Technoblade being Technoblade for 8 minutes straight!

[@NightmareProductions]

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

[@THEbackyardguy]

:(

[@inyourgame6131]

We shall miss this orphan forever.

[@brianli9365]

He will make fun of orphans till the very end.

[@dirtkingy]

F

[@darcydjng2862]

We love man

[@woojinlee2481]

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade

[@keshavken5275]

Spread the word my fellow comrade. ONE OF US

[@TennisKid8]

Technically blade was an anthiest so he doesn’t believe in heaven

[@fireflymiesumae]

R.I.P

[@jackunknown1692]

Technoblade never dies

[@buddylake1824]

Man's didn't die, he just went to teach God a lesson... THE lesson; he deserves.

[@Shikaschima]

The moment Wilbur understands how goddamn stubborn Techno is when he says "I haven't logged off"

[@Nerdnumberone]

Hyperfocus is a symptom of ADHD (which Techno has explicitly said that he has).

[@foxicecube]

@@Nerdnumberone i once got hyperfocused on reading the bible, and read it in one sitting.

[@thaisasantosdesa4699]

I just CAN NOT believe you did that it's like, as Inpossible as techno being more powerful at potato farming

[@kiaandrilo]

Techno asking if Tommy tried to buy his parents' house isn't even that unfair What a power move that'd be. They could never use "my house, my rules" on him again *And that's one of the strongest parent phrases to most of them*

[@MrMajesticMajesty]

The ultimate reverse uno card

[@Yeehaw-j6d]

Yo yes-

[@infernalord1526]

Seriously. Do you realize how offensive it would be to go up to your parents and buy their house. And let's keep in mind, you can't buy a house without someone willing to sell it. No parent, however they're doing financially, would be happy for their child to offer to buy their house.

[@Tiddibearr]

@@infernalord1526 damm i see someone's parents raised a degenerate enough child to not understand what sarcasm is

[@infernalord1526]

@@Tiddibearr It was sarcasm when Techno said it. This comment is not.

[@kennethkendaarkennedy2689]

I can't believe he was only Technoblade for 8 minutes :(

[@perica1553]

Nah he's been Technoblade for 21 years, don't be sad.

[@phoenixgaming4185]

@@perica1553 where is the video evidence?

[@roeital5504]

@@perica1553 the rest of the time he is either The Blood God, techno the pig or the potato king

[@raspberryvise9630]

@@roeital5504 Or Speaking in third persson and laughing like a lunatic IMAO

[@itsnotkidnappingifyouownit]

@@perica1553 pictures or it didn't happen

[@pineapplepizza1490]

I saw all those clips more than hundred times Am I going to watch them again? Definitely

[@ppbruhiguess8304]

we are techno content deprived so its fine

[@K1NGRaj]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 but that’s what makes techno techno. We always got smthin to look forward too XD

[@yeix7159]

Yep

[@anoydorang3863]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 WE, ARE, THE TECHNO SUBS!!

[@pogtree727]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 It's really because his upload schedule sucks we have to watch his old vids

[@MrDinoDNA]

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We all love you.

[@DelusionalGoldfish]

Love how at 2:25 techno's actually offended for a second until he realized he needs to affirm it to keep up his poor act lol

[@Dbowser-de3hu]

Yea

[@urrrrrm]

Technoblade is the only person who can constantly promote his channel and youtooz and still be liked by everybody

[@mauricesteel4995]

He took something annoying and turned it into a running joke.

[@shoebox_coffin]

@@mauricesteel4995 just like Tommy, everyone called him annoying and he made it a brand

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

An inspiration 🫶

[@mushfiquekamal3882]

Techno took the notch apple from the chest for the pickaxe if anyone didnt see it yet.

[@SSShah-143]

I know, also tommy put it out in normal chest XD he deserved it

[@richhobo1216]

@@SSShah-143 tommy is the only person stupid enough to put a notch apple in a normal chest

[@epickrazydoom7773]

I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m blind, thank you

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

Yea i saw it

[@sophwies]

timestamp?

[@Shogun..]

Thinks he’s been techno blade for around 22 years

[@perica1553]

He's still not 22 but ok.

[@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616]

@@perica1553 do you know what "around" means... And in literally a month techno will be 22

[@_ellipticalpxin_2543]

@@perica1553 I mean technically he is if you add nine months..

[@perica1553]

@@_ellipticalpxin_2543 imagine his mum hearing inside her: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@John-cena6483]

22 years as of yesterday

[@godwulfs]

pretty sure that technoblade has been technoblade for more than 8 mins

[@valacftw]

LMAO 🤣

[@leamsi6427]

Maybe Iike 10 at least

[@microrave3333]

69 likes I can’t ruin it

[@7xprodz899]

maybe since he was born

[@m0nster_07]

@@microrave3333 well someone did

[@Kawaii_-]

technoblade: "im so poor" ranboo: "indeed"

[@HampterCEOalt]

Ranboo has a chest full of totems A chest full of stacks of emerald blocks And more

[@overwatchenthusist3472]

@@HampterCEOalt thats….. the joke

[@KainCarthyst]

"Everyone let's point are guns at him while we are sitting. It's like the U.S. school system"

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

*I live in America and this hits close to home not gonna lie-* 😭🤚🏻

[@scmuntexe7756]

Same rip This is a joke

[@toasterbathbombs139]

He ain’t wrong ok

[@KainCarthyst]

@@toasterbathbombs139 I know, I'm in school right now

[@rubycox6862]

I seen this as he said it 😂

[@vishblaze]

Alt title: a pig being the most sarcastic person for 8 minutes straight

[@shahzaibhassan6504]

Hey

[@beobue8296]

@@shahzaibhassan6504 hi bro have a nice day

[@perica1553]

@@beobue8296 hey.

[@taraktaras7327]

@@perica1553 hi bro have a nice day

[@taraktaras7327]

(is this gonna go forever?)

[@crystalize_l1362]

I love how the transition between all those clips were just so smooth bc his monotone voice never changed so it's like all in the same record lol

[@aleciatomasek3210]

tommy: i shouldent have yelled at them they are pissed techno: did you try buying their house?

[@sunarin1036]

"I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate" 😭☝️

[@_qulz]

"for a few seconds" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ironvader6602]

I am your 1 subscriber lol

[@floppuh7479]

This is at 666 like, I’m not touching it.

[@andesiite]

700th like poggers

[@Bietrijst]

835th like feeling good

[@silverdandylmao]

Ah, I miss him already. These were the good old days

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

🥹

[@overlix8343]

4:00 "I have potatoes at home" Potatoes at home: "new gold texture"

[@roeital5504]

No this are *B E A N S*

[@eagleeye7743]

@@roeital5504 no iron is beans 😂

[@glitchyjc]

The expression technoblade made in the thumbnail best describes how I feel right now

[@noinfo3174]

R.I.P Legend We Will Always Remember You

[@Jasonjasonjasonjasonjasom]

“Day one stuff”, including a piece of bedrock, a end rod, and 3 monsters spawners. B R O K E

[@Moon-xq5sb]

Does anyone else love his voice when he says 'I haven't logged off'

[@lesiuiuur123]

2:32 2b2t players: we know, it's a shame

[@ChinstF]

Lmao

[@Alex-ed9wm]

Could you please explain that to me

[@SubToEPG1]

@@Alex-ed9wm 2b2t server have a machine that could break any block and the members can pickup all the blocks including BEDROCK!

[@lesiuiuur123]

@@SubToEPG1 but for i think 2 or 3 yeara there is plug in which delete bedrock and barrier blocks if you have them in inventory

[@SubToEPG1]

@@lesiuiuur123 yea

[@noahwebb8161]

7:49 That synchronized head-turn

[@Anunforeseenthreat]

okay but- DUDE- i love techno's laugh- its like simple, scary but perfect

[@the_great_crusade]

6:09 you realize he spent over a year farming potatoes to 1up someone hes never meet

[@lorirootes876]

"I was gonna give you the steak i wasn't gonna do anything!" "Well i got the steak now so, Delivery Successful?"

[@shadowskeep4964]

I was expecting his chat to be like: BRUHHH TECHNOSHAME

[@KijinKitsunee]

4:24 my favourite line of all times xD that and the Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence xD

[@LilKittyCatnap.206]

*Everyone having one thing their known for:* Wilbur: #1 Musician Dream: #1 Manhunter Tommy: #1 Vlogger Philza: #1 Dad Momza: #1 Mom Ranboo: #1 Forgetful Enderman Tubbo_: #1 Bee Bomber Quackity: #1 Dealer *Literally No One* Technoblade: #1 Pvp God, Builder, Mcc Champion, Minecraft Monday player, Skyblock/bedwars.......MINECRAFT ITSELF

[@ImRonza]

Who’s watching this now after technos death and misses him

[@cutelycute493]

Me 😞👋

[@GST0325]

Me :(

[@OpperNoE]

The real question is who doesn’t

[@mrblob8217]

Watching this now just makes me cry RIP Techoblade never dies...

[@lando1017]

7:00 - Well Enderman, you forgot to account for a simple fact... that baby cow was not a pure bred, it WAS AN ORPHAN! And Techno kills those all the time.

[@screamb0ii559]

I bet only half the people watching know what a water hydra head is

[@Xereiki]

omg you're so cool 🔥🔥😎🥶

[@nepnep1149]

@@Xereiki oof

[@mushfiquekamal3882]

Idfk what it is tbh please tell me what it is.

[@samuelhong2717]

Skyblock nerds go brrrrr

[@screamb0ii559]

@@mushfiquekamal3882 in hypixel skyblock, there are different skills that your can level by doing things, such as farming, combat and fishing. When leveling up fishing, you unlock different mobs that you can catch, one of them being water hydra. It rarely droped this helmet called the water hydra head and that's why he stole it from timedeo (another content creator). JESUS THIS GAME IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT

[@gentle_moonjellies3272]

rewatching every moments video I can. please rest in peace technoblade.

[@sampadaoak1857]

Techno - am poor Also feeds his horse GOLDEN WHEAT

[@swf21]

"Well I have the steak so delivery successful."

[@AliferousAngels]

Techno: **Is incredibly rich, has end rods, monster spawners, 8 totems of undying, bedrock, over a 100 wither skulls, half a stack of diamond blocks, a stack of gold blocks, half a stack of netherite and MORE** Also Techno: I'm so broke

[@mcdonaldseggandcheesebiscu978]

Technoblade- gets cancer- “just buy a new arm”

[@ZeraNex]

Just casually has one bedrock, and calls himself broke

[@savagevogue4889]

"Stop looking at the ducking dog" LMAO 7:36

[@lexx5030]

The dog part omgg Looks at the dog:ah Quickly looks back:uhuh

[@groovy-doug]

"i was going to give you some beef" "Well i have it now" TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

[@Icee_Time]

"When God sends me to he'll i want him to hesitate" Little did he know that he would be fighting to become him!!

[@henz8303]

I cant get any more of this kind of humor since he passed away... Rest in peace.

[@GlitchedJordan1987]

The fact he said “when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate “ but now that he’s gone we all know god has no hesitation to send him to heaven

[@TianaManuelRey]

“I know right, I know, it’s like nothing.” Idk why but the way he said it sounded cute to me- o_0

[@John-fs1nr]

2024 2 years without techno sadness

[@p1xelat3d]

Am I the only one that vibes to that intro everytime

[@akemitsukuyomi2930]

The amount of items that techno is not allowed to have just shows that he's the richest man in the smp

[@Nerdnumberone]

Most Technoblade thing: advertising his merch in the same video where he announces he has cancer.

[@nukulus9344]

1:35 HE SOUNDS LIKE GEORGE AND DREAM COMBINED WHAT

[@NotHere-000]

its been 1 year since technoblade death. Rest in peace the legend.

[@janusrhianiepablo6098]

R.I.P. Technoblade (our hero)

[@skyrimaddict1]

I know this was a year ago, but Technoblade has passed now. May he rest in peace

[@dahlialauzhexuen7590]

technoblade be like "see the power of creative while killing an endermen in front of Ranboo and another endermen"

[@RAMS4LIFE]

1:42 I remember watching this live and having LITERAL TEARS coming out of my eyes (no cap)

[@ashtonfn7931]

cap

[@deanrush2828]

Techno has six totems of undying. Sb737:hmmm pretty much infinite take it or leave it.

[@ashlight6107]

1:05 Technoblade: *Steals a single arrow* heh heh heh... >:D

[@dswhitefox7316]

Its been 2 years and i really miss him

[@moonandsun8982]

This legend will never be forgotten TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE

[@arneyd1793]

"i'm just been readin and sleepin man"... it hurts how much i relate to this

[@AdmiredPaint9587]

May he forever rest i peace 🙏🙏

[@opstellar]

"I'm an atheist. When God sends me to Hell, I want Him to hesitate." If I were God, I'd hesitate.

[@wiljoevnelmida8037lol]

rest well tecno we love u

[@Your_Local_neighborhood_Banana]

We should start a new religion worshipping Technoblade.

[@amongus98223]

already exists

[@monIy4875]

I wish for technoblade to reincarnate as an anime protagonist where the god is evil, defeat the god, OR BECOME HIM

[@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744]

6:26 thats so close to my fortune cookie: why stop the revolution because it's the weekend?

[@UnYeeteed]

"Technoblade never dies" he will live through these videos

[@kevinosher5941]

Man I just love how tommy had a godapple in his public chest and not his ender chest

[@typicaldude1396]

2:15 This is Broke Just causally having a bedrock an end rod abiut 100 wither skeleton's skulls a stack of diamonds This is Broke

[@deathmeter7243]

110 wither skulls

[@playonlinegames6418]

0:27 *they REALLY got us in the first half ngl*

[@ClownGamer32]

Ikr

[@Hestiadite]

Techno just being techno

[@lukasz6559]

Yeah

[@月光-z6q]

Yeah

[@raimuriki]

Yeah

[@presidentnoob4798]

Yeah

[@ArguedLlama]

No

[@snickers431]

Everytime he says "hehehe" I FANGIRL AND SIMP SO BADLY WTH

[@bezerkofficial6774]

And ur a dude

[@snickers431]

@@bezerkofficial6774 im a female but ok :)

[@pogtree727]

Technofans never simp( opinion )

[@t34l34v3s]

I sent a tiktok of technoblade funny moments to my friend and she was like "he's my spirit animal"

[@bfgdripppy3607]

when i subbed to tommy i thought dam i am really helping this kid not have to deal with a retail job

[@EJKMuffin]

I lost my mom to cancer 2 days ago, and i hope this fund raiser really helps researchers find a cure for cancer

[@ehsanusman3208]

Rip

[@indikapushpakumara1114]

"Buy their house" Jesse pinkman reference

[@SillySimsey]

We will miss you Technoblade, may you rest in peace Alexander.

[@imdmedic420]

Legends never die

[@Mr-Maestro331]

Technoblade: Acting poor Me comparing him to Grian: Well no, but actually yes

[@stinebrody5541]

This hurts and yet it makes me smile this

[@stephanievicente4359]

I came here to see and hear the legendary anarchist pig. We miss you, King 👑

[@tappl3]

4:36 pretty good titles: pretty much nothing later Pretty much nothing Titles: pretty much nothing

[@dema352]

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We miss you

[@cbek217]

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

[@randompoorlydrawndragon3076]

7:27 This face shows pure hell that he could ensue if they made one wrong move

[@lovrstapes]

0:44 Technoblade "This sign can't stop me cuz I can't read!"

[@teamspoons6024]

I really needed this from whats going on rn

[@smeeeak]

This. This is quality content

[@NightmareProductions]

SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --kzbin.info --kzbin.info/door/VafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--

[@anonymoussaba7268]

reverse card

[@justinrios7693]

Yes sir - technoblade origins smp when he was getting milked by wilbur

[@edwardholder429]

Rip techno

[@ItalianDefence]

@@edwardholder429 RIP

[@Days-ru8jh]

I love how it went in order when they were calling Skeppy cringe Techno: cringe Will: cringe Tommy: cringe

[@ajlee3668]

"This is broke" Yeah, compared to Ranboo

[@Sirmonke69]

2:24 I feel like he was about to say how he wasn’t broke but remembered it’s a joke

[@Rippleedd]

in all aspects, if ur not an adult and you buy ur parents house, it does show dominance

[@foxes_on_fire]

“LET’S CYBERBULLY CANCER!” :”D

[@Codey_33]

Technoblade never dies...

[@chlebajuuu4815]

R.I.P Techno ❤❤❤❤❤