ａｌｌ ｓｐｉｅｓ ａｒｅ s p i e s*

[@PKFoyer]

Same

[@Block_personidk]

'think sniper does

[@SomeGuyandanAmbulance]

I think Heavy sometimes says, "Spy is Spy!"

[@dolphinman170]

David W. Smiecinski Nah He says “that spy is not our spy!”

[@apriceer9148]

3:43 is confirmed to be scouts favorite voice line

[@f7bye]

Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad! ..... Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad! ..... Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!

[@Ozone.345]

8:12 “The enemy has dropped our intelligence”

[@slav1446]

True

[@Blade_wolf729]

YATATATATATAYATATATATATATA DADJDYDBCCREEBDHCYGC KABOOM KABOOM

[@destroyerofthefrench]

Real smooth Heavy TF2

[@expectionalcataclysm6081]

Before intelligence was stolen: "Go go go!" After intelligence was stolen: OU HG AQ

[@lucianaguidetti3071]

Capping scouts

[@aprjcts1]

"This map ain't big enough for the two of us." Kind of ironic isn't it? Especially when your team has like 5 scouts.

[@theotv5522]

more like 5 spies/snipers

[@zionifl9467]

I once entered an Brazilian casual server with 5 or 6 Soldiers ._.

[@KaptainKommissar]

Overwatch may be a good game (only because Tracer's a cutie), but TF2 will always have one thing it doesn't: crude humor. xD lol Scout's voice lines are the best.

[@theotv5522]

Yea the voice lines sounds like what KZbin 2017 would approve (no swearing, cussing, totally family friendly content)

[@KaptainKommissar]

Theo TV- :/ * sounds of me rubbing my temples because of your sarcasam * He's still funny. And Tracer's still cute.

[@omre515]

Overwatch: Banned for insulting the enemy. Tf2: 2:40 , 2:54 , 3:24 , 4:00 , 4:12 And im not even gonna talk about spy’s domination lines lol

[@georgefeser6483]

Holy crap. Scout is truly my video game persona. I'm not racist. just, I feel him sometimes. I am him sometimes

[@wolferon6235]

@@giovanniritchieputra8981 Demo also have arabics cosmetics

[@slop4308]

Meanwhile spy:” here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin”

[@average-art3222]

@@eliptical7033 na, it bands you from playing at all XD

[@nemu4677]

"GOT YA YOU MENTAL DEFECTIVE"

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

Can we acknowledge how calm and sincere he is at 7:13 ?

[@ruby.the.weirdo]

Yes he sounds so serene, I think about that line alot lol.

[@Saladass-kc1hh]

He sound calm

[@EsmeTerranella]

Love it

[@agusw988]

and how kind he sounds at 9:50

[@toaster9922]

6:23 gives me PTSD

[@thousandyardduel]

scunts, right?

[@Garbo_trashcan]

@@thousandyardduel who else, huh

[@Rikurikurikuu]

If u have PTSD will u be pillow willow?

[@ezkuzemoi8084]

Lenny + Schadenfreude bind the national Scunt combo

[@mr.top-hatter8714]

scunts will get ya

[@bananabrosgaming4280]

I was skipping around the video and heard: "Snipe dat, ya freakin'- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH*

[@GeZz.]

No.

[@bananabrosgaming4280]

yes.

[@gryphonkingbros847]

G'eZz(Gaston) He meant he was skipping in the video and went from a Sniper domination to a death voiceline

[@Alex-vy3gw]

Report to m- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

[@harper2606]

Nice hustle tons o f-AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

[@probablylucky6671]

12:05 I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!! *I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!*

[@moodymoosh]

Still haven't gotten headbutted

[@thatfedoraguy1112]

8:13 I got headbutted MEDIC!!!!!

[@BLP_Memes]

12:06

[@zangreene2454]

9:03 I fuckin love this line

[@genzo454]

"Repeat after me - mmpmh I'm dead." Perhaps one of the best lines ever spoken in TF2.

[@MalaccaTradeNode]

Mine too

[@Myce_Mycologic]

My favorite is "nice hustle tonsafun next time eat a salad!! "

[@somefries3101]

savage roast

[@digmi999]

Genzo mine is HEY HEY U JUST SHAPE SHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY

[@neptune1361]

along with: "This is gonna be a real piece ah piss!! You bloody fruit shop owners!!!"

[@cooldude2722]

3:48 I'm 97% sure this was a flub, but I'm impressed how well he rolled with it.

[@caetana120]

Damn Scout was ahead of his time.

[@jams-0739]

"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty-fat.. fat-fat!"

[@garry1089]

original line if he didn't mess it up: i'm owning you, you fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash, 2000 years of human evolution to create a hairless fuck!

[@abbottwyttenbach8193]

I think "freaking" in multiple variations is about 50% of Boston dictionaries at this point

[@RJ_Productions316]

From the Boston area, can 100% confirm this fact, along with "fackin" "MothaFackin" and "Wicked"

[@arsenal4739]

Yes I can guarantee you people say that.

[@dombelly3343]

I love how meta scout gets, he refers to his teammates as "classes", he mentions rage quitting and talks about the price of heavy's bullets, indicating that he watched meet the heavy edit: he also says "the map" another edit: he points out soldier's crits

[@fivestarguy100]

I know this comment is a bit old. But I think Random Crits are a legitimate, canonical thing, that exist in TF2’s universe. Like, Random Crits actually do exist for the characters. So he probably knows what Crits are because he’s seen them before.

[@Skywarslord]

If I remember correctly the Director did film all of the meet the team videos so they would theoretically exist in their universe.

[@shadophaxx2401]

"Here's something you should've built: a not dying machine!" uhh... dispenser?

[@marinarasauce8360]

Glad I’m not the only one that thought of that!

[@neopolitan21]

The machine Engie made for the two brothers?

[@imabird1566]

... medic has such a machine.

[@amartyapandit]

Dead ringah

[@waluigiplayz7781]

A dispener gives you health overtime and more ammo so it's a double win

[@Kumaz]

4:52 hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, 𝑯𝒖𝒉?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

as a guy who sometimes plays spy yea :(

[@HonorTheQT]

@@screamsinrussian5773 yeah :(

[@OneofmanyMilly5712]

Damg i gotta write thos down

[@JudyRChung]

4:49 I thought he said “disguised dad” I was like *HOLDUP*

[@kamyip4226]

*S H O O K*

[@michelleobama641]

wait hes not

[@michelleobama641]

omg my life is a lie

[@vsoultvn]

technically, in meet the spy. spy had pictures of spy getting with scout’s mom so maybe spy is scout’s dad...?

[@michelleobama641]

@@vsoultvn in the comic hes scouts dad so to me its canon lol

[@mrmanyman38]

7:34 this line and many others are the reason scout is my favorite class

[@SonicAdventureEnjoyer]

Tracer has nothing on this Boston bashing bonking Merc!

[@limptoast]

BONK

[@biblequotesdaily6618]

*A R E Y O U S U R E*

[@shylover2363]

ness hailing from onett I

[@rararasputin8608]

He makes way for many SFM videos with his twitch.

[@afr0dit3_]

Amen to that

[@Sprottel_SFM]

Overwatch: *has a function to compliment other players* Tf2: *"YOU. ARE. TERRIBLE."*

[@mememan2404]

@unrevenanthypercam 12 tf2 has both insults and compliments so its better

[@ninjassaurojr1323]

"Say goodbye to your kneecaps!"

[@georgeliquor1236]

@@mememan2404 "DOMINATED! But you are still my best mate."

[@Tyranitar.]

@@georgeliquor1236 DOMINATED! *we're still friends right?*

[@deadlyreaper652]

@@Tyranitar. "You just got dominated knucklehead, alright let's do this."

[@TVAwesomeParodys]

I love the domiation lines. 3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad." 4:10 "Repeat after me! **gibberish** I'm dead." 4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!" 4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

[@goombatroopa5110]

Other games: bullying will result in a ban Tf2:

[@MiguelMem]

I Am Owning You Fat Bald Fatty Fat Fat-Fat

[@smiminal5982]

"I don't usually kill morons this fast."

[@osamabnldn]

"400 dollars to fire that gun, uh? Yeah, money well spent" "It was a mercy killing you live in a.... Camper van"

[@lulubelle0318]

Fun Fact: 3:43 is the VA's favorite Scout line.

[@marieplushiewithaknife407]

8:12 the death sounds are just so good

[@axlthedragon2701]

6:22 The legendary Lime Scunt's mating call

[@Pope_Neuro]

ʸᵉᵃʰ

[@userboypoppop2117]

🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🔥🔥🔥🦃🦃🦃🦃👳👳‍♀️👳‍♂️👳👳‍♂️👳‍♂️👳👳👳💩🐢💩💩↪️↪️↪️↪️🐢↪️↪️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇨🇹🇨🇹🇷👦🚐🍦🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥦⛽⛽

[@dddestroya]

scunt pride

[@mimo4135]

Yeah

[@kaiwontwin]

ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵃᵗ ᵇᵃˡᵈ ᶠᵃᵗᵗʸ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶠᵃᵗ

[@fide1039]

0:53 He became Mario for a sec there

[@segaking5846]

Scout learned BLJ

[@ryanhernandez1877]

5:40 but it's remixed into the starman theme

[@kiyru44]

Liu kang

[@segaking5846]

@@yunarukami14 IDK

[@segaking5846]

@Retrothedragon bruh f in the chat for scout

[@cracklasco]

4:55, ha-hay look, you shape-shifed into a dead guy!

[@saiyanjd1107]

dead ringer?

[@petahgriff7196]

Dead beat ?

[@hoiimatemmie706]

Scout’s love for his mom is honestly the cutest thing ever

[@colorado_river5003]

8:08 Scout 1: Way to go, slugger! Scout 2: Uh, no. Scout 3: No! Scout 4: No way. Scout 1: *dies*

[@MiguelMem]

D E A T H

[@yeontannie325]

lol I cant rn- 🤣

[@usuallyawkward]

It's similar to engi. Where engie 1 said gotta move that gear up and the other said no

[@Mephedrone66]

@@usuallyawkward I was just goin to say that

[@luminik13]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH* - Scout

[@stevie2.040]

8:22 ASMR: You are a Scout helping your Medic build Ubercharge.

[@ImScor327]

V o c o d e d

[@VaporwaveVixen]

Competitive in a nutshell

[@loomian8961]

@Nate the pyro No tag you ###########

[@bamama1365]

*P A I N*

[@SniperTheSnowlander]

@@lisamarie4653 shut up

[@Tort0n76]

1:55 best scout voice line ever

[@KENNYBIGBOWMAN]

1:54

[@mitchellstocken1116]

3:19

[@ithlammedmypenithinthecard8646]

DATS WHAT I SAID

[@dipolarisland]

4:55

[@TheManManoel]

1:01

[@gamingmusician198]

I love how he's making the sound effects like in a movie when invincible. Fits so well with the character!

[@Ares-5933]

5:13 “Alright yeah that’s, nah that’s a pretty good job” if anyone needed it

[@cassidymiller3224]

*"Alright go left"*

[@cythereanmusic]

that is EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED THANK YOU

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

@@cassidymiller3224 Left! Left! Left!

[@cassidymiller3224]

@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 Go right!

[@nytophobiia5345]

@@cassidymiller3224 Lets go to the right!

[@NovaStorm93]

Valve: We fixed bots by removing chat from ftp players, does that help? Anyone with a functioning brain: 8:09

[@carsenstrange]

*luger*

[@theguythatasked6400]

Even worse they can’t use the fucking in game voice commands. What are they gonna do spam MEHDICK? EVERYONE ALREADY DOES!

[@makolinsting4499]

As a ftp, I can testify to how annoying it is... And because I ftp, people assume I'm a bot immediately because of the stupid lack of voice commands... I get that it's temporary, but... It takes me weeks to even gain a level because I keep getting kicked for being a bot. Like... UGH! I literally just enter the server AS ENGIE!!!! AND I GET KICKED FOR BEING A BOT!!!! I AVOID SNIPER ALL TOGETHER BECAUSE APPARENTLY FTP SNIPER ALSO IMMEDIATELY MEANS BOT!!!! I CAN'T PLAY A SINGLE FREAKING GAME WITHOUT BEING KICKED FOR CHEATING WHEN I'M NOT OR GET KICKED IMMEDIATELY FOR BEING A BOT!!!!! AND BECAUSE I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T TELL THEM I'M NOT A BOT!!!!

[@makolinsting4499]

So... Apparently you need to buy something that's at least 5 usd, but it seems inconsistent as well. First it was only 1 usd but I've heard that there are people who've played over 5 usd and STILL can't use voice commands or chat.

[@idress8340]

8:10

[@licinigi9969]

0:00 Scout telling Medic to hit his juul

[@potatoes7780]

what's juul

[@Jaiimee.]

@@potatoes7780 Juul mama

[@potatoes7780]

@@Jaiimee. no u

[@andloc9592]

@@potatoes7780 no, u

[@potatoes7780]

@@andloc9592 no u

[@sergeantcrits8256]

12:12 say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead

[@sevichka6618]

90% of this video contain 'frickin'

[@awooga9695]

Sevichka not on my Christian server

[@neopolitan21]

Frick rate had dropped to 0%

[@PKFoyer]

FRICKIN

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

Ok but why is Scout actually simultaneously so wholesome and also mean "Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!" "Got you you fat, bald bastard!" "Doctor, doctor, doctor..." to "Hey, look at me Ma!" "Found my ball!" "Alright, yeah, that's- naw, that's a pretty good job."

[@gaa_ggo]

6:23 Best thing i've ever heard in my life.

[@vrztz7786]

The ptsd from playing spy

[@RAKESH-xw9xm]

it gives me ptsd

[@TheSpy605]

*Schadenfreude intensifies* Fun fact: Schadenfreude roughly translates into "malicious joy", (or a person that laughs at others misfortune) from german. Do with that as you will.

[@sophi--desu42]

4:36 acknowledges he has a tiny head

[@elix-hi2742]

That's my favourite Scout voice line. Absolutely amazing.

[@MiguelMem]

@Upper Text Bottom Text D E A T H

[@alexandramilos392]

2:23 3:01 demoman 3:10 engineer 3:23 heavy 3:52 medic 4:06 pyro 4:18 scout 4:24 sniper 4:39 soldier 4:49 spy 11:55

[@JamerG]

0:38 my graduation quote Edit: *FELLAS. IM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE; MY SENIOR QUOTE HAS COME.* IT’S _OFFICIALLY_ MY SENIOR GRADUATION QUOTE NOW.

[@magicalpineapple4507]

DO IT

[@cockslayer5884]

*DO IT*

[@iamlostagain]

*D O I T*

[@eltom9945]

*D O I T*

[@rancklycrackly]

D O I T

[@boatymcboatface5195]

In his "invincible" lines, just imagine him playing with action figures.

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

oh my god that looks really adorable now that i think of it

[@alguienvivo5438]

@@barrysteakfriessimp_real uncle?

[@tabpolSSBU]

wanananananana

[@Rachel-zf4cr]

Honestly, that's something Nathan would do

[@theultimateshadowgunmercen751]

@@alguienvivo5438 Dane

[@toothrot_3456]

3:59 "Yea, really nice effort *DOICHBAG"*

[@1classikai]

Avilynn.Glitch The gayest person around technically it’s “Deutschbag”

[@sussybakaballs]

*I. HATE. DOCTORS.*

[@n.p.8055]

@@sussybakaballs *DOICHBAG*

[@sussybakaballs]

@@n.p.8055 *_Hard to stab somebody in the back when theyre beatin ya head in aint it ya shapes shiftin rat_*

[@BlankBlonk]

Deutschbag*

[@SylverV]

Scout is too cute for this game. I love how much energy he has in his voice lines

[@tails_show_tv]

6:52 my favorite voice line

[@dbmd9915]

How long does it take to beat a moron to death? *BEP* sorry, time's up, you're dead.

[@elix-hi2742]

4:34 is my favourite. Hes just acknowledging how hard he is to hit.

[@mimo4135]

Same

[@TheBeast9417YT]

Wheatley: I’M NOT A MORON! GLaDOS: YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! Wheatley: HOW ABOUT NOW?! NOW WHO’S A MORON?! COULD A MORON (SMASH) PUNCH (SMASH) YOU (SMASH) INTO (SMASH) THIS (SMASH) PIT? HUH?!? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!?!? Uh-oh.

[@CharlesVDoktaur]

*B E P*

[@ifoundbeans6970]

Scout: "I hate doctors" Also Scout: *thanks the Medic*

[@mariuszgondek6567]

Also Scout : D O C! C ' M O N M A N!

[@dr.redacted_]

@@mariuszgondek6567 Charge me Doc! C'mon do it!! d o i t _d o i t_

[@BisharpnearOhio]

Beanos

[@lifemythanimations6606]

3:49 when you forget how you were gonna insult someone

[@gamer_baby_doom_player_maybe]

Fat bald fatty fat-fat

[@kaiwontwin]

ᶠᵃᵗᵈᵛᵈʰˢᵍᵍˢᵛˢᵇᵃᵇᵃˡˡᵈ ᶠᵃᶠᵗʸᶠᵃᵗᶠᵃᵗᶠᵃᵗ

[@brodiero-solar302]

3:23

[@SquooshyCatboy]

“Fat bald fatty fat- fat-fat!”

[@denyhaguilar679]

diagnosis? YOU SUCK

[@lunatik_Ema]

3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad." 4:10 "Repeat after me! *gibberish* I'm dead." 4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!" 4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

[@snowob]

0:53 Scout does a triple jump. (As in the Mario move originating in Super Mario 64)

[@aryandescendant6116]

Now all we need is Scout doing a *backwards long jump*

[@Parsley1026]

Aryan Descendant yahooyahooyahoo yayayayuayyayyyyyyyy

[@warpey5632]

TF2 takes place in the 70's. Super Mario 64 came out in the late 90's. I concluded that scout can run so fast he time travelled to the future and back.

[@Lyrone_Jammuel_Plastina]

BLJ

[@moodymoosh]

Scout just became Mario

[@wathgrithr4770]

2:54 "yeah I dare ya, rage quit, come on make us both happy" so good :')

[@SpeedDudeGTX]

0:31 “Hi Ma, LOOK AT ME!!!!”

[@highlighterjelly]

Ma: Hello Jimothy dear!

[@MrMoon-pp8xv]

@@highlighterjelly Spy:its jeremy

[@John-ir9tb]

She’s already looking at spy’s cock.

[@cassidymiller3224]

"No other class is going to be able to do that"

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

hi ma!! :D *_LOOK AT ME!!!_*

[@suburbanshatters]

9:14 the sandman lines are so funny lol

[@Moxo_]

"Drop dead and give me 20." and "Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death?" is by far my most favorite domination voice line by Scout, ever.

[@elliebrooke3987]

TheCreepyReader my favourite is spy beats scout: may I borrow your earpiece for a moment "THIS IS SCOUT, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY"

[@ErikTheCleric]

You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny little head! I got such a freakin... Such a tiny little head!

[@wellifailed392]

Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? Berrr sorry times up you're dead.

[@M4984LUV]

That was a mercy-killin', you live in a... camper van!

[@triangulum8869]

My favorites are “Diagnosis? YOU SUCK” “Oh you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?” “Here’s a schematic for ya: MY ASS!” “Here’s somethin’ you should’ve bought: A not dyin’ machine!”

[@SomePotatoMan]

3:25 *_F A T B A L D B A S T A R D_*

[@Fritanga360]

*_Y O U P I E I C E O F S U B H U M A N T R A S H_*

[@thischannelwasamistake9403]

*2 0 0 0 Y E A R S O F C O N S T A N T H U M A N E V O L U T I O N*

[@laifongkong5162]

TOO CREAT A HAIRLESS FU-

[@titanictnt7476]

Fat bald fatty fat, fat fat!

[@Memiokoa]

-C K I N G C O C O N U T

[@krystalthetop9102]

6:53 truly the best line

[@55ocsguy67]

*BEH*

[@CyrusShameliOfficial]

BAAAAAM

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

3:17

[@mitchellstocken1116]

3:19

[@vaudvillevillain_]

BEEH

[@Starribruins]

8:23 I hear this about 60 times every game and it still makes me feel sad for him

[@bidenlover093]

If you listen to the entire video, it just sounds like scout ranting for 12 minutes.

[@neuravanny]

But what is he ranting about? That's a question

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

Pain voice lines: **moaning sounds**

[@electrokyo9684]

@@whatever-happened-to-marti *excuse me what-*

[@JacobLewis2006]

🌮

[@smallcrittercare3222]

6:18 ohmygodohmygodohmyogod

[@brainwashed7384]

Laughing, but you are in constaint pain.

[@theladoflads7884]

*soft chuckling* *Slightly harder chuckling* You got owned! *Chuckling* Yeah, yeah! *Intense laughter* HAH HAH HAH Edit for me: 6:00, about

[@justm6712]

@Daniel von Strangle *YES*

[@ahmed4363]

I read it when he said it

[@cashwe]

M E D I C !

[@pizzatime5619]

The transition from the yeah, yeah is basically getting over a funny joke then remembering it again

[@ImAPersonHehehehaw]

This was in scout laughing at a padded wall

[@lizzardborn2645]

9:48 ive always loved how scout thanks medic its so cute same with heavy

[@404_nosferatu]

scout: kills a spy scout: this guy is dead dead ringer noise

[@1classikai]

elims Alternatively: Scout: (kills a Spy) Scout: “This guy is Dad”

[@zhongxina1062]

Im back dumbell

[@Spy-xq6ob]

@Red Spy that spy is a SPY

[@zhongxina1062]

@@Spy-xq6ob THAT SPY IS A SPY

[@Spy-xq6ob]

@Red Spy NO! YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER SPY

[@nonahedrix]

I Love how nathans voice changes over the years

[@nathanwells4809]

You rang?

[@1classikai]

Nonahedrix Tbh I personally think he sounds less mature in recent videos

[@Anomaly6674]

8:30 new roblox oof

[@loomian8961]

thats why oof was deleted

[@ben_dovered]

Nah I thin 8:12 is better

[@El3ctric_Dasher]

it perfectly cut mine so an ad played and it sounded like he was constipated

[@aramosar]

5:40 Scout is speaking an unknown language

[@jaxuinlytrak6852]

4:35 "You're never gonna hit me! I got such a tiny head, you'll never hit my tiny head its so tiny! You'll never hit my tiny freakin head, its a tiny lil head!"

[@thatonecaryouwant]

Sounds like Ash from R6

[@nytophobiia5345]

It was a mercy kill, you live in a campers van

[@Marsoid_the_looooser]

I mean, he's not wrong, he does have a tiny head

[@kut_mamy_mab]

@@thatonecaryouwant True.

[@7drag0n]

"Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!" why is no one talking about this

[@cheers1166]

It's just so amazing

[@freddyfazbearofficial9707]

@cheers your profile picture scares me

[@freddyfazbearofficial9707]

I’m scared shitless right now.

[@hermeso9713]

@@freddyfazbearofficial9707 Look who's talking.

[@tenteclz8731]

Why is it a big deal?

[@blakecacini8016]

His domination lines are literally exactly how the voice actor talks over voice chat. Look up some videos of him playing, it's literally like they just recorded him playing the game in beta or sumthn and used the best clips for it.

[@caetana120]

Scout was ahead of his time.

[@SniperTheSnowlander]

10:04 Scout is having fun,now no problem.

[@Somersalsa]

7:43 *miraculously revives _"Death is _*_STUPID_*_ "_

[@thatdudetom6227]

Mecha Spider well it is

[@sircompliments5380]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I might learn sfm just to animate that.

[@MiguelMem]

Screw You Death, I'm To Handsome To Die

[@chaq5247]

"Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!" "I'm not even wearing a helmet, what is your major malfunction BROTHA?" "Hey repeat after me, mmph mmbb mmph I'M DEAD!" *Scout is killing people without touching his gun*

[@dharaktheteendemonboyandan563]

"repeat after me MMMPH MMPH MPH IM DEAD" "DIIIS-MISSED!" "*sigh* doctor doctor doctor" "hey who`s on fire now?!" "snipe that you freakin coward!" "DOMINATED you shape-shifting rat!" are my favorite ones

[@harper2606]

6:02 - 6:30 Scout hears a funny story

[@kamyip4226]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@djsamisnotonfire1745]

HA ha MEDIC

[@perrypougins379]

M Y B U D D Y K E I T H

[@Rainy_R]

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[@Rainy_R]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGPOoKl_a9mjiKc

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

1:50 *talks about stopping the cart* *three seconds later* WHAT THE HELL, THE FREAKING CART STOPPED!

[@biblequotesdaily6618]

"look at this, just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry; no clumps o hair, nuthin" what is this an advert?

[@M4984LUV]

"if you order now, i'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!" basically

[@LeafELoxx]

It’s a refence to the Vance guy who did the whole sham wow and slap chop

[@lunabat1911]

Scout laughing is actually the most adorable thing in this entire world

[@ricardomilos7695]

4:11 : *exists Gmodders: That's free real estate!

[@simplyrhino_]

lmao

[@tseye2478]

*I E A T Y O U R R A Z O R B A C K*

[@waterized_bottle]

MUMM MUMMM MUH IM DEAD

[@cacekayse]

Fine, then show us how it feels to play scout

[@Konstantzinople]

pancakes

[@vagineer7428]

Overwatch: No bullying Tf2: here’s a schematic for ya, *M Y A S S*

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i think my favourite has to be "i got a bucket of chicken, and im here to kick ass. and i aaaaall outta chicken *so i lied about the chicken-"*

[@reallordofmygirl4859]

sup bro

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

@@reallordofmygirl4859 _dad?_

[@alguienvivo5438]

@@barrysteakfriessimp_real uncle?

[@lunnihyre4215]

Ima just keep walking....

[@ireneshelton3661]

Timestamp?

[@scaramooshrat3441]

0:51 he sounds like he's in some karate game

[@bingusbongus1912]

waHaAA

[@gamer_baby_doom_player_maybe]

Imimumum you’re dead

[@johnjohnson392]

Hoop *Wha* *W A H A A*

[@ashketchum6222]

He sounds like Mario!

[@raychuray]

5:41 "wanananannananana"

[@cassidymiller3224]

"I'm a fricking blur here!"

[@vehicleboi5598]

Younk too slow somclos 🚀*YOINK!* Too slow! 🚀*YOINK!* Soo close!

[@fluff4651]

Sr pelo

[@Metado42069]

no wununununununu

[@Mr.Mister80]

@@vehicleboi5598 BOOOO PFFFTT

[@paddythelegend1671]

I love how most of Scout's thanks voice lines just sound insanely sarcarstic

[@neekee2509]

his laugh is so oh my g o d

[@sebastianmichaelis2441]

*I know right--*

[@takefive5607]

Jesus bro this is an r/cringe moment god bro

[@terrapin4930]

@@takefive5607 stop saying bro-

[@takefive5607]

@@terrapin4930 bro..

[@cashwe]

Huh Ha HAH M E D I C

[@asheratkins4060]

4:11 favorite line

[@heckthefrickoff8840]

I legit thought you were Chubbs

[@callmemaciek1337]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ilikecurry2345]

Okay, repeat after me. {eating sounds} I'm dead! Take that, you dumb bib-wearing dope! Eat it, you mute frikkin' moron!

[@PKFoyer]

MMMMMMMMMMMM I'M DED

[@ihatebots100]

​@@PKFoyerAA-

[@hax3044]

*F R E A K I N '*

[@falloutguy4700]

Unbelievable!

[@heckthefrickoff8840]

What?

[@harper2606]

Lol

[@Irish_Enderman]

2:40 I don't _usually_ kill morons this fast 3:40 I, eat, your, SANDWICHES, I EAT 'EM ALL 3:43 Nice hustle tons-o-fun, next time eat a SALAD 3:57 where's your precious hippo-crates now? 4:55 He-hay look, ya shape-shifted into a *dead guy* 5:41 wununununuh 5:42 I'm a freaking blur here 6:18 hahaha, hahahaha, yea yea 8:10 _no_ 9:33 THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS 11:58 IM RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA