Tectone needs a history lesson

[@TheBroThatSurvived]

Tectone: School is dumb like for real, they don't even teach you taxes Also Tectone:

[@jeffreylove6415]

Well they are and dont... so whats your point here?

[@xdferocious6016]

@@jeffreylove6415jeffy go read a book

[@NextGen48]

Dudes a moron

[@ClemintineCake]

​@@jeffreylove6415maybe he's just dumb

[@Leah-fu-69]

@@xdferocious6016 lmao 😭

[@c_huvaknunh9138]

I could hear Tectone's dad screaming in the distance...

[@jensenraylight8011]

after all of that COD session, none of that history stick to his brain

[@ristopaasivirta9770]

His ancestors are screaming in afterlife.

[@jeffreylove6415]

Guy slept straight through every history class if he thought it was in fuckin japan

[@slowboy89]

I fucking lost it, when he said he always thought pearl harbor was in Japan. Like fuck

[@hasteow-hm3im]

tbh I also thought it was Japan, but I'm not American so ig I could miss 1 lesson of history and not know that for a long time

[@theGovernmentHatesYou]

Pretty sad

[@hobogoat2]

@@hasteow-hm3im I think it might also confuse some people because the attack was made by Japanese military

[@blaineburns4325]

@@hobogoat2 why would we get in a war with Japan if the place they attacked was IN JAPAN ARE YOU DEFFICIENT OR WHAT

[@matthewbarrios1028]

Watching this hurt.

[@jordanvoskamp]

These people vote 💀

[@matthewbarrios1028]

@jordanvoskamp the ones that support the lack of policing, poor policies, and crazy protection for criminals in California are the ones voting. It took this In and Out closing for the city to say they're going to "work on cleaning up the area". The voters are the problem.

[@matthewbarrios1028]

@jordanvoskamp Exactly! Or honestly...maybe they don't. 😆

[@thedarkemissary]

I know. Millionaires be wild.

[@lupinhankins7657]

Brain rot moment

[@DescendingVelocity]

Seriously dude looks like he’s 40 and he doesn’t know this… you learn this stuff in like 7th grade

[@kooganh6276]

Soooo like most people don’t use anything past highschool… blame the system that doesn’t value education.

[@BlueHundred1]

It's not brain rot if his brain was never there to begin with

[@MMasterDE]

@@DescendingVelocity 7th grade? *smh* 3rd grade maybe? idk

[@PEguinQuAcKers]

​@@kooganh6276it's not the system bro. Most ppl know big events like this . Especially when it's about your own country

[@Chris-sj6dd]

So he thought Japan attacked themselves at Pearl harbor?

[@bhoototiger3366]

Ahahaha

[@DominickDecocko]

Its a big issue he had alright? 😂 He had issues with it.

[@jaimegastelum1302]

Maybe he thought they attacked a USA military base in Japan

[@Chris-sj6dd]

@@jaimegastelum1302 we didn't have any military bases there before WW2 lol

[@nobeansnoparty5445]

Idk why but this comment has cracked me tf up 🤣🤣

[@grumbholt]

I love how incredulous Emi was that Teccy said 1800

[@stuff6285]

I gotta google another word now, thanks stranger on the web

[@epck]

​@@stuff6285he's just pontificating

[@ultimateyesman6093]

@@stuff6285 indubitably

[@koaglide]

@@stuff6285 what a dumb fking word man

[@koaglide]

it reminds me of learning how incredible literally means in creditable meaning impossible to believe

[@MrShady2099]

tectone is siting in that chair to this day, still trying to figure out it was japan in pearl harbor.

[@dylandrew6071]

Wasn't that when France fought Egypt for carrots.

[@makingadjustments]

Fuck me this clip makes me sad.

[@pattondurio]

I mean emi's is a totally reasonable answer

[@InfallibleDogbert]

Millionaires as well. At least asmon has a brain and intelligent thoughts.

[@goodisgood153]

@@InfallibleDogbert Asmon used to work at IRS iirc. So he definitely has a brain

[@partyjerk]

Because he is way more successful than us 5 combined in this thread will be?

[@franklinrichards8851]

You can tell that someone failed school

[@TwoRatzz]

It was Hortler

[@baronbrummbar8691]

@@TwoRatzz he excelled in school - but got rejected from art school wich gave him an official Rekommandation for architecture

[@franklinrichards8851]

@@Firewynn_TV So you think that person was in the 30% or not? And if not can you explain why they are so DUMB?

[@oftheHowl]

​@@baronbrummbar8691 bro is a dropout, not Hitler

[@MajloT]

This dude has no right to call anything or anyone stupid.

[@chadcollins6854]

Are you kidding me with this one? How the hell do you NOT know when the two world wars took place?

[@Holfus]

Tec has adhd dosent he? Untreated at young age really fucks up general knowledge learning. At least it did for me. I do well at iq tests but give me quizzes or trivia and i feel like toddler level

[@DoctorJohn_MD]

​@@Holfusplenty of people have ADHD and it doesn't impede their learning of basic facts. Tons of ER doctors have ADHD and we're basically required to be top 5% of all grades/achievement we were in prior to med school.

[@daniilivanov9525]

@@DoctorJohn_MDi mean if you are a kid, and struggle paying attention at school, plus if you didn’t like history at school, it’s easy to understand why some struggle with general knowledge but good at specific stuff or logic and arithmetic overall.

[@justin-md4xm]

This is the millionth dumb thing he's said.

[@trolldrool]

@@Holfus Every single person I have ever met with ADHD, including me, knows when WW2 began and ended because we're exposed to it all the time. If anything, we probably think about it more than anyone else. If anything we're distracted from other things by randomly thinking about WW2 more than anyone else. The only way to make sense of this is that Tectone was one of those kids who deliberately never paid attention in class.

[@milbyvision12]

I’m flabbergasted by the stupidity

[@aliqasim604]

My dear friend this has nothing to do with stupidity it's literally lack of knowledge dude is sh!t in history. Tectone is dumb af anyways

[@omegadirective]

Okay Emiru sounds like an airhead sometimes or just very young but at least she said 1940s. I'm so used to Asmongold's old videos of him acting incredulous at basic game mechanics, it's shocking that he is the most educated one.

[@ochicore]

the fascinating thing with him is not the education but the ability to remember such things with specifics on the spot

[@ochicore]

@@malachi5707 ? They are talking about WW2

[@malachi5707]

@@ochicore oh damn yeah my bad

[@omegadirective]

@@ochicore that's just called education

[@ochicore]

@@omegadirective no its called having a good memory. just because you learn something doesn't mean you remember it forever

[@Lucas.Fuentes]

Im less shocked about he thinking it was 1876. Im more shocked about the confidence he had while saying that. there was not a single oz of doubt in that man...

[@moxbroker]

Emi wasn’t trying to make Tectone look stupid, he did that on his own.

[@NoxStream]

Even if you didnt remember the dates, how the heck does an American possibly think pearl harbor took place IN Japan? WTF

[@NinjapowerMS]

Man I can ignore getting it wrong but still getting it close like Emi but 1800s? Wtf???

[@mitchelltriggs7223]

The correlation with Hiroshima and Nagasaki I imagine

[@demonitized1291]

Personally I'm not a historian by any means but thinking wwII occurred in the 1800's is just another level of ignorance.

[@NinjapowerMS]

Yeah like is dude not aware there's still WW2 vets around?

[@megaBaller0000]

do u mean 19hundreds? cuz he said 1876 and that would make it 19hundreds....or is america special again? cuz in germany we live in the twntyfirst century.....

[@demonitized1291]

@@megaBaller0000 We don't call the 1900's the 20th century in sweden. We call it the 1900's (1900-1999) Interesting though that germany has the same thing with the centuries. I didn't know that.

[@megaBaller0000]

@@demonitized1291 Intresting... so ur living right now in the 20 Century?... if i guess right. well the 1900 would be 19th century, but in germany it definitly is from 1901 -2000 is the 20 century. and we are living in the 21 century... i wonder why its diffrent in sweden then germany even tho we are pretty close

[@eien1107]

​@@megaBaller0000 2000s (two thousands), which can also be called 21st centurty. Just different styles of naming it.

[@breadguytv]

Asmon could be a good teacher..

[@assbarf6843]

From just this clip alone, he would have been my favorite teacher growing up. i know asmon isnt just this clip though. lmao

[@oddfernco]

Nah, cynical teachers are abundant & only a few of them are actually good teachers. I’m not refuting his intelligence or knowledge, just his overall personality in a classroom setting.

[@murtangames]

@@oddfernco there is something called work personality and home personality. learn to differ between the two.

[@oddfernco]

@@murtangames okay? Asmon is a transparent dude, I seriously don’t see him being a good teacher. Maybe for the trolls that hang out on 4chan or something, but like…

[@murtangames]

@oddfernco so you don't think he can be taught how to teach or know how to behave in public? Just because he has been unfiltered on stream you don't think he would be a good one? Made on assumptions. Ah well, off you go to 4chan or something.

[@notsoselfawaremilennial]

This made me feel smart.

[@CN86443]

I like how he wanted the girl to look dumb too but she was pretty much right. Guessing the 1800s was dumb as shit she had every right to shame dude for that💀💀

[@skaterboy708]

Someone had high exposure to lead. That’s the best way to explain this.

[@zakaryrichmond396]

On all the walls, all over the floors, in the toys, in the hygiene products.

[@yelleryoung5870]

The fact that he gets to vote scares me.

[@xyouthe]

doesnt matter what youre learning, try to actually commit it to memory. this is embarrassing, and either a case of not listening at all in school or a case of in one ear, out the other the next day

[@imaxdigital7052]

You'd be surprised how little the average person knows about basically anything. People are genuinely stupid now.

[@xyouthe]

@@imaxdigital7052 doesnt help that theres a HUGE emphasis in teaching WW2 history in US schools

[@imaxdigital7052]

@@xyouthe What do you mean? If there's a huge emphasis on teaching WW2 history in schools, wouldn't people know the most basic facts about histories most prolific war?

[@ericlewis3327]

This is a case of being removed from reality due to incredible success on streaming platforms. Why would Tectone ever need to know or care about WW2 when he can scream at a screen about anime girls on Genshin or Honkai and make a living off it

[@icebox1954]

@@imaxdigital7052 Not really. I was wrong by about five years for WW1 and also wrong about five years for WW2. I think most western nations get a lot of it in early history when kids really couldn't care less about some wars that happened close to a century ago. You can have it repeated often and people won't care more just because of that. They'll just zone out. It's boring and the kind of information that's not really worth remembering because you can just google it within a minute if it'll be useful. I'll forget the dates again in a week because of how little it actually matters in my life. It just doesn't matter.

[@ItachiKai]

Asmon, Emi didn't have to do anything to make Tectone look stupid there.

[@damien81981]

TT baited her. he literally said the dates of other wars. lol im really worried how not many of you saw that.

[@JohnDoe-tf5my]

Our schools have failed the next generation.

[@yomanimcool123456789]

nah we all learned this. People fail themselves.

[@dogmatic806]

These people are like 30 years old, they aren't the next generation lol

[@MicrowavedFurby]

"The fockin' forties or something"

[@mRpapastalin]

Average american moment fr

[@nicholaschan4481]

An American not knowing about Pearl Harbor is stunning.

[@BlueTempestTV]

Tectone is from Canada.

[@mRpapastalin]

@@BlueTempestTV he is a white american from texas as far as i know

[@baronbrummbar8691]

@@nicholaschan4481 - i mean 7% of murican adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[@LegendCaron]

@@BlueTempestTV Hes from the US but he moved to canada for a while

[@Cobra96761]

So he thinks Japan bombed their own harbor, and that angered the Americans?

[@langanderson8311]

I love how asmon says "try again" like he doesn't want to believe what he just heard

[@bigmouth2154]

Parents say hello to your kids role models 😂

[@colinnixon7739]

Wait. You thought japan bombed itself???? 😂😂😂😂

[@The_Grimsun]

I love the try again comment. I feel like Asmon legit was like, ok he messed up what he was saying. Then when he hears it again hes like... dear god.

[@trotgun1563]

wow how on earth can u be this lost ????

[@Digbigbombig]

Im honestly more surprised asmon just knows those dates over tectone being completely clueless

[@kabloom6776]

“She was trying to make Tectone look stupid” I don’t think she had to try. His guess was enough.

[@mdfx3695]

Bro ... "Is that your final answer?" it's frightening to discover Asmone is both the most street smart and book smart of the Trio. Asmone :- is straight up like the knowledgeable elder brother that, despite being skinny and kind of nerdy, runs his local school's pot business with an iron fist. Tekton :- typical middle child who is not book smart but has confidence going for him and being kind of beefy. Emmy youngest sister :- until she was 8 she thought chairs, tables and other home decor objects grow on trees or have been harvested from underground like goddamn apples or potatoes, it was only recently that she became aware of the concept of "making things".

[@xdferocious6016]

Tec really knows his stuff

[@kevinjhale90]

Aamond: Woah woah woah, Emi is trying to make Tectone look stupid. Tectone: Hold my beer.

[@glucherru8609]

asmon literally tried to spare tectone and then he content farmed himself 😭

[@shuukenji6585]

Tectone: "School didnt teach us something important like filimg TAXES!" Probably Tectone at school: "MY GOD LEARNING TAXES IS BORING! I wanna play video games!" (Then blames the school for not being Good at teaching him)

[@wax_axiom479]

Keep in mind these are the people 12-17 year olds give their money to...

[@twiekk2700]

how the fuck can he recall all of this stuff his memory is so good

[@katiescape]

the sass in asmons voice SENT ME

[@ChristopherAwesome-ix1bg]

“Where was Pearl Harbor at?” “Pearl Harbor”

[@endgamerlvl1]

Asmon is literally the most unkempt yet most intelligent of them all.

[@BrayzenBull]

He needs a Pro-Wrestling history lesson too

[@oxyyerks9849]

Bro thought Pearl Harbor was something America did to Japan lmao

[@kingocowata]

You guys made these people famous. Bravo

[@HoPoBoMo]

People with power love people like Tectone. Sad part is he is not the only one.

[@johnkies1189]

thinking that pearl harbor happened in Japan is actually pretty wild 🤣🤣

[@chbrules]

This guy represents the avg American's historical knowledge. These people vote.

[@dallaswc2114]

just want to remind you guys he literally grew up inside the pentagon

[@justice0911]

He said it with such confidence too, a COD story mode could've saved him 😂

[@connorstephens7467]

This is what sitting in front a computer screen all hours of the day will do to ya…melts your brain lmao

[@gotem7694]

I swear this is the level of knowledge of the people who comment on history topics online

[@joaogomes9405]

Holy shit, his brain is smoother than a river pebble and half the size.

[@R2green3]

This episode opened my eyes to realizes that novody should ever listen to tectone anymore

[@TheJordanK]

Every clip of him continues to prove that I had good reason to hate Tectone.

[@jessb465]

Bless his heart.

[@mad_max103]

truly one of the na education moments of all times

[@420mrhat]

Asmomd with the most chill face 🫥 ahahahahah he held back so much.

[@dereknez965]

Asmon was there when it started, he had a full head of hair

[@cubemage3336]

What's even funnier is that bro comes from a military family lol

[@Later_Doober]

It's very sad that both of them don't know basic history. This is something everyone should know.

[@TheVikingRaid]

he said the year for the civil war then thought pearl harbor was hiroshima

[@DevoFett]

It’s crazy how people in this country don’t give a f about it’s history

[@ANUBIS.911]

The truth is I wouldn't even know what it is because it's been a long time since I learned this stuff. I think 10th grade I learned about this.

[@burning666corpses]

hearing asmon give them the correct timeline is oddly comforting

[@spannerwindslayer]

American education at its finest

[@jaysven6153]

Asmond is American

[@Frawt]

​@@jaysven6153I mean...people can always learn more things outside of schooling/education, so...yes, he is, and?

[@jaysven6153]

@@Frawt What about my sentence is confusing to you? What’s up wit the tone too? How about you turn around and come back when you fix your attitude.

[@jaunks]

@@Frawt weird how you think asmon knowing the answer is learned outside of schooling and tectone not knowing is because of american education

[@Macks-bc1gg]

The fact that people have to guess that is insane to me

[@thejerg]

Emi: trying to farm Tectone: says anything

[@malachi5707]

Damn, I thought at least one of them would have got it lol

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

He needs multiple lessons

[@zoro113]

nah tectone be talking about the civil war with the 1800's guess

[@gsanipa]

"Emi is farming to make tectone look stupid". I dont think that was necessary

[@fromashes7818]

Thank you God for giving me evidence that i am indeed not autistic.

[@jamesdorsey5503]

It’s like saying not only did they not ever pay attention in history class they also didn’t watch 10 minutes of the history channel.

[@MonoCronic]

History class, better not skip it

[@sergioh6593]

I always thought Pearl Harbor happened in San Diego

[@lukee9360]

These are millionaires btw. Jfc, bro.

[@williamarndt9465]

News Flash: Pearl Harbor is still there.

[@cloud218]

This sums up Americans now

[@browhut]

If Tectone wasnt a streamer dude would definitely be like a used car salesman

[@mitchelltriggs7223]

Asmons try again was so fucking cold ahahahahaha

[@Djspitsfacts]

They should have asked tectone when ww1 started

[@Zach-rw6jf]

Asmon low-key smart af

[@allxmike8202]

I’m glad they didn’t teach him taxes bro can’t even remember stuff that already happened 😂

[@vexjujinko4554]

Some of them clearly haven't played enough Hearts of Iron IV

[@Liecham]

I love that "try again"

[@zach.avenarius]

I dont even care about his dates being wrong, but thinking that pearl harbor was in japan is such a crazy thought

[@khaledfaisal5192]

Bro really predicted every comment💀

[@bentoomet8805]

Bro thought Japan attacked itself???

[@abelpwns713]

The man spent half a million dollars on genshin impact so this is pretty on brand

[@xCliffs]

So did Tectone just not pay attention in school or does American just not teach WW2 in history class? 😂

[@JustARandomGamerTV]

This is your brain on stream

[@chrisblackketter7600]

Tectone reminds me of a guy in my dnd group who always says things that make no sense but it’s part of his charm and we love him for it.

[@jordanplanas176]

So, in his mind, Japan attacked themselves, and America was just like, "Well, looks like we need to get involved now."

[@ethathan]

Tectone should have to play all the COD campaigns over again for the scuffed historical fiction lesson 🤣

[@chanter3978]

Somewhere in the world Teccy’s dad just let out a long sigh…