Conan Trains To Become A Sausage Master | CONAN on TBS

[@ropeburn6684]

For our English-speaking friends: the butcher's qualification level actually is called Master (Meister in German). This is due to the old master-and-apprentice thing being still in effect in Germany. The levels are Lehrling (apprentice/trainee) -> Geselle (journeyman/assistant) -> Meister (master). For traditional businesses like this, you need to have a master in the company for being able to accept apprentices. So this guy is not only figuratively a sausage master, but in every possible sense of the word.

[@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679]

so germans basically level up like elder scrolls?

[@prem4x893]

@@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679 yes

[@MK-ys2vz]

Every factory or fabrique has a mister. If they produce 24 hrs a day, they need 3 misters.

[@EmmettLaFave]

it's called a joke

[@jordansay5580]

what a jordan

[@mailinjj]

I feel a little bad for the sausage guy. such a genuine nice fella and Conan didn't try his food.

[@MikaTarkela]

me too :(

[@JCKenshinX]

mailinjj he did... when it was cooked!! Not everyone thinks eating raw meat is the best idea.

[@Lindberg1984]

He was even nice enough to offer Conan a job, should the "TV thing" not work for him :D

[@voiceofreason1663]

I thought he was offered to go inside the sausage machine and grind himself if the TV thing not working for him

[@christianr8799]

raw meat is dangerous to eat though so denying the food was a logical thing to do.

[@rolandk3061]

1:42 Honestly the most german thing ever is the guy saying “soooo” after opening the door. Classic 😂😂

[@phanlinh5937]

I died 🤣🤣

[@schokodrinkfurimmer8230]

HAHAHAHHA ich krieg mich nicht mehr ein weil der Typ die ganze Zeit auf Deutsch redet 😂😂

[@moustachecreeps8113]

rischtich

[@eldani8095]

haha exactly man, best part :D Actually more like: Zzzsso!

[@aabbv9659]

What does it mean?

[@Joeylikecoffee]

“First you eat, then I tell” Famous last words

[@gamerboyss5310]

human brains

[@brdavis4471]

Like nope. You eat it first bruh... THEN I eat it. And that's a big MAYBE after that. This is harrowing enuff...

[@rebelbelle1039]

Lol 😂

[@John_C_J]

Unless, I give you ze antidote...

[@Flammenhagel]

i once said that to someones daughter

[@momowawa447]

That german guy has a great sense of humor lol

[@santiagoelsantos645]

Well, you need a special sense of humor to make sausages.

[@ariespisiti4220]

@@santiagoelsantos645 You need a special sense of humor to be a German

[@MondesHerz]

@@ariespisiti4220 Its hard for use germans to have fun. Cause everytime we are having fun America needs to come over and help france out...

[@walter3433]

that's because he's a jew

[@susannabonke8552]

@@ariespisiti4220 😂😂😂 exactly. I was born Here.

[@proudidiot739]

Conan:Can I be the boss of this shop one day? Owner: *Laughs in German*

[@vincentlaw1415]

Which means he didn't laughed at all, which is exactly what he did xD

[@faustus5481]

Ian Choi - Jokes about German sausage are the _wurst_ !

[@BrokeBanda1]

Träum weiter

[@faustus5481]

@@BrokeBanda1 Ja !!

[@chrishansen2409]

Ja ja ja ja

[@sahfe1677]

„You make sausage?“ „Richtisch, genau.“

[@nvlarcht]

*Richtig

[@jackfirmin5814]

klang mehr nach "rüschtisch"

[@Momo14198]

@@nvlarcht No, Rischtisch might actually be fine. We don't just have one way to say words, it's dialect.

[@MgFeMgFeSiOOH]

@@nvlarcht rIHctiG$

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Typisch deutsch 😂😂

[@ElizabethSwan120]

This German guy is great, I like him...he’s pleasant lol

[@monsieurlefishe7066]

Godjrah like a jew

[@DSulaiman93]

He wasn't to Hans.

[@mac8750]

ElizabethSwan120 he extremely patient

[@jeremyphillips3087]

No, you're pleasant!

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Those aren't made from pork those are human sausages ;)

[@MustafaMTF]

1:57 Conan in full Jordan Schlansky mode

[@SyzygyNoon]

All he was missing was the use of the word 'therefore'.

[@paulgao3259]

SyzygyNoon and various

[@naelaljamri6628]

Mustafa Genc I have various responsibilities

[@bensonyes1337]

The man of pointless conversations or the legend that makes one statement into a full on russion novel

[@francis_castiglion3]

Has been around Jordan Schlansky too much.

[@obiwankenobi661]

as a german i want to point out 2 things: 1. i am very pleased by the "gritty" representation of germany and our culture 2. incidentally, i had sausage yesterday evening and i was just contemplating eating the leftover sausage right now

[@waleedmahmood863]

How did Hans taste tho?

[@obiwankenobi661]

@@waleedmahmood863 hans drank too much beer.

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

Okay? Germans always seem stiff to the world, gritty is not the word I'd use. *When Germans have "fun" they tend to cause genocide on a massive scale so please just stay 'gritty' if thats what you want to call it!!* 🤣🤣🤣

[@fur1886]

@@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un Hey cmon xD

[@DTog1]

@Michael Mueller that was beautiful

[@TheFabioOrchedella]

i love the hand that just appears and takes the sausage at 4:54

[@lordroyaltee]

TheFabioOrchedella there are like 3 people behind the camera

[@TheFabioOrchedella]

RoyalTee i know

[@ferociousfrankie]

More like 5-8. It's a whole crew.

[@WOLFGANG634]

Lol he did it in the beginning when he didnt want to eat “Hans”.

[@peterlustig6888]

A bit disrespectul

[@F5xToRefresh]

If you asked me to imagine a German sausage maker, I would’ve pictured this exact man in my head

[@JackCraft-tm9hj]

His kitchen legit looks like every morgue I've seen and his outfit and apron look like a guy who's about to do an autopsy.

[@MrOrmanley]

translations: (coarse/fine refers to the degree something is copped up/crushed/milled/ground with) 0:34 Grobe Westf(älische) Mettwurst - Kümmel =>coarse westphalian (german region) ground pork sausage - caraway 0:36 Grobe Mettwurst => coarse ground pork sausage 0:38 Zwiebelmettwurst => onion ground pork sausage 0:41 Bauernleberwurst => farmer style liver sausage (not made out of a farmers' liver) Leberwurst has a soft consistency and is eaten spread on bread (personally I add onions and pickled cucumbers) 1:00 Sulze => brawn (soup greens and assorted bits of meats, usually from parts of the animal which aren't otherwise popular (feet, head) in a gelatin) 3:19 Grobe Bratwurst => coarse frying sausage 3:22 Feine Bratwurst => fine frying sausage 3:29 Wurstkessel => sausage cauldron 4:23 The stuff in the machine is called "Mett", which is ground pork. German raw Mett can be eaten without worry because german has strict laws (in this case the Hackfleischverordnung (ground meat regulation) *ESPECIALLY* when it comes to food, tap water being the most strictly regulated here. Mett can only be served legally in Germany within a few couple hours after butchering, to ensure it is super fresh and there's no time/chance for bacteria infestation. Mett is for the most part eaten spread on buns, with lots of onion. It is indeed very good. Edit: Thanks for your feedback, Meine Damen und Herren, I included it in my post

[@TAOSEELE]

Typical German comment xD

[@yoloitme9200]

Dr. Johnny how he’s just translating

[@jamesmartin1895]

thank you sir for adding this info

[@jones7590]

@@yoloitme9200 it´s properly and clear written.

[@trunks41061]

Mettwurst Mittwoch

[@kushpandya7437]

that guy cracks me up, everytime he says something in German

[@FSch2709]

ja, ich auch

[@shishaceo5204]

Kush Pandya shaaize!!!

[@shishaceo5204]

Kush Pandya auschwitz!!! How is my german?

[@marcphilipp7424]

Jack Mae you think thats funny hahah so funny. how old are you i think you dont even know what happened in Auschwitz

[@peepingtom9342]

Who knows what Poles did in their Death Camps...

[@maugnetto7174]

This german guy looks like the dad from resident evil 7!!!

[@sometimesIjustWarri]

welcome to the butchery, son

[@iceswallowseaman7788]

Jack baker

[@mirza6399]

And hes a butcher too :O woah .

[@kuschelmietz]

true :D

[@wiceorc5105]

this german guy looks like he made a sausage out of killed corpses in ww2.

[@bernardschmitt6389]

I guess we know what Conan is doing now that his show is over.

[@abraxamovic]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Luckyluckyverylucky]

his show is over?

[@bernardschmitt6389]

@@Luckyluckyverylucky yeah his late night show ended. He has a show on hbo max now I think

[@Luckyluckyverylucky]

@@bernardschmitt6389 ah ok thanks. Why did it end?

[@Luckyluckyverylucky]

@@bernardschmitt6389 ok isnt it a big loss for him? sry my english is not perfect

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

"Rischtisch" - The master of sausage

[@marc-ob4443]

Richtig

[@glitchw3]

grammar was not the point

[@rg5720]

If I say "grammar-nazi!", do I get a Godwin point?

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

0:25 Doesn't sound like ch and g to me

[@zhihao1]

german pronunciation of "ch" not the same as english

[@viviane_casella]

The Germans are complaining about stereotype, but I thought this guy was so polite and cool. He really understood Conan's sense of humour and went along. Sausage aside, he represented Germans well enough in my opinion. Give this guy a medal made of sausage for Christ sake!

[@michaelbreidenbach2834]

Right. Conan makes more money in a month, than the Metzger in 10 years (probably). But he was not impressed and showed Conan the ropes. Nice.

[@willaries4182]

All except Viviane

[@pinguinamsuedpol2953]

shut up, creepy lizard demon... how long are you going to live, anyway. just give your son a chance!!

[@belugawhale6539]

the sausage guy probably owns a brand making a crap load

[@woodric]

Actually, I'm pretty sure the guy didn't understand Conan well. :D

[@TrapMusicNow]

Conan is a masterclass. Lol dude is hilarious.

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

He's literally done Masterclass before.

[@didaptgaming2750]

Trap Music NOW. The ting goes SKRAAAAA papa kakaka, skibee ip popop and a boom boom cruuuu boom.

[@markus_k]

He's pretty mean to this poor guy.

[@Tomenczo]

Markus Kopotz wtf u talking about ... u r pretty dumb obviously ... he didnt make a single joke about him ... he was just joking around ... it was decent

[@markus_k]

What is wrong with you? There's no need for insulting me or giving proper punctuation a miss. Coco acts rude and offensive. He hasn't made one single joke about him? Here's an example: What about the samples Conan gets, throws away and acts like he ate it. If he can't eat it - fair enough, but this is so plump, that he makes that interviewee look stupid and making people looking stupid is impolite aka mean. Almost everything Conan does makes the Sausage lad look like a stupid weirdo. One may find it funny, but first of all (at least I think) it's offensive.

[@aljosaraketic8258]

I love how he says "mmmm" after every taste of food like trying to convince a child that the food is tasting good 🤣 he knew what Conan was doing behind his back 🤣

[@shreddingstuff]

Conan should have a show on the travel channel

[@gulyaswift1503]

Shredding Stuff yes!!

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

He should have a Netflix show!

[@boomdos4265]

It'd be better than the played out "late night" format.

[@goranhrastovik5364]

sure, but he can do that on his show..he went to korea, israel, italy , cuba, mexico and so on

[@kimsungii5121]

Shredding Stuff Vive Le France

[@jimfrank135]

conan you are funny as hell definitely the most genuinely funny late night host

[@Jump-2-the-moon]

No one tops his remote sketches.

[@amadeus5081]

MetrazolElectricity what... why...... that's such a weird thing to say

[@sergeantbigmac]

Craig Fergusen for me, but Conans a close 2nd.

[@annikaannieschen7603]

Ist das dein Ernst? Das hältst du für witzig?

[@LosBerkos]

Slaughterhouse 5?

[@sbtopjosh]

That sausage guy is a natural!

[@killiendergamer963]

sbtopjosh Hollywood will call to cast hin in the next Saw movie.

[@cosmonaut379]

the language barrier is only one sided lol he knows english

[@vincetarallo5279]

The boss was hilarious, great sense of humor, very likable. “It’s raw.” “Yah.” 😂😂👌

[@mirelvtl8830]

Jaaaaa*

[@grimmow187]

i think muricans call it medium rare

[@darkplasmo7921]

German cleanliness and food control is so strict that it is no problem to eat it raw. Every butchered animal is tested for parasites etc. so the chance of getting sick is close to zero

[@crayzmoe]

Man when I'm in a bad mood I just put on conan and he makes it better. Funny gifted man

[@magicalmajesticpowtatobrot8769]

So he makes you more in a bad mood?😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@urmamasmamasmama]

Same

[@Pedro-hu2eo]

same

[@johnbailey3072]

Same

[@Sorennn94]

It’s the team that make him special

[@OfficialHobbitFan]

"Is he a good boss?" "No, he's the WURST"

[@UnlimitedGamingPower]

Door. Now.

[@user-on1em2nk3i]

Hobbit Fan LOL

[@xerowon3490]

*appreciative golf clap*

[@giodarsa]

Omg best comment lmao!

[@sakurasaya]

Dude, I cracked up!! That was hilarious haha 😂 thx for the laughter! ;D

[@GeorgiNM]

Hans was a good boy. But he is no more. RIP Hans.

[@fridanianoname4560]

he was yummy tho. rip

[@heinwark3686]

Now he is very gut sülze

[@bernlin2000]

He talked back...he had to die, and be reborn as sneusenhoffer!!!

[@mortezashafiei8196]

When Hans died? How?

[@XManX102]

Fritz Haar Ann approves

[@shaymamgindalal4144]

I really admire how the sausage maker understands Conan’s sense of humor and just goes along with him.. he a cool guy.

[@shishaceo5204]

This one video proves why Fallon and Kimmel will never be as good as almighty Conan O'Brien.

[@shishaceo5204]

I

[@ulmo5536]

Jack Mae True

[@ikscdmdegi6954]

Jack Mae only fallon , jimmy kimmel is great

[@lordstinson8095]

Was that ever a question?

[@SlappyBag9]

I like all of em, conan the best, but no need to make it a competition.

[@Exodon2020]

"Laws are just like sausages: as long as people don't know how they're made they'll sleep well" - Otto von Bismarck

[@Morgan-db2tr]

Fab Elger we still don’t know how or why most legislation is passed thanks to lobbying. and the cows feed is most definitely worse quality than anything we eat. So his comment makes complete sense and is still very insightful.

[@stephengilmore2741]

@Fab Elger The only ignorant one here is yourself. You really think you know how legislation is made behind the closed doors of government? You haven't got a clue the amount of corruption going on, both legal and illegal, at all levels of European government.

[@AYVYN]

Laws are like constipation, they hardly get passed.

[@ddr_drogba777]

5:35 that laugh

[@valkai5036]

@ひろ Lauging Ass My Out?

[@adityapacharne5688]

@@valkai5036 😂

[@Jack-di4ox]

It’s off not out

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Don't Know The "Don't you even think about it" face

[@warrock5858]

pALPATINE

[@RyanSmith-zj6ys]

1:40 The way the guy opened the door just cracked me up

[@legogonkdroid6697]

So, könn'wa?

[@humananonymous7927]

𝚉𝙾̈𝙷~

[@not4coforyou375]

Zo

[@DubioserAltschauerberger1510]

Gates to hell

[@CBX1047R]

Does all sausage masters look like crazy scientists?

[@angelafriedemann6722]

Do all American Talk show hosts look like they escaped from an Irish mental asylum? And again: There's no such thing as a "sausage master".

[@ethan9841]

@@angelafriedemann6722 Actually yes they do.

[@michaelkogan1896]

@@angelafriedemann6722 yes there is

[@nh-rm5jt]

@@angelafriedemann6722 sausage Master is a real thing in Germany :D

[@amadeus5182]

This is Germany, after all

[@supastar25]

The guy was such a good sport

[@dinofabie]

That guy made Conan JUMPY.

[@paulbeatty9676]

Yup he was. And for the expertise he has, he wasn't stuck up.

[@LAFC.]

Who? Conan? because the sausauge master was being odd and unfriednly

[@luckyDancer100]

I feel like being with Conan for something like this, while cool, would also be a lot of work because he plays dumb/child-like to get a rise out of the person, etc. It plays funny for tv but must be exhausting in real life.

[@evananbenitez7828]

supastar Fidel Castro

[@ryzeus]

Remember Hans guys

[@WadeWilson-]

Some say he's resting in piece now.

[@stachedude]

And he's been meating God ever since

[@megaelectronvolt7848]

never forget guys

[@ali.m3179]

Oh yeah i member !!!

[@19TruthBeTold83]

+THE SAD MIST Sausages out for Hans! (Meh, old meme is old)

[@impidimpi6659]

FYI: This is actually one of the top butcher's shops in Berlin and the guy, who comes from a family of butchers, took over the shop where he learned before and is especially famous for his "Blutwurst" -> blood sausage even outside of germany. He even holds the title of a "knight of the blood sausage"by the „Confrérie des Chevaliers du Goûte Boudin“. Yes, you heard right: in France, you can become a sausage knight!

[@JackCraft-tm9hj]

His kitchen legit looks like every morgue I've seen...

[@adityakothari7466]

Conan>Jimmy Fallon

[@ferdinand9555]

Aditya kothari true

[@mecagoenlaluna]

Aditya kothari Everybody, even Hitler > Jimmy Fallon

[@NZyoutube]

Fallon even fakes his sausages.

[@GenJotsu]

Me cago en la Luna Don't go too far, ur just hurting ur message. I agree that Fallon is not good tho. Fake ass alcoholic that relies on NBCs huge budget for his weak shenanigans.

[@rayukk]

Aditya Kothari Kimmel > Conan >> Fallon

[@winterramos4527]

that guy smiles like Michael Fassbender

[@PeterPing]

He's half German so that's make sense.

[@Squidrito]

winter ramos OMG hahahah

[@Thepomafame]

right

[@springrain7454]

ikr?! All I kept thinking.

[@free2rhyme169]

Exactly what i was thinking!

[@GenJotsu]

The dude was a good sport. I think he was kind of upset you threw away the meat he let you have

[@damo3923]

I guarantee you they tell the people how to react to Conan's shenanigans "Don't laugh at this" ect.

[@Contradae]

Nah, the opposite. They look for people that Conan could rub the wrong way, essentially. Trust me, having a random person act nonchalant or "natural" or to "not laugh" is extremely difficult. Especially when they are not actors, haven't any stage training, probably shy, and haven't lived with cameras pointed at their faces for large amounts of time. That, usually ends with people trying too hard to be funny or likable because they're on TV and ruins any bit or set up. Just best to find people who are serious, and would play the straight man, Conan is the comedian.

[@the_weekender]

It was a little rude. Ok, I get that Conan didn't know whats inside but Sülze was only meat (beef/pig/chicken depending on kind) in gelatin and the other minced meat is edible raw. It's not the minced meat you find in the supermarket that's laying around the shelves for day. It is cured meat and only sold on the day it is produced and I never ever got food poisoning. However, I lived in the US for 4 years and I would not eat any of their meat raw so Conan's reaction is understandable. In addition, US supermarket meat always had some weird greyish discoloration. :/

[@PenitusVox]

They explain in the Q&A that the guy seemed kinda hurt once he caught on.

[@SuiChoy]

He took it well considering he has dedicated his life to making perfect delicious sausage and Conan just tossed it out

[@otm1008]

I love how the master butcher just kept yelling “ZOH” lmao

[@Guardianfan]

yeah, he says "so" which is basically a filler-word haha

[@VArsovski10]

@@Guardianfan Not sure what "so" means, probably something like "look", "see", "here", but also in questionable form "like this ?", but what I DO know though that "also" means "so" in German :D

[@Guardianfan]

@@VArsovski10 Its the same when someone says "like" as a filler :)

[@XgruenaugeX]

@@Guardianfan It's actually more like "well", but there is no exact word for "so" in English

[@Fliptheonly]

It's like "soooo what are we gonna do today" in a way. It just adopted some other meanings as well I guess

[@MythicTyrant]

When he starts counting his fingers XD

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

MythicTyrant when?

[@prankromp]

04:24 look

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

prank romp Ah, didn't even identify it as counting fingers. Nevermind, me silly.

[@BTCKYLE]

I haven't laughed out loud in a while... omfg... Conan is fn hilarious beyond anyone I know.

[@SuperHornedtoad]

poor Hans

[@greymonkeygames4094]

Move

[@mmaking8664]

Key and Peele are waay funnier !

[@bobsacamano5184]

Yeah I have always loved these remotes but i've realized he might be my favorite comedian which feels crazy to say but idk if anybody else is pretty much constantly hilarious

[@kylewhite9383]

BTCKYLE Hello Kyle 👍🏼

[@michaeladams6047]

that was good . Im rewatching it

[@thangkhuphrangkhol2730]

3:51 Conan has ended his show, He can actually work here now

[@김하늘-q7x3d]

as a german i feel so well represented. sausage, sausage, sausage, we only eat and drink sausages :O

[@DaveWraptastic]

and conquer Poland

[@Bringmeoneofthosechickens]

What kind of German is named Haneul Kim? Less sausage and more kimchi

[@Solaris_iv]

I feel horrible for laughing but I did omfg

[@kihlos2768]

A Korean name with a picture of a white guy kissing a black dude, yup definitely German.

[@DaveWraptastic]

@@INecr0 Lose friends and family? I was -50 when WW2 happenend, and all my family survived. And you have more muslims in Germany than I do. So what are you talking about?

[@MrSMGun]

lmao, that is way too funny. I like these trips korea and now this.

[@TheMrCarina]

check out his visit to Cuba

[@Tatukxz]

And dont forget Armenia. All of them are pure gold

[@zaimahbegum-diamond1660]

Tatu I still watch the Armenian trip. specially finding a husband for his assistant.😂

[@Tatukxz]

zaimah Begum-Diamond Yea that's probably the best one😂

[@zachaby8670]

His trip to Finland (2006) was very funny as well, though you can't find it on KZbin I think

[@BillyBones55]

"Now that i've seen that I have to go don't i" lmao

[@lateral1385]

100th like. You're welcome.

[@dcluvspie5777]

I love how he treats Conan like a child and makes the mmm noise when he eats the sausage..

[@mrzoperxplex]

Conan was so condescending that sausage master would have been completely justified to toss Conan into the meat grinder and turn him into bratwurst.

[@LimerickWarrior1]

A tad tough and chewy

[@rdizzy1]

I can't even fathom how the way Conan was acting would or could be taken as "condescending", it is ridiculous to think that.

[@dvnking]

I'm sure all the jokes and stuff in these things are discussed before they're filmed

[@tim3378]

Some words have just lost their meanings. He's playing something between a clown and a smart-ass; how people get 'condescension' from that, I don't know.

[@holymaryfullofshit3790]

didnt even try the sülze. verdammter kostverächter. (german swearing)

[@ImonSnow]

Why does this guy look like an older Michael Fassbender?!?!?!

[@dumshitonly]

They have the same smile!

[@gregshabonrolls]

They're both German

[@Patrick-po6vx]

Fassbender Father is from Germany so maby his father and this guy are Brothers.

[@saeedvazirian]

You stole the comment I was about to write. Damn you, and have a good day.

[@thewisekc]

Imon_Snow hahah.....

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

No women in this video. What a sausage fest. (Edit) not very many

[@angelfigueroa6538]

I thought that was a mother with her daughter :o

[@TheSlegi]

what about the women in the shop ? ...

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@Tim Baxter you?

[@michaljurc7208]

It's a joke -_-

[@llVIU]

there were plenty of women... look at the meat.

[@lorddingleberryhandpump7461]

The sausage master is actually the father of a class mate of mine from 5th grade. Weird seeing him here.

[@thebloocat]

Wow haha 😂

[@sonbicox6638]

But you look older than him

[@premier_leaks]

nobody asked

[@RKJs-ib5ps]

@@premier_leaks says the failed abort

[@DubioserAltschauerberger1510]

Scuffed Hitler

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

They way he reacts to something that's off camera at 3:16 was hilarious.

[@moyuh]

YouOnlyLiveTwice the thump noice they add in makes it all the better lol

[@jeremyc9593]

I lost count of how many times I replayed that part.

[@captainoblivionthicc1004]

off camera?

[@wedenganey8091]

Some one actually said : go away . 😂

[@NeonDefense385]

"Well, have a high opinion of yourself, do you?" ( °_° )

[@42LGK]

master (meister) is a job degree in germany you can be a butcher but you can qualify to be a meister then you can also train beginners

[@Rando_Shyte]

LOOL

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Alternative title: Two guys go into a discreet place and put sausages in their mouths.

[@kirby7294]

Pandas are cool kinky

[@kushagraursal5160]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@vindiesel564]

Not sausages but wieners

[@reyachrai5810]

Lmfao

[@Ysumbruh0]

Classic Germany

[@cappycook]

I love that the sausage master is also dressed as though he could be your standard german mad scientist in any action movie

[@aybmnn]

this guy's laugh is hilarious

[@kjul.]

Der arme Fleischermeister wirkt doch total nett^^

[@SASMacDroid]

kjul ist ja nur Spaß

[@didaptgaming2750]

kjul eec leeba diec

[@RingRingRingBananaPhone]

ja

[@1010-f1k]

Hi

[@RingRingRingBananaPhone]

me too

[@LalaLala-pl8ef]

The master's laugh at the end :D

[@uncleterry3085]

1:40 - that reaction of Conan when they guy opens the gate and it looks like a base where he kills and collects bodies is pure gold comedy, love Conan❤

[@nymeriastark2284]

this guy's smile reminds me of michael fassbender

[@siile1432]

Good catch.

[@Tittenmann]

Nymeria Stark michael fassbender is half german, could be an explanation for it.

[@noahhenson1669]

Jokes about sausage are the wurst.

[@P8ASE]

Worst god attend school

[@一星期-v6g]

@@P8ASE sarcasm?

[@gabrielapeter5412]

As a german speaking native I approve this high end joke 😂🎉

[@tonyshazam6271]

Anyone else on a Conan binge spring?

[@Redstripe921]

Tonyshazam yeah

[@quickpickle]

yep

[@cblg959]

great therapy

[@albertoabrego6497]

Yes!!!

[@tacobellemployee6836]

it's like therapy

[@FabianMananasala]

“Foreigner gets scared of normal butcher shop”

[@babyseal_5]

Normal? The guy looked like an evil scientist and said zsooo for no reason while opening a door 1:43 There is nothing normal about that crazy shop I tell you

[@FabianMananasala]

@@babyseal_5 that’s quite judgmental. Also conan survived so the guy didn’t make him in to a sausage

[@babyseal_5]

@@FabianMananasala he definetely tried. We all saw it

[@babyseal_5]

@@isabellgleiter6192 The comment was sarcarsm.

[@isabellgleiter6192]

@@babyseal_5 Alright, I'm sorry then

[@integralthinking6567]

A vegan's hell lmao

[@keep7smiling]

Not really dude. What really is hell is the heart & coronary diseases and stomach & intestine cancer that come with overconsumption (more than once a month) of animal products.

[@keep7smiling]

@@LethallCZ yeah, randomly attacking vegans is so much fun. ahaha they don't eat meat, how funny.

[@philippantic]

@@keep7smiling well these types of meat don't have any preservatives , which is the cause for diseases we get. Get your facts straight

[@keep7smiling]

@@philippantic WHO's official statement from 2015 is that every type of red meat can be directly linked to cancer and coronary diseases.(which is also supported by every single non-meatindustry-funded scientific long-term publication. There are literally hundreds.) Sorry to burst your bubble mate.

[@yeeticus_maximus9616]

Thorsten Böhme you must be so much fun at parties

[@sotospan8409]

I love the German guy’s laugh at the end

[@bool8705]

5:37 and Conan was never seen again

[@sethv2986]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Tropical Fish Person Isidro Boland 1:50-1:56

[@Shino-lr2wi]

He made Conan the boss...forever

[@charlesaguilar1708]

Oh well, never really liked his show anyway. No loss there.

[@Shino-lr2wi]

@@charlesaguilar1708 damn, did Fallon send you here

[@Peter_1986]

The confident German "SO!" at 1:43 is just brilliant.

[@tracygalicia7342]

I love seeing Conan traveling. It's his best work.

[@KubkibGaming]

The boss sorta look like Jack in Resident Evil 7

[@zackwilliam264]

I think he is the cast

[@dtownblastinsalvi62]

Kubkib Gaming he does!!!

[@oooo9880]

Na supper 😏🤟🖤💙😌🎸🕺💃🤨

[@bellajuventina]

If I'm never heard from again, find me. Avenge me. 😂

[@TiyZzi]

I would eat him.

[@KasunGayantha]

😅

[@blu3j00Ls]

The master guy seems like a sweetheart 😂

[@NealX]

"See that little girl over there? That's a sausage lollipop she's eating." Conan, I'm going to have to ask you to have a seat right over there.

[@CodeeXD]

Yes officer this one right here

[@smokeboytone7146]

Chris Hansen

[@supernukettv3910]

SmokeBoyTone Hansen vs Conan lmao

[@edmund8954]

I dont get it.

[@madguy881]

@Rizky Satya that's "PORICE SAN"

[@PhillyFrank1]

My Italian grandmother said the same thing: "Eat it, then I'll tell you what it is." Funny stuff, though Conan is playing on stereotypes like the European-trip season of "I Love Lucy" crossed with Anita Loos' "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." Fortunately, the Germans are having fun back at him -- that's what makes it work.

[@sneezy234]

Im Italian too and had the same problem but for me it was cavallo haha so i have eaten horse and i wouldnt have eaten it back then but after that i knew i have to because it tastes way to great

[@deivisony]

@@sneezy234 Here in Brazil it happened with "testiculos bovinos"... I think as a italian you could understand that...

[@gggggggggggggggggg161]

@@deivisony yea in every european language I guess, you'd really have to be hella slow to unintentionally eat testiculos.

[@inga1721]

Conan and Jordan Schlansky ITALY Conan and Jordan Schlansky ITALY CONAN AND JORDAN SCHLANSKY ITALY ITALY ITALY

[@MrIchbins666]

well spoken, :-)

[@andreafranco5551]

As italian i'm afraid but happy

[@Bonke_EB]

The only way I'll die happy is if this becomes a real thing.

[@URPros]

Well, it has become a real thing now

[@laserdiscisawesome1263]

I like Marcus’s “ZO!” When he starts to explain something

[@karlkastor]

4:30 We literally eat this stuff on bread for breakfast. lol

[@Eman1900O]

Karl Kastor wow lol

[@toveychow3635]

I saw that. Raw pork on break in the morning. Lol

[@sugarbxnny741]

Wirklich? Brot? Ja, Ich liebe Brot. aber rohes Fleisch? wie schmeckt es? ist es anderes von gekochtes Fleisch? (Ich bin aus Kanada, so ich habe nie rohes Fleisch essen)

[@karlkastor]

@@sugarbxnny741 Ja, wir essen rohes Hackfleisch. Es heißt "Mett" und wird vom Metzger genau nach Bandwurm-Nissen und sowas untersucht. Es schmeckt sehr gut, wenn man es mit Zwiebeln und etwas Salz und Pfeffer auf einem Brötchen isst. Es schmeckt aber anders als gekochtes Fleisch.

[@mrknowmyself]

You guys eat raw pork, doenst it have bacteria?

[@supastar25]

RIP Hans

[@SMOOTUBE]

Looks like *Texas Chainsaucage Massacre*

[@KatieWilliams1990x]

What's a saucage? We're all talking about sausages and you're talking about some weird German underground BDSM/Fetish thing.... Get help at once...

[@johnfkennedy4233]

@@KatieWilliams1990x ☄️

[@reganwolf4405]

😆😅👌🏼

[@reganwolf4405]

@@KatieWilliams1990x 😭😅👌🏼

[@thecrow3350]

True 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandgarciacalle]

"People laughing is my sausage"- Conan O'Brien

[@CatatonicImperfect]

wait. so the meister's sausage is pigs, but conan's sausage is people's faces? the amis have a strange hümor.

[@imviiku]

When he counted his fingers 😂😂😂😂

[@celiboo]

It's honestly so funny to watch Conan trying to pronounce the german words. Especially when you're german.

[@xYonowaaru]

ikr

[@Silverwarhawk]

"Are you a fun boss?" He's German they wörk wörk wörk all day

[@ErenYeager-fr5qe]

0:40 I DIED AT LAUGHING 😂😂

[@hanorigins576]

goodness, it was so funny!

[@patricklee780]

In my opinion, German food is some of the best on the planet. The quality standards are second to none and that includes bakery, brewery, construction and many many other industries.

[@thesecretlibrary890]

Yeah it's extremely underrated. We don't known much beyond Munich Snitchel which is a shame for many. Regional cuisine is unexplored and underappreciated.

[@hazardeur]

same goes for the other DACH countries. Switzerland probably having the highest standards nowadays

[@theporcupine9993]

@@tartret5115 oh a Nazi joke, how original and funny

[@ReeN1995]

@@tartret5115 Germany is one of the leading countries when it comes to multiculturalism you idiot.

[@metalovermatter4045]

i think the flemmish part of belgium could give u a run for your money

[@wolffgang101]

Ha every time he says something in German and when he walks away

[@mavelaw]

Hans got out of line lmao hahahahaa

[@gustavoguimaraes2520]

0:46 Amazing Arnold Schwarzenegger impression!

[@llililillilliilli905]

"Rischtisch" - Ich liebe den Kerl

[@karthikeyant7489]

“Remember Hans”

[@playboyx85]

That guy looks like an evil sausage maker

[@WadeWilson-]

Of course. He can turn a human into a sausage in hours. And eat them later also.

[@nanogrong708]

FYI theyre called sausagiers.....

[@munnirokz1]

BoogieDownBx he looks very kind and serious about his job.

[@munnirokz1]

BoogieDownBx he looks very kind and serious about his job.

[@ineffablemars]

BoogieDownBx I'd try his sausage 😏

[@Danxerombus]

Now that Conan is no longer on TV he should return to Germany and embrace the art of sausage-making.

[@moos5221]

I somehow get the feeling that we germans do have a sense of humor, but we need Conan to tickle it out.

[@playstation1331]

Is that Steve Jobs son?

[@doejohn6197]

PlayStationRIHSKY Nuh it’s his brother.

[@denisbronskii5629]

PlayStationRIHSKY xD ikr that wh a I thought

[@badmeme486]

PlayStationRIHSKY think different. Think... ...sausage.

[@ericojeda4282]

His german cousin

[@icemanjr.5819]

PlayStationRIHSKY No thats Steve Jobs, he faked his death

[@MetaPlay23]

Der Typ war so deutsch, deutscher ging's nicht xD

[@00bean00]

Fleischmeister - check Bart - wieder check Droll - check

[@Anna-zi7sx]

Rischtisch

[@chesterthemolester7976]

🤣🤣 so legendär

[@andreniki8864]

der Metzger: - was ist das für ein Typ. Der Moderator: Ich werde heute zerhackt xD Aber nebenbei richtig respektlos einfach das essen weiterzugeben, zumindest einmal probieren, man wird ihn schon nicht vergiften. also es war lustig, aber die jüngere trump Version war ziemlich respektlos. Man versteht ja das es comedy sein soll + Entertainment, aber wie gesagt hätte besser sein können

[@alexaokwuosa5081]

Er hat es auch warscheinlich probiert ist doch nuer ein Witz.

[@anonymousposter6671]

How do not eat everything he gives you, it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!!

[@gooseman2376]

It looks really good and it probably is cleaner than some of the stuff we eat here in America lol

[@thesprawl2361]

" it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!! " Technically, it could be alive. He could just hand Conan a live piglet.

[@missm2925]

He was uncomfortable with eating raw meat.

[@maze95]

@@missm2925 in germany you can eat every meat raw :D

[@UnitSe7en]

It's American sensibilities that all children are taught. Raw meat is dangerous (or could be/can't be guaranteed in most countries). That's all.

[@kingjulian.r5748]

look at the dude with the blue cap at 4:10 when Conman says what would've happened if they had said no?

[@Rottypops]

What Conan probably doesn't know is that humans can eat raw meat if the meat is fresh/the animal just died and bacteria hasn't had enough time to accumulate.

[@EduardoMunguia]

Is fish safe too?

[@HanaOccasionally]

Angel M. Sushi

[@mattchow5326]

If the animal is healthy and the meat handled properly you can eat it raw.

[@BasketofLotion]

But bacteria is always growing- exponentially. It takes seconds.

[@rayster189]

Cobalt A few seconds worth of bacteria wouldn't make you sick. Hours perhaps.

[@hotcupofsoup]

"MY GOD... YOU'RE INSANE!!" 😂😂😂

[@abusid98]

"Now that I've seen that, I have to go don't I?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xergiok2322]

I always thought Conan meant to say the opposite: "Now that I've seen that, I'm not allowed to leave, am I?" ... what he said doesn't make much sense, but his great delivery makes it work.