Technoblade Funny Moments in Dream SMP

[@JonTheGeek]

That first clip is such pure not only techno energy but minecraft with friends energy.

[@gustavofring9148]

Gaming

[@xerxzy]

technoblade gaming

[@haileydied3741]

Great comment, but you need to use commas!!!

[@GodChosenEmperor-j4k]

@@JarethTime do not click this link he's self promoting

[@skullz6689]

Something i dont have..

[@High-Pitchedgamer]

“The amnesiac is flexing his memory on me.” has the same energy as, “You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.”

[@pierre-eloipare1755]

*when the blind person drives better then you

[@101bullseye3]

when the mute person sings better than you

[@atatatatatatata2700]

When the disabled guy runs faster than you

[@therussiancowboy2929]

When the deaf person hears better than you

[@gladius7583]

When the amputee is better at football than you

[@sophia_e123]

“they weren’t always orphans” ..... his face just looks like it had lost all emotions

[@WhatsThePointOfLifeAnymore]

This was the first time i understood that

[@aaronwimberly]

I kid you not, and this is probably so sad, but I laughed way too hard at that

[@ChefSpunge]

@@aaronwimberly you are not the only one

[@klaire1689]

Ok I kind of get the joke but can someone clarify 1- he means that the fist worst thing is that they lost there parents and became orphans 2- he has killed there parents and become orphans

[@ChefSpunge]

@@klaire1689 number 1. Not exactly a jole either depnsing on what kind of humor you got. I found it really funny since i love dark humor, but yeah

[@ggyt4306]

Quackity smile automatically change to frown when the flashback hits

[@dissapointedyoutuberslookatcam]

Idont understand it

[@lukbomr.3112]

@@dissapointedyoutuberslookatcam it's okay, my boy, it's OK.

[@GodChosenEmperor-j4k]

@@JarethTime don't click this link he's self promoting

[@bearxso4588]

@@GodChosenEmperor-j4k thank you

[@nicki1088]

yea no i dont understand that joke either

[@Mitsuko.]

Rest in peace Techno. You will be remembered

[@penelope2185]

RIP

[@Ashley-I.]

Rip

[@lillollipop_]

Rip

[@Fearlessfer69]

rip

[@jtheiconicprogamer6456]

Rip Technoblade

[@_kaihere]

I'm here after his passing. Re-watching these really put a smile on my face. "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

[@sanityisbroken7152]

"TECHNO NEVER DIES" Stage 4 cancer:

[@_kaihere]

@@sanityisbroken7152 naw u wild 💀

[@Fearlessfer69]

@@sanityisbroken7152 bro

[@PersonManManManMan]

As long as we keep rewatching his content and he stays with us TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@Scarlett-h8n]

He died😂

[@liponlipon6086]

"this is for tubbo" "this is for tubbo" *Dies to thorns*

[@boutainarochdi2662]

271 likes and 1 comment oooooooooooooof

[@Mortal.0s]

Lol almost 500 likes and 2 comments

[@Blue-915]

Make that 493 likes with 3 comments

[@h4z3-cmyk]

501 likes and 4 comments

[@liponlipon6086]

Eyy 502 and 5 comments :DD

[@MORE-THAN-CONQUEROR]

Tommy: "I can kill you at any time just so you know" Techno: *puts on armor* Tommy: "OK lets do this trade!"

[@teddy9699]

LOL

[@emadseif8852]

LOL

[@yes-mu4gr]

LOL

[@tacotime3094]

not lol.....rip techno

[@sreedevipillai45]

Rip techni

[@BeAsTyDeVil]

3:21 I love how techno wore the armor at the beat

[@ieatplastic1756]

Perfect

[@mcclerklinschannel8643]

I just went back to see lmao

[@Pretzee02]

Perfection

[@abigduck4943]

3:21*

[@RafaSja]

4:31

[@Caratueme13]

“If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to be technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life” - Technoblade👑 Rest in peace legend

[@wafflecat32]

Idk if youtube sends notifs for dislikes but it was an accident i tried to click read more and kept pressing dislike by accident im sorry

[@Caratueme13]

@@wafflecat32 no no it's fine don't worry ^-^

[@PianoManGD]

RIP Technoblade. The legend will always be remembered

[@abhinavnitish8466]

@@wolvvr7422 Dude he is actually dead.

[@bustermp1]

@@wolvvr7422 no cap

[@CSDM15]

@@wolvvr7422 he’s actually serious

[@voider5087]

Rip techo

[@m1stywash3re]

@@wolvvr7422 hes actually dead dude

[@tkardaishou]

"Where are you?" "I'm..........................north." Okay so like aside from the running gag of Tommy not knowing cardinal directions, this is literally not helpful. XD

[@thehuyto]

it is if you're using pogtopia as the base point, he didn't say he was FACING north he said that was the direction he was in

[@bleumki]

If you use f3 it shows you the way that you’re facing with cardinal directions

[@lunarmoon7636]

there's a sun in Minecraft, which rises in the east and sets in the west. If you use the sun you can determine which way north is and navigate like that. That's how techno does it

[@asparagus4598]

@@lunarmoon7636 thank you but can you explain in more detail

[@ThomasCartwrightLancs]

@@asparagus4598 Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. So look which way the sun is moving. Where it's come from is East, and where it's going to is West, then North and South are perpendicular to that

[@realbig14fr]

Tommy: “I’m gonna up the price.” Techno: “Up the price? I’m the one selling!” Pure Techno being smart moment

[@panek6443]

If you're selling, and someone says "I'm gonna up the price", that can only be a good thing

[@teddy9699]

2 commets and 222 likes :))

[@Civ_ve22]

"Yeah, you know what? Let's up the price!"

[@maahipandit6341]

more like Tommy being dumb lmao

[@walaaghanem9451]

wrong its pure tommy being *totaly not smart*

[@ihaveamamabear4585]

Techno:”Quakity they-they weren’t always orphans-“ *ad about children care*

[@Commando_scylla]

Oof

[@m3rlincr0w]

Lol

[@bxnn_bunny8176]

I got a adoption center one-

[@swaticamecho698]

They are watching your every move..

[@karinaaguileramanzanera922]

F in the chat

[@saiko52]

Coming back to this after hearing the news about Techno passing. My heart hurts but I wanna feel better because I miss him so much already. FUCK CANCER. R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high, King.

[@cammerpopofficial]

#TechnobladeNeverDies

[@creeperfusiongaming2670]

May he rest well

[@manjunathnayak2909]

he lives forever in our hearts! #technobladeneverdies

[@watermelon2109]

#fuckcancer

[@luminous5119]

@@manjunathnayak2909 he's dead though

[@galaxykitten651]

0:26 I hope he didn’t go there. He was such a great guy with a great sense of humor and big heart. He will be missed.

[@8onder]

he was an atheist ☹️

[@garychant6444]

God might have hesitated for so long he didn't go there

[@_Cragon_]

Nah as soon as God said ‘he-‘ Techno attacked

[@raikreios]

Let’s hope god at least hesitated if you know you know

[@Kiyoshi_otsu]

@@8onderthat means nothing

[@rosierobinson9211]

Tommy - “WHOS your favourite woman” techno- “my mom” 🥺

[@Qhostiee]

That part was adorable.

[@tarashi1162]

2:26

[@joe-eg3mk]

I would have said your mom

[@FitWitScience]

I would have said same .

[@looksfineforme9471]

Sweet home ala-

[@clemwrbg7931]

Quackity....They weren’t always orphans.... *Huawei ads pops up*

[@醉冥梦]

I dont understand what does it mean tho.

[@azuyaaa]

@@醉冥梦 they used to have parents

[@醉冥梦]

@@azuyaaa ah okay,thank you

[@zekkrt4599]

I got feeds ad

[@crimsonkyro730]

I got a car max ad

[@whowhat4763]

I’m watching this after I heard the news, it’s sad but may he Rest In Peace, He will always remain a Legend, “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!” Rest In Peace King!

[@foxy_kayla28]

I love how in this part of the video (7:58), instead of it saying Tommyinnit, it literally says, Typinginnit! Who else saw that?

[@pumpkinpasta5499]

The first clip when he’s punching techno serves me such raw big bro and lil bro energy and I’m gonna cry about it bye

[@DarthVader-bu7th]

3:13 Tommy: Listen pal I could kill you right now *moment of silence* Technoblade: *Excuse me?*

[@sadlymcty]

Technoblade never dies

[@tacotime3094]

@@sadlymcty this aged badly but true too

[@jow_angelow]

@@tacotime3094 No... technoblade never dies NEVER

[@mimikyuuss]

@@tacotime3094 he didn't die, he just went up to heaven to fight god.

[@mohammedyahyaalraiez5546]

​@@mimikyuussexcuse me+? @

[@user-yo6pu2my5j]

3:21 The song synced with him putting the armor on

[@ruexist]

IT DID

[@prathamtalati4466]

Lmao yes

[@AriSings404]

I’m watching this after hearing the tragic news of his passing. “Technoblade never dies”, he will remain in my heart until the day I pass. Thank you for making this video to make me laugh💗🐷💖

[@simonsj7]

Who's coming here to remember him again after his death 💔 R. I. P techno... Rest easy you've done a long battle

[@flopsy808]

quackitys existence is a funny moment

[@GodChosenEmperor-j4k]

@@JarethTime do not click this link he's self promoting

[@aggressivedogpetter8189]

@@GodChosenEmperor-j4k what

[@gegeismybiggestopp]

My senior quote: "I was 2nd worst thing to ever happen to those orphans"

[@Timothybolok]

screen: "turn off ur volume" me: _No_ techno: _So you have chosen_ *DEATH...*

[@theironarmada1308]

Blood for the blood god, but not the way you were expecting him to draw blood though.

[@bees9409]

I’ve seen that clip so many times and every time I tell my self it won’t be that loud and I don’t turn it down and it just so painful, I’m on max volume, is it really that hard to turn the volume down?

[@RPRxWLFx]

I couldn't turn down my volume quick enough 😂😂😂

[@alastair116]

Its getting hard to hear because I have an ear infection so I had that at almost full volume (with headphones) It was fine

[@Timothybolok]

@@alastair116 Oof

[@U.M.A.]

0:04 He matters so much heart, RIP Techno ♥️

[@Evixty.]

1:16 Technoblade never dies if u try to kill him u will die dont tell me i didint warn u

[@edwinlauslaus4694]

Why does Tommy want techno to say "I love women"

[@onlyylala5150]

@Mrudul Patil he meant why not because the membranes he meant why did he want him to say that and not something else

[@maevynlamonkey2250]

I want to know that too XD

[@REALLYLOVESCATS]

@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane

[@onlyylala5150]

@@REALLYLOVESCATS you don’t understand

[@REALLYLOVESCATS]

@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane, Lala.

[@chemicallykayla]

POV: techno has been waiting for someone to ask him what was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans.

[@lukeviggers8484]

8:12 for some reasomn that made me laugh so hard, typinginnit

[@GodChosenEmperor-j4k]

@@JarethTime do not. Click this link he's self promoting

[@31nisthasharma94]

i read it as ty -ping-innit

[@lukeviggers8484]

@@31nisthasharma94 lmao

[@lue64]

im just going through every clip just remembering alex. we have to appreciate the moments he gave to us

[@shoutaaizawa5056]

As long as this man exist I will not get sleep because I will sit up all night watching funny videos of him knowing good and well I need to be up at 5:45 so I can go to school

[@dakvogs4218]

3:13 is such an underrated moment

[@syoti69]

Hows that underrated when most people talk about it lmao

[@michaplucinski142]

@@syoti69 exactly

[@ajvillaruz2880]

1:09 See how Tommy timed the “FOR TUBBO!!!” while knowing he’s gonna die? That’s comedy right there and then the little “awh” right after.

[@GraceT]

That last clip when techno goes "quackity... They weren't always orphans" 😂😂

[@m3rlincr0w]

Lol yeah he was like 😃🙁😕😟😣😖😫😢😭🤭

[@the_coolbean3514]

Technoblade never dies. Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022 🐷👑

[@NaliKR]

Who else is watching this when he passed away we love you (TECHNO NEVER DIES)

[@chachoos23]

"They weren't always orphans" Quackity's face cracked me up

[@gamerfrog1001]

"the woman was too stunned to speak"

[@renjiro4124]

“turn down volume”... me: hmmmmm... *turns up volume*... *regrets*

[@AbuAlKarsh]

Revan7722 R turns up volume watching a youtube video *INSTANTLY REGRETS IT*

[@ellaknight2874]

I love how This plays out! Tommy: I could kill you rn. *techno gets suited up* Techno: can you now?

[@my._.dearest..milo0]

Who’s watching this in 2024 🥹 fly high king 👑

[@Sakurasune0]

I am never going to forget him

[@MehdiNourahmadi]

RIP technoblade never dies

[@DarkSpeakerman-xo6on]

It makes me sad and happy to see techno again

[@kninenights]

Hey

[@WolfMowson]

Same

[@1mphoen1x]

Am I the only one binge watching Techno stuff after his passing?

[@muhaminsohoo4221]

i am doing the same. i wish i met him. those who have ever even talked to him are the very luckiest people in the world

[@nyemas496]

Tommy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN TECHNO? Techno:AHHMM MY MUM ME; OWW SO SWEET🥺

[@lazmo4941]

U mean "aww"?

[@solankiminal210]

it hurt?

[@user-yj3tn2hs2x]

why is it in caps-

[@TheBeegestYosho]

“Quackity they weren’t always orphans”

[@hashem1990rko]

I mean, he is not wrong 😅

[@aasta13]

LMAOO THE LAST ONE WAS PRICELESSS!

[@arkinguy1485]

Anyone else coming back to this cause they miss techno

[@SJM_Animates]

Yep

[@SJM_Animates]

I miss him

[@Belupaz67]

Until these day I can't accept that Techno really died 😭😭😭 "Rest in peace Technoblade" "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES..."

[@amongusat3am]

shut up

[@banana-er1oc]

“Quackity..... they weren’t always orphans” HAD ME DYING

[@Moonstriker2514]

Sooooo you're an orphan?

[@banana-er1oc]

@@Moonstriker2514 took me wayyyy to long to under what you meant😭

[@dantemagulod836]

I jump when the part of tommy and techno when techno said what do you want in return then tommy said do a really really high pitch scream in 4:31

[@Anthfro]

You mean 4:21?

[@cjfjfjfjf6422]

4:20

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

The last clip fucking sent me 😭

[@if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716]

Ikr gets you every time 😂

[@GodChosenEmperor-j4k]

@@JarethTime do not click this link he's self PROMOTING

[@r.m7121]

Where tho

[@ollie_isreal]

@@GodChosenEmperor-j4k o-O

[@GraceGuan-ej2oq]

Techno: I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Quackity: what’s the first? Techno: Quackity, they weren’t always orphans. Quackity: •smile turns upside down•

[@Stopmotion_Guy]

"quackity they weren't always orphans"

[@spideyman07]

“for tubbo! oh fu-“ literally me and my friends in our smp every day-

[@Tiger-zs1yd]

“ they weren’t always orphans” Me: cry laughing

[@rachelhaney5300]

The moment Quackity realizes is literally the best moment i just crack up every single time

[@sinstoes]

Techno: “what if one person isn’t subscribed?” That one person who isn’t subscribed: - - 👁👄👁 💧 💧

[@Chris-Mclean]

Seeing this in 2024. I just gotta say. Damn, he was amazing. Rest in peace king. King of fucking youtube to the matter of fact. Absolutely amazing.

[@delia4699]

“Quakity, they weren’t always orphans....” All of Quakity’s emotions just drained out of him lmao

[@Kr1sPyEU]

“They werent always orphans...” 😳

[@bradwyant2993]

Techno: "back from my glass of water. Wait why is my health so low...... HEY FREE STUFF!"

[@TheLynxx_]

R.I.P. He cured my depression, he's a true LEGEND!

[@jikinwings]

this is so sad,he was only 23, rest in peace technoblade.🕊️

[@meepeem]

I've always loved how deep and calm Technoblade is lmaoo

[@asgard_]

I love how the beat just matched Techno putting on his full Netherite

[@matthewellis5737]

8:28 “typinginnit??” hahaha😂

[@queenorchid719]

The look of horror on quackitys face at the end had me dying

[@halcyon1999]

"Tommuinnit was killed trying to hurt Technoblade" yep that is our king 🍀🕊Techno will be remebered. Rest easy... Technoblade never dies 😖♥

[@samuluvr.]

The intro already got me laughing cause of Quackity's smile melting XD

[@mayyy_luv]

"even i remember how to make a fishing rod" 6:53 -savage ghostbur

[@whitehurricane3135]

"What item did you take?" "You dont gotta worry about it" casually takes a notch apple

[@pahadus]

DUDE THAT WAS SO SLICK

[@not.sacred]

Technoblade: “Quackity, they weren’t always orphans,” Quackity: realizes* “oh f-,”

[@imnot_herel0l521]

I dont think I should be crying at a funny Technoblade video. Rest In Peace Techno

[@user-dr6om2ol2e]

Techno and Tommy have a such an amazing friendship. it’s amazing.

[@user-yo6pu2my5j]

2:30 “My mom” Captions: oh hi mom.

[@Dylansgolfisbad]

Anyone else ever feel like Techno is an orphan

[@theironarmada1308]

yes

[@DoubleBoost23]

It's part of his backstory that orphans slew his parents.

[@drbladerz5530]

@@DoubleBoost23 yes, thats why he hates them so much

[@thedreamer5964]

4:19 Bravo, Techno. Bravo.

[@Imgonnadierqholon]

i have been rewatching techno all day 😭

[@stuck-between-pages]

Same. o7. sleep well, king. hope you take the throne of heaven and make God beg for mercy under your foot.

[@conallcearnach9155]

at 10:59 how fast quackitys face changed like that made me laugh so much i couldnt breath

[@patyeh5938]

0:01 Techno looks a little different here

[@willsommerfeld1933]

Lol

[@katowo3385]

"quakity, they werent always orphans-" cuts to an ad: " *drop in, drop off* "

[@FNRUST]

Watching this after he passed makes me feel so shit

[@jazelanndelacruz6955]

the god apple on the 2nd clip is gone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@IguessImhere223]

Tommy: "Techno I can kill you right now but I'm not going to because we are such good friends" Techno: *Gets full enchanted netherite armor with an enchanted netherite axe* "Can you?" Tommy: ... *Mood change* "Let's do this trade!!"

[@Me-zv6nk]

Quatity’s face looks like he had a flashback when Technoblade said,”They weren’t always orphans”

[@SourishhD]

Can someone explain the line they weren't always orphans I understood

[@TzzztTzzzt]

before they parents died they weren’t orphans after they parents died they became orphans

[@SourishhD]

@@TzzztTzzzt thanks bro

[@theknightofnothing2823]

I guess quarantine is getting to you huh?

[@residentsimon9921]

they werent always orphans

[@omegaheartless]

@@TzzztTzzzt It could also mean they were abandoned.

[@Holirate]

Thank you for all the laughs Tencho Rest in peace ❤️

[@cyber_runner]

Who else came back to this video after learning that he passed? Technoblade never dies.🐷❤️

[@ZuzuLovesDucks]

🐷♥️

[@_anythinganywhere_]

"they weren't always orphans" Proceeds to get an ad About donating to Orphanages

[@alaric5521]

3:19 I love that each beat of the background music he puts in a armor piece it is synced so well

[@ryanwagner3890]

"Who's your favorite woman" "My mom" "I'm gonna up the price." Glad to see tommy knows the value of a wholesome moment.

[@ojastewari5933]

When Quackity realized there's someone more evil and dangerous. XD

[@Unfortunate_Marty]

Its so hard to watch it when you know that he's gone...

[@largeegothegreat3645]

Techno is the funniest member of the dream smp

[@kingramsey4916]

10:56 had me rolling when i heard it.

[@mcracer25]

4:25 that is a FNAf jump scare

[@NiceCat2619]

I had the volume at maximum... Oh my god my ears 🤣

[@audreysavannahchu2358]

Im watching this on his death anniversary and i cant believe its been a year since the legend passed on. I didnt really watch the dream SMP before his death and i wish i did. You can see that he impacted the whole platform. As long as we keep him in our hearts technoblade dies.

[@izdark8733]

Rest In Peace legend. Thank you for making us all laugh during hard times. You will always be remembered, Technoblade never dies.