Tech Scam - Access DENIED

[@truthrules8827]

Lol. I have the Australia accent. I leave here. And I am not from the India

[@pappamonkey]

good one :)

[@balasheeda]

Are you from New Jersey, Australia?

[@Misssssysparkles]

i think its a great aussie accent lol lol lol 😜😜😜

[@Angie-in1tt]

Seriously, he moved to America?? to make more money. That’s funny, our average hourly wage is between $23 and $54. The minimum hourly wage is $18.29. From my understanding that is way more than you guys earn. Sorry 🤭. He was so hard to understand & definitely not an Aussie. I would have loved to hear him say G’day...hehe.

[@Misssssysparkles]

@@dldaniel 😕

[@saphirus1able]

I guess having such a sweet voice made him overlook all the teasing and condescending you dished out on him. Plus his amnesia worked in your favour. You were the most "over smart" "unserious" customer and he still kept on. You should call back and tell him you are giving him the 2018 Rookie Scammer of the Year award! Well done you!

[@pappamonkey]

Yep. Seems like Diana gets away with alot more Thank you G DC :) Happy New Year.

[@nigellablum9456]

_we are the computer persons, we know everything!_ Again we meet Bengali Indian scammer "Max Miller". Last encounter was in the pappamonkey video dated November 16, six weeks ago.. Funny most "refund" scammers are from Kolkata. Bengali Indians tend to say "I leave there" meaning "I live there" Couple of scambaitrers have "RATTed" some of these Kolkata "refund'" scammers and were surprised to see their webcam showing them sitting on the floor with their laptops. _Sit and Scam_

[@pappamonkey]

Ironically there is another one coming with him. recorded before this...He called a few times

[@markcadieux3445]

Your computer will be crashed down! He thinks the crash is physical, not cyber

[@markcadieux3445]

You should've asked what "croom" meant.

[@elbertderf803]

"your computer is in deep deep danger"..

[@pappamonkey]

That's some Terminator talk right there :)

[@Miss_Demeanor]

Hi 👋 just found your channel today and wanted to say that I’m I’m loving it ❤ your amazing at what you do with exposing these scammers! 😈 I’m binge watching today while I clean my house 😁

[@marilynfletcher1137]

One of the best. I recognized that New Jersey accent too. I was a total give away.

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh :)

[@Irish-King]

I don't have an accent

[@w1tchmom]

LOL

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

Your computer will be in deep, deep danger. lololol

[@oxford14]

I learn so much from these videos and would never have guessed that Australians also say, Each and every thing. How 'bout that......

[@pappamonkey]

Every country seems to have the same accent :)

[@evilubuntu9001]

"I am from the Australia". That made me laugh so hard for some reason.

[@pappamonkey]

I thought it was pretty funny too :)

[@B.H.56]

Love it when the scammer is reduced to "oh my god..." - got it twice in this one!! Happy New Year!

[@pappamonkey]

music to my ears :)

[@carolwaid9237]

Your dog!!! That was hilarious.

[@pappamonkey]

It was actually a bit stressful at the time of the call. You can hear it in my voice.

[@gamestitties7077]

"Can you have google chrome?" Lol i bet you couldn't hold back cringing at that

[@pappamonkey]

yeah.. they say such silly things :)

[@jims8714]

Austrtralia!!! Ha. I thought it was NJ too. I always get NJ and Australia confused too. I think it the broad A sound they have in common. Does that make cents?

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh. he didn't get that joke at all :)

[@DavyBoy007]

You toyed around with this bum quite nicely. Thanks for posting this .... and Happy New Year.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Davy. :) Happy New Year.

[@jolicarmenhill]

Great job! "Softfur must be unstall or computer will be crashed!" 🤯🤯

[@mdamaged]

LOL, I gotta hand it to the scammer, he's _very_ patient.

[@pappamonkey]

relentless even.

[@wba68]

"You're doggone right I'm valuable, I'm PRECIOUS" HaHaHaHa, I love it !!!! 😂🤣😅😆😄😅😁😀

[@marthacarrigan8349]

The flush !!! We need you to keep on flushing out these call centers EACH & EVERY SCUMBAG MUST GO! Straight to Hell😉😆

[@pappamonkey]

Sounds like a plan :)

[@trulucy]

Always love sassy Diana. And she is always so quick on her feet. HNY!

[@pappamonkey]

She gets away with so much :) Thanks Trulucy

[@nettalibralove8439]

You are so funny...please keep up the good work..these blood suckers got my neighbor he is 78 years old it totally broke my heart he has no family in our area..

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you V Anderson. Will try :) I am sorry to hear they tricked you elderly neighbor. That's the worst.

[@garysmedley6263]

Is there a difference between 3-D forms and triple -D form fitting bras ?

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh :)

[@markcadieux3445]

Yes, we guys want to look at triple D form fitting bras.

[@mimosa.pw2ij]

🤣🤣 when the dog started barking

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh :)

[@foxiedogitchypaws7141]

dogs needs to be part of your videos, maybe they can be on the computer in the dog house.

[@chrismemphis8062]

22:50 'you're going to keep fixing my computer, young man'

[@pappamonkey]

and he did :)

[@kacix15]

These scammers have no idea that what they are saying makes absolutely no sense at all. I love your videos and I share them with my family and friends. Happy New Year!!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Kaci. :) Happy New Year.

[@madelineann9269]

Love your dogs bark !!!!!!

[@pappamonkey]

It came out so comical . He's a big dog!

[@MiaMore.]

@@pappamonkey I forgot about the voice changer, I was thinking that must be a puppy German Shepherd 😆🐶

[@CGMcDonald1]

Dianna the scammers nightmare!! How could he possibly think that anyone would believe he has an Australian accent. Happy New Year. This is a great start to a new year of scambaiting. Regards

[@pappamonkey]

I love it when they say stuff like that. :) Happy New Year Kitty.

[@terranceparsons5185]

"Oh my God, you're not letting me to understand you". One of the better manglings of English I've heard.

[@scottlarson1548]

I love the long rambling explanations that try to sound "technical" by saying the same nonsense over and over: "The server has been hacked! *The server* has been hacked! The server! Your computer. No, your server. The computer. The... your server, the server of your computer has been hacked! By the hackers! Our server has been affected, OK? The server has been hacked."

[@pappamonkey]

yeah...over and over and over and over :)

[@edgaralanfrog]

“Gosh darn right I’m valuable, I’m precious!”

[@pappamonkey]

yeah!

[@TimRachel]

We need to hear more of your dog. I wonder what Danny's dog would sound like. 😂

[@pappamonkey]

Much more like a German Shepherd :)

[@ojas3464]

Thanks pappa. Happy New Year to you and yours!☺

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you OJAS. :) Happy New Year.

[@klvr5863]

Scammer- "You are a valuable customer!" Diana- " Goddamn right I'm valuable, I'm Precious!" I just noticed that the Scammer is sitting on a toilet in the middle of nowhere! lol!!!

[@benjiskyler7836]

Where on the India-Australia border might he be from?

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh, good one :)

[@spongepuppet851]

Maybe hes just really old, as in 200 million years old, back when India did border Australia on the Super Continent known as Pangaea

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

New Jersey, if I'm not mistaken.

[@daveogarf]

Benji Skyler - I'm guessing Tijuana?

[@jubalcalif9100]

Ha ! I am surprised she didn't go further on that ! It would have been hilarious if she'd asked him questions about Australia, etc ! At least the scumbag scammer didn't say "G'day mate" !! :-)

[@jpettigrew011]

These crazy scammers just keep going. Gotta love the continuous laughter from how gullible they are.

[@pappamonkey]

They're so relentless

[@SusanSez1]

This. Is. Awesome. I loved it! I'm at work on a Sunday and it's slow. Listening to my library of "watch later" videos. THANK YOU for starting out my morning with a smile!!!!

[@spjunkies]

Always good to see my girl Diana.

[@pappamonkey]

I love playing her :)

[@EdinburghAndy]

'I'm from the Australia' - wow! Happy New year Tom. :)

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks Andy. :) Happy New Year.

[@HosenS]

We are the computer person. We know everything.

[@pappamonkey]

I was laughing on the inside :)

[@lorajurgrau4721]

Happy New year and nice job waisting that idiots time. He wants access to try to steal your bank info.

[@pappamonkey]

I will let them in someday :)

[@polestar696]

Happy new year pappamonkey. Back with a great upload, thanks. We really enjoyed it. All the best for 2019.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Polestar. Much appreciated :) Happy New Year.

[@chrisgavatorta1211]

Happy New Year Tom. Aww good video. Loved it!! That Diana is strong funny woman. Thanks Tom

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks Chris. Much appreciated :) Happy New Year.

[@kimminy2362]

Thank you for so many funny videos in 2018. Looking forward to more in 2019. Your subscribers are growing quickly!

[@pappamonkey]

I will continue to work hard and learn more about my craft :) Thanks Kim.

[@AmericanAmy]

You are very intelligent !! You got that right !!

[@pappamonkey]

I think that he thinks I'm a chump :) Thank you Amy :)

[@imjstmikey9146]

Gotdarn right I'm valuable......I'm precious!

[@carlcoalson49]

another great video. thanks for the video and all that you do. loved the ending where the scammer was flushed down the toilet where he belongs.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Carl. :)

[@zxyatiywariii8]

Omg that voice-changer on a German Shepherd -- that's hilarious and adorable at the same time 😄🤣😁😂🤗 My dogs were like -- ????????

[@donnabyrne7391]

You are the King of driving them crazy BRAVO by the way I miss your Friday Videos

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you donna. Much appreciated :) Fridays was too much. I don't think it's coming back...but I never know what tomorrow brings :)

[@emaeburnburn8220]

Got me laughing out loud again! Congratulations 🎊🎉🍾🎈 Good one. Thanks.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Emaeburn. :) Glad you enjoyed. Happy New Year.

[@WRX2001]

As an Australian that was the worst Australian accent I’ve ever heard lol

[@pappamonkey]

Yeah, he didn't have that cool accent we know you guys have!...."That's not a knife. This is a knife"

[@yorkshirepud6676]

Put another Scammer on the Barby !!!! Happy new Year Mr Danny!

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh good one :)

[@SonyaJeanette]

OMG! next time PLEASE ask them how they cook their dog!!! LOL

[@carolinejoy78]

Love your dog barking in the animation, i have two German Shephard myself cant do anything without them following me around worse than my daughter was lol.

[@ceeceeyeatts8471]

This one really had high hopes of a score and didn't give up. Great job, papa, and happy new year to you!!!!!!

[@pappamonkey]

His eye was on the target and his butt in the toilet :)

[@AmericanAmy]

Every time this guy says Edward I think he is saying advert.

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@ImperfectionGuaranteed]

Great start to 2019! You've branched out.. now working on those ne'er do well 'Australians'. Happy New Year Tom! Missed your little 'laa laa..' at the end :(

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Imperfection. :) I actually mistakenly forgot to put that in. I didn't notice till my wife watched it. Happy New Year.

[@ImperfectionGuaranteed]

@@pappamonkey Well spotted 'Diana'! ;)

[@Misssssysparkles]

ne'er do well Australians ? gosh best australian accent i ever did heard lol lol

[@ImperfectionGuaranteed]

@@Misssssysparkles As per the video? Maybe edit to my comment helps?

[@Misssssysparkles]

@@ImperfectionGuaranteed lol lol lol i wrote the comment b4 hearing the whole vid sorry but hell its really a great aussie accent best i have heard lol lol😜😜😜

[@arthurwatt4144]

Austrailia? He does sound like crockodile Dundee. Lol

[@AmericanAmy]

I love it!! You used my favorite line “each and every thing” and then “again and again”. 😂

[@pappamonkey]

again and again :)

[@janenc8040]

I’ve watched this video now for about the 4th time and I just realized the scammer is sitting on the toilet! 🤣🤣🤣

[@johntrevy1]

I loved that last bit in the animation.

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks for hanging in there till end :)

[@dixi1526]

Is that Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson on that tree behind this Australian? 😂😂😂

[@pegjardin1954]

Once again thank you for a very entertaining video. Happy New Year!

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks Peg. :) Happy New Year.

[@GCCinPP]

The frustration in his voice is so palpable - great job. 26:02 oh my God

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

tekneeeeeshun!! crashed down!!

[@pappamonkey]

flushed even :)

[@markcadieux3445]

He was only trying to keep your computer from getting crashed down.

[@dancrosby9991]

"I am from the Australia!"

[@pappamonkey]

He sound exactly like Crocodile Dundee!

[@Jollynoose]

@@pappamonkey NO NO .....he sounds more like Dundee,s little pimple faced nephew ..... Alliigator Albert

[@WRX2001]

pappamonkey that’s not a knife lol

[@pattierotondo1108]

@@pappamonkey Only if Crocodile Dundee was born in Kolkata!

[@jennyveiby7898]

Lol love that the scammer is sitting on the toilette :D

[@pappamonkey]

Best seat outside the house :) Thanks Jenny :)

[@BlackLung911]

3D refund form, that is amazing. I would let myself get scammed just to see one of those :-)

[@bdp1966]

They should have a contest where the person who makes the most scams,wins a bomb vest.

[@pappamonkey]

ehheh :)

[@kimgauthier4309]

Wow almost 6k subs. Seems like just yesterday you had 1k. Much deserved pappamonkey . 💯😉

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Kim. Much appreciated :)

[@MstryBabe]

Scammer: "You're a valuable customer." Diana: "You're goddamn right I'm valuable. I'm precious!" Lmao. I love Diana :)

[@pappamonkey]

you know it :)

[@markcadieux3445]

He will refund your 299 dollars point 99 cents.

[@mbono8870]

Hey Pappa. I'm a 50+ year old happily married guy but I seem to have the hots for Miss Diana Prince. Is there something wrong with me? Will my wife understand? LOL. Keep up the great work of busting the chops of these scamming bastards.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you M Bono. Will try :)

[@Jeff-dx3ql]

LoL, Yes Diana you are definitely precious!

[@pappamonkey]

yeah :)

[@dalebelseth3058]

Hermie the worm. Bully great detail

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks Dale. :)

[@pattierotondo1108]

I've been watching some of my favorite vids again and this is one I really love. Max Miller was a particularly ditzy scammer. Also, I absolutely LOVE the sound of your German shepherd's bark going through the voice changer. It sounds like a Pomeranian (but don't tell the dog I said that).

[@dejachhun338]

Lol!

[@alide1553]

My first New Year Scambait video of the year! This is history!!!! Happy New Year Pappamonkey🤩🤣!!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Ali. :) Glad I got to kick it off for you :) Happy New Year.

[@jubalcalif9100]

As Eddie Fisher would say "Oh My Papa" ! You had outdone yourself ! This is my new favorite of all your wonderfully entertaining videos ! Great job ! Delightful "Diana" sounds a lot like one of my favorite comedians, Paula Poundstone !! :-)

[@danamcmanus]

I just noticed he is sitting on a toilet. 🤣🤣🤣 Oh and he flushed himself down. 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrOtis-vj3ds]

"Your kom-pew-truh will be in great great danger"

[@jims8714]

Pappa, what kind of animal is that hanging from the tree on Max Miller's screen? Looks like a sloth but they aren't found in Australia--mostly S America. So, is it a tree kangaroo, which are indigenous to the Queensland area?

[@pappamonkey]

its suppose to be a bat :). I should of thrown in some kangaroo's

[@jims8714]

@@pappamonkey Oh yeah, I can see that now :)

[@k8t114]

Lol you could of added a dropbear

[@terranceparsons5185]

Can you imagine a burglar breaking into your house, sneering at the sound of your GS coming through the voice changer, and having his balls ripped off by your dog!

[@geraldwilbur5717]

I loved this one so Funny,,You did Great!!!😂

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Gerald. :)

[@eurotuner2436]

One of the best yet.. Happy new year...

[@pappamonkey]

Thanks Mike . :) Happy New Year.

[@Thepitz2000]

"We are a computer person we know everything" LMAO "Your computer is in deep , deep danger"

[@pappamonkey]

That guy was so silly :)

[@thatsnotmyname9833]

That's the weirdest Australian accent I've ever heard! But hey... the scammer made another guest appearance! Lol

[@lairellango]

No, no ma'am I assure u we are not giving you ”our asses". "Did u click own "clean beaver"😂😂😂😂

[@pappamonkey]

:)

[@linhope3317]

At the end Max got reallllly depressed. Seemed like a roller coaster ride for Max all for the love of money. So did Max learn his lesson? Shall we say "no". ?

[@pappamonkey]

I could hear the frustration when he would say "but you won't let me"

[@annamedina5870]

There's a cute little bat hanging by the tree and did I see a goat stick it's head out of the tree 😂😂😂

[@pappamonkey]

Almost sounds like lyrics :)

[@SkeletonSyskey]

Australia, Fair Dinkum Scammer.

[@pappamonkey]

Hey Skel :)

[@barbarajohnson9050]

I love your videos ..... and the way you waste the scammers time!

[@tarrimount1409]

Another great video keep up the great work that close these centers down for 2019. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Tarri. Will try :) Happy New Year.

[@tokenhillbilly3745]

Lol Thanks Tom. Another Great video. Hilarious. Thank you for working hard to make us laugh. Happy New Year and May your Family be healthy and happy!!!

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Jeri. Much appreciated :) Happy New Year.

[@Mike99Nine]

If only you had taken out the unlimited lifetime support with 3d glasses... Lol several times thank you for the laughs pappamonkey.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Mike. Glad you enjoyed. :)

[@joea67]

When you said prove it play it . You should have played your recording then said ok your right you did record our conversation...he'd have freaked out 😆

[@SuperCarcher]

Poor guy. He doesn’t know he’s involved in a scam.

[@balasheeda]

2:44 Microsoft Age? What kind of browser is that?

[@pappamonkey]

seriously :)

[@balagamvarma]

U r my favourite scam baiter. Thanks for the entertainment. Keep going😁

[@josephmendoza1984]

Hmm do these scammers work 24 hours, even holidays, do they pay taxes? How long will their business going to last? They got to watch out because pappamonkey has all eternity....

[@pappamonkey]

that's right. :)

[@mjgayle52]

i keep hoping your name will be Clark Kent, Barry Allen, Hal Jordan would definitely work....

[@pappamonkey]

I have used all 3 of them names :)

[@mjgayle52]

@@pappamonkey - ah well, sorry - behind on my videos - off to youtube jail - lol

[@markcadieux3445]

"Your computer will be crashed down."

[@kt6550]

I always like it when they say "I am the computer person. I know everything." Really? lol

[@aroundtuit66]

😂😂 🐕🐕 woof woof woof woof. 😂😂😂😂😂 Happy New year.

[@pappamonkey]

Thank you Julie. :) Happy New Year.

[@BlackLung911]

Max Miller was a famous comic from the UK during the early 20th Century.

[@pappamonkey]

ah, didn't know that :)

[@KentishLad]

Haha yes indeed, I laughed when I heard the scammer use such a famous name! Max Miller, "The Cheeky Chappie", was a very popular stand-up here in England in the 1940s and 1950s, well-known for his use of innuendo, and is still fondly remembered to this day by older comedy fans. He didn't have an Australian accent though.

[@CGMcDonald1]

@@KentishLad yes, I remember Max Miller too and yes he definitely didn't have an Australian accent.

[@yorkshirepud6676]

Sure was!