I needed this. Im recently sober and the hardest part was cutting people out of my life that would only.drag me back down that road. To anyone who needs to hear this stay strong. Whatever it is, youll make it through one day at a time.
@Eric-tc5zq Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard him for years and have enjoyed this guy. Shame though….. I didn’t know he was into disrespecting the Lord like that. Especially since the guy is such a great, clever, well thought comic. I hope he reconsiders those lines and those bits. I, personally wouldn’t be interested. My loss? Yep. Maybe.
@georgebaird7890 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work with sobriety. After 40+ years of drinking. I'm going on 3 years sober, life is so much better. I never want to go back to the awful person I was drunk. Good luck. You can do it.👍
@DailySource Жыл бұрын
In addition to his great material, I really enjoy his voice and tone. His voice is funny and matches well with his material.
@desireeholloway33539 ай бұрын
The sound of his voice is remarkably enjoyable. 🙃
@jodibirmingham90409 ай бұрын
Saw him live last fall opening for Jim Gaffigan. He was great!! I remember thinking, "who is this guy, he's hilarious!?" ❤😂
@KadirPeker2 жыл бұрын
very, very good special... I like the comics who just seem to be just chatting with you, just sharing stories and not "doing jokes" and it's a hell of a good time all through.
@MrSpunkyflunky2 жыл бұрын
Like experienced, traveled and talented
@sloanmagnum5009 Жыл бұрын
He was literally doing routine material I've a heard a hundred times
@donmohave5 ай бұрын
Yes, yes, yes. I've experienced that where it felt like the comic was doing work and scripted. Little flow.
@gardenbun2 жыл бұрын
WOW! How have I not heard of this intelligent comedian? Incredibly thoughtful , original, and funny.
@donaldhenley84462 жыл бұрын
Aren't you glad people are imperfect so they can be talked about?
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 жыл бұрын
He used to have a live show that had so few viewers, that people were texting him and calling in. He would just go on angry rants for hours.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping2 жыл бұрын
@@Nicole-ww4lg Wait.... i just noticed your comment. Is The Ted Alexandro Show still going?
@ShamanicSavant2 жыл бұрын
Or blatant political pulpit preaching. He sucks to put it mildly :)
@stephenlipton525 Жыл бұрын
Well how’s Biden working out for you all over there. Gas prices high Food shortages rampant inflation. Sleepy joe leaving documents around the place derided his predecessor to make political capital while his lawyers tried to quietly clean up even worse shit.
@DailySource Жыл бұрын
Brilliant funny and insightful comedy. I also like the sound and tone of his voice.
@gentleeyes11 ай бұрын
This is the most relatable existential dread and I thank you for it.
@lipgloss7636 Жыл бұрын
He's pretty brilliant. Most comics work so hard to be offensive and foul mouthed thinking they're funny. I love his genuine comedic flow.
@barelyfamousofficial Жыл бұрын
"Offensive" comdiedians are funny. And I bet a lot of people find this guy Offensive.
@benwoodard68518 ай бұрын
@@barelyfamousofficial exactly!
@stevenblood82572 ай бұрын
Y@@barelyfamousofficial
@TheRealVitaminTtm Жыл бұрын
Ted is one of the greats!!!😅
@consciencecolmon1046 Жыл бұрын
This guy was great!
@kathrynboswell33446 ай бұрын
At 26:00 is the best description by a man, of the woman's experience in the Western world, that I have heard. Spot on and hilarious 😅
@Trytocookthis11 ай бұрын
this guy should have a podcast, he has so many interesting funny topics
@readerwriter2116 Жыл бұрын
Funny man!! Would love to see a live show!
@bobwoww8384 Жыл бұрын
62 yrs old🌹👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 This guy nails it‼️🫶🏽🌹🌹🌹Thank u🙏🏽🫶🏽🌈
@dixieboy5689 Жыл бұрын
>>> Absolute genius. Hes super cold and super hot. He goes for the throat at all times. Solid set. I loved all of it. Thanks.
@rphlv90932 ай бұрын
How Comedy is done, Fantastic!!! 😂
@theadvocate46982 жыл бұрын
Excellent show! Thanks!
@800pgm2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! Subscribe to our channel for more comedy specials
@JonathanLit2 жыл бұрын
Great special man! Looking forward to seeing more of you!
@alamundi8298 Жыл бұрын
So great!!
@coolbeans635710 ай бұрын
I watched this a year ago and it came up lol, watched till the end! 😂😅
@robinedwards8796 Жыл бұрын
This is funny af. "Bananas aren't clean." Lolz
@TheAngiepangie4242 жыл бұрын
Wicked witty set! 😂 I don’t know the first black professional basketball player either. The first players I recall are the Harlem Globetrotters!
@firefly47042 ай бұрын
Smart, very funny comedy. Excellent from stsry to finish.
@tashuntka Жыл бұрын
Yep.....he's got the whole package 👍🔥👍
@MCJHYPE2 жыл бұрын
Awwww mannnn another amazing set from Ted 🔥🤟🏾🤟🏾✌🏾🤘🏾✌🏾👏🏾🤟🏾🔥THANK YOU TED 🔥🔥🔥
@TedAlexandro2 жыл бұрын
Thanks J!
@800pgm2 жыл бұрын
@TedAlexandro is the man!
@Bluvofbase Жыл бұрын
You are the first comedian i watched on youtube that i didnt press skip ad.......because i needed the time to breath. DAMN MAN U FUNNY!!!! niggas gotta break and huddle on ya comedy
@meridian19287 ай бұрын
The algorithm brought me here, and now he has a new fan.
@dotimestwo7 ай бұрын
i pushed the like button multiple times
@FirstLast-di4zi Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I love this dude!!! 😇✝️✝️✝️✝️
@n.l.vannstallings4664 Жыл бұрын
This guy has got it!
@angelapitts2123 Жыл бұрын
I've Always loved this guy
@Leaving_Orbit2 жыл бұрын
Awesome set, Ted!
@_NewtonMeter Жыл бұрын
3:28 "And we'll all float on, okay"
@car0lineadams108 Жыл бұрын
Cheers brother ❤😂
@airrionscott3501 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn. "WP Commercial" earned the Like. 🤣🤣🤣
@mjgsuperincredible3822 жыл бұрын
Hysterical!!!!!!
@shukriaapso8404 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me realize I could have pushed my boyfriend in a stroller when I was in High School.
@FOBStevie21 Жыл бұрын
Solid set
@cmb6087 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious but wow he looks intense! He's scary but he's awesome!
@DeemMalicious2 жыл бұрын
I keep discovering new comics through this channel! Amazing work, guys.
@800pgm2 жыл бұрын
Glad you like it! Make sure to subscribe to stay up to date on all new comedy specials
Ted! If you're reading this, thanks. You're great. :)
@tarekbaidane322 Жыл бұрын
Favorite jokes ( customer service and not happy with the product. The knee joke. Being 43 busted both knees, I can relate to that
@Syl-Vee2 жыл бұрын
So good! So astute! Thank you
@talesofunity Жыл бұрын
That is how they get hired for Uber in some places. Remember that moment in some movie when Hagrid gets into Harry Potter's car and says, "you're a Rideshare driver now Harry"
@desireeholloway33539 ай бұрын
I’m in a 11yr relationship with someone who’s 14yrs older than me. I was 4 when he graduated hs. This bit had me rolling!! 🤣🤣🤣
@PorscheAbraham2 жыл бұрын
We’re all just Aunt Viv’n our way through life! 😂😂😂
@N3ur0m4nc3r2 жыл бұрын
Senior Class of Earth has been out for like 3 years. ITS INCREDIBLY GOOD, but re-premier 🤷♂️
@SomeGuy-hf4nl2 жыл бұрын
Loved every word 😂
@Mom-a-Dragon7622 Жыл бұрын
I backed up into a cop car once literally leaving the cop station. Andy let me go knowing i had no license on me❤
@car0lineadams1082 жыл бұрын
George Carlin would be proud of your show👍😁 awesome 😎
@markonit2 жыл бұрын
...did ... did he do a callback to mid- 80's band Crowed House..? I LOVED that band and the song still rocks..!
@Brandonyoungblood505 ай бұрын
I have a Toyota Prius 2007. I feel ya,
@durancoley17 күн бұрын
They said honor killing, where did we find this in the entire story
@johnbeuhler Жыл бұрын
Ted: "I'd like some atmosphere. Do you have a smoke machine?" Locations: "So, nine smoke machines on full blast? Got it."
@justayoutuber19062 ай бұрын
Good job. I don't mind the social commentary weaved in.
@fadenmac8092 Жыл бұрын
Damn Ted, you are funny. What happened on the second part? Near the end of the special i could hear the floor boards as you were walking. Rooting for you man. Looking forward to the next one.
@aquaajb Жыл бұрын
catastrophically under-recognized
@Khemith_Demon_Hours2 жыл бұрын
Very hilarious.
@arnoldvialpando67542 жыл бұрын
I didn't get to give you my complete admiration for your comedy presentation you are one classy dude I tell you I really did have to laugh at your renditions of life especially in the city that never sleeps. I'll be watching more of your shows now that I remember how good you are and how much I enjoyed your talent you're truly an artist keep up the good work you are a very very needed at this time and I really like your political toe-dipping you made it absolutely irrevocably safe to dabble in politics. Good luck May the dove of Peace flap your nose just kidding anyway you are the dude you are the man you are you are you are. I wish you only good may you make as much energy in the form of money that is appropriate for your excellent character. Thanks again for your talent 🎇🎆🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆
@silviuvladboariu13122 жыл бұрын
holly crap, this guy is good! getting some Louis CK vibes from his style, delivery, even the way he holds the microphone. Great set!
@chelseaphilice74582 жыл бұрын
I know people think artist like comparisons but they usuallydon’t especially to that guy in this time . Lol Also those guys r pretty close to age they r peers
@petefalc Жыл бұрын
He used to open for Louie, so Louie obviously likes him. Ted & I went to the same schools & Church for almost two decades. I knew him pretty well & he is a very good guy & an excellent comedian. We are on completely opposite sides politically, but he is a good dude. Also was the best basketball player in our very big neighborhood in Queens NY. He was a legit beast.
@Handy-j5o8 ай бұрын
I call him the Don
@arnoldvialpando67542 жыл бұрын
I really really enjoyed your presentation
@thomasruwart17222 жыл бұрын
I grew up with a girl named Penny Nichols (pronounced "nickles")
@Itsant33 Жыл бұрын
He kind of has a Chad Daniels vibe with a little bit of Josh Sneed exhaustion. It's a very witty observations of approaching middle age
@chelseaphilice74582 жыл бұрын
🥵 takes
@drew-shourd2 жыл бұрын
Super funny, very fresh. I pee sitting down also btw, but I've had 12 surgeries on both feet and have to clean my own toilet, it's a no brainer for me. Actually, it was the Harlam Globetrotters that beat the 'mighty' Celtics in some exhibition match (made those white guys look like FOOLS btw) that changed basketball forever, watch a doc on it, it'll blow your mind. Bernie, or the idea of a Bernie is amazing, but this two-party system is too well entrenched, a third will never win cause the prez is just a puppet on this stage called democracy' they have enslaved us all in. So, all his political rants here about, 'electing the next murderer' is SPOT ON.
@roycebryan16922 жыл бұрын
How Joe Brandon working for you? Hahahaha.
@musicingflowing5 ай бұрын
Now's a really great time to grow one's own bananas (and food in general)! ((Re-lying/depend-ants upon the narcissicystem, is not recommended))
@lindaollie2 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@michaeladolf6283 ай бұрын
gotta give maximum endorsement to the sitting down wee. lol. and... fellow americans... if your not using a bidet, you don't know how much comfort your missing out on. you're not clean down there. (+ with the cost of TP since covid, huge money savings. We use about 1/20 of the tp now we used to.)
@deshaebraun3962 Жыл бұрын
Manukau honey!
@MarcelHoskins2 жыл бұрын
This is just liberal; complaining about trump for 25mins towards the end. I wish there was more subject material besides trump
@elainegoolsby9902 Жыл бұрын
What do you think of Trump now? You got Biden?? Yepee!
@grimreaper33302 жыл бұрын
2017? Why am I just seeing this now smh
@miloenglish41652 жыл бұрын
October 2022 and all that he's talking about seems petty 😂 The whole situation is way worse
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy4 ай бұрын
58:08
@kiwirooks7299 Жыл бұрын
Was cool until it turned into an anti-white rant.
@AnaLucia-wy2ii Жыл бұрын
I know. It’s so exhausting.
@Kobe292612 жыл бұрын
That banana joke is no joke; the fact remains unless we reform laws around food the poor will have to cede land to what essentially amounts to the demands of Western palates - but yeah killer set!
@halcyon_echo422 жыл бұрын
Not bad, I liked the moving comparison however sad it actually is
@AnaLucia-wy2ii Жыл бұрын
So hilarious at the beginning. Then the same unoriginal crap at the end. It didn’t age well.
@Mayan.Embodiment3 ай бұрын
Splendid! @23:42, raise the vibe of that joke with, "without pure violence, our smoothies just dont have the right texture." You're welcome. Delete this comment.
@stevebuffinton10942 жыл бұрын
Funny, but I bet you'd like a little more Trump in your life now.
@capnobvious27182 жыл бұрын
LOL This guy is hilarious! Bernie the billionaire pushing socialism. RFLMFAO! Even funnier are the people who voted for him! I haven't laughed this much in days!
@haroldtheescapist2865 Жыл бұрын
Was very good until we got to politics. Great comedian
@dimensionx9770 Жыл бұрын
He's more interested in pushing his political views than being funny.
@kathyheavner358511 ай бұрын
One of those comedians. Using Trump as a example of something bad. Sloppy thinking. Of course he doesn't believe in an afterlife. That makes it easier
@jb25173 ай бұрын
Be warned: Seems funny at first but by the end just a sniveling whining Trump complainer the likes of Robert Deniro. Loses all substance.
@jennyhdz692011 ай бұрын
I always count my change from my change jar to make sure I'm not getting ripped off at the counter... y'all need to learn some lessons about financial security. You make sure that shit is CORRECT before you just whilly-nilly throw it around. Too trusting. Silly.
@ShamanicSavant2 жыл бұрын
Aren't comedians supposed to be funny? This was more like a lecture. Too much political BS :)
@buddyflood6761 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was pretty funny, it's a difference in taste i guess
@timstadlmueller582 жыл бұрын
Good set, I like his style. The Trump stuff was funny, obviously some thin-skinned folks in the comment don't feel that way.
@csengo702 жыл бұрын
It not a mater of thin sink, it's a maternof fact. Some people cannot handle facts or really. Those are the one who need psychological attention.
@ShamanicSavant2 жыл бұрын
@@csengo70 But it IS a mater of thin sink :)
@csengo702 жыл бұрын
@@ShamanicSavant simpleton
@AnaLucia-wy2ii Жыл бұрын
It’s not thin skinned. It’s eye rolling and cringey.
@erglelergle8476 Жыл бұрын
What did trump have? Peace and prosperity.
@DivineRedwood2 жыл бұрын
*You were doing fine until you hit the Trump jokes. They did not age well at all.*
@langdonboom2 жыл бұрын
He tried to steal the election, which if he had his way could very well have made him our last president.... seems fairly prescient
@DivineRedwood2 жыл бұрын
@@langdonboom No he didn't. You need to get out of your liberal bubble more often.
@langdonboom2 жыл бұрын
@@DivineRedwood Oh thanks for setting me straight!
@DivineRedwood2 жыл бұрын
@@langdonboom New York Magazine's bias is considered to be liberal. You want to try harder in NOT proving me right?
@DivineRedwood2 жыл бұрын
@@langdonboom Brahahahahahahahahaha! The New Republic is unambiguously to the political left. Strike two dumbass.
@nestormoreno8795 Жыл бұрын
Boring
@dannyb.4034 Жыл бұрын
He was doing ok until he preached about politics.
@jenniferbaurn82408 ай бұрын
Blasphemous P.O.S. Thumbs down
@pornsakpongthong10922 жыл бұрын
This comedy is average
@ShamanicSavant2 жыл бұрын
Not even, it's nothing more than poorly disguised political pulpit preaching :)