Presenting The Conan State University Dream Team | CONAN on TBS

[@collink6118]

number 6 was really holding the team back

[@Gyrbae]

+Just your every day broom salesman I disagree, if anyone's holding the team back it's number 6. I see why you would put the blame on 6, but it really is all 6's fault.

[@Zauchi]

+Spiritual Mind erm....there is a comment before yours

[@Orijuno]

which number 6?😏

[@Dcat293]

Just your every day broom salesman King neebs!

[@red1387]

i agree.

[@empire0]

Conan looks badass with the black suit and red/black Nikes.

[@Iliketoeatallday]

and he was actually making some shots, dude's in great shape for a 50 year old.

[@empire0]

Matthew Litteral It's the hair, keeps him youthful.

[@Iliketoeatallday]

empire No kidding, how many 50 year olds do you know with a six pack?

[@The-Joke-s-on-you]

Matthew Litteral If you wanna see his "sixpack" watch the part, where he and Jordan visit a coffee expert! And pay close attention to the part, where his big belly pushes through the shirt ;D ;D

[@CurbUrEnthusiazm]

Some question my decision to keep a 7 time nba all star on the bench.. Lol

[@NxDoyle]

"I perform a variety of functions...but playing on the Conan University basketball team is not one of them. In any case, I prefer traditional European team pursuits." - Jordan Schlansky.

[@rakiburrahmanayon754]

GOLD!!!

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

Nx Doyle We need a capsule of Conan and Schlansky playing soccer

[@davidmccallie6938]

+M.A. Lara *football

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

David McCallie In my country is also called that but i assumed most people here would be american and didnt want to start that pointless debate

[@southzo4737]

Nx Doyle 😭

[@marca8052]

In memory of Shoots, the best gosh darn player to ever hit the court

[@annanyajohari555]

remembering the S.H.O.O.T.Z and you won't even spell his name right. The disrespect!

[@pokedude3221]

F

[@rolfstamenov9914]

He was very passionate he will be missed

[@jonafurukawa8992]

Nah that was number 6

[@jacobgarrett8307]

F

[@Medspacee]

Best part of the video...."I can make it from here....DAMN IT DAMN IT, THAT WAS BULLSHIT" shoots was freakin hilarious!!!

[@Verbal_Kent]

H-Town Native lmfao frfr

[@SubtleHawk]

He kinda sounds like a Dalek a little bit.

[@ambrooks5]

I lost it when he said that! LMFAO!

[@Miikkkaelmon]

XDd that was so funny

[@nofurtherwest3474]

You have 666 likes. No else like this so we can stay with the 6s forever

[@PandaUrine_]

He should have invited Jordan Shlansky

[@albboy96]

jordan was probably in italy

[@PandaUrine_]

brewing coffee lol xD

[@mickeysilent]

While preparing his body in various ways.

[@PandaUrine_]

XD

[@templarkings5293]

Ya

[@red3994]

S.H.O.O.T.Z the robot probably is the most heartbreaking and tragic character from the Conan O’Brien lore right next to Jordan Schlansky. His game on the court while short lived was some of the most absolutely beautiful plays I’ve seen in basketball in over 30 years

[@ktktktktktktkt]

"heartbreaking and tragic" "Jordan Schlansky"

[@ChachaChapati]

Nobody is going to point out the funniest bit of all? La Bamba running up and down the court trombone in hand?

[@xXxMCmanxXx]

I cannot find it

[@ChachaChapati]

Manjyot Sandhar 01:57 onward...were you not paying attention?

[@fbsiubvsitdhdhjuk]

ChachaChapati Whoosh

[@uraveragenigga3859]

No

[@drServitis]

+ChachaChapati I missed it completely.

[@tyleralbrecht2623]

Conan’s background as a Simpson’s writer makes so much sense lol

[@billslocum9819]

Mr. Burns benched Daryl Strawberry for Homer Simpson, which had to influence Coach Conan's choice of starters.

[@Monochromicornicopia]

How long would it take to dissolve our online university? Four clicks. Alright get rid of it, lets get the f*** outta here...

[@pittsburgh4one242]

I was in the middle of doing my real estate school work, and then I started watching endless Conan videos the past 2 hours haha. Story of my life.

[@UmarTahir]

So, how was real estate school? 🤔

[@thecoleopterist]

@@UmarTahir Lol!

[@ricx37]

I love how Conan still has the tag on his jersey

[@mikec7812]

they quit the game at Half-time to drive directly back to the clothing store to return the jerseys for store credit

[@armstrongsimms6565]

The audience is acting like they have no idea who James Worthy is.

[@MrStensnask]

Most probably don't.

[@firstlt2]

Did he snowboard with Shawn White?

[@brunopereiraikercasillas6265]

Probably people who only started watching Nba because of lebron's abs

[@justainternetwonderer1273]

Bruno Pereira Iker Casillas true

[@dhruvavikas1632]

Well neither do i

[@Kohinoor1994]

I'd have loved to see Jordan Schlansky in this

[@StallionFernando]

you're gorgeous

[@StevieJay404]

So thirsty...

[@StallionFernando]

Stevie Jay I love you...

[@SniffyPoo]

Schlansky is too metrosexual for team sports. He probably prefers a nice triathalon.

[@aly2833]

He'd be giving the other team facts about the rubber used to make basketballs XD

[@dopeswagg11ful]

I've been on this Conan marathon for about 2 hours lol

[@Redstripe921]

I've been on Conan marathon for 2 weeks straight

[@ricimercury9490]

way more than that

[@yonimillan1419]

Once u start u cant stop watching them

[@Summerdontknowme]

Welcome!

[@dopeswagg11ful]

@Mr Kim Jung I def went on for hours. Get ready you will too lol

[@ashpollock9907]

Kramer running down the court after the tip off always cracks me up.

[@FriesKhan]

How tf did u get a hold of James Worthy for a 5 min comedy bit

[@larrywexner4163]

my favorite part..lol so random! im guessing he was an analyst for a company owned by TNT/Turner, usually how guest appearances work. but really don't know. maybe Conan asked Magic but Magic was too busy but was able to refer Worthy.

[@mrinalmrinalinee5373]

I think this bits are longer for the studio audiences.

[@statesecretmusic]

He's probably not doing much

[@alexnather7614]

people don't realize how good that man was and still is, this ketch didnt do him justice

[@johndu3969]

He would not have quit!

[@Jecoopster]

If the had faced GREENdale Community College, that would have been an amazing game.

[@insertnamehere8288]

I thought it actually said Greendale. My hopes were raised and shattered quite fast.

[@1flamealchemist]

Fun fact: Greendale college was based on Glendale college (which dan harmon, the creator of Community attended in his youth). Seriously, look it up).

[@zhixci958]

if only they used greendale just imagining dean pelton as the coach and the only play he has is for everyone to pass the ball to jeff

[@successmaker9258]

That would have been 💯

[@arirhamdar394]

I SEARCHED FOR THIS COMMENT

[@codylujan]

Jordan schlansky should have joined them

[@galaxytraveler5779]

That would have been awesome haha

[@chrishaugan8230]

xlujanx Hes too busy preparing his body

[@jonoc5]

I Am A Boss Shaving it.

[@HeyItsZeea]

I Am A Boss in various ways 😂😂

[@Infinatus25]

jonoc5 They're shaving him for a bigger game.

[@johnkelly3549]

I'll always love the image of a robot failing it's objective and spinning around wildly

[@KarloBacolod]

Jordan Schlansky as the point guard would've been awesome...

[@sheldonalex]

2:18 "From down town!" I was done. lol Just now seeing this video and have to say this is one of Conan's most hilarious segments! :-)

[@namkha4316]

I'm always surprised at how fit Conan is for being in his mid 55s

[@Ravi0207]

Shoots yeah.. we all know that was Jordan without his human suit.

[@petecartwright5211]

"Conan...am I going to be o.k.?" Jesus, this is funny. SHOOTZ had me in tears.

[@ilphi08]

James Worthy is also a basketball hall of famer and one of the greatest basketball players in NBA history In college he was the teammate of Michael Jordan in North Carolina University.

[@des_da_demon4483]

R.I.P shoots☠

[@DionysusAlS]

R.I.P in peace, Shoots

[@justainternetwonderer1273]

alanzo he one of the greatest lakers

[@nordmark16]

@@alanzo10 he's at least top 50

[@ThePoushal]

Outside of top 100 imo

[@theouterlimits7788]

This all skit was for att c commercial. what a legend. Love Conan.

[@asuramundos]

rip in peace Shoots 2014 :_(

[@xantheus]

Rest In Peace In Peace....-__-

[@GamerKonata]

xantheus Somebody here doesn't have a sense of humor. P.S. where do you buy your fedoras?

[@RobHalde511]

He died to death

[@darkandchinesejonhui]

Wishing double the peace is respect right there 🙌😊

[@1cruzian]

😂 I know. Classic 😹

[@mikecornejo3842]

Shoots: "From down town!"

[@jorginoag8735]

Mike Cornejo δ

[@hyemeehwang7401]

Conan looks so good in that black suit.

[@StallionFernando]

Gosh I was really hoping to see Jordan Schlanskey here!

[@georgiearn2791]

I guess a Subaru Hatchback can fit 6 adult men in their 40s & 50s. Splendid car.

[@SpiraLHub]

"still alive still alive still alive" Portal reference????

[@Rynax-]

Ha! That's what I thought too :D

[@Krackerjax]

Nope.

[@LightningSe7en]

Could be, probably one of the techs that makes the voice for Shootz the robot which is into those stuff.

[@definitelyji]

This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science we do what we must because we can for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead but there's no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying until you run out of cake and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now even though you broke my heart and killed me and torn into pieces and threw every piece into a fire as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time so I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside maybe you'll find someone else to help you maybe black mesa that was a joke, haha, fat chance anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist look at me still talking, when there's science to do when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you are dying I'll be still alive and when you're dead I'll be still alive STILL ALIVE, still alive

[@animuszero1311]

^atleast leave out some lines for others to sing along to.

[@huntertill2692]

lmfao I love how Andy is on a swing while he's talking to Conan lol

[@idiotidiot5821]

Hammock lol

[@aiddentapia475]

lol when he killed the robot!

[@brittanycunningham787]

Conan is legit shredded.

[@UzumakiNagato]

2:08 With this suit, Conan looks like an irish yakuza with Jordan shoes x'D

[@ogabeelze2800]

They need Jordan schlansky on the team

[@seasofluck]

I honestly felt more emotion for S.H.O.O.T.Z the Robot than any of the characters in the Star Wars prequels.

[@Afterpits]

seasofluck *sequels

[@fletch2275]

@@Afterpits *Prequels

[@sharifsobol3776]

@@fletch2275 no he definitely meant sequels lol

[@vleaky3430]

Or the recent trilogy

[@nielslauridsen2323]

They all have number 6!

[@shadapakap]

"The crowd was going wild..." 😂

[@yulissa2416]

"the crowd is going wild" 😂

[@queenAaliyah3000]

That suit looks amazing on Conan 🙌.

[@IanPatrickOfficial]

You know it's funny when you start laughing already even before the video starts playing.

[@ItsPsy_]

"It's just a hamstring" this is so funny omg😂

[@shpidermonky6443]

Shoots put its heart and soul into this game

[@choc0late_milk]

looks like jordan forgot to wear his costume today

[@erikalenoeye8925]

Conan: crowd was goin crazy Camera: proceeds to show 4 people as audience who are not even there for the game

[@이한-f8t]

3:53 I knew Conan was fit but he really got some moves!!!!!

[@Ateszika]

1:58 10/10 blocking attempt by kramer

[@happystickman7255]

I take back everything I said about no team being able to stop the ‘92 Dream Team

[@anniebananie7887]

I like the guy playing with his trombone! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ludmillagutomo]

"as i suspected, worthy's presence makes no difference whatsoever" 😂😂😂

[@cazsnap]

Can I get a Conan jersey?

[@sl3010]

conan's suit looks so good but it turns out to be a quick change costume 🤣

[@slospop1125]

Legend says that S.H.O.O.T.Z. is still on that locker room floor waiting for somebody for a chance to get back in the game

[@rthat1]

At 3:15, Conan’s jersey still has the tag lol

[@bigpanda67]

That was a blessing in disguised. Now we got the Conan show!

[@corunguneee]

Part II, wrath of Shoot. Gets rebuilt, faster, stronger, meaner. How will they beat him...

[@xjman546]

Shootz*

[@alexf9901]

I read greendale community college and got excited to see Chang

[@JITCompilation]

Shootz went on to be fixed by Aaron, who was sick and tired of Conan punching him all the time, and Andy, who wanted Conan's spot as the host, and infiltrated the show as the legendary Heatbot/Brexitbot. He plots his revenge to this day.

[@MrHangingPants]

LOL! The kickback is just something he added himself when he stood with the gun. The muzzle flash was added in the editing room, a dirt easy job!

[@vleaky3430]

Pretty sure people can tell

[@Mysticinvestigations]

3:40 was the funniest part. I'm not sure why shooting a robot is so hilarious. Although I feel bad for Andy.

[@MariaJose-mx7uv]

0:25 tf? hahaha! the tounge thing freakin. surprised me.. I didn't expected that... haha just made my day tho haha

[@alialmubarak6566]

The best pep talk 😂😭

[@sujata15164]

Conan looks🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jasperdizon9260]

Did ya'll see the price tag that was still on conan's jersey at 3:15? 😂

[@mistersydster]

For a second there I thought I read GREENDALE Community College. That's would've been awesome!

[@helioseismology]

why?

[@SJO897]

Dan Harmon actually based greendale college off of his time at the Glendale community college that we see here

[@mistersydster]

Oh wow, look at that. and helioseismology it's the fictional college that plays the center stage for the plot of the NBC comedy 'Community'.

[@benadrylthundercrotch7144]

La Bomba holding his trombone the whole time is genius.

[@thrashkid665plus1]

aw man!! i feel bad for shoots!

[@silviolezcano3454]

This feels like that one episode of the office

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

r.i.p. shoottz

[@gpoop23]

La Bamba holding his trombone the whole time killed me.

[@rexatcecg]

Rip shoot you will not be missed.. You were the best player the team had. 😭

[@kallelaakso130]

Never delete this channel or its videos. Never.

[@jrmiles5437]

Is that supposed to be a portal reference at the end?

[@pikkuadi]

+Jack Miles I was thinking the same..

[@Gyrbae]

+Jack Miles Either that or the movie Short Circuit.

[@robertc6382]

+Jack Miles No I think they are really just going to reuse shoots again thats all.

[@u8sumthinbad]

+Jack Miles. I am going to believe that it is a reference to Portal. Would have been cool if they used Glados's voice. Not sure I spelled it's name correctly.

[@SiddharthBhandari_official]

it's a bee gees song..

[@sabkin]

Just came here to read all the comments about SHOOTZ

[@svenniepennie4237]

This was a triumph.

[@manji_]

I'm making a note here: Huge success.

[@davidbacera3849]

+manji It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[@looperx]

+gamerchaka For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead!

[@diamondjack3183]

+Irakli G But there's no sense crying over every mistake,

[@JohnSmith-qw1fg]

+diamondjack 318 You just keep on trying till you run out of cake!

[@jcee6886]

The 1st layup after tip off defensive effort by the long haired number 6 dude is hilarious.

[@Josephw615]

"From downtown"- Shoots LMAO

[@marissalong2290]

The mascot guy... I love his KZbin channel.

[@AbhishekRaj-vv7dr]

*the crowd was going wild*

[@davedoesdave4232]

Team COCO is the best team. (PERIOD)

[@Fardingbag]

I thought that said Greendale Community College, but it didn't, and now I'm sad

[@rusianalf]

Shootz was a triumph. i'm making a note here: huge success

[@crystalk17co]

I must admit, Conan is hot

[@natashadame4397]

He is indeed.

[@jdmw107]

La Bamba carrying his trombone the whole time! 😂😂😂

[@ubivision]

#6 was holding the #6 back

[@denyvader6477]

MOST RELATABLE MASCOT EVER SEEN

[@Jokaanan]

This is perfect because Glendale Community College is what Greendale from "Community" is based on :D

[@Kajetanlol]

4:36 anyone else notice whats on conans back? new t-shirt that nice

[@f.t-schnider7175]

Dan Harmon attended Glendale community college and named the college in his show after it

[@jonaralistano7232]

"Same person that wows the crowd, same person break it."

[@bdykstra99]

"It's just a hamstring"🤣🤣

[@allegramclaughlin9723]

Andy was so funny when he was advertising the at&t lg cell phone to Conan during the basketball game. Lol

[@MUFDVRMD]

"Its just a hamstring!" LMMFAO!

[@iN00bT00ber]

I love the subtle product placement there.

[@ShirHadarOz1]

At 0:26 the video stopped exactly when Conan took out his tongue and then glitched like he was possessed and it stopped again. I'm afraid.

[@jacobgarrett8307]

3:44 when your horse falls of a cliff in red dead redemption 2

[@Double-V13]

Conan started Shoots over JW 😂😂😂 hes hilarious