They Want Tectone DEAD

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00:00:00 Intro
00:00:24 Tectone Tries to learn Politics
00:03:34 Teccys Newest Twitter Drama
00:09:56 Asmon and Emi's Thoughts on Teccys Drama
00:10:25 Crab Souls
00:12:19 Stellar Blade
00:16:21 Stellar Blade had to Fix their Graffiti
00:17:15 Sexualization in Games
00:22:34 Tectone Learns About Women
00:23:24 BBNO$ Video Shoot BTS
00:29:04 Kendrik Vs. Drake
00:34:03 Hate is the Best Motivator
00:36:12 Nostalgic Viewers and Lizard People
00:38:16 Crazy Conspiracies
00:44:05 Tectone Still Doesn't Understand Taxes
00:45:34 Short Form Content
00:47:02 league is Beautiful
00:54:13 Emi Has a League Tourney
00:55:19 JiDion is Unbanned
00:56:26 Diss Track Meta
01:04:08 Twitch Has Changed
01:05:49 Gaming Returns to twitch
01:06:24 Asmon Played Undertale!
01:13:44 Tectone isn't a real Gamer
01:18:13 KZbin Comments
01:20:03 Episode Wrap-Up

[@ihaveacar]

Never forget Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1800s

[@XBW3]

we wont

[@kianschoeman6574]

We can't if you're around

[@kelvinhernandez966]

Wonder what he would say if he was asked when the revolutionary war with George Washington was?

[@Shady_br]

Never forget

[@Balinux756]

But he's American. No need to point fingers at this point.

[@diet0]

Don't let them make you forget that Tectone thought Pearl Harbor was IN Japan.

[@TheLimalicious]

Japan, Nebraska right?

[@lordgrey5223]

Tbf that is a very Japanese name.

[@mgc8207]

​@@lordgrey5223not is not at all😂

[@lordgrey5223]

@@mgc8207 it was sarcasm lol

[@the_gratefulgamer]

Tbf Japan did own Pearl Harbor for a day...

[@xakira666x]

Tectone should keep the WW2 memes going at the start of every podcast by giving us facts about WW2 until he finally learns all the lore...

[@ssfrost1337]

Lore xD It's called history

[@xakira666x]

@@ssfrost1337 it's real life lore lol

[@BeyondTilted]

@@xakira666xthat’s a fire KZbin channel I watch all His videos.

[@silentnsalty]

Final episode is him converting to Judaism 😂

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

Emi is fighting for her life 😂

[@david_a_sanchez]

Tectone needs to voice act for an animated character or some evil muppet.

[@MrBakerman58]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DarthRambo007]

He would totally make an awesome villain

[@Schizskai]

If the villain is loud, obnoxious and bald then yes

[@warhammerguy]

This might be a weird take. The "fake twin Tectone" that was at the OTK meeting was not an "evil version" of Tectone or an exaggerated version of him. But rather an accurated version of how Tectone is perceived by viewers online It is like if his viewers summoned a Tectone Primal by ffxiv logic.

[@user-dh5fl1xu1l]

As a Japanese guy who didn't know about the Korean occupation until a Korean guy told me of the suffering his grandparents faced, I forgive Tectone.

[@anaguma90]

People really need to calm down with those historical hate boners. Nobody under the age of 100 was involved in any of that stuff directly.

[@MountainsAreCool]

@@anaguma90 my grandfather killed hitler

[@mgc8207]

​@anaguma90 why does that matter? Should you have to witness history first hand to know common knowledge ?

[@anaguma90]

@@mgc8207 you gonna hate someone for something their granpa did?

[@kingintox5743]

@@anaguma90Huh? No one is talking about that lmao

[@just_tree]

Loving Emi’s natural look this episode, love her makeup looks too 💕

[@fmkaka24]

I"m gonna be honest, I was surprised... i think she's done being a anime character.

[@noobdave474]

I was looking for this comment. She looks great!

[@clashwithkeen]

@@noobdave474 same

[@Cylox5]

I thought the editor was fuckin around with comedic filters tbh

[@maineman5757]

She's definitely wearing makeup.

[@AcesPrune]

Never forget that Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1700s (we should slowly lower it over time, just to fuck with him 😅)

[@comradewarners]

21:48 “I as a man know more about women than women do.” Tectone

[@the_gratefulgamer]

A lot of men can make this claim. And they'd be right.

[@matthewhall8939]

Where’s the lie? Emi’s weird for acting like women aren’t just as horny as men

[@rogerelzenga4465]

Woman dont even know where they want to eat, what they want to wear, who they want to date.... their opinion NEVER matches reality.... so yeah... thats not a hard feat to achieve...

[@digitalhub492]

@@the_gratefulgamer I'd say some not a lot, especially if we're going off, ya know, being a woman versus not being one.

[@LudwigHorsecock]

@@the_gratefulgamer And tectone is not one of them lmao

[@MountainsAreCool]

Damn emiru looking real today

[@apensalesman]

There's something funny about opening a vid called "they want Tectone dead" on mobile and immediately getting a Honkai Star rail ad

[@Sumesenpai]

Tectone just now learning about politics that we all learned in high school is crazy lol

[@Dexiray]

I'm enjoying seeing Emi voicing more of her opinions on things.

[@RobinsMusic]

Less tectone is good for this podcast

[@maineman5757]

She's less afraid of being canceled.

[@maineman5757]

​@@RobinsMusicpeople get so butthurt over waifu mobile games it's hilarious and insane 😂

[@RobinsMusic]

@@maineman5757 idk if you think I'm butthurt but I dont follow that drama I just think Tectone is annoying and dumb

[@LudwigHorsecock]

@@maineman5757 bahahahahaha tectone don't know jack about the games he criticizes. He's basically the inverse of a hype beast on that front

[@eirgo_s]

Tectone: Adventurine is gay. Asmongold: He's a redditor. Tectone: I can't disagree.

[@Cereal.Fidgeter]

Emi keeps this podcast grounded LOL

[@grayhat_9x]

Don't let them make you forget Emiru didn't know when WW2 was either

[@JollyOldCanuck]

She guessed the 1940s which is correct since she is an American.

[@cablefeed3738]

​@chumpacena She said 1940s, and it was 1939-1945 That's basically dead on get over it. No one gives a fuck about incels crying, simp.

[@Hamgetsu]

​@@chumpacenalol cause he was right ? 😂

[@joetheperformer]

@@chumpacena tell us you have emotional issues without telling us you have emotional issues.

[@Puppetmaster2005]

The difference though....... is that Tectone has a large highly impressionable young audience that he SPAMS misguided opinions at on a daily basis.... and they're agreeing with him. It's like.... a highly charismatic flat earther raging at the top of his voice towards an audience of highly impressionable kids, and they're AGREEING with him, going out and attacking other people like a zealous religious mob. Whereas Emi's audience is just a bunch of people who want to see her cosplays or her kirbys. Lol

[@XTCintense]

If you think of Tectone as a 14yo boy, everything he says makes sense. But a 15yo boy flies by him in maturity.

[@anaguma90]

It all makes sense now

[@xhandhele]

Why are you thinking of him as a little boy? That's hella weird.

[@lllOnSlAuGhTlll]

damn you are right. now it makes sense lol 😀

[@huckleberryjam4975]

Unfortunately he's too bald to think of him as a 14yo boy

[@Lucarioguild7]

God that's so accurate

[@mgc8207]

Never forget Tectone thinks there has never been a human being in space

[@mgc8207]

@notsure-su4kh nice 😂

[@DeviantSci]

Emi is kinda savage this episode. I'm here for it

[@wazzo12]

Shes tired of playing along with all the braindead takes

[@SartuzTV]

Tectone has been saying he can beat Sekiro for a year now. 😂😂😂 it’s time bro

[@utterchoasvods7719]

11:32 Asmon: "I sound like a crazy person" The voices: "No you don't"

[@zukipo]

tectone obliviously not caring to know what goes on beyond his games and strictly only being knowledgeable abt anime/gacha is so fitting

[@xhandhele]

Your brain can only hold so much info

[@hyena805]

Emmy with little to no makeup is beautiful. sheeeshhh

[@nexgen6249]

Never forget Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1800s.

[@thesoffen48]

OTK needs to release a t-shirt with this on it, I swear it would sell very well.

[@xhandhele]

@@thesoffen48 never forget the poster above you is a bot that copied the most popular comment

[@JOIBOY3D2Y]

​@@xhandhele fuckn bots

[@diet0]

They read my comment on a video, my life is complete.

[@kbob9520]

Bring McConnell on the pod🤙

[@LudwigHorsecock]

He'd make fun of asbald for 3 hours straight lmao

[@Ken-mg8zg]

I like how the title is "they want Tectone DEAD" and in the thumbnail is him and some cartoons.

[@bootsilver]

As a top laner, I constantly want my jungler to fucking show up... it is an island up there with SOS on the shoreline majority of the time and it is always the enemy jungler who shows up not mine.

[@Bilbo122333]

Sadly though if your behind it’s better as a jg to gank and play around a winning lane since doing so means map control

[@spock_se]

What I love about this podcast is how much smarter i feel when I hear their takes 😂

[@comradewarners]

SAME

[@zukipo]

already within the first two minutes

[@anaguma90]

You can feel like Asmon is leagues ahead of the other two in intelligence

[@michaelcassidy5022]

@@anaguma90 it's content personalities. I'm no glazer, but Tectone is a lot smarter than he acts in front of a camera. His audience primarily is even dumber than his on-screen persona, but sometimes when he has to explain things, he forgets he's supposed to be loud and dumb and says stuff that shows how much thought and planning goes into what he does. A lot of it boils down to farming content, but the dude spends full-time job hours planning. It's the same story if you watch Asmon's streams, but he's way worse at hiding the gap between his real self and his performative self. In his livestreams, Asmon's opinions fluctuate wildly from his gut reactions to when he realizes he needs to appeal to his audience. Like... when he reacted to the video about incels, he was having a good laugh until he remembered a huge part of his community are incels, so he started playing devil's advocate and defending incel mentality. Tectone just took acting classes, so he's a bit better at staying in character.

[@Kusanalii]

Fr and it makes my day

[@Slauj]

Pog, can't wait to watch this 8 times on repeat nonstop while i study for my math test I've been putting off for a month

[@ShotbyMilesMentis]

First time I’ve heard the pod. Glad you guys are doing it. Hope it continues. Asmon I’ve been watching since wrath. I miss wow so much

[@michaelslemmons]

The executive branch actually has more power than any other branch especially since September 11. Executive branch appoints Supreme Court justices, can make executive orders, AND veto legislation. It’s basically like playing a blue deck in MTG.

[@joshtanner8048]

Dimir control deck frfr

[@JokerFey]

*"Never forget Tectone stupid time stop power CAUSE WW2 in 1800"*

[@fw420]

pearl harbor was in Japan 🗿

[@OhAden]

It was in Hawaii bud, Hiroshima was Japan

[@fw420]

@@OhAden thats not what techy said i trust him more than you

[@BeyondTilted]

39:52 1: Russia did make it to space first. 2: we did go to the moon its provable, we put a mirror on the moon that a laser can be reflected off of, every single argument as to why it didn’t happen or how they faked it has a reasonable and logical scientific explanation.

[@cammander162]

Aye new episode to listen to. I'm at work rn, last hour.

[@sarahwallace1103]

Last episode: Tectone questions why kids have textbooks This episode: Tectone doesn't know basic branches of government

[@HighTide.Sunset]

Idk why but this was by far the best episode of Steak and Eggs hahahaha. I laughed so much on this one. Great job!

[@thecerealkiller5326]

40:07 This gives so many Interstellar (2014) vibes…

[@JiroTheFro]

This episode went wild! Great update on everyone’s week and twitter drama. Excited for next episode

[@monkeyincc3145]

i normally listen to this podcast on speakers at my uni accommodation, this one was a headphones day

[@peace-rt1pn]

loved the episodeee

[@aussikabossi]

Great pod! 🔥🔥🔥

[@smartpig2386]

never forget not to listen to asmond talk about anything of substance beyond video games. That's all he is good for.

[@dsfpiuhasdf]

I think emiru was thinking about conversion therapy

[@aries3690]

Emi is gorgeous with or without makeup :)) Also never forget Tectone thought WW2 was in the 1800s

[@RobinsMusic]

She still has makeup on bro

[@dbrowncapone]

I got a honkai star rail ad as he was talking about it too lmfao

[@thecinders]

honestly most of the youtube shorts i get are CCs i watch, cooking, pets and like, wholesome stuff. The food always shows up when im wanting to snack too >>

[@benj1b]

Tectone trolling asmon about being a lizard person is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@Rhala]

thank you Emi for being the voice of reason in this group

[@terifictaylor1076]

Earlier this week I proved that even when Teccy plays with Irons he can't carry OMEGALUL

[@LordandSavory]

So when teccy sees a WW2 vet. What does he think?

[@Zodiacman16]

"damn this guy must be 200+ years old"

[@bufu3641]

Someone needs to move the table so Teccy stops putting his dirty ass shoes on the table.

[@omars9986]

Tectone is being Tectone this episode.

[@holeefuk1087]

saying no one plays honkai impact 3rd is crime, I play it

[@ScottyPhoton]

49:00 For the few months I played League in ~2015 my most played characters were Udyr, Taric, and Varus. 😄 I'll admit it was fun when playing with friends and having voice chat.

[@fireelemen6163]

I can't believe Tectone ended the episode by saying he was entering his Dracula Flow

[@boostio_music]

There is NO way asmon actually said melinas rap is better. Tectone actually sounds like he tried and made it catchy. Melana just talked a couple sentences over a rugrats beat lol.

[@skeletonmandiecastcollector]

Hello, I’m New to the channel. I’m loving the 1980s style basement looking background 🔥🤘🏻💀🤘🏻🔥

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Tectone: I immerse myself in the video game world. Asmon: I don't. Asmon after The Vault: *FUCK!*

[@Aqu4tic2]

22:36 Oh Teccy, you poor sweet summer child.

[@front2battle]

I think Mihoyo banning mentioning headcannons in the forums was a good idea.

[@xhandhele]

Strange that they are explicitly banning Tectone from all subreddits

[@hajicek12]

emy looks like a doll today.

[@lilwang2]

I think I'd like to see tectone getting a bit less comfortable

[@RevolverCunaguaro]

26 seconds in and no steak and no eggs, you guys fell off.

[@Lord_Marquaad]

But infinite bacons and no games

[@alexward7958]

Based

[@Shady_br]

​@@Lord_Marquaad i prefer unlimited games and no games

[@DABOSSEMPRAH]

Steak is Asmon and eggs are tectone and emi.

[@KhallStream]

No the Stellar Blade thing was/is the goofy censoring of cleavage while at the same time allowing sex scenes like that one in TLOU2 or full frontal in BG3. It’s the double standards of LA Sony. Like a continuation of DEI and how there’s apparently right sexy and wrong sexy.

[@kenkessler301]

Tectone's takes on homeless people are insane

[@AgustinN95]

Remember: even if you don't vote, someone's gonna step up there and be elected to rule your country anyways. You better choose the one better aligned with your principles.

[@cablefeed3738]

They're rich They don't care. If things go bad, they'll just go elsewhere.

[@SavantAudiosurf]

Technically, their vote doesn't matter at all because they are in Texas. If the majority of the state votes for 1 party, all the points from the electoral college goes to that candidate. So if you vote blue in Texas or Florida, your vote is basically a useless statistic.

[@cablefeed3738]

@@SavantAudiosurf That's not true. Texas is repeatedly almost gone blue and it probably would have gone blue if it wasn't for all the city Voter manipulation by Getting rid of offsite voting locations.

[@sbjd8905]

Don’t we all

[@zachk1878]

no???

[@sbjd8905]

@@zachk1878 Twas a joke 🥰

[@zachk1878]

@@sbjd8905 yeah totally, i’m dying from laughter 🥰

[@sbjd8905]

@@zachk1878 the world will be a better place for it 🥰

[@philipvuu]

Cleaning Asmongold house when ?

[@Tmorgan2976]

We're all in this together

[@Mark-Rain]

Does Tectone have a Flat Earth membership card?

[@Mattyhaz123]

HOTS only had diamond back before the ranked system was a think. When the actual ranked season came out they had Master and Grand master (top 200)

[@MedievalWaffle365]

don't let tectone forget that he thought soapland was in Pearl Harbor in the 1800s

[@spicy.tuna_]

We need a steak and eggs baulders gate 3 run. This is the only way assmongler is going to play this game.

[@Ikuraga]

Lol this podcast is hilarious. Ya’ll three have good chemistry. And as much shit as we talk shit about Tectone he’s that friend you need to spark up memorable moments 🤣

[@tommycarr1513]

Emiru looks better with no makeup

[@Cybertech134]

That's not no makeup.

[@BphRhourak]

Not sure if Teccy is this big of a troll or the school system has failed him this badly

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

I will say the later. But I think the school system is bad, but that is not reason. I am willing to bet he did not pay attention in school at all.

[@mcbill7352]

​@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas1000% this

[@pandamaster1138]

where can i see the animated stuff he mentions about robin? i need to research some...stuff

[@qdilly7397]

It’s so annoying when tectone and people in general say that lies of P has a bad parry system. It’s actually super accurate and satisfying. It just has a more narrow window than Sekiro so people struggle. He never even made it past the initial learning curve, so don’t say it sucks if you’ve never even given it a real chance.

[@ryanjohnson2844]

Asmond being a kendrick fan is so funny for some reason

[@heldermonteiro2718]

The images of the landing on the moon came out earlier than the astronauts wish for the time would have been impossible

[@spartnfish]

I mean there's also a lot of references and sites you can use to cross reference multiple news sources and compare.

[@Griemira]

57:27 Diss Track Meta goes hard

[@szabel.]

50:00 so true about jungler. except you are also an ahead of your time space-martyr because you get blame-projection from your 1v1 dying laners because they have potatoes for hands and you're on 3rd camp

[@SICRoosterKido]

Wait, there are people who DON'T want Big T dead?? Crazy world

[@DiezDaily]

Emiru is looking flawless with the more natural look! Every look she does, pulls it off so well girllllll!

[@shockedlizard5638]

Tectone engagement farming with mentioning WW2 at the start

[@iiBenihime]

Emiru is pretty without makeup too

[@ralphard]

She has some makeup on

[@iiBenihime]

@@ralphard Yeah, I noticed the eyeliner after I made the comment. But she seems to have much less makeup on than usual. All the contouring and whatnot

[@lospereye]

The only thing that’s wanted from me is Tectone…’s dad’s Pokémon go friend code

[@Obeesepandah]

Just off topic but emi looks soo much prettier when shes not full emo makeup.

[@CxClips]

46:38 Emi almost lost it.

[@Vashtiian]

Electric shock therapy is still used to treat depression... Although it didn't work for me and now my memory is entirely screwed up and I don't feel any better, if anything I feel worse

[@toosavagegamingx]

To go along with his history podcast we now need science with tec.

[@andrewgroves6718]

Emi looks beautiful today

[@jameswebbbb]

Tectone “I played morde, Darius, dr Mundo (top lane champs) Also tectone: IM THE JUNGLER

[@peterfabell154]

It's crazy how big streamers develop such big egos (and kind of noxious)

[@mantistobogganmd5780]

Shock, or electroconvulsive therapy is a really interesting thing. It started off as utter quackery. Literally just doctors high af on cocaine like "hey let's electrocute schizophrenics and gay people, see what happens". Of course this did nothing at best, and broke bones including the skull leading to death from intracranial hemorrhage at worst. Eventually it was accidentally found to significantly help with depression, for which it is currently used with FDA approval (treatment resistant depression). I've seen this, it's wild. I talked to a pt who had received it 4 or 5 times right before her next treatment she was like yeah it helps a lot, every treatment lasts a little longer. They also use anesthesia now, so it's much safer.

[@nonottim]

Steak and Eggs should do a collab with Alveus/Maya and see all the animals.