Conan & Andy Richter Learn A Traditional German Dance | CONAN on TBS

[@euner_xcx]

''Close enough'' - ''Closer please'' *CRIES IN GERMAN*

[@jakikedawen]

"Dont spread your hands like this,we know you have 10 fingers.just do like this".lol

[@Bartnuschler]

Thats the kind of humor my german driving teacher pulled of every lesson

[@alicedwonderland7733]

he's so lacking a sense of humor! Growing up with that guy as a dad - lol

[@edensgate3770]

lol i was just reading coment section when that part started to play while i was reading thisi got scared that hes watching me

[@donbow450]

Shows Conans class, that he did not go for the obvious joke.

[@LisaMitchellGD]

Such a blunt German thing to say lol

[@binchb7133]

2:28 that left guy basically inhales the beer and no one notices :D

[@MMadesen]

Its normal in Germany.

[@christiancibulka1886]

In Germany, we call this „Saufen“.

[@bestpsymusicbest2607]

Must be budlight

[@adamthetired9319]

Germans (Austrians included) and Czechs are the biggest beer-consumers in the world.

[@bestpsymusicbest2607]

@@adamthetired9319 Finland ?? Sweden?? No

[@thorragnarok679]

Conan: "Close enough." German dad: "Closer please!"

[@TRANCEP0RT]

boy, he killed him =D

[@DubioserAltschauerberger1510]

STOBBIT MR BURNS

[@KC-ni5gw]

So German!

[@Alison-o9d]

😩

[@ersturdevant2831]

"we know you have ten fingers" : German sarcasm at its finest.

[@MSW96]

I died omg

[@BartSimpson-jd2vs]

A bit rudimentary

[@pj101]

Just rude

[@utakatasama9155]

@Eni lmao

[@ccunit666]

@@MSW96 he got him back for telling his son "you know where my hands are"

[@joshuagordon8590]

Otto Von Bismarck on the Accordion

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Joshua Gordon hahahaha

[@inregiis5327]

Bismarck has a plan for Conan, Bismarck always has a plan

[@PiratPictures]

To compare Bismarck with a core Bavarian is pretty brave of you :D

[@GoldFighters15]

hahahaha

[@henvisch]

Zuckerbrot und Peitsche für die Söhne

[@thewatcher8368]

"Appreciate you leaving your cuckoo clock".. That was just amazingly hilarious...

[@heffeff]

I laughed so hard on this 😂😂

[@Miikkkaelmon]

I cracked up so hard XDDD

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

+ carved out of a sausage

[@zhouwu]

I think he made an enemy, right there. Not that it would have made much of a difference.

[@mechadoggy]

1:03

[@SimonSchatten]

Being a native german, I was convinced for several “sentences” that Conan spoke German and that I just didn’t hear all the words. - that is next level imitation

[@dlxmarks]

Flula Borg told Conan that typically every 4th or 5th word of his rants is an actual German term aside from all the ders, dies and unds.

[@moonbalancedd]

It's what german sounds like to us.

[@Sonatengraf]

Indeed, I don't think I've ever heard fake German as good as Conan's.

[@missk159]

He tends to include a lot of numbers 😂

[@RajashreeGhoshdiya]

loved that dad's dry humour.

[@muratarkabar4328]

i am from bavaria, trust me hes not joking

[@golvan963]

Is there such a thing as german humour?

[@007Anukul]

nope, don't think dad was enjoying it.

[@golvan963]

He was carved out of a sausage after all

[@cicci0salsicci0]

He's the only one I saw leaving Conan speechless.

[@kmaggie924]

If I fall asleep now I'll get 5 hours of sleep.. If I fall asleep now I'll get 4 hours of sleep.. If I fall asleep now I'll get 3 hours of sleep... And yet I'm still here watching Conan remotes and I can't stop.

[@Deanwalsh1]

Chandler Bing

[@leeunderwood3]

I'm doing exactly what you did K Maggie 😂

[@cognitivedisability9864]

lol sounds like me everynight, just watching the bomb tick lol..

[@sarah_b_555]

Oh shoot wow, it's late...😲😯

[@mjseymo9100]

Soooooooo, you realize that would mean you spent about 3 hours on an 8 minute video....IJS. Your comment is false advertising

[@BMWDRE10]

Conan got OWNED by that German dad several times. Love every minute. LOL

[@vanessaguevara410]

💄👗👙👠👡👢👚👜👑👒⌚👸👲❤🐈🐼

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Franz and Simon's dad is absolutely fantastic.

[@patrickswartz7173]

Work first. Rules. The rules say learn Schuhplattler first. Then fun later. Rules and regulations: Germany's favorite past time!

[@FriendlyCroock]

@-I- -I- Well honey... when he made conan do a nazi salute that wasn't just a mockery of Conan.

[@FriendlyCroock]

@-I- -I- That was a mockery of your american nation.

[@thirdgen377]

That man is a great father. I love the way Conan's smartass nature clashes with German discipline. Really makes for a great time.

[@saadqureshi7127]

Def not a great father forcing their kids to dance for money. 🤦‍♂️

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

@@saadqureshi7127 You really don't get the video, do you...

[@NoFlu]

@@saadqureshi7127 Oh no, imagine beeing in a traditional bavarian dance group with your brother and father, clearly this happy old man is forcing grown adults to do this

[@builttoresist225]

@@saadqureshi7127 🎪🤡

[@TheDivayenta]

When an Irishman meets some Bavarians

[@alexespinoza6366]

"First vork. Zhen ze fun." That father is hilarious!

[@TheWhiteHeadphones]

typical german phrase - I hate it lol

[@rockinresurrection6542]

@@TheWhiteHeadphones Believe me, pretty much nobody here lives like that anymore

[@TheWhiteHeadphones]

Rockin' Resurrection zum Glück ;D

[@Kiviantares]

Rockin' Resurrection you are so wrong :D

[@derpanzerkommandant4641]

Logisch. Erscht d' Arbeit, dann de Spass. Jawoll.

[@vunguyenchannel]

Idk somehow that German dad looks adorable and terrifying at the same time.

[@Losrandir]

He must be a Sith lord, making us all believe he is adorable and funny

[@NeovanGoth]

"Adorable and terrifying" is literally how o perceived my Bavarian dad when I was a child. 😂

[@nikokaapa]

I'm amazed how much tolerance they have for Conan's shenanigans.

[@opanama161]

Niko Kääpä they dont xD They are just polite af haha

[@cinnamonstar808]

they know he is comedian

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

Would quite get away if it was in Saudi Arabia...

[@sakataginko9092]

I’m surprised they can even keep a straight face

[@jennyjentot6862]

Father: They can do both Conan: this guys a monster

[@12mauro21]

That kills me every time xD

[@ArtistTiah]

As a german I have to say, this is way to german for me... Edit 04.17.20: Some people seem too not understand that this is baverian, wich not resembles the whole german culture. But is seen for foreigners as stereotyped germans. That´s why I sayed it´s too german for me. :) The comments here saying that´s sad and that I should be ashamed.... well you see, YOU are a typical (stereotyped) foreigner. ;) At last the germans obviously understand it. :)

[@poppyblack3356]

I know it's late, buuut agreed XD way to Bavarian 🤣🤣 he should have visited Hamburg or Düsseldorf xD

[@XManX102]

Maybe if we had a couple of beers first, it will be alright

[@norben1162]

@Krok Krok when you think.... myself dont do that just I must be that kind of german for guys like you to bee a "real" german. We are individuals and dont have to be bavarian (yes bavarian not german because no german in east, north, west and in great parts of middle germany wear this or have this culture) or for you "german". We can think and do things for ourself and dont have to be this old and boring sterotype because you like it. German things off today are other things and change with the time and are often intercultural globalized things. The world and cultures change, get over it....

[@jennyjabbawooky1718]

🤣🤣🤣 Ich als Bayer finde das zu Bayrisch 😂

[@andreasophia3781]

@@norben1162 dein Englisch ist der Wahnsinn haha .... aber du hast recht das Ganze was Conan da macht ist eher Österreichisch als Deutsch - aber Bayern ist eigentlich eh unser 10. Bundesland.... LG aus Österreich

[@МарияТомова-б6б]

Hands down there is not a single host out there better then Conan. Fact.

[@MrDhrubajeetdeka]

Not even close. Conan is the best by a country mile. Period

[@jigsoree]

Craig Ferguson is also amazing imo

[@neymarjr9176]

I agree!!

[@Dakiller1243]

Мария Томова Have you heard of Jimmy Fallon?

[@jigsoree]

Dakiller1243 that guy with the fake laughs ? So cringy

[@keepXonXrockin]

"closer please"

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

Giant redhead opie , WE ALL catholics anyways , so does it matter? Learn Say Jesuits oh OK kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnmmZIBtgLFlpNU

[@stevethea5250]

FIRST WE WERK ZEN ZE FUNS 4:13

[@peterthompsoncomedy]

Glad to see Andy embracing his roots as a Swedish German.

[@Losrandir]

Andy has always been a champion! But maybe this time even more than usual

[@peterthompsoncomedy]

@@Losrandir Not convinced you own a doghouse…

[@godsdrunkestdriver5088]

@@peterthompsoncomedy he probably goes for that old funny stuff

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Good old Andy Richter, the Swedish-German

[@Tzreoaor]

Lol best norm reference on Conan

[@swanikarl]

the dad is amazing lmao at five minutes

[@wyrefrog]

Yes!!! I cant wait til he writes his parenting guide: "That's not funny, Get back to work. 😒"

[@MrNikeFresh808]

wyrefrog lmao 😂

[@howard330]

more like "Zatz not funny, getz bach te work"

[@lubnaanshaikh]

ZZATS great, SSSANK YOU

[@SapphireRatner]

He is a very typical german man hahaha

[@shahrobp]

4:43 I like how the brothers exchange looks and one gestures to the other to let Conan have his fun pestering their dad.

[@redbaron3555]

hahaha very nice detail I would have missed!🤣 Awesome observation skills😂👍🏻

[@ridhwanali4429]

Good spot. I didn't even realise hahaa

[@Pacific_Norfweest]

“Should vee tell Conan zat Papa ist going to murder him?”

[@CorporateG0th]

"Closer please" Most German thing I've seen on KZbin.

[@kira_helena]

As a Bavarian I have to say that Conan is kind of the only American I have seen that really did a good job at imitating Germans/Bavarians 😂

[@moos5221]

It's quite strange to watch this as a non-bavarian german, but I almost fell off my chair laughing. Conan is great and has found a good match in this trio.

[@prankgirl9112]

Why do you think that one brother has an American accent??? I'm so curious lol.

[@DiviAugusti]

Prank Girl He probably lived in Los Angeles for 8 years.

[@prankgirl9112]

@@DiviAugusti That's about how long I've been in LA.

[@sofiehildegaard8406]

It's quite strange to watch this as a Bavarian german, I not almost but completely fell off my chair laughing.

[@maeganlozano7058]

People say I have an American accent but I've never even been to the US. I'm so curious too

[@Fuzzy07]

OMG when they slapped conan I totally lost it.

[@CabbatheHot]

hope you get that they did it on purpose :D that's how you make fun of someone who doesn't even try to learn the dance..

[@sophieandcoco08]

SAME came to the comments right after haha I had to pause it on so many parts it was GOLD !

[@rbeck3200tb40]

This looks like Chevy Chase in European Vacation

[@harutjun7405]

Spinny i replayed it like a 100 times

[@manpreetangroya2568]

Spinny same 😂😂😂

[@jimsy5530]

"First the work, then the fun"... the German mentality in a nutshell.

[@DieZockerZone1]

true

[@killekillekille1]

*first se work, sen se fun*

[@MrIchbins666]

yeah ;-)))

[@lukashf8440]

should be mentality everywhere....

[@airalyle9327]

So true and I live there

[@spirosb7822]

You know, as a Greek, I sometimes felt our dances are a bit ridiculous but after watching this video I think we are ok.

[@scintillam_dei]

At least you're not wrestling naked.

[@eatinsomtin9984]

You copied your dance from Turks

[@harris2898]

@@eatinsomtin9984 uh no we didnt

[@rabbitphobia]

But you have those cute little pompoms on your shoes so...

[@jeffjohnny8107]

@@harris2898 A Greek would never admit they copied something from Turks

[@mexxer3603]

The most German thing about this video are the Germans complaining in the comments how the video is not accurate.

[@andrineslife]

Absolutely :)

[@bodo887]

Mexxer so true lmao

[@montanus777]

it's because we're a quite 'tribal nation'. and the (southern) bavarians are one of the most disliked tribes (maybe except for saxons) by the rest of the tribes.

[@OoJoshioO]

Hahaha,Stimmt NICHT!!!!...mom.ok,hast recht :P

[@bodo887]

montanus777 no, it is because 'we' 'fremdschaem' too much and are too concerned about what others (other countries) think of us... and 'we' love to complain in general lol

[@TheToneBender]

5:55 payback for the irish girl conan kicked in the face

[@niteshmurti]

omg yes!

[@happybunnywabbit]

where did he do what now? ._.

[@niteshmurti]

Bunny Wabbit do a KZbin search of Conan Irish heritage centre. He accidentally kicks an Irish girl in da face

[@minutemuse]

This might sound insensitive, but now I have to re-watch that poor girl getting kicked in the face again.

[@lijo4518]

Karmas a Bitch & he wears lederhosen while doing it 🤣🤣🤣

[@rohanramani6243]

"How come you have no accent" I am dead

[@mishogordeziani6280]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao at that moment

[@NoorAnomaly]

I want to know WHYYYYY Simon has no accent!

[@Tara-ow1rv]

SpringMommy maybe he’s just good at English Or had a better teacher

[@randomguy8228]

Tara I’m thinking he probably lived in the US for a while

[@ichauch9333]

Hans... no Franz... Hans? Fraaassanz!

[@lukasoitzl133]

As a kid I was in a Volkstanzgruppe (folk dance group) led by grandma where we also learned Schuhplattler. Absolutely hated it but now I get nostalgic whenever I see the dancing and hear the music. It's just part of my culture and I'm happy some people try to keep it alive.

[@lp.shakur]

Habs auch gehasst, tdm pack ich ab und zu noch die Moves aus 😂

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

It’s a shame that a word so innocent (Volkstanzgruppe) immediately brings to mind all sorts of crazy WWII imagery to my monolingual brain

[@airforcemarkmg]

As an American I’ve always been fascinated with the German culture. To be honest it started with the rock band Rammstein. I would love to visit Germany some day. And I’d like to know if it’s safe

[@berserkeroflove]

@@airforcemarkmg I dont know what u mean with safe, but Germany is definitely safer than bigger American cities like New York or Chicago

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

Did you learn the patty-cake-bottom move they did at the end

[@headlight31]

"...clearly you are carved out of a sausage" i died right there XD

[@CanisoGaming]

lmao & i just watched his video in a sausage factory right before this video, made me laugh harder than i would've if i didn't watch the previous video XDDD

[@mveun3617]

god bless those gorgeous german brothers

[@espasol04]

Kermit the Frog they're not actually that short. Conan is 6'5" after all 😅

[@hosseinsalamat1138]

they did not look anything like their father!

[@lamaddussa]

yes, i'm curious about their mother's ethnicity.

[@minutemuse]

+Kermit the Frog Most guys look short next to the great ginger giant that is Conan.

[@Jose-ti4ws]

Hossein salamat not their father, that's why the guy said 'I didn't know either' and yes they are drop dead gorgeous

[@Jorge_K]

The slap in the face got me in tears and I'm not someone to break in such laughter that easily. Conan is a legend.

[@daveigh]

I've watched this hundreds of times, still makes me laugh 🤣

[@rachelcookie321]

Although I find it funny, I don’t usually laugh out loud while watching videos like this but that slap definitely had me laughing very loudly.

[@dollyandsandy]

Likewise😂

[@aileen694]

​@@dollyandsandy yeah, and I think that was a REAL smacky slap, not a fake. Sheeeesh! Rude! But soo funny.

[@MerkinMuffly]

This is like coming to America to watch a square dance with rubes wearing cowboy hats and boots and call it the national culture.

[@theuglyswiss6532]

@bianca Victor He's absolutely right...do you really think all Germans are like this? C'mon stupid.

[@themasterflo98]

@@theuglyswiss6532 No this is the Bavarian culture. Which is mentioned in the video...

[@okay6353]

@@theuglyswiss6532 good thing they made it clear it was traditional bavarian dance.

[@omy785]

Well...

[@cookiewoke1899]

I mean, that would absolutely be American culture.

[@lovingweirdo4727]

His fake German is the only one I ever heard that actually sounds like German at least kind of😂👌🏻❤️

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

Giant redhead opie , WE ALL catholics anyways , so does it matter? Learn Say Jesuits oh OK kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnmmZIBtgLFlpNU

[@KingFisherMacD]

As a German native, I found it impressive

[@busta999]

for me as a german thats the best (bavarian) german impression i ever heard

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Approved

[@hjojo1]

@@kittenscatsangelsgods1157 ???

[@NANA-lw3rs]

Lol! "You condone this? That's brother-on-brother a$$ play!" Conan is hilarious ...

[@dlxmarks]

If this disturbs him, I hope Conan never sees all those other German videos on the internet.

[@Kiviantares]

David Marks which videos? the USA are the worst case regarding this

[@Duphe]

wow I am from Germany and almost died laughing watching this clip this is some piece of epic entertainment and it keeps getting better to the end. like an opera, just wow.

[@sabagulestani623]

Ok keiner ist hier ausländisch

[@anitapurtschert8939]

Masterpiece.

[@Bella_Mar]

"6:07 - You guys have been doing this since you were fetuses. I mean, literally you were born, and your dad squeezed you into some leather pants, started hitting you with wooden spoons, and making you live this sick dream." I CAN'T BREATHE!! LMAO

[@lijo4518]

IKR Conan was too much & the dad was truly a riot

[@ImonSnow]

"Clearly you were carved out of a sausage!" Lol Conan!!!!!! 😂💀

[@ahmed2khatrey]

Imon_Snow simply gooooold 😂

[@maoaflo]

greetings from germany!

[@viperclive714]

I LOVE YOU IMON!

[@haute03]

I lost it when he said that omg hahaha

[@rayyanchami4777]

I watched this right after he toured the sausage factory

[@twolonet1118]

2:28 watch the left guy down his beer in 3 seconds...

[@dustink7064]

He's the illegitimate son from the old man on The Man Show!

[@CharlieAUS]

Really not that hard.

[@VoltronKnight]

i thought that's how Germans drink?

[@Zzerberus]

No idea how people do this :O. I would throw up :D.

[@JustNatax3]

Voltron Knight Well you're right: That is how Germans drink beer lol

[@annaderhirte9972]

As a Bavarian I have to say that this ass-slap-dance really traumatized me.

[@tanyaahmed4510]

They’re brothers how can they do they like bruh I was shocked 😣😂🤮

[@fragman4521]

We should try this

[@moos5221]

@@tanyaahmed4510 I think it would be more strange to do that with someone who isn't your brother. xD

[@Marco-bf4uu]

Saubreiß!

[@marsultor6131]

Marco Levacic don’t insult the Prussians! :)

[@raiBK]

I was already laughing half way through, but when they slapped him in the face in slowmo my neighbors must have thought I had a severe nervous breakdown

[@charlote500]

Glad Im not alone phahahahaha

[@GustafGouda]

Conan's comedy works really well in Germany. A hyperactive silly guy like him always needs a straight man as his counterpart. And Germans are the born straight men. It's like a nation of Schlanskys.

[@fionamorel]

GustafGouda Oh my gosh this comment is gold. :D

[@jillmo6458]

A nation of Schlanskys... *removes glasses* My God....

[@DiamondEubanks]

@@jillmo6458 LMAOO

[@arthurjackson6395]

"I appreciate you leaving the cuckoo clock to be here...". :D :D

[@holdtrue2021]

Died😂😂😂

[@sadiaadil6423]

Dead

[@Gerbrandt0245]

Andy actually looked like a typical mid age bavarian guy, when wearing the traditional clothing.

[@MichaelLeonhauser-nn4or]

I thought so too, entering the scene already apperaing slightly drunk and quite bold.

[@le0xx]

“Close enough.” “Closer please.” 😂👏🏻

[@さおり-i4u]

Dad: Don't spread fingers Conan: Spread immediately 5:07

[@Zetsuke4]

That rebelious dork ahahahahaha

[@sean123888]

I think Conan’s also add or adhd because his focus was off

[@palakons]

i think that's editting magic

[@LilyaScarlet]

i feel like the sons signed up for this and dragged their father into this hahah

[@efisher92]

“They didn’t want this! They wanted to work with computers!” “....zey can do both.”

[@kh1372]

"wie geht's boys" Andy is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sofiesummerbradley]

That made me lol

[@lijo4518]

Even the brothers cracked up 🤣🤣🤣

[@bodoballermann568]

Don't worry Conan. Even most Germans think Bavarians are kinda weird.

[@ryfo2294]

No big deal. All Bavarians think the same about the rest of germany :P

[@carbor182]

at least they preserved some culture. I grew up in west Germany and its basically a shithole. If he went here they could have eaten a Döner or get mugged at a train station

[@Zwackelmann173]

Bodo Ballermann Actual Bavarian here Only 0,01% In Bavaria wear "Trachten" and do schuhpladdln. But we all drink beer :D

[@varana]

Döner is great.

[@basslightyeah]

True.

[@bakerXderek]

This one was a little extra funny

[@infinitea4258]

Ayyyy you watch Conan too! Me gusta.

[@georgeofhamilton]

"Hey, can I get a Conan video with a little extra funny on the side?"

[@blownonfuel]

bakerXderek And perfect English too.

[@Leftyotism]

is that refering to Conans weakish, sloppy defence?

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

Giant redhead opie , WE ALL catholics anyways , so does it matter? Learn Say Jesuits oh OK kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnmmZIBtgLFlpNU

[@CuriousEarthMan]

"they can do both!" genius lol And I like the father's smile at the end. he played along well!

[@Freakerdepp93]

The father who plays the accordion is the most German guy I have ever seen. And I am from Germany

[@hugostiglitz3309]

I think Conan might have finally met his match in German Joe Jackson

[@troymcclure9088]

German Joe Jackson........gold

[@kwintenwiggins5478]

I'M SCREAMING

[@ZepG]

He should have told him to play Beat It instead of Piano Man.

[@marianaree9967]

Hahahahhahaha

[@kazuallty]

Too friggin hilarious

[@WissamKamal]

The dad is like an old german version of Jordan shlansky.

[@tlotpwist3417]

WissamKamalComedy Jürden Schleinski

[@mumriknuxaylik9014]

Jörgen Schlansky :DD

[@axolotlhappy2340]

Jürgen Schlanskerl!

[@leondarcy7367]

He's actually his father.

[@johnp5836]

First the work, then the Fun... Oh Gosh.. As a German, I SOOOOO can relate

[@firstmoviesHD]

lol

[@Mike8827]

Duty is duty , and schnapps is schnapps !

[@Ritwika-Saha]

This is one of the funniest Conan vids! Gets me every time!

[@calvinripley9093]

You should watch Conan with Jordan videos Jesus Christ they're so funny

[@lukadese]

Bavaria is in germany, so yes it is a german tradition. Traditions in germany are different in nearly every federal state, so if they would have shown a tradition from the north then the people from the south would say its not a german tradition.

[@Ann_Ivazov]

No other late night show host makes me laugh as hard as Conan

[@carmina0690]

The dad is the German Jordan Schlansky😂

[@gojeta1982]

He prepared his body in various ways

[@remnant24]

He prepared his sons in various ways.

[@sachinrane4716]

I was Suprised why Jordan dint show up. I was like.......the most german guy.........Jordannn

[@roybatty-]

This is basically how both World Wars started.

[@artmienz3077]

Roy Batty never died, he just got lost like tears in the rain.

[@hausschuh2456]

Including the slapping part

[@fds7476]

Something something Beerhall Putsch.

[@GoldEvil911]

If Conan learned German, he would be pretty good at pronouncing based on how he currently does just for fun.

[@wilsonnester750]

I agree! Most comedians would be good at pronouncing other languages because they often have little fear of making a fool of themselves. I think the first step to learning how to speak like a german is to try to sound like a stereotypical german

[@Widdekuu91]

+Wilson Nah, it can backfire. My (Dutch) ex used to impersonate Germans his entire life, whenever he was fooling around with friends and drinking. He spoke through his teeth, lots of 'zzzzzzz'-noises. ' Instead of the actual 'schw' or 'ts.' (schweiz sounds like 'shw-aii-tss' in English pronounciation. His pronounciation would've been 'z-wai-zzzz.' Then one day, he moved to Germany and had to actually learn German to communicate with people. I remember how ashamed I felt for him, when he confidently walked into the sandwich-shop (after having told me that he knew how to speak German and 'díd not need my help!') and then proceeded to go drunk-Hitler-style on the sandwiches. "Ichzw...moohchtzwe...gerne...eine...ZZZZZZZZ-whiiii-behlehn....biiiiih-tte." And when they misheard it, pointing at the onions and going; 'zw-zw--...zzzzzwiiihbeleh!' We're talking about a 26 year old man here, bytheway, not a teenager. He had been taught German for 4 years in school.

[@martinherrera4617]

Widdekuu91 LMFAO

[@ThePerpetualStudent]

Ahh Bavaria, Germany's weird uncle.

[@DOOMGENERATION]

Hahaha. Dead on.

[@SingingPixels]

Perpetual Student indeed.

[@tiscover]

the weird uncle who pays for everything ;)

[@SoraGamer01]

+Cantaloupe Express don't act like you berliners are not weird at all xD

[@FSCB2013]

The weird uncle that powers the country. The California of Germany.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

'You've got two spoons in your pocket, what do you use them for?' *TRADITIONAL EUROPEAN WEIRDNESS INTENSIFIES*

[@lancebangle]

Please don't lump me in with this insanity, thank you. -- European

[@BartSimpson-jd2vs]

Traditions matter.

[@herrvonundzulustig]

You got a ball shaped like some average fat American sat on it... what do you use it for? WEIRD PURE ANERICAN BUMPING AROUND AND THROWING BALLS INTESIFIES...

[@petrosantoniou2147]

Calling europeans weird for culture when everything abnormal is seen in the states is the dumbest thing I've seen today

[@GeoffreyBronson]

@@petrosantoniou2147 calm down idiot I'm European too

[@chivonfortney1656]

I Loved the dad's dry humor and stoic attitude. That guy and his sons are great sports to go along with Conans silly and accusatory wild humor. This had me laughing so hard! 😂

[@Anna-vt6dc]

As a German I found this video so damn funny

[@YaWantTaters]

That's healthy. You're very attractive lady, also, may I say.(if your user icon is actually you) Good thoughts and love from Midwest USA to you all in Germany!(I'm of Marquardt family name great great great grandparent)

[@truthson3133]

Annalisa _317 clearly you're not a German otherwise you wouldn't be laughing. traitor

[@killerfreckles1162]

As a human I find this video hilarious

[@jbubal]

wow, creep much?

[@milenajimenez2]

buahahahaah

[@radhika5802]

i dont care what anyone says. Conan and Andy are the best comedy duo of all time.

[@lamingtongirl123]

Radhika Doraisingam I thought people hated Andy for his bad timing

[@ireneadler4925]

lamingtongirl123 bad timing? BAD TIMING??

[@kevinnelson6070]

I would say Conan and Schlansky

[@JonOutten]

will ferrell and john o reilly

[@ORagnar]

The accordion player wasn't bad, either.

[@babeinpnk]

I laughed out so hard and loud. the dad has a poker face. LOL.

[@mitchelltaylor2926]

don'tcha mean a polka* face

[@Gladedancer]

I know! I was crying this was soooo funny

[@Daniel-Munoz]

Jessica Fafa same here. the father is hilarious.

[@GenJotsu]

Jessica Fafa Didn't looked like he had a good poker face to me; he was pissed.

[@thetryfan6529]

GenJotsu He smiles a lot

[@dlxmarks]

The dad is named Jo and is part of a music group the Happy Bavarians. He and Simon also appear in the first episode of season two of Jack Whitehall's _Travels with My Father_ showing them around Bavaria.

[@jasperherr8694]

any idea why the son has an american accent? the german dad married an american?

[@silentsmurf]

@@jasperherr8694 according to the recent Inside Conan episode with Flula Borg, he apparently lived in Nothern California for several (7?) years

[@jasperherr8694]

@@silentsmurf huh? Why would Flula Borg know whether the son of this music group has lived in the US or not? lol

[@silentsmurf]

@@jasperherr8694 he didn’t lol the hosts of the podcast who were writers on Conan and on the travel show brought this up when talking about this segment. I just mentioned Flula Borg in case someone wanted to know which episode this was in. I guess I wrote that confusingly, my bad

[@cephalonrolli5678]

That Old man is the best roaster to have ever roasted. Also why did one of the twins not have an accent

[@amnofish]

You don't need to have an accent just because the national language isn't english. Listen to enough english speakers and you'll eventually speak the same.

[@cephalonrolli5678]

Victor Blixt ok so let me reverse that question. Why did one of the twins have an accent? Either they both do or both dont have an accent. If they live in the same area, they should sound the same.

[@amnofish]

1. Who sais they live in the same area? 2. As far as we know, all they do thogether is dancing. Doesn't mean they don't have more and/or other interests or jobs that has led to one of them getting rid of his accent. 3. Just because they're twins doesn't mean that they have the same difficulty learning and immitating accents.

[@casperix3741]

Matt Tran Me and my sister are just like that too. I'm just more interested in foreign languages than her and i interact a lot online with English speakers. This has lead to a big difference in our accents. The guy could've also been an exchange student somewhere or something

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Matt Tran They are still separate people. By your logic, their dad should also speak better English... My (older) sister has a really strong accent and doesn't care much for English (only uses it when she has to) while I am completely immersed in British pop culture and speak with a very weak accent. That's life, man.

[@steffi2939]

"But one adjustment don't spread your fingers like sis" Most German thing I've ever heard. I'm proud of that dude, he speaks better English than my dad ever would.

[@dntthe88]

Why doesnt Conan have a weekly travel show?

[@fife8332]

Because it would get old quick.

[@hamndv]

It cost much and required a lot of traveling and permits

[@matilda290]

too expensive

[@wandaol6266]

I dont know how many times ive watched this and it still makes me laugh

[@klarastern5597]

the dancing brothers looked like german John Snows

[@nebulousisgod]

Carved from a sausage hahaha Conan is a comedic genius. Andy is spectacular too

[@looka698]

Bavaria is German Texas

[@VCRider]

poor bavarians

[@edgarr2815]

ToDD HeaDD Texas is a wealthy state lol maybe should visit instead of talking

[@etewis87]

ToDD HeaDD That's right and it's a well known fact that all the NASA scientists in Houston ride to work on their horses too! The more you know!

[@allpeeps4me]

Texas is wealthy

[@amineel6237]

+ToDD HeaDD Texas is rich but yeah full of science deniers exept for nasa center in Houston we have a problem

[@isabellancali5388]

“I appreciate you leaving your coocoo clock...” I laughed so much🤣😂🤣😂 Reminded me of the coocoo clock my father brought back from Germany. He and his sons reminded me so much of the German Oktoberfests my dad used to take us to. Great memories! Thanks for the laughs. 🤣😂🤣❤️❤️

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Conan is curing my depression and anxiety

[@reflexionesdelabiblia6711]

I have not watched Conan in YEARS (by years I mean decades). I always hated him but he made me laugh a few times way back when...now I made the mistake of getting in touch w my sister after decades and this is fixing me.

[@andikasic4793]

He is my anti-depressant at this moment, too

[@zhouwu]

I sure hope Conan doesn't end up being the Pagliacci who sees the psychiatrist and gets told to see the clown, only to tell the psychiatrist that he was the clown. I mean, thinking about that joke now, what should be the psychiatrist's reaction? 1) Hooray! I got personal one on one time with Pagliacci, and he paid me! 2) Oh! Maybe clowns need mental health insurance. Let's see if I can offer my services to the clown association. 3) Ask Pagliacci for a signature. 4) Respect professional boundaries and treat Pagliacci like everyone else. 5) Prescribe Pagliacci with antidepressants so that he can make it to his job. 6) Refer him to a psychologist to do some CBT. 7) Write up a case study on clown mental health. 8) Something else. Look, I don't know the right answer. I don't even know if this is the right question. All I know is that I'm sure glad I'm not Pagliacci or the psychiatrist put on the spot. Because both scenarios would suck.

[@sachinrane4716]

AMEN

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

Same, I took my medicine today and this works more.

[@Eisenarsch]

Conan, the Bavarian. :-)

[@davidhoekstra4620]

Good one, LOL!!

[@118bone]

"Carved out of a sausage" HAHAHH

[@nahomlulseged]

Finding a new Conan skit you haven't seen yet might be one of the best feelings

[@Allan_Melon]

I love how at 5:15 Conan slips in his signature puppet move , I laughed so hard

[@LeaAndOndong]

5:55 I can't explained how I laughed hard when the guy slapped conan on his face :D conan was like "he hit me on my face look at that" lmao 6:03 slow motion lol i'm dying

[@melihlavandeprovencecoteda963]

Me too hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MG-np6wh]

Me too! hahaha I literally had to stop the video for a breather lmao

[@stevethea5250]

Swadikap

[@frost3173]

😂😂😂😂

[@Meister_CheChe]

I had to cry from laughing😂

[@MarcKloos]

Was this 'Conan submits to a dominatrix' Part 2? Ass slapping, bondage pants, wooden spoon slapping, face slapping ...?!?!

[@adam8627]

Ginger man enjoys role play while ass slapping with partner

[@complicatedh]

Okay but we never got the answer as to why only one of them has an accent

[@helend80d.64]

Exactly!!!!!

[@NotKeanuYT]

He probably lived in the US or Canada for a while

[@felixlagemann8109]

@@NotKeanuYT Then he would have an accent tho. Maybe he lived in England.

[@michellebuschbeck9426]

If you start learning English pretty early (For example, I had English lessons in school since I was six) and have good teachers, who don't have an accent theirselves and with a little bit of talent for languages, it will be not so hard to speak proper English, even living in Germany. ;)

[@delesgames]

the other one is his brother

[@shermigz]

Brother on brother ass play 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k-town873]

They forgot to say "no homo" afterwards...

[@kmeadows]

Iz part uv ze show.

[@pj101]

And the father "condone this"

[@mechadoggy]

7:13

[@sachinrane4716]

That's the exact same thing tht came to my(I guess anyone's) mind

[@thejournalist8091]

"Carved out of a sausage" lmao

[@clarkwsmc5460]

The dad actually smiled at Conan as if Conan is his own son

[@fulltimespy]

Litterly crying with laughter xD

[@konalily]

Tears of joy :)

[@brandondavidson4085]

"Your dad's a monster" is the best line ever in a Conan skit.

[@kejkej375]

I started laughing so hard with Andy's ,,Wie geht's boys" 😂😂

[@excaliburmason5180]

Andy needs to be on more remotes, this was hilarious

[@Stylesinner]

Wie geht's, Boys? Best entrance ever!!!

[@Yusuf1187]

Don't those guys need to deliver the One Ring to Mount Doom?

[@ulmo5536]

OHP77 Conan is Tom Bombadil

[@johnarbuckle2619]

OHP77 ++++++

[@gabriellewieczorek2883]

😂💀

[@redflags6583]

Gimli on the accordion.

[@MultiLisa10]

😂😂😂

[@ulmo5536]

This is why Conan is the best!

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

One of germans greatest virtue is a good hearted virtious dad who wants the best for his kids and has a good dry humor. It's german devotion to your family with unconditional love. Trying to make the lives of your loved ones better and always be in good spirit about it. I bet the guy is the bestest of dad. Remember even if you parents were strict with us.. most of them meant well and want you do have a good future.

[@spoilthatsong2544]

Wait. Why does one guy have a completely different accent...you never told us!

[@TheToneBender]

Probably spends more time on the internet or something

[@Sharnakh]

Exchange student?

[@brayauran8706]

He doesn't know he's adopted

[@MrCheekiBreeki]

They're twins..

[@omarbell4579]

Franz seems taller than his brother, is it common for twins to have different heights?

[@BentNeatly]

Andy Enters. Bit becomes exponentially more enjoyable.

[@JCivX]

I have the opposite experience - usually he sucks the air out of the room and makes everything awkward. Luckily his role in this sketch was pretty small.

[@matilda290]

we love Richteeeeeeer

[@ms.neuroticv6594]

Bent Neatly ass slapping was sooo funny

[@muhammadghazy8]

JCivX damn thank god i dont have your taste in comedy

[@eladrio2311]

Wie geths boys?