Technoblades FUNNIEST Dream SMP Moments! V4

aka. Technoblade joining Dream SMP and then being hilarious.
aka. Technoblade Dream SMP Funny Moments
aka. Have no more aka. ideas lmao.
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Welcome to my new video!
Today I've got another Funny Technoblade Moments Compilation for you!
Since Technoblade joined the Dream SMP Server a few weeks ago due to the REVOLUTION against Manberg
He's had his appearance in many streams and also has streamed on his own youtube channel!
I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade funniest dream smp moments!
All scenes are from Technoblade himself! Sometimes the Funny Technoblade Moments are just out of
context or are like a running gag so don't wonder if you can't understand some of these Clips.
I have to say that I haven't watched Technoblade much before creating this Technoblade hilarious Moments video but I really
enjoyed researching for the funniest Technoblade moments through everyones Streams!
Please make sure to sub to the following people!
Technoblade:
/ technothepig
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Please notice that I don't own ANY of these Clips and I only create compilations of these Videos and Streams
If you want any of my videos to be taken down e-mail me at [e-mail]
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Have fun with the video!
#TechnoSMP #TechnobladeSMP #Technoblade

[@NightmareProductions]

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

[@fLAWed_Rook]

"I only had to kill 2 employees to speak to the manager. Now that's customer service!" I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter.

[@mizerixe]

im am dying too, now techno can speak to our manager

[@villagersupremacy5594]

Karens be like

[@Ehehrwon]

Techoblade Karen simulator "I only had to kill two employees to speak to the manager"

[@UwU-ye2hy]

Technoblade's monotone voice is soothing

[@grey8288]

Let his soothing vocals lull you to the deepest and most refreshing sleep you have ever experienced.

[@cronos7399]

Yes

[@fictiongirl11]

I don’t think it’s monotone, it’s just deep and calm

[@gold-ju3po]

I agre

[@awesomeslayer28]

I know right

[@clownie1313]

Technoblade everytime he start streaming : "Starting the stream....." Technoblade chat : "Your mic muted!!!!"

[@realmeme6]

Yes they troll him but anything but that message they just never use it.

[@aakrishtranjan]

Also TECHNOLATE

[@aritraghosh3441]

It's like when my school teacher starts our class

[@beanbagburrito]

I like how sentences have exclaimation points but techno just says it his normal voice

[@lukaza1261]

His normal voice is demanding

[@Androidy]

It's subtitles

[@lukaza1261]

@@Androidy his voice. Is. *DEMANDING!*

[@nobodyaskedbut4458]

techno after every clip: **aLrIgHt**

[@pct4to]

Lol it’s as if he needs to tell himself that his sentence is over

[@NightmareProductions]

well his allright is pretty usefull for me to know when he's finished with his jokes lmao

[@Iliadic]

**AnYhOw**

[@Michael-fw9xb]

After the "would I cause problems?" you should've put the crossbow genocide clip

[@NightmareProductions]

xDDD TRUE! But sadly the video was finished before the festival :D

[@Michael-fw9xb]

@@NightmareProductions Oh okay. Still a good video though.

[@laserfan26]

@@NightmareProductions suggestion put the genocide in the next video then flashback to his line would i cause problems in slow motion as the screen slowly becomes transparent and behind that transparency is him doing the genocide

[@muffindx3462]

the. WHAT?

[@expiredmilk5435]

@@muffindx3462 lol u don't know

[@mattsterical577]

"You think i have a shred of mercy?" *later hesitates killing tubbo*

[@jkc-l8978]

To be fair that was probably a distraction while he planned how to kill everyone else

[@slaughterinthespotlight1669]

@@jkc-l8978 Cringe

[@nithinjoshalbert9731]

These latest streams were just comedy golds.

[@ValeRay2]

F you excluded the part where the ravager totally lost his will to even continue on living and stopped attacking technoblade while being dragged in a never ending whirlpool of sadness and self doubt

[@NightmareProductions]

F

[@julies_online1051]

F

[@Rk_Rocket]

F

[@ellie_282]

F

[@silvershadow2341]

F

[@hanyyylet6]

"Starting the stream", I miss it, we miss you Tech. I just stopped crying earlier but now I teared up again when I heard that fuck.

[@owoawaaraara]

"I only had to kill 2 employees to speak to the manager!" "Now THAT's costumer service" reminds me of a certain group of people

[@chickengames7439]

Karen

[@NightmareProductions]

My favourites: 1:25 Techno's level go brrr 2:43 Techno and the customer support Part I 3:44 How Techno joined Dream SMP 6:39 Techno and the customer support Part II

[@makrela1231]

@MEMEGOD youtube

[@rainfide]

4:05 Dream was playing with one hand when he lost to you shut up I was playing with a steering wheel

[@galaxyfluff7167]

That is now my new shook noise : "Heiyh???"

[@NightmareProductions]

Hey I don't want to be annoying and you probably can't remember who I am but.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 1,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 (and yes I may have answered to your comments multiple times because I'm sending this to every comment created by subscribers) Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️ Have a nice Day!!

[@cocothecookie4238]

Bro I really miss him.. Rest in peace techno We loved u so much :')

[@RentalMp3]

5:45 "I Don't like you" (Donates money)

[@CB_W0lf]

7:39 lol look at those squids swimming on the right hand side of the water. They just like... went back in time or something for a sec, hahaha.

[@ynntari2775]

Maybe the Dolphin just didn't feel like helping him, instead of trying to help him and being slow

[@TrulyBlueMusic]

Things I watch at 1 percent battery

[@mumarzafar1749]

Techno's funnier than all these noobs.

[@20quid]

I would actually pay real money to see Techno beat minecraft using only guitar hero controllers.

[@sparky2_0]

3:47 If that is true why is tommy on the server

[@NightmareProductions]

xD

[@sparky2_0]

Thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

[@larsenmarianna]

See the chat lol

[@Melody-pm6qv]

Cause hes lesbian.

[@sparky2_0]

Genius play

[@beefairy8620]

When he broke the lily pads I panicked for a second because I forgot that boats don’t break anymore

[@bread3453]

Techno's chat with others at 4:25 is hilarious

[@realmeme6]

Funny how a riptide Trident would change the rain from being the worse to the best because I can become a TECHNOPLANE

[@Chchommi]

Techno adds personas to all the animals and its great

[@ecxdee]

techno’s HHHAAAAAAYYYYHHH always makes my day

[@acgamingpresents9070]

I resonate with Techno so well

[@Arcticanine]

5:55 technoblade is just crazy and a psychopath at times AND I love that so much lol

[@sliosse]

7:17 xD

[@hahahahaha_no...]

Technoblade is ultimate Karen: *"I only had to kill 2 employees before i managed to speak to manager"*

[@lanceoneal2115]

I lost it when he said "you lost your job welcome to the economy"

[@NightmareProductions]

Yeah that's the humor we're here for :D Also.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️

[@turquoisemoon8453]

Techno is so funny and delightful to watch

[@GavinMoehring-g1y]

When the blood god doesn’t upload or stream so you’re stuck watching these videos

[@NightmareProductions]

I feel you. Also.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️

[@dibkun4113]

2:03 funny thing is , even tho he has all the netherite stuff and full of enchanment , but still using that wooden pick xD

[@nickgiannotti8150]

Could we get a compilation of techno getting a glass of water

[@TurtleBoyoIsCool]

Wow, You used to have 199 subs and now you have 9k! Also this was hilarious lol

[@NightmareProductions]

Thanks mate! ^^

[@beanbagburrito]

They grow up so fast

[@vedantsethi7124]

34k

[@keegie_creeper146]

2:02, perfect example of foreshadowing

[@ashlingemberstone3913]

My nerd self: technobalde… poodles were french hunting dogs, what do you think that haircut is for!? Fashion? No! Its for keeping them warm but also making sure their hair doesn’t get caught in brambles. Poodles are crazy fast! Mines only a miniature and could probably run for a day straight!

[@irzalamru1873]

When Technoblade say he say looking for water tample But he mean water ruins Me: why

[@goldenmxnae]

Me wanting techno to stream everyday 😭 bruh I miss him already and he streamed just a while back

[@panckzzz]

If they needed a iq test to join the SMP, how did Tommy get in?

[@NightmareProductions]

The IQ needed rises progressively the older you are xD Also.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️

[@bffft5716]

Technoblade never dies

[@gslayer69]

It's funny until he reload his crossbow.

[@Spike_365]

I only had to kill 2 employees to see the manager now that’s customer service Techno 2020

[@alreyervinsuco4863]

HEEHH?!

[@NightmareProductions]

HAEHH??

[@oldbeast4884]

HAEIY??

[@NightmareProductions]

SUB TO TECHNOBLADE -> --kzbin.info --kzbin.info/door/VafqTFM3PMM99v-gTKkaHg--

[@kingnoob1066]

I like how as soon as the captain appeared on screen in the corner I had lag

[@kaiedgerley4579]

The funniest thing about this video is the way that poodle was spelled

[@justyourlocalhuman185]

This man has COMPLETELY deleted the letter "g" from the alphabet lol

[@KittrShenanigans]

Bedrock:while in a boat with dolphins following you, you increases your speed on a boat

[@pokemaster7200]

I play bedrock and I really can't confirm or deny this

[@aradmo1106]

Rip techno

[@varsha.5567]

Techno support

[@suparnosinha9532]

TECHNOSUPPORT

[@last1live659]

TECHNO SUPPORT

[@MajorCO2Gaming]

The festival went well

[@daft372]

Ah yes Dreams's enemy "Nightmare"

[@slooofer]

10 seconds in “leave”

[@5pkchu]

5:01 anyone else see the zombie just disappear?

[@phantasmagoric3069]

Technoblade the Karen: I only had to kill 2 employees before I could finally speak to the manager! Now that's customer service!

[@creeperash07]

2:57 Yeah AMERICA

[@feles7745]

04:17 Ponk looks pretty mad

[@-haruka-9672]

4:39 7,3M now🗿

[@hi-zf6tf]

6:32 Monotone Mickey Mouse

[@IvieLinamares]

Technoblade want to speak to the manager

[@revenger8292]

“Alright”

[@celestricity1635]

Tommy with an IQ higher than 190 isn’t possible

[@NightmareProductions]

Hey I don't want to be annoying and you probably can't remember who I am but.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 1,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 (and yes I may have answered to your comments multiple times because I'm sending this to every comment created by subscribers) Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️ Have a nice Day!!

[@callmepsychh919]

@@NightmareProductions Heh

[@dannyboy5339]

To anyone who doesn’t know this, try it! If you have Diamond Horse Armour but want more than 1, put it on a horse and kill it with a Looting sword to get more! 😁

[@smritiraj4482]

Roy?

[@smritiraj4482]

Rly?

[@dannyboy5339]

@@smritiraj4482 Yeah!

[@d1zzy508]

Techno should do a hard core

[@skstm3]

Let me describe Tecno for you tecno Is a guy who is know for his entertaining commentary and he has devoted his life to peace on the dream he has necer killed a soul he also sucks at pvp I am a trusted source of information

[@mnmncookies774]

i just noticed in one of the clips someone donated 50... moneys... just to say and i quote "i dont like you"

[@gingerweasel2]

"Pudel"

[@neonx9716]

Techno is my favorite KZbinr........ besides you.....

[@roshnibritto4637]

I only had to kill two employees before I had to speak to the manager Technokaren

[@tanjajanecek7610]

He would

[@tanjajanecek7610]

He 100% woukd

[@0_h1t3]

Technoblade's 2nd channel is gonna get all the clout you wish to have. No one is safe.

[@Samantha050]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@gungobindsingh8095]

1:19

[@vinayakvnair4127]

Lead the Dolphin

[@MrMuffinDreamSMP]

0:55 2:40 3:30 4:45 7:00

[@egx_1276]

Yes "pudel"

[@dark_shadowz687]

guys what would of u done if technoblade actually quit...

[@jahrobabank5979]

3:50 then how did tommy get on the sever ^v^

[@aidan8465]

No one Mickey mouse: 6:33

[@Cat-ki3hy]

Technoblade speaks in lowercase

[@omarqassas7095]

Man you left the part where he said he broke his spirit

[@JamesBond-nj5vk]

When you realise that the literal max iq is 200 meaning techno is a god

[@NightmareProductions]

I never questioned it. I accepted it. Also.. ❌ If you don't enjoy 100 Days in Minecraft videos just ignore the following ❌ But if you do.. Today [Sat 11AM EST (in ca. 3,5 hours)] I will upload my "100 Days in Modded One Block Minecraft Hardcore" Video.. And I'd be sooo greatful if you could just give it a chance! The point is that I still receive daily hate comments on that I'm not able to do content by myself so I created this video! I've never in my life put so much work in a video and I really did put a lot of work in other videos which y'all can't know about because they were created on other channels. [around 60-70 hours] Sadly the easy grabbed compilation content just perfoms way better in today's youtube .. I just don't want to have like 100 views because the algorithm hates me for not putting Technoblade in the title.. so I need YOUR help! THANKS for the Attention! 😅 Sorry if I annoyed you with that.. ✌️

[@Progamer-po5pr]

3:50 then how did TommyInnit join the server HaVe I AcHiEvEd CoMeDy YeT

[@Mike-nl8xe]

I'm quicc

[@menacingelixir]

the wither skulls didnt age well D:

[@deathdragon789]

Spelt poodle wrong

[@sebin_]

Note for Karen's Kill two employes the manager would come automatically: the blade

[@heidiviloria2838]

3:38 was the villager crying?

[@nithooramesh671]

1:40 Wait someone is laughing in the back ....... what?

[@sacked5266]

3:50 then how did Tommy joined the server. This is just a joke don't hurt me.

[@autofill69]

UwU heeeh

[@aidenplayz9432]

Jotaro listens to 0:50 Jotaro: yare yare daze star platinum the world. ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA.

[@YouTuberShorts0]

Wait didn't he just said a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse reference?

[@pranavkanthaswamy4633]

how do you add a motion blur to others' content?

[@tugboss0273]

These are just the highlights from a past stream?