I HATE THE LONG NIGHT: Game of Thrones Rant

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[@whogon]

I'd like millenials like this kiddo to remember that cursing DOESNT have the effect you believe it does. Honest to god it makes you sound like a petulant 14 year old. It's not "hard" or "impressive". Adults don't hear some kid blaspheme or curse and say gee...that kid sure is smart/tough. Gosh he sure sounded tough using curse words while complaining about a television show. And blaspheming. About tv. Kiddo if you ever wanna see how men act -- have your mommy sign a waiver that says you won't sue -- & I will fly you to wherever you want and I'll shut your little pathetic punk ass up. Stop blaspheming over a television show you pretentious child. Get a job.

[@Technoguy3]

Watch out guys, we got a tough guy over here

[@TheTam0613]

Did your mother ever tell you that being a sanctimonious asshat and going on a tirade that has no relevance to the subject of the video is rude? Mine did.

[@madadhthewolfhound1623]

You sound like one of those idiots who thinks god wrote the bible he's not a fucking author people's wrote it people with an agenda after thousands of years idiots still say basphemy. There is a film called the life of Brian watch it and get a sense of humour before you spend the rest of your days winging to kids about their bad language please

[@drawingpatterns9929]

I believe he has a right to say f**k in this case... the death was soooooo disappointing.

[@jerkov420]

Why do you seem to think that cursing and "blaspheming?" is a millennial thing? That's goddamn nonsense

[@everettkitley8528]

I get how no one saw Arya. I couldn't see shit the entire episode.

[@khalecoppernoll8714]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.....

[@everettkitley8528]

Scottish Even GRRM said he had to become a student of medieval warfare in order to write the books. Dumb and Dumber just thought they would wing it...what a shit show.

[@FrostedSeagull]

Everett . . . Lmfao at your Comment. Ha ha ha

[@FrostedSeagull]

@@everettkitley8528 by "studying medieval warfare" you mean GRRM repeatedly read Lord of the Rings.

[@everettkitley8528]

Frosted On the bright side, at least Tolkien knew what he was talking about.

[@DucatiSydney]

Jon: Can you do the jump fly kill back at Kings Landing and be back? Arya: ? HBO: Yes

[@joecoggins3973]

Arya over performs, by doing a 360 no-scope.

[@MrSwade009]

Had you told me this is how the show was going to end in any of the seasons I would've dropped the show and said thank you for saving my time.

[@jamesonbolen9058]

Stephen Wade This isn’t how it ends.. The show it’s literally a Game of Thrones with a humanistic form.. Not a World War Z spinoff.. The shows main antagonist was always Cerci.

[@MrSwade009]

@@jamesonbolen9058 The book is called a Song of Ice and Fire... The show starts off with a white Walker. They've been preaching about winter coming not Cersie.... What exactly is Cersei going to do scowl and grin at you??? Is she going to send Elephants at a Dragon???

[@El_Descarriado]

@@jamesonbolen9058 Oh yeah, when Ned Stark was alive Cersei was being set up as a major villain. Not Littlefinger, or Joffrey or even Jaime back then. She was a minor character for the first 2 seasons! It took two of her kids dying for her to finally start having some agency.

[@GHQSTE]

@@jamesonbolen9058 bruh you high on Valyrian weeD? The show is an adaptation of A Song of Ice and Fire, George R. R. Martin's series of fantasy novels, the first of which is A Game of Thrones. ONLY THE FIRST BOOK IS CALLED "A GAME OF THRONES". Literally the first scene of this show is about white walkers and they been saying "Winter is Coming" from day 1. Cersei over NK? nah bruh, no one's interested in that shit.

[@jamesonbolen9058]

@@GHQSTE That is incorrect. The show Game of Thrones is a humanist view of a single lie (Roberts Rebellion) starting the wheel the ladder of chaos. That single lie caused the Song of Ice and Fire to be raised as a bastard when he was the true heir. The books have always been a political narrative based on the persons inner good vs the inner evil. And the universe painfully and violently get its charma.. The NK, WW and the Army of the Dead or in the book the wights was always a story never thee story. It won't be the finale in the books either. GRRM follows a specific writing style that follows a specific pattern in all his writings. The Night King was never portrayed as purely evil, yes he's trying to bring a dawn of an endless night but it has been portrayed as completely evil and as the main antogonist. We didn't even know what his purpose was and the only character he had actually killed was Viseryion the Dragon. We still don't know his purpose or motive. Cerci has been cold and ruthless since day 1. She has murdered Robert, her Uncle, Cousin, Queen Margery, the Tyrels, High Sparrow, Lady of Dorne and countless citizens. She was responsible for Neds death and the trial vs Tyrion. She has 3 bastard children 2 who have illegally become Kings. She has now recruited her brothers loyal friend Braun to kill them both. She also uses the Mountain who in the books is the most ruthless physichotic killer of the entire story. She is willing to blow up Kings Landing before handing over the throne to Dany. The NK wants you dead then raised and added to his army and purpose. Cerci literally comes to steal, kill and destroy. The person who stands in the way of stopping the wheel stopping the ladder of chaos making the Universe right and seating the true heir to throne back to his rightful place is the Queen who sits on the throne. NK cares about no throne, no dragon queen, no Song of Ice and Fire only an endless night. Which then completely forbades then entire story from Roberts Rebellion to Aegon Targaryan taking the Iron Throne..

[@50043211]

Remember boyz & girls, D&D the two geniuses who are responsible for this piece of art will make the new SW trilogy. All hope is lost!

[@islamislam-zw3il]

50043211 You mean to imply "Dumb and dumber " ? .🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😏😏😏😏😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darthsauron255]

What? I thought Ryan Johnson would do that.

[@ComicGladiator]

When it comes to killing off Star Wars, you can not kill that which does not live.

[@NatsumiMichi]

@@ComicGladiator What is dead may never die.

[@juanita-dark]

You mean denial is lost. JJ and Johnson already killed off hope with their first round of sequel bs.

[@raymond-reviews]

Ramsay was right, "If you think this has a happy ending, you really haven't been paying attention have you?"

[@qwerty9398]

More like...If you think this has a good ending, you really haven't been paying attention have you?

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

"If you think this going to be satisfying, we're gonna subvert expectations"

[@sethgyellins]

Im pretty sure there will be a happy ending but not a good ending since the writers are pussying out to kill the main characters

[@islamislam-zw3il]

Seth Gyellins The screenplay writers are a duo of noobs, and really defensive about their shitty craft too ! . G.O.T. 's fans were kept in dark for two decades ( literally two decades , deluded into believing a fairytale or ending which never came to pass .It was like Hillary Clinton being touted as next president of the U.S. For decades , and finally a Mormon , retail mogul scoops in to steal the limelight . Yes , i know the U.S. presidential election analogy was spotaneous and maybe out of place .But the subterranean point is : riding on momentum the show had garnered , getting all viewers hopes up and finally sabotaging It up ( blowing It up ) should be a legal offence . Fans of this show spent years into watching your timelines and story -arcs ( Not for the thrills or nudity , but because of the uncertainty and novelty of concept ) .only to be let down in that defining moment . Hoping , that "Game of shitshow " will end soon...

[@annholiness8759]

If you think this has a good writing, you really haven't paying attention have you?

[@leGrille200]

Now they can finally rename this show to "Pirates of Westeros: The End of the World".

[@DirectlyFromMusic-DFM]

😂😂😂

[@tiempodeaventura357]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ismata3274]

and bran wakes up. the familys maester says to lady cathelyn: i guess we should half the dose of the milk of poppy, the boy looks sensitive. the end.

[@ComicGladiator]

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[@ragnaice]

I am binge watching rant reactions for the catharsis of it. Thank you for your contribution.

[@Nash9r]

Me too. To heal the wounds and to feel that I'm not alone.

[@MasterRoyalSnow]

ragnaice literally same lol Except I got into the show about 7 months ago, binged watched it all and I'm still like wtf. I can't imagine ppl who have been following since the beginning... holy shit

[@Big_Sierra]

Sameee

[@prodigalfan]

Same

[@fightthegoodfight52]

HAhahahaha...yep, me too! 😁🤜🏾🤛🏾

[@ReRe-yl6dq]

"this war of the five kings means nothing, the real war is in the north" Melisandre D&D "this war with the night king means nothing, the real war is with subverting expectations"

[@chasm671]

"The real war is against the audience." - D&D, probably

[@Cftdcon]

Theon held Winterfell longer than the NK...

[@mrvulture8981]

NK did not even get it

[@Bhatmut]

@@mrvulture8981- He had it before he walked in through the main gate. His army had taken the castle with ease. It was only poor writing that killed him.

[@tylerghersinich576]

@@Bhatmut in all honesty theon, jon and ghost should have been fighting the night king together. A task forces should have been made and use to hunt down the other white walker. Dani calvary and slave army (i do not know how to spell them) should be in the woods next to the castle to hide what till army of dead full committed to the attack. Flank them attack the sides. The treadusay should be behind or in the wood not in the frontlines. Fire arrows and oil should be on the walls ready to be used. We seen it in the siege of castily rock. Tywin is spinning in his grave screaming.

[@ACmelisa]

😂🤣

[@DM-hq9gs]

Oh man I'm just face palming so hard

[@Clubskunk]

Someone should really do a edit from season 1 to season 8 and just delete everything to do with the nightking and the white walkers storyline. Like what was the point. Lmao

[@RedFlagSaid]

It's like the guys that do "script" are like YO WE NEED TO BE DONE WITH THIS AND MOVE ON !!! And is what it is - DONE

[@LordMalice6d9]

Its like a really good blow job where the girl takes her time, takes it slow. And then all of sudden stops cold turkey right before the euphoric nutting! That is what the WW storyline amounted to this past episode! Now its just Cersei and she is a bit played out now and with less character depth

[@RedFlagSaid]

@@LordMalice6d9 That's sounds like a very violent form of blue-balling...you just don't do that

[@realnig_johny1206]

Redžep 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jorlcandemore]

It's easier to just never rewatch this garbage show again

[@shieldmaiden8269]

We've defeated Satan now we're supposed to care about who gets elected president

[@spenddollarzent]

Hannah Ashcraft lol

[@tosh40638]

Yeah in LotR they kill Sauron and we're supposed to worry about a depowered Saruman and his lackeys rubbing things in the Shire? Apparently both LotR and GoT are complete shit. Or maybe you just don't like the fantasy genre. Stop being so miserable and let the real fans of fantasy stories enjoy themselves. It's time for the casuals to go away.

[@nykerianash1590]

tosh40638 I love when people can’t defend so their point so they play the deflection game. If you like crap great for you, also Sauron was the main threat everyone knew that, also way to comparing a movie (which had to dedicate 3 to stopping him) to a tv show.

[@ETin6666]

@@tosh40638 Sauron (his physical manifestation) was already dead when the LOTR movies started. The whole plot is based on stopping his return. So what on earth are you talking about? Are you talking about the Witch King? Btw the ones defending this GOT episode are the plebs shouting " Wooo arya, you go girl!". Sounds like you are one of them. Also, don't bring the books into this. If you want to compare the show to the LOTR saga, it has to be the movies.

[@williampoole1742]

Best comment

[@kohisaaakohisaaa7095]

No need for war against Cersei. Just send Arya to take care of everything. Apparently, she can just teleport through all wights and white walkers.

[@SuperKillasin]

Agreed she should do a solo mission to kill euron, the mountain and cersai. Hell she should just take the iron throne and kill dany.

[@jrthe2nd494]

@@SuperKillasin They should do a cross over were Arya one shots Thanos, and Godzilla, because that's definitely within her capabilities.

[@Abrams1985]

It did not bother you when Jaquen Hagar (or however it’s spelled) was a ghost killing everyone? She learnt skills from him.

[@foxhound9285]

The Night King noticed Bran when he was using Ravens to spy on him, but didn't notice Arya when she teleported behind him yelling.

[@oliveryau85]

Marcin Abramowicz Ur telling me that one sneaky boi is better than an ice god that can raise the dead?

[@rayhenhardy]

1-7 season : Winter is coming Season 8: Never mind

[@bobbyscott3616]

Omg right? End of season 7 we see snow falling in kings landing and it made a great scene....what the hell???

[@noelle4luv]

Yeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!

[@bredincaptivity4692]

Blink and you'll miss it.

[@MeganAllen1738]

It was just a prank bro

[@kennedyaraujjo]

so why fight cersei's army, right? just send arya and she'll kill her. nobody can see her anyway...

[@renegadexblackout]

If they dont just send her to kill them all because "shes the best assassin in the world", then idk what to say 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@frankpossible6408]

This is the only sensible course of action. So they should send Arya. Not doing so is a plot hole. From a story perspective, it would suck for Arya to be successful. So she ought to die in an attempt to kill Cersei. This prevents a plot hole and is vintage Game of Thrones.

[@iuser025]

The NK commanded them to not do anything because he knew she was coming it was the hand switch that killed him

[@ArtikMan1994]

And she will. Because she closed brown eyes(Walder Frey), blue eyes(Night King) and she have to shut GREEN eyes(Who the fuck is with the green eyes? Cercei. So unpredictable...)

[@TheChurchofCacti]

You idiots didn't catch the key phrase. "Everything you did brought you where you are now, home" Bran is insinuating that everything in the show, from the Mad King going insane thus sending Danny into hiding where she could build a foreign Army to come defend Westeros, to Theon going through his crazy arc to end up defending Bran in that moment. He's pointing to the Butterfly effect. Arya may very well have been the ONLY person, at that exact moment, at that exact place, to kill the NK. It's the same place she sneaks up on Jon in S8E1, and also the same place Bran gave her the Dagger. Not a coincidence he gave it to her there, plus we still have no idea who's dagger that is. It very well may have been placed in the story line by the 3 eyed Raven hundreds of years ago to eventually be the kill weapon by the Prince\Princess who was promised.

[@SpawnOfJenova]

"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"

[@degassadu25]

First was The Walking Dead. Now GOT. I'm shocked.

[@driftveilcity]

@@degassadu25 the walking dead was bound to happen honestly, I prepared myself for that one. GOT though, unacceptable.

[@inviktus1983]

@@driftveilcity I'm surprised there hasn't been some sort of social media backlash given the size of the GoT fanbase, how good the show /was/ and how badly they've handled the recent seasons, topped off by the disaster that was s08e03

[@Wayoutthere]

Walking dead, Star Wars, Star Trek, Transformers, Ghostbusters, Games of Thrones etc etc.

[@inviktus1983]

@Grumpy Leprechaun true.. I hate to admit it but you're right. How could we be this stupid? Perhaps it's just time to put away childish things (entertainment) and find our own adventure

[@shardikb23]

guys, you don't get it. Bran send the crows to call the Great Eagles, they catch Arya and drop her behind the Night King

[@jerkov420]

LOL. I hated LOTR. S8E3 is way worse

[@tbitw3374]

@@jerkov420 fuck you just for that

[@PhongPham-lt7rr]

@@jerkov420 yeah fuck you

[@stannisthemannis3801]

@@jerkov420 Yeah fuck you

[@st19123]

Andre Emanuel fuck you dude *stabs you* “ For the Watch”

[@dominoeffectinvesting9841]

Theon got more of a fight with the night king then Jon Snow

[@michaelsuder3217]

Domino Effect Investing don't underestimate Reek

[@srrlIdl]

Ummm... forgot about the whole dragon dance between Jon and the NK?

[@jameslove1162]

@@srrlIdl That was Rhaegal fighting Undead Viserion, not single combat between Jon and NK. If you think that few seconds, wherein their dragons fight and they just happen to be on them, counts as a duel between the two then there wasn't even any point in me responding since you're never going to understand.

[@srrlIdl]

@@jameslove1162 No one said 'single combat'. I said 'fight'.

[@michaelsuder3217]

James Love imo you are partially correct because the original "Dance of the Dragons" it was considered a fight between the riders however Im assuming you meant there was no physical combat between Jon and the Night King

[@Clubskunk]

Now we are stuck with a alcoholic queen and a pirate as our main villains 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Justhunk]

I genuinely cannot comprehend how someone at HBO that approved this mess thought this was a great idea

[@kevint9910]

I was hoping for a three way battle where main characters were killed off at Winter Fell Then who ever was left had to retreat to kings Landing with the Knight King following .and it ends with everyone trying to kill everyone Cersei fighting Jon , And the white walkers , Jon fighting The white walkers and Cersei and the Knight king killing everyone Those are real stakes . Who ever wins controls everything with all your enemies dead or lose and your entire army and allies are dead. Everyone dies except one or 2 main characters. An epic battle that would have really cost everything to win . That is what game of thrones is about . “You win or you die “

[@kirbi888]

Kevin T that would’ve been brilliant

[@theplayasclub5948]

It should’ve been Littlefinger

[@michaela9967]

which could be gone by high sparrows :D

[@Konigdok]

Weren't the undead supposed to kill the living? What were they doing in the libary? Searching a good Script?

[@wellingtonrodrigues7654]

Fantasy Undeads are not THAT stupid and dumb like TWD undeads, ya know

[@ComicGladiator]

Go to any public library and you see the undead shuffling about.

[@nuclearwinter391]

THIS. They Snoked the Night King.

[@dreadtan]

That’s what I said to, the night king was so cool and so was snoke both kill with no problem at all. Lame

[@salamander337]

And both paved the way for a 2nd rate villain to be the main antagonist. (Kylo Ren/Cersei)

[@frankgrimms]

Tyler Durden LOL yes! Was waiting for someone to say this!

[@47swankk]

salamander337 2nd rate villain? Cersei? You’re an idiot lmao

[@johnr8095]

@@47swankk She's no Night King. Then agian, neither is the Night King.

[@craigfin3222]

Seasons 7 and 8 have ruined GOT for me. Great war? Not even a great battle.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

I tried to warn people that this would happen after S4. Because that was bad enough. Since then I have not trusted D&D to not ruin all the characters and the story itself. At least my prophecy was fulfilled by this travesty of a final season. And it's nice that at least one prophecy was paid off by Game of Thrones. Silver linings!

[@keke944]

@Krysty Cavallo what the actors and actresses and others did for this show is phenomenal. We are just upset with the poor writing, not the people that portrayed it on television

[@gudhaxer41343]

@Krysty Cavallo It only took 55 night coz of the dogshit script. They could've done a much better job in those 55 nights. I respect them for doing it even tho the battle was full of stupidity.

[@Gunnar001]

Krysty Cavallo We are not blaming the actors or all the hard work from production crew. We are talking about the obvious shitty lazy writing. This isn’t rocket science, kids.

[@praetorian3902]

@Krysty Cavallo The ONLY thing people who are disappointed with S8 are complaining about is : absence of realism (not yelling at you, caps are to emphasize). In any other show or movie, fine. But Game of Thrones IS about realism (realistic within the rules set in the world of Westeros, not our Earth). That's a/the major reason why the show is (was) so popular. When Ned Stark's head was chopped off or when the red wedding happened - nobody wanted that to happen but nobody blamed the writers because it was Realistic. It made sense how things got to that point for the characters. So when you remove realism from a show that is all about realism, especially on the FINAL season, well, you get 1'600'000 signatures.

[@elenam.4232]

Thank you. I need people who get as angry about this as I did.

[@lilmario0]

@o O and?

[@Cadrieldur]

*Ser Davos:* Excellent plans, your grace, but what will we do about the Dothraki raping and pillaging the North when the dead are gone? *Jon:* Don’t worry, I’ve got it figured out.

[@nolives]

Lol. Never thought about it like that. But i don't think the raping would've been cool with Dany as Kahl anyways.

[@Lucares]

Also the "in general their culture is just a tad out of sync with Westeros so it might not be the smartest idea to bring thousands of them here without any idea how to get rid of them afterwards because they will probably not settle down as peaceful farmers"-thing seems to have escaped Daenerys entirely. Just conquer the continent and think later 🙄

[@Lucares]

@Grumpy Leprechaun Yes and I don't get why people glorify her 🙄

[@cephydash1533]

In my mind, I quickly tought of all the dothraki charging to die lol

[@SomeGuy-nr9id]

Night King is like i don't get why they are charging me in the middle of the night when they can't see anything. After i spent the entire day having my zombies build this mile long trench filled with spikes.

[@Joemamashouse69]

GOT writers, "Lets blow all of our money on CGI dragon fights that no one can see"

[@MinecraftDude1245peni]

No, let's blow half of our money on CGI dragon fights that no one can see so we don't have to spend **all** the money.

[@brandont666]

Iq of 160

[@McSuperfly101]

It reminded me of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies... the effects people create these amazing, photorealistic robots and then they’re used in such a way that it all just looks like a giant scrapyard rolling down a hill.

[@kmc4816]

McSuperfly don’t compare got to that even season 8 have some respect

[@kainschilling6758]

no the blew the budget on the cloud scene that was it.... and its still the same ol GoT shock value, instead of death and randomness they did the normal hollywood story and BAM no one saw that shit coming!

[@anunnakimenagerie]

My love for the show died in this episode as quick as the Dothraki

[@NEUR0MANCER_]

They knew, the writers what they were doing, bowing theyre lame brains to their overlords Disney and signaling their allegiance with that BS rey move. The fans were the dothraki in this ep, just like ben solo/kylo ren represents how Disney sees the fans, they hate us, they don't want us, so lets give them what they want and take away their source of income.

[@saulndahcpt]

Anunnaki Menagerie good cuz it’s over!😛😛

[@SenderBudYerGood]

same here, I will watch the remaining episodes but not nearly as thrilled about the show as I was at the end of episode 2.

[@asahi151]

Hilarious comment!

[@anunnakimenagerie]

@@NEUR0MANCER_ yes, I saw that their next project was continuing to mar the long dead starwars franchise. Next thing we know, Disney will buy game of thrones, and turn it into a musical, simply because they have to have a monopoly on princess.

[@cookiecookie88729]

Euron's sentence about "the finger in the bum" was a subtle foreshadowing of what would happen to us.

[@tamilshoutcom]

Lmao. Spilled coffee reading this.

[@leroloralarlora]

lol

[@irishaudia6c750]

Thats how ant man killed thanos in endgame

[@rp19888]

D&d went to extremes and went with whole arm instead.

[@brandont666]

Rough or gentle? A finger in the bum indeed

[@EpicMathTime]

This episode reveals the night king's identity and motivation pretty well though. The identity of the night king is just that he's the night king, he isn't anyone else, he's just the night king. The night king is attacking westeros because he is evil (and very bad), on the other hand Jon Snow is good because he is good and has a cool sword. Such a deep show.

[@Secondaccount31]

Hahahahah

[@ПетърКолев-л4о]

:D :D lol

[@claireb3004]

Yep pretty much. 😂

[@Zoozio]

What fucking motive he should have? The children turned him into a freaking ice zombie to kill men. He does that. Tf more yall want from a zombie?

[@claireb3004]

@@Zoozio I actually never questioned his identity, but I wanted to know why he stayed so far North for 1000 plus years and then finally decided to come back South to kill now. I can't imagine why he couldn't have built up his army pretty easily at any point with dead wildlings. I also wanted to know why Bran was so important to him. I know its bc Bran is 3ER, but how are they connected? Why was Bran such a threat? Bran was just a pawn now? So Jojen, Hodor, children of forest all had to die & the magic of the tree ruined bc Bran was marked, but we don't get to know how it ties together?

[@JP-hh3bz]

“is rhaegal dead?” is so much funnier to hear after ep4 lmao

[@chrisprusinowski5287]

God that scene was so f**king dumb!!

[@nickd433]

“That can’t be it”, was my exact reaction

[@ckaz007]

For seven seasons, we've been told "Winter is Coming", then after 85 minutes of episode 3 of season 8, Winter Came and Went.

[@cheerfulsatanist]

At least our windows were weather stripped.

[@mixedbagclips2511]

More like small summer rain

[@ComicGladiator]

You know how it is, dude. You wait thousands of years to come, and it's over in minutes.

[@grantburrell]

Considering the other Long Night lasted a generation I’m guessing you would have had a problem if it went that route too 🙄

[@ckaz007]

@@grantburrell Get a sense of humor dickweed.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

"If we can't make it good let's just make it dark".

[@karltanner3953]

If it's dark enough no one will see how bad it is.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

@@karltanner3953 Yes that was kind of ... the idea o.O

[@karltanner3953]

@@whynottalklikeapirat Did I say otherwise? I agreed with you mate. What's the problem lol

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

@@karltanner3953 I know you did. And I liked your comment. No problems, I was hinting at the slight redundancy.

[@bjelouse97ify]

Sounds like the directors of DC movies

[@yetkinkurnaz8425]

WINTER IS COMING !! WINTER IS COMING ,SERIOUSLY!! WINTER IS CO.... aaand is gone.. thanks Arya :)

[@praetorian3902]

Winter is a season. The Night King doesn't bring winter. When Ned Stark was saying "Winter is coming" he didn't mean "the White Walkers are coming" because he didn't believe 100% that the white walkers are coming, even after he executes that night's watch guy that says he saw them. I don't mean to talk against your comment, not my intention.

[@praetorian3902]

@Danny Curtis Yes, I agree with you. But whether white walkers exist or not, winter would always come. During winter people "were born and lived their whole lives and died" without seeing the sun, or something like that was said about winter, in Season 1 I think. White walkers or not. Oh, and no, I am not making excuses for this season. I am very disappointed by this unrealistic season.

[@scottpepper7028]

@Danny Curtis bore off you twat.

[@raduvlad4429]

@@scottpepper7028 get a life weirdo.

[@jbass6665]

I've come to the conclusion it is impossible to kill Sam.

[@agentcarbunkle]

sam tarly is more bad ass than the night king

[@basedelon]

Lord Commander Mormont forbade Samwell Tarly to die

[@pretendamnesia]

Hate that fat piece of shit!!!! Plot armor overkill.

[@Golden5711]

Sam is Azor Ahai confirmed.

[@claireb3004]

Ok seriously how is Sam not fucking dead? In season 2 (I think) was when was too slow to keep up with his brothers of NW and hid behind a rock as WW looked directly at him & screamed while marching by with all the wights. I guess even the WW didn't want him. He then gets very ucky and kills one to defend Gilly & the baby. Somehow he survived the Battle at Castle Black by doing nothing but letting Ghost out to kill Wildlings. Now this episode... There may even be more instances I don't remember.

[@waipareil]

*The Soprano's has the most unsatisfying end in history of great tv shows D&D: hold our mochaccino

[@gauntlettcf5669]

"Mocaccino" is not written like that, sorry. Good joke, tho.

[@jamessalvatore7054]

"God damnit... we want a zombie polar bear"

[@GS-kj6ur]

It was unsatisfying but I guess it served a purpose to leave it on that cliff hanger was very unsettling after you got to know the damilt

[@privateinformation9384]

More like hold our soy lattes 😂

[@kustomkure]

I disagree. Sopranos ended very well.

[@quiznoq5989]

Jon was brought back to yell at a dragon.. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@eidodk]

He actually yelled to Arya to run through to the Weirwood...... "Gooooooo, GO, GO, GO"....

[@Cadrieldur]

He was brought back to die again, but the God of Death has denied his entrance once again.

[@RetiredMillennial]

That's how you train your dragon, haha pun intended.

[@luisholley5858]

@@eidodk the show isnt done

[@nolives]

@@luisholley5858 it might as well be. There was so much wrong with this episodes logic. And shows how far it's dropped off in writing quality. Not to say it wasnt cool fun fan service to watch but it sucked quality writing wise. And I doubt writing for the next couple episodes is going to miraculously fix the fuckery.

[@VinticoreGaming]

"Winter is coming... no wait Arya stabbed it, nvm lol"

[@patrickgogan3517]

😂😂

[@oneforall1513]

Arya will kill Cersei and her fleets by herself. And she'll be pregnant with gendry child who will be the true heir to the throne. Who told you it was a story about jon? it's all about arya. The built up for night king all wasted in a matter of seconds.

[@alexhe1987]

#D&D trolling fans

[@salamander337]

That would be a shit ending. Bitter sweet like everyone kept talking about. Lol

[@TheErikBallew]

Stop calling Aegon, Jon!

[@suzukisixk7]

But he is Jon now... Episode 3 was his chance to be aegon. The reason rhaegar had a child with lyanna was the prophecy. Azor ahai was to be of that specific Targaryen bloodline. He's not azor ahai so now he might as well just be Jon. He doesn't care about the throne, but I guess now we know he will reluctantly take power because if they don't use him for that then there was zero reason for the biggest twist in the story (his parents)

[@El_Descarriado]

Stop calling Jon, Aegon. Rhaegar already had a son called Aegon. It doesn't make ANY SENSE RÈEEEEEEEE

[@frankpossible6408]

The episode was both too dark and not dark enough, if you catch my drift.

[@markuseliassen9946]

Agree

[@lasse4416]

Exactly!

[@TheVoltaire1]

Good drift

[@MohAmer834]

you mean dark as not happy marvel ending

[@frankpossible6408]

MOH HD Yes! Lol.

[@Bramswagga]

Dude, after watching this disgusting episode and feeling down for two whole days you honestly made my feel a little better with your hilarious commentary. Thanks man

[@lucavanbelle2218]

Hopefully arya gets torn apart as justice for the great night king

[@kingdom1682]

Same man.. Every time I come across a G.O.T video it makes my heart sink 😅😓😭 what a let down

[@duhduhvesta]

IB N same everyone is praising it and I’m over like what the heck are you talking about?!

[@amenallah1992]

that souless empty hype train riding mofo of emergy awesome made me lose my god damn brain i swear , i even fought with a close friend because of this thing . most people don't have any critical capacity or independent thought they just love it to death because it's GOT and wow LOOK IT'S A BATTLE WITH ZOMBIES .

[@manjeetnirala7789]

@@duhduhvesta people who praised it aren't my friends anymore

[@eleeddai]

So you mean that all the Build up and the suspens and mysteries around The NK : the symbols, the flashback, everything ; were useless? I'm so f...king done with this show.

[@venture7486]

Yeah and remember Azor Ahai and Lightbringer? And wtf did bran do...

[@eleeddai]

@@venture7486 Yeah, when Bran shifted his eyes i really thought he would do something absolutely amazing but nope; he just was casually recording the events for the archives or maybe he just smashed a lady crow for all we know. Remember when the ex 3 Eyed Raven said that he will fly in such a dramatic way, well turns out he was right; he just flies. Amazing!

[@Reippa]

Ikr. Its funny how got was easily best show ever. And now its fucking worst... They fucked us in ass.

[@watermelonheadiego]

PapaJake best show ever is a bit of a stretch

[@aakashs30mki]

It took white walkers less than a minute to kill the whole Dothraki hoard but the same WW couldn't kill Sam tarly in the entire battle while he was doing nothing but standing there and crying... horrible writing beyond belief...SMH

[@DrSimpleBeauty]

Aakash Srivastava he literally was on the ground doing the Hodor Boogie and lived.

[@Tyiriel]

You have to take into consideration that the dothraki guys are nameless troops, which means they have 40-100hp, while sam is a plot knight with roughly 16000hp.

[@TheRick8866]

Good points

[@Cadrieldur]

*Sam* was using all his Healing potions, Increased Armor defense scrolls, Weapon DMG potion, he stole from The Citadel. What else did you think he was doing there. *Sam* also *distributed* those *Potions and scrolls* among *Greyworm, Gendry, Tormund, Brienne, and Jaime* who killed around 2,000 wights each. Sam *didn't have enough* to *share* between the *Dothraki, and Unsullied* unfortunately. *Arya* is Natural OP Character with no Weakness. (Example: She smacks her head into a wall and still manages to Kill the Night King (Final Boss) with half of the power drained.) *Jon* has a unique weapon, Longclaw. For every wight killed. Five wights will automatically disappear from existence. (Example: The Night King resurrects all the dead around Jon, Next scene the horde is reduced to half) *Jorah* died protecting Dany because of his Armor, Weapon, Healing drained to zero. He couldn't use them for another hour. *Beric* ran out of Barricade spell scrolls. He died from massive bleeding effect. *Theon's* spear broke due to low durability. *Bran* was low on mana from warging into a Murder of Crows. The *Hound* needed Grasp of Terror spell (It increases the target's confidence and willingness to attack horrifying enemies, *Bonus effect:* Protect One person from any situation) Lucky, Beric summoned the Grasp of Terror on the Hound. *Sansa and Tyrion* cast a sneak spell borrowed from Arya. *Varys* used his Teleportation spell with other random people. *Missandei* missed most of the battle due to poor Internet connectivity. *Yohn Royce* didn't join the Event. *Lyanna Mormont* cast her Psychic Scream (a psychic scream is when the enemy Gaint grabs you and slowly squeezes you to death during the same time scrutinizes you with one eye. *Ghost* needed Enhanced Visibility spell (It allows one to become visible for 10 seconds. Rarity: EXTREMELY RARE. Uncraftable)

[@joevines3428]

Sam Got his mate Edd killed.

[@kevinvassar5075]

Season 1 a boar kills a king. Season 8 100000 undead that were smart enough to hit people in the throat couldn't kill Pod the Squire.

[@Bobsend]

They couldn’t kill Sam as well, I don’t have a clue how he survived. There was a scene while the battle was raging where he was lying on the ground surrounded by dead bodies, maybe the wights thought he was dead already, that’s the only reason I can think of to explain why the wights didn’t attack him.

[@ashnar1690]

@@Bobsend They need time to get through his fat belly 😂😂

[@mannylugz5872]

Pod is now a competent swordsman thanks to Brienne so it should not be surprising. Sam and Davos though, cannot fight well yet not a single stab wound hahaha. Their plot armors are really really thick.

[@Maibuwolf]

The boar that killed robert baratheon has more main character kill to his credit than the night king got. My brain does not know how to process that information.

[@RubiixCat]

@@mannylugz5872 No matter how competent of a swordsman he is, he was put in situations that even a top-class swordsman wouldn't be able to get out of alive.

[@aeh5109]

This episode was an insult even for the characters. I loved Theon and Jorah but I was so pissed off by everything that was happening that I didnt even mourn them. I appreciate Emilia's acting tho

[@handlechar568]

That's exactly how I feel. I was watching Jorah die and I WAS sad, but I was sad because he just died and I didn't even care! I was too distracted by how terrible the episode was to feel anything.

[@bawsack69]

🤣😂😂 you heartless bastard!

[@leGrille200]

@@handlechar568 so I'm not the only one...

[@nickyb4781]

@@handlechar568 my sentiments entirely

[@chriszs9315]

Very true😣😒

[@baxterrhodes7542]

I literally yelled "IT'S THAT EASY?!" When I saw the death of the Night King and his whole army just collapse.

[@costinha10]

Well, it was prety cool, also his army collapse after his death make sense once they was dead, about the night king's death i expected more About game of thrones i just complained abou littlefingers death

[@chasm671]

Seriously, any random fuckhead could have just used an obsidian-tipped arrow and taken him out at any time.

[@JL-yq9xn]

@@costinha10 no

[@Vietnam_Chr0nicles]

Ya this episode really ruined the show for me

[@Clubskunk]

Atticus X not watching Sunday , I’m over with this show. Someone might as well do a edit from season 1 to season 8 and take out all the white walker & nightking plot.

[@alexhe1987]

@@Clubskunk the first scene is about whites... the show is so sad

[@ellea3344]

Arya Azor Ahai: the last hero who ended the Long Night. No question. GRRM loves his way with words (see: Hodor) Born amidst Salt and Smoke. Theon (salt), Aegon (fire and ice = smoke)... both Arya's family growing up, and both prominent characters during the Night Kings scene in the Godswood (Theon charging, Aegon fending off the Ice Dragon). "Lightbringer" - Already forged and right there in front of our faces since season 1. She is the princess who was promised... my opinion. At the least, there are no male heirs to Winterfell, Sansa is Queen of the North, and Arya the princess. At most, she is Aegon's cousin, family by blood, and a princess of Westeros and the Iron Throne. There must always be a Stark in Winterfell. When winter fell, it was a Stark who killed the NK, before, and again.

[@BigMisterApple]

Same.

[@BlessedMalevolence]

What’s funny is that you’re still going to watch like everybody else😂😂 bitch

[@richardmcgowan1651]

Came for GoT. Got The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. No idea what was happening. Not idea who died. Who is alive. 8 years for Jon to yell at an Undead Dragon. Great.

[@ashnar1690]

Not to mention he came back from the dead😂😂😂 ive seen some dumb cunts say Jon distracted the dragon so arya can sneak up and kill the NK😂

[@ragnarlothbrok367]

Its obvious bro, let me get you straight - Arya is Azor Ahai and Littlefinger was Nissa Nissa.

[@AG-mo1or]

@@ragnarlothbrok367 ahhhhhh it all makes sense now , but arya missed his heart though

[@alexhe1987]

@@ragnarlothbrok367 wow this theory is genius and we need to justify the end with your prodigious explanation. Thank you so much for making me get over the end.

[@salamander337]

I know, I was waiting for Jon to finally say "screw it" and risk his life to run past the dragon fire. That would have been the moment he realized he can't be burn like Dany.

[@erroneouse1929]

Samwell Tarly killed wights while lying on the ground crying... im done.

[@Warpig9]

He got swarmed about 3 times lol

[@margaretarce4005]

He could have blubbered down in the crypts. Another character irredeemably ruined.

[@DrSimpleBeauty]

Don’t forget he was crying while doing the Hodor Boogie...makes a difference 😂

[@claireb3004]

I actually giggled at that one part at the end with him whimpering bc the ridiculousness of it was sinking in.

[@maxafshar]

Lol

[@_adil-]

The lowest rated battle episode in the history of the series..tells a lot. And still there are ppl who find it exceptional.

[@bradleywilliamson2094]

Adil it wasn’t the lowest rated. Season 5 episode 6 has a 54% on Rotten Tomatoes. This one got a 73%. It is definitely the lowest rated battle episode though.

[@corsijtsma3546]

8.4 is the lowest rated. 6.9/10 at imdb right now

[@sammydidds]

Episode 3: I’m the lowest rated in history Episode 4: hold my beer

[@theclawyaww3740]

I mean people's still watch The Walking Dead now and think it's great. Even though it's been bad since season one

[@C1umsyJester]

Adil it’s a terrible episode but it looks pretty so people like it

[@doramason]

Plot armor and deus ex machinas have reached a point which is even ridiculous for Hollywood. GoT is dead.

[@sachinpaul2111]

doramason and cancerous feminism

[@Bsahokie07]

Sure plot armor...literally every scene where the main characters are getting overwhelmed, they retreat to a more defensible position until the very end when they’re backed against a wall. It’s almost likely they’re highly trained fighters that are steeped in battle strategy and know when to gtfo

[@KaylaMarie_]

@@sachinpaul2111 If a man killed the NK like that it would have still been stupid.

[@nikkidolce7093]

GOT isn’t just dead. It was brutally raped and murdered and then desecrated in pure sacrilege.

[@voiceofmovies3941]

Bsahokie07 Yup Sam’s a real battle strategy genius

[@KJ-pu8dw]

Night King: We was robbed.... Jon Snow: You and me both pal.......

[@joshuastoughton9444]

LOL, 2 episodes of re-introducing characters and stalling, 1 episode with the whitewalkers, and 3 episodes of drama/filler for cersai, great. Also, any deaths will seem comical considering all the characters survived 5+ death scenes with hundreds of undead. Plus, the 5-7 myths/legends/build-up that went down the drain (Azora/children of the forest/the others/the long night/3-eyed raven/melisandre/lord of the light all mean absolutely nothing). On top of the fact the freys killed more main characters in 5 minutes than the night king did in 8 seasons. Both theon and ramsey capture winterfell on seperate occasions, but not the night king and literally millions of undead. The undead can hear ayra's blood drops, but apparently she can ninja run to negate even the elder white walkers from SEEING or HEARING her LOL. (And these guys are the equivalent to dragons, Tolkien's elves or vulcan in star trek). And the fact the actress uses an actual trampoline to film her scene proves just how fucking stupid and illogical the whole idea was implemented. And, Jon loses his story line, meanwhile arya cant kill cersai (someone on her list and a part of her story arc) without her being the overpowered character who kills both the main villians (if the night king can still be considered a main villian). Kit Harrington just got Mark Hamill'd and he even almost curses when he explains his shock that he doesnt even fight the night king.

[@Rundra]

lol dont forget bran ... and every less important character that sacrificed themselves for bran and jon. Hodor, Halfhand, that Reed boy etc etc...

[@briankeogh335]

WE WUZ KAMGZ

[@MGSBigBoss77]

*Night King: We was robbed...* I didn't know he actually spoke? (stunned!)

[@LaurusHG]

Stannis: "Were*"

[@mattyjay1711]

Be careful, you're making too much sense...this will upset the walking dead fans...I mean, got fans.

[@GeorgE-yo5yc]

It's like enjoying Shakespear's Lady Macbeth.. only for it to turn into Sharknado right at the end!..

[@mixedbagclips2511]

George E lol

[@ACmelisa]

😂🤣

[@charactercount803]

😂😂😂 dead af

[@noelle4luv]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@AG-mo1or]

what makes it worse is all the people saying how great the episode was

[@dominick253]

First stage of grief is denial...

[@Maibuwolf]

Once the show got super popular it atteacted all the people that give "reality" tv shows good ratings. That is why everyone loves arya teleporting from one plot hole to another plot hole. They dont care how stupid it is as long as it looks cool.

[@Justhunk]

Well, quoting the Internet: the great war wasn't that great and the long night wasn't that long

[@loplop019]

all the normies too stupid to understand how shit the episode was

[@afrinsayed5902]

@@loplop019 for real!

[@cheerfulpessimist952]

Who would win? Shirtless Ramsay and his 20 good men OR Arya "𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶" Stark

[@mattyjay1711]

To make it a real competition, arya would have to have no limbs...then maaaaybe Ramsay would have a chance....cuz she's a trained assassin.

[@HiddenGhul]

Mister Jayy “She’s been training since season 1” Ramsay wouldn’t stand a chance, even with Ser Twenty Goodmen and his brother Ser Ten Goodmen fighting alongside him

[@norseca542]

TWANNY GUD MEN

[@Warpig9]

Cheerful Pessimist Mary Sue teleport mode

[@joeker6220]

Chuck Norris jokes soon will be replaced with Arya Stark jokes

[@neilbreen371]

Haha,im looking forward to that

[@asasas9146]

Arya Stark has already read A Dream of Spring.

[@stuna91]

There will never be Arya Stark jokes. Thats cause shes no joke.

[@SomeGuy-nr9id]

She has to compete with rey from star wars and capt marvel though and that chick ...?... mike ? ... from star trek.

[@rawheadmcdead4529]

What do you mean I thought arya wss chuck Norris she killed him and took his face years ago

[@TheSteelMagnum]

Dragon Glass.. *Kills White Walkers because it was said to be made by dragons* Velyrian Steel.. *Kills White Walkers because it was forged with dragon fire.* Dragon Fire.. *Can't kill White Walkers.* Amazing writing D&D

[@ComicGladiator]

Every schoolboy knows ice is immune to fire.

[@redgefleming1535]

Fire can but the night king is immune

[@sirocco2810]

Look when I was a schoolboi I played pokemon and was upset that ice was weak to fire

[@mirimarina6387]

Maybe the fire needs to be *injected* into the boodstream by the blade itself😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Koronin]

I feel ya, I have never railed on an episode of GOT until this one. The more I think about this episode, the more I dislike it.

[@williampoole1742]

I'm actually writing down a list of things that happened in the episode that are either counter to the lore or totally illogical. I'm on number 34 and still adding to it.

[@Themystergamerr]

Jeffrey Koronin same here. I couldn’t even watch the 40 min behind the scenes on their official channel. But I might actually watch it because they might explain how Arya magically appeared out of nowhere to stab the nk. They really must take their viewers for idiots

[@claireb3004]

I had a bad taste in my mouth halfway thru it, but wasn't able to process exactly why. NK gets killed by Arya and I went into denial for a second, then immediately got pissed bc nothing at all was coming together. Woke up Monday and thought perhaps I was too harsh. I rewatched Monday evening and found a million other things wrong. 🙄 Don't even get me started on the Inside the Episode with D&D.

[@Ash-ep1nz]

If GOT was Avengers They hype up Thanos since 2012 and when he finally shows up in infinity war, Black Widow goes and stabs him to death by a vibranium dagger.

[@yousefqasrawi2073]

And they go and fight "the real villian" Loki instead

[@carltontaylor6500]

Yousef Qasrawi At least Loki is a god more like Hydra

[@andrelaaksonen]

Lol no they should time travel instead because thats good writing. Bran should be a time traveler aswell because thats good writing, just like in Avengers. XD

[@DraftPickieo]

Ashutosh Mohanty 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tormentor60]

And then in Endgame Avengers fight ISIS

[@nightwishfan1991]

I like many people were ignoring the cracks forming before our very eyes. The Dorne plot was bad but it was mostly self contained. But then season 7 was really my breaking point. The map teleporting was worse than it had ever been in the past. The Frozen Lake Battle while fun was just broken narrative wise. And the death of Littlefinger until now was the most botched villain death on the show. But I hoped beyond hope the writers weren't fucking stupid and they could handle just 6 episodes fighting the dead, nothing complicated. Just make it across the finish line. We are almost there!......and finally the cracks that have been forming became a complete sink hole that opened up swallowing up the entire series. Great job guys! you had one job!

[@markcobuzzi826]

*Hears the sounds of angry yelling and fiery explosions in the Underworld* Hades: “WE WERE SO CLOSE!!! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little nutmeg has to go all noble!”

[@rajarshighoshal6256]

that's my feeling as well!

[@ss-nc2dy]

I wasn't ignoring them. Those cracks really lowered my expectations quite a bit as the series continued. But this episode was shockingly disappointing even for those of us who weren't expecting much anymore.

[@nightwishfan1991]

@@markcobuzzi826 That is so perfect I really want to steal it.

[@BLoodyEx]

I had such high hopes :( Of course I knew they fucked up the last seasons. But my thought always was like: Well, they take 2 years, they can't ruin this. Just give us the Nightking killing his way up to Kingslanding, u can't fuck that up. Give us Jon&Khaleesi fight him off, give us their deaths. But no. Arya ninjajump. I cannot believe it ;/

[@scofield1154]

I've noticed that these rants have existed since season 5, but only this episode has made me binge watch all these rants about a Game of Thrones episode, this is the first time I was so alarmed by bad writing that I've decided to watch MULTIPLE 20 MINUTE videos about some random youtubers ranting about Game of Thrones, its that bad..

[@jasonbott1339]

Welcome to the club. I've been doing this with every episode since ep 3.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

This is a natural progression for a show watcher, give or take random amounts of denial. But sadly I read the books because I couldn't understand the sequence when Theon was captured, then freed and then captured again. It made no sense to me, and I wanted to read the books to figure it out. But as it turned out, that bit wasn't even in the books, and I concluded right away that this had to mean that the show writers who added it are incompetent nincompoops. Oh, and the penis amputation isn't in the books either. or all the lewd talk about Podrick's penis. So you know, this is the intellectual level of the show writers. Good to know! And from there of course, I was correctly able to deduce that the show would turn to shit just as soon as they ran out of book to work with. And it did! Maybe I'm psychic.

[@scottpepper7028]

You need to get out more you sad bastard.

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

@@scottpepper7028 Bad day?

[@TheRatzor]

I feel your pain, I was soo pissed after that happen I felt nothing for Sir Jorah dying when i should have but i was sooooo pissed!

[@sonaruo]

well he teleport 1 moment he is inside the castle not possible knowing where dany is, surrounded and fighting for his life but next moment teleport and saves dany lol

[@Ekleaz]

They have a weird explanation for that. When Drogon bites Viserion. Jorah hears a dragon scream in pain and runs off the screen looking worried. Its lazy but they at least attempted to cover their a**

[@jrthe2nd494]

@@Ekleaz I'm sure that was the poor director trying to make sense of the shitty script D&D gave him to work with.

[@sonaruo]

@@Ekleaz mate even if somehow knew dany was in danger he would not be able to go there?? the dead where everywhere and he was piined?? if he had that freedom of movement they were winning already and the army of the dead was been exterminated

[@SandeepSinghMango]

@@Ekleaz That wasn't off screen, that scene was actually in the episode. He heard a dragon scream after just killing a wight, looked up and started running to the outside aand then it cuts. Though how he didn't end up getting swarmed by the wights while going there is beyond me.

[@michaelm3691]

"How do you face the biggest threat imaginable?" Simple. You equip your horse archers (dothraki) with dragonglass arrows and kill the entire army from afar before they even reach the castle.

[@Technoguy3]

Congrats, 10 seconds of thought and you are already better than the show's writers

[@michaelm3691]

@@Technoguy3 Thanks, but a squirrel on lsd would do a better job than them.

[@ufiCz]

@@michaelm3691 :D Really one of dumbest thing i ever seen in serious tv shows. Mel should burn them all maybe fire god would help them somehow, in their way they were just feeded to army of dead. I can't understand how people who came out with that shit can write for biggest tv show.

[@mannylugz5872]

Yes a normal cavalry strategy is to attack the enemies from the flank or harass them and since the Doths are in horses they will be able to outrun the undead. But I guess the Doths cannot be taught new war tactics. They only know one: charge like madmen!

[@MrJonnyl123]

The Dothraki are knuckleheads. It’s believable they would do something like that

[@jimmyjones9775]

Lol dude, thank you so much for this! Pretty much exactly how I feel about this episode. Keep it up!

[@Mrlaneck]

Did you copy and paste this comment or did the other guy?

[@jimmyjones9775]

Ser Brando definitely the other guy lol, I don’t even know which comment you’re referring to. I don’t really comment much.

[@Trentsum]

This video is one of the best takes on the terrible ending of the Night King.

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

Have you seen MauLer's video?

[@allornothing432]

ThatHandsomeDevil08 Yep I’m so glad these guys made these videos - I love this guy’s “are you kidding me!?!!!” 😂

[@ailathomas]

Arya can walk perfectly upright after deep stabs in the gut but a clonk to the head affects her fighting. Okay

[@ailathomas]

@Robertocarlo Cardenal yeah like they had no natural remedies??

[@ailathomas]

They just let it get infected

[@tyler0896]

She wasn't walking perfectly anything. She was almost crawling. The worst part about that is the stupid character who's good at critical ER surgery because she was such a strong woman she stabbed her men for cheating but in the end always kind hearted enough to save them. Yuck.

[@ailathomas]

@@tyler0896 I Just feel that Arya had no correlation with the Night King. It didn't feel right for her to kill him. We got no backstory or motive for him wanting to rewrite the earth.

[@leemall8099]

The back story could be that she knows death. I think she has said it a few times.

[@devontejefferson6520]

There is a very clear difference between subvert the narrative and shock value and this was shock value no one wanted this at least not like this so damn lazy

[@PazuChill]

I know. Aren't these writers supposed to be professionals? Honestly, I'm sure a good chunk of the audience could have written a better episode than this.

[@Dularr]

The show runners spent the season 7 arguing about the zombie polar bear. They are well past caring about this show.

[@devontejefferson6520]

Necroglobule don’t worry she’ll kill the Mountain Cersei and Dany if she goes evil at this point I don’t even care what happens anymore this was without a doubt a slap in the face to all true GOT fans no true fan wanted this outcome the great threat that took a generation to end gone in less than a night fuck outta here

[@salamander337]

I know who did Dave & Dan think we are, wrestling fans? Did they just send Seth Roling out to steal Roman Reign's title shot? Lol! Ok yeah I am a wrestling fan. XD

[@lancevance6346]

@Necroglobule Melisandre said that to Arya back in what,season 3 ?4? And at that time she was still attached to Stannis as the prince who was promised who will end the long night . Then she latched on to Jon. Now they're pretending oh no she always knew about Arya but left her with a group of outlaws on the road ? What was her obsession with the others then ? Just wanted to strip men and watch them naked? I know most of the casual GoT TV audience are easy to please who'll clap even if Arya took a dump on screen and call her badass for doing so . But It's hilarious that they think nobody will catch on .

[@whitedevil4122]

0:01 - Game of Thrones talk 6:55 - Sneeze 6:58 - More Game of Thrones talk No need to thank me.

[@mavok5863]

thaNK you

[@pindrop.]

Hey spoilers!!1!

[@MarcelNL]

2:29 A perfect example of what three quarters of the episode looked like. 4:31 I actually see 3 shades of gray in total. (Although one of them is pretty reddish) This whole episode was filmed with a Sharp J-SH04, so it seems.

[@leGrille200]

You, ser, are a genius. May the light of the seven shine your way for the rest of your life.

[@JCDanon]

@Planet Watcher just gib him some tiberium, bro

[@datgreedymouse6860]

Dotharki's blood riders with flaming weapons.. Azor ahai's legendary flaming sword: am i a joke to you!?!

[@veng1974]

So they can burst through a stone crypt but the raging wight they took last season can't get out of a wooden box. This show jumped the dragon

[@diatexren4400]

CPQ-Apollo I didn’t even think about that... damn this is fucked lol

[@Adam-xg1ch]

Holy wow this is the craziest nitpick i have seen yet.

[@veng1974]

@@Adam-xg1ch Its not a nit pick its retarded writing. The show is full of it in the last 2 seasons. Its almost as bad as last year when wights put a chain around a dragon in a lake when they cant swim haha how stupid this show has become with details

[@lindseyormsbee]

It's horrible writing, but these are the dead of the crypts being risen not them tunneling in.

[@Adam-xg1ch]

CPQ-Apollo it absolutely is a nitpick. the whole chains under water thing is a massive nitpick. we are talking about magical beings here. one of the best nitpicks i saw was last season when someone complained that arya drank wine in the first episode when she is not much of a drinker.

[@nikolaytonchev6508]

The directors: This will be the long night awesome big battle! Dothraki: LEEEEEROOOOYYY JENNNKIIINNNSSSSSSSS

[@raidenmunja5876]

Underrated comment, my friend!

[@andrebonds4199]

You're the real hero.

[@sheenydonut]

Characters with plot armor survive without actual armor. Characters with actual armor get stabbed through their armor.

[@dentistguba]

What happened to trantadarmour eh? and the big f***ing sword

[@juandom6432]

To all ppl telling me over the years that GOT Is superior to Breaking Bad. Where's your god now?

[@joshuaherbert30]

My god is in New Mexico trying to write a book

[@chasm671]

@@joshuaherbert30 Is that what he's doing? Huh.

[@calliph]

Trash fire of an episode.

[@calliph]

Without the light of the fire though. Cause we'd actually be able to see something.

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

The Hound has left the chat

[@gokujr6932]

With Arya killing the Night King - what was the point of bringing Jon back to life? This is obviously not in Martin's notes. Dan and Dave said that THEY decided to have Arya kill the Night King.

[@Hussen-g2g]

Goku Jr the NK doesn’t even exist in the books

[@abrarmorshedaurko1093]

You are missing the whole point. Without Jon there would not be an army to stop the night attack and give them a chance. He brought everyone together and gave the living a chance. Without him there is 0 chance. And Arya had to be the one, it has been said from season 1. Watch the series again especially Arya scenes

[@Lightitupp1]

@@abrarmorshedaurko1093 sounds like jon was supposed to be the one

[@FelipePetersBerchielli]

@@abrarmorshedaurko1093 i am amused now, where from season 1 is stated that she was destined to kill the Night King, cuz i am pretty sure that this super hero Arya shit started in Season 5, cuz of course, in the books her story is nothing like this and nor is the purpose of her story

[@soldnerfreak4712]

@@abrarmorshedaurko1093 At the end all soldiers were useless. If 1000, 100.000 or 10.000.000 At the end the NK would have stayed in front of bran and arya would have killed him

[@harrymurphy7954]

It’s like killing Thanos in Infinity War and having Loki be the big bad in Endgame Makes NO sense

[@Ecripter1]

It's not like that at all.

[@heisenberg1506]

@@Ecripter1yes, it is

[@MrFredstt]

@@Ecripter1 Yes, it really is. Thanos = Night King Loki = Cercei.

[@foodini666]

you mean like tony stark using a trick to kill thanos? yeah who would do that?

[@nykerianash1590]

James Haack Yeah it’s not like a lot of main characters die to stop someone that powerful.... No wait a lot of main character died. Well I guess some of the main characters died, Sam =Alive, Jon=Alive, Dany=Alive, Sansa=Alive. Unimportant characters =dead, Yeah I’m really going to miss them.

[@everettkitley8528]

Jorah is quite possibly the only character whose story arc actually had a satisfying ending.

[@everettkitley8528]

Bhuwan Khatri Good point.

[@jasminecrawford42]

All the characters that died were the lucky ones tbh. God, I wish the NK killed everyone instead. Dude was really trying to save us all 😂.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

I...guess..? People feeling that Jorah and Theon's storyarc being good cause they died was sort of pathetic.

[@everettkitley8528]

Johnny Skinwalker Who said it was good because they died? Both characters had motives of redemption that were played out in full.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

Again....I guess...? I feel like they both ended more pathetic than heroic. All i had in mind was "poor Jorah and Theon" rather "good work you have completed your arc". I saw more than a few reactors liking this and crying but I just didn't feel it. I was hoping these characters would have affirmed themselves and take their own path in life rather than Jorah being a cuckhold to Dany till the end and Theon becoming Ramsey's little dog to ending up as Yara/the Stark little dog. There's the thing that I never felt like either characters needed redemptions.

[@alexhe1987]

Why Melisandre just fades away like that without mentioning anything. Who is Lord of Light? D&D? HBO?

[@TheShanziebaby]

She achieved her goal. She was very old and unable to die because the lord of light had plans for her. Probably the only believable part of the episode.

[@mdthelegend9882]

Melisandre literally had a “Luke death” from TLJ

[@alexhe1987]

@@TheShanziebaby Who is the Lord of Light ? What did Varys see when his junk was cut and thrown into the fire ? full of red herrings...

[@TheShanziebaby]

@@alexhe1987 The God of the red woman and the brotherhood. It hasn't been said what happened when Varys lost his junk. It has been hinted at in the books that Melisandre is kept alive for a purpose. S08E03 she furfils that purpose. Just like Beric. Not defending the show. It was a complete let down and things have not been explained.

[@alexhe1987]

@@TheShanziebaby the show is total disappointment right now... hopefully, the books can make it right.

[@tekakiuluy3221]

I laughed too for Lyanna's death scene

[@silverman824]

Same lol goofy twit pissed me off

[@brijor6ff7]

She looked ridiculous lol

[@ashnar1690]

I don't know why people like that annoying stupid girl

[@ufiCz]

Right ? I laughed when she was punched ( i thought she must be death, because 100kg hand of giant smash 30kg little girl in can ), and when she grabed her and take a close up look on her a was sure i watching some parody ..........

[@mattyjay1711]

Right, like what is this child gonna do in this battle? Seriously, she's just this super brave child...whatever.

[@robweissman5952]

Arya did NOT jump on the Night King.... She FLEW.

[@udonsei5216]

I'm Arya Poppins, y'all

[@dantesephora5502]

She flew down like Batman did from the gargoyles in Arkham Asylum.. wtf game of thrones?!

[@sbrussell6713]

Bran lifted her with the ravens clearly

[@agentcarbunkle]

she mike jordan slam dunked onto him

[@Nash9r]

Bran warged her 😁

[@nighthawk6281]

The night king’s goal for hundreds of years was to kill the 3-eyed raven? Why did he create an entire army to do that, why not just kill him when he was an immobile old man north of the wall

[@KleenerBro]

Because ... um ... well ... wait a second, I'll give you the answer in 8 years. That'll be 20 bucks per month untill then, though.

[@jons2022]

night hawk where tf did the nk and the ww go after that? Like wtaf did they just see the wights being held up and think “fuck better turn around”

[@dragondude9637]

Actually, the Night King is over 8000 years old and had been killed before by Azor Ahan, only to remateralise again after a few decades which makes this unclimatic end even more stupid as they didn't defeat him properly (at the tree he was created on), which means he'll be back in a few decades again and will create a new army of White Walkers and Wights all over again...oh and unless they repair that wall, he will reinvade ever so easier.

[@markozerdin9784]

Because of the magic that was protecting him in that cave. We saw that whigths couldnt enter the cave. But when NK touched brann the magic stopped working bc he touched him while he was in the cave. That left a mark. NO MARK ON ARYA'S NECK THO

[@greyLeicester]

Well, he kinda forgot...

[@driftveilcity]

ahh you cohesively brought all my thoughts about ep 3 together, thank you!!!!! i've been MAD about this shit since sunday night, bUT NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS :'(

[@ineslopes1307]

i understand :')

[@Angrypatriot_1]

i do too this episode was the worst :(

[@claireb3004]

I get it. I have been through stages of grief all week. 8 years of loyally watching for nothing.

[@thhunter]

This episode pretty well cured any desire I have to watch media in general.

[@alexe7384]

They finally did it, they completely ruined/killed GOT. I lost complete interest for the next episodes .

[@cocokai9661]

Me too. I'd really loved episode 2 because I thought GOT had finally found their purpose again after awful season 7, but this did it for me. Episode 2 was so beautiful because there was the feeling we were saying goodbye to our old friends, but no, this show has become too lame to actually kill fan favorites anymore. I wonder if D&D actually thought this crap was good?

[@6Churches]

Just wait for Littlefinger to be revealed as alive. His (fake) death was what turned me off the most. Well, that and the fact that the Reach should have 70-80k well fed, well resourced soldiers that all die off-screen with no defense. This is the army that gave us Brienne and Ser Loras who unseated the Mountain, they aren't farmer chumps.

[@TheCandyHole]

I think it was ruined since uncle benjen comes out of nowhere swinging a fire lantern and spurting out cliche lines

[@claireb3004]

@@foodini666 dude, again in the responses? 😂

[@escapableentropy9576]

Maisie Williams BF when he was told Arya kills the NK: "Should really be Jon though shouldn't it?" - Done.

[@chasm671]

"Also, I'm leaving you. I'm sorry but after that I just can't."

[@ArcaneAnouki]

3ER: ...But first you must learn! Bran: Learn what? 3ER: Everything. Me: Why?

[@MinecraftDude1245peni]

Because he's the VCR for humanity, a recorder for future 3 eyed ravens, and thus, future civilizations.

[@ArcaneAnouki]

@@MinecraftDude1245peni Right, which was relevant to the plot how? Why was the Night King after the raven, in his many incarnations? How are warging, greenseeing and the army of the dead connected? We'll never know, because Benioff and Weiss never bothered to even ask these questions.

[@ryanbutterworth1845]

This episode has already ruined the season for me, but I would love it if Arya gets over confident and goes to kill Cersei when suddenly the Mountain just destroys her lol. And maybe that could be an intro for Clegane Bowl.

[@foodini666]

why would you want that to happen lol. oh yeah i forgot i am on a hate channel.

[@UnifiedEntity]

@@foodini666 Because its GAME OF THRONES. No one is supposed to be fucking safe.

[@SybillT]

Dude, I would LOVE to see that happen... Arya gets crushed like Oberyn, and then the Hound goes apeshit on his brother.

[@Layman927]

Arya is just a sad shadow of her book character in the show. She’s so fucking annoying. The writers use her as a channel for promoting the fucking girl power narrative. I would absolutely love if she bought it before the end of the season. Good riddance.

[@j5daniel182]

Mountain already has an epic kill with Oberyn so he's not having another one.

[@LeoArenales18]

I feel so unsatisfied . 90% of the viewers are easily impressed by the action it was a great episode for them

[@chickennuggets9784]

Same here, so dissapointing. Lighting, character and build up urghh

[@foodini666]

90% of people or more aren't racist/sexist cucks that watch hate youtube channels 24/7 like you?

[@nykerianash1590]

James Haack Got it can’t handle criticism so you use that racism and sexist defense. Yeah you sure showed all of us by using the weakest defense ever. Thanks for proving how much this episode sucks.

[@LeoArenales18]

Oh snap I can sense the hate in your heart. I’ve been watching and enjoying since season 1they just decided to focus on individual story lines rather than an actual plot or revelation. I said I was unsatisfied not that I hated it

[@Xtos25]

James Haack You’re getting roasted out here bro. Where in his comment did he act racist or sexist. He said he was disappointed in the end.

[@StepwaveMusic]

The worst argument I keep hearing is 'You are talking about being realistic in a show with dragons and zombies, are you dumb LMAO' and I just can't

[@christianriddler5063]

Well, the last few seasons of game of thrones were made to appease the clueless masses of people who have no particular knowledge or taste. They wanted the popcorn crowd who watch american pie thinking it was one of the greatest philosophical works of the last generation.

[@ComicGladiator]

"You need to switch your brain off and just enjoy it." "It's fantasy, you can't expect realism." "The ending made sense because if you squint at past episodes it was totally foreshadowed." All statements worthy of a throat-punch.

[@bullseye6969]

Then i would say to that arse, why don't Dragons fly backwords and throw flame from his Ass? Now tell me that does not make any sense.

[@Technoguy3]

just turn your brain off bro

[@StepwaveMusic]

Association of Free People this is so accurate, thanks for this comment. Will keep this in mind

[@ZoglerRandomiel]

I hate it too.

[@GordoFabulous]

Good rant.

[@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96]

Writing was a mistake -George R. R. Martin

[@SybillT]

I think GRRM is no dummy... He told D&D how he's going to end the books so they can test it out on the show. If enough people hate it, you know he'll change that shit.

[@insomniac9430]

LOL He did not write this , the Producers did .

[@aeparaflux]

The producers/writers said they came up with this scene three years ago. George told them his ending ten years ago. They changed it for TV and probably because they failed Euron Greyjoy's story plus omitted some other important characters..

[@gracecalis5421]

The ruination of a beloved series is a small price to pay for *ZOMBIE POLAR BEARS*

[@MarcAlcatraz]

When you have to explain which dragons/characters lived that’s when you know you have a badly directed battle.

[@mdthelegend9882]

The lighting was just awful. Whoever was in charge of the lighting needs to be fired.

[@summer-fe1hu]

What did bran and jon do in this entire ep ?they were completely useless... they couldnt have ruin the story line more..

[@devontejefferson6520]

summer 7878 they literally have no purpose now Jon doesn’t want to be king but they’ll somehow make it so he has no choice but to stand up to Dany as for Bran what was the point of Bran his whole story amounted to absolutely nothing just as I thought it would

[@paulz6457]

So much for Rhaegars promised Prince haha

[@alexhe1987]

Bran was training the crows...

[@_adil-]

Exactly , and you'll still see ppl say it's fine..Arya needed this moment! I don't mind her killing the NK but come on, This easy? We don't get Jon 1v1 with the NK , the other WW don't even have a fight scene, Jon couldn't even kill the Dragon. I and every OG fan is extremely disappointed.

[@summer-fe1hu]

@@_adil- arya could use a face of white walker to kill the night king ..but they just made her fly and jump on night king.im sure that daenerys will be death in the end for a stupid reason. Cuz "fans should be suprised and shocked who cares about story lines"

[@Shryce]

You're not alone. This was the worst episode of Game of Thrones. Probably the only episode I'm not even gonna rewatch... not worth it.

[@6Churches]

Worse than the one that killed the 70,000 troops the Reach has that are well fed, well paid, well resourced ... all off screen?

[@ange1098]

Shryce , its hard to re watch something when you couldn't see it in the first place.

[@HNav-qb3we]

The entire series because of one stupid episode. Why rewatch GRRM's glorious storytelling when you know D&D just shit all over it in the end?

[@chrisabbott683]

Completely agree with you. Total BS ending to 8 year Night King story arc.

[@logicfreedomz]

one of the worst episodes ever! just plain simple brutal.

[@Bobsend]

The hype for this show is so out of control that most of the audience will just take whatever they get from an episode of it even if the writing is terrible and things don’t even make sense. Since season five it’s obvious the writers have thrown structured storylines out the window in favour of cheap thrills and the audience is just lapping it up. I hope to god if there is a spin off series that D&D are not allowed anywhere near it.

[@Clubskunk]

Boblennon1012 did you see the bar going crazy for the death of nightking? Everyone was so happy , this show is for casuals that’s all. This show is done after this episode.

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@Clubskunk Most of the idiots praising this episode and the last couple seasons are the idiot casuals. But honestly, how in the hell could anyone with a brain, even casual fans cheer that shit on?

[@Bobsend]

Omer Deniz Yes, just seen it there. I bet you not one person in that bar had something critical to say about the episode. They’re D&D’s target audience: people who value style over substance.