Clueless Gamer: "Death Stranding Director's Cut" | Team Coco

[@patientzeropoint5271]

"Hey mom will you get off my back?!" Instant classic.

[@SodaPop2323]

“Injure her? She’s dead!” Is another

[@ImpsDelight]

Fly is the best BB episode.

[@patientzeropoint5271]

@ImpsDelight Nice catch!

[@Rob_Gibson]

On my 4th playthrough, NEVER had that thought. Laughed my ass off!

[@maxm4451]

I wanted to see his house with all the mushrooms outside. And to say what the hell happened here? 😁

[@matchitoo8370]

i love how its confirmed that hideo kojima knows perfect english but he just doesnt give a whole fuck, gotta love him

[@TheZooropaBaby]

I read that in the past he was kind of embarrassed with his English and decided not to speak publicly in English

[@mikeisms]

​@@TheZooropaBabyI read the same about Conan, but due to his complete lack of shame, he's still speaking English, like, all. The. Time.

[@Wernershnitzl]

@@TheZooropaBaby I'd be embarrassed too if someone native to Japan tried hearing me speak Japanese but I'm still learning lmao

[@MtnNerd]

I met him years ago at Comic Con and he absolutely does. My guess is he just gets nervous speaking another language in front of an audience.

[@thedarkknight2221]

I like to think that his English isn’t that great. I would feel the same way if I knew Spanish but not fluently. I would feel like I was butchering the Spanish language every time I mispronounced something.

[@Curious963]

Conan looked genuinely stoked and horrified to see himself on screen.

[@TLguitar]

The digitized face went a little too deep into the unconany valley.

[@jaefrmbk2k]

next time he'll get the ai treatment 🎉

[@florete2310]

I'd go out on a limb here and say that he's making exactly the kind of face of a guy who's seeing himself wearing an otter on his head...

[@rd0dave]

@@TLguitar Take your damn like and go

[@GoggledAgog]

@@rd0dave my brain autocorrected the spelling the first time I read it, I didn’t realise what they’d done until I saw your comment

[@spencercox4092]

My favorite part about clueless gamer is that Conan's unfamiliarity with the tropes of video games often leads to him making some of the most salient criticisms of modern AAA games

[@Bloodynine606]

Mine too but is Death Stranding really following any tropes?

[@Bloodynine606]

@ Japanese people don’t care about western wokeness 😂

[@the_slimy_ape]

@@Billy-bc8pklmaoooooooo there always has to be the the anti woke incel

[@Johnspartan296]

@@Billy-bc8pk "wOkEnEsS". Normal people dont complain about wokeness.

[@Billy-bc8pk]

@@Johnspartan296 Yes, because they have become inundated with so much of it thanks to the zeitgeist, that they happily chow down on the slop produced by the big corps. Hope you enjoy wheelchair bound alphabet Batman in the Arkham Asylum remake.

[@G59METH]

The fact that this is an ad for the Xbox version of Death Stranding AND the Samsung TV but is really just an announcement that Conan will be in Hideo's next game is genius

[@Eph_Wilson]

They really capture the “watching your little brother fuck up your save” experience.

[@Nutterbutter123]

You know what. This is correct

[@erenjaeger3537]

Clueless Gamer is the only video game review I trust.

[@triggerfairy4070]

Yep

[@AwesomeFish12]

The Neon Dimension is better!

[@lalo38th41]

How about Gameranx or Skillup?

[@sexydictator3241]

There's also Angry Joe, but he does a lot of movie reviews nowadays, too.

[@wasteofskin1551]

​@lalo38th41 you're taking this seriously huh

[@nordicsoda9514]

NEVER STOP THIS SERIES

[@florete2310]

DEFINITELY💯👍👍👍

[@krisnarefaagusta16]

Yes, without an Xbox Series X|S console.

[@silverfritzreah5598]

6:18 I dont think anybody acknowledges how much Bley is in pain whenever Conan has the controller and can't achieve basic movements even though the instructions are already on the screen

[@BrainDeadz]

I've played It Takes Two with my girlfriend. Til now, we haven't yet finished the game. I know what he's going through.

[@zizinnnn]

yes because he's an adult with ripped jeans 😂😂😂

[@GalanofTaa-rw8dk]

​@@zizinnnnYou're the type of guy to wear ripped jeans

[@zizinnnn]

@@GalanofTaa-rw8dk never in my life & also, not a guy

[@GalanofTaa-rw8dk]

@@zizinnnn womp womp

[@yashaleo7]

9:28 ‘Roar’… 😂 I think this is the first time Conan has ever seen himself do that. His FACE 🤣

[@florete2310]

Love the simple fact, that there's a game out there that features that exact move of his. Hope, the sequel will feature Conan's trademark marionette string dance

[@Cherokeechuck9]

"...I flew to tokyo"

[@amanhajare7637]

No way. For a moment I thought this was an old video, still clicked to watch. Thank you for coming back clueless gamer!!

[@alexanderhikel2350]

Love how the most enjoyment Conan got from a video game was just constantly falling down hahaha

[@joshuabrien2970]

They need to get him to play a game with intense ragdolls he would would love it

[@MtnNerd]

@@joshuabrien2970 Helldivers 2 lol

[@theobservarator6424]

Untitled Goose Game or Goat Simulator would be epic.

[@ODUBlue]

For me it was the off-camera laughter also 😂 PS I’d pay to see him play Goat Simulator

[@jeremyc9593]

Goat simulator is a brilliant suggestion

[@samanthamarie6474]

Oh my god! I never thought I'd get to see my hologram from Death Stranding on here. Not my voice, but that's my body scan before Conan blips on. I only got the part because I was so nervous auditioning in front of Hideo that I acted like a clown. Conan, you are my hero, and I am glad I flubbed my audition.Just to hear you ask "is that my wife" makes me smile. Your wife is way cooler than me though.😉

[@slavexcalledxshiver]

That's so cool!

[@Grendel2403]

So cool for you!!

[@eugzo]

I love the internet for comments like this

[@howardstark]

What a wonderful comment to read! How incredibly cool to share that experience. I also appreciate the slight tinge of self-deprecation; a sign of genuine humility! 😊

[@spencerm5612]

You did a great job! Congrats!

[@rishiroy8195]

Please bring this series regularly. Absolutely love this series.

[@krisnarefaagusta16]

@@rishiroy8195 But unfortunately there is no Xbox Series X or S console for Conan and Bley.

[@QuixoticCowboy]

To be fair, Conan's expressions when Bley explains the plot is a normal expression for any one who gets a run down of any Kojima game

[@Robitrium-B]

Yep

[@c.9345]

Conan is gonna be in Death Stranding 2! I'm genuinely so happy about this

[@FUBARguy107]

Well he was in the first so why not😊

[@Kickex]

As if I wasn't insanely hyped about the game already! 😂

[@CacoExplosivo]

yeah he's for sure gonna be the main character

[@NarteV3]

World Premier! jaja im happy about this too

[@pedro_sallome]

Or in the Kojima-Peele game!

[@EnoVarma]

You don't get work in Hollywood when you get old - unless you're Conan, in which case you get to host the Oscars. Which is the best news from Hollywood in a long time.

[@HeroicHaroon]

true, Hollywood is dull as hell and news like this warms my heart

[@PickaHand]

"Oh my God. I hate him and he's me." Amazing! So happy to see this series return!

[@porudoryu]

9:23 I think this is the most accurate way how to incorporate Conan's growl/pur. Great job game dev and writers.

[@bernienoma]

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! So happy with the return to the format that makes this series great! Just Conan being passive aggressive to Aaron while being angry at videogames! KEEP IT UP!!!

[@tdawgmaximus8160]

"Oh my God! I hate him and he's me!" ...yeah I know that feeling 😂

[@madmaxandrade]

"I didn't want accurate!"

[@phollie801]

The experience of seeing yourself online 10 years ago

[@top.secret000]

Wow they actually listened to what the fans wanted. Just one more reason why Conan is the best!

[@lll9107]

1:16 Conan definitely said some smart*** stuff they had to cut because it was an ad.

[@jokerraton8183]

I got a kick out of how jarring it was

[@JustSwivel2]

NO MORE DRY MEAT

[@fattiger2000]

​@@JustSwivel2HEAVY DUTY GRILLING GRATES

[@nivkejk7303]

Love the internet​@@JustSwivel2

[@nick-j5z]

Not gonna lie the last clueless gamer and this one all were unfunny and seems very scripted. Aaron bley explaining stuff while Conan rolls his eyes and the shameless promotional plug are all soo forced now, it takes the fun out of it. Not organic Conan and Bley playing moment anymore as fear of not pleasing advertisers. I also am convinced a lot of Conan jokes have been taken out by his idiot writers or producers to appear more PG and appeal to the payed advertisers. What worked with Clueless gamer initially was Conan roasting the absurdity of each game and brutally honest. But now it all feels all protected, to not hurt the brand, not genuine. And very much unfunny and forced.

[@KyleReeve-q8n]

I wish they would screen these in front of an audience to add the laughter into the final cut. Its funny as hell already, but I feel the crowed reactions add a lot to these. Still great stuff from Conan!

[@jeremyc9593]

I don't know about every game, but the Tomb Raider crowd reaction definitely added to that video and made it an instant classic.

[@Gwynarth]

​@@jeremyc9593 Those were the days. Audience reactions from Tomb Raider and The Witcher 3 were gold!

[@vivaleroca7511]

For Conan specifically, I think the canned laughter actually works because of his rep for late night. Either way, even without it, Conan is hilarious no matter the format.

[@Gangstabob716]

8:43 Thats the happiest I've seen Conan on Clueless Gamer

[@CarlosDangerPowers]

He's happiest when playing Witcher 3 😂

[@elvisisnotalive]

The clueless gamer documents Aaron's fashion journey

[@jvissers3086]

And uh... what "era" is this?

[@chickenkroonie]

@@jvissers3086 Dermatologist checkup era

[@wyskass861]

From one t shirt to another.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@jvissers3086 The evening wear era?🤔

[@florete2310]

I knew he would comment on Aaron's pants the moment I saw him. "This person is Ubishii!" - I am still LMAO😂😂😂

[@laguna_bob]

4:34 I love that in unison moved their bodies like they were on a rollercoaster together lol

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

mirroring neurons

[@mestrinimaster3602]

Nice catch 😂

[@metalisandman]

They're like the 2K crowds lol

[@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut]

The old man laugh

[@dadankengine4661]

“You look like you just saved a battalion by jumping on a grenade.” They remembered that Conan roasting Aaron was one of our favorite parts of clueless game (along with Aaron giving the best defense he can think of) lmao

[@mottirs298]

if you want more of that, watch conan' podcast

[@dadankengine4661]

@ oh I definitely have watched quite a few episodes, great podcast

[@LegalMind-ds4wr]

4:32 those synchronized body movements show just how comfortable Conan and Blay are doing these games together 😄

[@jackbrenner6340]

I love this, I hope they do more clueless gamers in the future because these are just some of the best things to watch.

[@thedarkknight2221]

8:41 I had almost the EXACT same expression when I saw Conan pop up as I was playing this game. I looked everywhere for him, like a ginger Where’s Waldo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pj101]

Great story

[@ricardobjj24]

These are the best videos on KZbin & we're back with just Aaron and Conan like the good old days

[@ashvienis]

because with random celebrity the cluless gamer becomes about celebrity, not the game, while target audience usually does not care about some random celebrity

[@dereklangston9]

Conan seeing himself in the game for the first time is one of the most precious things I’ve ever seen

[@Saurischian]

Please never stop this series. It's my favorite of the many favorites of remotes

[@rhyswong8976]

Conan playing a game with Conan cameo inside. Lovely love it.

[@ldyb1712]

I wish we could have Clueless Gamer at least once a month ! I missed it so much and I'm so glad that we finally get another one, plus with Conan and Aaron :D

[@Blackbird_42]

I love that Conan didn't stay in the late night box and embraced the internet of it all. Now he's in a triple A game that he doesn't understand and leading the podcast charts. Truly inspiring. It's too bad he's insane.😂

[@milkacj5788]

never thought i would see another clueless gamer before GTA 6's launch

[@Buffypoodle]

I can’t believe I had time to get a girlfriend, get married, have kids, and become a grandfather before GTA 6

[@dragonhkss]

Smart comment.

[@JV-ll1cu]

Such an overused "joke"

[@hippityhoppityw]

i cant believe we might actually get a clueless gamer of GTA 6 lol

[@slovnicurling9808]

Never thought I would see literal child under Conan video.

[@TwoWrights]

Conan patiently nodding and eye rolling when Bley is doing the sponsors advertising copy. Lol

[@loboneiner1034]

Clueless Gamer should be a weekly video series. I'd definitely tune in regularly.

[@dragomango992]

These are so funny. Never fails. Thank you for continuing to make these, Conan! Much love and respect! Stay healthy, brother!

[@alexaama2024]

6:47 “Neil Luke get off me!” - this is sooooooo out of nowhere I busted out laughing

[@Jor_toons]

The best😂😂

[@LiburanSenang]

That's his brother name, right?

[@nilsdula7693]

I understood that reference.

[@mathias2277]

@@LiburanSenang both his brother's names lmao

[@Laochraiceann]

Mr Bley, could you arrange for Conan to stumble his way through Baldur's Gate 3 please?

[@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII]

Conan would spend half the game trying to have sex with every character. Then realizing he can’t have sex with the NPCs which would make him turn off the game.

[@Nicohamcg]

Can you play it on the samsung oled tho? 🤔

[@karthikkr93]

@@NicholasBarthesJohnstontheIII It'll be like the witcher playthrough lol they'll just skip to the sex after Conan tires himself out trying to perv on every NPC lmfao

[@mollyholly3547]

Omg yes!!

[@MrParsley2000]

​@@Nicohamcgfunny you should ask. You now can as of today

[@Rob_Gibson]

Honestly, Conan's reaction to seeing himself was beautiful. (I'm going to tease that it took this long to make this episode, fellas!!!) I'm really happy for you, Conan!

[@good-questions]

Watching Conan’s pure delight watching himself on this game and his riff on himself afterward - pure, unadulterated classic Conan.

[@cawneyhawme7141]

... it took me a minute to figure out that's just what regular Conan looks like. 30 years and I've never seen him without the hair poof.

[@ruffuls4212]

You know I'm confident in saying that he looks better that way 😂

[@mineshaftrisotto]

It’s crazy that I’ve been watching Conan for the last two decades. Time is a son of a gun.

[@jeremyc9593]

Wow. Two and a half for me. Thanks for the reminder that we're getting old lol.

[@bigfloppymonster]

I love how interesting it is to hear the explanation for Death Stranding and Conan just isnt having any of it lol

[@staomruel]

I love the game, but I cannot stand the story. Without 'Skip Cutscene' I would probably not have finished my 1st playthrough, let alone the next couple.

[@cschmitz100]

“Injure her?! She’s dead!!” 😂💀

[@gunpeiyaboi5280]

I hope in DS2 we have to transport The Wandering MC on our backs to a new location just so we can hear Conan banter all along the way including what he would say when we drop him.

[@jacks1678]

😂😂 that would be so fun

[@donut_jam]

this would be great. let him go all out and get some 4th wall breaking jokes.

[@gunpeiyaboi5280]

@@donut_jam I'm imagining a lot of "Mush! Mush!" and "Are we there yet?" type humor from Conan, but they could totally incorporate his commentary about the game and go, "So you just walk forward and hold those two straps all the time? I don't know why I thought this would be fun" oh my god I just realized that means he could also talk to the belt puppet

[@deanvikram]

I was just bingeing all clueless gamer episodes yesterday, the timing cannot get any better 🔥

[@sarkisianhavens]

2:14 is the moment Conan feels those edibles homies

[@kylek29]

Can we appreciate that computer graphics technology has finally advanced enough to capture Conan's hair in its glory?

[@miragegaming984]

Man its so good to see him in this type of content, I miss his show. No matter the mood I was in I could watch him and feel better.

[@jeremyc9593]

I know the feeling. I downloaded a torrent years ago of all of his Tonight Show shows. I got a naughty strike from NBC through my ISP (which lead me to VPN's), but it's perfect to watch whenever the cold months hit to help keep me sane.

[@miragegaming984]

@@jeremyc9593 thats why i stream it from a totally legit streaming site. possession is what you get in trouble for but so far streaming isn't considered punishable.

[@AtollEntertainment]

We are so back, another Clueless Gamer, he's hosting The Oscars It's Conan's time to conquer again.

[@elvisisnotalive]

the look of pure joy when conan sees himself 🥰😍

[@jacknguyen1062]

YEESSS never thought we'd get another Clueless Gamer. Please do more of these Conan! 🔥

[@rsencion]

This should be used in "advertisement school" as the example for THE PERFECT AD this is perfect cuz I'll rewatch a million times to the point of having the brand Samsung printed in my subconscious. 👏

[@duartemota5346]

"Injured our mom, she's DEAD" Legendary stuff 😂

[@thedarkknight2221]

I’ve been wanting to see Conan play this game for FIVE YEARS! And it was worth the wait.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeffKelly03]

It took me far too long to realize why Conan looked a little different and then it hit me: Conan, your hair! It's not nearly tall enough!

[@redfox4220]

Conan’s big proud smile he has seeing himself in the game gives me so much life

[@rayqq674602808]

Omg plz don’t give up this program, I can’t live without it😢 big fan from china, I need clueless gamer to upscale my life

[@arbknight12]

I thought Conan would love having all those cameras around him

[@Eupator5]

Conan dressing down blay for his sartorial choices was hilarious!

[@Y2jblubb]

Bley didn't tell conan, that it's tradition to pee at conans house :( but other than that it was great!

[@thekidzcantfathom]

i was so hyped when I found Conan in Death Stranding. i still have the hoodie equipped too.

[@TravisRiver]

Conan has definitely had a facelift. He looks great.

[@FlySpaghetti]

I had the ultimate turkey pufferfish face puff at the plastic surgeon. They do that now. It's called a blowOutNup for short.

[@slipperyjim1497]

You can catch Bley on Twitch frequently watching movies, chatting, playing games, trying to escape from nets. He really is one of us nerds. Funny guy too so I see why Conan likes him.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Lmao he called hideo to find himself 😂😂😂😂

[@joeslickback]

Did Kojima just confirm Conan's going to be in Death Stranding 2....or the horror game he's working with Jordan Peele

[@hoorting]

I am so happy to finally see gaming videos back! This is hilarious! Please keep this series up!

[@twosquirrels6997]

Thank you for bringing this back love it

[@doranhuh]

Uploaded only 13 minutes ago❤ I've been waiting for this for so long. Absolutely love it!

[@firebird_613]

So excited for this keep up the great work Conan and always stay awesome 😎🤘🔥

[@HIR0SE]

My withdrawal was killing me, dude. Finally another hit! I'm gonna ride this wave for as long as I can, waiting for the next one.

[@sherifsalem3133]

Most underrated segment of Conan's show he HAS to do these MORE!!

[@WeiSwan]

After playing through Death Stranding as a longtime Conan fan, it was a delight to fulfill the deliveries of his cosplay character. It makes me smile to finally see Conan's reaction to his part in the game.

[@LandoCalani404]

Conan should have his son Beckett in this segment too, he's a big gamer like Blay.

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Conan to Hideo Kojima: "What's wrong with you?" :D

[@rottensquid]

I think we're all asking that question. That's why we love the guy. What a weirdo!

[@florete2310]

He called him twice😆... Otter jokes, or not... Conan willl always be my personal hero, LOL... I am LMAO😂

[@Ice_2192]

Gonna be honest, Conan's reaction to the synopsis of the game is the same way I felt before, during, and after the game. Probably the only game in my life where I was completely lost. I have played all Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear Solid games and those, to me, were a lot easier to understand than this game despite having an extremely deep lore to them.

[@jjmah7]

I sense that Hideo and Conan are genuinely friends with each other, which makes them both even cooler somehow

[@kovulion7777]

Conan was the best cameo in the game, its like he was the only one who was happy he was there

[@hamsandwichson]

Using the Samsung ad as fodder to rip into Bley is peak product integration. 😂

[@katelynmatthews2537]

My favorite bit will always be Conan wanting to off himself during Bley’s game introductions

[@mattmays9063]

I think my favorite is Bill Hader and Conan both absolutely shredding into Blay after he scared the crap out of Hader.

[@triggerfairy4070]

I prefer when he perv out

[@mtrps_]

THE RETURN OF THE KINGGG

[@nanu421]

This childlike joy when Conan sees himself in the video game… boys stay boys in the end of the day

[@InterestingObservations]

Conan! It’s so good to see you do more clueless gamer bits! You’re so funny and just the GOAT

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

5:33 - the best review of this game. 'Buy some duct tape'.

[@Yappa1996]

0:30 It's like the core of the sun itself invented a new brightness

[@TubaraoCK6]

I love how these two are still making videos for us guys, and we are guys

[@stephengrigg5988]

Honestly Conan's reaction to being told the story of this game is completely fair

[@peakcontent777]

It’s amazing how Conan has evolved from late-night TV to being a part of a AAA game while still keeping it real! His journey is inspiring, even if he is a little insane! 😂 Can’t wait to see what they bring next!

[@inTravert8899]

The time has finally come!!

[@samdiego1965]

1:58 this is how it is if you try to explain ANY Kojima games.

[@pyktkmrge]

Imagine having a LIVING LEGEND on speed dial. Does Conan understand how huge Kojima is in the industry? Lol

[@Nocturne22]

He's not a nerd, so he doesn't care.

[@balsalmalberto8086]

He's interviews celebrities for a living

[@jedinxf7]

abiut as big as Conan in his much bigger industry?

[@bonten.]

Of course it's gonna be comedy when Conan plays it 😂

[@florete2310]

Conan going completely blank every time Aaron's geeking out magnificently about the story plot of the game is just comedy gold, LOVE IT🧡

[@josueorgoaway]

I can’t believe Hideo actually made a real life version of the character Conan from the video game.

[@panxozombieslayer]

Now that Conan is doing clueless gamer i want to see him play Stellar Blade

[@tsogobauggi8721]

Oh my... Conan's head would explode :)

[@tonypee3465]

up this post, make it to reality 🎉