Team Starkid Stutter

[@itbetay8490]

I have two moods when I’m dancing: One drink: Lauren Any more than that: Brian

[@dan-gy4vu]

Joe: having a mental breaking after having 8 bottles of mule

[@olivermensinger]

@@dan-gy4vu thought it was less bottles than that.

[@kstevens7455]

Lauren looks like she's having the time of her life while Brian looks like he's about to kick ass

[@trueaidooo]

he is kicking ass

[@weezybean9323]

When he’s not kickin ass he’s staring at the grass to find out how it grows

[@kennethhizkia3864]

Wait till you see how much he kicks ass once he has his pot

[@justaperson9754]

Wackadoodle399 and when he’s not doing that he’s scaring the sun away

[@caleb2730]

Hes going to teach him how to be. a man, you have to beat the man, man.

[@baileybieganek2446]

Joe looks like he was born to perform like a fricken rockstar in front of all these screaming fangirls

[@localcthulhu3081]

And he was

[@lavendelchen]

@@localcthulhu3081 the only correct answer to that comment

[@localcthulhu3081]

Lavendelchen *thank you!*

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

The shirt, the pants, the voice, the dance, the face, yes he was.

[@neera3167]

Not complaining.

[@kyliekeller2147]

props to joe for dancing so entusiastically while wearing jeans

[@dan-gy4vu]

Thats punk rock bb

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

I could never

[@angeliquesotelo1646]

Not trying to be rude but it’s not that hard to dance in jeans

[@namee466]

Also Brian look at him

[@quiroz923]

Remember when he messed up his leg and still performed to dance again during homecoming? Good times.

[@samanthachurch6781]

The way his jacket is half unzipped and there's no shirt, the way he works his eyebrows throughout the song, and the moves he's got, hot damn, Joe! I'll be your lover!

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

well I mean he's probably used to having no shirt on given him playing voldemort and stuff

[@whatlenalikes1674]

like i always say, it’s not a starkid show if joe stays fully clothed

[@lavendelchen]

@@whatlenalikes1674 twisted?

[@softjams4951]

@@lavendelchen he got bit in the ass when he was fucking the tiger

[@lavendelchen]

@@softjams4951 HE DID NOT FUCK A TIGER

[@MD-ie2dh]

watching this 3 times: one for lauren one for brian and one for joe walker

[@localcthulhu3081]

Maracara Larasaradara And two more for what I think is Jaime and what I know is Dylan as the back up singers

[@stari9894]

Nerd Box I think it’s Meredith

[@neera3167]

The thing is, I cant watch anyone else when Walker's on stage

[@potatomonika8796]

And other one for the three at the same time

[@zeldahandel6211]

Im watching this 3 times one for Lauren another for Lauren and a third time for Lauren I love her so much

[@selenelillis519]

Lauren dances like a sunflower and Brian dances like he's about to commit a crime XD

[@whatlenalikes1674]

no one can tell me that joe doesn’t have STRONG freddie mercury vibes throughout this whole song

[@Dipandpip666]

Yess

[@Sevillee1]

OMG, EXACTLYYY

[@wokeupnew]

oh so thats why i love him so much

[@padmeamidala3331]

LMAO EXACTLY

[@Vii_ridian]

YESSS

[@meghanmcfarland2210]

I love Brian's sass levels through the whole thing

[@ash-fz3tw]

Lauren Dylan Brian and joe should form a boy band

[@farateq]

yes that would be perfection

[@metztli.dawnoftheflyingsil3901]

I love how you include Lauren in the potential boy band becuase she plays boys so often

[@ramona3840]

Meredith is there too!

[@katelyngibson3633]

Lauren is adorable Joe looks like a member of a 90’s boyband And Brian looks like he’s about to punch someone

[@alphadog4761]

The duality oF bisexuals demands that I’m attracted to everyone performing

[@misfitmiska5146]

Alpha Dog Same.

[@harpykrates]

my lesbianism demanding i stare at the left side of the screen the whole time

[@romantheboat9118]

Same. But Pan romantic edition. Everyone in team starkid is attractive in their own way. 😅

[@jermeows]

honestly, as a lesbian i'm looking at joe and brian worryingly lot

[@kaileegarcia612]

If that ain’t me...

[@ironicappreciation4374]

Brian was so into it that he somehow managed to drag my attention away from Lauren

[@sabrinab7974]

IronicAppreciation RIGHT!!!! I tried watching someone else but I couldn’t stop watching him

[@aminadaifi6762]

Joe turns around - audience SCREECHES 😂😂

[@azura_011]

He would be the one guy in the boy band who everyone thinks is the gay one, but he's not XD

[@ztslovebird]

PhanAzura011 Joe W's not gay?

[@ceruleanhearts7604]

Who needs jc when you could have Joe w

[@Siriusly10]

*who everyone hopes is not gay

[@siobhankilsby9258]

Brian goes in for a high five at 2:13, and is COMPLETELY rejected 😂😂

[@corvusapollo5118]

Brian waS HAVING THE GOD DAMN TIME OF HIS LIFE

[@phoenixflare2380]

Confession: I spent this whole video watching Lauren

[@BB-mq4zm]

Phoenix Flare 😂 me too

[@starscharf5782]

Who didn’t?

[@rosieposiemrs5886]

Glad I’m not the only one. Also she looks like she’s having the time of her life!

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

Same lol

[@kozlovxei]

sameeee

[@lizzielawton.performer]

is NOONE GONNA MENTION DYLAN TOTALLY IGNORING BROLDEN'S HIGH FIVE I CANT XD 2:11

[@ProfHidgensTurtleneck]

he just kind of looks back shshs love that

[@aaliyah.4650]

The inspiration for la dee dah dah day aiiwkeoaikwke

[@aaliya7504]

Lmaooo Lupin/Superman's back

[@farateq]

Aaliya lupinman supin?

[@Potterpiranha]

lauren is my favourite female starkid, and joe is my favourite male. period.

[@Tom-ql4ux]

Potterpiranha with Lauren the same. Favourite male has to be Robert manion and his performance in twisted

[@6idiotslover2711]

My favorites are Lauren and Robert

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

but who should I watch while they're dancing, lauren, brian, and joe are all so attractive! argh sexuality is confusing

[@bonniejunk]

blatant dylan erasure that I will not stand for

[@wellotwig3188]

Indiana Jones Dylan isn’t one of the ones dancing

[@bonniejunk]

@@wellotwig3188 he got feet moves

[@ellelikeswarriorcatstoomuc5580]

I watched this video 4 times. One for Brian, one for Joe, one for Lauren, and one for them all

[@alittlemrzn9891]

Watch it multiple times

[@kelmoethedinosaur8249]

This song is literally umbridge complaining about dumbledore not returning her texts in a harry potter parody musical

[@neera3167]

When you put it that way..😂

[@bunnies2000]

As if he had to make this sexier, his shirt was partially unbuttoned.

[@wassupheinz]

It was so distracting right? (Also if you still have this account, hi 8 years ago you commented on this Joe Walker video :D

[@ladylazarus.]

I MISS JOE SO MUCH IM GONNA CRY

[@cassylk22]

SAME

[@beepbeep2839]

out of the umbridge costume he’s giving gob arrested development. i can’t explain it

[@beepbeep2839]

hey guys so i genuinely don’t know what i was talking about here

[@JanesHeadlessDoll]

​@@beepbeep2839 LMAOO 😭😭

[@lukeemerson3278]

He isn’t just Joe Walker. He’s goddamn Joe Dancer.

[@caseyyy4785]

Anybody else see Dylan miss Brian's high five at 2:11?? I can't stop laughing

[@Liltinasmile]

Lupin may not be able to sing bust damn can he bust a move.

[@farateq]

he had to make up for his not able to sing by becoming dancer

[@sanh5430]

You know when you keep coming back to these videos to watch Brian and lauren, but mostly Brian cause look at him, dancing that you know the dance

[@wellotwig3188]

Brian’s really got those moves tho. He’s so into it

[@Nargon46]

Joe has the performance energy of Freddy Mercury mixed with the moves of Michael Jackson, like an 80s rockstar. Not to mention his stamina and breath control to be able to sing and dance so hard. And to top all that, he is one heck of an actor. Love this!

[@maggieandrews7676]

This is the original show stopping number, nobody can tell me otherwise

[@imalinkfan3]

Brian is KILLING it with the dancing 🕺

[@nicoleyan3161]

brian's dancing is underated

[@vvvvinvasion]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING JOE AND BRIAN ARE GOING SO HARD I LOVE IT HAHAHA

[@6idiotslover2711]

Lauren went hard too, like she was fuckin adorable. Im pretty sure she choreographed the tours as well, though i could be wrong, lauren was fuckin adorable and hit those moves harddd

[@Phyxius08]

Lauren is so freaking hot

[@classicalheroes8910]

I swear to God I'm gonna learn this choreography if it's the last thing I do

[@localcthulhu3081]

Joe: •sings for .001 milliseconds• Fan girls: *AHHHHHHHH*

[@inthecornerinablanketwitha7716]

fuckin love joe, and this whole performance with lauren, brian, dylan and meredith is just everything

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

Loving Joe W as Umbridge is quintessential bisexual culture

[@faselblaDer3te]

Honestly, the music and choreographies from AVPS are the best they've ever done.

[@netgeekdoggirl]

YOU WERE NEVER MY YOU WERE NEVER MY LOVER

[@yeh4319]

02:10 those movements😭😭😭 look at his legs, god really blessed on them, especially 02:26 I am absolutely screaming for that kick

[@notokay9459]

I think it's pretty ironic they chose Lauren and Brian as backdancers because.. Draco (Lauren): was never Hermione's lover. Lupin (Brian): was never James bestfriend. It speaks volumes to the lyrics: ~You were never my friend You were never, you were never my lover.~

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

the guy who plays dumbledore is fiiiiiine

[@yep4924]

One of the best comedic songs from starkid 😭🤣

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

Livefromsuperthespian Well, Darren actually didn’t write it for the show. Just one example of his songs being repurposed for a Starkid show lol.

[@Sapph1cSph1nx]

Everything here is perfect.

[@sabrinab7974]

I’m adding this video to my long list of reasons why Brian Holden is underrated

[@smileymiles96]

dddaaaaaammmmnnn!!! hes just a god!! he and lauren are my fave starkids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@avast47]

I can't be the only person who spent an afternoon learning this dance break.

[@jm4954]

Holy shit, Joe is SUCH a good performer!!

[@marybogue6321]

Remember that time? When you wouldn't talk to me? No, you wouldn't talk to me Yesterday We were gettin' along We had that little dancey thing Well here's a song I sing My way It was gonna be fine But you didn't wanna be Be the man who'd be with me No way But now you saying it's time Why you gotta be like that? I don't like the way you act Around me So baby come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one D-d-do you think I'm dumb? I'm sorry, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! You remember that night? When I saw you tremblin'? I remembered, I don't care 'Bout you You remember the way You thought you were at the top Well I think we're better off Without you And I got your number And I don't mean on my phone Would've already just thrown it out If I'd known about The way you bitch and moan Remember that way? How you were way outta line? Well now you're way outta time So tell me what you want on your tombstone! Come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go And say I'm the one S-s-sorry, we are done! 'Scuse me, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, But this is the end You were never my friend You were never my- You were never my lover! Too bad you a loser Too bad you waste my time Good thing that I'm around To keep your ass in line! You were never my- You were never my lover!

[@shellinsanity9936]

Went from this being a comedically dark villain song in very potter to being the best rock performance from Joe ever

[@harpykrates]

everybody going batshit crazy when they realize what song it is was such a big mood holy

[@BridgessDePerle]

On September 1st 2020 I only came to listen to Back to Hogwarts to have something fun to begin the term and here I am, at 1 a.m., listening to this treasure and trying to study while literally jumping in my chair and lip-syncing. If this isn't magic, I don't know what is.

[@sonysososh]

best. performance. ever.

[@SmthandToast]

This. Is . My. Favourite. Video. Of . All. Time .

[@cshac2785]

i watched three times in a row, each time watching either Lauren, Joe, or Brain

[@kayliek4057]

Brian is a rockstar I love him

[@amandagolson03]

this video is the main reason why i am a joe walker simp

[@randomstranger6577]

Real men simp joe walker

[@neera3167]

@@randomstranger6577 Satan?

[@trinitybair7516]

I got actual chills when he turned around

[@jaybird6396]

As a theatre child- if i ever did a show with brian i would have fallen HEAD OVER HEELS for him,,, boys that dance like that just FUCKIN slap

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

i hate the fact that i’m in love with everyone on that stage.

[@ash-fz3tw]

This is actually my favorite thing ever

[@imogenclarke4950]

This song is honestly such an underrated bop I love it so much AND I think it even sounds like it could work as a song outside of the avps and like I just love it

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

im literally so in love with lauren lopez

[@musicaddict1046]

This choreography gives me life.

[@elaruiz957]

My 3 favs dancing in one stage 😍

[@Alisha-pf8wl]

God he has such a great stage presence

[@cass8167]

This is my favorite song from any boy band :)

[@HeartThrobThePony]

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

[@ramirowittmann1564]

You go Umbridge!

[@petri124]

Brian Holden can do no wrong. That is all.

[@goldentabby4747]

Istg after more then a decade of dance and nearly four years of singing this is exactly what I do when I’m home alone, MAX ALL THE SKILLZ

[@HelloImakecovers]

My dream is to be a backup dancer to this song

[@Jezazz1986]

Brian Holdenen! (Potion masters corner fans???)

[@FreakDaMIghet]

I used to have cool theater friends like this. 😞

[@happyslowpoke8982]

One of the sexiest performances I’ve ever seen to this day

[@youknowwhat6873]

I am sooooooo jelaous of those who were present there

[@HeartThrobThePony]

I honestly would love to see how people would react if they preformed this in the apocalytour

[@Tamora1300]

That's called stamina like holy shit Joe

[@kickitupanotch3230]

1:56 Can we just talk about Joe's voice here for a second

[@neera3167]

All here for it

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

This is actually the best song ever.

[@unclewiley1986]

I got an ad for The Cursed Child before this started

[@GLEEKLAINE1]

I am going to see this man live in vancouver so frikin excited!!!

[@bethan2600]

I know this is Joe Walkers number... But also this performance was totally Brian’s

[@emmadoster]

I have to watch this once for all of them

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

That energy

[@mugomogu2379]

i did not know that joe was THIS good at dancing holy shit

[@clairegratto9743]

Catch me trying to learn this choreo

[@martina6700]

Maybe I'll some day learn the choreography, it's so catchy!

[@JanesHeadlessDoll]

I'm deffo learning the choreo next time I'm home alone and I'm gonna do a whole ass performance for my dogs 😭

[@SqweakySqwizard]

This is a video of my last brain cells hard at work

[@cloudyrae04]

I wanna dance like Lauren but I can't even dance like Brian.

[@gracemunroe2407]

Most beautiful man and most beautiful girl ever on one stage. Life hates me

[@LexLenore]

Damn Bri get it

[@neso8785]

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BE THIS TALENTED A N D HOT IM ACE AND EVEN IM JUST LIKE D A M N

[@HeartThrobThePony]

As a non-binary lesbian I must say, Joe Walker as a women is extremely attractive to me

[@ericmarshall2991]

Why did I have to be 7 when this happened

[@Chloegra]

I need to know how to do the dance at 1:28

[@IndieGirl10100]

I was expecting dancing demetors too

[@kelmoethedinosaur8249]

I almost wish he wore the pink dress for this.

[@blob9638]

This looks like a just dance routine and now I need that on wii