Technoblade being Technoblade for 8 minutes straight!

Technoblade just being the typical Technoblade we all know and love!
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I've tried to find the most typical hilarious Technoblade Moments and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade sarcastic moments
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Yes the title is totally taken from MCC News compilation!
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[@NightmareProductions]

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

[@THEbackyardguy]

:(

[@inyourgame6131]

We shall miss this orphan forever.

[@brianli9365]

He will make fun of orphans till the very end.

[@dirtkingy]

F

[@darcydjng2862]

We love man

[@woojinlee2481]

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade

[@keshavken5275]

Spread the word my fellow comrade. ONE OF US

[@TennisKid8]

Technically blade was an anthiest so he doesn’t believe in heaven

[@fireflymiesumae]

R.I.P

[@jackunknown1692]

Technoblade never dies

[@buddylake1824]

Man's didn't die, he just went to teach God a lesson... THE lesson; he deserves.

[@kiaandrilo]

Techno asking if Tommy tried to buy his parents' house isn't even that unfair What a power move that'd be. They could never use "my house, my rules" on him again *And that's one of the strongest parent phrases to most of them*

[@MrMajesticMajesty]

The ultimate reverse uno card

[@user-yx2tj7tf1y]

Yo yes-

[@infernalord1526]

Seriously. Do you realize how offensive it would be to go up to your parents and buy their house. And let's keep in mind, you can't buy a house without someone willing to sell it. No parent, however they're doing financially, would be happy for their child to offer to buy their house.

[@Tiddibearr]

@@infernalord1526 damm i see someone's parents raised a degenerate enough child to not understand what sarcasm is

[@infernalord1526]

@@Tiddibearr It was sarcasm when Techno said it. This comment is not.

[@kennethkendaarkennedy2689]

I can't believe he was only Technoblade for 8 minutes :(

[@perica1553]

Nah he's been Technoblade for 21 years, don't be sad.

[@phoenixgaming4185]

@@perica1553 where is the video evidence?

[@roeital5504]

@@perica1553 the rest of the time he is either The Blood God, techno the pig or the potato king

[@raspberryvise9630]

@@roeital5504 Or Speaking in third persson and laughing like a lunatic IMAO

[@itsnotkidnappingifyouownit]

@@perica1553 pictures or it didn't happen

[@sunarin1036]

"I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate" 😭☝️

[@_qulz]

"for a few seconds" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ironvader6602]

I am your 1 subscriber lol

[@floppuh7479]

This is at 666 like, I’m not touching it.

[@sharkdew]

700th like poggers

[@Bietrijst]

835th like feeling good

[@Shikaschima]

The moment Wilbur understands how goddamn stubborn Techno is when he says "I haven't logged off"

[@Nerdnumberone]

Hyperfocus is a symptom of ADHD (which Techno has explicitly said that he has).

[@foxicecube]

@@Nerdnumberone i once got hyperfocused on reading the bible, and read it in one sitting.

[@mushfiquekamal3882]

Techno took the notch apple from the chest for the pickaxe if anyone didnt see it yet.

[@SSShah-143]

I know, also tommy put it out in normal chest XD he deserved it

[@richhobo1216]

@@SSShah-143 tommy is the only person stupid enough to put a notch apple in a normal chest

[@epickrazydoom7773]

I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m blind, thank you

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

Yea i saw it

[@sophwies]

timestamp?

[@pineapplepizza1490]

I saw all those clips more than hundred times Am I going to watch them again? Definitely

[@ppbruhiguess8304]

we are techno content deprived so its fine

[@K1NGRaj]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 but that’s what makes techno techno. We always got smthin to look forward too XD

[@yeix7159]

Yep

[@anoydorang3863]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 WE, ARE, THE TECHNO SUBS!!

[@pogtree727]

@@ppbruhiguess8304 It's really because his upload schedule sucks we have to watch his old vids

[@mnm8065]

Love how at 2:25 techno's actually offended for a second until he realized he needs to affirm it to keep up his poor act lol

[@Dbowser-de3hu]

Yea

[@Kawaii_-]

technoblade: "im so poor" ranboo: "indeed"

[@HampterCEOalt]

Ranboo has a chest full of totems A chest full of stacks of emerald blocks And more

[@overwatchenthusist3472]

@@HampterCEOalt thats….. the joke

[@Shogun..]

Thinks he’s been techno blade for around 22 years

[@perica1553]

He's still not 22 but ok.

[@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616]

@@perica1553 do you know what "around" means... And in literally a month techno will be 22

[@_ellipticalpxin_2543]

@@perica1553 I mean technically he is if you add nine months..

[@perica1553]

@@_ellipticalpxin_2543 imagine his mum hearing inside her: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@Joe_Pittard]

22 years as of yesterday

[@KainCarthyst]

"Everyone let's point are guns at him while we are sitting. It's like the U.S. school system"

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

*I live in America and this hits close to home not gonna lie-* 😭🤚🏻

[@scmuntexe7756]

Same rip This is a joke

[@toasterbathbombs139]

He ain’t wrong ok

[@KainCarthyst]

@@toasterbathbombs139 I know, I'm in school right now

[@rubycox6862]

I seen this as he said it 😂

[@vishblaze]

Alt title: a pig being the most sarcastic person for 8 minutes straight

[@shahzaibhassan6504]

Hey

[@beobue8296]

@@shahzaibhassan6504 hi bro have a nice day

[@perica1553]

@@beobue8296 hey.

[@taraktaras7327]

@@perica1553 hi bro have a nice day

[@taraktaras7327]

(is this gonna go forever?)

[@5pnsr]

pretty sure that technoblade has been technoblade for more than 8 mins

[@valacftw]

LMAO 🤣

[@leamsi6427]

Maybe Iike 10 at least

[@microrave3333]

69 likes I can’t ruin it

[@7xprodz899]

maybe since he was born

[@m0nster_07]

@@microrave3333 well someone did

[@MrDinoDNA]

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We all love you.

[@urrrrrm]

Technoblade is the only person who can constantly promote his channel and youtooz and still be liked by everybody

[@mauricesteel4995]

He took something annoying and turned it into a running joke.

[@shoes_are_delicious]

@@mauricesteel4995 just like Tommy, everyone called him annoying and he made it a brand

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

An inspiration 🫶

[@aleciatomasek3210]

tommy: i shouldent have yelled at them they are pissed techno: did you try buying their house?

[@lesiuiuur123]

2:32 2b2t players: we know, it's a shame

[@ChinstF]

Lmao

[@Alex-ed9wm]

Could you please explain that to me

[@SubToEPG1]

@@Alex-ed9wm 2b2t server have a machine that could break any block and the members can pickup all the blocks including BEDROCK!

[@lesiuiuur123]

@@SubToEPG1 but for i think 2 or 3 yeara there is plug in which delete bedrock and barrier blocks if you have them in inventory

[@SubToEPG1]

@@lesiuiuur123 yea

[@overlix8343]

4:00 "I have potatoes at home" Potatoes at home: "new gold texture"

[@roeital5504]

No this are *B E A N S*

[@eagleeye7743]

@@roeital5504 no iron is beans 😂

[@crystalize_l1362]

I love how the transition between all those clips were just so smooth bc his monotone voice never changed so it's like all in the same record lol

[@screamb0ii559]

I bet only half the people watching know what a water hydra head is

[@Xereiki]

omg you're so cool 🔥🔥😎🥶

[@nepnep1149]

@@Xereiki oof

[@mushfiquekamal3882]

Idfk what it is tbh please tell me what it is.

[@samuelhong2717]

Skyblock nerds go brrrrr

[@screamb0ii559]

@@mushfiquekamal3882 in hypixel skyblock, there are different skills that your can level by doing things, such as farming, combat and fishing. When leveling up fishing, you unlock different mobs that you can catch, one of them being water hydra. It rarely droped this helmet called the water hydra head and that's why he stole it from timedeo (another content creator). JESUS THIS GAME IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT

[@glitchyjc]

The expression technoblade made in the thumbnail best describes how I feel right now

[@the_great_crusade]

6:09 you realize he spent over a year farming potatoes to 1up someone hes never meet

[@noahwebb8161]

7:49 That synchronized head-turn

[@Jasonjasonjasonjasonjasom]

“Day one stuff”, including a piece of bedrock, a end rod, and 3 monsters spawners. B R O K E

[@silverdandylmao]

Ah, I miss him already. These were the good old days

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

🥹

[@Moon-xq5sb]

Does anyone else love his voice when he says 'I haven't logged off'

[@shadowskeep4964]

I was expecting his chat to be like: BRUHHH TECHNOSHAME

[@lorirootes876]

"I was gonna give you the steak i wasn't gonna do anything!" "Well i got the steak now so, Delivery Successful?"

[@KijinKitsunee]

4:24 my favourite line of all times xD that and the Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence xD

[@noinfo3174]

R.I.P Legend We Will Always Remember You

[@Anunforeseenthreat]

okay but- DUDE- i love techno's laugh- its like simple, scary but perfect

[@ImRonza]

Who’s watching this now after technos death and misses him

[@cutelycute493]

Me 😞👋

[@GHOST-rw1yd]

Me :(

[@OpperNoE]

The real question is who doesn’t

[@savagevogue4889]

"Stop looking at the ducking dog" LMAO 7:36

[@lando1017]

7:00 - Well Enderman, you forgot to account for a simple fact... that baby cow was not a pure bred, it WAS AN ORPHAN! And Techno kills those all the time.

[@mcdonaldseggandcheesebiscu978]

Technoblade- gets cancer- “just buy a new arm”

[@sampadaoak1857]

Techno - am poor Also feeds his horse GOLDEN WHEAT

[@swf21]

"Well I have the steak so delivery successful."

[@ZeraNex]

Just casually has one bedrock, and calls himself broke

[@mrblob8217]

Watching this now just makes me cry RIP Techoblade never dies...

[@gentle_moonjellies3272]

rewatching every moments video I can. please rest in peace technoblade.

[@AliferousAngels]

Techno: **Is incredibly rich, has end rods, monster spawners, 8 totems of undying, bedrock, over a 100 wither skulls, half a stack of diamond blocks, a stack of gold blocks, half a stack of netherite and MORE** Also Techno: I'm so broke

[@Hestiadite]

Techno just being techno

[@lukasz6559]

Yeah

[@user-ot3tu1yb2j]

Yeah

[@raimuriki]

Yeah

[@presidentnoob4798]

Yeah

[@ArguedLlama]

No

[@lexx5030]

The dog part omgg Looks at the dog:ah Quickly looks back:uhuh

[@ashlight6107]

1:05 Technoblade: *Steals a single arrow* heh heh heh... >:D

[@nukulus9344]

1:35 HE SOUNDS LIKE GEORGE AND DREAM COMBINED WHAT

[@p1xelat3d]

Am I the only one that vibes to that intro everytime

[@groovy-doug]

"i was going to give you some beef" "Well i have it now" TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

[@RAMS4LIFE]

1:42 I remember watching this live and having LITERAL TEARS coming out of my eyes (no cap)

[@ashtonfn7931]

cap

[@janusrhianiepablo6098]

R.I.P. Technoblade (our hero)

[@typicaldude1396]

2:15 This is Broke Just causally having a bedrock an end rod abiut 100 wither skeleton's skulls a stack of diamonds This is Broke

[@deathmeter7243]

110 wither skulls

[@GlitchedJordan1987]

The fact he said “when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate “ but now that he’s gone we all know god has no hesitation to send him to heaven

[@akemitsukuyomi2930]

The amount of items that techno is not allowed to have just shows that he's the richest man in the smp

[@henz8303]

I cant get any more of this kind of humor since he passed away... Rest in peace.

[@TianaManuelRey]

“I know right, I know, it’s like nothing.” Idk why but the way he said it sounded cute to me- o_0

[@AdmiredPaint9587]

May he forever rest i peace 🙏🙏

[@snickers431]

Everytime he says "hehehe" I FANGIRL AND SIMP SO BADLY WTH

[@bezerkofficial6774]

And ur a dude

[@snickers431]

@@bezerkofficial6774 im a female but ok :)

[@pogtree727]

Technofans never simp( opinion )

[@randompoorlydrawndragon3076]

7:27 This face shows pure hell that he could ensue if they made one wrong move

[@dahlialauzhexuen7590]

technoblade be like "see the power of creative while killing an endermen in front of Ranboo and another endermen"

[@wiljoevnelmida8037lol]

rest well tecno we love u

[@gagapoopy]

I know this was a year ago, but Technoblade has passed now. May he rest in peace

[@sachiko8223]

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

[@pizzaguy6006]

3:40 im dead

[@tappl3]

4:36 pretty good titles: pretty much nothing later Pretty much nothing Titles: pretty much nothing

[@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744]

6:26 thats so close to my fortune cookie: why stop the revolution because it's the weekend?

[@ItsArminMC]

RIP LEGEND

[@deanrush2828]

Techno has six totems of undying. Sb737:hmmm pretty much infinite take it or leave it.

[@arminsfuton8556]

I sent a tiktok of technoblade funny moments to my friend and she was like "he's my spirit animal"

[@chlebajuuu4815]

R.I.P Techno ❤❤❤❤❤

[@droppeh5712]

I wish for technoblade to reincarnate as an anime protagonist where the god is evil, defeat the god, OR BECOME HIM

[@Days-ru8jh]

I love how it went in order when they were calling Skeppy cringe Techno: cringe Will: cringe Tommy: cringe

[@playonlinegames6418]

0:27 *they REALLY got us in the first half ngl*

[@ClownGamer32]

Ikr

[@bfgdripppy3607]

when i subbed to tommy i thought dam i am really helping this kid not have to deal with a retail job

[@arneyd1793]

"i'm just been readin and sleepin man"... it hurts how much i relate to this

[@p1nkPallas]

He never dies cus of the Totem Of Undying 💀

[@Yazu47]

He only used it once

[@erensahbaz457]

Totem of Undying dies, but Techno never dies.

[@Sam-hv8so]

1:56 TECHNOBLADE WENT TO COLLEGE AND USED THE WRONG “PEACE”

[@Sirmonke69]

2:24 I feel like he was about to say how he wasn’t broke but remembered it’s a joke

[@UnYeeteed]

"Technoblade never dies" he will live through these videos

[@theguywhofails4447]

Technoblade: Acting poor Me comparing him to Grian: Well no, but actually yes

[@moonandsun8982]

This legend will never be forgotten TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE

[@kevinosher5941]

Man I just love how tommy had a godapple in his public chest and not his ender chest

[@ajlee3668]

"This is broke" Yeah, compared to Ranboo

[@lovrstapes]

0:44 Technoblade "This sign can't stop me cuz I can't read!"

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

I love how techno just turns into Jim gaffigan whenever he gets sarcastic

[@Rippleedd]

in all aspects, if ur not an adult and you buy ur parents house, it does show dominance

[@jonduncan1098]

7:19 it an adhd thing

[@maicutuldomnului7018]

1:00 he took the arrow because he thought it was a requiem arrow and wanted to make his stand a requiem to rule over the smp

[@ImPoPzzZ]

stop.

[@spiderondrugs6025]

@@ImPoPzzZ DAGA COTAWARU

[@SillySimsey]

We will miss you Technoblade, may you rest in peace Alexander.

[@skycloudgaming8224]

We will miss him

[@christopherbravo1813]

4:24- as a Christian, this line caused me emotional stress even BEFORE Technoblade revealed he had cancer. Lord, please have mercy...

[@bluspring_gaming1]

Same dude..... It doest sit well with me at all.

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@bluspring_gaming1 yeah.

[@christopherbravo1813]

@TOFEK GAMER depends on who you're referring to.

[@A_kid777]

its been 1 year since technoblade death. Rest in peace the legend.

[@jameshosking4985]

I'm pretty sure he's been technoblade all his life

[@darkzmonster4164]

and the floor is made out of floor never gonna let you up never gonna let you down never gonna make you cry NOW SAY GOODBYE

[@ozonez8306]

Ladies an gentlemans, we got rickrolled

[@Cece_reacts2525]

*Everyone having one thing their known for:* Wilbur: #1 Musician Dream: #1 Manhunter Tommy: #1 Vlogger Philza: #1 Dad Momza: #1 Mom Ranboo: #1 Forgetful Enderman Tubbo_: #1 Bee Bomber Quackity: #1 Dealer *Literally No One* Technoblade: #1 Pvp God, Builder, Mcc Champion, Minecraft Monday player, Skyblock/bedwars.......MINECRAFT ITSELF

[@dirtkingy]

Rip technoblade, will be missed

[@MajorVThreat]

Technoblade: *has 5 stacks of daimonds* Also technoblade: im poor :(

[@smeeeak]

This. This is quality content

[@blackcatmc838]

Technoblade not being Technoblade for 9 min

[@meowplaygroundgoldenchest5294]

Technoblade NEVER dies.!

[@DarkAstro1]

Feels so good after hearing his voice